Ready for her to Make Mewnie Great Again? #MMGA
Ready for her to Make Mewnie Great Again? #MMGA
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>MMGA
>Moon is the one actually building a wall
mega please
Oh hi Kale, don't mind me. Just posting a REAL berserker warrior who likes Starco
Daily reminder Mariposa is Star and Marco's daughter carried by Angie as a surrogate to avoid controversy
ask and ye shall receive
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Moon's stupidity made Mina an even greater threat.
>Starco happens in the middle of a dirty ass barn during a world of warcraft daily rep grind quest
OH NO NO NO NO
CAN YOU FEEL IT? THE SHAKING RAGE OF JACKIEFAGS?
>w-whataboutism JARCO as his show goes to shit and is getting cancelled
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New mega folder
it will be disappointing
what about russia and streams?
How do you watch directly from the site? I've done it before with earlier episodes but for some reason I can't figure it out now.
>next week is the series finally
FINALLY, I CAN GET OFF THIS ROLLER COASTER!
I’ve seen that baby before!
Time to catch up this week and see what I've missed all season! My girl Mina is actually gonna start a race war?
make magic go away?
I love these gifs
SURPRISE!
You think you've won?
HA!
Only I know how this all turns out!
The last two eps on the Mega are those the final eps or are we waiting for next week?
Someone find the Mina Loveberry pee tape, quick!
Last episode is next week
So I'm not the only one that was getting "DRUMPF!!!!"! Vibes from the episodes?
> glossark: hey star let me put you with your grandmother who can control mina!
>star: duh why did glossark put me with my grandmas
it was so easy star. you bring solara out and make her have mina stand down.
Why the hell would Solaria want Mina to stand down? If anything she'd say to do worse because Solaria is a crazy warmonger
Please don’t hurt Ransomgram monster
Solaria just revives the magics and tools used to create her Super Soldiers.
This time it work, make Astartes instead of Thunder Warriors
Which is worse this of Game of Thrones?
Seems pretty natural for everyone to assume the baby is theirs. Star and Mrco drop out of school and vanish for a year. Come back with a baby in hand. Should be an obvious assumption for almost everyone.
>Hey remember those two 15 year olds that were living together and dropped out? Yea they have a kid.
Don't understand how monsters are still alive after an army of Dragonball characters piloting giant robots with anti-monster light sabers tried killing them all.
enough of them left living that they spent 10 years sieging Mewni during Festivia's reign.
>Seems pretty natural for everyone to assume the baby is theirs.
No it isn't. They're 15 and this is a Disney show. The joke was how absurd it was for everyone to assume that.
Obviously, the monsters just fled and hid after said army of Dragonball characters piloting giant robots with anti-monster light sabers went after them.
Until the solarian supersoldiers then went crazy and destroyed everything for lack of targets to destroy, as their enemies fled and hid from them.
The book implied that they eventually self destructed with the exception of Mina.
damn so all those people in the last episode will eventually kill themselves? great going Moon
So Marco impregnated some girl and put fertilized egg in his mom? Is it incest?
Star ended with Battle for Mewnie
there are actually many mothers in real life that carried their daughters baby because their wombs were messed up
so no
She didn't think to check for the fucking off switch in advance
>tfw we will never get Star X Warhammer 40k so Big E can show them how this shit is done and how they would NEVER refuse his command
Literally every incarnation of Big E's soldiers from the Thunderwarriors to Custodes were rife with failures and prone to going going crazy.
>"I Am Inevitable"
>Thunderwarriors: went crazy/blew up
>Primarchs: two outright failures, half of the rest turned traitor
>Astartes: half turned traitor, depending on geneseed might be predisposed towards mutation or turning into furries
Great track record there.
What's the parody?
Warhammer 40k
To be fair Mewmans didn't have to deal with literal lovecraftian chaos gods fucking things up constantly. They can't even handle some simple area with their version of Thunder Warriors
Since you obviously do not know a single damn thing about California, or highschools (including upper class ones) then you have no idea how close to home that entire episode was. See two 16 year olds with a baby, 99% of the time it's their's. There would be no real reason to assume otherwise.
lol Moon turned her yurt colony into fucking Jonestown
Even in today's society I wouldn't automatically assume that kid was theirs, I'd at least inquire about it. But this is a Disney show. The joke was how absurd it was for them to think that.
>Im gonna destroy the magic
Oh yes Star destroy the base of infrastructure in an umfathomable number of dimensions. Holy shit someone push her into the delete space.
Thank you, kind user
>Mewmans didn't have to deal with literal lovecraftian chaos gods fucking things up constantly.
Just as planned.
So Cal is a hive of degeneracy.
Moon did nothing wrong except not aborting Star.
if wasnt for Moon Minna wouldnt even be a threat
APOLOGIZE
I'm behind, can someone non memeing explain this baby please
moon is a cunt and her only redemption is offing herself as a sacrifice.
Magic users need to enslave the filthy muggles.
Look Star caused all this by wanting to virtue seek Mewni was orderly before that shitstain existed, this is why royals had many kids so they could replace fuck ups like Star. Eclipsa is also an awful ruler in general.
but things were going well and the situations was stabilizing, but Moon fucked it up for some reason
Angie got pregnant from Rafael and gave birth to Marco's baby sister Mariposa.
When Marco and Star took her out with them, everybody they knew in Echo Creek assumed Marco got Star teen pregnant and Mariposa was their baby. No meme/joke here; the show was very explicit about this. But as far as we know she really is just his sister.
The werent though the football episode shows that monsters are physically superior to mewmen and have the same intelligence so under meritocracy monsters would fill in 90% of the roles while mewmem get th scraps. Its too inequal to work as a multispecies nation so they need to seperate.
Mewni was a shithole all along. And Eclipsa might be a terrible ruler, but she's better than Moon.
and thats what I meant when I said stabilizing, thing were flowing peacefully and a new kingdom would rise, they could even have reached a peace agreement, but Moon gone full retard
Eclipsa was too good for Mewni anyway, the citizens and the rulers were all pieces of shit regardless, tofee was once again based for trying to take over the right way.
All the kingdoms are shitholes on that continent its a feudal era planet mostly. Mewmen are like real peasants they saw their poverty as fine and hated nobles not because of their wealth but because they were sadistic power tripping cunts. She is not better than Moon either Mewni was stle under Moon.
This is the face of the person who decided, after losing her crown to the rightful ruler of Mewni, to revive an ancient army of genocidal racists who would have the rivers run with whatever the colour of their blood may be; the women, the children, the elderly, all to be killed just so she could bring peace to a kingdom that was never truly hers.
And on the right is a loving father dedicated to saving another of his kind; those who would protect their kin to the very end at whatever the cost, regardless of his own power or past deeds.
How they've fucking changed.
it is Mothers day and I didnt got a present, Star gonna regret it
She did nothing wrong Eclipsa needs to realize inequal diversity doesnt work.
except giving Minna an army and getting a ton of people killed
The MHC have higher authority tham Mewni so them making Festivia the queen makes her the rightful queen sorry.
Oh boo hoo this is a feudal world take your 21st century moralfaggotry somewhere else.
really? you think that wasnt a retarded plan?
Mewni was stable as of Cornonation. Moon decided to destablize it again so that she could take back the crown that was never actually hers.
Might equals right always works so yes. You have idea how many innocents got slaughtered in midde age wars?
but Mina was after Eclipsa so Moon had to make an army of 100 solarian warriors to stop her
damn that sounds stupid
No it wont be stable until only Mewmen live in it. Wtf do you think those people who shipped here wanted to so share a society with non mewmen? No monsters need to make their own nation and stop fucking wanting to live in ones made by non monsters.
the point is that unnecessary. The mewmans were building a new kingdom, monster and mewmans relations were starting to get better and Minna would never really been a threat, things were going well. then Moon pulled this mastermind bullshit out of her ass and threw gasoline on the fire
Lets face it the whole thing was simply to get things back to the way they were. Moon was basically leading Mewman Kingdom 2.0 so she figured "fuck it might as well". Its not like she was a fan of Eclipsa or monsters given what has happened to her time and time again.
