OH THAT’S THAT GOOD SHIT!

OH THAT’S THAT GOOD SHIT!

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shame the same can't be said for the season itself.

yet not as good

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This one unironically has more soul than this

>running off while your friends are literally dying

IT'S OVER! THIS BECAME CANON! STARCO WINS!

soul, but no lust

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>That jacket pull
Star is officially the dom

I legit cant tell if this is fanart or an actual scene from the show

From the beginning we all knew it would win. Wishful thinking made us deny it

THEY HOOK UP IN A FUCKING BARN AYYLMAO

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It's real, but it's like the animators tried to reflect the same linework as the animatics reflected

I like it better and related to her when Star was a cuck. Now she's a basic Stacy. Fuck this shit.

haha imagine if star lifted the barn and dropped it at mina

>shitting on barns
look at this city slicker

>tfw you will never be in a Cute and Perfect relationship as Marco and Star

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NOW HIM BEING HERE THEN TEARING HIMSELF OUT MADE SENSE
FUCK YOU

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It's a religious reference. It's the birthplace of their love, which will save the world form sin.

Don't worry, they are the backstabby kind
How can they save the world from sin when they are the sin

>Star abandoned AGAIN the kingdom for Marco
can we have a third time but permanently?

It was spicy

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Kinda cute. I don't watch the show but I hope you guys get a half-decent finale.

Exactly. It's modeled like a Greek tragedy, but with Christian motifs

I wish we would too...

well, is a cute moment.

>half-decent finale
It may just go from the full shit to the half shit.

>tumblr filename

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Season 4 could’ve been evaded if Star didn’t make Eclipsa... meaning this entire shitshow could’ve been evaded.

This is making more annoyed than it should.

So is Marco dead or what? I didn't watch the episode.

>spent time since S1 building a relationship with Marco
>a genuine relationship between deep friends rather than financial, social status, and physical reasons

I don’t think that’s what a Stacy is. Maybe a Starry eyed art student, but not a Stacy.

Yea Forums is pretty much tumblr man

THAT FUCKING TOUCH LADS!

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is pic related a nine inch nails refence?

>shipping the show

For you all who didn’t get to see it so you guys don’t you make bad predictions off of inaccurate descriptions.

twitch.tv/videos/423801602

SURPRISE

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Bro how have you not seen Blade Runner? Shit’s a cultural icon.

damn now i remember

>Having to go through Jarco, Tomstar, and Kellyco before getting to the most obvious ship since day one
>Having Jackie pull a "I want you to be happy so I'll conventicle break up with you so you don't have to deal with being a shitty boyfriend" then disappearing for several season before returning with a girlfriend so we don't have to think about her emotional fallout
>Having whole seasons of Tomstar before conveniently breaking up just before the finale
>Kellyco breaking up off screen
>Only getting together 3 episodes before the finale
There's slow burn and then there's leaving it on the stove until it's soggy mush.

What was he right about? I don't really remember what he was on about

But I remember everything

When you’re dealing with what’s essentially grits with seasoning on it, it’ll be a mush regardless.

Like the Flying Dutchman Starco rose from the depths and was unstoppable

He made like a two second cameo from a portrait. But yes he was (or not). Endgame is Star either deletes, absorbs, or hard resets magic.

Fuck this fees like a ME3 ending choice but you only get one ending.

Not gonna lie as a Starco fan from day on this shit has been painful. All this just so they break it off in the next episode. It hurts so much lads

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Did they have sex?

Eh not worth it in the end

She’s gonna find a way to make it right. It’s a Disney show afterall.

They won't break it off you stupid bandwagon rider

I think we've had shows have bittersweet endings though and this could be one of those.

Well she was leaning on Marco when they came out of the barn

You're lucky it wasn't the very last episode

Congrats, Starcofriends. You successfully fended off the tumblrfags from tainting your ship.

As a fubblefag I am happy one OG ship survived until the end.

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Starco is not a sure endgame though

I'll take low and slow over hot and fast any day.

The mighty Starco took heavy fire but in the end we prevailed

Yeah but they wouldn’t break off a relationship that was developing since S1...

Would they?

Has there ever been a show out there that ended in a worse way? Because I think it has happened before.

This is Nefcy not Genndy

O MY AKU POWERS

In Samurai Jack the girl died in the end. They could easily have Marco have no recollection of his adventures with Star once this is over.

Are the latest episodes any good? I stopped watching after the Cotugno blackmail scandal leaked.

>after the Cotugno blackmail scandal leaked
What happened there?

I've been out of the series and Yea Forums in general for a while. What blackmail drama? Was it like the Voltron klance blackmail? Apparently it's forbidden to talk about it here so any pointers to look for it would be great.

See and judge for thyself.

Isn't Marco like 30? Mentally I mean.

Conspiracyfags say Nefcy cucked or cheated someone. No solid proof of it though.

He wanted to destroy magic because it's only ever used as a tool of oppression and/or by people unfit to wield it

Because you are not in a cartoon for children.

There was no blackmail scandal. Some anons on Yea Forums really hate the direction the show went in and want insist that Cotungo blackmailed the show's creator.

That would explain his high school diploma he got like two three years early.

And?

I remember him staying being to rebuild some sort of temple and he came back rambling something. I expect him to be older now.

Mentally he's like 11

gunna be spanking meat to star
wish me luck

>not Mina

>tfw you will never be in a relationship
You could’ve stopped there.

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I was legit interested when I thought it was going to short-circuit the obvious female lead x male lead ship when Jackie was such a good match for Marco but then it just disappeared like it was never there.

Lame hackwork.

Mina has a criminally low amount of porn

Star’s tapestry was essentially a giant “fuck you” with the two things she hates, Marco not existing (dead) and her fate to destroy magic.

Tom, who let you out of the shed?

Chances are she's gonna tell fate to fuck off just so she can be with her BOYFRIEND MARCO

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No one cares about bootleg Kale.

MARCO WAS LITERALLY RAPED

Christ what was even the point of the whole Ludo and Toffee plot? Feels like ages ago

Can't rape the willing user

Lizard Bateman

Have you seen the ep? He gave affirmative consent. Like literally said “yes.”

That was the original plot of the show until they were unexpectedly renewed for 2 more seasons mid-season 2 and had to scramble for a new plotline

It ain't rape if he enjoyed it
Though we all know Star will rape him one day by forcing him into sex when he isn't ready

Its also a callback to the "Marco raped Star" meme from Booth Buddies last year

Wait people said that?

It's rape if he doesn't reveal that he is trans before kissing.

"I'm going to do it Marco, I'm going to say the N word"

"Star no!"

SJWs aren't people though

EVERYBODY LOVES SOMEBODY SOMETIMES

Area is ringing the pink bell

youtube.com/watch?v=M26wmKY-e3I

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>NUT INSIDE MY WOMB

Starco is one of those things I wanted to happen but the entire show kind of made me not enjoy it as much as I should. Goddamn it.

porn for years, based

>Area is ringing the pink bell
Area is a pure girl, she doesn't masturbate.

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>The feeling of their romance developing was fun
>Star being a jealous moody girl was both cute and interesting
>Then Tom came back

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Her rendition of Starco was so much better than what they’ve don in canon.

*sexual assault
Rape is if there is forceable insertion of the genitals into/onto another.

Shame it ended

>Watched last episode
>Caption: I don't feel so good

>when you need your boy toy so bad that you twist fate

She’s gonna be the magic ain’t she?

even without magic- can Marco still use his scissors?
oh wait- they're also magic

Can some good user tell me about how and when Marco give Star the consent to kiss?

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WHY IS EVERYTHING MAGIC

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Aye lads, the Starco ship has taken a many beatings, but year after year she stays afloat.

More like jackhammering the pink bell.

>thinking Starco is "cute and perfect"

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Thankfully that will happen in the final episode

That was the intended purpose. The final season has been about choice vs fate, so having the final conflict be Marco's fated death is fitting for a show that began with Star meeting Marco.

