Imagine unironicaly liking Superman. What a fag

>The obsession with power levels nerds to die. How strong a character is is nigh irrelevant. What matters is how you use that power.

there are tons of characters that are more powerful than superman anyway. especially at marvel. but you never hear people whining about hulk or thor being overpowered or whatever

Go home Lex you are drunk

>what about Batman?
I’m sad for you.

DC editors and writers that write for Superman are power-level faggots. Most of Superman fans are power-level faggots. Fuck, DC's website used to have a forum that ended up being nuked because Superfags and Flashfags started an epic shitstorm involving doxxxing all because they couldn't accept that their favorite character were the slower one. Most of Superman's appeal comes from his awesome powers and how awesome he is in comparison to every other DC character for having them.

So don't come with that bullshit, because when John Byrne downplayed Superman's powers back in the 80's most people lost their shit. Including professional comic writers. Same happened with the DCAU when the Superman cartoon debuted.

We need to ban all Superfags and Flashfags in this place. Most of them are not even interested in a good story but just how awesome their favourite is. Absolute cancer.

Remember when Superman is getting thrown through buildings the critics say, "It's too loud!",
When the hulk does it critics say; "FUN!" "Marvel does it again!"

No, the critics complained about Superman movie being dour, asked where was the fun romcom hijinks, and were irked by Superman not being able to fix things.

How many evil Superman are there? There’s Injustice, Brightburn, Homelander, Plutonian, Ultraman, I know there was a Bizarro that beat his son

Fuck off. I like Clark because he's a likeable everyman who uses his powers to help people because that's how he feels he should use them.

I hate this disgusting attitude that suggests the powers are everything, and that the characters are defined by feats. Superpowers a mere plot device, it's who they are attached to that matters.

You might be that way. I, for example, am more of a fan of Clark Kent than Superman, really, and so tend to favorite characterizations that priorize that side of the character. But most people? Including people that write his comics? Yeah, no.

Strawman

Personally I'd starve Henry Cavill. It will take a while given his size. But I'd make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that British bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Kal. Yes, I will have ensured Henry Cavill greedily gobbled up the flesh of his beloved dog that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to believe me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his dog. His legs gone, his skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, his hinds and arms broken, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that meathead. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his dog being raped by a midget, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile smug prick.

Nice copypasta