The problem was she didn't want them to go full genocide like Solaria would. Just to fuck off. The warriors wouldn't listen and Moon was too stupid to check that the off switch worked in advance now that she had what she wanted
I hope this ending doesn't go where it's speeding down the highway on a sliver black phantom bike towards
Another problem is that Moon's yourt kingdom is filled by angry resentful dumbass mewmans who would probably not just hate the monster inhabitants of monster temple kingdom, but also the mewmans who still lived there and were fine with the new situation.
This would harm mewman unity even more.
People belong with their own get it in your head already liberal shit. Look at blacks they hang around their people by instinct and yet its wrong for whites to do the same. Moon andthe Mewmen did nothing wrong. Kelly lives only with her species, Ponyhead with hers, and even the pie folk stick with their own yet its Mewni that must accept outsiders to change their nation. Just Fuck off ok.
man youre retarded, Im talking about the logic of the attack
Moon did nothing wrong. Fuck Eclipsa, fuck monsters, and fuck jannies.
Not making sure that the offswitch would work is doing a great wrong thing.
Now Moon just created an army that is still loyal to a queen who has been dead for centuries, instead of herself.
It's not the Moonian army, it's the Solarian army.
That was dumb.
This fuck monsters fuck multiculturalism.
i was rooting for Mina in a way
but not for Moon, she's just a retard
Last I recall the bananamen didn’t need to be killed to a man because of their hyperaggression.
>Thunderwarriors: went crazy/blew up
That’s a funny way of saying betrayed and exterminated by the banana boat bastards.
Are we there yet?
MOUNT ARARAT NEVER HAPPENED
It bugs me that I was SO CLOSE with my prediction, but completely wrong. I was the guy pushing for Eclipsa to be the one pulling the strings on Mina.
Nah, that's too much intrigue for this show
Big E was an autistic athiest God-in-denial negligent bastard that caused some of his sons to go against him, left most of them in the dark to discover Chaos by themselves, and got glued to a magic toliet consuming a thousand psyker souls a day just so people can warp travel.
To making things worse, now his ultrablue toliet seat mary sue girly boat rowman has to play 52 pick up with the Imperium of man cause someone let the autistic babies broken down the Cadian baby gate, with Rickmus and Mortyarium want to cause everything to be either on fire or rotting.
How were you so close if you were completely wrong?
The Chaos Gods split em up from the get go hence why things go so fucked.
Sure, and humans & tau can never find romance, especially high ranking ones.
Are there more of these?
Even then, he should’ve educated them what Chaos was, rather than them slowly discovering it and thinking “wow this is the shit”, only for them to come back angry daemonic screech babies who are teetering with edge and rape.
Do NOT talk about The Emperor that way. He is the only entity with god-like powers that didn't intentionally do things to permanently fuck-up his species. Compare him to Eldar who fucked themselves into near-oblivion and Necrons that turned sentient fart-clouds into unstoppable mechas.
More than that, He did literally nothing wrong. If Lorgar hadn't been a batshit-insane religious fruitcake, intentionally lied to Horus, and put the poor bastard Magnus into a series of events that would permanently ruin the Webway Project, the Imperium of Man would've conquered the galaxy by the time the 41st millennium hit, and would've had the capacity to end the Tyranid threat. Thanks to Lorgar, NOT The Emperor, we're approaching the End Times.
If anything, it goes to show that The Emperor is so benevolent He would trust his sons implicitly, and believed they would do the same for Him.
>left most of them in the dark to discover Chaos by themselves
That was never part of the plan. One of the big things where he want wrong, was that the Chaos gods weren't just giant metaphysical parasites. They were thinking entities who took personal interest in his generals.
For a second I thought that was a screenshot of Dragon ball.
No instead he unintentionally fucked his species. How could he not see that Lorgar’s religious fanaticism and Chaos are a match made in hell? How could he be so negligent to think that his sons are immune to Chaos? His trust of his sons is why he is stuck on a magic toliet.
How the fuck would he not know? He’s made deals with them before! Fuck the only reason the primarchs exist is because he did a deal with the devil.
Thank you based gif poster
>Memeing Mina to be the good girl in all of this.
Yea Forums is weird.
What's the logical fallacy where you blame someone for someone else's actions?
What? This is the new canon now?
it was the other mother figure queen.
Moon actually has no motivation to take the crown from eclipse it makes no sense.
If they made eclipsa more of a gray area it would make sense but they dont. She goes from suspicious to flawed, but generally well intentioned character.
Name one thing Mina did wrong.
>"She tried to conquer Earth!"
Earth was presented to her as an unstable, chaotic, lawless society that would blindly follow any authority presented to them. At the time and within the context of the show, that's exactly how monsters were. She was shown an entire dimension of "Mewmans" that behave as "monsters", and found them needing to be culled. More than that, when it came to an election, instead of roiding out, she was willing to follow the rules of war instead of committing war crimes.
>"She's clearly delusional!"
She's so aware of what's going on in the politics that she managed to stage an ambush at the Monster Temple's nursery and prevented Meteora from winning when Marco and Star were at their weakest. Whether or not you want to call it unintentional is irrelevant; Mina's actions paved the way for defeating Meteora, whereas Star in the same episode allowed Mewni's near-destruction to come to pass.
>"She's not a strong fighter!"
She got one-shot by a cheap trick of magic no one had any idea Meteora could perform. Furthermore, Toffee used the same spell to one-shot the Magical High Commission, and in fact killed what's basically an aspect of god because of it. A spell like that has no defenses, and Mina cannot be penalized for losing to it.
>"She's not a victim! She's a monster!"
She gave up her everything, no matter how little, small, and insignificant it was, because she wanted to serve her Queen and her people. In fact, she served to protect people who actively turned against their ruler, based on what we've just seen. That's selflessness by its purest definition.
>"She wants to kill monsters!"
... And...?
Future bounded
what
please post all you've got
Damn Battlefleet Gothic looks different from what I remember
Well, she's a murderous psychopath who will usurp the only authority she's ever pledged her loyalty to, in addition to murdering the only child of the only person she ever pledged loyalty to and from whom whose power she has survived, all in service to blind racism that wasn't applicable in the past, and certainly isn't in the present or future.
So there's all that.
they still didn't tell us why Mina knew that Heinous is Meteora
"SURPRISE!"
dramatic recreation
She pledged herself to Solaria, as stated by this latest few episodes. Not to any other queen. She was willing to make exceptions for people willing to fulfill the mantle of a true queen, such as Star and Moon, but both of them have instead turned traitor to her, or attempted to apprehend or kill her.
Furthermore, Eclipsa gave up the legacy of Solaria. If you want to present Eclipsa as a prodigal daughter instead of getting success by having everything fall perfectly into place without her having to work for it, while still getting to play the victim card, go right ahead.
Ha! I knew it!
>some people use money for evil, lets destroy all the money
We see from Moon the Undaunted that even as recently as Moon's reign Mina was working alongside the queens and the MHC, and she would've been around when the baby trade happened.
If she knew Meteora got shipped off at the time it happened and then someone with club markings shows up to the same place she was taken from 300+ years ago, she could've just put two and two together.
Money doesn't allow one to turn off gravity, instantly summon beings capable of blowing you up, teleport, or stop time
>Tom actually did got forgotten in the Realm of Magic
I can't believe it. Can this man get any more cucked?
then why doesn't Eclipsa know her?
t. poorfag
Will there be a reason for Moons sudden incompetence or is this just the sort of character she is now? I mean, Eclipsa had no idea where Moon went, Moon didn’t check the spell throughly enough to make sure she could actually preform the off switch, and thought that recreating an unstoppable army would be a good thing.
