Star vs the forces of MAGIC

>Star's new plan is to Destroy the Magic
>She gets this because she's pissed off and throwing a tantrum. She even says this herself, "My tantrum was right!"
>Series Finale heavily suggests this will be endgame

So, can we talk about this?
Goblin dogs? Pony Head? Interdimensional traveling? Alllll the magic things throughout the multiverse, apparently. Sentient, Sapient characters the exist solely from magic. All of the Spells with lives of their own. All the culture that works entirely around magic. All the businesses that rely entirely on magic.

Can this show get any more badly written?

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No one gives a shit about this show anymore now that the shipping shit is done
They don't care about cartoons, just soap opera levels of ship drama. Same reason Voltron talk completely died the day shipping ended

>literally destroying magic is the endgame
I remember when this show was my favorite for how comical and magic it was

I hope nefcy gets mailed packages filled with feces and roadkill after this abysmal finale

It kind of weird how Moon betrayal and Star's endgame is getting overshadow because she and Marco kissed. It was bound to happen eventually but were people really this invested in such an obvious pairing?

>Adventure Time
>S1 Finn: I love beating bad guys
>Finale Finn: Violence is wrong
>Star
>S1 Star: I love magic
>Finale Star: I hate magic

Fucking hell, what's next

I mean for Adventure Time it can work, overall War kinda sucks what with the death and destruction, but magic?

It really is the cartoon equivalent of that one captain America comic where he proclaims “hail hydra”. Hacks pull stunts like this and then wonder why animation is dying. I fucking want off this ride

I haven't watched since the start of Season 3. Has this show gone off the fuckig rails? Because that's what it's sounding like

Apparently it worked for the shitheads. Earlier on it looked like Star getting with Tom the Devilman and Marco getting with bestgirl Kelly seemed to be going strong. There were only a few episodes left, after all, so it seemed unlikely there was time to change the current path.

But they did and we got Starco. Oh but not through any clever writing or anything like that. No...

Tom broke up with Star because he just didn't feel it anymore in the beginning of the episode.
Marco broke up with Kelly OFFSCREEN and it was only mentioned in a THROW AWAY LINE in a completely unrelated episode.

CHECK THE CATALOG FIRST YOU LAZY DOUBLENIGGER, YOU COULD HAVE POSTED THIS IN LITERALLY ANY OF THE OTHER 7 STAR THREADS.

Fuck you.
inb4
>m-muh endgame
Whataboutism is not an argument, and mods are finally cracking down on the spam.

people like Kelly would be stuck in her own dimension without Dimensional Scissors; friends won't be able to see friends, lovers won't be able to see lovers, their ability to buy what they want and their ability to explore their verse will be cut. No more things like the Bounce Lounge. Higgs trapped in the Neverzone forever. How will demons leave the Underworld? Also she'll willing let those already suffering millhorses degrade until they're all just sludge.

Yay?

It's being written by liberals, what do you expect? It's the same kind of shit that ruined ATLA's world with Korra.

It's been the most obvious thing since day 1 they'd get together, and all the "drama" was to hide this so they could stretch it out to the end
So when an actual plot changer like Moon's betrayal happens no one cares because it doesn't involves Marco kissing

cope

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Recap. Spoilers ahoy.
Eclipsa is queen. Star stays to help her. Goes off the rails to get monsters/humans to coexist but Star is leaning to heavily on monster's side rather than some legitimate concerns from humans like being evicted from their homes. Moon and River run off to a yurt to live in peace but other mewmans follow and make a human kingdom accidentally. Shipping intensifies and goes off the rails. The Magical High Commission are all jackasses. Turns out Glosseryck is a fucking timelord and established the first queen of mewni from some human pilgrims that accidentally showed up in Mewni, amnesia'ed from the magic. Mina is back and wants to go EXTERMINATUS. Moon works with Mina to overthrow Eclipsa. Star is getting stressed the fuck out. Now Star wants to destroy magic because she states it never fixes anything and only makes more problems.

Take another look at the tapestry. It shows Star returning the magic, not destroying it.

It's a eucatastrophe.

Hello cunt! You check the catalog! No Star VS Generals (why don't we have those anymore again?)
One thread talking about Moon alone. One thread talking about Tom getting cucked. One about Mewni being made great again.

Pardon if there wasn't anywhere to discuss this particular issue in the show.

Also fuck you. Endgame. Thanks for bumping the thread though. No thanks, however, for not contributing to the discussion.

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Star is really about to fuck up the life of millions of magical creatures just bc her kingdom is incredibly stupid and cannot cooperate with the sentient beings they stole the land from.

I will grant you that. I looked at that tapestry. Heard Star say "I destroy the magic!?" but all I saw was her zapping the black shit with gold shit.
Presumably the black shit is bad and the gold shit is good. So she's rescuing it? Because if she just leaves things alone the magic will destroy itself anyways.


But that doesn't change, at the moment, she's a cunty teen that's throwing a fit, admits she's throwing a fit but also feels absolutely right in ruining an entire universe.

>But... Magic's what brought us together.
Obviously isn't how the show will end, they're setting that up for drama just like the Blood Moon Curse being cured shit. Don't make me screencap this post for when the finale rolls out.

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You forget one thing: She's pissed off because she used up her magic & almost lost a fight against ONE of MANY Solarian Super soldiers who are practically magical steroid-infused mewmans in mech suits who wield swords that could infect people & later blow up if untreated. That, and the one Star & co. fought was a decoy.

Now said Solarians are going to do genocide, but can't when Globgor is missing. The only way for Star to defeat them is to destroy the magic, which by her means is the only way to stop the Solarians. THEN AGAIN, she's a teenager, not Reid Richards.

Someone would summarize the season4?

Restore the magic, yes. The black shit actually came from Moon, since she made a deal with Eclipsa to defeat Toffee, generating some dark magic in her veins. Last week's episode shows the black shit being spread out & infect the unicorns like a dab of black paint in a pool of white paint.

I'm actually certain you're right, and go ahead and screencap.

Doesn't stop Star from being stupid as sin though.

...

So...
Ruin the universe and many people within it, whether destroying their culture, livelihood, or literally their existance...

Or use the super-killer spell that's the equivalent of a quiet Nuke and localize the damage to one area.
Why is the nameless spell bad again?

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You have the number of this episode?
>Turns out Glosseryck is a fucking timelord and established the first queen of mewni from some human pilgrims that accidentally showed up in Mewni, amnesia'ed from the magic.

this one actually look worth it to watch

So how long until someone doxxes nefcy, because no one is more deserving of being sent packets of shit then she is at this moment

I wanna catch up but also want to avoid shitty ship drama, what are the recc episodes?

Don’t bother, I dropped the show after battle of mewni and have only heard worse and worse things about the newer episodes

The MHC wont like that I hope Heck tries to legit kill her next episode for threatening the multiverse.

It... was actually nifty not going to lie. Season 4, Episode 10. Meteora's Lesson

Wasn't this what Toffee wanted to do?

So the show is basically admitting that Toffee was right?

Toffee's regen is already magic so no he just wanted to destroy the wand.

A while ago, the show's creator said that Toffee was right but he went about everything the wrong way.At the time, most people thought she was trolling. This episode explains why Nefcy said that.

>Liberal f*male blames literally anything else for her problems, and wasn't to destroy thing that she herself can't handle so nobody else gets to enjoy it.

Oh ho ho ho... I know Star is meant to be Nefcys self insert but still... Oh wow.

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It's both most of the audience being tumblr-browsing teenage girls, and the fact that it took this long for something that should've happened early season 4/ maybe season 3. So then more episodes could've been made for strengthening Mina as a villian and make the Monster/Mewman conflict not so hamfisted.

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Straight up details, since I have the entire season in front of me.

>Moon's missing, suffering from amnesia
>Eclipsa's now a queen since the S3 finale
>Eclipsa wanted Globgor out
>That, and she was hated by her people
>Marco returns El Choppo (his sweet sword)
>TomStar drama
>Assassination attempts on Eclipsa by petrifying her with berries
>Moon rebuilds a community since she's not a queen
>The damn Pony has her own show, attempting to get Eclipsa respect
>Quest Buy closes
>Kellco's ship is half sunk as "breakup buddies"
>Starco's Blood Moon curse has severed
>Meteora (now a baby) learns to dip down
>Ludo's done trying to steal the wand, and reunites with his family
>Moon discovers Mina & she's responsible for trying to take Eclipsa out of the game
>Janna & Tom had a moment
>Kellco has sunk
>A Spell episode with a deadly spell on the loose
>Globgor is free, thanks to Rhombulus
>Starco had a beach day
>Jackie's bisexual
>TomStar has sunk, portals aren't working
>Janna discovers a backdoor to the magic realm
>Star & co. went to mewni via magic realm while trippin' balls
>Mina & her Solarians set to attack the monster temple
>Starco is set, and the last ship standing
>ONE Solarian soldier manages to withstand the attacks from Eclipsa, Star, and co, but defeated by Eclipsa's unnamed spell.
>Moon pull a bitch move as Mina was working for her.
>Hekapoo saved their asses from being decimated, and hangs out at a tavern.
>Star's pissed off, and plans to destroy the magic in order to defeat the Solarian horde.

The last episode that I was referring to actually had Star say the line "So Toffee was right all along!?"

His image on Moon's tapestry then yelled Surprise at her. I chuckled.

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I wanted Toffee's laughter to be heard during the end credits.

That's one of Solaria's spells... I think that's the annihilation spell, meant for her monster genocide. Plus, that shit drains Eclipsa easily.

Then again on Star's mission of magic destruction, her tapestry shows she's restoring the magic from the black shit, but we had to wait & see... Which is a good next Saturday.

Every cartoon I used to like is finishing up with disappointing and down right insulting endings. And to top that off there isn’t no cartoon that peaks my interest in the foreseeable future. What’s even the point of animation anymore if all it does is depresse the hell out of its audience. There’s no point in any of this anymore, life is a cruel fucking mistake. I want to end this pain already.