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Star wasn't even crowned as a queen when she gave the wand to Eclipsa. Star was a temporary regent for Moon's absence. Star crossed her authority.

YOU SON OF A BITCH! *cans.wav*

Him not being in the tapestry isn't about him dying, Glossaryck said he'd just be returning to Earth.

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She literally says
"Can we kiss" And his exact response was "please"

the laziest ship ever. the payoff was weak and was hoping to give the show praise if it could prove you can be best friends without it having to turn in to a relationship, guess I was wrong.

t. seething Jarcuck

Here we go again!

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>missing a literal who

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Tom is a cuck. They literally abandoned him

Glossarryck said he didn't exist anymore. Also pic related.

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When she goes to the Realm of Magic to slaughter all the suffering baby unicorns and turn them into green mush, she will find Tom there still in his seat belt.

At least put a pic like that in a spoiler you fuckwad.

No he doesn't, he said himself won't exist anymore. About Marco he said
>The magic will put him back where he belongs.
and Star replies with
>On Earth...

Magic wounds Marco, Star has to destroy magic to save Marco, Star & Marco get separated forever due to magic no longer existing.
Of-fucking-course.

Gonna have to pick #3. Sorry, dwarves, but I only care about humans and elves.

>Marco awakens his magic and saves mewni because Marco is OP
>Marco gets sent back to earth with no memory of star and continues life as a normie
>Star commits suicide

Perfect end

SEETHING

I dropped the show after Star and Ludo killed Toffee and I'm too lazy to pick up it again just to understand the context of OP's pic. What did I miss?

As well she should.

Star and Marco makeout in a pig shack because after 4 seasons of hammering in how hard they hide from their emotions and feelings, the show decided to make them a couple so their finale is EXTRA SUPER EMOTIONAL.

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It's bullshit to introduce Starco at the very last minute and then have them seperate forever
It would hurt much more if they had been together the whole season

Go go gadget arms!

Star is ride or die for Marco

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHIIIIIIIIIIIING!

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Where are the MEGAS? I saved the Star Season 4 mega link in my bookmarks but the new episodes haven't been added to it for some reason?

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It's too perfect to be true. Nefcy and her crew don't have the guts

he said he wanted them to get together sooner, so not a seething shipper
it was shit and cringy but not surprising

get fucked

>Marco flesh wound
>boner.png

If they pull off this ending I will forgive all the shit this cancer put out

I wish Tom was just still there because it’d actually be a funny moment but it seems the Evil Unicorn is currently possessing him.

Well Mewmans keep having implications of being Humans. If everything goes back where they belong, wouldn’t it follow they would return to their dimensional origins? After all, Monsters rules Mewni before the settlers arrived.

I mean it would HURT more
now they're suddenly together, suddenly apart, who even cares

>Starco hooking up in a barn

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So Moon is mainly attacking Eclipsa and creating a unstable over her anger of being abandoned in the magical realm even though Eclipsa had no way of knowing where Moon went and how to get her back?

>also wanting the ending where Star and Marco marry and have a kid while overlooking the kingdom
Based

You missed Star aknowledging that Toffee was right all along and now she is going to finish what he started.

It's awesome! We even had him in the Tapestry Room trolling Star.

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then why are Star's parents in the tapestry too?

Can someone post a picture of Star’s tapestry?

That would mean Eclipsa would be sent to Earth, away from her husband and possibly daughter too who might somehow still be able to use magic?
>Magic's in good hands.
Unless they play loosy goose with the rules.

>Implying that isn't dorky and cute like the dorky and cute couple

i wanna see Area's pink bell

marcotransfags rn

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Meteora will become the new Glossaryck. It’s why he’s been training her, so she can be the new source of magic.

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Glamorizing and enabling a heterosexual relationship at the end of the series would be very problematic. Star just became aware of her bisexuality and needs to nurture that aspect of herself. We also don't want to enforce heteronormative standards of what love is. Sabrina Cotugno deserves praise for subverting audience expectations to deliver a finale truly appropriate for the year 2019. She's on the right side of history.

Star the Underestimated

Where are the mewmans?

WHAT IF ITS TINY MARCO IN THE TAPESTRY HOLE?

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that's actually cute

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CUTE AND PERFECT

I want to fill her with my magic

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HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FAST

How is the tapestry done if Star hasn't destroyed magic yet? What if she simply decides NOT to destroy magic? Way to go, now you've got an outdated tapestry.

Boomer here, when I was young, ask for a kiss was a disappointment, girls hate that, is some kind a pussie thing.

I am don't undestand this generation, even a kiss is complex

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There's Moon, River and Eclipsa

The Royal Family has been consuming magic for hundreds of years, to the point they've mutated into bug-like creatures, so they're not considered human anymore.

Glossaryck believes in the inevitable but he also accepts variations. The tapestry just shows her doing something with magic, not necessarily destroying it.

we only saw like a corner but this already does not look anything like her tapestry in S2

Victory is fleeting. You're not going to get the happy ending you want.

doesn't explain River

Sauce? Too lazy to look for the ep.

What if Star returns to Mewmans to Earth and leaves the kingdom to Eclipsa and the monsters?

It's confusing how Star looks at this and immediately realizes it means she destroyed all magic.

>the happy ending you want
You know you want the same ending too my friend.

>no Marco
>no Mewmans
Hmm...

Don't all Royal families use magic? He also could be part monster, like Tom.

So if they actually do have Star and Marco stay apart forever who will Marco end up with on Earth?

wait a minute theres a rolo there, in the palce where Glossaryck was suppose to be

>Blue manipulative smurf out
>Wild fit hottie in

Magic sure is going to improve

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Yes. Fast, rough, horny teenage sex. The kind where you have no idea what you're doing but you're just acting on impulse and instinct.

What have I become

My sweetest friend?

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River definitely is not part monster otherwise he'd have monster traits. River should be sent back to Earth if all the Mewmans were sent there, but perhaps
>Where he belongs.
is by his families side.

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what's going on here?

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No one as m*le characters don't deserve happy endings in the current year

Finale promo out:

youtu.be/1m7Jzzdau-w

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they became party buddies in the afterlife

One thing I always wondered, did Star fuck Oscar up there?

DELETE THIS

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>We even had him in the Tapestry Room trolling Star.
Best part. Too bad they just sampled from Storm the Castle.

Aw man, that's the worst sex. Star surely didn't even cum.

Also, a barn seems like an awful place to fuck. Although the smell if shit and animals probably disguised Star's and Marco's sweat.

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Found it

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Huh, she went in.

So anyone else realize that mewman woman in Down by the River was one the Solarians? Maude Maizley?

Just saying the tapestry ignore the mewmans despite they're Star's countrymen. The staff hate the inbreed hicks, I mean mewmans, so much that they probably didn't bother to include them in the tapestry despite S3 and S4 theme has been integration.

The problem is that Moon and River are still in the pic so I think it's more about how much the staff hate the racist rednecks, I mean the mewmans, rather than something deeper. Cotugno would love to make a refugee allegory as a final blow but I think it's far too late for that. At best Star and Marco reunite in Earth because it's a great place to live.

Where's my mega-rito!
Where's my mega-rito!

You want to know why Between Friends is one of the best things to come out of the show?
The real Star in the TV series is a self absorbed feminist wannabe. Area's Star actually cares about Marco beyond a physical attraction like Star has for Marco's abs. TV Star has no substance, just like her creator Daron Nefcy.

As St. John of the Cross once said,
>"Where there is no love, put love, and you will draw out love."

The very epitome of Starco's image as a cute and wholesome ship is no better personified than in Area's comic, creating an interpretation of the character that trumps canon and creates something beautiful where canon has failed to.

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The guy who created this edit deserves a fucking medal.

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post source pls

Fuuuuuuck. They've got a lot of ground to cover in 22 minutes.

seriously fuck 90% of the males in this show
useless shits

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>Aw man, that's the worst sex.
Are you kidding me? That's the best sex. Your heart hammering in your chest, every sensation amplified by 1000, looking across at someone who desperately wants you. I wish I was 15 again.

