Literally opposite, faggot. If Don bites it Gilda should too.
Jace Cruz
>i want to touch her butt with my butt lewd
Owen Barnes
That happens a little later
Brayden Nguyen
Anytime you want to call a character in The Promised Neverland dumb just remember that they're fucking 10
Ryan Bell
>tfw you will never be a demonic host of an orphanage full of smart kids. >tfw you will never make the kids go through a chicken run simulation. >tfw you will never take away their members one at a time to a horrifying fate they know abut. >tfw you will never take a special liking to one in particular >tfw you will never assist in their attempted escape and slowly pick them off one a time >tfw you will never make your favorite orphan pick between her friends or herself when its down to only two of them. >tfw you will never fall into ecstasy looking at the despair on her face. >tfw you will never do depraved things to her before serving her as food. JUST
>Norman thinks ahead to plan a double bluff trap for Ray >they think telling Don about a secret room won't cause him to immediately go look for it Preview makes it look like it wasn't part of Norman's plan, so I'm getting mixed signals about his intelligence
Robert Phillips
>inb4 they survive in the secret room, Ray leads Mom out, they say what’s in the room, with zero harm done
Michael Evans
>Moms groom food in exchange for not being eaten Wha? When they're adults won't the meat be past sale by date?
Christian Gutierrez
your in for nothing happens to them
Jason Scott
>Sword Art Online could've been Made in Abyss or pic related
Now that we are getting on to the marvelous misadventures of kittytoe, I am going to take the opportunity to post this season's BEST GIRL. I will literally open my veins if she doesn't win.
Norman is so busy playing 4D chess with Ray that He forgets that he has to play 1-D Chess with Don.
Kevin Murphy
Ray is proven more and more right that leaving everyone else behind is the best idea. There was absolutely no logic to anything Don did and if the show is smart should be harshly punished as a warning
Lucas Collins
We should have gotten Overlord instead of this gay shit
honestly at this point they could replace SAO with fucking gundam and i wouldnt care
Tyler Foster
Okay, I saw it on tvtropes before last week's episode (don't ask) and wanted to be sure.
Ryan Hughes
>my neighbor asked to use my flashlight so she could pick some flowers in the dark and make a bouquet to sell I don't believe her but I gave her the flashlight anyway.
William Anderson
Kill the children, Kirito Kill them all
Angel Price
Wrong. Not even the best girl in her own show either.
Simple rule for this show: Norman is always smarter than you think he is, and something is always somebody's plan.
Ryder Myers
What the fuck is with that voice?
Adrian Gray
I HATE THIS SHITTY FUCKING SHOW HATE THIS SHITTY FUCKING SHOW
Nathaniel Morgan
Why is this anime so bad at writing non-obnoxious girls. This entire fucking series should have just been the guy who glitched out and wrestler raped some girls.
Josiah Davis
>they look annoying For once in my life (other than wanting to fuck Asuno) I agree with Kirito.
Daniel Baker
>More lolis for the harem Holy FUCK this season is shit.
Those people are retarded. There was a decent fight scene early on that made people think the show was now good, but it's not. This season isn't even laughably bad like the previous seasons, it's just boring and drags on.
Hunter Wilson
"are you they" was that correct?
Daniel Murphy
>You'll never be a noble who rapes commoner nun girls.
>Getting shanked by a nun loli >She calls you a sinner with a pure smile YAMAEROOOO I want one!
Noah Rogers
>we heard you defeated two integrity knights Didn't the second of those defeats happen literally like 10 minutes ago? Just before they entered this room?
Are there cameras everywhere in this medieval palace?
Christian Cook
All sinners get the knife.
It's an acceptable thing to say, yeah. A little weird though.
Yo, Toonami General, it's time for SAO, so fuck that and let's groove out with some funky tunes.
Tonight, let's start off with Safe & Sound by Justice. youtube.com/watch?v=uXj8FM7lTrw I wanted to share this one because that bass is slick as a frog's butt, just dig that sound. I've long said I'm a strong appreciator of some disco funk, and this is the kind of thing I mean. So yeah, the bass is the star, but the strings aren't half bad either. But man, that electronic bass sound gets me bouncing. It brings to mind a hint of Daft Punk, but distinct enough to stand out - probably just thinking that because Robot Rock came up on my playlist earlier. Still, I felt this was the best one to start off tonight, so see what you think!
