How can they tell the X-men stories in the MCU if no one is afraid of a Hulk dabbing around?

>Hulk
>is a respected supergenius in a Chad body
>a mutate due to an accident
>chill to be around

>Muties
>get a boner over Stacy's ass and blow up the school
>a cripple and his cult come in, take the kid, cry racism, beat up the cops and you're left weeping over your kid's charred body
Nah, fuck off Mutielover.

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The Avengers are celebrities, legends even, and not to mention adults. X-Men is all about random dumb ass teenagers getting turned into devastating monstrosities being round up and brainwashed by other more pretty devastating monstrosities.

Who'd you rather walk past on a sidewalk, a huge angry green orc that just wants to be left alone or a confused screaming translucent jellyboy flailing his super acidic slime arms?

>If people like Queen so much, why are people still homophobic?
>If people like Earth, Wind and Fire so much, why were civil rights protests even needed?
>If people like dairy so much, why did Harvey Milk get murdered?

Celebrities are ALWAYS the exception to the rule. People are fine with some dipshit wearing ridiculous outfits and making terrible decisions that may make your life easier, but little Timmy being able to do that is a big nono.

Compare

"Hulk is out there in the open, smashing the bad guys. Just don't be a bad guy."

to

"Muties are going to replace your species. Making you (and you're children) obsolete. Just don't be .. oh wait ... just don't be born normal. Sucks to be you, eh?"

The US government hunted down Hulk for decades.

Maybe by focusing on other matters besides an outdated and overplayed allegory for old times racism

He should have learned martial arts and faced thanos.

>>get a boner over Stacy's ass and blow up the school
D..Does this actually happen?

>a mutate has never tried to make a mutate ethostate, killing thousands out of sheer hatred for normies.

This. Who’s going to march around with signs saying “Hulk will not replace us?” Maybe some adults will still be mad about the damage in South Africa or Harlem, if they don’t know the full story, but for the most part, Hulk’s at best a hero, and at worst a freak, an anomaly. People see mutants as a growing problem, and an existential threat.

Have the X-Men trigger some sort of Stamfordesque incident when they appear.

Every couple years.

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The same way how everyone hated mutants while cheering for Spider-Man in the comics. It's fine if you got your powers by accident or created them like Iron Man, but being born with them is freaky.

>ultimate marvel edgefest shit

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They could start the x-men movie with that scene in ultimate X-Men where the kid vaporises a town. People will think mutants will cause the next thanos level event, and grow to hate them more once magneto goes all holier-than-thou on their asses.

I always figured Wasp tasted like honey baked ham.

who the hell is responsible for this image?

dont actually answer

This the Hulk is one guy who is a scientific genius and predictable. Mutants can sneeze and destroy a town. You can't compare them and its dumb if you do.

Will Cyclops do nothing wrong in the MCU

The Avengers are public figures and only a couple have secret identities. Hulk may be a big green man, but he's familiar, and at the same time you will likely never meet him even once. Mutants are mixed into the general population, and are not familiar. In a modern day setting there would probably be a push for tolerance when they first emerge, but it only takes one big incident to lower trust in them, even if you smile in their faces and say you accept them. It'd probably be more subtle than the "let's lynch some muties" style racism in decades past.

What about the X-Men that are Avengers?

Been a while since I read Ultimate X-Men. Blob had cyber sex with Beast and tricked him into an e-relationship, right?

Guys like Beast and Wolverine are too well known and iconic. They're the rap music white people like.

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By doing Secret Invasion first. Make people terrified their neighbors are part of an invasion force and they'll be ripe to be afraid of actual mutants

Secret Invasion will be shit desu
They messed up the Skrulls already

where's the panel with him staring at someones ass

>What are you talking about? The Skrulls are innocent, it is the Kree wh-
>Carol, just because the Kree are assholes doesn't mean the Skrulls aren't also assholes.

*clap* Alternate *clap* Earth

What's up with that double standard?
I know you're joking but it always bugged me that mutates are just fine but being born a mutant is not.

Nah they'll just have the ending of the first x movie fuck up a whole city, sikovia style and the government meanies will hate the muties

Play up the terrorism angle. The Brotherhood has agents everywhere and is causing some awful shit. Random mutants who aren't known to be part of The Avengers are suspected of being sleeper agents.