This isn’t Moon right? Someone was controlling her right?
At least he made friends with the Eldritch Shadow Horse
Moon has been shown to be hilarious incompetent in the show. What kind of a fucking moron sends their daughter with an unlimited supplies of nukes, unprotected, to another dimension with absolutely no supervision?
Don't think so.
Some drawfag on /tg/ did these a while ago, but he hasn't shown up for a while.
Episodes when?
Because Eclipsa's a self-centered bitch, I guess. Just from the flashback today there's no real reason Eclipsa shouldn't have known of Mina if she was the #1 soldier devotedly following Solaria's orders for all of Eclipsa's early childhood and beyond, especially if Solaria took Eclipsa into battle with her.
pretty sure an unlimited supplies of nukes is the best protection anyone can have
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Look grateful.
Reminder that none of this would have happened if Jhustin remained on the throne since he was the best negotiator Mewni has ever known. Solaria was too mad and passionate for her own good.
Oh I am. Really am.
Fuck back to R3ddit you stupid niggerfaggot poltard
blame Glossaryck
Jushtin was the "best negotiator" by frivolously spending money and throwing parties while touring around with his entourage, instead of actually engaging in proper diplomacy. He also left the Spellbook in horse shit in the stables and didn't bother looking for it, prioritizing having a good time over royal responsibilities. When it came time to actually do something under Solaria's rule, he fucked up negotiations with monsters, and led to an outbreak of war from failing.
Nice revisionism, though.
Anyone got a PDF of the book?
this all wouldn't have happened if the MHC just executed Eclipsa for being a monstercock hungry traitor
True dat. Jhustin was a charmer, even after dead he's still smashing pussy.
The peace talks broke down because Solaria sperged out about Eclipsa playing with a monster kid and went RIP AND TEAR mode.
You know seeing how bad the plot is actually depresses me because the Book of Spells is really well done and interesting with all the queens backstories and different spells. Where did it all go wrong?
In her defense, it's just Earth she sent her to.
We're garbage here.
Those were the second negotiations, the first negotiations came when Solaria was first crowned. Furthermore, Solaria being on the defensive when it comes to protecting the bloodline is nothing to belittle, even if hindsight can prove her "wrong".
Didn’t Solaria fuck up any negotiations after she caught Globgor and Meteora together? I imagine Jhustin was getting somewhere since he managed to get the Lucitors and Ponyheads on Mewnis side.
Then they all would have died under Toffee's attack because Moon had no idea of what to do until Glossaryck gave her the idea to visit Eclipsa.
You know what? Yeah, she should have died because then Septarsis would have made the Monster Kingdoms great again after whiping out all those filthy Mewman refugees.
and they would have killed off magic, a better future for all
Says the nigger whos never heard of surrogate pregnancy
She goes to the gu- cliffs with the rest of the impure trash.
Tried to kill a baby.
Would you destroy electricity in the whole universe to stop Hitler? Star would
Also Globgor killed the King of Mewni. I imagine if a queen's secret lover killed the king and attacked the kingdom then ran away with him, her position would be removed.
Moon really forced Toffee's hand by showing that magic could overcome nature.
Which one? The 300 year-old hyper-sentient god-favored half-monster bordering on omnipotent and wrapped in so much plot armor not even Nefcy could end her existence, that also happened to be the person that killed her first?
A monster baby. Also nice to see a little balance, that Mina wasn't acting alone and that there were other Mewmans who wanted to depose the monsters. Although going by Ponyhead's stupid livecam episode you'd think the entire kingdom would have rebelled.
I KNEW THAT FAGGOT WAS JEALOUS!
>Would you destroy _____ in the whole universe? Star would
this has meme potential
It was Skywynne's fault. She misconstrued being a teenager as being a permanent idiot who would be unfit to rule so she got knocked up again. She was jumping for joy when she had Solaria
Boy she must have felt great for what Solaria ended up doing
>CAN YOU FEEL IT? THE SHAKING RAGE OF JACKIEFAGS?
No, but i can feel the shaking rage of the Starcofags.
>King of Mewni
USELESS
>Starcofags
>Seething
You're projecting user
Solaria was a dumb, deranged cunt. Even her contemporary villagers thought she was nuts, and were okay with coexisting with monsters.
>Tom finally realizes that Star is a thot
>what about russia and streams?
The twitch streamer we watched this episode through at 3AM eastern is a horribly obnoxious literal autist who was screaming memes like "Make Mewni Great Again!" repeatedly, and also the chat for that stream was filled with Cyrillic text from Russian viewers.
Apparently Skywynne was perfectly fine with having Jhustin take the throne, but she had to save face due to Mewni only wanting a queen to rule. She always saw great potential in him.
Hey, be nice to Jebus.His waifu Jackie was nearly gone forever.
>antiStarco fags can’t handle the fact they’re wrong
This.
Monsters lived peacefuly until Mewmans arrived and decided to steal instead of sharing like all the other tribes. They are a fucking plague and magic is a virus.
Toffee was about to win against the oppresive Mewman Kingdom until Moon learnt Eclipsa's spell from her.
If Eclipsa had been executed, Moon would have become a toilet for septarians while forced to watch all her citizens die in agony... like they deserved for trusting in the MHC and be a bunch of foreign parasytes.
Magic was a mistake, Septarsis did nothing wrong.
Of course the incel would strike a Chad
Never lost faith in Saint Broly
>star vs the forces of evil
>her romantic rival turns out to be gay
woah.....
>the virgin fire emo
>the Chad Mexican Ninja
>Tom is Elliot Rodger
Initially she did. When it became apparent that he gave zero fucks about magic, went out partying, and lost the book one time she wrote him off as an idiot who would be unfit to rule and sought to get a replacement. Hence why she was excited when she had Solaria.
I know Eclipsa is a monster cock riding flake with impulse issues... but damn if I wouldn't run my sword through her, too.
>when cornered, antiStarco fags get desperate and start mudthrowing
Take notes everyone.
Nefcy said that Toffee's goals would have aligned with the protags goals and he wasn't really wrong. It was just how he went about it that was wrong and he was a dick.
A monster with unlimited power...the same baby who try to destroy the kingdom
It's clear Mina isn't supposed to be too likable/sympathetic and yet somehow she very much is. I'm not really defending "push all the monsters off the cliff" (I'm not opposed to it, either), but compared to Eclipsa and her family she actually has a more sympathetic backstory and comes off like she's suffered in life.
That flashback scene in today's episode sure didn't help that at all, if we're just supposed to see her as contemptible.
The only salt I'm tastin is Jarcuck tear
Not with your bank account numbers.
>mixed-race
>extremely wealthy
>compares his inadequacies to his "friends'" successes
>when he finally snaps the first he kills is his "friends"
>is so delusional he thinks he's right
Did the writers mean to fuck up this bad?
Bring it on
>Would you destroy GEMS in the whole universe? Star would
this has meme potential
Moon present for Star was a Coup d'Etat
Basically, literally everything is Glossaryck's fault.
Did Elliot Rodger ever date? His manifesto is the embodiment of tldr.
Seems pretty spot on to the saint of all incels to me
No but it can get you close equaivlents.
>Would you destroy every child's virginity in the whole universe? Star would
I think the issue with Mina is that everyone was fine with monsters in her time, only seeing them as bad neighbors or pests. She was the only one who couldn’t see past Solarias bravado and see the insanity that was underneath.
She’s like this by her own choices because she’s too stupid to not see the bigger picture.
>Hey, be nice to Jebus.
He was literally screaming memes. Over and over and over again. And Marvel quips too. If you're streaming TV shows just put on the TV show and don't make lots of noise. It's not that hard to do, I can't even remember another time any other stream I've ever watched came anywhere close to that degree of external noise.