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I want to break open her front teeth so goddamn badly. Fuck you disney, it was your job to reel in her deviantart autism from destroying the show, now that hack has ruined virtually all the characters in the show. Seriously, fuck you mouse

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See, I never understood that logic ever. And I'm not a fedora tipper that excuses dark things like "murdering 10 is better than sacraficing 100" or "it's okay to drop a nuke if it stops a war"

But seriously.
"I don't want to use that spell!"
"Why?"
"IT'S SOLARIAS!"
dun dun duuuun

Thankfully the show got away from that logic fast and just added the reason you mentioned. It tires her the fuck out. And they continue to imply that the nameless spell is still an option. But other shows and stories that do that shit... fuck I hate them.

I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything
What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end
And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt...

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I thought it we all discovered that it wasn't really Nefcy but whoeverthefuck took over for her that fucked the show?

I don’t buy that for one second

I fucking mean it too, cartoons were one of the only bright spots in an otherwise bleak existence. Now that they are not only not helping but contributing to my deep sadness, I don’t see any point of continuing this charade anymore

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It’s Disney. She’ll probably just clean up the evil goo and restore magic. Watch the trailer.

Well then maybe you should stop watching all these feelies and find what you want to do in life that makes you happy.

yup, but its a vision that glossaric showed her, cant be sure its the truth.

still, would be a nice twist.

I feel and share your pain brother.

I dropped the show after season 2, it still enraged me to see how far low it has gotten and now I have nothing. I just leave on documentaries or shitty movies I don’t even pay attention too, nothing is interesting to me now, I hate it all.

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Then find something other than those. Find a purpose. Fuck it doesn’t even have to be grandiose, but find one that makes YOU happy.

yup, korra, gravity falls and now star vs.

You said the only thing harder than saying goodbye
Was saying hello after all this time
But I ran into you with your new love in tow
You say you've worried about me
And you want to know...
How am I getting by?

Well, thank you I'm holding my own
Don't you worry 'bout me no more
It hurt me when you left me alone

But there's two sides to every door
And the life you left behind has led
To lives I'd have never known
So thank you I'm holding my own...

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There isn’t anything. Pills don’t work, again cartoons were the last thing that made me happy at all, I tried to find other pursuits but I can’t.

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Am I the only guy here who is happy Star and Marco are finally together? I don't like how they arrived to this destination but at the very least they both know how much they love each other.

If you're not looking forward to anything, even Looney Tunes Cartoons, it's more you're into teenage The CW shipping shit then animation

After two and a half seasons of waffling, they're literally only setting it up now to give the series a debbie downer ending where Star and Marco have to separate. It feels forced and artificial as fuck.

I fucking hate shipping shit, that’s my whole point, that’s what ruined star vs

I'm pissed Moon's character got destroyed like that

Come on, you knew what this was.

Not him but fuck nefcy for not just having the two as a couple as they go on wacky adventures. The show would still be fun that way.

it think is being overshadowed by how stupid they had to meke Moon so they could set up this finalle

Yes, I've known where this has been going since season 2. Doesn't make it any less unsatisfying.

I still think my pitch for a season 5 where Moon, Star, and River are banished to earth and have to deal with being unable to use magic would be rad.

This is like a 180 for Star though

At the very least, Finn was told that he'd eventually stop loving violence the first time his philosophies were challenged by billy

Star has been using Magic non-stop for the entire show and just recently started pouting about it

I'm going to be honest I really wanted the show to focus on both Star and Marco's dynamic while still leaving Star as the main character. We could've enjoyed more cute moments of them together.

>Implying that the series will actually end like that instead of having some bullshit happen that reunites Star and Marco or having Star stop her magic destruction plan at the last second because she realizes how short sighted and poorly thought out it is.

The finale will end with Star accidentally destroying the entire dimension and the final shot of the entire series will be everybody awkwardly huddled around the cauldron of soup in the soup void.

She will destroy magic but somehow end on Earth, with Marco, as a regular human.

I wish they'd had Moon be smarter and done something like:
>Let Mina do what she does, but subtley guides her away from too much damage to the kingdom
>Uses the destruction as evidence as to why Eclipsa is not fit to be queen
>Star then finds out Moon knew Mina was going to do that shit but didn't stop it
Moon doing such a dumb thing and making a 100 crazed super-warriors out of the people she wants to protect makes no damn sense

>expecting Cotugno's blackmail coup crew to be able to produce anything as pure and good as the Nefcy seasons were

This show would've been better if there was no tomstar and Starco happened late season 3 with Curse of the Blood Moon before Booth Buddies. With Season 4 being majority lore and Star and Marco interactions.

She also gets de-aged about 5 years and driven crazy. And it all finally comes full circle

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Again: there's always the nuclear option.

Bullshit. You just aren't looking for other pursuits. What do you do for a daily living? If you don't like it find stuff to do in between. Take for example fitness, that really helps get the mood up for me.

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Sweet christ this is retarded. Did anyone sit down and read what they have written so far? Did no writer stand up and say "what the fuck guys?" To the rest of the team?

I want the show to end with star getting cucked

Tom, who said you could leave your shed?

Tom got mindraped by the evil goo and angry unicorn.

That don't mean shit

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It means the unicorn let Tom out of his cuckshed

how can Tom be the cuck when he's the one who broke up with Star, they even have Star be the one desperately trying to keep the relationship together

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I still can't believe Starco became canon in a fucking barn.

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They werent trying that hard

Fuckin hell that's nice. My favorite trope has always been "hero realizes the villain was right all along, they just went about everything wrong."
There's still things I can find to admire and enjoy in this show.
SVTFOE had some troubles and stumbled a bit with its run, but it totally had somethings I really love and appreciate.
I think I'm gonna be happy with the show ending lads, regardless of how it ends. It was a good run and overall I think I had a more positive experiences than anything else.
IDK, maybe its just me.

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The name of the bitch who ruined the world is an anagram of Cunt Goo.

This show has become the result of a metaphorical wet queef.

they was the one who broke up with her cuz he is gay now, the gay outranks whatever Star is

>It was bound to happen eventually but were people really this invested in such an obvious pairing?
Star and Marco's interactions were the main thing that got people interested in this show to begin with. So yes.

Fuck off double nigger with your poltard bulshitt. The show is good and is gone a have a good ending.

The only good ending would involve almost half the cast dying off

Fuck off back to R3ddit you stupid niggerfaggot poltard.

Fuck off with that bulshitt,the show is gone have a excellent ending,is you how are retarded enough to worry about cartoons and his fictional status with the real world. Also fuck all the poltards back to R3ddit were they belong like the niggers they are.

>excellent ending
Thanks for proving you’re retardation, if your horrid spelling wasn’t proof enough

Stop with your conspiracy bulshitt,you sound like a retarded poltard.

>everyone who doesn’t like Star vs destructive and insulting ending is from reddit and /pol/

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go back

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Would this ending unfuck it?

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Star does not deserve a happy ending

>EAGHHHHHHHH STOP HAVING OPINIONS JUST BLINDLY ENJOY EVERY CARTOON NOW MATTER HOW SHIT
Kill your self industry shill

She deserve a good ending,because the show is really good.

Why not? Besides that ending would skirt the bittersweet endings all the other cartoons got.

The show is good star is shit
Nah Marco could go live a happy life as a martial arts master while star lives.in a hut in the swamp with a bunch of dolls that look like her former friends.

Wish Star vs FOE ended as Star turns into a giant butterfly monster(Pic related), causing Ludo to work with Mina's remant army to end Star's rampage once and for all.

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Kill yourself like the retarded worthless human being who plague this world,like the rest of Reddit and pol/. You fucking niggerfaggot.

Show hasn’t been good since 2017

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OP here. I replied to that in the other thread. Screencapping yourself?

>WAGGGHHHHHHHHH STOP HAVING OPINIONS WHY ARENT YOU A SHEEP LIKE ME WHY DONT YOU MINDLESSLY PRAISE EVERYTHING NEFCY MAKES
Eat a bullet compadre

No second user to reply who thought it looks like a decent ending.

The end is Shade Lord Marco shutting down the Magic Realm by devouring Radiant Star

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That's a what not a why anwser.

Maybe include this moment too, if that works.

Because star is a traitorus cunt who should be raped to death.

I mean that pic sorry.

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Fuck this place with the rest of Reddit and Yea Forums,like the fucking niggerfaggots they are.

Whatever, everyone is being a spaz. It is a Disney cartoon. It is not going to have some depressing ass ending. If you want depressing and disappointing, go watch GoT.

Marco's not going to live a happy life without Star in it.

Sounds like someone is trying to rip off Leto II from Children of Dune and Heretics of Dune.

>inb4 Star turns into a Mewman-Narwhal hybrid

Magic deletion will probably erase Marco's memory.

>If you want depressing and disappointing, go watch GoT.
It's not even depressing anymore, it just became shitty writing that is someways worse than a children's cartoon.

She isn't the one which summoned a shit ton of angry psychos to rampage across Mewni.

So Star turned into Toffe 2.0?

Only against monsters.

This show is trash fuck you.

I bet you wish you could

No fucking way is magic getting destroyed.
No fucking way are Star and Marco ending up torn apart forever.

And, most unfortunately of all...
No fucking way is Moon going to get what she deserves.

While destroying a bunch of shit in the process and betraying the person they worked for.

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Im probably going to call either suicide hotline or just get it over with tonight. I’m fucking sick of this, seeing this happen to star vs is just too much, I hate my fucking life

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Star could just invoke tne nuclear option: evac all civilian and monsters to earth then nuke all of mewni with the nameless spell then seal it away for good.

>No fucking way is Moon going to get what she deserves
A fairy tale happily ever after?

