Aunty Carol, buy me a PS4

Sure Pete...
Take off your pants first

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>get a PS4 and a blowjob
how the fuck is that a bad decision?

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If the ps4 game geting a sequel before the console dies or should we expect the sequel for PS5?

I bet it’s a launch title for the five

Somebody could call the FBI.

It’s Carol, one wrong move, she crushes his pelvis

Hot

>You see Peter, in my universe the ages were flipped. You were the much older one, while Carol Danvers was but a young Middle School girl, tits barely developed yet.
>I'm in High School, sir.
>Say that again without your voice cracking. Still some things don't change, given what Fury told me. She initiated it. Pinned my Peter down and rode that pelvic web shooter like a cat in heat. She kept going until his whole groin fractured. Had to be hospitalized. Horny lolis, am I right, Peter? Only thing better is a whole baker's dozen of thirsty milfs. You're a lucky kid, Pete.

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carol tattoos the words "mommies favorite" on the top of your thigh and tells you to share a room with her

Glad to see that Disney and Sony got Sam Raimi back for the new movies

His new agenda is pretty out there though. I'm not sure the moviegoing public is ready for this message.

>P-Peter it's okay, my time has come
>Uncle ben no
>It's alright, before I go, forget about MJ
>what?
>Forget about her, get you a older lady who will slam you on the bed and shatter your pelvis
>Huh?
>I mean absolutely destroy, you won't walk in months, if at all, your entire life will be her fuck slave
>uncl-
>Complete and utter pain and ecstasy
It's always been there subtly if you can pay attention to small details

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I think I got the cut where he encouraged Peter to muster the strength to breed loli Carol and keep a pure race. Raimi does some good work

Raimi goes too far sometimes, like with that deleted scene from Endgame after Tony snapped his fingers

>Actually Tony, there's billions of outcomes where we win but only one, hear me out, ONLY ONE where I end up fucking cunny legally. It's amazing Tony, after your death, people were celebrating the resurrection of half the population of earth but there was a problem Tony, now there was a bunch of children that were legally 18 but biologically 13. Of course, they tried to argue that those were still children but you know how legal shit takes years to solve SO for like 2 years, you could have consensual SEX with little girls, it was madhouse tony, and sometimes they weren't even dusty people just some kids that wanted some fuck and fake ID's but no one cared, everyone got addicted to cunny Tony, everyone, and some cunnies got addicted to cock too, just asky your daughter, anyway, I hope you are okey friend whatever you are, yadda yadda, avengers forever

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Raimi shit aside, my favorite Infinity War joke is the possibility that Strange saw a bunch of timelines where the Avengers won, but set up the Endgame timeline because he thought it'd be funny to kill Stark.

>Carol saluting Strange in the distance
>"We did it"
>"Best possible timeline"

Based Carol & Strange

It only entered pre-production late last year, so it'll absolutely be a PS5 title.

I wish we were done with schoolboy spiderman
This guy could be spiderman. Looks the part.

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Gyllenhaal was actually the runner-up to Maguire for the Raimi Spider-Man gig and was being considered to come in and replace Maguire during the filming of 2 after Sony were furious with his attempts at playing hardball over his back injury.

Listen bud, he's got a radioactive spider pud.

MCU Peter is terrible, he's basically just Stark's rentboy.

RDJ became a sort of cancer at the core of the MCU, infecting everything.

The symptoms included incredibly swollen box office, grotesque expansion of fandom, and crippling DCfanboy anal bleeding.

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damn, Raimi changed a lot.

but this is canon

She's going to suck his dick no matter what he says. And then she'll make him a dad.

Wonder what Aunt May’s reaction to Peter being a teen dad via Carol would be

Spider-man PS4

Is he strong? Listen, chum.
He's got radioactive cum!

>Peter and Carol walk into the living room, him with dead eyes and her lewdly touching his body
>"A-Aunt May, this is Carol. She's pregnant a-and I'm the father."
>May starts to freak out but she doesn't go through with it, because Carol starts to light up. May knows Carol will throw her into the sun if she objects
>And so May just becomes dead inside as the sounds of Peter and Carol fucking like rabbits permeates throughout the entire apartment

May wanted to have Peter's baby first, but a hot single older woman living in a cramped apartment with a teenage boy is already suspicious enough without a baby.

And I'm not saying May didn't fuck Peter every night since he had his first boner, she did, they just had to use birth control. And not make too much noise. Thin walls. Can't let the neighbors find out what's going on. Hearing "OH GOD PETER FUCK YOUR AUNT'S PUSSY" would give it away.

