What if peter parker was black?

Every character should be black

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well for one he wouldnt be acknowledge upon creation thats for sure. I mean he isnt popular cuz he is white but the time of creation he would be unpopular if he WAS black. Even if the black community supported this at the time, it would be ignored sad to say.

But if he was black and created today when we had no spider-man? I would think it would be more realistic like in that pic than any superhero ever.

They were supossed to stop a hostage situation in Long Island but Woke Spidey stopped them.
Now everybody is dead and the killer walked free

i think the artist is going too deep into reality on this, even white spidey had to stop cops from going top far.

HEY BLACKS, STOP DOING FUCKING CRIMES

How fucking hard is it to understand that?

>>what if peter parker was white?

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So... a super villain?

Hi is uncle would've been shot by a cop

The actions of a hero

Is that BP South African, Zambian or Rhodesian?

Namibian*

But Peter, you made him walk off the edge to his death and May doesn't know this, why must you torment your aunt like this?

>what if peter parker was black?

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>what if peter parker was black?
Nothing changes at all.

Miles Morales?

You know far more Black on White crimes are committed and the vast majority of Black murders are committed by other black individuals right?

Same, this way China can feel no shame in cleaning up the rest of the world. White genocide will lead to negro genocide. And that's a good thing!

If Peter Parker was black then the odds that Uncle Ben would have been killed by another black person would be incredibly high

What if Peter Parker was ... a black girl?

What if Petro Ibn Parkhan was Middle Eastern?
What if Pyotr Parkarov was slav?
What if Peter Parkanjan was an Indian?
What if Pjetër Parkëaj was from Balkans?
What if Piter Bar Khor was from SouthEastern Asia?

Spiderverse exist.

Then it wouldn’t be weird that his ass is so fat.

What if your wife orbited my dick?

He wouldnt go a night without Robin

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South African.

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funny considering how weak the black skin genes are. Without tribal nudity and skin cancer risks, humanity is evolving that melanin away, it's useless.

Sadly smaller somthing is the less things it has orbiting it

There was Indian peter and it was horrible. This is from a Panjeet

hey non- blacks stop being racist/paranoid

Is it really being paranoid when statistically non-blacks are far more likely to be the victim of violent crime from a black person than any other race?

yes

Except his IQ is cut in half, he can't invent anything so no web swinging, and he only fights crime perpetrated against people he personally cares about.

What about Pietro Parchelli , would he shoot sticky spaghetti?

Most white murders are also committed by white people. Because most murders are committed by people the murdered know.

Huwat? Most long standing black super heroes, like luke cage and black panther, were contemporary to spider-man.

DESPITE

So you're saying murder isn't a race issue? Holy shit who could've guessed that?

Man all this virtue signaling is pretty cringe.
Here’s the thing, these types of people are actively being pandered to now. There’s loads of effort made to include brown female gay trans disabled etc characters, and yet it’s not enough to have Miles, they want peter too. I do not get it

He stole that guy's pizza

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I'm one of the biggest spider-fags there is.

It would make practically no difference. There's nothing about Peter that needs to be white.

And until Spider-verse came out, a black Peter would have been infinitely preferable to Miles. Now Miles sorta has a personality and growth, so he's ok.

this. spiders create webs, they actually build things. blacks and jews can't do that.

Underrated post is underrated

Peter Parker is a young man of low-class who lives with a single female relative in Queens after his only father figure shot.

The only difference being black would make is that black!Peter probably would have fucked Mary Jane faster.

Jameson was right all along.

>black spiderman assaults the police
Because if you are black you should do this? I bet he also left MJ pregnant.

You're a cuck

>come help us spidey
*Real* Jew Yorkers hate Spider-Man.

someone add a final panel to this where peter is unexpectantly shot and killed by a black gangmember. I mean, we're trying to be realistic, right?

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It would change JJJ's relationship with Spider-Man, at least if Spider-Man's ethnicity were common knowledge. Has the average Marvel universe citizen seen photos of Spidey either unmasking the lower half of his face or wearing his costume with severe battle damage that exposes his skin? If they do know his skin tone due to moments like that, people would accuse Jameson of being racist.

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yeah man he's been battle damaged and literally naked in front of the New Yorkers before

You're more likely to fall down the fucking stairs than get mugged, but I doubt you shit yourself everytime you see a flight of them.

>being nigged by a nog is just losing the rape lottery

So you're saying that being mugged by a negro is my fault the same way falling down the stairs is?

You’re odds increase a whole lot if you ever travel around (or live in a city with a higher percentage of blacks)
>inb4 you say people should be hermits instead

>Implying Uncle Ben would still be around

Does Peter even patrol those kinds of neighborhoods regularly?

he's his uncle not his dad

White Peter parker suffered lot of injustice from police and people and never turned on the cops. He even was in prison.
Black Peter parker decides to turn on the cops because they were doing their job.

I don't know which kind of message is this.

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Cop Killer Spider-Man

DAS RIGHT

DAS RIGHT

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Racism and Race Realism have a tendency to draw utter brainlets.
They like to pretend that they're being logical but suffer from confirmation bias that is conveniently always in their favor.
Brain trust, right here.