Why Mina? She is so shit as a main villain, would be better if she was just a henchman from a real villain, she's just a shitty retard who don't understand that things changed, i would prefer that things get out of hand and moon somehow end as the final boss

Sweet summer child. It's all politics. If can't see that Jew sitting on the cast bold as brass you won't survive what's coming.
I'll give you a hint, it's name starts with a C.

Okay, How come the Mewmans distrust Monster but are okay with Demons, basically Tom's species.

>it's is a disney cartoon
people have died on screen twice, at this point nefcy should be treated with the same level of reverence for incorporating weird shit as sugar.

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because they were on their side and / or had enough money and power to buy their way to not monster status

youtube.com/watch?v=1m7Jzzdau-w

>No fucking way is magic getting destroyed.
>No fucking way are Star and Marco ending up torn apart forever.
The only thing I can come up with to back this up is the assumption of an ending for a children's show. In other words, it's the idea of "It's a kid's show, are they gonna end it with the two main protagonists miserable?" That's all I've got, and I'm sincerely hoping it doesn't end with any tragedies.

Fuck back to pol/you stupid niggerfaggot poltard

She has been nothing but cancer to Mewni.

I went to each of the threads and I was surprised to see that not ONE of them has mentioned the fucking PIZZA AND SODA POP aspect. Ok, yeah, sure it was the MHC... but still... Meme Magic is real guys. Star can't fucking destroy that.

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I want to eat her pizza hole.

lol, I did.

I think Star dying would save the show, just a big self sacrifice to undo the Solarian soldier magic.
But the monsters would probably kill the mewmans afterward.

kaz actually is a /pol/tard though, they regurarly go on long fucking tangents about political shit at least once a month lately.

Who?

I'd rather eat hers. So close Nefcy and Co. But I guess this is the best we can ask for.

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...

They pretty much destroyed Moon for me. I thought she was awesome before she revealed she was responsible for everything. Its really OOC for her

Star if for raping not eating.

Reminder that Star and Marco love each other very much

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>tfw a cute girl like star will never be your best friend

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And then she gets fucked by the goatpig while watching Marco and heckapoo live happily ever after

Imagine that mental YIKES Marco just had in this gif. I mean after a hot piece ass like Jackie Star confessing would be meh to a spic.

I was just about to think this was a pedo post and then realized the Canon pairing for her is over a decade older than me.

>Moon's reasoning for wanting to overthrow Eclipsa doesn't make any sense
>Kelly and the Jobber squad show up to job again
>Rhombulus is out of jail? Its okay they lampshaded
>To no one's surprise, the MHC member with tits is the only one that isn't evil
>Starco happens randomly in a barn during a World of Warcraft daily rep grind quest
>Further deification of Eclipsa as she immediately forgives Moon for nearly getting her family killed and putting JOBgor on his death bed
>Rivers is getting really annoying and moronic
>Star suddenly, OUT OF THE FUCKING BLUE, decides to be Toffee now and wants to erase all magic
>JUSHtin gets called a Queen
>Eclipsa can't play billiards right
>"IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG" flashbacks
>ending is just going to even more "SUBVERTED YOUR EXPECTATIONS XDDDD" bullshit which Game of Thrones already cancerized, TvTropes was a fucking mistake

Only Brittney appearing in the last episode and calling everyone especially Moon and Star retards can save this show.

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why even live, indeed.

well... there's that silver lining, I suppose.

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Who the fuck is Brittney?

My peepee is hard

>Season 1 Samurai Jack: "I must return to the past!"
>Fans: "Yeah, do it, nice for the main character to have a clear goal to work for"
>Season Finale Samurai Jack: "I did it, I returned to the past and won!"
>Fans: "YOU HAVE FUCKING KILLED EVERYONE IN THE SERIES THAT I HAVE EVER LOVED FUCK YOU JACK ALL THAT WORLD BUILDING GONE WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF THIS SHOW IF YOU GET RID OF EVERYONE WE LIKED?!"

Basically its a clash of the show pointing at everything fun and interesting the fans like, and saying "this is bad, and it must be destroyed"

The humiliation Congo that Janna is going through is making me unbelievably happy. When Marco told her off it was like that back to the Future scene when Martys dad punches Biff for trying to rape his wife.

Humbled Janna will become Marco's submissive housewife after magic is destroyed and Marco and Janna are sent back to earth.

>newfag

>tfw we don't see Marco in the Star tapestry because the machine hasn't started on the Marco with the wand tapestry.

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Heck is a psychopath she literally doesnt care how many lifeforms Minas army kills and was casually louging at the edge of the multiverse while all of this was happening.

>"Y'know, the whole Blood Moon curse. That ordeal?"
>"Well, it's... it's baloney."
>"I've felt like this since the beginning."
CUTE AND PERFECT ALWAYS

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You're just going through one of the stages of grief

they fucked in front of the goats

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Star fucked the goat.

It Brittney Bitch.

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>we we're just being retarded this whole time
>Marco, we are so dumb!
>Runs in the family honey

that really sad , pls stop being weak user

>Star wants to destroy all magic
>"But this doesn't make sense"

Doesn't it? Think back on how many problems Star has had in this series due to magic? All the fuck ups that put Marco in danger? All of the mistakes her family made due to using it? Ludo constantly seeking the wand? Everything that the magical high commission and Glossaryk have fucked up? Now try to think of all the times magic has been helpful to Star? NOT with it being used as a weapon? Its just all the times she was lazy and used magic to do things anyone could do right? Making candy. Changing hairstyles. Etc, etc.

From a plot progression standpoint to the series, it actually makes a lot of sense. Most of the struggles have been because of magic, so it makes sense she wants them to stop.

the last hope

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The plot is caused by the wand and not magic.

[DESIRE TO KNOW MORE INTENSIFIES]

Stay salty, you fucks were still wrong and no amount of "butt dah rye-ting" ain't gonna fix that.

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Methods they could use to write around the tapestry ending:

1. With Glossaryk dead after that picture comes true, the future after it is unknown to him.
2. Star only assumed the magic was dead, and instead it was just that Glossaryk wasn't around, and Marco was in Star's pocket.
3. With magic really gone, the tapestry room no longer exists since it is part of Glossaryk's magical dimension.
4. After the magic is destroyed, its revealed that Star used her magic to somehow make a physical bridge or tunnel that connected the Mewni world with the Human world.
5. When the magic is disappearing, Star sneaks over to the human world, and stays there. Inuyasha ending.

NONE OF THIS SHIT WOULD HAD HAPPEN IF GLOSSARYCK HAD JUST SENT THE PILGRIM BACK TO EARTH INSTEAD OF GIVING THEY THE MAGIC SOUP. MAYBE MAGIC IS THE REAL FORCE OF EVIL.

Yeah...cause the wand is magic...nobody would be seeking a magicless wand.

Yeah, I'm no fan of the show as it is now but compared to a lot of new developments I don't think "destroying the magic" is coming out of left field at all. I've complained a few times before that Eclipsa has too much power and things in Mewni are fucked and that just getting rid of the magic entirely would make more sense than fetishizing her bloodline. I didn't really expect them to go there, but now that they have it does feel connected to all the shit before.

I also don't see why Star destroying magic would be so shocking or too far after the pattern the entire show has followed every season or so for shaking up the foundation of things.

Star has a wand, Star destroys/hands away her wand.
Star lives on Earth as an exchange student, Star leaves Earth nearly permanently.
Star is a princess, Star gives away the crown.

Star uses magic...

Maybe Glossaryk wanted to teach the humans that magic is bad by letting them experience its bad outcomes on their own until they learned the right answer themselves?

Kinda like the end in Fullmetal Alchemist, when Ed was trying to get his brother's body back from the Truth by paying a price, he decided the price to be the ability to use alchemy at all, and Truth smiled saying that was the right answer, that humanity never should have tried to control life and death in the first place?

So remove the wand not magic its like deleteing electricity because of a tv remote. Its easy just get the wand from moon and throw it in the nonexistence zone in the inn.

>"Magic never fixes anything"
>LITERALLY released a book not too long ago about how so many of the past queens genuinely helped the world (some not even being monsterphobic) with magic
>Was able to establish Eclipsa's legitimacy back and reunite her with her daughter
>"Magic SUX"

Wish the shipping idiots gave more of a shit about this rather than teen dipshit romance, especially over the nothing side characters. Also Moon being written into absolute retardation after starting an arc of self reflection in Season 3.

No that wouldn't do anything, there is a entire realm of magic, someone could easily just make another wand.

Honestly, the premise of Samurai Jack was inherently flawed.

how? if you get there you lose your mind

Only Gloss can make a wand retard.

Really?
>Find pool of magic
>Dip only hands in
>Pull out hand full of magic water
>Put water in a rattle
>New wand made

There are pools of magic portals all over the realms dude. ANYONE can make a wand, we saw how Glossaryk did it.

dont you have to transform that into a magic unicorn?

It doesn't make sense since its coming from a point of canned conflict with the Moon revelation. Also Star renouncing the royal lineage is more than enough self sacrifice for this narrative. I assume theyre gonna find a way to go around the tapestry thing for shipping's sake, but for fuck's sake, the main character has already given up a lot of shit to fix other people's problems.

What is the spell he used to pull magic water up, turn it into a unicorn, and put it in the rattle?

>how do you transform the magic water into a magic unicorn?

By picking it up?

>Now try to think of all the times magic has been helpful
The biggest thing really is the use of portals; without them, Star would've never met Marco. Aside from that, portals are what allow everything to be connected, so no portals means every dimension gets cut off from each other.
The only other thing I can think of is in (I think) Skywynn's chapter, where she was able to make food with her magic.

it not gonna transform by itself

She’s less relevant than the ransomgram character.

A spell only he knows dummy.

this, at this point I'm just waiting for a new company to end Disney and the other companies that are getting worse and worse, to bad they most likely will be replaced for youtube so its not a relley good upgrade

Honestly I was more invested when it wasn't a "will they/wont they but they definitely will" type of thing. All of the putting it off till the end by using Jackie, Tom, and Kelly as placeholders really killed it.
When they finally kissed of their own free will I didn't feel anything, despite being a real starcofag a couple of years ago.