But she's not your aunt Peter, she's your wife and the mother of your children.

I want Mysterio to turn into Maguire Spider-Man just to fuck with MCU Peter

hot

That makes no sense in universe.

honest kek

Wouldn't this cause some sort of temporal paradox? Or would it just be like a Morrison story and everyone just sort of rolls with it?

THEY MADE A PLAYSTATION 4?

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>remember that really old school game system, PS2?

Everyone knows the playstation started at II' just like street fighter.

Don't let Carol fool you Peter, look what the evil space fungus did to her body

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This is part of something, right?

Storyboards of a cut scene in Endgame, where Carol and Peter defeat badguys while having mind blowing sex.

>short-haired Carol

I want to commit a crime of passion

Holland is for the long game

Just like that thread from last night

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She's only dead inside until Carol seduces her, after which she also convinces her and Peter to bring about the gift of life.

>Strange is salty enough about Tony's bants that he sets up a timeline to kill Stark

Given how shit Thanos generally did, dying any number of times across Infinity War and Endgame if any single hit or situation went differently (Thor going for the head or literally dis'arming' him had to be one or two realities, and they occur after he escapes the Jobber Initiative) , I'm almost certain that he *didn't* see just one but went for the sequence of events where there were more chances for victory as things progressed and maybe never went into a full on apocolypse.

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How is May going to respond to Peter being a father at the age of 15?

The fungus among us

Yeah, somebody get the poor kid a PS4 as soon as possible so he can see what an actual good modernized Spider-Man looks like

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For the tenth time, Peter stop playing Fortnite and take care of our son already

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Which son? you two have at least five together.

Seems they would make a good kid together

Seeing how far from home takes place in 2023, the ps5 would be 3 years old by then.

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Doesn't sound like a fair deal senpai

>Grace Randolph
She seems a lot more easier on the mcu nowadays

Now he'll be Carol's rentboy, which is a good thing

>Mysterio: You see Peter, in virtually all alternate Earths your uncle Ben is a member of the KKK. A Grand Wizard in fact

Paul Rudd as Ant-Man is a better as a friendly neighborhood superhero than Spider-Man is.

Jesus Christ Raimi!

>He had the blood of thousands on his hands Peter. Hundreds of trees were burdened by so many bodies hanged from them.
>He thought Emmet Till got off easy Peter. Easy, can you imagine that.
>Don't believe me? Ask them yourself.

>while Carol Danvers was but a young Middle School girl
I'll be honest. I sorta want this
This honestly seems like it would make Carol more interesting to me

Would she make Adult Peter call her Mommy?

>Not calling her Mommy Carol
Bad boy, he's gonna need some disciplining

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Based and antspilled

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>Implying that's not her husband she's dining with

AUNTIE CAROL BUY ME COLA

because Carol is a drunken lout who's prone to violent rages and could easily kill you for any reason

While we're on the subject, Thanos and a bunch of Avengers weapons are in fucking Fortnite

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In the Marvel Universe it used to be that comics of the Marvel characters exist and were kinda close to what they were in the real-life of the Marvel Universe. (at least until they did that Marvels Comics thing in 2000). I assume they just made up whatever for Spider-Man.

I don't even hate Captain Marvel but making her into a shotacon has made her such a better character.

>Implying she won't turn into a drunken sobbing mess who feels unworthy of having such a cute boyfriend like Peter.

Peter Parker is too smart to play PS4.

b-but I don't want a tattoo

Does Brie only act in roles where she spends a lot of time with young boys?

You catch more flies with honey

Time travel is a thing, and Mysterio's defining character trait is how full of shit he is. Him being future Peter (possibly from another Universe) isn't totally impossible.

Or have time to play games.

But not smart enough to avoid getting fucked by Aunty Carol

>The real truth is Peter... I am you, from the future. To set right what went wrong. To stop Carol from taking my virginity

Why wouldn't he lovingly fuck his wife and the mother of his child?

I love this new meme.

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He's certainly not dumb enough to play Switch or Xbone though

>some cunnys got addicted to cock >just ask your daughter
KEKK

>No matter the timeline, Danvers pussy is meant for Parker cock.

>implying the kid isn't Peter

>Peter’s his own father

>the final battle is between Mysterio and Carol
>Mysterio is fighting Carol to buy time for Peter to lose his virginity to MJ

This.

Throw in some Mountain Dew, and pizza rolls, and I'll do it

>MCU Pete is the Prime MCU Pete
>MCU Mysterio calls forth all the MCU Mysterios to hold off Carol

honestly one of my favorite covers

t.laddercuck

Mouth herpes

>My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are those of chastity.

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