>Sabrina Cotugno deserves praise for subverting audience expectations to deliver a finale truly appropriate for the year 2019. She's on the right side of history.

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This guy gets it.

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>Being this retarded

I can't believe this shit's almost over. It doesn't even feel like it.

One last time

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Magic goes away endings always seem lazy to me

>Thinking Marco won’t find out he’s bisexual too and end up with Tom

Your trips compel me to share. Prepare to go diamonds.
multporn.net/comics/between_friends

Tom>>>>>>>Star

didn't need "my boyfriend marco" she could have just said marco, it seems unnatural to say

>he thinks that kind of sex is exclusive to teens
That’s seriously sad my dude.

She needed the machine to understand how important he is, as though that would make a difference.

Except River has proven this week to be way smarter, sincere and loyal to his friends than Moon.

Truly an honorable man

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>It turns out Marco is there, he's just behind the monster crowd or just barely out of sight in the tapestry
Also, I'm not the only one who feels Starco actually being real feels so fucking forced, am I?

>That’s seriously sad my dude.
The fact that you are using the phrase "my dude" implies you're not old enough to experience the evolution of sexual relations over time.

mewmans are from earth, they all got sent back

>stars gonna end up being thrown to earth the second shes finished destroying the magic
>she'll show up at the diaz house
>itll end the way it started

It's a red herring. Starcofags are going to be completely boned. The inevitable salt was never going to come from their favorite ship not happening, but from seeing it happen then get ripped away.

Princess Moon prequel when?

then boyfriend doesn't mean much that much, should have said soulmate or something

Tom just decided to dump star and give her to Marco randomly a few episodes before the end. Yea it sucks

>smarter
he was an annoying fuck throughout the episode, like he is in every episode he's in. Moon's a shit though what the hell did they do to her character I can't believe she willingly created hundreds of unstoppable super soldiers that are essentially the Starvs equivalent of magic nukes.

would kill Minna be better option than killing the magic? I mean. just gey hekapoo to rescue the monsters then Eclipsa, Moon and Star to nuke the place. also, the fuck Moon was trying to accomplish? things were going well

he saved Globgor and hid him

I doubt that's going to happen.
I can buy Moon getting desperate and doing this(even if its really out of character). What I don't buy is that Moon(who was constantly depicted as being intelligent)wouldn't have a failsafe in case Mina and the Solarians went rogue.

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Jushtin as King/Queen would’ve pushed Mewni in the right direction. TBoS Jushtin chapter showed he had friends from all over. He was able to connect with people, monster or mewman alike, and respected them.
He was a goof, yes, but he was extremely intelligent.

How Eclipsa is the irresponsible one? Moon freaking gave an unstoppable army to an insane zealot without checking if the failsafe worked and hope for the best.

How the hell are they going to try to redeem her? This coup de tat already cost lives, those monsters who were injured already are already dying.

It got tainted by the show itself though

>Aw man, that's the worst sex. Star surely didn't even cum.
it's possible Star was so on edge and her nerves were so high, she might've came just from some light teasing and whatnot. Also, Marco doesn't seem like the type to be a One-Pump Man, and seems like he'd be a generous lover.

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that spell makes no sense, the onloy one who can despell then is the one who they're loyal to not the caster? that spell was made for betrayal

Marco is definitely bi

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why is Rich Pigeon the only royal besides the Butterflys that's ready to fight for mewni?

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The only way to kill Mina and her army is with that Solaria spell and that one can ravage Mewni.

So, it seems like no one in the show is going to be punished for their actions, because everyone had "good intentions," right?

Moon, despite facilitating a genocidal war that resulted in the destruction of all magic, will be forgiven because Eclipsa is a push over who's not suited to being queen and Star has Mommy issues.

The whole Magic High Commission were just following orders, so at best they'll get a slap on the wrist. Assuming of course, that they survive magic being destroyed, seeing as they're magical in nature and Glossyrk will also be deleted from existence. And considering he's the one who gave magic to humans in the first place and encouraged its use against all reason, he's the biggest culprit anyway.

And of course, all the mewmans conspired in this as well, and even rebelled against their own queen when it became clear they wouldn't be able to satisfy their racism war boner any other way.

I guess in a setting in which every character is wrong, no one can rightfully be punished anyway, since everyone is awful.

If you look at Moon’s tapestry, it’s clear it’s not a direct representation of past or even future events, but more a spirit of things. Her victory wasn’t as triumphant as it was depicted.

They're probably economically reliant on Mewni. Or maybe he's just incredibly loyal to his friends?

dont worry, Tom and his boyfriend will show up in the finalle

they can rebuild so long as they survive

Because Glossaryck tore himself out of Star's tapestry back in season 2.

I swear to god, the only thing Eclipsa did wrong was not being a little ruthless for her own good.

From my personal experience being highly nervous and/or anxious makes women unable to cum. They reach that weird "peak" before orgasm, but don't reach orgasm at all.

Tom's boyfriend being the dark magic unicorn?

I think so too. Last minute kiddie homo hookups are reserved for ladies. It'll take a while before a mainstream animated series aimed at the younger audience has the balls to do it with dudes.

Excellent. OH, and what's this. It also *wasn't* in the final 3 minutes of the series. Still later than it really had to be. You fuckers are gonna try to ruin this, but I had a good time with these episodes on a number of levels. So take your salt and shove it up your ass

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>and his boyfriend
Good to know Marco is appearing in the finale

Eclipsa means well but cares more about her family than actually ruling(which is understandable considering what happened in the past). From Moon's point of view, the kingdom comes first. This doesn't justify anything Moon did, though.

I feel like Moon might attempt to sacrifice herself next episode to atone.

Why was Moon desperate? She was THERE during the Cornonation, the kingdom was in a good place despite the stunt she pulled with freeing Glogbor which too was pretty fucked up? She thought Globgor would go around eating Mewmans, vilifying Eclipsa, what the hell Moon. I almost wanted to believe the theory that she was being mind-controlled. Worst character?

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It should have happened early, even if it happened in Curse it still would need more time.
They are rushing Starco content that would fit perfectly for an entire season in very few episodes.

oh yeah it's so brave doing something that gets you diversitybucks from the perverts in control of culture, and outragebucks that fund mediabucks for your click-obsessed overlords.

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The show made me dislike Moon, like her and finally dislike her again. Good job show, good job.

Her main failing is that she's just a shit queen. She's shown numerous times that she primarily cares about her immediate family, and flakes constantly on her actual royal duties. If Star wasn't around to scream in her ear, she probably would have killed the whole High Commission to free Globgor. Yet simultaneously, she'll also bend over and let herself get fucked for the flimsiest of reasons.

Man none of this shit makes any sense. It's all been so badly handled I can't even enjoy Starco finally happening.

The Kingdom was ok, until an army of killer zealot knights destroyed everything.

I feel like Mina is going to get killed off.

Glossaryck's agenda makes no sense. As things are now, this feels like a really complicated suicide gambit unless there's something we're missing or a revelation in the final episode.

Now in English please

uhhhwait arent the MHC (and Reynaldo) made by magic from Glossaryck, won't they die too when/if Star destroys magic?

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Star doesn't realize that the actual reason she can't see Marco in the tapestry is that he's in her pocket.

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Without magic Mina will lose all her powers that made her immortal and turn to dust

So is anyone going to talk about how Moon betrayed Star and Eclipsa on MOTHER’S DAY!

>I'm not the queen anymore Mina, Eclipsa is ... The Solarian project was a dark time in our history and they paid a horrible price for what was done to them. You don't have to let that define you.
>few episodes later
>YES I RESTARTED THE SOLARIAN PROJECT GIMME MY THRONE BACK YOU BITCH YOU'RE THE REASON I WAS AWAY FROM MY FAMILY FOR A WEEKEND YOU MONSTER!!!