Being negligent deserves blame in of itself.
Check the lore on the wiki, might’ve changed.
big OOF
Its not hard to see her point of view or feel sympathetic. I mean she was a nobody who found purpose only to basically be discarded and lose everyone she cared about (that being her queen and war comrades).
Problem is she is literally crazy at this point.
I feel the problem is that we only really got that sentiment in the last season.
We knew Mina went crazy as a while ago, but from all we knew she was generally revered as a war hero.
>Saint of all incels is part demon
Makes sense to me.
Why is Glosarik so calm about Star wanting to destroy magic? Apart from "hold on" he did nothing to stop her. Is he that sure she lacks Toffee's resolution?
post yfw Ludo does absolutely nothing in the finale and doesn't even show up in the background
Reread. She was so damn excited she had tears of joy as she took the wand from him while Jhustin being the idiot he was took to be sadness.
They are bringing back the first ending theme right? I can i magine it with a slower tempo, and different lyrics to show Star maturity
Glossaryk is playing 4D chess.
Good.
he might actually turn out to be the one character to get a decent conclusion to his arc.
He is definitely going to take down Solarian Crow at the very least. He will fly in with his mount and spider and shut that thing down
Because there's no way she will want the depiction of the tapestry to come to pass (i.e. she can't see marco in the tapestry)
He thinks her love for marco will stop her from destroying magic so he's not going to tell her that marco's in her pocket.
her outfit doesn't have any pockets
Bless you user.
I could have sworn the front of her dress had one one time. Maybe I'm wrong. Anyone got a screencap of the tapestry?
Hes god user. He knows how everything begins and ends. Hell he may not truly disappear if magic goes away or maybe he's just tired of existence.
>post yfw Broly was right
>Elliott was a hapa
>Tom's a hapa
Makes sense
There have been a few times where a pocket has appeared on Star's dress temporarily when they wanted to show her pulling something out of it, and then vanished just as quickly when that was done.
I couldn't tell you which dress or which episodes, but it's happened before.
>Would you destroy every minority in the whole universe? Star woudl
Skywynne saw greatness in him when he was 2, then he became a teenager, did dumb teenagers things and she decided he couldn't become King because he was an "idiot", so she got herself pregnant again just to be sure her son wouldn't get the throne. In the end, he did get better with time and gained maturity and yet, never got to prove what he could do.
she usually uses her star fannypack to hold her stuff, but a couple of times in-show she's reached behind her back and pulled out e.g. her phone out of her ass implying a pocket but I think that's just for easy animation
>Star's magic censoring River's dick
Well if I wanted to put on my aluminum foil hat I'd say we can't see what's in her left hand. Could be little pocket marco. Is there a shrinking spell in the book of spells anywhere?
but she's our thot
This. GoT is actually hard to wrap up. George RR Martin has spent years throwing his pieces all over a map, and gave the writers his list of things he wants to ultimately accomplish, but even he hadn't figured out how to get all the things done that he wanted done.
SVTFOE was an easy thing to wrap up. Just... don't pretend that any of this needs an Epic Conclusion and also teaches Lessons About Bigotry (which don't even work well when you consider how different their world is from ours).
They took something simple and fucked it up by trying to make it complicated.
What about this portrait told Star that she destroyed magic, I don't understand
considering a decent portion of this board is commifornia native I wouldn't disagree
she read the script
Arik Taranis lived
>dbz invented buffing up
I think her logic in the episode is supposed to be "Glossaryck told me I'm in a world where I destroyed magic so this must be a tapestry of me destroying the magic"
I've seen it here too and I'm pretty far removed from California.
The concept of kids having kids isn't new.
Poor guy
Eclipsa was better than Moon.
She left her people to figure out how to survive.
Moon has babied them to the point that a fucking scheduler seemed like magic to them.
I hurt myself today To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything
What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end
And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt...
>The MHC have higher authority tham Mewni
Do they though?
Where they lie in the pecking order is VERY ambiguous. Glossaryck created them to be go-betweens between the Queens and the Realms of Magic. Anything beyond that is pretty inconsistent. One minute the Queens can apparently tell the MHC what to do, the next the MHC can secretly put a new queen in place.
Or maybe he wants Meteora to take over his job and that's why he has been training her in secret.
In the PV of the finale we see her doing some serious deeping down in the Realm.
Also why can't my sister's kids be as useful as Meteora? She fucking crawled inside a vending machine to get snookers, that would have saved me a lot of kicking.
>One minute the Queens can apparently tell the MHC what to do, the next the MHC can secretly put a new queen in place.
because there was no queen?
Eclipsa ran away and left the wand and book behind
Fucking hell I cringed hard at almost all of episode 19.
>Star and B-Team showing up
>Ponyheaaaaaaad
>You're filled with love
>PONYHEEEAAAAAD
>Le epic final fight huehue so cool guys omg
Fucking hell
>Post YFW Nameless Spell was used
There was Jushtin but they couldn't manipulate him (same with Meteora as she would have been against monsters being attacked when she grew up) and that's why they put a random orphan.
The latest episodes made clear why they are doing this and it's not because of monsters but because they want a queen completely dependant of them. They are so desperate to be important and orgaize meetings they'll rather see the whole kingdom destroyed than accept the jobs Glossaryck gave them.
There's one pocket she has that she can store a mini Marco
Sure. I'm just saying, I don't think the writers themselves have a good grasp of where the MHC normally fall in the pecking order. Are they advisers that have gotten so used to being listened to that they're started thinking of themselves as being in charge? that would make sense, but fuck if the show's likely to address it! Two episodes left!
I wonder bout its range. Can it be stopped? Has it dissipated or is it still roaming Mewni melting rocks?
Did you train them to do it?
I kind of want that the last emotional part of the series uses this song youtube.com
Jushtin married a spiderbite and was like 50 years old, also he could have died when Globgor burned down the spiderbite forest
Then why not just kill off the counsel? Wait a sec, a group of unelected elites who want a controllable pawn in charge to further their agenda... Where have i heard that before?
I love that shit
The book of spells was lazily written in every aspect.
OY VEY THE GOYIM KNOWS!
You know what's going to be awesome?
Ponyhead never being in any more episodes. Due to the lack of more episodes, but still, I'm calling this a win.
His "entourage" were the heirs to some of the most important families in Mewni. Jushtin was making connections that would've been useful in the future as a ruler.
Reminds me of this
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Ponyhead will host Starco wedding
NoNoNoNNnNnOoOONoNoNo
>accept the jobs Glossaryck gave them
Aren't they doing the jobs Glossaryck gave them?
All we know from the book of spells is that he created them to be go-betweens for the monarchy and the realms of magic.
Eclipsa going "fuck the monarchy, you can melt down the throne for all I care" had to give them the existential crisis of all time. Small wonder they eagerly agreed with King Whatshisname's plan to just make a random baby the new queen.
If anything, the problem is that Glossaryck had himself some incredibly powerful magical kids, gave them a poorly-defined job, then deadbeated for generations, leaving them to figure out what the fuck they're meant to do with no guidance.
Glossaryck's a dick.
Goddamn monkey's paw...
Not really. Glossaryck just wanted to teach Mewmans stuff relating to magic and other concepts. Not to go fucking around in their personal affairs and fanning the flames of war with the locals.
We've seen nothing to suggest that he bothered to tell his kids "being go-betweens just means teaching them a thing or two about magic, no helping them with wars or anything."
What we HAVE seen is him starting a fucking monarchy by handing unlimited nukes to a woman after going "eenie meenie miney moe."
Shit, he put Rhombulus in charge of warfare magic. Warfare. Magic.
"Warfare." His words.
