Comfy

i don't think getting someone to make big clothes for him would be too difficult

How did he turn around his rep so fast before the movie. Seemed like he was pretty popular with kids even though he was probably the avenger with the worst wrap besides maybe Wanda.
I can see why he would have fans after fixing the snap though.

They built a goddamn time machine, so they probably have a clothes maker at Avengers HQ

I can see it happening, a lot can happen in 5 years and the snap was a huge upheaval. Out of everyone Banner kept his head clear and just not sure about the time frame specifically when he became Hulk, aka the thing to be feared, full-time. We did see things like Hulk costumes in Homecoming so it's not like everyone was scared shitless of the Hulk—he was still a hero to them.

He was the only superhero willing to go out in public as a superhero. Everyone else either fucked off to do nothing or went into depressed/edge mode

BASED

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daddy

After watching Bruce be tormented by the whole "Am I me or am I Hulk?" identity crisis for twenty movies, "Hey guys! I figured out and fixed all my problems off-screen!" was so incredibly shitty.

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I still don't see how Hulk being too afraid to come out tied into it

>Am I me or am I Hulk?
that isn't a thing in the MCU
the fear came from knowing what the Hulk was capable of and how unstable he can be. he mostly got it under control for A1 and moreso for A2 because he had Widow to help him calm down, until Wanda fucked him.

Right? We're never given ANY resolution as to exactly what Hulk's deal was in Infinity War. Was he tired of bailing Bruce out all the time? Was he scared of Thanos after he got beaten unconscious? Was he busy doing laundry that consisted of nothing but ripped purple shorts? Who knows! We don't feel like wrapping that plotline up.

Maybe it was contrasting Ragnarok where Bruce didn't come out, this time it was Hulk not coming out

RDJ went from a failure drug addict to Iron Man in less time.

He's like a big friendly teddy bear

Also, the way Bruce explains it, that he spent time in a gamma radiation chamber to mutate himself even further... Doesn't this mean that this is simply a "super Bruce," and not actually Hulk? Does this mean that Hulk is essentially dead, mentally? Isn't this the exact fate Bruce was worried about for himself in Ragnarok? That's slightly horrifying, isn't it? This is the sort of fate you give a supervillain, which the MCU has never even vaguely implied Hulk is. Did Endgame really just casually toss "One of the main heroes of the franchise is gone forever and that's a good thing!" at us?

To be fair, Hulk was trying to pull the same shit in Ragnarok.
>NO BANNER, ONLY HULK

Endgame is 3 fucking hours long. Who gives a shit? No scene is worth sacrificing to see the Hulk sulk for 5 minutes.

He didn't fuckin dab

MCU can't get rid of Hulk for forever or Universal get to make a film, so they have to keep having cameos in films down the line to prevent that. They're allowed to have him in as much team-up/other characters movies as possible, just not a solo one

TIME TRAVEL!

I dunno, that didn't seem to be a malicious move by Hulk, it just kinda felt like... Bruce hadn't come back out yet for whatever reason. I mean, notice when Bruce comes out on Sakaar he starts freaking out and nearly re-Hulks almost instantly.

He lives in America.

Universal only has distribution rights.

I think he did.

They became one, everything Hulk experienced and felt is still in there. They were always technically one person Hulk was just him in a dumb primal state. This is why they get embarrassed watching A1 Hulk chimping out.

Oh...nevermind that then. I guess they made this new version so they can keep Ruffalo Hulk for forever and can ignore him aging

You know what I meant. However you want to word it, Bruce has always had a problem with being the Hulk. Sometimes more so and being the Hulk is horrible, sometimes less so and the Hulk can be useful sometimes, but it's been his thing pretty much since day one.

1) Hulk is one of the Big 4 of the original six Avengers so he deserves to have his story arcs completed properly just as much as anyone else, 2) Hulk's refusal to fight was a fairly large plot point in Infinity War so we were sort of owed a resolution to that in some fashion (and "Fuck it, I'm Nerd Hulk now!" isn't one), and 3) judging by a lot of peoples' reaction to Hulk's treatment in this movie, a lot of people give a shit.