The guys from Dude Where's My Car could speedrun this tower in a pinch. Instead we get these moron protags who don't even have fake names or a fake story.
Why do little girls always gotta be stabbing everyone?
Charles Murphy
Yea, she's important. Not much to say except that she isn't a shitty one like I've heard anons say theirs are sometimes during random storytimes. I'm going to stay with her for a bit starting tomorrow, I probably would have anyway but I assume my being there will help since her mom passed away around 2012. I realized after I bought the card that I shouldn't have gotten one that said "I'll always need my mother" or something similar inside.
I guess the Elric brothers have been doing it all wrong
Evan Lopez
So Quinella's resurrection is just the Curse of the Abyss and she's a discount Bondrewd?
Brayden Parker
In the heart
Carter Foster
>ugly ass american shit nah you can keep.. that
John Rogers
The real one.
Gabriel Peterson
>All we've got to do is stay in the woods, killing Lolis. >Dude, are you insane? Do you know how many lolis we would have to stab to reach a level high enough? >Yes. 19,801.
Same thing happened in the first season. Paralysis is OP as shit in SAO based games.
Logan Wood
blink blink blink
Jeremiah Green
Nah, that's why she created a bunch of kids as test subjects. You need a control group after all.
Ryder Evans
It sucks that I wake up every saturday now and see it as a big chore just to get through the night, it takes too much effort to keep the stream going beside my browser, and then it freezes everything up at random and all my pages force refresh after 5 minutes and its just insufferable for my commentary no one reads. At least next week for the first time in months I'll be at my other home to watch this stuff on TV. Sucks that my allergies almost kill me there though.
Legally speaking, all of these fluctlights aren't even teenagers yet by real time, given Underworld's accelerated time frame. If we were to consider them real souls, even the grandmas aren't even out of adolescence by her terms.
Cooper Rogers
just a reminder that kirito has irreversible brain damage
Did big tiddy purple hair just fucking indoctrinate kids to become child soldiers
DID BIG TIDDY PURPLE HAIR MURDER AND RESURECT 29 KIDS TO MAKE THE PERFECT
SHE FUCKING KILLED A BUNCH OF KIDS THE ONES THAT SURVIVED WERE EITHER BLOBS OD FLESH OR CAME BACK RETARDED HOLY FUCK
Owen Rogers
If you’re a pussy yeah.
Jack Reed
Please tell me they don't spend the rest of the episode talking? Every fucking episode is spent giving a new backstory to some character that we will never see again. The actual adventure consists of repeatedly walking to the next room and meeting a new person that can tell their backstory. Fucking hell.
Luis Cox
How are those lolis strong enough to just toss Kittytoe and Yugi like that?
>my tranny girlfriend autistic nephew is touching my ghost pepper plants >he rubs his eye >now hes rolling on the ground wailing like a stuck cow and im laughing my ass off
Am I a monster?
Jace Turner
what a pussy ass voice
Chase Fisher
Next up, this is another one that popped up on my playlist earlier, here's Haunted (Hunted) by Mega Drive. youtube.com/watch?v=2h-okfgs_MM Not exactly what I was expecting from teh video, but I'm not sure what I was. The title brings to mind getting hunted by a ghost. And I guess that's technically what happened? Hrm. But yeah, not a quick and fast tune but a nice slow spookwave sorta sound, good for atmosphere. It has a bit of a John Carpenter sound to it. Try it out, see what you think.
I don't know Kirito, I feel like you probably should have hung onto those poisoned knives, and I'm not sure what any of this anime nonsense has to do with "real strength"
Its like that kid on the playground who gets 'killed' when playfighting but he says nuh uh no im not dead cuz i created a force field that blocks your attack
Samuel Fisher
thanks user
Logan Davis
I like these kids style, Fratele Meu Finally, someone truly gets it, Sora Mea
You know you're supposed to clean his ass before fucking right? Or does he just have BO?