I think the Moon revelation is stupid but I see it as kind of a separate issue. Like, I could still see Star deciding to destroy magic even without that, like say if Mina had just created that army herself and Moon had nothing to do with it.

I find destroying the magic interesting because I don't really see it as self-sacrifice but actively neutering Eclipsa, Moon, the MHC, the Solarians, etc., while giving away the crown just entirely lowers Star while glorifying Eclipsa and so felt stupid to me. It's a more interesting path to me because I see it as less her giving up stuff and more her attempting to stop the clusterfuck of everyone's stupidity, including her own.

But yeah, I also agree there has to be some twist involving all that coming up too.

A wand doesn't even need to be made, you can just teach a person to 'dip down'. Hell, Meteora is a BABY and she learned to dip down.

Meteora is hundreds of years old and was a magic vampire for a while, no to mention shes a butterfly, her family has a strong connection to magic

>that hand to the cheek
WE HAVE TONGUE INSERTION! And if you notice how they leave the barn, Marco is bracing her as if her legs are still quivering from the dimension rattling orgasm. 4 years worth of sexual tension made a glopping sound as Star's womb now matched her porcelain skin tone thanks to her lithe Latino lover.

So star would essentially be destroying the lives of potentially millions? I kinda wonder if it would cause the mewmans to be sent back to earth, since it's implied that mewmans were just humans that somehow made their way into the realm of magic (probably through the well somehow).

Not only would she lose Marco, she would never see the majority of her friends again. Basically tons of dimensions worth of people would be fucked and forced to start all over again.

So Glossaryk let a bunch of humans and monsters suffer through wars and genocide to teach them a lesson even though he was the one who started it.

it's time

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>Gilgamesh: I want the elixir of life to resurrect Enkidu
>Gilgamesh: Actually, life is fleeting and that's why it has meaning. Fuck that.

Holy shit... you're telling me characters CHANGE from the start of their narrative to the end???

Honestly the SJ ending was nowhere near as bad as people made it out. It was obvious to people with more than one braincell that this was gonna happen, people just wanted some kind of acknowledgement from Jack for the friends he made along the way (and to a lesser extent, the Ashi stuff was a bit too cruel for a character who got dicked over to some people, but I can give or take that.)

The issue of the Star endgame conflict seems to be that the resolution is sort of out of nowhere.

"My mom is trying to usurp the throne for petty/unkown reasons and Solaria's legacy is still fucking thing up? FUCK MAGIC, I GUESS."

>4 years worth of sexual tension made a glopping sound

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except it seems to be Glossarck is the fucking source of magic to begin with.

Nice try with the myth whitewashing, but Gilgamesh wanted the elixir of life for himself, and only gave up on it after it was stolen from him by a snake

Fuck, it's been a while since I had to study it. My bad.

Marco can always hook up with Janna.

and his mexican, pretty sure he can ungay Jackie

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Even the isekai ending from 2003 FMA was better than the Brotherhood ending

>Being this contrarian

Die.

Poor deluded Jancucks and Jarcucks

NONE OF THIS SHIT WOULD HAD HAPPEN IF MEWNI WAS A PATRIARCHY INSTEAD OF A MATRIARCHY.

Going for death of the author, Jackie is still missing the (d)iaz. Her girlfriend looks like Marco and if Jackie is mirroring Cotugno's journey to Paris, that mean Jackie is a college lesbian at best.

When Star says goodbye to Marco and Janna, she will ask Janna to take care of Marco for her.

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So we going the Madoka route?

This.

This could almost redeem post-S2. Almost

this

or Mariposa

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Denial is always the first step famalam

>The hutus did nothing wrong
>The tutsis started it
>The hutus were opressed

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wait, if Star kills the magic will Marco and Mariposa age up?

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Fuck off with the political bulshit and return to your shithole poltard.

But it was the staff that add all this political bullshit to a cartoon about an interdimensional magical princess fighting evil with quirky spells

>comes to /pol/ website to complain about /pol/

What going to happen to Tom?

>Cotugno's journey to Paris, that mean Jackie is a college lesbian at best.
Ugh... Someone was desperate enough to touch that STD-ridden thing.

gayness

Dies off screen.

It's like an epic. You care more about the journey then the ending.

The first Butterfly was chosen at random.

and her bloodline have years of sucking magic from the wand, so much so their babies are born with magic

>instead of trying to find a way to revert the solarians back to normal star would rather just throw an autistic fit and delete everything
thank you disney very cool

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It's just like Korra season 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Based and hope-pilled.

Why isn't Steven crossed out? SU is effectively done.

Don't remind me of that.

funny how the ending of korra was so bad that it has become the gold standard of bad endings

The problem is the assholes in charge of cartoons love Korra unironically. It's a tiny minority ruining animation for everyone.

Has it already been called that Moon is going to make a big sacrifice to fix her mistake? Her flashback made it seem like she was hiding something.

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Gets reverted

>I want you to love me
>Because I love you

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>Hi
>Hi

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No way, Star will shrink Marco which will make the universal reset ignore him. So he can stay on Mewni but fun-sized.

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It's getting at least one post-script season, like TMNT 2012.

Glossaryck said the magic would put Marco back where he should be, Earth. He didn't say where Star was supposed to go. Before the rifts close forever, she'll have a choice on what calls home.

But wait, Glossaryck is cool ceasing to exist? What the fuck is up with Dark Magic?

the monster racism undertone has been there since the first season, your just here too shit up the board for epic you's and get into internet fist fights.

I bet Hekapoo makes out with her clones

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"Star wants to do something" and "Star does the right thing" are pretty different subjects. Even Glossaryck said that to Star. Star always does some fucking shit,but then she fixes it. Because,you know,she is a human being.

Magic should not be treared as dark or not dark. Solaria used magic to literally kill monsters, her mother blew up whole dimension, yet they are not portrayed as dark magic users. But if Eclipsa wants all seeings eye? Oh shit that is EVIL.

The only way to finish this conflict is to make universal magic. Meteora will do it, she can dip down thus she can recreate first born. Her magic is the mix magic.

>bitchy rich teenage cheerleader
>AND she's Asian

Jesus, my dick

i honestly do suspect that meteora will reboot it too stay connected with her childhood friend, i don't think that's the word i'm looking for but fuck it time travel bullshit, i like the idea of calling it mixed magic though, i was gonna go with wild magic but it doesn't have the same affect. dip downs powered by emotion seem to be extremely powerful.

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>everyone hates Pony Head and even Star questions her motivations and actions
>she gets more screentime and gets the "YOU HAVE A BIG HEART GURL" moment

>everyone loves Rhombulus and had an important bonding moment with Star
>

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She is in the tapestry so I doubt it.

Also, what's Heekapoo's plan? Remain hidden until the Solarian warriors kill themselves?

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Why are you watching this shit when Slayers exists?

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Yeah let's just ignore how fucking retarded every character has been in this show and all the things that were totally preventable if anyone had actually given a fuck at the right time, also let's forget we can fucking time travel to fix shit and blame magic for everything that happened

God what a stupid ending,

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>mfw I still enjoy the show

>mfw people get this salty of a children's show

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>mfw Star vs. the Forces of Evil, a fucking children's cartoon on Disney Channel, will have a more satisfying conclusion than Game of Thrones
>mfw Moon Butterfly had less of a character assassination than Daenerys Targaryen
Where were you when Yea Forums won?

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>Update
shes old as shit and her dimension is on overdrive, shes used to waiting

>Also, what's Heekapoo's plan?
She has no plan, she's been "redeemed." The only woman on the MHC pulled a half-assed heel turn and now she's no longer guilty by association. Her character gets a tidy bow for the finale.

>the Monsters are at the Magic Sanctuary, showering Star with gifts and the songs of their people
>Star smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience
>a cry is heard in the distance
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand Solarian warriors on warnicorns
> we see Moon driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>in the distance, Monster Temple women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Moon shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO ME"
>"Yes," cries Mina, "Solaria hungers!"
>Star looks on, her face grief-stricken
>"Glossaryck save us," Star whispers, "she's even making the women and children pay the Magic Price!"

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Joke's on you, I'm currently watching both

I could have sworn there were some problems preventing abuse of time travel.

Because it had even less good seasons than Star did.

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I binge-watched every anime episode, OVA, and movie this past week, and I'm regretting it because now I'm content-starved for good shit since everything's going to garbage, whether it's SVTFOE, GoT, or whatever. I'm angry over works of fiction, and that just makes me more pissed.

Moon's plan and character decision made perfect sense, people calling it assassination are brainlets of the highest category.

That's a real fuckin' hot opinion you got there, buddy.

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The moment this show went plot-driven it all became so... bizarre and only got progressively worse since then, reaching peaks of retardation with S4.

Like, if the endgame is all about Mewni, then why did we suddenly go to Earth a couple of episodes before the entire show ends? Was it literally just to give justification and purpose to otherwise pointless Janna cameos and to show that Jackie is gay? Which are both "problems" created out of thin air and having absolutely zero relevance to where the show was seemingly going? What?

I know it's a cartoon for little girls (or rather big girls playing politics on the internet), but I don't think I ever saw a story that used the "create and develop meaningless plotlines to then just completely drop them offscreen, often with no justification at all" meme so much.

But WHY does she want to be queen again all of a sudden? Holding a grudge against Eclipsa is one thing, but why does she suddenly want to rule again, especially when she was essentially already a queen of her new kingdom?

Even worse
>a tween girl show

Season 1 was okayish (really slow middle part)
Season 2 was kino
Season 3 onward was trash

So in a way, it's a lot like SvTFOE.

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i watch many things, even cartoons Yea Forums doesn't really talk about and internet animation, this isn't my first rodeo and i'm not enough of a bitch baby too act like it will be my last.

