Give me ONE (1) GOOD reason why this isn't a good pairing.
>inb4 muh Nightwing
Dick is a filthy gyppo manlet with a noodle arrowdick. Bruce is a buffy, tall DaddyChad with a perfectly shaped PetalCock that he can use to matepress Batgirl and impregnate her as she quivers in ecstasy. Besides, having a kid the proper way, and an actual wife, will mellow him out a bit. And as it's known, all Best Boys deserve a Ginger Goddess. Also FUCK CATFAGS!
Give me ONE (1) GOOD reason why this isn't a good pairing
Andrew Ward
Justin Flores
batman shouldn´t have any relationships, nor friendships or actual feeling for that matter
he should be a could emotionless creature of the night. his humanity died during his childhood. now he is only pretending to be bruce wayne
Jaxson Evans
Because there's no chemistry between them.
Bentley Lopez
she's been pounded by a Kryptonian so many times she probably won't feel anything Batman does to her
Gavin Jackson
>Give me ONE (1) GOOD reason why this isn't a good pairing
Because Batgirl is meant for Killer Moth.
Logan Rivera
I’m really curious about what is a noodle arrowdick and a petalcock
No homo I just want to know which one I have
Jason Cox
Noodle arrowdick is probably just Noodledick which means a thin shaft while petalhead is supposed to be a mushroom head.
Lucas Allen
>R rating
>doesn’t show batgirl topless
Seriously fuck this movie, it already has the R rating why don’t you just animate Barbra’s tits to please the fans for two shots. Same with Victorian poison ivy in Gotham by gaslight.
Jose Price
>noodle arrowdick
Long and skinny (noodle). And absolutely straight (arrow).
>and a petalcock
Curved, like a petal or a bommerang.
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Come on, I'm not the only one with dick headcanons about the Batfamily, right?
Nope.
Cameron Moore
Batman x Batgirl is only interesting and hot because of how messed up it is. You've both rational and collected characters casting everything to act on their mutual lust for each other and fucking like beasts. Then there's a lot of fucked up fetishes involved. With Bruce and Barbara it's playboy and naughty librarian, teacher and student, masked heroine and prince, rogue knight and king's daughter, suggar daddy, little slut, and so on.