Let's do this!

Got any more calarts wojaks?

>*WHIPCRACK*

>How can you EAT at a time like THIS?
>What? I'm hungry

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>Object flies offscreen
>*CAT SCREECH*

>pepe and wojak

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I hate stock phrases too.

>dude that cheerleaders screaming let go of her tits

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I never fucking understood this complaint. Sometimes it makes sense if the character looks extremely chill like they don't give a shit but that would just be needing a call out for appearing apathetic, most of the time iirc the characters were concerned but were just eating at the same time.

Fake news. Reddit prefers Marvel, Pepe & Wojak are DC.

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cursed image

>“that...”
>“was...”
>“AWESOME!!”

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>according to my calculations

I unironically still love this one desu

>I don't like it...
>I LOVE IT!

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>A boy does something bad:
Unforgivable
>A girl does something bad:
She's just quirky/forgiven/misunderstood/was right all along/overlooked.

Fuck you Mabel.

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Mabel wasn't in the wrong you dumbass. Maybe not everything is some evil double standard?

youtu.be/94kv_BYw9w0?t=183

>White hot blinding suns etc.

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>Didn't see that coming!

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based

>oh em gee!

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What's wrong with any of these

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>try picking on someone your own size!

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>Nothing personal, just business

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>he's standing right behind me isn't he?

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Some people do that in real life. And yes, it makes completely normal situations awkward.

Extremely overdone.

>I have a bad feeling about this

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>Some people do that in real life.
You mean women trying to be funny and imitating "humorous" things they saw on TV, but they have shit taste in jokes so they do stuff like that over good non autistic shit.

>Don't do it! We'd be acting just like him!

Holy shit, fuck this one specifically

No fuck you, she sold out the universe because her brother was getting a life and retreated into a fantasy world where her brother was like totally tubular and would never leave her again. He had to promise to give up his dream to get her to leave the fantasy world, and she faces NO repercussions for this shit.

>Nerdy character says something nerdy.
>"IN ENGLISH PLEASE?"

>Mabel wasn't in the wrong
if she wasn't, then dipper wasn't either.

>she sold out the universe
Let me stop you right there. She had no idea what she was doing. If she knew it was going to start the apocalypse she wouldn't have done it. She isn't evil no matter how much you want to push this stupid misunderstanding.

About what? I never said Dipper was or wasn't in the wrong. I'm tired of seeing bitchfits over Mabel any time the series is fucking brought up here just because she's a girl.

>telekinetic makes a fist to crush something

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>gets her own fantasy world
>one of the first things she does is replace her own brother with an "ideal" version
She's a genuinely terrible person

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MAKEOVER!!!!

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Her real brother wasn't there, and we don't know if originally things were made by Bill or she woke up with a blank slate to build, it's highly likely Bill did all that and she rolled with it because, I dunno, she's a fucking child and was enjoying a fantasy made to cater to her? Then the real Dipper comes in being negative and shows the stark contrast between fantasy and reality.

Shut the fuck up, Mabel isn't as bad as this board memes her to be.

files.catbox.moe/oelfgu.mp3

None of that is any excuse for replacing your own flesh and blood with a version you deem more likeable. Putting in a substitute Dipper to fill the void is understandable. Not loving your sibling for who they are enough to the point where you make a corrected version of them at first opportunity isn't and just makes you look like a shitty person

Literally everything was some 80s carebears fantasy. If you had to recreate someone from scratch yourself would manage to rub off on the creation. It's like 2 different people writing a character.

>>Wait, What?

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>she didndunothing
>IF YOU HAD TO DO
fuck off, this is no place for such a childish meltdown.

>"they're not dolls, they're ACTION FIGURES"

Are you seriously turning my part of the discussion into the childish meltdown? She's a damn child, yes her Dipper is going to reflect her personality. I'm sorry you can't understand the kid's show story of fantasy vs reality.

>I'm sorry you can't understand
See once again you put your shit in some sort of pedestal like a fucking child. Enough.

>(as the thing he grabbed onto starts to break) WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA

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I never understood that one. Can normies really not eat when they're hungry because they saw something?

