But by all means keep watching Steven universe and taking your HRT pills

My penis is 7 inches long :^)
read the fucking bible

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I have read the bible multiple times from cover to cover.

I did. Kind of a boring read, bit of a snooze fest. Still hasn’t sold me on why I should believe in God instead of Steven.

>God Is trying to Save you from this.
Where did you get the idea that God “tries” to do things? He’s omnipotent. The cosmos is exactly as he intends it. He could create a paradise for all his creations right now if he wanted to, by the rules that have been set out about his existence.

>read the fucking bible
You probably never read the actual bible yourself, and I mean the actual orthodox bible and not that pr*Testant shit

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>admitting to using reddit

God made up Hell to scare everyone into behaving well. It's the equivalent of telling your kid masturbating will make you blind. Those dipshits just had to eat that apple.
The only Hell is the one we live in right now.

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Christfag cringe thread?

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You're going to hell

Seething redditor

>Those dipshits just had to eat that apple.
Yeah, how dare they want knowledge. Better to live ignorant

Have sex

Gods an evil prick if he sends people to hell for arbitrary reasons and therefore rebellion against him is the only logical way to end his dystopia rule

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>I quoted the entire thread am I epic yet guys

No u

But Steven Universe ended already.

OH GOD I WANT TO FUCK HER SO BAD

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Because the Christian god isn’t real. It’s the same god mudslimes worship and we all know how horrible they are

Nah, god is an evil faggot if he just lets people suffer eternally because you touch yourself at night. He’s all powerful so he could make these arbitrary things not a damnable offense.

STEVEN IS A CHRISTIAN NOW

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>Be God

>Give men a prostrate gland

>Get angry when men like another mans dick in their ass

God Logic.

Does anyone have severe problems with religion? Obviously I repress them most of the time because I don’t want to sound like a fedora and I know some religious people can be nice, it’s just being raised up on it really fucked me up.

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Nah, Steven’s above that

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>Why would a loving god create a universe with a system like this?

Everyone thinks God is just nothing but unending love even though the first story of the Bible is him kicking people out of paradise for not listening to Him. And that's not even getting into all of them "Kill every man, woman, and child" stuff that comes afterwards.

Alright then, why should we allign ourselves with such a cruel god? Wouldn’t rebellion against him be more logical?

Eh, kind of. My mother was very forceful on it. Tbh I just currently operate on a “all Gods are real” basis. I’m not exactly picking a religion for a while.

Shouldn't that be rabies testing?

>believing in the fairytales of sandniggers
>following a slave religion
cringe

I'm sorry faggot. God or no god. Not all men like things being stuck up their assholes. This is probably why most men are not gay.

My mom was very forceful too. I think my issue is that I let it bother me in the back of my mind so much. But the past week or so it’s been especially bothering me so I just feel like I need to talk to someone about it.

NO, HER VAGINA HAS TEETH AND MANY ROUGH TONGUES.

>steal a candy bar
>get sentenced to prison for 70 years with weekly beatings
>This would be cruel and unusual punishment
Haha, yeah, who would do such a thing

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Sorry to hear user, always good to be able to talk about these things

Based

>getting sexually aroused by people burning
user you're the gay

Jokes on you bleeding is really hot

Yes. I was raised in a southern christian household and I wish religion was banned entirely. I feel like I'm never going to be able to undo the damage done to me

You know, I think Nietzsche was on to something. Christians really are a bunch of butthurt weaklings who can't stand people who live in ways that they dislike, and lacking any ability to actually do something about it, they invent fantasies where those people experience horrible tortures for eternity, and they themselves are rewarded.

It's a repudiation of life and an expression of profound impotence and resentment.

God doesn't send you to Hell. You send yourself to Hell by refusing His Perfect Mercy. Every time you sin you spit in His face and God weeps for you but you refuse to be saved. Why do you hate God so much? He has only ever loved you.

Why do alt-righters and christfags always bring up unrelated shit in random boards?

No commandments matter. You either accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior or you go to Hell. It doesn't matter AT ALL what you do in life, no matter how "good" or "bad" you are, you're either saved or you go to Hell.
Stop thinking you can get into Heaven by doing good things, you will burn forever if you don't accept Jesus and wash your sins away with His Perfect and Holy blood.

