WAIFU THREAD
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which one OP?
Both
That reluctance to fuck seems a tad out of character considering how much of a turboslut she is in incogs universe. Particularly in Sultry Summer.
That red headed fuck
It's your town's local event - you know, the one your waifu has always wanted to go see, but never had anyone to go with... until you came along.
What is it?
So, is that supposed to be shadow under Charlie's nose, or a literal black-tipped dog nose? It's sometimes drawn both ways in profile.
>Asuka
>Zarya
Based
She's so great.
Marston truly tapped into a fundamental truth at the core of human psychology when he made Wonder Woman
You can't just use an image this appealing and not give the source
I love this goofy carrot top.
>What is it?
Something to do with music, I'm sure. I'd go for the food, but if she ends up liking it we'd make it a thing we do every year or so.
I read that her creator had a bondage fetish. I don't know how true that is, but it makes sense.
Great taste. I gave Bathory a listen recently, and I quite enjoyed them. Have you listened to War Master?
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8/10. .Bottom row is full of qts
6/10. Center girl looks creepy desu
10/10. Very based
11/10
Ah the Merida user again
Probably some karaoke night for any of them
>you will never have the bravery or autism to do this
'sup
>I gave Bathory a listen recently, and I quite enjoyed them.
Fucking awesome, dude. What's your favorite album of theirs?
>Have you listened to War Master?
I am now. Total Bolt Thrower worship(in a good way).
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BIEBER FOREVER
>Ah the Merida user again
I'm wherever my princess needs me to be, now more than ever these days.
>What's your favorite album of theirs?
I've only listened to the self-titled, but I'll get through the rest of their discog soon. I have a huge backlog of music to get through, and you already know I like synthwave so I tend to focus on that more.
>Total Bolt Thrower worship(in a good way).
If you like Bolt Thrower, you'll love War Master, which is coincidentally the name of a Bolt Thrower album.
is there a website or something i can make these automatically with
Try BeFunky.
Your waifu has the infinity gaunlet. How does she use the power of the gaunlet?
fuck all because its practically redundant
He literally mentioned the source in his post
Excellent taste my friend
>tfw you dropped $50 on a bottle of weird Norwegian potato liquor not even knowing if it's good or shit for no reason other than your waifu being Norwegian
It's actually not bad
Alright where's my league at?
>That moment when you realize you have your sound on VERY HIGH but you already click go.
Cool song and cute Not!witch, I got some stuff to listen to.
I hope you like this .
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Pretty Sure Death ain't like that.
Ok if you have to pick one who would it be?
Fucking solid
>All these unfaithful swine with more than one waifu
R8 my taste pls
could anyone give me the 9 box templet pls?
My waifu of 20 years
The balloon horrse but as a human
Fuck off Jared.
>Giving Azula the infinity Gauntlet
Bad idea Jimbo, considering she'll go for world and eventually universaldomination.
Bump.
She snaps England out of existence.
Let's get this thread rolling.
>Waifu #199 - Hiyoko Saionji (Super Danganronpa 2)
>Your waifu seems upset. How do you cheer her up?
Knowing Saionji, the fastest ways to cheer her up would be to either humiliate myself for her amusement, become her slave for a while or offer her genuine emotional support and affection.
>Waifuing Death.
Hi Thanos.
Wrong Death
this show was excellent btw
>insulting your waifu by posting shitty TVrip sourced pictures of her
Get out, you unvirgin.
Based
Rollin'
>Describe how they smell.
She has that sweet, sweet Scottish musk. Rollin' for another because I'm bored.
>Draw your waifu within 100 seconds.
A million years in MSPaint.
110/10 fuggin' masterpiece.
You are alright Meridanon
I only have the one so that's pretty easy
Now who is this /k/utie?
>Describe how they feel
Muscular and leathery I imagine, ain't a whole lot of lotion to be had during a troll hunt.
IMBECIL
Sigrun Eide from Stand Still Stay Silent,a 6' tall 30 year old Norwegian troll hunter.
>Milly
Patrician taste
Fuck it, rolling
>Where would you two go on a roadtrip
Salem Witch Museum
Let's see if I get anything good
She seems like the kind of person who would shitpost on the internet all day.
what episode was this?
anyone else got love for an obscure waifu?
Let's do this.
>Ideal present for Christmas
I don't know how ideal it'll be, but I'd make life sized wooden sculptures of everyone she hates and watch her destroy every one of them with pride. Hard to buy things for a princess and I can't give her either the crown or the world, so instead I'd make something that she can use, such as practice dummies, since I believe she'd be happier with those things then something frivolous.
I love Black Siren with all my heart.