This entire thing started because you literally, uninsultingly, do not understand.

She's fucking 13 teenagers dumb as hell...

There's a difference between rubbing off on your creation and intentionally removing the unlikable qualities of a person and replacing them with ones you do like

>no, I'm in front of you

Bait-and-switch statements of any kind. It was really common in 80s cartoons, almost non-existent now.

>"Well, I think there's one trophy you're deserving of... a trophy for being a sore loser!"

>You gotta remember who won the FOOD FIGHT last year...
>Oh shit, she's gone!
>What happened to her?
>The game is over! I win!
>I win, and she comes running out saying she's gonna get an IED!
>No problem!
>O-of course you win!
>Yeah! My butt hurts.
>You got an IED, and that's my butt!!!
>Yeah!
>Well, you won but that was a little better to me.
>Okay, that's all about it
>All right, so how do I make this even more interesting?
>You know what I'm thinking? I'll just play a random game with the other players.
>It won't get any more weird than what we're going through right now!
>Hmmmph.
>That was really dumb of me.
>Well maybe you could try a more popular game I played while we fought.
>Don't have much time.
>Let's try a game where a girl just died and said it

>Whoa!
>Yup!
>Whoa!
>Tick, tick, tick!"
>Ah!
>Uh, what?
>This isn't making sense!
>TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK!
>This thing is gonna get in the way!
>This is terrible!
>I'm in total shock...
>I just don't understand at all!
>This thing is killing me!
>All of my moves are useless!
>Oh god.. this is too much for me!
>I'm in a complete daze...
>It's my bad, I need a break!
>I don't understand this!
>There's nothing out there! There's no way
>I'm just going to die!
>It's not bad at all... at least I'm alive
>Awwwwww... let's go and play. Let'er get some rest

>This ain't my first rodeo, kid

>I hate what this stuff smells like!
>I'll try to keep my kids healthy
>WTF?!
>This will not kill me!
>You know not everyone will agree, but this is amazing
>You know what this smells like?
>DID YOU THINK!
>OH MY! Oh god is it bad?
>"DETERMINE THIS AND YOU WILL GET MESSY!"
>No! No it's not!
>"WHAT ARE WE DOING, YOU STUPID CHILDREN!?"
>I don't feel good about it!
>YEAH!
>Don't you just feel like you're losing this game?
>I'll get you your chocolate.
>Oh man, I'm so happy!
>Hey, let's do it again!
>What if he kills me?
>OK, you're just going to feel bad about that until you get your chocolate.
>OKAY!
>Oh my god, I can't believe this is wrong!
>We have to get her out of here.
>I'm tired from all this chocolate eating and don't want to be a burden on her

>No!
>No!
>I want to eat it!
>But I need to stop you!
>I'm hungry! Eat it, please!
>No!
>NO!
>Oooohhhh!
>I can't believe you want to eat a bowl of the chicken!
>I can't believe you're going to eat so much!
>You're eating more than me?!
>It feels like you're making too much!
>It's gone. I mean, at least you can taste it on your tongue.
>It's too salty.
>I want some more.
>No!
>This isn't working.
>OK, I'm hungry.
>You can't be eating all by yourself. I need to get food too.
>Let's get out of here.
>Let.
>You're coming in!
>No!
>No, I don't want anything in here. Why?
>I was sick! How could I eat that on my legs?
>It's too big.
>I want more. You have to be kidding me? This is just going to make me sick. That isn't going to work.
>Here I come.

>Foreign food is gross!
>Smart people are bad!
>Girls are perfect!
>The bully gets away with it!
>Parent has a favorite child!
>Vegetables are gross!

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>something embarrassing happens
>character nervously laughs

>Smart people are bad!
>Girls are perfect!
>The bully gets away with it!
>Parent has a favorite child!
Literally the story of my life

No

>chin down, eyes up
The kino version of this

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Gentlemen I think the solution is to kill all sound and just have everything be mute with an orchestra playing like those silent B&W films

>does this make my butt look big ?

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>find a cartoon that doesn't have anything that was said in this thread
>post it on Yea Forums
>"LOL ITS SO LOL RANDOM WHAT IS THIS FOR RETARDS"
there is no winning.
youtube.com/watch?v=x49HQdW4u7Q

nice, a diverse show!

