I'm a head writer for the DCU and part of the team creating the Plastic Man film but we're at a total loss of ideas. Please help us Yea Forums. How would you make a Plastic Man movie? The suits say we're free to shoot for any rating up to R to cash in on that Deadpool audience if we want.
I'm a head writer for the DCU and part of the team creating the Plastic Man film but we're at a total loss of ideas...
Charles Rogers
Jaxon Walker
Post proofs or get the fuck out.
Noah Gutierrez
The Mask with Jim Carrey, might as well take Jim Carrey.
Also, google the recommended character runs/appearances.
Logan Ortiz
Plastic Man turns into a tiny horse
Gavin Jenkins
I'm not a writer you literal autist. I just want to talk about Plastic Man.
Chase Bell
That thing where people ask why Ant-Man doesn't just go inside Thanos' ass and expand, except Plastic Man does that to literally every enemy he encounters.
Brayden Lee
Don't do R rated. Plasticman is meant for kids, make it a cartoon in the style of the Jack Cole originals with the animation style of the Peanuts movie of those upcoming Looney Tunes shorts
Josiah Sanchez
Then just say Plastic Man Thread or ask "You're tasked with making a plastic man film the way you want it."
No need to LARP.
Sebastian Turner
Plastic Man spends half the movie imitating female characters, but the camera continuously lingers on his still present and very prominent bulge.
Anthony Hill
Do you guys do research? Check the current Terrifics book, The Plastic Man mini from Gail Simone, Kyle Baker series, 90s early 00s JLA, the original series.
It doesn’t have to be a big scale movie, make it somewhat low stakes like Shazam!
Also cast this guy as Plas, he seems to have a good knowledge of the character and wants to play him
Ayden Price
Just thought I'd have fun with it.
Grayson Long
After Shazam bombed I'm pretty sure this shit got canned too. Also
>making a stretch person movie when Mr Fantastic is just around the corner
can't you just stop losing?
Kayden Thomas
Well, you thought wrong.
Asher Russell
implying those are even remotely similar characters
Easton Gonzalez
Nice try ladderbro
Dylan Harris
To the general audience they are pretty much the same and their opinion is the only thing that matters.
Aaron Foster
still number one baby
Juan Johnson
Marvel shills are getting ridiculous.
Camden Gutierrez
Whoa, who would have the majority of people would have shit taste?
Michael Howard
I think if you drop even one trailer showing off what kind of character he is, it would clear that right up. Also the general audience doesn't know who the fantastic 4 are unless you remind them that the shitty movies exist in the first place.
Michael Phillips
>After Shazam bombed
So OP roleplays as a writer and your reaction is to roleplay as a retard?
William Flores
Plas shapeshifts. He's not just a Stretch Armstrong, he's body horror comedy for the whole family.
Jaxon Rodriguez
damn, you're actually seething
sorry son didn't mean to trigger your autism
Aiden Wood
We have our tagline
Dylan Sullivan
Plas has a kid, he's a shitty father and wants to connect with him, make it so something happens.
John Sanchez
>shazam didn't bomb ya guys
except it did, it was a poor box office performance. DC expect this to be their Deadpool trojan horse but it failed horribly, worst part is that Deadpool had a lower budget, was R rated and still made a tons of money. The other worse part is that the "competition" Captain Marvel made 1 billion even after all the hate it got from people saying they would see Shazam and not Captain Marvel, Shazam couldn't even make it to 150 domestically
That sucks bro I'd be embarrassed to be a DC fag right now
Christian Gonzalez
Reddit detected
Dominic Morales
You're really convincing. Great job, proud of you.
Michael Wood
>That sucks bro I'd be embarrassed to be a DC fag right now
No one is naive enough to believe this falseflagging
The movie did fine, you larping as a retard won't change that
Samuel Torres
What could we do to push this to a hard R? How violent does plas go?
Samuel Campbell
>made 1 billion even after all the hate it got
can't believe that the Disney marketing money train was able to push past literally any kind of issues that may have arisen. Color me truly surprised.
Adrian Wood
SEETHING
you just can't deal with it, don't kill yourself just yet please i beg you, justice league 2 will make 3 billion just wait and see ahahahahaha
Kevin Ortiz
>Reddit spacing
Seething
Joshua Cooper
Read some comics you fucking casual.
Jack Cole and Kyle Baker are good places to start.
Juan Cruz
>caring this much about mcu
how embarrassing
Alexander Brown
>this much coping
Hhahahahaha maybe next time you'll make it to top grossing films of all time, EVEN ADJUSTED WITH INFLATION
Zachary Cook
Still seething
William Davis
The way you post makes it seem like you're underage or mentally underaged.
Owen Brooks
I'd do it like the Big Lebowski, Hot Fuzz, Ace Ventura, and Pineapple Express, where the humor comes from the fact that these inept simpletons become accidentally involved in a really serious crime conspiracy.
Eel and Woozy are reformed crooks trying to make a living as private eyes, though this usually ends up with them just using Eel's powers for odd jobs (I would avoid an origin story or really any attempt to do something more "superhero-y" since that boring shit is what made the Green Hornet movie so bad).
They finally get an actual detective job that's more than just following a cheating spouse and it ends up somehow landing them in the middle of some crazy, dangerous plot, hilarity ensues.
Hell, I bet Edgar Wright would love to do it, his snappy dialogue and eye for flashy action would be perfect for it.
Bonus points for people constantly mistaking him for the famous and respected Elongated Man.
Asher Bennett
You know the guys who you got for Shazam? Fuck those guys. Shoot them in the head, throw their bodies in barrels full of acid, bury the barrels in the desert and then you can start pre-production.
Dont fuck this up.
James Stewart
That chick has an adams apple.gif
Parker Evans
>his self esteem is centered on how well his favorite funny book movies perform
You poor bastard.
Mason Bailey
I'd say give up on the DCEU and let Warner work with Legendary in launching a good Pokemon Cinematic Universe
Jonathan Roberts
This sounds like a pretty decent idea, I’d be down to watch this
Ryder Mitchell
Make it like the mask (Cartoon character/antics in the real world)
Maybe the message can be something about how people can change, like how Plastic-Man went from crook to hero