>gods all powerful
>does nothing about people being sent to hell when it is in his power to do so
Sounds like goddamnit a lazy piece of shit then

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>Rebelling against an all knowing, all powerful entity who created everything, including humans (which means he probably knows you better than you know yourself)

That's not even including fighting against his other creations who all serve in his name

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I only fuck women, and I quite enjoy putting things in my ass

>I feel like I'm never going to be able to undo the damage done to me
Let me guess, constant guilt over everything and shame?

>just roll over and submit against the authoritarian douche bag and let him fuck you in the ass metaphorically for all time
That’s a very unamerican sentiment buddy, and besides there’s so many contradictions about gods power level that it doesn’t sound like he actually is all powerful and that the Bible is just propaganda. I’m sure the goat guy is on to something.

>give people free will
>people complain that you don't do everything for them

God's power does not factor into this. You have to choose yourself because God has given you Free Will out of love for you and wants you to choose.
>Romans 1:19 For what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them.
>1:20 For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities, His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood from His workmanship, so that men are without excuse.
>1:21 For although they knew God, they neither glorified Him as God nor gave thanks to Him, but they became futile in their thinking and darkened in their foolish hearts
You know God is real. Stop rebelling or go to Hell. You might die today. A trillion trillion years from now, when you're still burning, you could look back on this moment and wonder what pettiness it was that caused you to spit on God's face AGAIN.

ah yes, Yea Forums - Religion and Shitposting

Proud to be call /pol/
Supremacist shits really need to get punched.

Yes. Nothing but self-hatred no matter how much good I do in the world. The day I was born my sex organs were mutilated and everyone in the world is ok with it. Natural, harmless desires are disgusting sins where the punishment is death, eternal prison, and eternal torment. My girlfriend was raised by nonreligious parents and my envy is unbearable, she can allow herself to just enjoy living.

>let people suffer on this hell of an earth after being forced to be born and then subject them to fear mongering if they don’t serve in your orwellen horror of a religion
Yeah, fuck god

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God’s got nothing on Steven

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Chick Tracts are a Yea Forums staple.

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>gives you free will out of love
>world is fucking terrible and that lazy faggot does nothing about it, sends people to get torture because people have the “audacity” to hate him for being a lazy unreliable shit sucker

Also god is a lie, I’d rather piss in his face then be his miserable slave for all time

I have punched and have been punched
Didn't really change my world view

>Yes. Nothing but self-hatred no matter how much good I do in the world. The day I was born my sex organs were mutilated and everyone in the world is ok with it. Natural, harmless desires are disgusting sins where the punishment is death, eternal prison, and eternal torment. My girlfriend was raised by nonreligious parents and my envy is unbearable, she can allow herself to just enjoy living.
Are you literally me? I feel the same way all the time and I hate it. Also totally agree with you circumsission on babies should be illegal.

Christians are just slaves to the Jews.

>world is fucking terrible
Sin entered the world because Man rebelled. You CHOSE to live in this world when you were in the Garden and rebelled against God.
>b-but I wasn't even born!
Adam also tried to shift the blame for his actions. When will you stop? Admit your sins and accept God's grace. Stop flailing around like a fish out of water and owe up to the fact that you DESERVE TO BURN FOREVER, only then can you be saved from it.

Based and redpilled

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The Day the Clown Cried looks like that?

God won't let me.

>Adam also tried to shift the blame for his actions. When will you stop?
When are you going to stop shifting the blame for slavery and the holocaust?

>it’s your fault life is never ending suffering
>but you’ll burn forever if you look at anime tiddies
God is full within his power to save everyone from the hell that is exsistence, he’s a narcissistic and (kek) slothful egotsistcal wretch if he were real and therefore everything within our power to kill him would be our only goal to end his tyranny.

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the N-word

You were supposed to type the full thing

Good job on ignoring fast, dipshit

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The Jews deserved the Holocaust and will all burn. Jews cannot be saved. Please read Martin Luther's writings about The Jews and Their Lies as well as The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

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>God has given you Free Will out of love for you and wants you to choose.
Great. I'll do what I believe is right instead of following cults and worrying what God thinks.