So you're a dumb bully girl who got away with it, probably because your parents liked you better?

this is good though. next you'll be complaining about the wilhelm scream.

>Oh dear god please don't kill me I have a wife and a 4 year o- wait, what are you doing with that sledgehammer? NO WAIT PLE- *SMASH SMASH SMASH*
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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>Characters do this thing
Is there a name for this pose? I see this shit all the time in cartoons, but literally nobody has ever done something like this in real life.

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>character gets hit in the groin
>"Ooooohhhh, that's gotta hurt!"

When they do that word echo thing for emotional moments.

>Oh dear god please don't kill me I have a wife and a 4 year old, kill them instead!

That show being randumb isn't the issue it's just fucking obnoxious.

>right.. in.. the.. infinity stones

>dog covers its eyes with its front paws

>"Ugh, that's such a cliche!"

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Any time a woman's gender comes into the argument.

>"Well, at least it can't get any worse!"

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Anyone who says this unironically IRL deserves a kick to the kneecaps

youtu.be/S73nmMU1LDs

>quietly AAAAAAHs

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>"literally" with a girly tone

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I unironically but ironically agree

>hey louis

This one never fails to crack me up.

>FRIENDSHIP!

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>Geez, this sounds like something out of a comic book!
>This isn't one of your comics/cartoons, this is real life!

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>not liking FOOD FIGHT!
Congratulations on being shit?

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*sound of thunder*
*rains*

>it's acid rain

>Wooohooo!
>muh oldfag Yea Forums memes

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>music stops in trailer before each one of these things is said

why is this one specifically so prevalent, NO ONE fucking talks like this or ever says this

thanks for reminding me of
>And the crowd goes wild! AHHHHH! AHHHH!

>"that's gonna leave a mark"

It's one of those weird trailer lines, a lot of times they're not even in the actual movie. They're basically there to trick people into thinking the footage they just saw was more exhilarating than it actually was.

>subversion
Who could be behind this post.

>BEFORE THERE WAS TIME
>BEFORE THERE WAS ANYTHING
>THERE WAS NOTHING
>AND BEFORE THERE WAS NOTHING...
>...THERE WERE MONSTERS

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>character walks into a mysterious room
>WOOOOOAAAHHHH
FUCK YOU TROLLHUNTERS YOU WERE GREAT BUT YOU DID THIS SHIT EVERY EPISODE

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>every cutaway in Family Guy

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If I every get to make a cartoon the script for the first episode is just going to be this thread going down the posts in order.

>music stops before they scream it

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>Best. Day. EVER!!!

I say rofl and lmao and irl irl fite me fagit

Steve Gerber, Please

>at least it's not raining
>rain starts

>it's ok to make caricatures of canadians, french, germans, british, and russians, portraying them in a bad light, but not any other nationality

Got anymore BRIGHT IDEAS!?

>Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
Jesus Christ, how many more times is THIS cliche going to pop up?

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oh shut up these are great

fuck this one

I like the subversion of this, where the other character stares blankly but then understood everything

ew negros

love this one

Thanks everyone for reading this post!

>your evil twin cucks you

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it has nothing to do with normies your body literally loses its sense of hunger when in dismay because the parts of the brain that controls hunger and other things relating to it can not be activated while the part that deals with high activity things thats why eating during a panic attack calms you down

>Reddit prefers Marvel
wrong again but only semi reddit loves the dumb grim dark shit thats why injustice and marvel zombies sold so well

schizo poster

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>TAKUUUUUAAAAAAAA

>scrawny old man is actually badass as fuck
god tier trope
bonus points if comedy relief character
only ATLA has done this in Western cartoons afaik

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I think he might have put OP into that transformer bot thing

>the frail looking but badass granny who's into extreme sports and knows karate or judo

what the fuck is up with channels always doing this shit

>show promo shills some tv special or marathon
>after every sentence theres an edited clip of a character from the show reacting in some way
>"I AM SO EXCITED!"
> And theres new episodes every friday!
>"WOWEE!"