We've got a Christmas market that's pretty popular. Lines are always a pain, so I guess she could help me cut the food lines
She'd be tempted to use it, but she'd probably just send the Infinity Stones/Gems to the far corners of the galaxy, just in case.
To me, my chart represents who my waifu would be in that particular universe.
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Rate me, faggots.
i see you're in the starfire master race. very good
I have but one waifu, and I love her with all my heart.
>Draw Tomoko-chan!
Why should I, when somebody else did it for me?
7/10. You have decent taste in waifus, but you need an image editing program that can rescale without pixelating everything to the point where it looks like you made it on a Commodore 64.
Another man of taste, I see.
And that's perfectly fine.
Nothing wrong with that, user.
>How does Cass smell?
Of coffee and cinnamon
Rolling for
Yeah sure.
>/asukacore/?
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>Why would they break up with you?
She sobered up?
Orianna is a much better waifu than Soraka
>Thoughts on original work
I'll first take Soraka to my local Museum. It has a great collection of old and modern stuff to just find out what interest her. I'm guessing she'll like someone that showcase people's drive to always do the right thing.
It’s asking what you think of the media she came from.
What if I don’t have a waifu?
Favorite female character?
A government mandated waifu will be provided for you
Hold on, identify your waifu, Frank Stockton.
Looks like Ashi.
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Well gee, user, everybody in the whole wide world has a waifu, even if they plum don't know it.
well, she's not a "waifu" she's my future wife but, whatever
Oh I'm stupid. Hell if I know any media in League World but if I did then I would still say she'll like something that shows people's drive to always do the right thing. Or take you out to stargaze and talk about life.
Isn't Orianna a murder happy robot?
>What costume would demencia wear on halloween
Pic related
Might try this one
cute!
CUTE!!!
I already know the answer to that one
I normally don't care for BW, but by the gods her Death costume does things to me.
What are you? some kind of homosexual?
>The Sniper
>Blacksad
Excellent taste in professionals.
>Roadhog
What?
Why do you always spoiler this, Jasmine-fag?
>What food would Milly like?
She's the kind of lady you can put anything in front of her and she'll eat it - she's very big on not wasting food.
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>70-74: Foreplay greentext
>12: Jesse Mcree
ok
>he rubs my thigh while smirking around his cigar
>the smoke from his cigar triggers an asthma attack in me
>i realize i cant find my inhaler and die
because of insecurity about what others might think
oh shit this is new
I can somehow tell you're gay, not a woman
i like big hands
guess again retard
Rolling for myself again
Rollin' again.
Those are some pretty gay tastes for a straight woman. I thought you guys had all gone off of traditionally masculine men
>Describe hugging her, how does she feel and smell?
She's warm and soft to hold while smelling of fresh earth with a hint of flowers.
>Korra
>Do you have anything in common with her
I guess being quick to rage and violently protecting loved ones, being sheltered growing up, and also sarcasm
is a trap!
Fuck em.
>Why would she like you?
Maybe because we have a lot in common, and can have conversations based on that. Maybe she'd like how I might remind her of her dad from time to time. Maybe she's secretly into black guys. To be honest, I'd be surprised if she gave me the time of day, let alone told me that she has feelings for me.
Why care about what the autists on a anonymous imageboard think? They aren't you.
>Why would Zarya break up with you?
Probably because I'd get sick of her omnicophobic bullshit. I'm hoping Blizzard at least has enough sense to give her some character development in one of their mini-movies or something.
>Okay, how about Pantha?
The old "I can't let you get hurt by being part of my world" crap.
Rolling again.
>Vela
>Gwen
>Daphne
>Jackie
10/10 taste.
Jessica Cruz
>What costume for Halloween
If its a public event, she'd wear something "sexy" to flaunt her appearance.
If it's just us, we dress up like clowns and go around scaring people for shits and giggles.
>Based on her skills/knowledge what mundane job could she do IRL?
Archery instructor, but I don't know if you'd describe that as "mundane".
>A Black Mercy plant gets its tentacles on her. What kind of illusion does it create to keep her passive? Does she figue ir out by herself?
she would live in a biker bar full of shiny Muscly Man and would have no more a magic high comission. She would figure out eventually after she got bored of fucking and the magic portals felt weird, but it would take a while so it would be better to help her.
If you haven't noticed by now, a lot of people have far worse/more degenerate picks than Jasmine.
Jasmine's a Disney princess who was probably a lot of people's first waifu.
No one's going to care.
>Isn't Orianna a murder happy robot?
yes and that's adorable!
>Draw Tigra!
Be careful what you ask for...