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Don't worry, one day the writefag will re-write S3 and S4 so it delivers the message Nefcy wanted while also making the characters true to how they should have been presented, instead of these corrupted assholes absolutely no-one likes.

I mean, when's the last time a show made the audience hate every single character in it?

>Stop judging the quality, guys! Just shut your brain off!
No.

>"How can you be so calmed in a situation like this?"
>"My whole life has been a situation like this. You learn to appreciate these moments"

Eclipsa didn't chose the thug life. Thug life chose Eclipsa.

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I'm fine with it in concept but they maybe shouldn't have had Moon shut Mina down quite so hard the first time they interacted this season. Just makes it feel cheap to reveal that an episode or two later she went back to her and was like "lol sorry I changed my mind"

I even wonder if they couldn't have had Star originally find Mina in the castle and have her reject the offer to restart the Solarian program, only to reveal later in the season that while STAR didn't go along with it, Moon did. But I get it'd be harder to come up with some excuse for why Star's in the abandoned castle in the first place.

Shut up. Shut the fuck up you stupid niggerdicklover. Shut the fuck up and fuck off. Die in a fucking ditch you asshole or do whatever the FUCK you want but if you bitch for one more fucking post, I'm raping the SHIT out of your fucking dog. You fucking vapid cunt.

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>Adventure Time
>Gravity Falls
>Samurai Jack
>Gumball (show went to shit so it'll end like shit)
>now this

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Harder to come up with a better excuse than "I'm going to go get my day-planner which I keep in a safe despite using it for day-planning"?

Starco is actually tainted and if you like how it's being presented you don't understand good feels and handholding as a means of impregnation.

She doesn't! She does not want to be queen. She desperately wants to go retire. But she can't. Eclipsa is an incompetent useless idiot of a monarch who doesn't know how to run a country, passes out reparations like hotcakes, has made race relations WORSE if thats possible, flakes on appointments with foreign rulers, and more importantly has no INTEREST in ruling. She just wants a happy life with Globgor. The kingdom is literally buried in poverty, the show makes no attempts to hide the kingdom has sunk into the mud after Eclipsa took over and its so bad Mewmans are fleeing their homes to live in yurts surrounding Moon's doorstep just for clean water. Into this situation steps literally Hitler, Mina striding forth saying 'I have a plan, lets kill all the monsters like we did in Ye Days of Olde and everything will be better!'

So what is Moon to do? Let Hitler take over, wipe out the monsters and Eclipsa, which even if the coup fails still leaves the situatino just as bad as before? No, she tries to co-opt the coup to guide it down a gentler course, give Eclispa her happily ever after, and set the country on a course at least resembling prosperity. Its not about what she wants, its about politics and race relations being depicted quite frankly ridiculously honestly. No sugarcoating, no SJW rainbow hearts, just reality.

Shut up. Shut the fuck up you stupid niggerdicklover. Shut the fuck up and fuck off. Die in a fucking ditch you asshole or do whatever the FUCK you want but if you bitch for one more fucking post, I'm raping the SHIT out of your fucking dog. You fucking vapid cunt.

Yes. Yes they do.

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you forgot your starco picture ,shitposter.

Yeah, that was also pretty weak but I was thinking that what they were going for with Star was that she was so focused on helping out Eclipsa that she wouldn't have had as much time to be away from her and at Butterfly Castle, whereas Moon is closer and has more of an excuse.

But yeah they just as easily have had Star go back to get something for Eclipsa etc. I guess the real problem is whether Mina would see Star as an enemy or not after Monster Bash (though the S3 finale showed Star at least believed she could still get Mina to fight on her side, so...).

I've only been watching this last season because I have to see how it ends. Not as if I'm paying to see it, so might as well complete it. But they've stuffed far too much political bullshit into this show that it's become almost unwatchable.

I watched Star vs. TFoE because it featured a cute blond girl punching bad guys with magical fists made of rainbows and launched narwhals out of her magical wand. The first two seasons and The Battle of Mewni were good magical fun, and the sprinklings of >lore and things to speculate about were nice, too. It's all just so tiresome now.

>Adventure Time
Lore with no direction, the main characters became side characters
>Gravity Falls
Rushed conclusion, made two mcs, but only one had agency while the other was a macguffin/damsel in distress
>Samurai Jack
Deus ex machina, meaningless paradox

Because I still like this show. I still like it as much as I did back in S1. It didn't change quality either upwards nor downwards. It has consistently the same with ups and downs, but still had its moments of genuine intrigue.

All of you sad fucking dumb retards DESERVE your fucking feelings. FEEL BAD you piece of shit. Even better than that! WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING KILL YOURSELF OVER A FUCKING CARTOON ALREADY! That's how you fucks make this shit out to be.

Guess what. The sun will still rise after the show has ended and if you think about FUCKING BITCHING NON FUCKING STOP, DON'T! Because at this point IT'S LITERALLY FUCKNIG WORTHLESS TO DO: You will NEVER influence the show IN ANY FUCKING WAY.

FUCK OFF if you don't like this. Die in a fucknig ditch.

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Hey check this out

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>ITS LE REALITY
>cartoon about magic princesses and monsters

Go outside, edgelord.

But mate, Eclipsa just had her official coronation and was getting ready to buckle down with her king and their princess daughter. Without Moon's devastatingly bad attempt to be grandmaster planner behind the scenes, Eclipsa would have utterly destroyed the lone Mina and her super suit, rather than being outgunned by hundreds of super suits. Relations have been steadily getting better, with the younger ones leading the way. If Moon had fucked off and stayed in her forest kingdom, none of this would be happening.

>fucknig
Freudian slip?

I call bullshit on Moon doing this for the greater good when she keeps shrugging off the innocent casualties that are a direct result of what she's done. She practically used Globgor's life as a bargaining chip.

I'm fucking done with your depressive mindsets.

Stop being sad. Kill yourself. Honestly.

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How come Star doesn't have perpetually erect nipples and a camel toe?

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No. Genuine anger at emo anons.

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overwikifiles.com/files/Barney_Calhoun/Ba_overhere_sniper.ogg

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>overwatch

Found the zoomer jarcuck. Eat shit nigger, you lost. Take the L and wear it proud. Everything that was shit and negative started with you.

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>show decides to be about race relations and for once its more South Africa/Rhodesia then sugarcoated 'diversity is our strength' shit and you're complaining.

No fuck you.
Mina could have created more soldiers anyway, the coup was happenning regardless. Even if Mina didn't do the, the High Commission would. Forces against Eclipsa still desperately wanted her gone and the kingdom still worshipped the ground Moon walked on. Her options were co-opt the coup, let it happen, or try to put it down which does nothing for the core issue that Eclipsa even here was deferring to Moon because she isn't a leader. At all. No matter how popular she gets, she can't govern for shit. I assume Globgor can, but Mewni under the Monster King is its own bag of worms.
She literally says its for the greater good in the episode.

>show decides to be about race relations and for once its more South Africa/Rhodesia then sugarcoated 'diversity is our strength' shit and you're complaining.

It is abount monsters, and pampered humans who can't grow corn and say whacky things.

Shut the fuck up.

Who could have ever guessed the character based on the creator and the other character based on her husband would ever end up together?

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>the greater good

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>>overwatch

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A very small portion of the fandom didn't guess right. And now they're all angry.

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>waah why isn't it silly slice of life anymore

In the end, who's leaving the show as a dyke?

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>there is no middle ground between silly slice of life and "no actually this is about the afrikanese or what the fuck evere"

(You)

I actually just recently watched gravity falls for the first time and I gotta say, the ending genuinely made me depressed.

>She literally says its for the greater good in the episode.
I know, what I mean is looking at all the damages she's done, that rings hollow. She won't even take responsibility for the lives she's endangered.
>I never intended for it to turn out like this!
>I stopped Mina from doing far worse!
>You know how overeager Mina can get!

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I'm not a Jarco shipper. Marco is a retarded muttspic who gravitates between tolerable and spergy beta-onions character. You're just embarrassing yourself if you self insert into him.

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No, it's because she spent a weekend in the Realm of Magic. Moon shouted it like a mad woman when Star confronted her.

Also the moment Globgor step in as king everything went great, Mewni looks better than ever and the villagers in New Monster Town are medium-high class.

Moon's greater good is to return to the shithole we saw when the Diaz family visited. Even River agrees their lives are better out of the throne and supports his bro.

Moral of the story? Queens are way too emotionsl to rule shit because they get upset over everything and overreact.
Kings, on the other side, see the whole picture and actualy think about what the people need and fairness.

Matriarchy doesn't work.
River and Globgor should rule together.

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She's right though. Mina was going to slaughter all monsters to get rid of Eclipsa. The best way to control the opposition was to lead it herself.
Hey the whole monster race analogy has been here since Season 1. My point was if they're going to do it it at least beats the shit out of most shows which are just 'le evil racists are mean'.

Elaborate how Mina could create more Solarian warriors by herself. The MHC is corrupt, but none of them have the ability to do the kind of magic that Moon and Solaria did, which goes back to Moon being the central cause of the level of this fuck up. Star and her friends were willing to stop hostile forces on their own, so if the forest mewmans did actually try a non-moon steroid invasion, they would most likely get beat down, since they would not have had magical aid from a certain somebody. If Star knew what Moon was doing before the invasion, there would have been an actual mom/daughter butterfly fight over the matter, outside of the skirmish at the temple.

>And now they're all angry.
They’re upset at how fast Star moved on from Tom, and can’t accept the fact that her relationship with him was shallow as a puddle

>I'm not a Jarco shipper
Yeah uh-huh and S2 probably isn't your favourite either. It's not like you jumped to a literal who character just because your other favourite lost face heavily.