>t. white kid living in a 100% white gated community preaching about the joys of diversity

Nice try. Guess again, bud.

But I was right the first time.

African-Americans don't have the monopoly on being oppressed by the people in power. You're not special, read a book and get the fuck over yourself.

>I only love statistics when they prove my own point

Then he'd probably still be the same character? I don't remember Peter Parker being defined as being white.

This is stupid.

Falling down the stairs is an accident.
Someone mugging you is not an accident.

>commit a crime
>go on the run
>break into someones home and gun them down
>go free
sure

what if black people could come up with their own shit.

Maybe you're just unpleasant. I've been to multiple countries and made friends with many different kinds of people. Some looked like me, others didn't.
A lot of familiarity, with zero contempt.

I wonder if threads like these are honeypots so the mods know who to ban for the week.

>Most crimes aren't committed by blacks
You're right, it's only 50%.
/pol/ BTFO

what if comic books
and video games

JUST IMAGINE

Laws is rayciss n sheeeiiiit. Cops is rayciss. Errything rayciss. Why wypipo gotta call the cops when a nigga just tryna get dat paper? #BlackLivesMatter #FuckWhitePeople #TotallyNotHypocritical

>he actually thinks nuked posts means you’ve been banned

I can just imagine the writer pausing for the audience to clap when they wrote this.
It's pandering. Artificial to a ludicrous extent. I just can't understand who it was meant to appeal to, because it certainly wasn't meant for a black audience.

50% of one category which is murder. Which is inflated by black on black crime. Which is also inflated by gang violence. And the sample size for that entire category is less than 1% of the US population.

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And with this he justified JJ Jameson.

>Moving goalposts

The entire point was "it's completely reasonable to be paranoid and afraid of" whatever because a chart told you to. If you're so afraid of getting hurt in general, then every little thing should terrify you. Gravity is out to get you, faggot.

Humans are tribal creatures. Racism will never truly be solved. Best for people to stick with their own. I personally dont understand why any black person would want to associate with whites and vice versa.

>Police brutality against blacks

Fantasy vs the reality

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This is very much a thing he'd do before the death of Uncle Ben. Out of context, we have no idea what these cops did. It seems like a very irresponsible use of his powers.
The artist behind this may have missed the point of Spider-Man.

That's a weak stance. What truly constitutes one's "own?" Physical appearances? Maybe. But what about shared interests or common goals?
Humans are nuanced creatures. Tribal as we may be, those tribes can take on a variety of different forms not limited by external characteristics.

Actually, I wonder what "Spider-Man but Black Lives Matter" would be like, especially if it played out in the same way that those bait comics render it. You know, having him web up coppers before going after whatever criminals there are. Chaotic Good, at least up until a riot where he continues webbing up cops but realizes doing so allows the rioters to overpower said cops and ransack the cityside or whatever.

>Why did my rapist walk free?

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So you admit we are tribal, but you still insist that people must be forced out of the tribal groupings that have existed for millennia, specifically to form new tribes based on an entirely different foundation. Okay. That'll definitely work and won't cause more problems than it'll solve.

Nice cherrypicking

>It's a secondary tries to be woke and ends up looking like an absolute jackass episode
>It's a spam infographs to own the nigs episode
Was this written by a white woman or a tranny?
I swear to god these ignorant fuckers are awful, noone ever wants to actually self improve, it's always blame whitey or DESPITE

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lol

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Sometimes I dream the entire world unites to genocide the entirety of the US population. I like those dreams, they make me happy.

At least the DESPITE crowd uses facts and evidence to support their arguments instead of fabricated tear-jerking sob stories.

You won't reach anyone by saying that. The type of black people who commit crime do it because they don't pay attention to the system because it's let them down for years.

Do they know it? It's only 50/50 on that. The people they grew up with were put in poor housing with shit like lead paint in it, food deserts, with poor education that doesn't uplift them and inspire them to achieve more. When hate from white groups carries on from generation to generation, it's only natural to assume the same can be said of the black community. The longer we've put away black people for minor drug offenses, the more the society has shunned them and given them the short end of the stick, of course that would drive more people to crime. You even get shit like "you act white" among really black community because the system has naturalized a class divide like this. If black people can live a comfortable life with opportunity for improvement, I guarantee you black crime would go down.

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It's too late, their cancer has already spread to Europe. See Germany, Sweden, and the UK.

Ritual human sacrifices have existed for millenias too, what do you mean ?

The black guy should be flailing and reaching into his coat while cursing at the cop. Maybe act like he's having a total seizure

unironically a great design

White Black Panther actually happened

That's not what I'm saying. I'm arguing that while we may have a tendency to form groups, what brings those groups together has never been set in stone. If people are so insistent on forming "tribes" with their own races, how come people within those races tend to form groups that separate them from others of similar racial backgrounds? How come they form "tribes" with people outside of their races?
No one is forcing anyone out of anything. I'm merely stating that you're oversimplifying matters.

I'm also ok with genociding most of Europe, especially the germans, those fuckers have done nothing but try to get a hold of the continent for centuries.

NUH UH NIGGERS ARE DUMB NIGGERS GOD I HATE NIGGERS NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
This is going to be the essence of every argument against your post.

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