People's reaction to Endgame has been positive, so nobody cares except a tiny minority who just barely care enough to mention it.

>so he deserves to have his story arcs completed properly

Completed? lol
The Hulk has been the same shit over and over again, in two stand-alone movies and every time he gets any attention ever it's the same old story. It's like if Thor was stripped of his powers to learn humility in literally every scene he's in.

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>The Hulk has been the same shit over and over again
Exactly. Hulk has always been "HULK STRONGEST THERE IS! SMASH AND PUNCH!" So, when Hulk does NOT THAT (as was the case in Infinity War), that sounds like a new story they're trying to tell with the character. Except instead of finishing that story, the Russos just go "lol nevermind Professor Hulk now."

>Thor immediately tells him to take off the gauntlet because Hulk is the closest friend out of the Avengers he has and he has already lost too much
>Hulk tells Thor on New Asgard that it was him who got him through the rough spot.
I really like this friendship

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Professor Hulk was so close to being perfect, I just wish he did actual Hulk shit

I'm looking forward to Thor in Guardians 3 but this means we wont get anymore Thor & Hulk bro-op moments. A damn shame.

what are the chances we see hulk as world breaker or just as strong since the movies down played the whole the Madder the Hulk gets, the Stronger he gets

Thor's making new friends all over, besides he has his own personal Bifrost with Stormbreaker, he'll come visit from time to time

If he gets to tag along maybe

Er, not exactly. One of the first things he says is "I know, I'm wearing shirts now!" Banner always wore shirts. In some sense he's speaking as the Hulk in that moment. I think Prof is fully intended to be a merged entity, and the Hulk is part of it. The question of how he factors in is I think answered by how different from Banner's usual neurotic whiny demeanor Professor Hulk is.

well what's the angriest he's been in the MCU? Not much. I guess Loki in Avengers 1 triggered his transformation and Wanda in Age of Ultron messed with his head, but they weren't really personal grudges. In World War Hulk they murdered his new planet and wife, that REALLY pissed him off.

Less people to hog all the clothing materials which means more resources to make big clothes
#THANOSWASRIGHT

I still wished when he got astral projected, his body got up with Hulk in a almost sleepwalking bumble rampage.

so were he and Widow still screwing around?

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>In World War Hulk they murdered his new planet and wife, that REALLY pissed him off.

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That twist was dumb as hell

>In Age of Ultron, the whole reason Bruce was hesitant about an intimate relationship with Nat was because getting a boner apparently Hulks him out
>In Endgame, that ain’t a problem anymore
Drawfriends, where you at?

There's a brief look that Nat gives him in that first scene that made me think "...Please tell me she's not fucking the Hulk."

Enjoy it while it last i feel like some really bad shit is gonna happen to him and he will get really really angry losing black widow is just the start of it

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He just asks for American-sized clothes

Was this peak Hulk?

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Bucky gave Spidey an apple and Black Panther used the apple as a ball.

Oh, fuck you. Everyone got time to sulk on camera. Saying you can't spare some time to show Bruce beginning to get over his issues is just bullshit.

That clearly isn't a bad

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There was definitely something there. I think Nat was considering it. And I can't blame her. Banner Hulk is the most positiv and friendly being on earth (apart from maybe Steve, with whom she has more of a sibling relationship).
I wasn't a fan of their relationship in AoU, but here I can see why she would be attracted to him.

Thor just radiates broness. Even Rocket immediately wanted to be his friend.

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i cant tell if this fake i want it to be fake

Did you not watch the movie?

He only said he spent time in the gamma lab, which could mean anything.

Reminder that his arm is forever scarred from using the gauntlet

Until another director puts him in a movie and wants to undo it so they figure some way to undo it.

youtube.com/watch?v=q2A2oLMMXus

D-A-B!!! You know what I typed in auto correct!!!

It's partial dab, followed by sneaky-fast dab by a girl

In that case its not a dab at all!!!