>What would Tigra do in her spare time? What are her hobbies and interests?
She seems to spend a lot of time hanging out with The Avengers when they go to swap meets etc., so she probably loves a good bargain. I also imagine she reads a lot of fantasy novels the trashier the better
macho dudes are more fun to dominate
Forgot my image
GET YOUR FILTHY GRUBBERS OFF MY DAUGHTER YOU SLUT
Alright I can get behind this.
>tfw I'm a stocky bear mode dude who's into femdom
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Hey Meridanon
Would she be into /k/ if she was in modern times? Maybe she'd be one of those 3-gun coaches like Taran Tactical or something
please move to tennessee
>that patch
If that's yours I'll find out where you live and take it from you, you motherfucker.
>Would she be into /k/ if she was in modern times? Maybe she'd be one of those 3-gun coaches like Taran Tactical or something
Definitely. She's a /k/ommandette through and through. I can't see her being an firearms instructor though, because archery is her real passion. She'd hoard guns like the best of 'em and would probably be one of the people waiting for The Happening so she can head innawoods, or maybe she'd make gun and archery videos.
>What does Milly do in her spare time?
Write the Milly Monthly
>Christmas present for Milly?
Pollyanna. The book or the Hayley Mills movie, whichever is easier to get.
All LoL waifus are inferior to Illaoi.
Those are fighting words.
>Road trip with Tomoko-chan!
She's on the fbb circuit a lot, so the best we could hope for is a weekend city break in whatever city the latest bodybuilding competition is in.
>Oh shit, Lily has found about you and *rolls d12* Milly! How fucked are you and Milly?
Milly's basically an adorable tank, but Lily doesn't seem like the kinda gal who gives a fuck when her dander's up. She'll just charge at Milly, then realise how useless that is, and fuck me up pretty bad (I'm not exactly Stone Cold Steve Austin). Hell, Milly's probably more likely to be the most upset by this, and might join in... or just give me a good scolding for treating her and Lily so badly.
GODDAMNIT
Hmmm...
>save her from her enemies
Riiiight. Like thats something I could ever do.
>/marveladventurestigracore/?
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>Do you have anything in common with Pantha?
A little too gung-ho sometimes, similar sense of humour, appreciation of lucha libre
>Worst version
>You're introducing Lily to your parents! How badly does that go?
Assuming they're fine with the whole "being an anthropomorphic frog" thing, it should be fine.
>Okay, how about Asuka-chan meeting your folks?
Provided Asuka-chan doesn't dye her hair or dress too weird, it should be alright... until Charlotte Flair invades to set up a feud that'll get resolved at Survivor Series, which I'm sure booking will fuck up somehow because they have no fuking clue what to do with her.
Rolling again for muh one true waifu Sigrun
>Does she have the strength of the character to go Jedi?
Probably not, she doesn't have enough midichlorians.
Really though, I see her was way too sarcastic and easily bored to go through Jedi training, she's good at killing shit but not really monk-ish.
Rolling
>Why would mavis like me
I would beat the ginger to her and be the first human she meets
Rolling
>She needs a sparring partner/research assistant/help with whatever it is she does. How do you hold up?
If its library stuff I can follow directions fine. Magic or whatever she does is another story.
There's a lot of good ones on this, so I may reroll if this post ends in something good
Eh, one more time.
>buy her for Christmas
Craaaaap....do girls still like jewelry?
The very best.
Kys faggot
8 feet tall, strong and can pin me into the wall at any time.
The perfect girl.
Nah.
A goth girl with personality
Kys faggot
>Thoughts on Tomoko-chan's original work?
What the hell would that be, real life? Real life sucks, why the hell do you think I'm on Yea Forums all the time?
>Lily seems upset, how do you make her feel better?
I'unno, binge some old anime?
who is this?
Thats Entrapta and user is right, she is 100% waifu material
I love Ava.
I'll always love her lads.
Mexican
Muh haughty dommy mommy
EGYPTIAN, ENGLISH, KOREAN!
None I'd want a relationship with.
I'm American
Well I ain't got no plums.
Fuck yes. I love her.
Vegan who likes black
Is the lube for her or me?
Have fun giving her a Pedicure!
ANYTHING GOES
EVEN HAWAIIAN
0/10 for all the no hooves thots
10/10 for panks. Truly top tier taste.
I like you.
Those eyelash edit threads are making me fall in love with her all over again. Also roll.
Actually I think I know what I want now.
Then wake up and realise nothing of that is real and you watched way too much anime over the years.
>tfw not allowed to post Adagio Dazzle
>tfw not allowed to post Adagio, Rarity, Sunset and Twilight.