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Unironically better than Starco and Jackie's dumb French nigger.

I always figured she booped his nose, and became so overwhelmed that she ended up dropping both him and his car.

OH FUCK.

Eclipsa in the chose her kingdom over her family, this is why she almost killed Meteora last season. And the kingdom was ok, I was just a fraction of Mewman that didn't want to cooperate with the Queen to solve their problems.

>If Star wasn't around to scream in her ear, she probably would have killed the whole High Commission to free Globgor.

And why would that be a bad thing? Mewni would be better off without the MHC.

nah, Minna gonna be healed then she'll se the erroe of her ways and be redeemed, the magic gonna get the destroyed and Star gonns be sad for a second then all mewman will be transported to earth because there is where they came from and everyone gonna be like whaaaaa, yadda yadda yadda happy ending, and then Star becomes gay and Marco becomes transgay so they stay togheter, the end.

I still don't get that one.

>I was separated from my family
>lol who cares Star can take care of her own
damn Eclipsa is a fucking cunt

Ha this is great.

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Moon shouldn't have been desperate(unless the writers want viewers to think that the events of the past few seasons pushed her over the edge) and the whole thing feels extremely out of character.

I feel like Solaria should have been the mastermind, possessing Mina from beyond the grave.
The kingdom was okay but Moon probably felt that the Mewmans were getting shafted. Even then, she had her own kingdom/colony for the Mewmans who were disgruntled about the changes. There was no need for allying with Mina and creating more Solarian Warriors.

At this point, I feel that the writers realized that Mina wasn't intelligent enough to be a credible threat and had Moon assist her to raise the stakes.

Goddamn Stars delivery is top fucking notch

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Marco dies from his wound, Star plummets to her death. Star's mom kills Tom, then kills herself.

It's called shit writing. The same reason that the MHC were basically turned into completely different characters than who they were introduced as being in season 2.

Minna has more sympathy because she is a crazy magic weapon out of her time. Moon and Hekapoo can go fuck themselves.

And nothing of value was lost.

Nah, they'll just lose their magic abilities, turning them into normal monsters.

PS: I ship these two now.

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they better fucking explain this attitude change or something, because it's not like the episode was that long ago

Don’t worry user, it’s gonna be the dark magical waters that are making Moon have a sudden 180 in personality and motive. When in doubt, Chekhov’s Gun.

Moonfags are already desperate to redeem her kek
The show will end with her as the worst character, which is utterly bizarre because she was my favourite character a while back, but that's just the power of the Starvs writing staff. They even made my opinion of our resident cinnamon roll, Dennis, drop.

The eagle is helping because of River though, it's from the episode where Ludo levitato'd everyone and he brought them back.

It's funny how History repeat itself. Solaria and Eclipsa had totally different ideas on monster, Comet tried to form an Alliance with monsters but got killed by Toffee, making Moon anti-monster and so against her mother old ideas and now, we've got Moon and Star, again with opposite ideas. Happy Mother's day lads.

user that is his daughter. He had an affair with a Pie Folk girl during his loveless Spiderbite marriage.

Moon was aiming to keep Mina from doing something even more insane by taking the reigns herself and just go through what she thought would eventually happen anyway. I mean Mina was able to make the crow a Solarian by herself. She would have probably managed to make her own army eventually anyway with the MHC on her side and there would have been zero tabs on her at all. That and Moon still wasn't great with Monsters or Eclipsa (on account of her mother dying and just how fucking much she has been personally screwed over by them)

The problem is she didn't check to make sure the fucking OFF switch worked beforehand so instead she basically sped up the worst case scenario she was hoping to avoid.

They got the started because they didn't want to communicate with the Queen. Eclipsa has shown willingness to cooperate for Mewmans that hate her.

Wow the animation of her pulling him in was so bad, there’s no weight or motion. Just turning pose A to pose B. It’s so unnatural looking.

Progressives don't believe in consequences or responsibility because as children they had neither.

how many episodes are left of this again

they're not related so it's fine.

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Why do Star and Marco make a cute and perfect couple, guys?

They don't
They are both cunts

Moon got a case of the retards, got it. Also how the fuck Minna made the crow a Solarian warrior?

christ this gave me whiplash
what the fuck even is this show

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>Star reeeeeing about Marco not being in the tapestry
>none of the past queen's husbands are in their tapestries
>only reason Globgor is in Eclipsa's is because 99% of her characterization is 'fucked that Globgor guy'

>They are both cunts
Truly they deserve each other after what they did to Tom and Jackie.

For the same reason it's typically bad to kill off whole sections of your own government. It may be better off, but it also means you're a selfish little tyrant.

She didn’t even think about if Solaria even made an off switch for the transformation. Like Moon just suddenly became super incompetent in one episode it’s honestly surreal.

does incest really fucking matter in the realm of the afterlife? I mean inbreding really shoudlnt be a concern at that point.

Because of how genuine and true to life Marco's and Janna's interactions are.

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Globgor wasn't her husband at the time, he was her baby-daddy

Moon is an imbecile that tried to put out a fire with gasoline. Eclipsa would be totally capable of taking out Mina without her army, which she couldn't reproduce by herself.

I bet she just wanted her crown back and she is just making excuses.

>And of course, all the mewmans conspired in this as well, and even rebelled against their own queen when it became clear they wouldn't be able to satisfy their racism war boner any other way.
Not giving your land to an invader mean to be racist? I guess the vietcongs were super racists for not sucking the jap/french/burger/chink cock.

I feel so mad at this show yet I can't stop watching. Is this what it feels like to turn against something you once loved?

it annoys me how they didn't bother changing her Butterfly form model to be without the armor

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>Star destroys all magic and Marco is put back on Earth.
>no more portals
>no more dimensional scissors
>no magic well on Earth to indirectly lead to Mewni
>Marco and Janna are the only still relevant Earth characters and Jackie is with girl from France.

Manna truly is postgame. holy shit.

Who knows? I mean Mina herself is basically full of Solarian magic so she was probably able to do it that way. The process is basically a three part ritual using incantations and some ingredients. I am sure Mina, what with being the first and Solaria's right hand girl, would have memorized that shit by heart

Also yeah Moon goofed hard though I think her approach was like doing a controlled fire to stop a more catastrophic spread.

Anyway a simple check to make sure she could take the powers away would have fixed this, though I guess Mina was watching over her whenever she was around the other Solarians and Mina got her power directly from Solaria.

>Eclipsa would be totally capable of taking out Mina without her army
But Mina would be able to make her own Solarian army anyway. That's the point.

Jushtin was like 50 when Festivia was born so I doubt it but it's not impossible

Bad example, all asians are hyper racist by default

Moon did that too. She experimented with the crow first before moving to mewans.

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>”I didn’t want things to get worse”
>Creates an unstoppable army for Mina
>Keeps everything from Star, which created a rift between the 2.
This can’t be Moon. This is just so out of character that there’s a twist here.

I have never watched this show, I'm just here to shitpost
The trainwreck you can't take your eyes off of until it fully stops next week

nah, Star gonna detroy the magic, cry a little and WHAT A TWIST the mewmans will be teleported to earth

Mewmans are very clearly racist, user. When you have multiple conversations in which the characters state they have no reason to be at odds with monsters, but that they "probably" did something, or that another mewman did something that just so happened to involve monsters... yeah, they're racists.

They're also almost all legally retarded, but that's almost everyone in the setting.

>From my personal experience being highly nervous and/or anxious makes women unable to cum
what happened bro? what's the story behind it?

Why isn’t Solaria bald like in her tapestry? Is that just a goof on the animators end?

No without the help of moon and even if she did, all of this could have been avoided if Moon just informed Eclipsa about Mina's plan.

so instead of have only to deal with one armor, Moon made Minna an army. this just keeps getting more retarded

oh man... that's just icing on the cake.