You don't give a bunch of random hicks a warfare magic advisor, then go "of course, I don't go fucking around in their personal affairs and fanning the flames of war."
/pol/tards are desperate to latch onto anything.
Techically speaking, Star and Eclipsa were more proactive about trying to improve Meman-Monster relations. Had diplomacy maybe Mewni couldve been great again. Moon is more of a neocon war hawk.
They latch onto her, because she's a stand-in for people like them.
At this point, we know nothing about Glossaryck's endgame or agenda. The way things are now, it seems like all of this was some complicated suicide gambit since he'll cease to exist if magic is destroyed.
But if he intends for magic to be destroyed, why did he train Meteora and claim that 'magic will be in good hands' with her?
moons a fucking idiot who just got done turning her peasants into genocidal khornate tier super soldiers that will eventually die by there own lunacy,and released what she thought was a man eating monster in the middle of a crowded amphitheater, and then tried to lecture star about how a queen must do anything for her people.
basically, yep.
Mina and by extention Moon come off as neocons
This.
As a matter of fact Glossaryck hated politics and believed they should never mix with magic... for obvious reasons.
The MHC shoud have never participated actively in the decitions of the kingdom, but they got power drunk with Solaria and couldn't stop after that.
Meteora would have never be dependant of them and that scared the shit out of them. Festivia, on the other hand, was the perfect pawn.
...
Changing the topic I like how Eclipsa knows exactly how to read Moon. During the Vending Machine scene, the whole thing is a set up to read Moon's mind, as we see she doesn't trust her with holding Meteora... she denies her from it TWICE.
Once in the tavern, Eclipsa knows again what to do with Moon and stops the dog dude from bullying her. She hides this by stating she wants to play but it just another excuse for Moon to open her mind and amotions.
Eclipsa did want to help her regain her self-esteem and will for making the good thing. She could have been cruel like Star but chose to be suportive instead, because there's no need to push a beat-up horse.
I loved Eclisa in these episodes.
Murder-suicide, not suicide.
The MHC are also creatures of magic (along with other creatures, I'm guessing).
All this just to kill himself and his kids.
Stand aside, Norman Osborn, Yea Forums has a new Worst Dad Ever.
Wait the same black goo in the promo is the one from Toffee...does she resurrect him to help her?
Getting a lot of people killed with a stupid plan like an angry woman
Moon seems more of a centrist to me. She made a bad deal with a crazy person, to prevent her from doing something even worse. Only to see it all blow up in her face, when the crazy person had no intention of honoring it.
it might be a similar color because it represent dead magic rather than active.
I think the black goop is just the end result of the Realm of Magic being completely corrupted, all congealed into greenish black sludge. I don't think it necessarily has to do with Toffee.
why wasn't she reading Moon's mind during the coronation?
>The MHC shoud have never participated actively in the decitions of the kingdom
I'm just fucking saying, the job that Glossaryck gave to Rhombulus is "managing the [warfare] contact point between the Queen and the Realm of Magic."
First off, what the fuck does "managing to contact point" even fucking mean, and second off, if you don't want your kids meddling in the affairs of humans, maybe don't put your most simple-minded child in charge of being a WARFARE contact point.
Jesus, even just putting someone in Mewnie to TEACH the Mewmans about warfare magic, or even just clean after warfare magic messes, is kinda meddling in mortal affairs, don't you think?
"I don't do politics" my ass. Dude literally started the monarchy.
Teach about and how to deal with this aspect of magic and direct meddling with their decisions and goverment are two very different things
>joked long ago that Star and Marco would be separated at the end, as the death of magic would mean they would no longer be able to travel between dimensions
>that’s exactly what’s going to happen
OH NO NO NO NO
Bros, what did we do?
Reminder that, thanks to Star's decision, Mariposa and Meteora will never see each other again.
sue for plagiarism?
Not the first time Meteora is going to be fucked over by the "adults" in her life.
>Teaching people about warfare magic won't have political consequences
Teaching people some country's government to make nukes is kinda meddling in politics.
And again, he literally created the monarchy. Picked a mind-wiped woman at random, handed her a freshly made wand and declared her in charge.
Jesus, those kids were better off in Hekapoo's dimension.
...Unless of course, Star's anti-magic plan destroys Hekapoo's dimension.
Reminder that is all Moons fault
Normal, standard storytelling logic would tell you to get the two characters together at the end and wrap up all plot threads in a satisfying way at the close. Instead, modern Progressive creators feel the need to appear edgy and cool by going against formula and subverting audience expectations. They get to make their artistic "statement" instead of delivering a quality product.
There are thousands of writers and artists who are not household names or individually famous but still contributed to wonderful stories and shows that are remembered fondly and talked about with reverance well past their respective end dates.
>implying Star doesn't end up on Earth with Marco in the end
I don't even like their relationship and I can see it coming a thousand miles away
I travel further up the ladder and blame Glossaryck for making a wand and just slapping it in the hands of the first Mewman to say hi to him.
...Actually I travel even further up the ladder and blame the writers for giving us a bad show.
March 4th, 2017
>Normal, standard storytelling logic would tell you to get the two characters together at the end and wrap up all plot threads in a satisfying way at the close. Instead, modern Progressive creators feel the need to appear edgy and cool by going against formula and subverting audience expectations. They get to make their artistic "statement" instead of delivering a quality product.
Holy fuck, the absolute STATE of this user.
>gIVE ME A CLASSIC STORY NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
something dumb will happen at the last possible second and either star will go with marco on earth or marco will stay with star on mewni, and then theyll hold hands and stare off into the sunset and one will whisper something like "I guess im stuck with you here, forever" and then the other will say "yep!" and then theyll smile and kiss and then itll pan up to a beautiful shot and fade to black
>the end
>and then everyone claps
>They bring Meteora or Mariposa with them.
So, you DON'T want a satisfying ending? You WANT the creators to piss in your mouth so they can feel morally superior while you're left confused and upset?
>So, you DON'T want a satisfying ending?
user, that ship has sailed.
>So, you DON'T want a satisfying ending?
Bit late for that.
Tapestry shows Star is "destroying" the magic and losing Marco
Finale will reveal Star is actually returning the magic and Marco comes back
hi millerfag
I WILL RECORD MYSELF TURNING NEFCY'S SAILOR MOON ASS INSIDE OUT WITH MY DOUBLE MANDINGO SIZED BULL COCK IF SHE DOES THAT SHIT! AND I WILL NEVER EVER LET HER WATCH THE RECORDING!
To be fair, teen Meteora was a bit of a cunt and her happiness is irrelevant.
So just burn it down then?
>millerfag
This is new to me
>Toffee was right all along
> SURPRISE
>mfw
Dindu Nuffin threads had it right with him.
>Implying Meteora isn't Glossaryck's version of a save point.
Meteora can suck souls passively, an ability no other Butterfly has, and we see her diping down in the PV.
What if she uses it to absorb the corruption from Janna's unicorn and re-start magic under new laws?
I just won't believe Star's and Marco's promise to Mariposa is going to be forgoten. There's going to be a trick.
Based pepe'kek
>kick mewmans out of their homes
>mandatory reparations
>new leader has bias towards outgroup because she sucks monster dick and therefore puts said outgroup before you while you struggle to get by
>powerful champion steps in to stand up for you and has a plan to improve your living conditions
Why am I supposed to hate Mina and love Eclipsa? Mina is the only one in touch with the proletariat, while Eclipsa couldn't give two shits.
What's this now?
I'll wait until the show is over obviously, but I honestly don't have high hopes.
In any case, it's not like it's gonna be the first property to end in a shitshow; try to not not let it sour the enjoyment of the good times you had with the show.
>powerful champion steps in to stand up for you and has a plan to improve your living conditions
Okay now we're going into headcanon territory.