The Sokovia Accords are still in place I imagine, make it so that this new influx of "genetically enhanced individuals" has to register with their government and follow the by-laws. The X-Men originally sign on to the Sokovia Accords and all seems to be going well, fighting for the government and whatnot, but at some point Charles looks with Cerebro into a building/bunker/government facility and sees experiments being run on a mutant. He widens his search and finds dozens of these similar facilities throughout the world running eerily similar experiments. He confronts the government, they deny anything is going on, Charles confronts them with images or data from Cerebro, they continue to deny it. At some point someone tries to assassinate Charles, the assassin is killed by the X-Men, they are able to trace it back to the government. The government denies it again but this time start to get things moving behind the scenes. Scott learns about everything that's going on and takes a strike force to free these mutants, first in the US then around the world. The government spins this to say that the X-Men are acting with impunity and are violating the rules of the Accords and the sovereignty of other nations, and ratchets up the Accords to include the Mutant Registration Act. The X-Men push back and are branded terrorists. While this main fight has been going on the government has been massively spreading propaganda that any mutant who doesn't register for the MRA is potentially dangerous, and keeps stoking these flames by showing what the X-Men have been doing, blowing up buildings, attacking people, etc. all without the context, and this starts to change public sentiment to all mutants. First the mutants are treated with caution, then shun. The government starts to pass legislation saying that mutants should be segregated, due to their "propensity for violence" and "bad morals".

That's literally Magneto's entire schtick.

It's like a Marvel civilian was transported to our world and the first thing they wanted to do was go on an online forum and shit talk mutants.

People start to think that whenever a violent crime happens, there is most likely a mutant behind it. That the reason their taxes are going up is because the mutants need to be policed more Mutants can't get jobs and now they're all on welfare and taking more money. Mutants drive down the property values of an area, increasing the crime rate at the same time. It's not safe to be alone around mutants. Someone knew someone who was robbed by a mutant. A mutant killed an entire town with his radioactive powers. On and on and on. The people now hate mutants. There needs to be a way to tell when mutants are born before they infect us with their wrong genes. If a mutant could be dangerous they need to be taken away and locked up, or they will come and hurt my kids. It's what mutants do, it's in their blood, we've seen what the X-Men are doing. They need to be marked. They need to be rounded up and placed in camps. They need to be sterilized so that they don't make more mutants. They need to die.

Might be hard to get across in a movie or two but I think it's doable.

things are different when any schmuck on the street can have super powers.

If they keep Magneto's holocaust survivor background in MCU guy is gonna be like 80+.

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NYC is probably one of the more tolerant cities in America. Just because they're used to seeing 8 foot buff green dudes walking around the city streets doesn't mean that mutants are going to be accepted in the rest of the world.
Alternatively, people are always going to make an exception for people who are famous or do good things for them. Think about all the guys who like black athletes but don't like black people in their communities. Just because you like a famous person of a certain background, it doesn't always translate to regular people.

they really shouldn't bother. the entire x-men premise as an endangered "species" is fucking retarded to begin with and makes even less sense when it takes place within not only a planet, but within a whole universe full of powered beings.

This is a 9gag imagem from 2012 probably

THE HOLY TRIPLE DIGITS HAVE SPOKEN

>man bun
I thought that shit style died back in 2013.

>The government had him under their control at the start
But literally Hulk's entire character arc in the movies is that he rampaged through multiple cities causing millions of dollars of damage.

Yeah. Sometimes you get a kid that shoots flaming apples out of their mouth though.

There have been other genocides.

They easily just say he's immortal or has extra long life, Magneto is also a mad scientist, it's not far fetched enough for him to make himself young while experimenting on the Savage Land Mutates.

but we already have so many X-Men stories, there's like 7 Fox movies

This. Like, because Steve went back to the 40's to dance/fuck Peggy, that leads to Mutants somehow.
And the old Steve we see is from a timeline were the MCU happened with the Fantastic Four in it.

Just give Magento slowed aging. Hell similar stuff have happened in the comics.

X-men and superheroes existing in the same universe is so fucking stupid
All capeshit is fucking studpid

And there's going to a Disney X-film starting in 2023 every other year ( not counting Wolverine cameos) until the end of time.