>He's a protestant

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ONE MORE GOD REJECTED

By placing your own will above that of God you are once again spitting in His face. Jesus weeps for you. Your pride and hubris is greater than even that of Lucifer's was.

the N-word

NIGGER

The other guy was right about christcucks being slaves to the Jews. Go support Israel some more padre.

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>Yea Forums talking about theology and ontology
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood

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Why does god care if I wank ir

>his only living heir is an imp

God deserves a bukakke if you ask me desu

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Every sperm is sacred.

what does this have to do with comics and cartoons...

Christian God wants you to save all of your cummies for him :)

Prove that God wills that, and not that you're not supposed to wear green on Sundays or something.

Protip: you can't. He's unknowable by the mere Mortal Mind. He created Life here and elsewhere, but He does not necessarily focus on the Will of it's Creation.

Then why are a whole bunch of them wasted during procreation
Seems a bit contradictory

To remind you that your very existence is a gift from God. Had it been a different sperm, you wouldn't be here. You can call it an accident if you want but Jesus picked the sperm that would become you Himself and guided it to the egg Himself.

>but aliens can't exist

>give people free will
>punish them for using it

>every non sentient semen cell is sacred
Do you ever step back to see how insane you sound?

>He created Life here
Proofs?

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>"God gave you free will so you can choose."
>Make literally any choice beyond mindless obedience.
>"No, wrong!"
Kinda defeats the point. If God wasn't a terrible entity it would accept more than one answer to existing and wouldn't reward zealots over those who do what they believe is right.

Christianity is a mental illness

>what does this have to do with comics and cartoons...
Jannies have abandoned us just like god has
I wish I was never born, how dare you call my exsistence a “gift”

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youtube.com/watch?v=bzVHjg3AqIQ

Post religous comics and cartoons then.

Yeah but what about the dinosaurs?

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Well then have fun collecting your semen into orange soda cans and “recycling” them, Chris

>Organized religion is a mental illness
Fixed that for you, it's just a more acceptable way to market a cult.

God gives you the freedom to choose between Good and Evil. If you choose Evil you will be punished in accordance with His Perfect Justice.
You are too imperfect to understand how much you deserve Hell.

Man all those dinosaurs are in hell. I bet hell is fun as fuck

>The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
You mean that book that was plagiarized from at least four earlier sources?

Sorry my bad, thanks for the fix

Dinosaurs are cool.
user I'm on your side why do you think I'm posting Monty Python songs?

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>hell is filled dinosaurs and demons and possibly a mix
Sounds like a fun as shit Saturday morning cartoon.

>god gives you free will but if you don’t do exactly as he says you get punished
>“T-this face value concept is too grandiose for your mortal mind to comprehend”
Why are christfags such brainlets?

>go to Hell
>cavemen have long since tamed dinosaurs and are riding around on them, waging wars against demons in a Heavy Metal fantasy world
Fuck God, give me this.

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>God gives you the freedom to choose between Good and Evil.
Why?

also has cavemen and mammoths and shit. God sure is lame

Oops, I saw the title and instantly moped out of the video, i thought it was a promotional material for religion. I’ll check it out later
Hell is where all the cool monsters are

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Because Love has to be given freely.

sounds fucking rad

>you must love him out of fear
That’s not love user

>caveman hivemind
Great minds think alike.

Fuck, don't forget all the warriors from different religions. Now this should be a cartoon. Like Billy the shithead falls into hell and decides to usurp the devil.

Hey guys, after I stop lounging around on the couch I’m going to get some chic fila, you guys want anything?

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Sounds like someone has a massive ego that needs to be stroked. What an awful creature.

Because it makes you feel good, and God doesn't want you to feel good.

Look at the seven deadly sins. Sex is a sin (lust), eating tasty food is a sin (gluttony), not working is a sin (sloth), wanting things is a sin (greed/envy) and being angry with the way things are, having the nerve to suggest that things could be done better? That's a sin too (wrath/pride). A life without sin is a life as a slave. Fuck that shit.

Hell sounds a million times cooler than heaven.
I'd much rather hang out with dinosaur riding cavemen and mongols and shit over a bunch of lame ass christian cucks.

