How would Clark react if his son was gay? Entire end of his species right there...

He has two sons.
One of them is interested in a demigod.
I'm sure either way he'll have some sort descendant (If 1 million is to be believed).

>Entire end of his species right there
Jon's a halfbreed anyway lad.
Plus there's Kara, Karen, Kandor and a billion randos in the Negative Zone. Last Son of Krypton was always a meme.

I would love that, it would trigger superdaddyfags at first and then when they see how superman supports jon they would try to come out of the closet

He would be supportive of it. He can literally always ask literally any scientist or magic user to pull off some wacky mpreg shenanigans.

Y'know if Jon was gay who would he even date? Supes maybe accepting but it totally depends on who Jon actually hooks up with.

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>who
Damian obviously
I don't support this ship but if it's anyone it's gonna be him

Not really a problem when there’s cloning. Conner exists and I’m pretty sure Clark never had to bone Lex.
The real question is, if Jon is gay, would pink kryptonite make him straighter or even more gay?

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Man, fuck Bendis’ unity saga bullshit

What Kryptonian females exist for him to breed with without it being incest?

Clark is the one in charge of continuing the species.

Clark Kent is 100% super supportive parent all the way. Lois too, though in her case it's more apathy. I honestly cannot imagine her giving anything vaguely approaching a fuck.
>Mom. I'm gay.
>Cool story, kid.

Lois is a conservative republican tho.

>Entire end of his species right there.
>forgetting Supergirl

Supes would just borrow Lex' clone-o-matic and make a new kid

How dangerous would anal sex with Jon be for a human? Even normal anal sex can be painful or cause bleeding if you're not careful. If he was a top he could easily get too excited and drill a bloody hole in Damian's ass, and if he was a bottom he could smush Damian's dick like a banana with his sphincter accidentally.

If Lois can take it, Damian's year of training and Red Sun condoms should do the trick

The Goten and Trunks of DC.

Lois “I’m in an interspecies marriage and gave birth to a son who is only half human” Lane is the last person who should be able to judge what others do in their bedroom.

Who, the lesbian?

Yeah, I can ship them.

>Implying Supes just isn't still plowing Lois until she shits more kryptokids like in the future dream Clark had

Also this.

Only around Lena.

Kryptonians eliminated mental illness thousands of years ago

This honestly

Would they share Steph?

BASED

Or just start his own primarch project, only geared towards mass producing Kryptonians instead of magic god-people.

Supes has other sons, Kon and Chris could have kids

About as dangerous as Super fucking Lois I suppose

But Jon’s half human.

Can't get rid of love, sweety ;)

> Entire end of his species right there

How do you figure? Supes could just have more kids, and there's also Supergirl and Power Girl

In that case how would Bruce and Clark react if Jon and Damian were a couple?

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It would be funny if Bruce was totally ok with it.

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How does that work anyways? MJ got cancer in a comic thanks to Peter's radiactive semen IIRC.

Everyone in Lois's family is alfa personality including herself. Not much gayness from her side of the family imo

He trains all his wards to love cock.

Didn't they get the bottle city back to normal or was that phantom zone kryptos?

Maybe he stays very still and she rides him.

Think of it though. Being the spawn of Bruce Wayne and Talia is kind of a curse. Now you don't have grandkids that will be cursed either.

Bendis had everyone inside of it murdered

>JonDamian shipper detected

Steph is for tim and cass

Cute. I love when boys still do kids things despite being in a "relationship".

You already know that DAMIAN AND JON WILL HAVE GRANKIDS

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>Clark: I don't don't know about this, Jon. That boy can be a bad influence on you. But, love is love I suppose.

>Bruce: NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA HOOK UP WITH SOME PANSY BOY TWINK. WE'RE GONNA FIND YOU A REAL MAN. Alfred, get me the book of possible boyfriends for Damien.
>Alfred: Right away, sir.

fuckin kek

How is Jon the Twink?

Damian is like 3 years older than Jon and like half a foot shorter

Faggots ruin everything.

clark will live for 100s of years and can have as many other children as he wants

yeah fuck alan turing man he ruined the internet

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This but unironcally.

What's he gonna do when Lois dies?

Ask Constantine to drag her soul out of eternal bliss of paradise back to this valley of tears

Context of pic?

You arent Alan Turing, you pozzed pedophile.

Kon is, at best, a relative.

There's also cloning as others have pointed us, plus Kon himself could also breed which is apparently what happened in Young Justice

Clark isn't the result of radiation and the canon is already that he can exercise a lot of control, far more control than even a peak human such as an athlete so it shouldn't be a problem for him to procreate, bad 1960s pulp exploitation non-fiction books notwithstanding

Boom Studios, don't remember the title even, but it's one of their gay books

he's gonna do WW, Supergirl, Maxima, Harley, Selina, that blond girl from the future, that Green Lantern girl,etc.