It's very clearly a dab by someone who doesn't quite know how to do it, but knows it's "cool" and "hip" with the kids these days, also known as the Dad-Dab.

im not a fan of the marvel movies or any capeshit movies i dont like how they cram six different plot lines from comics into one movie
id thank you for linking me it but....

jacamo mate
and its fucking america if you dont think you can find clothes that size in america youd be fucking surprised

He is very handsome and I want to hold his hand.

I think he’ll show up in the F4 movies. He can help Reed out & we can see an alternate version of Hulk/Thing’s iconic rivalry.

What if its just something similar to this pose

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I want him to cradle me in his arms while feeding me tacos and teaching me about time travel.

I'm sure Bruce is aware the Hulk never wore a shirt after waking in up in either only shorts or less a hundred times.

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This so much. For almost every character in the MCU, way too much character building has happened off-screen. It's annoying

Bruce isn't trying to deceive his friends.

Did they deepen his voice when he says some words like “cure”

he fucking says dab out loud

maybe if we actually got to see it

When i saw the concept art i thought i'd hate Smart Hulk, but he ended up really cool and likable. I wonder where his character will go from there.

the whole WWH was dumb as shit, come on

Between 2012 and 2023 that's 11 years where the Hulk has been a force of good except that one time in Africa.

He'll brush The hair from your forehead and kiss it as he spoons you from behind.

>Implying people will go see universal''s hulk

With Stark fucking off to his forest home and Pym fucking off to dead, he becomes the number one celebrity science person.

Watch the Incredible Hulk

Really, did we honestly need to see the Hulk beat up on a 3rd giant doggo?

I think that Banner and the Hulk are the same entity as they share love interests and as another user said Professor Hulk also spoke on behalf of the Hulk. Hulk is just a raged up Banner that can't think straight.I think the fact we see a single soul in Hulk's body when he gets hit by the Ancient one confirms this

Thor has good chemistry with everyone since Ragnarok. On the bright side if he stays his interactions with Quill will be hilarious, on the not so bright side there's a tsunami of porn incoming.

I really like how Banner and Rocket decided to land the Benatar a few miles out of New Asgard and drive the rest of the way, I really hope they had to do the same with Thor when they went back to the ship

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comfy af

He can't even use his right arm anymore. Hulk is out of commission.

The suspension on that truck had to have been completely fucked by the time they left Norway.

Professor Hullk breastfeeding Rocket.

Professor Hulk is dope and finally seems like Ruffalo is fully comfortable with the role again since like Avengers 1. Would be nice to have him wreck shit in the next movie but at least he pulled his weight in Endgame.

He said the word "dab" when he did it and the only reason it doesn't look like a dab is because he's trying to maintain eye-contact with the kids

He goes to the shop and asks for an American S size

That generally only works for women. Dude sizes are brutally honest. Fat dudes have to face up to the XXXl t-shrt. Women’s clothes play some crazy size games.

He literally says dab.

Banner's character arc from Ragnarok all the way to Endgame makes perfect sense and wasn't shortchanged. It's the Hulk side of the personality that got screwed over. There is no development shown in how he got over the inferiority and insecurity complex from Infinity War and learned to accept Banner.

It's less merged Hulk and more like the Banner persona taking over full time, but with Hulk's body.

That was endearing.

There were people in my audience saying "Awww~" after that.

He's the gentle jolly green giant now.

Maybe Carol could learn a thing or two from Banner...

So Banner invented eternal youth/biological immortality. Will that ever come into play in the movies?

What's Hulks role now that Captain Marvel is physically much stronger than him?

Be the sorta smart genius and jobber/joke character?

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In ragnarok Hulk actively attempted to suppress Bruce to the point of self harm (hitting himself, smashing into the ship.) when he realized Bruce was coming back out. Bruce even said it was like Hulk was in the drivers seat while he was tied up in the back.

It wasn't technically a dab, but he calls it one

I've seen ridiculously big shirts trying to find XLT's

He's a fucking Avenger. The movie made it clear that even though Thanos beat them, the Avengers still have a ton of respect and support.