And this is why Christians are niggers

>Yeah, I go to church every day!
>*antivaxxes their kid*
>I love Jesus!
>*skims donations to buy another boing jet*
>Remember to donate to charity!
>*doesn't tip*
>Everyone is equal in the eyes of the lord!
>*rapes a child*
>Our thoughts and prayers go out to those in need!
>*does nothing helpful*

But as long as I accept christ as my savior, everything else in that big ol book is just salad dressing

user, if you make everyone to be good or evil, then what's the point? It's just a test of character.

I mean yeah, you could say "Well, God is omnipotent. Doesn't He already know what you're going to do?". And yeah, that's true. But it's not exactly fair to you if He says "Before you do anything, I already know that you're going to do this, so you're going to Heaven/Hell".

It'd be like if you got sent to jail as a baby because someone time traveled from the future and knew that 40 years down the line you'd kill a man.

Sometimes love hurts.

>make a homestuck thread
>instantly deleted
>make this garbage thread
>stays up for 100+ posts
Seriously fuck you janny

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Christians are the original SJWs, why does no one else get this

Not real love, that’s indoctrination through fear, gods a dictator by those measures and dictators eventually get usurped

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>dinosaurs vs demons
So we Godzilla in Hell now?

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Pretty much. The Christian heaven is to have your personality stripped from you, basically getting a spiritual lobotomy.

Well for one thing, that doesn’t answer a question on why he made evil a possible choice, and for another, coerced love is not free. Declining to control another directly but giving them a harsh ultimatum is not freedom. A God that actually loved humanity enough to only want them to love him back if they chose it would have no need of hell.

>It's Gurren Laggan but with dinosaurs and Satan instead of mechs and the Anti-Spiral

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> But it's not exactly fair to you if He says "Before you do anything, I already know that you're going to do this, so you're going to Heaven/Hell".
Ever heard of Calvinism? That's literally what they believe happens. Whether you go to Heaven or Hell was preordained by God before the world was created.

Don't forget fighting for rape baby embryos to have human rights and be born not aborted, but once the kid is born suddenly don't give a shit if they live or die.

Alright anons, has your credit score been obliterated yet for shit talking YHWH ITT

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Hey I remember this cartoon

I have a bunch of the little aliens that rode the Dino’s and some of the Dino’s too

Some people are just publicly religious for show. It's possible to believe in religion without being an ass about it.

also all the great scientists are there too, so there would be all sorts of wild sci fi shit going on

If the entity is omniscient it's the same thing, it just pretends you had a choice, which is crueler.

>It's possible to believe in religion without being an ass about it.
This thread is proof against that

based

So this was a cartoon. I always saw photos and remember the robot chicken episode but never knew 100%.

nah, christians are literally a bunch of brainwashed slaves mindlessly spouting their moronic beliefs

v based

>Welcome to Hell
>here's your hoverboard, big tiddy Succubus goth gf and a pet raptor
>mammoth barbecue to your right

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It's a scam is what it is. The church tricks people into slaving away their entire lives, passing up all the pleasures of this world, with the promise of an afterlife with even greater pleasures, dangling the threat of Hell over their heads to keep the cattle in line. But then you die and surprise surprise there's no afterlife, you wasted your one and only life as a slave, while the hucksters in robes running the show spent THEIR lives living like kings thanks to donations from ignorant sheep-- I mean devoted followers.

To be fair, only assholes would come here.

Faggits and trannies would love hell. Think about how much they receive on earth living their disgusting lifestyle. Endless pain would be up their alley. But all joking aside we have to do something about the faggot tranny problem they are not dying fast enough.

Hell just keeps getting better.
glad that christcuck made this thread to show how retarded wanting to go to heaven is

Yeah, there were these dudes who were at war with aliens and somehow ended up stuck on a prehistoric world where they used dinosaurs as mounts to wage war.
It was pretty hype but I only ever found one VHS tape at a flea mart and don't know much about it.

Dino riders needs a revival, more than any other property right now

The only good trannies are the ones that actually look cute

Apparently most scientists believe in god.

believing in god isnt christianity.
christianity is living a life of zero pleasure as a mindless slave

Heh. Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven... MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRR!

Christianity sucks ass.

Satan also believes in God but that doesn't mean he's saved.