This is Mina, user. Her plan is probably "MAKE EVERYONE A SOLARIAN WARRIOR"
Mina isn't in touch with the proletariat, she's in touch with the genocidal shitheads who only want to Rip,Tear, and Purge on the level of a Khornate Berzerker. Eclipsa is a god awful queen but at least she did 'some' queen things. Moon would be best until her character assassination.
I want to say Star would be good but she's clearly inept. Too easily angered, too impatient, not wise at all (bullshit to Eclipsa saying she was in the last episdoe), lacking empathy, too headstrong, and too prone to selfish needs.
Fuck, all the queens are terrible.
Give Meteora to King River and Globgor and shove the queens in a closet. Gay as it sounds, those two can teach respect, honor, humility, and how to be a proper fucking ruler so that Meteora can fix everyone's fucking mess.
So what I'm gathering from these threads is that two episodes a season are pretty good and rest are generic trash
So, she's going to destroy magic, and Glossaryck is going to cease to exist. Considering the small hinted note that Marco pointed out, being that mewmans are just humans with fancy magic in their blood, would it be safe to assume that all the mewmans are just going to be exported out like the filthy immigrants that they are?
It's been so long, and so mired in bullshit, that I cannot remember much of the good times.
And I fear now that I have been tainted by this filth, when I do go back to watch the good times it'll be marred by the terror of season 3/4
Yfw Star gathers Ludo, Loki Lizard and Meaty Aura to stand as a trio and corrupt the magic together, showing that her 3 main villains, the forces of evil, helped end the true force of evil
One of them has Moon or Festivia's cheeks marks.
More like the first two seasons are good, then for season 3 and 4 we only have... five good episodes in all? And none of them are really story-related and are one-off adventures.
Ok so I looked at the other queens and we also got Rhina's cheeks marks on there.
>The Kings of both respective cultures are the most based and upstanding ones
I thought you guys said it was a Lesbian show.
The first 2 seasons and movie are from when it was still Nefcy's baby, they're all good. The next 2 seasons came after Cotugno's blackmail coup, and aren't worth watching.
Is the show ever going to bring up Marco having fucking magic?
Actually, the only lesbians that show up is for 2 minutes at most and was only one episode a bit ago. Otherwise, no.
It's supposed to be very female-centric with the characters and point of views, but they've done so terrible that it turned around and made the males look best.
Anyone can use magic. The mewmans are human decidents.
>Mina isn't in touch with the proletariat
>she's in touch with the genocidal shitheads who only want to Rip,Tear, and Purge on the level of a Khornate Berzerker
>Eclipsa is a god awful queen but at least she did 'some' queen things. Moon would be best until her character assassination.
>I want to say Star would be good but she's clearly inept. Too easily angered, too impatient, not wise at all (bullshit to Eclipsa saying she was in the last episdoe), lacking empathy, too headstrong, and too prone to selfish needs.
>Fuck, all the queens are terrible but let's keep the status quo.
spoken like a true wage-slave. revolution doesn't happen without blood. kill yourself, bourgeois apologist.
Do try; it's better to light a candle than to curse retarded writing decisions.
he's holding the wand with it transformed next episode
>Star ''kills'' magic
>Meteora asspull something and her tapestry start
>After Star tapestry is finished Marco with the wand tapestry starts
I shouldn't build any expectations but Marco must do something big with that fucking wand, but males aren't allowed to be competent in this show so eh.
But the proletariat hate Mina and her army, user. They are running from them in complete horror because they are genociding everybody and not just the monsters.
The only ones who supported Mina are now part of the army and will eventualy kill themselves because of how mentaly unstable they are.
On the other hand Eclipsa has improved mewmans lifestyle, and her husband was elected democraticaly in the first act of a monarch giving power to the peole in their whoe history. Everybody in their kingdom loves them and are willing to die for them.
Those who asked for a new home got one and there is a large variety of leisure options.
Sorry user, but the proletariat despised Solaria for getting them into a war they found unecesary and now Mina is being even worse by massacring those she is supposed to protect.
>4 suits with Eclipsa, Meteora, Moon and Star
Do you think they'll just ignore that?
try opening up a direct link to one of the episodes
it doesn't work with all file types btw
Probably
>Star and Marco's dialogue during the kiss scene was the closest we'll ever get to BF animated
It was wholesome tho
Literally next episode. He's holding the wand transformed in the promo.
They already forgot or preferred to subvert expectation with that poster of Globgor with the gargoyles, it's better to not have expectations.
The only thing I feel is a tumor because that shit just gave me cancer.
>no wand
>no Meteora
>Star and Marco will actually get cleaved between dimensions
Fuck my life and this gay show
Until everyone is diverse no one should be diverse. Make Tom's kind mix with monsters you hypocrites.
So, how can we summarize S4 to make it feasable? Which episodes would you delete?
>show is called Star vs The Forces of Evil
>Toffee is obviously evil
>show becomes Star vs The Forces of Bigotry
>Toffee was a good boy who did no wrong
>the real final boss was racism all along
I like Toffee but fuck this shit.
Moon did nothing wrong fuck that culture destroying bitch Eclipsa and Star too. Star needs to be killed or perm banned from Mewni because of this bullshit.
So if we are in this timeline everyone gets to be happy but star loses the one she truly loved? that some bullshit after all she did for those dumb fucks?
>magic is destroyed
>Marco is teleported back to Earth
>so is Star, because it's where she's supposed to be
>the realm of magic no longer contains magic but can still be traveled through, so they can still visit Mewnie through the well
>dude why does mewman propaganda lie
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So, we doomsday now
Toffee wasn't a good boy. He was right but he was still a villainous ass who went about it wrong
He killed Star's grandma still
really parallels Jaime and Brienne from GOT
>tease part of that poster since s1 and it was the most ominous thing in the show so far
>hurr why do u liek mewni propaganda
It's not my fault that the writers decided to shit in my plate.
Look at Star backstab her mom for Eclipsa just revolting Eclipsa is a stranger compared to Moon.
I swear to God if the ending scene is Marco/Star hurting when suddenly a portal opening sound is heard thus ending the series I'll fucking kill myself
have a (you) for completely fucking missing the point in calling it out to be a propaganda piece.
But there's a comic with Glossaryck, his wife, and kids that all look like ugly baby glossarycks.
What portal? No magic means no Heckapoo.
I mean... Glossaryck fucks around and does silly things with copies of himself was the point of that scene, I think.
The MHC are his actual sentient possessing-free-will children. And he's been terrible to them.
The tapestry is a red herring/eucatastrophe.
The Star is assuming it shows her destroying the magic, but it'll turn out it's actually showing her restoring the magic after something else destroys it. It'll be a happy ending after a fake out sad one.
The bait is heavy but I'm going to bite that hook real fucking hard.
I am well aware revolution doesn't happen without blood. But can you quote anywhere in the show that Mina has any concerns for mewmans? At all? Or are all her quotes essentially "FUQDAMONSTERSFUQDAMONSTERSFAQDDMUNSTER"
>It's about time we give the kingdom back to the Mewmans!
Near as I can tell, Star's plan involves killing Glossaryck, killing Hekapoo, killing Rhombulus, killing Reynaldo, killing Omnitraxis Prime, and killing various magical beings in the realm of magic (including her unicorn daughter).
She's killing a lot of folks.
Oh, and breaking her word with Meteora and Mariposa.
>Meteora, Janna and Marco are the ones transported to Earth after magic is gone, because of the promise in the Neverzone
>The wand, who is in Marco's possesion according to the PV, is again Meteora's rattle
>Her role was to restart magic from Earth. As she saw Glossaryck creating the first wand from her rattle, she repeates the process by placing Janna's unicorn (the one inside her hat) inside.
>Meteora's first spell after that is a portal to see her parents.
>Star and Marco meet again.