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Fuck, this

Worse, when they splice out reactions from characters for some other thing the network is doing. Without good bit of creativity it’s pretty grating

>They're basically there to trick people into thinking the footage they just saw was more exhilarating than it actually was

This, it's the trailer equivalent of a laugh track. Sometimes they'll just cut to characters in the movie laughing for you.

What about tropes you don't see anymore?
>Eating watermelon seeds will make one grow in your stomach
>Bermuda's triangle

A lot of bully stuff like spitballs, toilet shoving, mugging for lunch money

>>Eating watermelon seeds will make one grow in your stomach
>character worries about this the entire time
>turns out it was a true and a watermelon violently bursts through their stomach at the end

I'm having Kids WB flashbacks just reading this

ancient shit like anvils and limburger cheese jokes. animaniacs was the last ones to do it and that was like 20 years ago

Yes.

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Kindergarteners say it, usually who they're aimed at.

Moltar, that was awesome!

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This is the defining line for pretty much every nerd character.

As an animator I can tell you characters gesticulate and pose a hell of a lot more than real people because it's more interesting and funnier than standing around talking. Their petty stories seem to have more weight if the characters are so invested that they act with their hands all the time.

These pauses for emphasis really piss me off for sone reason.

"My leg!"

based mega64 fan

>She's right behind me, isn't she?

I liked this bit though youtube.com/watch?v=pImZzv3SSAY

>"All who disagree with me should fuck shit"
why does Rami include a version of this sentence in all of his movies?

I hate how tumblr infested snuffkin and all the insufferabilty that comes with it ended up here.

It extends something thats overused and you just want it to fucking be over with and its obnoxious but .5 seconds later and its still going

>*RECORD SCRATCH*

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This is old though right? I mean I think the stop narration thing isn't outdated but the record scratch variant is. The most recent I remember was that fucking hack Hirsch's gravity falls pilot doing it.

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>calarts

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>I just pee'd a little.

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>Characters do literally anything
>THIS IS AWESOME
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>WHHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAH

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It's okay when girl does it, user.

That is one smug chicken

>Seriously?
>Really?
.>Oh, come on!
>Oh-kaaaaay....

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Every time I see someone post this on here its just fucking hilarious.

>marvel zombies sold so well
It did?

it can't be helped

>(to goofy looking statue after being humiliated in some way) What are YOU lookin' at?

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Nigger they made like 4 sequels

>gesticulate and pose a hell of a lot more than real people because it's more interesting and funnier than standing around talking. Their petty stories seem to have more weight if the characters are so invested that they act with their hands all the time
So italians are cartoons, another reason to hate them.

literally nothing wrong with any of these

Explain your faggotry

silence, mass reply

explain why you hate these perfectly fine tropes first, faggit.
yeah nah

What's so fine about for example? Do you enjoy hacky attempts at "self aware" humor that just undermine any sense of immersion the viewer may have?

>overused lines are "tropes"
Wow. You're AIDS incarnate.

>murder investigation
>where were you the night of the murder?
>at home... wait, you think I had something to do with this?

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>Telekinetic starts hitting things with pure energy instead of objects
>It leaves handprints in things
I don't care as much about when they make a vague tornado of objects when they flip out, I want pure, fist-based anger

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tomayto tomato
they don't undermine anything retard

If you're gonna go nonsensical, go FilmCow.
youtube.com/watch?v=mt1kWNImkxo

>That one single time they made it funny

>Stewie and Brian standing and talking
>Stewie mentions some vague thing that happened
>They stand there in silence for a few seconds
>Stewie looks around and says "No? Oh I thought we were going to have one of those things there"

My favourite characters are usually the ones who fight with their bare hands in worlds where everyone uses weapons or element-based magic

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>Armstrong

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I long for a video game that truly captures the feeling of punch magic

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>let's do a DNA test
>DNA test is ready in 10 minutes

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>he has an unknown alien vierus
>I'll just create a retrovirus to cure him

>I-I can explain!
>It's not what it looks like!

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Fucking Rainbow Dash for saying this

>Almost... got it...
>THERE!