Jon would probably be taught how to control himself by his dad.

>Harley
How is she still gonna be alive?

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Ivy serum

>if his son
Nice try but he doesn't have a sun.

>entire end of species
>in a world where reality warpers and cloning can just make more

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Any man feels disappointment if his son is gay. The ones who deny that - - every single one of them - - are liars.

It's not just about procreation at that point. It's knowing that most gay children are victims of sexual abuse. As a father you have failed to protect your son by keeping them from harm.

Superman would feel especially impotent if he could not keep a member of his family safe.

>It's knowing that most gay children are victims of sexual abuse.
I don't really think that's true anymore

1) I don't think Clark would mind Kryptonians going extinct.
2) If he did he could just make more himself
3) Was his son even spawned from normal consensual procreation with his romantic interest? Not in any of the versions I've seen. Why would you assume that's the only way.
4) Supergirl
5) Comic book bullshit

Sperm donor.

How did Damian manage to tie Jon with a kryptonite rope? What is he planning to do with him?

>Super advanced alien civilization
>somehow didn't notice what specific light frequency gives them superpowers
Are they stupid?

>Entire end of his species right there
Or he could pull a Rufus Wainwright and artificially impregnate a friend.

what if his son was gay with one of batman's sons

lel

The Guardians specifically forbid Kryptonian space programs to stop them discovering any yellow suns.

Jon's taller and has those Kryptonian genes. If anything, he'll be massive. Damian's going to be the twink, it's already canon that he's really short for his age.

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Oh manlets then will they learn?

>they didn't reproduce what specific light frequency in their super advanced laboratories
It's stupid no matter that

what a chad

I think superdad would be pretty supportive. Also, as long as junior donotes some sperm every now and then, the species is not any more in danger than before

i guess damien can commiserate with dick grayson then. is tim drake regular size at least?

Probably pretty painful if he loses his control. Same as having sex with Supergirl, if she doesn’t control her constricting vagina she could end up tearing off someone’s dick. Jon could end up accidentally destroying someone’s insides.

Being gay isn't part of the american way. Nazi Supes would never have let the current sjw femnazi agenda take over america ;_;7

DC folks =/= real life individuals. Superman isn't so utterly one dimensional that he'd shit on Jon for his sexual choices.

Also, anyone who would try to "sexually abuse" Jon would probably have more luck trying to rape a literal star instead.

>Entire end of his species right there.
You know you can still have sex with a woman when you're gay, right?

Pretty sure Clark didn’t rape Lois, lol. Don’t know how it happened in the comics but in the Arrowverse they conceived under the red sun of Argo.

No he'd understand he would intially be surprised though.

i think user is implying jon was made out of a test tube of his skin or something since that's how basically all of his other kids were made.

>Was his son even spawned from normal consensual procreation with his romantic interest?
yes. because clark was depowered but thats no longer canon

haha xP

Based.

Ok kirkman

Remember when her got all super pissy that Cass was getting on with Superboy

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Perhaps instead of being gay, he should be with Crush instead, with her trying to bully him but he constantly stays optimistic no matter what

>end of the species

Have we really hit 100 replies on a thread about a universe where Supes doesn't know about turkey basters? Plenty of people use them, Elton John and Rees-Mogg being two notable examples.

This is a world where planets can fucking talk and a worm nuked a city.
You could easily science or magic a gay buttbaby.

They still have niggers, they did Jack shit.

Honestly some Kryptonian and one of Bruce's kids need to fuck.
Even with all the teasing Kara got with Dick, Jason, and Damian, none of them smashed that.
Truly fucking criminal.
I'd even take Bizarro plowing Jason at this point.

Who are the Marvel equivalent?

Not just any cock. The Batcock.

>How would Clark react if his son was gay?
He be fine with it. Probably will have more kids.

I don't know. Manlets are quite popular in gay shit.

Marvel's shitty legacy characters tend be unrelated to the person they are copying.

>Also, anyone who would try to "sexually abuse" Jon would probably have more luck trying to rape a literal star instead.

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Miles and Kamala? It’s straight but it’s extant.

Kryptonians are genetically superior to any human male, Clark and Jon probably have 12+ in cocks and that's just flaccid. More like Damian wouldn't be man enough to handle Jon's Supercock without dying of rectal bleeding.

Plot twist: Jon is a bottom.

Jon literally screams reluctant passive top.