>The end
Well then fucking foreshadow the Mewni propaganda also (and no, mewnipendancy only showed that the monster had it unfair and nothing else, much better than the current monster racism crap), literally everyone trough that Globgor would be something more.
Magic is multiversal she would be the most evil person in history for getting rid of it.
Since Moon is suddenly a stupid asshole it might as well be retroactively saying that was a good and necessary thing, because at this point why fucking not?
Moon becoming the antagonist was actually a good twist.
Absolutely this
What alternate plane of existence did you just drop in from?
I legitimately want this to be the ending.
Monster Hand?
Californian here.
My city was in the top 10 chart for teen pregnancies. Three friends of my became teenage mothers.
I can absolutely believe this.
Yes. Native Californian here, the whole durr hurr 5th biggest economy horeshit is just a cover for how dysfunctional this state is. They herded all of their poor and deported all their drug addicts into the San Bernadino area, aka LA's personal gas chamber.
How is it not?
Oh good.
After, you know, needlessly destroying every building and indiscriminately slashing at everyone and everything.
It's like the Crusaders claiming Deus Vult! We will take Jerusalem! and then burning *everything* to the ground and salting the earth.
Dab on them Mewmans
>ponyhead is an active part of the finale
>what about your people
>let's give the kingdom back to the mewmans
>moon tries to betray the mewman revolution
>mina, champion of the working class, sees through moon's ruse and leads the proletariat in battle against the monarchy
but no, by all means, let's give power to the monarchy, they're only one's capable and worthy of controlling the means of production.
Get ready for prince marco. Star's magic and hearts disappear in the promo and he gets a wand.
Because Moon has zero reason to do any of this outside of this season's piss poor excuse for "writing." If she thinks Eclipsa is a bad ruler, she can just ask for the throne back since goth girl would rather fuck off with babydaddy and spawn than run things anyway. If this is about the monsters getting along with Mewmans thing, that's pants-on-head retarded. In S2 she already bonded with Buff Frog over parenting and tried to help Ludo of all people just for the sake of his brother. Her being the villain is lazy last-minute character assassination.
Not sure what you're talking about. I feel no sympathy for that psycho bitch whatsoever and that flashback only proved just how bassackwards retarded and crazy she is. She needs to die and be put our of her misery.
>Tom disappears
>Ponyhead gets the final spot
If it has to be a trainwreck, you might as well make it as big as possible.
> let's give power to the monarchy
You caught yourself mate. The whole lynchpin of the episode of why the Solarians can't be defeated is because they are too Loyal to their Warrior QUEEN.
Besides, wouldn't the monsters be the discriminated working-class anyways?
I'm just waiting for great Mina porn again...
>moon thinks monsters don't eat at tables and eat there own children due to generations of propaganda
>>mewnipendance day doesn't count
>the magic high commission even show that they unironically believe the baby eater line with hekapoo's realization
>depictions of globgore show him breathing fire, when in actuality he put out fire with an ice breath
have you ever heard the term "history is written by the victors "
>we're all fucked either way so let's graciously leave the means of production to the bourgeois so they can rebuild their oppressive society without issue
> In S2 she already bonded with Buff Frog over parenting and tried to help Ludo of all people just for the sake of his brother
You can help non whites and still hate them you know that right?
Minna aint thicc that skirt lies
>hearts disappear
i didn't notice that
The Democratic party aside, I said bonding, and Moon genuinely gave a shit about Ludo's well-being even after he'd tried to take over the kingdom multiple times. Moon is not the kind of person to employ this dumbass plot and it's clearly a symptom of the writers trying to jam a square peg into a round hole after wasting an entire season's worth of setup.
Look anyone who thinks Moon did anything wrong is stupid, its her kingdom and her stupid daughter ruined everything by being a virtue seeking piece of trash.
>bros like why dont Mewni just become not poor n shit!
If the Mewni queens auto generate any resource the mewni peasants would have to labor to create it would make them lazy slobs devoid of any humanity. There would no purpose to the peasants if they didnt do any labor.
Is the Diaz Kingdom about to be established on Earth?
And I'd agree with you. Up until the last episode where Moon, offcamera, fell and cracked her skull on the yurt's pole, making her temporarily pants-on-head retarded and making convoluted, dipshit masterplans.
I'm expecting way too much with this but i really want to see Marco tapestry beginning, i think he even had a room for his spells that was empty.
So apparently a mere mortal can just delete magic in the multiverse with a wand that only works in one universe. Holy shit these writers are fucking retarded, the entire magic dimension should erase you from existence if you even attempt to that.
>Solara creates spell
>Solara is the only one who can undo it
>REEEEE THAT MEANS THEY'RE LOYAL TO SOLARA
>The monsters ARE the working class
>Obviously bourgeois pets that contribute nothing to Mewman proletariat
The wand worked on Earth though.
Honestly, everything went to shit because Moon and River couldn't rein in their kid. Moon should've taken her by the ear and worn that ass out with a leather strap until she got with the program.
The wand can only affect one universe in total so it being able to affect all magic in all dimensions is the height of bullshit.
Plus without magic, the Ponyheads' floating castle probably won't be able to keep floating. No big loss regarding the sociopaths who live there, but it's kinda a big problem once it hits the ground.
one of the queens nuked an entire dimension by accident and deleted gravity, magic is op as shit.
Reminder that Mina has unironically done nothing wrong
Why do people think Mina is gonna kill Moon? She just wants her out of the way she can chimp out on Eclipsa.
Now Solaria, THAT was a Queen.
because moon might stand in the way of a fucking psychopath incapable of empathy
>Our daughter is an idiot that causes constant trouble in our kingdom
>I know lets send her to an alien planet that ought to straighten her out!
Yes I know that already but until a queen can delete one million universes this is still bullshit. She also destroyed the dimension using magic meaning magic needs to exist in the dimension for it to be destroyed using magic. There must be some universes where the laws of magic dont exist that Heckapoo could just banish Star and Eclipsa too.
The wand has worked on literally every plane of existence they've portaled to.
The fact the MHC screwing around prevented wand magic shows the wand is not some absolute object that should be able to affect all magic in the multiverse.
Yes magical planes Heckapoo probably doesnt allow portal travelers to enter muggle planes that rely on science alone. Earth is a muggle plane because magic doesnt fucking exist in that universe at all.
Again, the wand worked fine there. Star dipped down there for the first time in her life. There is a magical well connecting Earth with Muni. Magic apparently exists plenty well on Earth considering all that. Why it's never been used is not established.
So we learned there is a limit to actual stuff in the multiverse and it just goes forever in an infinite black nothingness that deletes you if you touch it wait a second how can you touch nothingness?
Ok the universe is a low magic dimension compared to the one Mewni is located then.
yeah? that why you can still fucking portal there?
You've never watched the show before in your life. Earth is may be one the single universe they've gone to where magic isn't used in some capacity.
I call it low magic because no magic using life exists in the universe to the point it seems like nonsense to the inhabitants.
New pitch, Star vs becomes a sci-fi show as Star and Marco journey the cosmos for a non-magical way through dimensions.
To be honest, we can't see what is in front of Star. And I don't see ANY mewmans, except her family, behind her
it would be funny if her voice didnt hurt my ears.
You call it low magic because you're an idiot.
A king needs his queen after all. THERE'S STILL HOPE FOR STAR YET!
i would be ok with a sad ending for the series, at this point i have stopped caring about the characters for the most part
this guy isnt me btw, but i do wonder what your trying to say
Is that because English is your second or possibly third language?
Star’s motivation for going back to save Marco is she didn’t get to ride his taquito yet.
anons a dbag and doesn't understand /tg/ speak.
Her motivation is she finally realized Marco is Mr Right and she doesn't want to lose him now that they're together.
>tfw it's Solaria fucking mother.
>Now let's start by rounding up the rest of these folks and pushing them off this here ledge.