>Marco is a retarded muttspic who gravitates between tolerable and spergy beta-onions character.
>You're just embarrassing yourself if you self insert into him.
Sounds like you were self-inserting as him originally. And then got salty when Marco made teenage mistakes. I never self-inserted as him because I watched the show for his relationship with Star and not himself. I'm not even remotely like Marco in any sense and at times he somewhat frustrated me even.

The purpose of the Earth episodes was to set up the end of Marco's character arc where he goes back to Earth after magic is destroyed and ends up with Janna. The Janna cameos set up her own character arc to complement Marco's, and Jackie being gay was to close off the only other Earth girl.

This show started out so strong. How did it turn to shit?

I don't know how but I imagine they could find a way, the MHC especially could probably do it. The point is that a coup or civil war was inevitable by this point because the country was starving and falling apart. Every depiction of Mewni this season has depicted the country as falling apart and Eclipsa as a bad ruler, regardless of whether she was a bad person.

Moon was the only competent person who could have handled the situation without Mina Loveberry's final solution.

I was talking to someone else about Slayers and all you did was barge into the conversation and start autistically screeching about Jarco for some reason because apparently your dumb ass thinks that only Jackie shippers enjoyed seasons 1-2? But I guess the jokes on me if I'm wasting my time arguing with the likes of this racial mystery meat at 1 in the morning.

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>her relationship with him was shallow as a puddle

I wouldn't say that. Small grievences and annoyances always existed between them, and judging from what happened at the Silver Bell Ball they got together initially because of momentary passionate feelings. That kinda... slowly fizzled out. It happens.

But despite this it seems that Tom wants to be friendly with both Star and Marco and he has learned and matured a lot, he knows how to control his anger much better now. He leaves looking forward to his own future and doesn't resent Star nor Marco. He's just realizing what everybody else already had: that these two bastards are cosmically inseparable.

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>racial mystery meat
Now that's something.

> the jokes on me
It's absolutely on you buddy. You kept around this fucking show even though you fucking hated it. Every bit of suffering you endured are more than well deserved.

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*ahem*

FUCK MOON

FUCK MAGIC

AND THE FUCK THE UNIVERSE!

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Wait, why does Star wanna destroy magic?

ORANGE GOO BAD

BLACK GOO RIGHT ALL ALONG

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I WILL SUBVERT YOUR EXPECTATIONS

BY RAPING YOUR DOG

Nefcy getting blackmailed into letting Mrs. College Lesbian with a STD come on board.

Nefcy trying to add deep lore, which she did manage with the Book of Spells and all the queens backstories, but she can’t make a long term story for shit and it shows. She should have stuck with the Slice of Life aspect.

>She should have stuck with the Slice of Life aspect.

Fuck you SOL loving weeb nigger.

It’s not even that I like slice of life shit it’s just that the show was better off with that format.

too much focus on shipping drama and will she won't she bullshit while the main story get's sidelined for teen angst.

The people in Eclipsa's kingdom were shown doing okay, up until Super suit destruction. Where is this starving and falling apart kingdom shit coming from? Imagining the MHC can asspull Solaria's steroid spell isn't the same as them actually being able to do it. Glossaryck gave then control of certain parts of magic, and I'm not sure how something like Hekapoo's ability to make portal scissors or Rhombulus's crystal making would be able to do what Moon did.

it's a solarian larper your not going to get an honest convo out of one desu. just biased shitposting and race war meme's.

I wish we’d have gotten animated adaptions of some of the queens stories. Dirhhennia apparently being charismatic and content with the simple things in life while her “perfect” sister had to put up a facade to keep everyone in line and could never find real happiness is honestly fascinating.

I was just gonna say that Marco was the one who took the photo, but this is a good idea too

I just want to know what is considered to be magic since Demons are a legit thing in Mewni.
Are their powers magic? Or just part of being a demon?
Would destroying magic condemn the demon race?

So Star becomes pic related without the hate boner autismo? BASED

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Demons are said to actually be a monster race along with the Ponyheads according to Jhustin chapter. It seems most of their abilities are magic as well.

Well let's hope their resistance to lava isn't magic.

How is it not?
Are you fucking retarded not to know /svtfoe/ is /pol/-incarnate?

>Star is about to destroy the well
>Suddenly Meteora comes floating in and plops herself into the magic waters.
>Rises up older with large butterfly wings.
>”Sorry Star. This well is under new management.”

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You're giving Star and Tom's relationship too much credit.

Oh wait, I'm now imagining the Ponyhead race being unable to float around because that ability was magic based.
nice

6. Because Marco has used the wand, and it transformed into his own, the machine is working on a Marco tapestry. creds to And/or
7. None of the wand-holder's tapestries have their husbands except Eclipsa, cause that was kind of what she was known for.

>Where is this starving and falling apart kingdom shit coming from?

Funny enough, the only time we've seen Mewni like that is with Moon ruling (pic and episode very related), and even River admits they are happier with them as civilians. They are not cut off for ruling prosperous kingdoms, just shitholes.

All Mewmans in Monster Town live infinitely better than in old Mewni and there is space for everybody to continue building.

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I think the point is, he didn't use a spell. And besides, star can do it too, because she made the first born. It's not something special, it's just something you can do when you have access to raw magic.

I don't know how anyone thought Jarco would actually last... I mean literally the episode after Bon Bon, when they officially became a couple he started ignoring Jackie while they were on the phone. He finally was dating the person he had a crush on since elementary school or whatever, but couldn't be bothered to even talk to her. He preferred to spend his time with Star, it should have been obvious to anyone paying any attention.

Sorry, wrong pic

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magic being limited too "spells only x people know" kinda gets thrown out the fucking window when star just makes shit up wandless and on the fly desu. like i'm pretty sure i'd remember star throwing a giant rainbow whale at someone.

It’s gonna be revealed that Moon suddenly got affected with the dark magic isn’t it? I mean, she explicitly told Mina that she wanted nothing to do with the Solarian revival plan. It’s not like anyone else was around to hear it so her suddenly changing her mind seems very out of place.

Apparently that’s Star’s talent, she can make “creative” spells, but has a lot of trouble with fundamentals. Ordinarily you could say that this makes her bad with magic, but the show presents Star as being too awesome to follow the rules and that she gets along just fine while breaking all the rules because she’s super awesome.

This also plays into the show’s other big fallacy, that the strongest person is right if they can overpower any opposition. They don’t have to make an argument for their position or answer questions, they just need to punch really hard.

VILE SORCERIES

When's the finale? Next weekend?

yes

Yup and this shitshow of a season and what could have been a great show will finally be over.

More like Mina and the villagers tricked her into believing she could undo the spell easily and Moon got herself power hungry.

It's as Star said, you must be retarded to trust Mina, who is only loyal to a corpse.

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>Watches recent game of thrones episode
god damn I'm too used to this cartoony cutesy shit that caught me off guard.

There have been zero (0) examples of fit leaders in this show.

Literally nobody is good at their job.

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Every fucking cartoon fails because the writers bite off way more than they can chew when it comes to everything from the lore, worldbuilding, to romance. It's like everyone forgot the rule "Keep It Simple, Stupid."

Seth, Globgor and Toffee are fit.

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>This show started out so strong
No it didnt. The first season sucked shit until Toffee appeared.

We're never fucking shown Eclipsa doing some actual ruling or decision making. Just that thinks miraculously look okay for no reason with any actual work being done yet we're suppose to believe she's a good leader now?
Hilariously enough people still followed Moon despite the conditions of the Kingdom so stop presenting as evidence since it doesn't mean anything.

It hurts thinking back to all the threads from when Storm the Castle aired. So much theorizing, untainted "CUTE AND PERFECT," optimism, stuff like that

>evidence doesn't count when i say it does
>eclipsa was the one who took authority to free her dissenters while star had planned to keep them in chains and force info out of them
solarian worshipers

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Why is Star so loyal to Eclipsa?

>evidence doesn't count when i say it does
What evidence? The show doesn't actually protray Eclipsa as a good leader at no point yet we're suppose to belueve the current outlook is because of her? How is that different from you using the same old picture disproving Moon as a good leader despite the show telling and showing otherwise? You Elcipsa worshippers are pathetic and most of the bad writing decisions thus season suffered from was because if her abd Globgor.

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I was bored

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Because he is the real hero of the show.

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>evidence
We're never shown Eclipsa doing anything that proves she's a good later only told just like we're told Globgor is a vegetarian who did nothing wrong. Just like we're told Rhomulas released him and how we're told Moon teamed up with Mina. The show goes out of its way to tell us without showing any of it hence why its a shitshow and why Monster worshippers exist.

>belueve
*believe

not even the person who posted the picture but nice attempt at twisting narrative cultist.

Twisting what? You're the dumbass following the awful writing rather than thinking for yourself hence why Eclipsafags exist.

>dude my head cannon that denies the state of the kingdom matters more than events that actually happened
no more (you)'s after this cultist

>If the writers said she's a good leader without showing it then it must be true
Eclipsafags....

>What evidence?

The cleaner and wealthier image of the capital, her being open to discussion and forgiving towards those who still didn't trust her, soldiers being willing to die for her while Moon got betrayed by the people in her village, she giving the people of Mewni free choice of election regarding important matters, her assistants are representatives of the people and not the MHC (who only care about themselves)

Sorry user, but while EVERYBODY in New Monster Town love Eclipsa and Globgor, Moon got backstabbed by the bunch of ingrate losers she took in because they prefer to follow a corpse before her.
They swore loyalty to Solaria, not her... literaly nobody really wanted Moon they were using her.

Meanwhile, those who swore loyalty to Eclipsa remain by her side.

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>The cleaner and wealthier image of the capital
Never shown how this is done.

>her being open to discussion and forgiving towards those who still didn't trust her.
Also never shown.
>soldiers being willing to die for her
Never given a actual reason to.

>she giving the people of Mewni free choice of election regarding important matters,
That was Star
>Sorry user, but while EVERYBODY in New Monster Town love Eclipsa and Globgor
Because the writers say so. They haven't done anything to earn such affection other than bad writing and the people being idiots.

