Give me ONE (1) GOOD reason why this isn't a good pairing

There's more chemistry between them then between Dick and Barbara.

>With Bruce and Barbara it's playboy and naughty librarian, teacher and student, masked heroine and prince, rogue knight and king's daughter, suggar daddy, little slut, and so on.
I like where this is going...

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>Batman x Batgirl is only interesting and hot because of how messed up it is
It's not even that tho, it's just OOC behavior.

I don’t hate this scene because Babs is clearly into older men. Killer Moth is a good example of that, lol.

How is it OoC behavior when Barbara fucking dresses herself as a bat because she found Batman cool, and wanted to have the same relationship her father has with Batman?

Zero is still zero.

>How is it OoC behavior when Barbara fucking dresses herself as a bat because she found Batman cool, and wanted to have the same relationship her father has with Batman?
That's wrong tho, Batgirl's true origin has nothing to do with idolizing Batman.

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Barbara is literally a librarian who found her life utterly boring and wished to live the exciting life of Batman. She was always a thrill-seeker and Batman fangirl. So her getting her rocks off during crime-fighting makes perfect sense.

>This Batgirl costume really does things for me
Riiight...

Batgirl didn't dress up to emulate Batman because she thought he was cool and continue being Batgirl because she found it exciting.
Batgirl's million dollar debut actually give Barbara more agency than Batgirl year one.

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She's practically cumming while standing next to Batman there.

>tfw long skinny and curved
I don’t know how to feel about this

She's cumming but for an entirely different reason.

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Because that's his best friend's daughter.

Hot.

Bananadick

Jon?

That's just Gail Simone being biased against Batman. Bruce has a deep voice too, you know.

His other best friend

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Depends on the measurements. Like, is it 8" long, 4" thick and curved to the side?

Joker's Daughter?

But Killer Moth has a sexier voice.

>Bruce has a deep voice too, you know.
Please, we all know Brucie is a LARPer. Guy's throat is gonna get fucked.
>inb4 Nolanfag
Nah, just dropping truthbombs.

It's creepy and completely disrespectful to Bruce's good friend Jim Gordon
Don't knock the Moth ship.

Which speaking of, I still owe you Batmoth faggots a fic

>Give me ONE (1) GOOD reason why this isn't a good pairing.

>Secretly having one of your closest friend and ally's daughter join your vigilante crusade where's constantly in danger of being killed or worse. And when she wasn't out and about in life or death situations or getting crippled by the Joker you were busying going balls deep in her tight young pussy. Nevermind this has been going on for years as Bruce looks him in face every other night and never once comes clean.

Jim Gordon would have every right to pull out his gun and shoot Bruce in the fucking face, right there on the spot. Not really sure what the fuck else reasoning you need...

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I had this argument here before. It's weird and their relationship is super unhealthy.

Because a dad doesnt fuck his son's girl and expect any sort of sympathy from other men. Women are traitorous unlovable creatures so their opinion regarding this subject is completely irrelevant.

So why Jim never shot Dick in the face? Dick was always his friend too, but he still fucked Babs behind his back.

Kek
You were really close lmao, It’s 7 inches long and curved to the left

Dick wasn't old enough to be her father

Originally Barbara was closer in age to Bruce. Dick and Barbara being the same age was a retcon so the comics could match the cartoons. As was Dick and Babs relationship, that never was a thing before other than Dick having a awkward crush on an older woman.

Yes context, and current context makes it creepy and wrong.

Curved to the left is a bit of a problem. Really, unless it’s upwards curved, it’s a tad of a disadvantage. Length is good. What about girth?

Creepy and wrong, and hot as hell.

Nice try Bruce Timm but we know it's you. Nobody but you wanted these two together but if you want me to tell you why it's wrong because Bruce and Barbara always had a uncle and niece relationship and it's also a dick move for Bruce to bang his friend's daughter behind his back.

But Batman's a dick.

4 and a half inches of girth

and dick's dick?

>implying Babs isn't the top in that relationship

Because Bruce only dates damaged women and Barbara is not damaged any more.

Hm, that’s around average girth, but the length makes it seem skinnier. I doubt you’ll have a problem, but I’m sorry, you don’t have a Batcock user.

She's a grown woman behaving like a teenager girl in the comics right now. Something is clearly very wrong with her.

Batman having a deep sexy voice is rote as usual, typical for a the character who needs to be the coolest one in the room.
Killer Moth having a deep sexy voice is funny but also distinctive enough to set up engaging character moments.

How is she acting like a teenager tho?

My dreams have been shattered today user
Who has a dick like mine in your headcanons?

Fuck of Timm

Why is that everytime you mention that Bruce is a garystu his fanbase gets all angry and shit but when you ask them what they like about him they list how hes the bestest at everything and every woman wants to fuck him and every man wants to be him.

Well, since it curves to the left you can have Nightwing. My Batfamily Dick HeadCanons are:
>Batman
The perfect dick. An upwards curve that hits the G-Spot. 5.5-6 inches of girth. Around 7, maybe 7.5 inches of length. Enough to let him go all out as a beast or take it nice and slow.
>Nightwing
A long but skinny dick that’s straight, but bends at the end.
>Jason Todd
A fat hog. Not insane girth or whatever, but alongside his average length it makes it seem meatier.
>Tim Drake
Honestly, who cares? Just give him an average dick and be done with it.
>Duke
He’s such a shitty character that all he deserves is a microdick. I don’t hate him enough to give him 2”, but he ain’t breaking 3.5 inches...
>Damian
Same as Bruce’s in his age, but could surpass him.
>Jean-Paul
A perfectly tailored dick through genetic engineering, so... same as Batman’s. Maybe add half an inch or so wherever you want.