Ayden Torres
I hate that dark overlay that the image gets whenever flashy stuff happens. I get it's Jap laws, but why can't we get an untainted version for American broadcast?
Joseph Adams
Yeah. Forehead looks sorta like sora. Or tat one girl from Pani Poni Dash with the same
Jayden Martinez
All that shit about the daggers being made of blades that resist errosion was bullshit as well as it wasn't hinted IIRC
Henry Reed
Wait, the Pink Knight is a Man, Why does his design look like he is a Girl
Christopher Clark
thats exactly what this is and its been like this since the first series
Why did SAO have to evolve beyond the first season?
Xavier Morris
not bad. I'm finally getting rid of my cough, watched the first season of gundam thunderbolt before and really liked working on season 2, have some plans for my mom tomorrow/today.
She's pretty special to me. I can admire her patience with me throughout my college years and the screwups I've made the last few years. Not to say everything is a downhill mess, butI've probably given her more concerns than I'd like to admit.
We've watched, what, 4 or 5 distinct seasons of SAO over the years right? In a way SAO is more prominent as a mainstay of the block than Dragonball or even repeated broadcasts of Bebop and Ghost in the Shell
>have tits >have a plump ass > when she cum you see results >cant get pregnant Pretty damn sweet my dude only catch is she is mentally off like all transgenders.
Adam Adams
I didn’t know SAO has a new OP
Hudson Thomas
What's this I'm reading about a loli butt? Looked away for a brief second.
Zachary Baker
gridman
Ryan Flores
bleep
Lincoln Perez
>More mumble shit
Jeremiah Rogers
Why do we keep getting rap for music videos? Does Demarco not know other genres exist?
I enjoyed Apocrypha, but I know everyone else was pleased with it. What about the Fate/GO anime based on Camelot? Has that come out yet or was it just some OVA or movie
Nathaniel Ward
For sweet brief moment I thought that the episode was over already.
It totally wasn't my intention to have a totally synthwave playlist, honest. So to break up what otherwise will absolutely be a synthwave playlist, here's another track from Scoobie Do because I couldn't find the track by Scoobie Do that I was actually looking for, hence the delay. youtube.com/watch?v=UH2wFlAMKtc But it's pretty good! And the video's goofy and fun and I think you guys will dig it. Excellent funk guitar, nice use of horns (which do not appear in the video). And Japanese guys with afros always make me smile. It's an upbeat kinda ska like tune and I think it'll appeal to you folks just fine. See what you think!
I think Blurays get it removed, but it depends. I noticed MHA has had a lot.
Nathan Parker
I miss Daft Punk. Really wish they were more active than they used to be. That time Toonami played nothing but Daft Punk and Gorillaz videos will always be golden.
Camden Ortiz
No, the nasu art is make my sword retard. Herp herp Excalibur shoots anti-army bullshit on a bad day and anti-world on a good day. Attlia's sword is not even a sword but destruction given the form of a sword. Gil's dildo blade destroys concepts!
>no random poorly rendered dancing generic anime girl WATANABE A HACK
Parker Johnson
i liked it, it was nice and comfy and the robot dude was cool
Elijah Morris
U guys r mean :(. Reddit loves this song
Jack Adams
Demarco is the definition of a bitch nigger.
Jace Nguyen
This. 7/10, Demarco music video that was actually pretty bearable.
Isaac Clark
I don’t give a fuck about what’s in that faggot Demarco’s playlist
Oliver Bennett
>using condoms >ever Shiggy Diggy
Nathaniel White
That one Porygon episode of Pokemon where having a solid screen of bright, rapidly flashing colors gave people seizures. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennō_Senshi_Porygon The shit from that episode is nowhere close to what we just saw, but it's not like lawmakers give a shit about anime so they just said "darken anything remotely bright and flashy."
Ryan Thompson
Maybe it was just the visuals but I actually didn't mind that song. We've certainly had worse
Did you at least get the reference? The thing is, that's actually MORE accurate when it comes to how mirrors work, because that's unrealism is more for how the laser works. Whereas if you fused mirrors, they would stop being mirrors, but two parallel mirrors would still be mirrors.