>shit writing
you know, it doesn't matter whatever we type to the likes of you because it's not going to change your mind. It's always the same thing.
Moon never abdicated the throne. That was Star. She tried to live the decision of her daughter, but here was another opportunity to do the thing that had clearly been a key part of her identity. A piece that brought meaning to her life. It wasn't about killing the the monsters at this point for her, but for standing up for a populace that clearly still supported her and believed in her. It's not so crazy to think she'd have a change of heart and be willing to employ a bit of deception (which, by the way, was *also* used in S2... you know... following the glossaryck and the book of spells being stolen) to accomplish her goals.

>I am so sorry that I called you a rapist.. I just feel sad.. it's just that Janna's character representation reminds me of that time a boy I was interested in never shown any signs he was into me and I would go as far as to message him on Facebook and follow him home without his consent and seeing Janna being more direct and Marco allowing it just makes me so mad. I know that it's just a cartoon but it hits so close to home... I don't know I am just a sad girl.

>Moon Butterfly: You tried to yada-yada Eclipsa? Don't you think that's a little... extreme?
5000 KEKS

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but still would be just Minna in 1 armor. Eclipsa would've wreck her shit

>not wanting a roll in the hay

Only japs and chinks count as racist. Koreans spend millions on international lobbys and try really hard to emulate western entertainment so they're good goys but Japan and China have fascinated the west since the 12th century with Marco Polo and industrialized by themselves. The rest are too poor and fucked up for the colonialism and the wars so they can't be racists

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so Toffee's and Glossaryck's plan was destroying the magic all along huh?

People talk about Area winning, but the real winner is Chromosomefarm, who gets her ships, the gay shit and the fetish shit.

>Starco happening in the same place our Savior was birthed
Stay mad lad

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>there are people
>in this world
>right now
>who don't want Starco to happen
Why are you guys against CUTE AND PERFECT?

Star will ask her friend Janna to "take care of Marco for her"

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isn't sex in the stable/barn kind of a medieval fantasy story trope as well?

>Moon didn’t want Mina to create an army
Just fucking take out Mina while she’s in her armor then Moon, you dumb fuck. You honestly think Solaria actually created an off switch for an army she wanted to have go on forever?

Sure but you'd still have a bunch of hulks flying around and using the swords anyway.

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Hence they’re perfect for each other

Star-supported rape and cucking confirmed

>Mewmans were always the bad guys
>monsters weren't antagonistic till after Solaria
>even the lizards were justified
>Eclipsa and Globgor dindu nuffin
>Star decides to flip the table
If I had to sum up this season in a word it would be unsatisfying.

it's because she was still partially corrupted, r-right boys?

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That's the point, Moon excuse about preventing Mina from doing something worse is bullshit when Mina's threat was totally manageable until Moon made it even worse.

>RESTART HORRIBLE PROGRAM YOU CONDAMNED A FEW EPISODES EARLIER
>KEK HARDER

according to this user Moon made the Solarian crow, so it would still be just Minna

This show has the cutest couples, fuck me.

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Nothing special. I had a GF in a Christian higschool, once per week we were forced to go to mass at the school's church. We escaped twice to fuck on the classroom, both times she didn't come because she was too nervous of being found out.

Well, the narrative is 100% biased in favor of monsters and the staff doesn't even try to hide their disdain for the inbreed hicks that voted for Drumpf by comparing them with mewmans, which ironically make Star Vs into a conservative fantasy where the lower classes can't even breath without the upper classes. The point is this is bullshit and a lot of shit writing is needed to paint the mewmans as 100% wrong and Eclipsa as 100% right. This is not how history work. Inb4 taking too seriously a children cartoon, it was the staff the ones who want to introduced serious issues on a cartoon about a magical princess

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>"He belongs with me"
>said with tears in her eyes and genuine fear in her voice
Its official: this is real love

>Is this what it feels like to turn against something you once loved?


>Star Wars
>Star Trek
>Game of Thrones
>World of Warcraft

>youtube.com/watch?v=vD94dVu8lqQ

I don't know how you can still see Starco as cute and perfect after all the bastardizations the writing has done to them. This is a Pyrrhic victory.

>both times she didn't come because she was too nervous of being found out.
how close did she get? did you ever get her there before you guys broke up?

where was she when her bf was about to get thrown off a cliff?

If Moon DID hulk out the bird first then her plan was just hyper retarded and/or just an excuse to get things back to the way they were quickly and she hoped she'd be able to reign in her troops.

>after all the bastardizations the writing has done to them
That's precisely why it's CUTE AND PERFECT, because despite the bastardizations they're still cute together.

>Solaria and Eclipsa always snacked on Snookers
Makes Eclipsas first actions in the series oddly a bit more heartwarming. It’s sad to see how they honestly did care for one another but their view points pushed each other away.

fuck off pathetic virgin

>because she was too nervous of being found out
She lied user.

Likely executed on site, due to her interracial relationship. That or the knights attempted to have their way with her.

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Shadman is indeed going to have a fucking field day with the last batch of episodes.

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>Moon the Undaunted
more like
>Moon the Imbecile

Hopefully going to get Spiderbite reinforcements. Her parents loved that kid

I am hoping Cleaved has all the other kingdoms uniting to take on the Solarians. Tom gets Ludo's troops in after having been warped there initially, gets his own army, Spiderbite Princess gets her army, Ponyhead's siblings get their guys in etc.

She restarted the program because she had to.

The hardest choices, require the strongest wills.

Your cute and perfect stands on a mountain of corpses

maybe she's corrupted by power?

What's worse?
>Solaria retired and had to watch the monsterphile soap opera that was her daughter's reign
or
>Solaria died confident that her daughter would carry on her legacy and rid Mewnie of the monsters once and for all

Suck my peepee, user

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What are the odds of an appearance by Iesus Nazarenus Rex Himself as an epic Dies Irae reveal?

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It had to have been Moon, the show implied Mina had no way to Solarian-ize people without Moon. Which means she was already working with Mina before Cornonation which is just bizarre. I seriously think they changed directions with Moon's character sometime between Ghost of Butterfly Castle and Here to Help.
>She'll just have to deal with Mina on her own.

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>OMG THEY LIKE THE SAME SNACK HOLY SHIT THEY MUST LOVE EACH OTHER
absolutely retarded 0/0 writing

She was at his parents' home.
So they were separated by force and most likely gort hurt in the process for being a "monster smoocher"

The Spiderbite Kingdom will most likely attack in the finale to avenge her and Slime.

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I think they probably wanted to make her look slightly more attractive and so just made her semi-bald when it came time to give her a prominent role.

But it's not impossible that she could have had her hair shaved and grown in at different points in her career and the tapestry just shows a bald version; it's as easy as changing it with magic after all.

We wouldn't have it any other way.

Heterosexuality is gay

Moon COULD have simply disputed the validity of Star's abdication on the grounds that Star wasn't actually queen.

And just a few episodes ago, Moon specifically denounced the Solarian program as a dark chapter in Mewni's past and refused to help Mina restart it or dethrone Eclipsa. But apparently she went back offscreen and told Mina "lol I changed my mind, let's do this"?

sure this all is going to happen in 20 minutes, keep dreaming

>Tom
>doing anything useful
He'll whine for a bit then get killed and everyone will be sad for 2 seconds over what a waste of a character he was.

yeap, Moon gone full retard

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Literally the worst she could do was recreate an army of fanatics that just want to destroy everything. Moon fucked up beyond belief and Star has every right to be pissed at her.

I found that kinda weird because it's like, what, someone can't like a candy bar without there being a DEEPER REASON? Or, alternatively, one of Eclipsa's memorable quirks just came wholesale from somewhere else?

It doesn't actually bother me but I thought it was an odd thing to throw in.

He's a slime. Getting thrown off a cliff won't actually hurt him at all.

The dark magic in the well corrupted her before she could wash it off and now it’s affecting her mind. That’s the explanation that’s gonna be given next week.

Gonna need porn of Slime Milf asap.

but wasn't the bird hulked out beforehand and was gathering old shitty parts on its own? If Moon could just forge that shit in a snap why would the bird be necessary

Now you're getting it!