>*dabs*
>*flosses*

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>implying you could ever get rid of Reddit now

"OwO what's this" face

The point is, real life people are boring. Their lives are boring, their personalities are boring, their goals and motivations are boring. Artists and writers that put Realismoon a pedestal either don't leave their home much or go about their day heckling and upsetting everyone they run into.

>I can explain!
>...
>Actually, I can't...

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>>Foreign food is gross!
except when it's TACOS and FAJITAS and GUACAMOLE omg this is the BEST EVER!

>time for a MONTAGE (haha get it, we are self aware of tropes LOLMAO)

I stopped watching nuDucktales because of this one sentence.

>"Nuh-uh, I'm NEVER doing that!"
>cut to him doing exactly that

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>I hacked the mainframe

>I bet you're wondering how I got into this situation.
>*Squints* You... LIED to us?

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>" I still don't know how you talked me into this"

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>How did you get here before us?!
>A- ...how DID we, Kronk?
>You got me. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense
Emperor's New Groove is by far the best comedically-written Disney movie

Its a feature length Warner Bros cartoon made by Disney.

>chicken
that's a pigeon, you dum dum

>cartoons doing anything mainstream in general

well i just searched up snufkin on tumblr, i don't see any black edits of him, and all the lgbt art i see of him aren't bad. just photoshop the fag flag out of them so i'd give tumblr taking snufkin over a 6/10

no, cause you thinking im thinking what you thinking

I like these kind of gags

Random exposition by character
Protag is visibility confused
>Wait... You don't know about _____?

This one pisses me off the most because, 80% of the time someone would use this in a show or movie when I was a kid and especially today, I understood perfectly what they just said with that scientific jargon, even before I learned what it meant in more detail.

>blue beams and sky portals

That explains why it's not funny.

I'd do the same.

>Computer, load "Celeryman", please.

T. Woman raised on Disney movies.

*while flying*
>WOO HOO!
>YEAH!
>THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!

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Yup, we have a winner right here

I'm actually a guy and I'd do the same to my crush. I'd replace her with a perfect version of her. Then we could be happy together.

>anything can be repaired with a monkey wrench including robots and computers

>Character accidentally makes something complex.
>Person! You're a genius!
>I... am? Of course I am.

This is how you recognise show is garbage.

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>give me your lunch money....

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By that logic, the word “the” should send you into an uncontrolable frenzy you daft contrarian cunt

Her idea was trapping an entire town in a bubble of repeated time for her own selfish desires. She’s still a shit.

you are alone on your holy crusade there. Your grotesque argument only make you sink further.

>YAHOO!
>YABBA DABBA DOOM!
>WHATTA RUSH!

>I'm about the turn this party up a notch!
>um... we should go
>party's over, now get the ____ out of my house!

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>overdone
It's not steak. They'r ejokes, laugh a little

>female character does something badass
>everyone stares in awe
>"I grew up with 412,218,203 brothers."

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>calls others retard
>is retarded himself

It worked in EEnE

EEnE is a comedy cartoon, a particularly surreal one at times with its humor.

You know what overdone? Breathing. Quit inhaling oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide you unoriginal shit.

>says something science-related using simple terms
>"In English, please!"

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>does a simple magic trick or something similar
>ITS LIKE YOU PUNCHED MY BRAIN
>THAT WAS THE MOST AWESOME THING IVE EVER SEEN
>DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!

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The only thing overdone here is my toast.

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The writers for Workaholics had a good banned phrase board.

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Does it count as diversity if literally everyone is black?

>What now... on steroids!
I like this one

>>ITS LIKE YOU PUNCHED MY BRAIN
Literally never heard that one
Overused things in works of fiction get overused because they worked once. Thus, they're tropes by definition.

>Have sex
>Yikes
>Cuck
>Go back to X
>Importing millions of shitskins
>Based and redpilled

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Divinity: Original Sin. There's a spell that's literally called Death Punch and it's the highest damage thing in the game.

>what the what

this one really gets me because no actual human on earth has said this.

>n-no no of course not, just asking

Don't tell me this actually happens in American schools.