>I am ugly >but I put on lipstick and try to look as fuckable as possible
Lady just go get some dick.
Justin Thomas
Why take a creator's skit and draw other characters on top of it? They didn't even change the situation or add anything else, it's just the same skit but with the creator's face hidden.
Elijah Hernandez
It's a glass ceiling attack
Matthew Ross
>why do you comb your hair and put on lipstick huh? Go fuck yourself Kirito, Why is your hair so beautifully combed and your face so bereft of flaws and sweat. You were in a dungeon today.
Overrated as they may be, Discovery is a really great album that never gets old for me. Sure, newer albums like Random Access Memories aren't as memorable as stuff like One More time or Digital Love, but yeah, they're not the same. Humanz I can understand, I didn't like it as much as plenty of others as well, but The Now Now wasn't too bad imo. Not as good as Plastic Beach or Demon Days, but still p good.
Liam Russell
hey momma, where all the white women at?
Owen Jenkins
...Her super move is just an indescriminate beam barrage?
Apologies, I made the mistake of unmuting my TV and heard something really really stupid so that's why there was a delay. My sanity took a hit.
Politely disagreeing.
Another great dark sorta cyberpunk sounding groove, from Perturbator this time. youtube.com/watch?v=amPvZ6Jhvy0 Here's I Am The Night. I like that dark, driving groove, it paints the image of driving through a dingy old city full of shady characters. Cyberpunk noir, that's what I want to call it. Not many notes, as it's a pretty straightforward beat, but it's a good solid sound and I think it fits the Toonami feeling pretty well... especially in these dark times. Ugh.
Came back a few minutes too early, what in the actual hell is this?
William Cooper
me
Elijah Ross
Don't give us that "we're not so different you and I" bullshit now.
Hunter Parker
Not unusual. Britain's had a good few queens the last 300 years.
Christopher Hughes
wtf i love kittytoe now?
Nolan Miller
HOW DOES THIS SHOW HAVE FANS?
Oliver Gonzalez
>It's a Eugeo needs a pep talk to help defeat somebody episode DIDN'T WE JUST DO THIS?
Kayden Long
It doesn't matter, they're all written like humans anyway
Julian Richardson
Is blonde Kirito just going to turn into a pussy in the middle of every fight?
Xavier Collins
I mean, we all do, technically.
Dominic Morales
Obviously the one who doesn’t do much and gets hamfisted advice
Easton Garcia
OH THANK GOD ITS OVER
Dominic Sanchez
So those two murder-girls are just covered in ice, facedown, and with a couple laser-holes in them?
Angel Young
>Battle the Rapist You're a bit slow on the draw.
Noah Walker
>Yugioh finally does something useful and literally pins his enemy down >"bohohoho why am I so useless?" >Kirito once again tells him how he's not useless Once again, fuck this show
I'm pretty sure you can't considering the porn I've seen
Jace Price
Well why bother putting so much effort if you're going to put on a suit of armor and a helmet and hide your face so nobody could ever know your gender?
Parker Lopez
Feels like it might not be kosher to play two songs by the same group twice in a row, but I think you'll agree the quality allows it. I wanted to end out on Sexualizer by Perturbator. youtube.com/watch?v=IapoFKex3vs Because fuck SAO and its hamhanded attempts at gender politics, let's just enjoy some sexual synth for what it is, damn it. This song is sexy top to bottom, right off the bat with that funky groove, that hard-hitting beat, and those melodic synth sounds. This song really nails a certain sound for me that brings up a lot of positive memories, namely that of the Sega CD. Hear me out. Some people associate synth music with the 80s, but really, this kind of thing I associate with the 90s - in particular a certain sound achieved by a lot of the music on the Sega CD. This was evident in games like Sonic CD in particular, where the western soundtrack was markedly different from the Japanese. Someone once explained how a lot of those songs were by the same person, who was basically responsible for the sound of the Sega CD, but I don't have those details in front of me.
But man, that fucking guitar solo at the end will make your heart sing. To say nothing of the moaning. But as for us, we're out for the night! We'll see you folks again next week! Remember to shout out to your mommas! Deep Space Radio, signing off!