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Uncle bonding with Fake Niece in the afterlife.

They should recreate Moon's tapestry with an image of her pouring gasoline into a fire.

It's possible Glossaryck has some sort of backup shenanigans going on because a) it's Glossaryck and b) he mentions "the future of magic being in good hands" in Meteora's Lesson.

Hey it happened in Samurai Jack

Does anyone else feel like these episodes were written by entirely separate teams with no communication between them?

Probably the writers decided that the audience wouldn't believe Mina was smart enough to come up with a plan on her own so they had Moon working with her.

Even though Ghost of Butterfly Castle showed Mina having already come up with plans on her own before Moon even knew she was still alive.

not before they met Moon at least

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Uncle/niece marriages did happen occasionally in European nobility

It's 44.

Moon didn't think to create her army of Solarians with her Yurt populace until after Cornonation, she did Solarian-ize Sebastian for Mina though for their original plans to dethrone Eclipsa.

*grand fake niece

Maybe she experimented with the bird as a test run before using people from her population.

In the picture Star is using the yellow magic to destroy a black pool. Pretty sure this 'destroy magic' business is a red herring and she's just going to purge the darkness from it.
Also REALLY hope the darkness isn't just more Toffee. Might actually salvage the narrative if it's a result of Eclipsa's use of dark magic or even some sort of backlash from Mina's craziness while being connected to the queen's power.

>Nah, they'll just lose their magic abilities, turning them into normal monsters.
That would be kinda fitting punishment for them, given their obsessive hatred of monsters.

It seems like it but it’s not. It’s Nefcy and her writing staff coming up with plot twists for the sake of plot twists and then having to try and make them make sense. The whole Moon thing is extremely out of character for her but hey! ITS A FUCKING SHOCKING REVEAL!

I hope Mina and her birdfu make it out OK

I doubt that

So will Area

Well, she did cum in other circumstances. It was just the setting what she didn't like.
>she lied user
Nah, that was probably the only sincere thing she said to me.
>tfw haven't got over the breakup
>tfw it was in 2012

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Redpilled, based, and blessed

She's already streaming.
lil-area-sfw.tumblr.com/post/184829977784/streaming-whatever-right-now-for-those-who-want-to

>it's a result of Eclipsa's use of dark magic
Mama Star already heavily implied it was, well I wouldn't even say implied that's just how it is: it's corrupted because Moon washed off her corruption which she got from casting Eclipsa's spell and further exacerbated by Eclipsa's attack in Tough Love.

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I don’t think the living embodiment of Chaos that mind fucked you counts.

why'd you guys break up?

I think this whole mess with magic will be resolved with Star cleaning the corruption in the magic realm AND destroying the wand in the process to avoid any other problem with magic in the future

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Shit’s gonna get intense won’t it? Lot of shitty writing to unfuck, but if they do it right maybe it’ll come out alright.

It's karma as its finest.
Reynaldo will be the only one happy about it because the curse should be lifted.

Pic not related, I just love slimes.

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a millennial female friend of mine complained that her male coworker at the coffee shop asked if he could kiss her. and him asking to kiss her was framed as a form of oppression. I asked if
>would you rather have him try to kiss you without asking?
>no. he shouldn't kiss me or ask to kiss me.
>when should people kiss?
>guys should just know when it's right, and when it isn't.
My female roommate agreed emphatically. Things like this turned mew from a free-love social libertine (basically whatever you'd call a male slut), to a person who believes that sex outside of marriage is immoral.

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So how will Janna defeat Mina and become the MVP of the show?

They could just fucking poison the people in the armor. Magic some mustard gas in their suits. Problem solved.

why is no one mentioning Marco using the wand

If Area is not going to start working on Between Friends 2 very soon, I’ll be a bit disappointed.

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I moved to another State. She said she wanted to keep a relationship with me, and we did. Months later I found out she was fucking my "best friend" since the day I left.

You know, teen drama stuff.

Even the individuals inside the suit of armor are durable and dangerous, though. Something like mustard gus may just do nothing to them.

If they end up together after the finale there will be tons of fertile ground. Look at how awesome those Gravity Falls comics are, especially Bawdy Falls and Next Summer. They both take place in the future.

Girls have to initiate everything now because the political climate pussified men to the point of becoming women themselves.

Women in general have a problem in grounding themselves in reality. "Men should just know" actually means "I didn't find it comfortable in that circumstance." They're too selfish and stupid to internalize what the rules are for their own reactions, so instead they push the responsibility off on anyone who isn't them. Although in this case, a coworker you aren't in a relationship with asking for a kiss is pretty bizarre. But yes, women are selfish and are rarely taught to be self-analytical about their own desires or reactions, because they never have to, since they're biological selectors. Men have to, since all the imperative is on us to do the peacocking.

All hail the only true warrior queen!

Hey, maybe try it first.

No?

Better just destroy all magic throughout the entire multiverse and seal away the dimensions forever, because some guys are in some armor somewhere, partially razing a kingdom in a 20km patch of land.

>So how will Janna become the MVP of the show?
By revealing an important plot device that was previously played off as a joke.

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I'm not saying it didn't. Just funny how they paired those two together knowing their "family link". I wonder how long did Jushtin stay alive and did he know Festivia wasn't Eclipsa's real kid?

If only they continued It's Tradition. That was a great one

This is a result from a lack of responsibility.

thanks

>Toffee did everything right
>Moon did everything wrong

What a time to be a Toffee fag!

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cant wait. Janna is going to save fucking everyone and allow Marco and Star to live happily ever after

They're on the cusp of slaughtering a bunch of innocent people, including Buff Frog and his kids. At this point destroying magic is the only reliable way to stop them. Blame Moon it is 100% her fault.

even his kung fu was better than her kung fu

Apparently the artist behind that one dropped off the Internet while planning her own real-life wedding. I guess she just lost interest.

Moon is such a shitty character

how this lizard can be THIS BASED?

I doubt that, considering the spiderbite forest is far away and everything going on in the butterfly kingdom with the baby switching was a huge secret

It’s sad because she became one of the best characters in the series due to her character development and backstory. In one episode they’ve managed to ruin her and that is honestly impressive.

>tfw this could be 10x more fucked up than it already is

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I just realized
Star shoots narwhals because they're unicorns of the sea
Do you not know women like this?

Well said, user. The truth has been spoken, I dare say.

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All I'm saying is, I'd rather not have all water destroyed in the universe, and all other universes, because a little girl in another universe, somewhere, was fighting 10 ice golems that wanted in her house.

My point is that her solution is insanely wide reaching and destructive compared to the actual problem, which isn't even really that much of a problem, especially in the grand scheme of all realities.

That’s all I needed to hear, user.

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That's just how women think in general.

none of it matters anymore

>this entire trainwreck of series
Legit glad its over
at the end never went above 4

>Guys shouldnt just kiss me, they should just know when its right


so kiss you without asking?

Thats rape user

if destroying the Realm of Magic will make Glossaryck disappear then what will happen to the MHC?

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no marks on Marcos cheeks this time

I used to like these characters so much I really thought it would be impossible, but yeah, I pretty much felt nothing during the OP scene.

"Take'em off" remains their best moment by far.

I'm somehow STILL hoping on learning Star and Marco's favorite Love Sentence song, but deep down I know it ain't gonna happen.

>Feels like ages ago
Because it does.

Hopefully they all die horrible deaths that they deserve.

they get poof'd

Really after all the dragging out it took and how the plot went to shit bending over backwards for it to happen, it’s more of a whimper than a triumphant moment. It’s more an annoying footnote that dragged down what used to be an enjoyable show than anything else

Id like to remind that Marco is a 30yo Neverzone veteran, who has destroyed more pussy than monsters.
That was no teen sex, it was pedo sex, where Marco knew all the tricks

OTP of the day is this one

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Endgame confirmed

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These two are made to be lewd. I expect they fuck on every opportunity they get

Still hasn't used any spell, maybe? Star can use magic without a wand, Marco cannot.

