Which Lantern Corps do you think you'd be a part of Yea Forums?

Which Lantern Corps do you think you'd be a part of Yea Forums?

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With each Lantern Corps having only 2-6 representatives per sector, and each sector having trillions of candidates to choose from, it would be rather presumptuous of me to assume that I would be chosen by any of them.

I’m to apathetic to join a corps.
I won’t be a candidate even if I tried.

Red or orange.

"Emotional spectrum" rainbow lantern colors was a retarded idea and should just be forgotten about. Only legitimate lanterns are:
1) Green
2) Sinestro
Everything else is fan fiction trash of the laziest kind, down there with all those spin offs of Swamp Thing's The Green (The Rot, The Metal, The Grey, etc.), or the million different hedgehog variant characters made by autistic children into Sonic.

I'm not an avid GL reader so how the hell does "willpower" even work? Is it mental will, physical will, both, neither? What makes Hal, Guy, John, etc. better than other people in terms of will? Other heroes? In GL Rebirth Oliver could barely manage a single construct but he's pretty damn committed to being a hero.

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Agreed. But probably switch to orange.

All those dumb tests put me in Indigo but I'm about as compassionate as a brick. Toss me into Grey then.

The one we made up to contain all our depressed asses.

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Perserverence and sheer determination in the face of adversity, it's never giving up in bad times and reaching for the light at the end of the tunnel.

I never payed attention to this stuff much, what do the purple, black and white ones represent?

Nah, they're cool

You don't get inducted into the Indigo Tribe for having compassion. You get inducted for being a sociopath and compassion is forced into you.

Indigo is the worst sociopaths of the universe brainwashed by their rings into being compassionate.

Impossible to decide with a color.

I think I'd be Blue or Green, leaning towards Green but really either would work. Vanilla as fuck but the others are kind of charicatures so it's hard to tell

That's how Indigo works actually.. They take those with no compassion and then teach them compassion.

only the chaddest chads who exude big dick energy are allowed to join the GLC

But Kyle's a Green Lantern.

I guess green or blue simply because most of the others don't fit me

Black: Not a zombie
Red: Pretty chill most of the time
Orange: I am comfy with what I have
Yellow: Don't really care for fear stuff.
Purple: Basically requires being a sociopath or pure hearted
Violet: Girls only club
White: Don't really know what this one is but I guess this is "THE WORLD" super corp or something

I guess I'd lean toward Blue? "Shit will work out somehow so lets get this done."

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Purple represents Compassion
Black represents Death
and White represents Life

it was the 90s

>want to say green or blue
>probably red
I grew up in foster care, and spent years in a super abusive home where my 'parents' tried to kill me while spouting biblical verses. My sisters, meanwhile, were brutally beaten and abused in one case, and groomed to be sexually molested in the other

Damn, user. I hope you're all doing better now.

Fridge time?

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What's the Depression Corps?

I'm a college grad still working part time jobs, my beaten sister is a sociopath who manipulates the fuck out of people around her while heavily abusing drugs, and my other sister is happily married with 2 kids and is going through therapy.

I'm proud af of her.

gray for apathy is about as close as you'll get.

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At least two out of three of you are doing well. Please tell me the foster parent bastards are in the slammer for being sick fucks.

I fucking wish...though the father had colon cancer and now has to constantly have a colostomy bag.

wtf

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Blue or Yellow.

please don't....

>now has to constantly have a colostomy bag.
As opposed to a part-time colostomy bag?

yes

Blue I think probably

The quizzes I did give me Yellow or Orange. Orange fits a bit, and Yellow fits in theory, but I'm a bit of a scaredy cat. Personally I always thought I'd be Red, even though I wish I could be Green.

Oh red easily

You don't get to be orange you fucks, only Larfleeze

Probably orange.

why only the green one has a lantern symbol but the other ones have random symbols?

Because they're ring recharge devices, not actual literal lanterns, doofus.

why are they called lanterns then?

sorry i haven't read any of these comics

Blue, we're gonna make it lads, life aint shit just hard

Hmmmm
Indigo, red or yellow. I’m trying to be a good person

>Everything else is fan fiction trash of the laziest kind

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It's fine, I'll agree to be Larfleeze's pet human

Blue for sure. Hope has always been super important to me and got me through tough times, to the point where I'm planning on getting a Blue Lantern tat

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Beat me to it.

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which lantern is sadness

Fuck you. The ring is mine, and Larfleeze can go suck a dick.

Red, I'm an angry manlet.

add me to your screencap feller

I'll go for Red because I want to see how much destruction my rage will cause.

I wish they'd do something with the Violets already. The fact nobody at DC, not even Johns, can come up with an idea for them is just kinda sad.


Carol's in charge again, right? She's a cynical businesswoman, so have her turn the Corps into a corporation. The Zamarons want to spread love throughout the galaxy. So what's the most efficient way to do that? Sell it to people. Dating services, restaurants, luxury resorts, counseling, wedding services, divorce lawyers. Star Sapphire Inc. can provide everything you need to find True Love™!

I wish i would join Sinestro Corps, but being just a regular human it could only work if i was recruited by someone and then with a ring i could mess up people with fear.

I love the arcs where different characters get provisory rings, like the time the Scarecrow wore a Yellow ring during Darkest Night if i'm not mistaken.

We can pretend all we like but the fact is most of us would be Grey

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You know, after all these years of capecomics turning into utter shit and going mainstream in the worst way possible, ruining every single character and making shitty ones popular...I would be in red all right

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xray or another on the invisible spectrum since im pretty much invisible irl..

Red, for the longest time they were the coolest gang in the universe until one writer decided to decimate em and largely keep Atrocious, Bleez, and Dexstar outta the picture

Indigo