You are talking about a child.

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Old meme

>a child
A what?

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he would get Constantine to find a spell so that Jon could impregnate Clark

>Jon could impregnate Clark
W E W

Given their pre52 counterparts, Kara wanted to get Dick'd by Dick to the point japs made doujins about it, Tim Drake and Kara would be cute but Damian would want to rape Kara and Kara wouldn't object as much. What I'm saying is Dick gets her pussy, Tim gets the mouth and Damian get to anally do her. Jason gets titfucked by PG and Star

>that spoiler
>not double penetrated by them
Smfhtbqh senpai

Jon's Kryptionian super shota semen is potent enough to get Damien pregnant, dont worry OP.

Since when are PG and Star futas?

Don't give Bendis ideas, user.

Well I don't, but I guess I could ask the ants.

if he needed a 2nd purely because the 1st was a homo that's not very supportive

I’m a faggot and my mom told me she once found out my dad was fuucking a guy.
When I was like 11, my dad told me he was working in a bar, its a famous gay bar so I was like ‘that’s a bar, r-right?’
Abd he was like ‘A GAY bar. You know they’re good people. Sometimes even better people.’
I’m convinced he’s at least bisexual even if he has had like 3 wifes.

No we are only certain that Jon had kids. It is unclear if the girl is Damian's granddaughter or not.

lewd~

That's some mistakes into miracles shit, hombre.

I'd say the bigger problem is already that Jon is a half-breed of a largely extinct species.
Being gay doesn't really change the fact that the species is pretty well already over.

Butters?

He literally made Batman buy them their own base so Damian would stop sneaking into Jon's room at night to fuck

I've been waiting for this, porn when?

Wait until they interact. Should be soon since Bendis for some reason really wants to get his hands on the Batfamily.

This. If he really cared, then he'd go around creating a harem.

Isn't the whole bottle city still around?

>t. Luthor

>Bendis actually doing the gay shit right
You shouldn't get your hopes that high

I meant porn artists user, I am a fan of Jondami older porn but actually found Bobby being turned into a faggot in poor taste, believe it or not.
I'm not all happy with him touching either Jon or Damian.

This is the most probably answer.

>If Clark cared about rebuilding the Kryptonian race he'd be knocking up women left right and center.
I am now legitimately surprised that no preg fetishist has ever used "Superman has super sperm!" as an excuse for hyper-pregnant (insert Superman girlfriend of choice here) fetish art.

Or similarly used super powered alien biology as an excuse for fetish art/smutfics of Supergirl and/or Power Girl accidentally knocking up all their many human girlfriends...

"Son it is time to teach you the birds and the bees"
"but DAAAAD, i already had to hear about safe sex from when Uncle Hal told us about all the diseases he got from those alien girls he met in space"
"and that Jonno, is that why your uncle Hal's penis looks like a rotten shrimp, but I need to explain something diffferent for us. You see with our powers it is very hard to make love to a woman without cutting her in half in a single nut"
"oh no!"
"So I'm going to let you watch your mom and me re-enact the process that got you concieved"
"wait WHAT? No please, I promise I'll never have sex for as long as I live!"
"Good, that's all I wanted son"

And then Damian rapes him thus Damian becoming just like his mother minus the pregnancy part.

Better than all star superman

Didn't his species do cloning?

Wouldn't his cum and that of his dad be like super acidic and toxic to humans?

>he could smush Damian's dick like a banana with his sphincter
my sides.

Like hell, Alfred would allow that.

Well, I suppose being the son of Batman, there are standards to be met.

Homosexuality as a mental disease was extensively researched and found to be untrue by the time we hit the late 90s.
Yeah not everyone who is gay got abused. That shit was extensively researched and debunked. Modern researchers declassified homosexuality from the sexual deviancy list.

INB4 muh librul agenda, I know you want to cry foul but think about it. Cucking is still a deviancy and not declassified so there is no fucking agenda. Researchers still agree fat acceptance is bullshit so there is no big "liberal" agenda.

based on 1M, supes will resurrect her

They know. The Kryptonian empire was built on sunstones and solar grenades, thats specifically why Jor-El sent Kal to Earth. Other than being assured by Thomas Wayne when they met once upon a time.

It is the end of his spacies anyways since he is a fucking hybrid

Not necessarily. He has a grandson in the future that clearly has his powers.

Doesn't matter in the long run since he isn't an actual kryptonian
Home Erectus didn't went extinct because of the environment but for the interspecies reproduction (to not be confused with interaccial).

Kryptonians are fucked either way, even Zod's bloodline is destined to end or getting another species to mingle with, since there is only that much inbred you can do.