Paying for a custom tailor probably isn't beyond the organization's scope.

related to Banner finding clothes to wear, is it just me or is Professor Hulk smaller than normal hulk too?

I mean, it seems like it since Hulk in Avengers 1 seemed to tower over cars, while Professor Hulk seemed to be only twice as tall.

>you'll never be spooned by a comfy dad Hulk

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Yeah, and he's also a less vibrant green.

honestly it was one of my favorite moments. Considering how everyone leading up to him was shitting on ant man, it was nice to see some being friendly towards him.

How big is the hulks massive green cock?

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DAB ON EM HULK DAB ON EM

His embarrassing uncle energy is off the charts.

Russos stated Hulk was basically sulking because he was tired of being called upon whenever Banner needed to get out of danger.

Stark is out and Mr.Fantastic hasn't been added yet, so he's pretty much the number 1 genius.

...

Well according to Thor...
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Throughout the movie, I kept thinking "Man I want a hug from dad Hulk".

Pringles can. While flaccid.

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so Hulk brought Thor to his apartment, took off Thor's shirt, and then immediately went into his hot tub naked for when he woke up

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I'm just happy my boy Hulk got a good end

user everyone on 4channel is a girl

>a good end
I mean, relatively speaking. He still fucked his arm up and lost his waifu as well as his science buddy.

Slob Miek a cute

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Professor Hulk’s hair is graying, you know.

epic

I like how he threw the pizza

>mfw I fucking hated giving Hulk a personality in Ragnarok and they flat out kill off said personality offscreen for comfy Banner in Endgame

Couldn't they just have him reunite with Betty if they ever get the Universal dispute settled? How did the Russos get away with using Ross for Civil War?

He tried, he just did it wrong.

>Non-reader's faces when I tell them how important Miek is in the comics, and why.

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It is, but I can’t wait till Blonsky or Ross ruin it for him

imagine all the chicks he picks up

and then splits in half with his huge green dick

>Silver daddies

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Just gets the American sized clothes

I want a Hulk bf ;-;

>implying he's not at least bi

>tfw silver daddy at 34

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Thanks we saw it the first time

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Those children were very rude, they should have just taken the picture with Hulk's friend too.

No, no, his harem took off Thor's shirt.

Edward Norton didn't come back out of creative differences, not because they can't use anybody from the 2008 film.

They were like 4 at most when Ant-man was a thing.
Presuming they even saw the civil war at all and the government didn't cover it up.

That's not the point, a man is doing them a favor and they can't go along with that man's request?

>chicks

He was filling Rogers’s American Ass every night for five years. That’s why they were the least depressed of the remaining Avenegrs.

He can still use it, it's just gimpy.

You can see sparks from the undercarriage hitting the road.

The point is that he isn’t immortal as the other user assumed.

i want a hulk daddy

fucking stop im depressed enough as it is

>Russo's said hulk went out and did superhero shit during the 5 year skip
>That is enough for him to build a good rep

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I'm talking about the machine he made, dude. The one he tested on Scott.

>Universal only has distribution rights.
characters being traded among studios like players among sports teams.

hell, players being traded among sports teams was a shitty thing to do; what's the point of basing them in a city if you're just going to pull them in from all over the world.

they even traded a cartoon character for a sportscaster once.

this is truly the worst timeline

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Oh fuck he looks like my former high school gym coach.

What did his dick taste like?

The scene of him, Tony, and Nat all laying around while discussing time travel logistics was comfy.

He also says "First Hulk lost, then Banner lost" when talking about IW like he doesn't consider himself either of them seperately.

Observational posts like these are my favourites

I mean it would be like someone doing a dab in 5 years.

the poop debate

Zoomers on suicide watch

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I laugh every time I see this clip. You just know that dad is mocking her with doing a floss.

I think he's just really drunk and she's used to him making an ass of himself. I felt her pain when he wobbled.

FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT

Pym is the mega brain guy actually, but he doesn't really counts. Spider-Man is supposed to be very intelligent but he's still a kid too

marvel is 100% going to be 'i must go, my planet needs me' every time theres a big group event