It isn’t right for the context of Batman , especially not DCAU or Killing Joke

Most of the people in the thread are angry about the pairing, dumbfuck.

Top kek thanks user I really love Dick ... Grayson Dickbats run
Btw are you a boy or a grill?
This has been one of the most entertaining chats I’ve had in Yea Forums in a long time, ngl

I’m a boy (male). And I’ve got a shitton of headcanons. I just find it a fun thing to do when trying to fall asleep. It helps.

Just post your dick.

I have 7 inches and that shit hurts my waife.

Did user post his dick yet?

It’s such a not good pairing that not even the comics wants it. Mr. Freeze got his origin redone because of the animated series but they didn’t even touch this.

Post your kik and I will send it to you

This right fucking here I hate that there's no good content out there

That's like fucking your best friends daughter Jim would be horrified.

>hot older man that has no time for a relationship
>hot younger girl that has idolized the man and is just as dedicated to stopping crime as he is
>barbara's first crush was mothman, the very first "evil batman" villain
Can you really blame them? The only real understandable hangup is that she's Dick's ex but that just makes it even spicier. Those who hate it self insert as Dick and those who love it self insert as Bruce. And those who want both self insert as Barbara.

...I'm actually quite impressed, user.

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Dick doesnt have the same kind of relationship Batman and Gordon have.

it's called the batFAMILY for a reason

The comics are riffle with terrible ideas, though. Like Dick x Babs.

He does.
>Dick banging Barbara
>Barbara wanting to bang Jason
>Barbara banging Luke
>Tim banging Steph
>Steph wanting to bang Damian
>Tim and Cass wanting to bang each other
What a family.

>Steph wanting to bang Damian
Other way around.

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She wanted to fuck him.

I find idea of Bruce nailing Barbara and Dick giving Selina good dicking very arousing.

cause fucking one of your closest friend's daughter while you are in your early to mid 30's while she is probably between 16-20 is still fucking wrong. Also the severe lack of chemistry the two have had outside of Bruce Timm's fetish makes it awkward as fuck

>Bruce and Babs lacking chemistry
Really, nigga?

See it's stuff like this that makes me want to get into batfamily comics but I always get disappointed by the little things.

Yeah, babs and Bruce doesn't have the naughty schoolgirl relationship Timm wishes they had.

But they do. Watch the cartoons.

>Give me ONE (1) GOOD reason why this isn't a good pairing.
You don't shit where you eat. You don't tap dance on a minefield. You don't mess around with Jim and you don't stick it in your fucking sidekick.

Explain Nightwing.

Nightwing fucks Starfire, get outta here.

>He's much much older than her.
>They actually barely know eachother
>He is literally insane.
>He is a masked vigilante because of a traumatic past. She is a masked vigilante because daddy hasn't sent her to police school yet.
>He has no interest in relationships.

Everything people complain about Batman, applies to Nightwing as well. It's just you all self-insert into that lame ass cuck.

He became hero of his own. It's perfectly okay to fuck your comrades, not sidekicks.

again Batman the animate series is Bruce Timm that small little universe that Timm controls and lives out his fetish is the only one, The Batman, Batman the Brave and the Bold, the comics had that kind of relationship between the two, hell even the Lego Batman movie poked at how funny and stupid that relationship was and they even aged barbara to around bruce's age. Only Bruce Timm wants this relationship.

They aren't marrying, user, just fucking.

>Everything people complain about Batman, applies to Nightwing as well.
When, pray tell, was Batgirl Nightwing's Sidekick?

Batgirl isn't Batman's sidekick either. He didn't train her.

never* had that relationship

because it was simply a young girl who had the hots for an older guy.

They don't, Timm really wanted them to but in the end Batman has too much of a stick up his ass to have a flirty naughty schoolgirl relationship.

Was Batgirl Batman's sidekick? No. So the point is moot.

If you dress as inferior version of someone, you are his sidekick.

do you think Babs could resist
this guy?

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The live action show, the bronze age comics, and some Elseworlds they had that relationship.

Watch the show again.

Wrong question, it's
>If Batgirl met Spiderman, could he flee before she becomes another part of his harem?

Barbara was always around Bruce's age. TAS that made her younger, because it was hotter.

>The live action show, the bronze age comics, and some Elseworlds they had that relationship.
No they don't.

They did.

>Actually keeping dick-headcanons
>About anything
user, is there something you would like to share with the rest of the class?

Not in the Adam West Batman and definitely not in the bronze age comics. I can't even think of any prominent Elseworlds either where this pairing happens, not that it would mean anything if there was an elseworld where this pairing happened either.

can you post more headcanons?
what about gordon,bullock or cobblepot?

She was definitely supposed to be Batman's love interest in the TV show. Look it up. The Bronze age comics had a few issues indicating she held some feelings for Batman. One Elseworlds is Thrillkiller.

Based

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Any greentexts even?

Clark, you mean?

>>Barbara banging Luke
Wait... What?

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will Kitten have to call Babs 'mommy'?

Barbara is the Batcycle of Gotham

She was supposed to be pure, not a fucking mudshark!

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>no same sex relationships
>in the gayest city in DC
I don't believe it.

Everyone knows Gotham is located in Alabama.

6.5" x 5" is ideal in my experience. I've been told numerous times that I'm just on the cusp of being too big. I've got a slight rightwards curve going on, but nobody has seemed bothered by that yet.

she's half his age and the daughter of one of his best friends