I am inevitable

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Marco is still a virgin though. He spent all that time in the Neverzone for Star. He was obsessed with Star at that point, and he is visibly uncomfortable with that Neverzone girl's advances.

>thanks Moon, I would've been one shoted if wasnt for you

implying he never fucked one of the hundreds Hekapoo clones. If chase ass long enough eventually you get some

Thinking about it, why was Solaria so obsessed on marrying Eclipsa to a spiderbite prince? Her brother was married in that family, they already had links to it.

>lets eat this yadda yadda berries Marco, lets be together forever

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MonStar is a miracle

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What if I told you a story
How the world became peaceful and just?
It was inevitable
Inevitable
Inevitable

The apotheosis is upon—
Us!

That did nice things to my heart
I can forgive everything else this last season is doing

fuck that was brutal
>I spent my whole life trying to be cool, but I only got as far as quirky...
I think that really had an impact on Janna too, I can appreciate how they're making her more human this season

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They've been told their feelings matter
Feelings objectively aren't real

I'd say depowered. They didn't poof last time the realm was destroyed or when Glossaryk went poof

go home Nafcy

>They've been told their feelings matter
You know this mindset would explain much of modern society's issues

This show died when volpe left to work on dragon prince

it's almost as if Solaria wanted Eclipsa to cheat on her useless puny husband

The Septarians are the true heroes of the show

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I need to get over the fact that they killed someone on screen in a disney show
for the second time

IDK man, you know how sequels usually turn out.
I'm content with that being it.
But if she does you know I'm buckling the fuck up

Ah shit

Isn't it nice to know that when things don't go your way, you can just decide to destroy the source of all living creatures on Mewni?

I'm still getting follows from Russian bots after last night, this is great

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>"Take'em off"
I don't remember this

>I think quirky is cool
what was so sweet, I really like Janna now, hope she has a happy ending

>get your daughter engaged to someone that disgust her
>yourself never got married
>you fucked one of your advisors and never really told your daughter who her father was

Who else was rooting for Mina?

He managed to score Heekapoo before dying.
Rest in peace.

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Solaria was a fucking idiot and a hypocrite. Simple as that. She said men were useless and wouldn't let Eclipsa know her father who was actually kind of cool. Then she goes on to force her to marry a huge fag in her own will despite it not offering any gains to her kingdom.

Jushtin was the guy who helped managed shit behind the scenes. Solaria was just off satisfying her murderboner

When Marco saves Star in battle for Mewni.

What's with that russian bots stuff?

at this point I just everyone to die and Janna and Marco to go back to earth

Wow Janna is starting to lose it. Hasn’t she been in near death experiences before?

And on top of that, it’s boring cliche.
>Oh I have a male and female lead
>They’re the best of friends
>Surely they must be paired together!

It’s like they’ve never heard of the concept that you can have a platonic relationship with another gender in which you make each other better from said friendship. Hell it was literally from the show bending over backwards to pair them up that they both became pretty terrible people

>Marco our of nowhere turned into a Mewni otaku who half assed a relationship and then straight up ditched everyone in his life despite having dimensional scissors which would easily allow him to have both sides of his life
>Star half asses a relationship with someone who genuinely has feelings for her and changed himself for the better for her even basically proving his mother right on why she didn’t like her

Honestly the entire plot line of Starco killed some of the likability of Star and Marco

>I think we have an audience

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Its all fun and games until you see someone literally die in front of you

Dirty girl

Starco is officially my favorite pairing. It used to be Kim and Ron but these 2 are just cute together.

Taken from other star thread mega.co.nz/#F!uiQRCaJY!yjKm7FfCZYVN5OeOJS9Jig

Not keeping up with the show, who died here?

it already was pretty brutal that the sword went right through him

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This show is basically Korra at this point.
>Lesbian out of nowhere
>Season finale giant robot
>get rid of thing that made you special.

Let's be honest, we all knew this shit was gonna happen from day one.

Marco

MVP goes to that one pig goat that carried Marco to Star for the confession

I can't believe Marco's dead

He was right all along

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River rises and Moon falls.

Truly based. Did we ever deserve him, lads?

no
fuck River AND Moon, worst characters

You get used to it.

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Calling it now Star cleaves Mewni and Earth together and destroys magic so all humans/mewmans and monsters live together as equals.

River literally did nothing wrong

Didn't Disney and/or the IRS come down on her for profiting for copyright infringement?

River did nothing wrong and is a bro

River is a total bro who came to save his friend... even though he doesn't know what vegetarian means and tried to fed him a chicken.

He is a saint.

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Not only will they lose their powers, but if they happen to be in their HQ in the other dimension, they'll be trapped there with only each other for however long they remain alive.

he put his dick in moon and then star was born, he's the root of all this evil

he admitted he may have been happier if they never had Star, nearly every episode he's in he's talking about meat, never funny, never badass. only good thing about him is his rad bagpipes theme which we haven't heard since S3 so moot.

Did the dude even know what his wife was doing? Cause he was a true mvp with Globgor

Tell me what parent never thought they might have been happier if their kids were never born.

>That man is a father! He'll make it in time.
Probably the best line this season.

No that’d be his nutsack

Yeah that was pretty great.

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Star now came to finish what Toffe started.
Just like the keikkau said

You would NEVER hear Moon say that, or any of the other parents on the show that aren't nasty like Ludo's. River's a shit and the writers actively fuck him. He had all the workings to be a great character but he's just constantly annoying and oblivious to everything.

Lmao mad Tom fag dosnt understand relationships

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>the writers actively fuck him
so, just like all the other characters

Jesus fuck I wasn't expecting n on screen death

Shipping in general is one of the major problems with this show you dumbass

I'm hearing it all the time. "I know X, but... I just feel like.. Y.."

Pics where Marco gets cucked by piggoat CHADS when?

"That makes it better Marco"

You wouldn't hear Moon say that but she was like "lol, let my daughter take care of the Mina mess" and then... TURNS OUT MOON IS PART OF THE MINA MESS

at this point we'll take any heterosexuality we can get. Solve that problem first, then we'll get back to the "people can just be friends" thing

Romance makes eveyrthing better so get out

I've recently become a father and that line hit my heart like a hammer.

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>even though he doesn't know what vegetarian means and tried to fed him a chicken.
That was a joke on how chicken barely qualifies as meat
see, there's this mineral called iron that your body needs to be healthy. Your blood uses it to move oxygen around to all your cells. When you lack it, you become so weak that "anaemic" has become a synonym for pallid weakness in our lexicon.
red meats have lots of it. other meats have less.

Execution is typically how traitors are handled. Eclipsa would've been completely justified in killing the MHC.

I wonder if Moon was secretly hoping Star would fix everything and she'd never have to admit she did any of it
happy Pop's day in a month. I miss mine. Try to be as cool as he was.

We’ve truly fallen into the abyss where we’re grasping at any straws haven’t we?

holy shit what a dumb fucking twist

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Not when it overtake the plot it doesn't.

The writers were oblivious to how not dealing with Mina could potentially put Star in harms way, they didn't write the scene like that and even emphasis how much Moon doesn't want Star to get hurt in Cornonation. River didn't do anything about it either it would've been a neat character moment if he did behind Moon's back.

Romance caused multiple episodes in the final season to be devoted to complete wastes of time that go nowhere and accomplish nothing other than wasting an episode that could have been used on the plot so it didn’t end up so rushed

Imagine if moon got her way and successfully got everything back to the old ways? I wonder what Star would have done besides fucking hate her mom forever.

>Tom died on his way back to his home planet

Eclipsa too was a traitor at one point.

the dumbest thing is that spell, you can only undo it if the soldiers are loyal to you? the fuck?

Fuck off to Earth and go no contact. Leaving the throne without an heir if Moon and River don't start making another child immediately.