Everyone's actually upset because every other fucking shitty ship in this show got more screentime than the best and most obvious pairing that only gets an episode and a half of content

I think she had reason to want the throne back and lament over how the kingdom she had spent her whole life building up seemed to have fallen apart in a few weeks, but turning around and creating an army of Solarian Warriors and recruiting Mina after she turned her down the first time feels like a complete 180 on her part.

>create not!Trump
>do nothing with him

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Even Star Vs. has its limits, I guess.

So why waste time on it to begin with

>>She gets this because she's pissed off and throwing a tantrum. She even says this herself, "My tantrum was right!"
I like how you think the ending has been telegraphed so blatantly

Do you honestly fucking think, that just because Star and Marco spent an episode and a half being lovebirds, that that was ALL the substance of starco and NOTHING else? What a fucking retard.

>more screentime
What the fuck do you think the rest of the show was about? They constantly showed off that LITERALLY NO MATTER THEIR CIRCUMSTANCES, they will ALWAYS be connected and their relationship will always be positive, and that, in the end, they find each other no matter what happens.

The entire fucking show centered this concept. Everything. You can't comprehend the fundamentals of this show.

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>Show ends with them separated by lack of magic
Turns out SvtFoE is the longest divorce set up in the history of ever.

>Never shown how this is done.
Literaly shown in the first episode when Eclipsa introduces Star to her transition team. A squad of highly educated citizens in charge of the contruction of the town.

>Also never shown.
Yada Yada Berries. She frees the villagers Star has imprisoned because she thinks they are in their right to reject change.
Of course, mewmans are morrons and leave without talking to her.

>Never given a actual reason to.
Same reason as Archibald, she is shown to be close to the knights and they feel confident around her to talk about their problems (Knight Switch), she is also incorporating new capable soldiers who integrate quickly (the giraffe and the septarian went through the squire phase in no time and the other knights trust them)

>That was Star
Star is tiranic. Eclipsa is the one who asked the kingdom to decide democraticaly what to do with Globgor and they stated they'd never been asked before for their opinion with Moon.

>Because the writers say so. They haven't done anything to earn such affection other than bad writing and the people being idiots.
All of the above plus Star making clear in Doop Doop that things were going great with Globgor as king.

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The problem is unironically Jews and women. Get rid of those in the industry and everything becomes good again.

Dany did nothing wrong though. They refused to surrender before the gates were breached. Once the gates are breached, then King's Landing (or whatever fortification you just conquered) becomes yours. And you need to punish disobedience.

Reminder that Mina's army has terminaly injured three heirs of the main kingdoms and most likely Penelope got the worst part for being a "monster smoocher"

Literaly no kingdom is going to support Moon anymore. The huge retard has assured Eclipsa's/Globgor's popularity with this shitty decition... of course, Eclipsa will save her ass by clarifying she aided fixing the mess but this got way out of hand.

River is way smarter than her.

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But if you want to take something because it's valuable in its own right, why would you then destroy it?

>Literaly shown
Never shown you fucking liar.

>She frees the villagers Star has imprisoned because she thinks they are in their right to reject change.
Not for the teasons you spouted.

>Same reason as Archibald, she is shown to be close to the knights and they feel confident around her to talk about their problems (Knight Switch), she is also incorporating new capable soldiers who integrate quickly
Pure fanfiction. Also never shown.

>Eclipsa is the one who asked the kingdom to decide democraticaly what to do with Globgor and they stated they'd never been asked before for their opinion with Moon.
Also wrong. She was busy reading minds behind Star's back and trying to free her hubby none of the bullshit you spouted.

>All of the above plus Star making clear in Doop Doop that things were going great with Globgor as king.
Because the writers say so not that we're actually shown.

So from this post we're shown that all Elcipsafags are liars and don't watch the show.

What the fuck are you smoking? I don't even like Eclipsa that much and everything user said happened on-panel.

>"It's all thanks to my transition team. I would be lost without them" (Camera focuses on two of the members, who are well educated septarians)

>Marco, one of the squires, asks Eclipsa constantly about romantic issues.

>The monster knights are shown in the first episode and are fuly integrated in Knight Swift.

Etc...

Shit you are even denying the election part:

>"What do we do?" (About Globgor)
>"Perhaps THEY should decide" (Eclipsa points at the audience)
>"You want US to choose?" (Clearly confused because they've never been asked for their opinion)
>"But this is a monarchy, not a democracy!"

Eclipsa has introduced democratic values to the kingdom. It's a fact.

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Is Star going to get help from Toffee next episode?

Maybe? He did want to destroy the realm of magic from the beginning and this could still be a part of his plan. I'm not convinced at all however, that Star would want to destroy all magic without thinking of the consequences. Or am I giving her too much credit?

Too much credit.

>I don't even like Eclipsa that much and everything user said happened on-panel.
Nope. All that shit happened off screen dipshit.


>Eclipsa has introduced democratic values to the kingdom. It's a fact.
Wrong again Eclipsafag

Wait, what?
Fuck, I think I lost that scene. Pic, please.

Underrated post.

Nah, Toffee prefers to judge her from the tapestry.

But does that mean that Comet has to deal with Toffee troll actitude for all eternity? That's fucked up

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>I hope nefcy gets mailed packages filled with feces and roadkill after this abysmal finale

Can Yea Forums stop treating to harass people, especially BEFORE the thing actually fucking airs

>A bunch of different anons explained the very same scene from Cornonation in which Eclipsa asks the peasants to decide democraticaly.
>They even fucking included the dialogues from the show and episode titles, regarding the topics discussed.
>This retard, who hasn't even watch the show, keeps on denying facts when he can't even show proof of his obvious lies.
>As he has been cornered all left for him is to call everybody Eclipsafag.

Pathetic. I'll post some Toffees to erase your faggotry from this thread

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Hmm, nahhh. However, their hate is misplaced. They should be sending shit to the college lesbian with the STD that blackmailed Nefcy.

Of course not. You have to pick it up first.

Booty

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Why is her ass so deliciously plump

Janna has grown up so much.
The scene between her and Heekapoo's boyfriend before he died was incredible.

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So, any good art yet of Star and Marco porking in the pig goat barn?

>around pies, open your eyes!

Still a Filipino LADYBOY.

Damm! I would go full vegetarian too if I had the chance to tap that ass.

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Wow, this sounds retarded.

Why is she next to that sign if she can't follow her own rules?

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I suppose.

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not a photo, more of an illustration

>When Marco told her off
Which episode was that?

Is nobody going to adress how freaking awesome Eclipsa's Spell with no Name is?

It's the most powerful in the show right now

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It’s a shame they can’t use it to defeat the Solarian army because... uh... violence bad?

Because there's a lot more talking and weaker spells between the actually fun fight scenes.

Based retard who clearly doesn't pay attention. Eclipsa has no proper control over the spell. Once its let loose it flies straight at the target then proceeds to fucking destroy whatever it touches (that includes her if it manages to make a round towards her). Its a double edged sword.

Don’t be stupid. This show has become nothing but loosely connected forced together bullshit being passed off as a story.

>a monster genocide is about to happen
>time is running out
>the spell made to un-solarian them is useless
>the only option left is Eclipsa's spell with no name which she can't use freely, she can't control and would probably destoy half the dimension
There is no other option left. They can't send the warrior anywhere else because they could come back and they would wreck whatever dimension they are sent to, the MHC is too weak and Father Time won't do jack shit.

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because she doesn't want to become queen, and eclipsa is her golden ticket out of becoming one

>cumming from being tickled
Is that a thing?

she's tickling his penis

I like how Eclipsa shows cold-blood in panic and run situations while Moon inmediately acts like a kid trapped in a hole.

The whole billiards scene showed how used Eclipsa is to real fucked up shit in contrast to Moon, who is just a spoiled rich girl with an armor.
She had no idea of what to do until Eclipsa went all in:

>"Listen Moon, as far as I'm concerned there are three options"
>"1, we stay here"
>"2, you give back the wand and I return alone, defeating the whole Solarian army with my Total Anihilation Spell... and destroying part of the dimension in the process"
>"Or 3, you go over there, TALK TO YOUR DAUGHTER, AND ALL 3 OF US GO BACK TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF MINA"

Sorry guys, but out of the three Eclipsa was the only one acting like a queen in the Tabern.

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>showed how used Eclipsa is to real fucked up shit
like what? running away from the kingdom? getting crytallized? getting the throne handed to her just because MUH BLOODLINE?
This bitch sure knows how to play the victim for no reason

I was just asking the same thing in these threads the other day.
I came to the conclusion that I need a new hobby

>getting the throne handed to her just because MUH BLOODLINE?
That's how royalty works user.

This is why I still come to these threads

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I mean Star's decision

>"How can you be so calmed in a situation like this?"
>"Because my whole life has been a situation like this"

Mewmans hated Solaria and attempted to murder her and Eclipsa every day (Yada Yada Berries). She grew used to the hatred and destruction that surrounded her mother's world and being able to read minds didn't help either.

She only found comfort in Globgor, yet remained loyal to her duties until the situation was literaly unbearable and marriage seemed like the only option to save everybody.

Eclipsa understands better than anybody how certain decitions backfire and that's why she wants Moon to wake up. She has more reasons to hate Moon than anyone in that tabern but knows that putting the blame on an already beaten horse solves nothing.

Just like in Battle for Mewni, Moon is the coward who needs from another person to move from safety. Hell she was about to go for the second option so she didn't have to leave, until Eclipsa pointed out the third is the best route.

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Yep. Star's cuddling insticts kicked in hard. The sex itself was probably a minute tops but was definitely intense. Also, Moon and Eclipsa DEFINITELY knew what was going on, teenagers aren't subtle. I imagine Moon was thinking, 'well, we could all be dead soon, let them have a little fun?'

it's going to be a dumb "you destroyed it all, but your love planted a seed for a NEW source of magic so everything is saved yet the evil is defeated". Lots of shitty animay do this every season, the sacrifice that end up destroying nothing. Fuck I'm pretty sure at least one season of Sailor had this.