Look into the eyes of Hilary Clinton and tell me a loving god exsists

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checkmate christcucks

There is no Satan, there's just God when he's drunk.

I just masturbated a little bit ago. I need time to recharge.

But he rebelled against him and tried to tempt Jesus.

>I just masturbated a little bit ago. I need time to recharge.
Underrated

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God existing or not is irrelevent, it is unworthy of worship

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ONE MORE GOD REJECTED

Honestly the shittiest form of freedom an omnipotent creator could have given, if you think about it. Do we have the freedom to choose where and when we are born? Nope, we’re at the whims of fate. Do we have the freedom to travel instantaneously to any planet in the universe? Nope, we’re stuck here on this planet. Do we have the freedom to define our own natural laws to better suit our shared needs? Nope. God sets out one set of laws of physics. He grants rule-breaking miracles only when he feels like it (and suspiciously, nobody’s seen one of those in a while).

But what do we have the freedom to do? We have the freedom to fuck each other over, to deprive each other of life and property, and the means to survive. Doesn’t sound like the environment a loving creator would set out for his creations. It’s almost like, bear with me, the world we were born into in our mortal bodies was never created with our best interests in mind, it was just ordered by systems and constants that we exist under, that we’ve only survived because we’ve made every attempt to, and the ways in which we help each other and cause harm to each other to help ourselves are a direct reflection of that stark reality.

Can god offer me dancing demon imps in cheerleader outfits? I didn’t think so.

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Based and neutralpilled

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Trannies and Soilent Cuckverse fans unironically deserve to burn in hell for the rest of eternity.
BASED GOD

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They should only be saved if they draw porn

I need more pearl porn

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A reminder that the universe has a diameter of 93 billion light years. God created all of that and we won't even get to explore even one millionth of that ourselves. Because of natural laws that he placed in this universe travelling to the nearest galaxy would take thousands of years. Nothing short of literal fucking wormhole manipulation would help in long distance space travel and we don't even know if that's an actual possibility.

I think that's the cruelest part of it all really. God created this unfathomably gigantic universe teaming with mystery and maybe even life, I mean shit a universe that's been around for 15 billion years but because of the natural laws god implemented in this universe, leaving our own solar system is nigh impossible just from the obstacles alone to overcome. We're all probably gonna fucking die on this rock and we won't have a fighting chance to leave it.

If god really loves us then I'm not feeling it. It feels more like we're the unwanted step child that's just been tucked away into some ass end of the universe to be forgotten about.

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the concept of eternal punishment is heathen bullshit. if you believe in hell youre antichristian

Rules were made to be role and I will make sure we break the speed of light limit even if it kills us. I refuse to live on this barren rock without my cool looking alien best friend and robot GF I always wanted since I was a kid.

Because Gods are usually complete psychos ?

ITT pic related

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Why did God make me attracted to other men?

Because he said no homo as he created you, silly willy

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onions based diet did that not god

>I think that's the cruelest part of it all really. God created this unfathomably gigantic universe teaming with mystery and maybe even life, I mean shit a universe that's been around for 15 billion years but because of the natural laws god implemented in this universe, leaving our own solar system is nigh impossible just from the obstacles alone to overcome.
That’s another thing. Even if this universe were all set out as a test for sentient beings who are your subjects/children, why would you make it this big, with so much unused space? If there are multiple types of life forms on many worlds, why not set them a bit close together so they could eventually meet each other? Because what could be a better test of the goodness in your creations than testing whether they can cooperate and embrace each other as god’s creations, despite their alien differences? If Earth is the only life-bearing planet, that’s even worse design. A whole universe full of galaxies full of stars, and the only part that really matters to your creation is one planet around one star? What kind of hack artist would this God guy have to be?

NIGGER

This. See With a little creativity, God could have made a universe that was a blast for his creations. Instead he made a massive expanse of blackness with a couple of points of light, only one we know of the has anything really interesting going on on it, and much of which is busywork intended to sustain mortal existence. Some people say God is cruel, and made the world bad to make it interesting and entertain him. But if he’s actually watching all of this, then God, he must have the most boring sense of entertainment ever. Oh look, another construction worked built a house. Oh look, another office worker filled out a document. Oh look, more people eating and shitting, and sleeping because they have bodily functions God designed them with. He’d have to be like George RR Martin x1000 to enjoy all of that.