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It doesn't. It's a trope from the 50s. it's literally impossible to steal someone's lunch money because it's been on electronic cards since the 80s

I have an acquaintance who says it a lot and I fucking hate it every time.

Its nice to know someone making a series knows the issue with these. Though who hurt you just seems like a thing on here, not sure I've heard it used in anything but its banned so it wasnt going to be on that show at least.

Never happened to me while I was in school during the 2000s and to the middle 2010s, and I was fucked with pretty often.

We never had cards? I always had to bring in money by hand and give it to the woman at the end of the lunch line.

That's messed up. I entered the the public school system in 1990 and we always had bar codes on cards that they read and marked you down in a ledger.

Are they female? Young? Maybe they watch Gumball and just picked up the phrase as an awful humorous reaction.

Not with me, what area in the states was this? I'm in NC. Maybe it was just certain places. It was more straight forward here, just give the woman your money, she puts it in the register and adds it to how much you have in your account. Sometimes she was cool and let you have something even if it put you in the negatives as long as you brought money the next day, or soon.

I remember spending dollars on their good Pizza towards the end of the week instead of those shitty lukewarm cold-ish rectangle pizzas.

Iowa. You had to bring in cash to refill your account but day to day transactions were done through the ledger.

It's funny when they are thinking different things

I see, never heard of it until now.

>”at least it's not raining.”
>looks up
>a couple seconds pass
>"dang."

Stoner dude in his 20s.

Oh god that's hot.
user be my gf

people say this all the time fuck off

>lighting strikes
>thunder sound
lighting does not make a sound

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youtube.com/watch?v=lngvDzIvw8E

>Yare yare daze.

Why do people hate this? What the fuck would you say if you could fly you dumb fuck?

This is the best one

Nowadays we don't even have cards, we have an account that the school just takes money out of.

How do they verify that you're there?

You have to put in a code. I guess in theory someone could use your code, but at that point the lunch ladies would probably already know you by name and call out whoever's trying to use your account.

GOOD GOD

WHAT THE FUCK NUGGET IN A SHIT TACO IS THAT THING!

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Kinda hot, is what it is.

it’s by shadman ;)

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>He's standing right behind me, isn't he?

x2
>He's standing right in front of you

x4
>They reference the gag and do it anyways

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>character is woken up from a nap
>"Gee, five more minutes mom!"

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Or be better writers but I guess that's to hard to ask of these hacks......

it's only good if somebody says "nobody's that big"

>The bigger they are....
>the harder they
>FALL

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Written with talktotransformer?

Has anyone actually had a food fight?

SUICIDE!!!

t. polnareff

>i remember this being used in horse show
it's only the tip of the ice burg in terms of how cliche and drool the show is

Retards do, i mean literal retards

>Obnoxious toothy grin, with twitching eye.

>The small character is 1000000000x stronger than the random buff male character.

>Character bumps into crush, and becomes stupidly tongue tied, or babbles gibberish while cross-eyed.

>"Oh are you trying to do 'thing'? How cute! (does thing better or instantly)."

>"BEST. 'BLANK". EVER!"

>"...Really!?"

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>"Creepy" character has a big U shaped grin filled with sharp teeth and eyes with small pupils.

yikes

>Music resumes, and they all start dancing together

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odd
califag here and we have ours in a computerized system where we give the lunchlady money for her to input into the system.

>*FREEZE FRAME*

>I don't know what that means

>This, is me.

NC user that was how it was here

You're just like your dad...

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>this ends NOW

Damn this one

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>The

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>character uses words to communicate

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Blythe Baxter, the worst character of the LPS 2012 show.

>you're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation

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>show then retcons it by revealing the female character was abducted by aliens as a child and implanted with super powers

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you mean Kubrick stare?

>They actually do
Kinda funny every once in a while.

bonus points if it's frame freezes

Thank fuck they treated Roshi well in Super. Just having him in the tournament was enough, but they actually gave him some good moments too.

>This isn't what it looks like
Don't know whether it's worse when it's exactly what it looks like or when the person is actually telling the truth.

It's her personality

Did I just read the jumbled memories of a dead person?