Well i disagree i love romance and im of opinion that realtionships are part of the story.

She might have thrown another temper tantrum and removed magic anyway to resolve the issue. Which in fairness, it might have. Magic is used to enforce the butterfly's sovereignty. Without it, there's no authority behind their claim to royalty.

the alternative is lacking any perspective, and that makes us like THEM
or like the kooky well-meaning people in my neighborhood who, on one hand, are like "We need to do something about the heroin-shooting, house-burgling muggers in our area.. also I saw some people having sex in some cars!! our KIDS might see that!"

Mina made my precious Katrina cry. To hell with her.

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Romance and shipping make everything worse and shippers need to be shipped. On a boat. In the middle of the atlantic. And sunk to the bottom of the ocean.

Why would the Mewmans aside from Mina be more loyal to Solaria than Moon anyways, Moon is THEIR queen. Did Mina indoctrinate them on Solaria off-screen? Does the Solarian-ization come with free total loyalty to Solaria?

When it wastes time and causes plot derailment, no it doesn’t make everything better. Icing and sweets are nice, but I wouldn’t put it on my king crab legs.

They would have made one a couple of seasons ago. Not so much now.

Fucked off to Earth and assuming she could remain there she'd still destroy magic as all it ever does is cause problems.

I'd agree she'd destroy magic if if didn't involve isolating Marco and herself, as the episode implies they cannot be together if magic gets removed

They are called Solarian Warriors, not Lunarian Warriors. The Solarian process was always Solaria's bag and used her brand of magic. Also the process makes you fucking crazy

I wouldn’t go that far. It can be fine if it doesn’t take away too much time from the plot (like whole fucking episodes dedicated to it) or derail the plot significantly. It’s fine if it involves character development and relationship establishment that does not take away from the plot or seem OOC.

where did they find all those armor pieces? where did they find all those giant swords? if it's so easy to make solarian warrios why didnt they make them to fight toffee or meteora? how could the "greatest mewni warriors" get ambushed by a giant walking armor? why did Moon went from "fuck everything i'll chill" to "I WANT THE THINGS BACK TO THE OLD WAYS"? and why would she trust the PTSD ancient monster hating warrior to let the king of monsters go?

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Because they developed a relationship since S1 and it feels genuine?

so
>the Solarian-ization come with free total loyalty to Solaria
then

Seems fair enough to me.

still doesnt make sense that can only undo the spell if they are loyal to you.

just turn your brain off and enjoy cute and wholesome starco

that's not exactly the impression I got, more like "solaria may have written down how to break this spell, but secretly only she knows the actual way to do it"

i skipped the starco moment because i give 0 shit about it

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that makes no sense unless the spell to undo the soldiers is fake, with would be a really dumb thing to do

Well that's how Mina described it, and to me the other Solarian soldiers immediately saluting at Solaria's name gives validity to Mina's claim that their loyalty to her over Moon is what is preventing her from undoing the spell.

star probably came in mere moments. she was dyin' for it

Hold up, wasn't there something in the book of spells about the crow of the cockerel making the spell permanent? Mina might've pulled a fast one.

Honestly, at this point I think every Queen is retarded one way or another.

could be pure willpower involved.
or the spell just straight-up only works for solaria
it's definitely not fully explained. they might go into it later but we only have one episode left and Ludo hasn't even appeared.
I know I'm not the only one who expected Moon to turn out to be Ludo in disguise

Jushtin was pretty based though.

>star distroys all magic (in the magic dimension)
>that little fuckers still around and magic comes back

so any queen can make Solarian soldiers but only Solaria can undo them, and they're only loyal to Solaria. cant see anything going wrong there

He didn't get to become Queen/King, did he?

Everyone one I know

Goes away in the end

To make each spell permanent, it was something like "drink three drops of blood of this", "drink three drops of blood of that", I don't quite remember.

He was in the book so I assume he counts.

The only in that long line of retards that was able to use his brain

>all magic is dark magic now
oh..

also they didn't say it outright, but the reason Star wouldn't be able to go see Marco is without magic there's no portal shit, right? the realm of magic works on ALL dimensions.. so everyone would be stuck where they are forever.
that's some His Dark Materials shit.

Respect River, he is a bro.

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nah, they said the Magic would put people back in theirs places

>imma partyin with DA CRU whazzup
he seemed like a fucking retard to me

He was like 14 at that time, while Solaria was ruling, he was the one trying to make alliances with others kingdoms while his sister was murdering monsters left and right. He didn't get to have his chance at truly ruling because he was a guy.

Yeah, you're right. Damn.

>Doesn't give a fuck about magic bullshit
>Building relationships with areas and developing alliances
>Smart and was basically responsible for the Mewman alliances and connections once Solaria went full warmonger

Dude objectively would have been a better ruler. The only "bad" thing he did was losing the Book of Spells in some horseshit once and even then that book only contained his mothers entries that she most likely had copies of given how she was. Plus he was a teen at the time.

yeah but like, A) you have to go in there first to do that, and B) if portals are still around, so what? let him be put in his place, then go visit
hell technically the mewmans' "place" is earth, so

Not officially. She's in Spain, so the IRS has no jurisdiction.

Hey, not to burst your bubble, but:
Just because males and females CAN have a platonic relationship, doesn't mean that this one particular show SHOULD do that, with the particular couple you have in mind.
Besides, you need to build an in-show reason to WHY a couple of FRIENDS like Star and Marco should be best friends and nothing more.
Star:"I want you to love me because I love you Marco, but we have to remind people that platonic relationships between males and female protagonists are a thing, despite not investing on the concept to begin with."

I didn’t noticed he was tearing up.

Star definitely fucked up more times than he ever did in his teens.

He's also a barely functioning retard.

so I just gonna say this, the finally gonna be worse than the gravity falls one but not as bad as korra

but he does his best

He's doing his best and was able to hide his bro from Mina.

Motherfucker
If you turn out to be right...

If Globgor dies, I'll be devastated

>Star figures out this early that Marco's not gonna stay.
Yeah, she's gonna find a way to go to Earth with him or something. You don't reveal something like this much earlier than it happens if you're planning on still making it happen while also hoping it hits hard for the viewer. There's gonna be a twist

Am i missing something here? Is this a copypasta?

>Doing his best-mind
Oh River, you glorious bastard.

Marco is in her pocket. Glossaryck doesn't want Star to know this to potentially persuade her into not removing all magic and thus sparing Glossaryck. They're building up to Glossaryck being a villain because his existence and influence is dependent on the pervasiveness of magic itself. Without magic, he ceases to exist. The more magic spreads to other realms, the more influence he has over those other realms, as he can only exist in planes where magic has spread. Glossaryck has no interest in good or evil use of magic. Just so long as it's used is enough for him to continue not only existing but thriving and expanding his sphere of influence. His every action has been to further the spread of magic. At the hands of the good and the evil. Whoever he has thought would spread magic the quickest.

I think, when the series ends, I might rewatch it. Th taco episode reminded me what I liked about the series in the begging - episodic, magical slice of life.
Anyway, post pictures of Star getting cucked and or being on suicide watch

>Toffee was right

OK, but more importantly, was he sterile?

No comment.

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I've been missing a lot of memes here...

Looks like Star's pocket is already occupied

That shit's old as hell man

yeah, I'm assuming mewmans will all be sent back to earth. I'm sure they play it up to be really sad then show her on earth at the last second

Bruh what the fuck. I didn’t come here for Lisa the Joyful.

Monstar's true origins.

I'll be frank. I haven't been here for like 2 years maybe

If all Mewmans get sent back to Earth... And you can't go between the dimensions anymore, would Eclipsa get sent to Earth too without her family? Also wouldn't that break the promise of Mariposa and Meteora growing up together?

When was the last time a twist made sense in this show?

>If all Mewmans get sent back to Earth
fucking bullshit, they lived in mewni for thousand years, they don't belong on earth

I've been thinking about that the whole time. I wonder if it's going to be brought up or just forgotten.