>Mewmans hated Solaria and attempted to murder her and Eclipsa every day
where do you get this shit from??

Imagine "feeling like that the whole time" and still banging all those girls. Then again, I'm supposed to believe he loved her even when he was definitely tempted to stay in Heka's dimension or clearly happy with Kelly and just ended offscreen for the sake of the ship.

Yea it’s almost like this shit should have happened late last season instead.

It’s an over the clothes handy.

Oh it definitely should have. Guess they couldn't manage a 4th season after all, eh?

Proof of Tom becoming gay, or it will NEVER happen.

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Mewberty Slug Star lives!

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I guess this justifies all her black magics. Star and Moon can go on about how icky it is to read or erase minds but with constant warfare and assassination attempts it only makes sense that her magic is geared towards self preservation.

its almost like teenagers are rarely honest with themselves or even fully aware of what they actually want
wow

Hello tumblr

>t-theyre just teenagers
the most pathetic defense of characters being inconsistent or retarded in this show

I want Jenna to have a redemption arc.

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Kek

she was sweet as fuck in the last episode, only character I still care about at this point

Better than "I leave my friends here to die so I can go fuck my new boyfriend in a fucking barn" Star

you're just mad because you hate teenagers

Dumb meme.

>you're just mad because you are normal
uh.. ok?

.....What's the term?
>....Word...m8

Did anyone rip Cleaved yet tho?

It's odd how this argument turned out. Both of you ignored the fact that Eclipsa allowed mewmans to be forcefully removed from their homes near the monster temple to make room for monsters who already had homes in their village. This after the Mewmans original homes around the castle were destroyed by monsters with the inevitable death toll that entails. That's where Mina gets her recruits. From the dissatisfied masses.

Eclipsa only demonstrates that she doesn't care, and the sound bites and out of character writing for Eclipsa, Star, and Moon don't really change facts. You never see Mewmans stomping around monster villages, intent on destruction, but that giant spider had to be driven off by Solaria.

it still has at least one season coming AND a full on movie.

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It's almost like character development is a thing.

I've never cared for Star in the first place, I've seen myself in Jenna really.

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He should go gay at this point. Both Star AND Janna left him to rot in the magic dimension and not once asked, "hey where's Tom?"

TFW you've seen pornos that start like this.

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She is gonna destroy magic, cry a lot about Marco, and then end up on Earth because mewmans are actually human

Or, Tom's already found a nice demon chick.

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All they have to do is use a transformation spell and turn the monsters into Mewmans. Then Mina would have nothing to do but go home.

Alternatively, dimensional scissors. Just drop them off in another universe and shut down the portals with the MHC. Either the monsters or the Solarian Warriors would work.

I bet they secretly used to be other people she decided would be better as her clones

or simply use Eclipsa's annihilation spell again

Or evacuate the zone and use:
a) Yada-yada berries
b) Trap them in the neverzone and Hekapoo close the gate to that dimension. She can be bribed by getting away of crimes or give her Marco's cock for one night every week.

>Globgor isn't going to die
fuck this shit

Once a monster always a monster

That man's a father after all

>All they have to do is use a transformation spell and turn the monsters into Mewmans.
considering modern politics trends, they should change all mewnians into monsters instead. I mean, the show made so much effort to show us how their society is peaceful and how humans are treacherous and untrustworthy.

And yet if they did nobody would be interested on the show to begin with

TV is shit for satisfactory endings

I think user is talking about Yada Yada Berries (Eclipsa mentions that is normal for a queen to be the target of assasination attempts from her people every day) and Pizza Party (Mewmans think Solaria isn't doing her job and that her anti-monster crusade is unnecesary and stupid... only Mina, the village's loser believed in her)

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Maybe Star realizes that and it's why Marco has the wand. He's not a royal and may have way better ideas on how to use magic the right way.

True, but you can't blame the show itself for doing what it set out to do since day 1. At that point that's your own fault.

You know, if Globgor can be forgiven for eating Mewmans, I think Mina can be forgiven for shoving monsters off a cliff.

its not going to end with the death of magic
its going to end with Eclipsa abdicating the throne, dismantling the monarchy entirely, and holding a general election.
Ludo wins the election and becomes president of Mewni, and receives the wand as a symbol of office

>NONONON I AM THE ORACLE THIS WOULD HAPPEN
you don't know, fuck off.

That's an excuse used by writers who can't write good endings.

The premise was simply too binary. Both parties (Jack & Aku) were too overpowered. Aku couldn't fight Jack because he had the magic sword and Jack couldn't beat Aku because he kept running away.
The time travel attempts, too. A single victory on Jack's part meant the end of the series so there was never any progress. Just a bunch of failures and going back to status quo.

Then Mina would kill everyone.
Even if you can accept two genocides, does Mina really deserve such baggage?

Imagine trying to give somebody else life advice while being completely incapable of empathy.

>just do.. d.. be happy, that's simple

empathy doesn't exist, it's just emotional manipulation.

I always thought it was funny how the people behind this show seem to be liberals who support gun control, but they give the main character a wand which is more powerful than any 'assault rifle'. Well, give them credit. They decided to be consistent and get rid of this dangerous force called magic, which is more dangerous than any gun. It gets rid of the only thing that made the show fun and interesting and will probably make a lot of children cry, but oh well.

But that kind of format works when you're going for an episodic show. Its a great setup for all kinds of good stories as the show proved. It's no coincidence that Jack was significantly weakened and lost his sword the moment the show shifted to be more story oriented until the final moment.

mewmans are fantasy southerners, of course their princess has a gun

Sorry about your shit childhood. Mine was probably worse but it didn't cripple me.

Wow, that guy is grabbin his dick as if its trying to run away

All this last minute character development was setting up for when Star tearfully asks Janna to take care of Marco for her, leading into Manna end

You know that Marco left and never thought about Tom too, right? Also Janna has pretty blatantly never given a shit about Tom, and Star only when she's "supposed to"

I don't blame Moon too much. It's clear Earth didn't send their best and brightest to colonize.

literally her only scene of her not being normal janna.

Star has to go back to the Magical Realm to destroy it. She'll retrieve Tom then.

Oh look, more bad writing. What a surprise.

Isn't it like still flying out there?

Magic Australia.

>Democracy good
Found the retard.

Janna also had that one scene where Marco yelled at her causing her to break down and admit that she just tries to act tough but deep down she's incredibly freaked out about blacking out and waking up on Mewni

Don't blame her, blame cotugno

It'll hit Ludo.

Teen Titans ending with Star as Beast Boy would have so many feels.

Fuck Marco

so, is there any way this last episode can fix the show? Or has it been fucked with beyond repair.

It can, but they've got a lot to do in 22 minutes, I don't see how it's possible without some sort of deus ex machina/giant reset button.

SU had 44 minutes and still felt rushed. Star VS is going to fire itself into a brick wall at this rate.

Probably not, they had half a season and things were rushed and clumsy. 22 minutes just isn't enough time.

Any bets on "The real magic was the friends we made along the way"?

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Gravity Falls needed double that to even come close to feeling wrapped up.

More like, "the real forces of evil were racism and bigotry all along!"

That didn't stop Toffee from being a fantastic finale

Marco doesn't recognize Star then runs off because he's late for his date with Janna

Best ending

So, if all magic is destroyed does that mean Meteora would age back to when she was old and shit?

God this show is fucked.

she never would have become that old without magic, she would simply turn to dust

>M-mom I don't feel so good.

that's a shitpost made by retards trying to blame a single director, while knowing jack fucking shit about cartoon production and desperately trying to spin more Reeeee libtards narrative , i mean seriously, cartoons having multiple directors is entry level knowledge.

MAGIC IS AN ABOMINATION

If Star does get rid of all magic and Meteroa doesn't turn to dust I'm going to call out Nefcy on Twitter.

Except it wasn't and also didn't have an additional 2 seasons' worth of plot threads.

Dohhhhh nice one.

So, Starco is now canon. Finally after all the shipping mess this show had, the shippers are now happy. Why it took the writers so long to make it canon?

To keep the Starcofags watching till the end.

That doesn't make any sense. Nefcy would laugh at you.

Black Velvet Inferno erased 300 years of life but couldn't handle the remaining as Meteora herself is too powerful.
So baby Meteora remained unnafected and only Heinous dissapeared, as proven in the Neverzone episode.

I think it will just stop everybody from using magic, but won't affect its results. So Mina will continue living (for example) without being able to release the Solarian Sword.

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The premise is that the people we've met along Jack's journey is they get to live in a world where they don't need to adapt to literal evil everywhere. The scotsman is probably happy and raising his 40 daughters on a nice field instead of having to fight everyday.

Makes sense.

I remember leaving a comment ages ago on a Star rant video literally spelling out that Star/Marco will be endgame no matter the circumstance because of the obvious inspirations behind their characters that being they're both based on the creator (Star) and her husband (Marco). I seriously thought most people would know by now, especially the daft tumblr fans that they're basically watching Daron make out with her husband in the form of a cartoon. Makes me wonder if Tom was some kind of ex-boyfriend in Daron's past...

I'm watching the tavern episode and Meteora is clearly in Eclipsa's hands in the tapestry.
Glossaryck also points out he is the only one dying, so it won't affect Mina either out of being able to fly and shit.

So is right.

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>Glossaryk's entire keikaku has been to get himself killed
6D chess

Moon deserves an apology from the writers for fucking her up.

>To keep the Starcofags watching till the end.

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Lol fuck off retard you know what I meant. Obviously yeah we got them growing and maturing together. We got every part of the pre relationship but the wholesome cute parts of an actual relationship,we won't get now.

So....No end boss fight?

How come eveybody in the grandma room was so scared of Star?

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Because she's incredibly powerful

Their existence hinges on magic