Old habits die hard I guess
Dude, they totally fucked in that barn
What is it with Disney and pushing the "tragic death by falling" method of character removal?
Sad but with some hope would be ok.
You don't have to show a body
Don't have to show it actually happenning.
that's the most likely outcome
English is my second language but I dont know any other languages, im like a romanian marco
Bloganon, are you in the chat? I’ve been keeping tabs and a lot of shit has happened, I wanna here your take.
Da, multsumesc
What chat?
again why is that one guy so hot
Why did the monsters kick out Mewmans as soon as Eclipsa had power? They had their own village. And not just some mewmans, they evicted all of them to die in the wilderness. Just because.
Honestly, they brought Mina and her army on themselves.
I know, third from the left is a fucking dreamboat
MUDA!
All of them, cut all the way back to battle for Mewni, except for a brief short where Ponyhead dies from being shoved up Tom's ass.
Who is the artist to these recent pics?
>Mosters didnt do nothin wrong
>Why did the monsters kick out Mewmans as soon as Eclipsa had power?
Cause the mewmans did it first. They were just taking back their property and the mewmans went "fuck y'all we're livin' in da woodz".
I count at least 16.
Honestly I just wish it happened way earlier so we didn't have to deal with love triangle bullshit for so long. I don't know why Nefcy dragged this shit out. Even them getting together was so last minute. I don't how anyone can be satisfied it happened this way.
What's my boy Sokolov doing there?
i just want it to end already so i can see them split up and everyone else be happy but star and marco cause fuck them right?
he was Sokoloving
>monster attacks are just part and parcel
>but attacking monsters isn't
You deserve the sword for this hypocrisy.
Muy Bueno
The mewmans who did it are dust in their graves. Nor do you know the circumstances of the war.
>force to be their toilet
A-user please don't say that ever again
That actually sounds like a good plan. But wait, is that unicorn still corrupted or would it be purified after the reset Star does?
it will die
But then how would that plan work? Fuck I actually want it now since that whole unicorn in the hat things would make a great Chekhov's gun.
So we all agree that Meteora is going to do the biggest asspull in the show right?
That doesn't change the fact it's their rightful property. Mewmans are the ones who didn't want to compromise and flipped the board.
>tfw you will never impregnate mina and have a 2 beautifull children rasing them in a traditional family with strong christian values
this thiccness is lie. A THICC LIE!
>spends 300 years slowly absorbing magic despite being raised via brainwashing
>goes on a rampage absorbing the souls of nearly every mewman on the continent
>get reborn as a child and taught by the magic all being dick himself
>spends a decade+ mastering dipping down in the neverzone
if you follow gloss's magic acts like radiation explanation it makes sense why she's so attuned to magic.
No. He was a psychopath who refused to do anything for himself. He went on a rampage because attractive thin blonde white women didn't approach him and do all the work.
>He went on a rampage because attractive thin blonde white women didn't approach him and do all the work.
Wow even his tastes in women was bland. Lmao the eternal supreme cuck.
Actually, it does. Sorry if that hurts your feelings, but losers in war are lucky to keep their lives, losers who keep attacking a kingdom that's beaten them before and survive are particularly lucky.
Who builds castles? Mewmans. They settled in empty lands and we're attacked by monsters from neighboring lands who claimed the magic wand and the food the mewmans grew belonged to monsters. Did you forget Ludo's entire plot line?
Unless the first 2 and a half seasons were retconned, monsters are in the wrong here.
>Sorry if that hurts your feelings, but losers in war are lucky to keep their lives, losers who keep attacking a kingdom that's beaten them before and survive are particularly lucky.
Pfft, yet here you are whining about Mewmans being pushed out when the monsters took over. Easy to preach "might makes right" only when you're the one winning.
Jushtin never struck me as an idiot. Maybe the loss of the wand and book drove him into denial, though.
Even if she does ill be good with it
>reading comprehension
The monsters attacked the mewmans, the monsters lost, the mewmans own queen betrayed them and got an armed rebellion she couldn't handle.
I don't think he actually had a sexuality, or if he did, I think he was closeted. He wanted young attractive blonde white women because of status, not because of any actual attraction. At the end of his autistic manifesto, he talks about wanting society to be all men/wants women to be caged up and artificially inseminated so no "man is left out". I severely doubt that nutcase was heterosexual.
>Marco with the wand tapestry starts
Glossaryk isn't GOD. He's an aspect of god. Basically a seraph en.wikipedia.org
Look what you've done Eclipsa, you've unleashed the Apocalypse
>The monsters attacked the mewmans
The mewmans invade their land and attacked them first
Never heard of the Rwandan genocide? The Zimbabwe disaster? The Afrikaneers situation in South Africa? Not saying keeping things as they are is the right choice but full revenge isn't the solution either. It ends hurting everyone.
The writing in this show is so...arbitrary. Not awful but it just feels like the writers pointed at random characters and decided to make them villains. Was any of this planned from the start?
I'm just gonna leave this here.
they already admitted that the story was going a completely different way but when trump won they HAD to change it to make it about racism with the whole mewmanss vs monster
Also, did you notice Moon built a wall in her new little town to protect it? kek
Conspiracy theories aside, the show was soft-rebooted after BfM.
they thought the show would end on battle for mewni and at some point through production on it the mouse popped in and ordered two more seasons and nefcy didn't say no.
>they already admitted that the story was going a completely different way but when trump won they HAD to change it to make it about racism with the whole mewmanss vs monster
What an idiots! Remind me to Penguindrum, a Japanese cartoon I really loved during the first half but the staff throw away the plans they had for the second half because Fukushima and it became into a fucking mess and it had a Kubo-tier ending. Both cases are terrible but at least Penguindrum's second half last for 3 months (12 episodes) and Fukushima was a fucking national disaster where many people died or lost their homes. The meme election is a joke by comparison and Star Vs has been dying for years.
Glossaryk:
>"Let's try this whole magic thing again, except give it to the men instead. I mean, giving women that kind of power!? What was I thinking?"
>What an idiots!
>wanna buy a pussy scented rag?
>the mewmans own queen betrayed them and got an armed rebellion she couldn't handle.
Sorry if this hurts your feelings but if a nation's leader is too weak and submits to a more powerful one then the subjects have no right to complain.
To be fair here, Moon was clearly under the impression it was going to be her own Army rather then Minas that would be sworn to her and was surprised by the "NO, WE ARE SWORN TO SOLARIA NOT YOU, YOU DUMB BITCH!" TWEEEEEEST.
Really should have double checked the spell.
It's not the fucking infinity gauntlet.
You are making the GOD´s job...
Blessed, redpilled, and based
You never know. The wand charger could be an infinity stone.
Oh that's why they completely undermined Moon as a character even after her season 3 development, for timely, about to age like milk commentary!
Cartoons were a mistake.
>but full revenge isn't the solution either
Stop being so dramatic, they moved back into their original homes. If they wanted full revenge they would have killed all the mewmans.
>The joke was how absurd it was for them to think that.
You need to go out more, teen pregnancy is too fucking common.
don't tell me you forgot about Beautiful Businessman
if Star kills the magic this man is gone
Reminder Star found a new boyfriend 24 hours after breaking up with Tom.
What a slut
Even in the very first episode Moon warned that the universe could be destroyed if the wand got into the wrong hands.
It's safe to assume everything from S3 backwards has been thrown out.
aw fuck.
So, will Moon face punishment for creating a unstoppable army or is she gonna escape judgement.
>Both dynasty’s of the Butterfly family had horrible rulers.
>Solaria was the original
>Crescenta was as well
Ironically both their older siblings were apparently very charismatic.
Most likely the latter if Suyin is any indication of how these characters go down as of late.
Reminder she never loved Tom
Man, your whining turns me on more than Starcos barn kiss.