What is the greatest unsolved Yea Forums mystery?

It's actually Last night I secretly pounded your sister
that user had a way better interpretation

How do you use the three seashells?

you have no idea how good it feels to grab a chubby girl
the way the fingers get deep into the softness, and how that tummy bounces with the boobs while being pounded is fucking amazing

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But would a fat girl like a fat guy like me?

dunno, maybe
go to the gym and become a bara god

Stealthily Pounded
Pierced Meat between the buns of
Sneakily Whoopered

Pierce is a legit good man (he's extremely unusual for a film star in that he's universally regarded as being easy to work with and is well-noted as being super nice to fans) and he just deserves to be happy with his tubby wife after all the awful shit that's happened to him over the years.

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Shoo shoo Pierce.
Don't you have a wife to feed?

Last night I silent PP7 quarter pounder your sister