>countries that accept trannies and gays are far more successful and wealthy than those that don't

So this is the power of God, huh?

>Protestants actually believe this

This is why someone needs to break into Area 51 and leak all the cool aliens inside

Obsessed

to make sure your test subjects dont fuck up the rest of your house. Just because you have an ant farm doesnt mean you want ants in your bed; so you put trillions of miles of space between the antfarm and your bed.

Yes, IM the one obsessed

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>believing in God
>not believing you can be God through the power of science

Step up your game.

Hmm.. I don't know about you guys, but something about this thread is telling me it's not Yea Forums related.

Here, at least I posted a comic.

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The explanation I've heard is that God made Hell to imprison the angels who rebelled against him. Then when humans also turned out to not be the way he wanted, he started chucking them into Hell too, and it just happens to be the worst thing imaginable for human souls.

I'm not really sure why he spent thousands of years throwing people in Hell only to suddenly decide to provide a way to avoid it. Was it getting full maybe?

Imagine being this triggered that other people watch a cartoon. Imagine being such a brainlet that you can't look beyond the surface and believe hearsay.

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Reminder that Darth Vader is more powerful than jesus

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Jesus is a faggot but so is Steven, I fucking hate that annoying little bitch. Show stopped having value once the crystal gems stopped being the main focus.

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According to the Book of Romans, gay people are gay because they hate God. God gave them over to lusting after men specifically because

I don't understand why you Christians bother with us. We're already "damned", go fight abortion or something

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>According to the Book of Romans, gay people are gay because they hate God. God gave them over to lusting after men specifically because
I hate god but here I am jacking off to titties

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Muhammad SAW is more powerful than Darth Vader. Muhammad SAW once split the moon in half and put them in his sleeves.

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>Welcome to Hell
Spectacular album
youtube.com/watch?v=KrIKENNjIvk

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>Darth Vader begs and screams but can't bring back the love of his life
>Jesus can resurrect some guy he's never met before by kicking his corpse and telling him to wake the fuck up

*specifically because they hate God

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Anyone know a good photo stitcher perchance?

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so where's the Yea Forums?

Ok
Hell is a prison made for Satan and Satan only. But, when Adam and Eve ate the fruit from the tree of the knowledge of both good and evil, they opened themselves up to the opportunity of going to hell. For centuries, people who did the right thing would still go to Hell, why? Because they didn’t have a relationship with God. In the Biblical narrative, this saddened God, so he came to Earth in the flesh and grew up in the low class atmosphere in order to both guide others but also to see how people could easily go to Hell. It’s not the predestination mindset that many people think, nor is it some sort of set rule, but a relationship. We forget that Jesus was tempted by Satan . We also misunderstand stories like Moses and Noah while never hearing about the prodigal son or the Good Samaritan

God isn’t some grumpy beard man who kills those who disobeys him, he’s a jolly father who knows when to be happy and when to be serious. The only way you can truly disappoint and make God unhappy is not if you’re gay or an atheist, but if you create a cult that kills multiple children in an extremely painful way (Leviticus 20:2-5)
If you think otherwise, you’ve been lied

Darth Vader single handidly wiped out the Jedi order and met president Donald j trump, checkmate mudslimes

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Fast.

For shame my son

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>dinosaur
>posted a pic of a squamate instead of an archeosaur
REEEEEEE

>you will never make a girl laugh by clowning on an alien god
why live?

The joke is that janny only deletes threads he dislikes
Yea Forums has such loosely defined rules that they can delete literally anything they want

>Connie
Not worth the effort

Now peridot...

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I was converted by a stock photography and meme texts

I have a matching image.

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Unironically this.

That’s what makes Steven a better figure to make a religion out of

>Some people are just publicly religious for show. It's possible to believe in religion without being an ass about it.
This
There’s a story where Jesus confronts the Pharisees, a group of self righteous christians who just wanna show off how cool they are for being christians, while willingly lacking self awareness and understanding the deep substance behind being a follower .
Read the Woes of the Pharisees and see how many modern Christians are repeating history

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He says while spouting Jewish induced nigger lingo