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>whole mess could be averted if someone pauses for a fucking second and explained ANYTHING

>n.n.NO U
wow, doubling down on cringe. don't forget the NPC too, it's you the last you don't check yet.

Hey we got a lazy staffer there. What do you work on? Star vs?

I hate that trope in weeb shit soooo god damn much

THE ABSOLUTE WORST, the fucking anticipation for the obvious punchline is what gets me

Why? It's just a normal, accurate body language. I know the clows raised on social media can't understand, but there's more to human emotions than making a O face and raising your little fists ate shoulder level to express things.

They're probably talking about the psycho tryhard edgelord version of this like in The Purge

This whole thread basically tells me that you faggots would only be satisfied if literally everything ever made was some form of the NPC meme.

This user knows what I am talking about
"Normal, accurate body language" menacing expression is focused wide open eyes and clenched jaws, bonus schizo points if top edge of iris is clearly visible, gif related

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>bacon anything
if any food were a meme, it would absolutely fucking be godamn bacon

When your body thinks it's in immediate danger, it halts your digestive systems so it has more energy available for fight or flight. This includes situations you can't effectively fight or flee, because your lizard brain doesn't understand the difference between "I'm panicked because I think a bear is about to kill me" and "I just got in a car crash 100 miles from civilization and my pregnant wife won't stop seizing".

People who are stressed, but not in a state of immediate panic may "stress eat" because stress feels bad and eating typically feels good (you'll notice stress eating is usually high-carb or -fat crap). Multiple people may have varying levels of emotional distress, with one too adrenalized to eat and the other desperate to eat.

That's the worst part

>thanks, I guess
Why this? It’s such a mundane phrase and I’ve heard people say it irl.

>psychic grabs their head in pain
>"Its... too... strong!"

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this pisses me off so much

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nah this is kino

Okay then, what are some underused lines?

Okay then, what are some underused lines?

>You talkin' to me?
>they do the whole routine

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bump

hey fuck you I like that one

"I like broccoli"

>psychic anything
>AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>hi

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>Everybody is looking at a picture on a monitor
>Wait a second...
>COMPUTER ENHANCE
THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS YOU LITTLE SHITS

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In the comic she literally admits that she was in the wrong

This one works if the villain actually liked/cared about the person they're backstabbing, like Mr. Waternoose from Monsters Inc

>character says thing
wow i hate this so much haha

shit thread

It doesn't actually make a sound but the sound of lightning claps in cartoons is audio kino

>*Car alarm*

>user comes into thread to bitch
The woooorst

>giant monster appears
>three second pause
>"everybody... RUUUUUUUUUUN!!"

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>that episode of Felix the Cat where Bermuda's triangle is an actual living triangle

>menacing expression is focused wide open eyes and clenched jaws
lol no. Get into a fight sometime in your life, castrated sheep.

>weak/tiny/cute character is cornered by the bad guys
>something scary appears behind them and scares the baddies off
>character thinks they’re super intimidating now

>anime reference
>either dragon ball, sailor moon, speed racer or some generic mecha

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>anime reference
>tentacles

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as if cartoons would ever be that based to slip that in here

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Have you tried dark souls 2? I think the bone fist captures the essence of punch magic.

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>Well, that was awkward

ANIME JA NAI

I can't believe you forgot the OG

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>public venue w/ random music
>meeting between two parties
>tensions mount and someone throws the first punch
>complete silence as everyone pauses
>"LET'S ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!"
>live band/DJ/random stereo switches to fitting scrapping music as the entire room descends into a chaotic melee

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>every repeated one liner in the ARCHER series
Fuck these hack writers. Are they just running out their contract at this point? Send them straight into the sun.

don't know why it replied to

If you want to stop seeing shit like this, then just stop watching kids' cartoons.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

And a bunch of plane noises. Nyyyeeeeer, propeller noises, etc etc

Speaking of psychic, a trope I have come to detest is the "mystical crystal floating in the air while character holds his hands out" trope, this was popularized by Moebius and it's really cool but now it's been done so many fucking times it's become the most trite thing imaginable in sci-fi. There are so many Moebius copycats whose every other drawing is this trope.

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Stock phrases are exactly what you go to... When you have little to no skill as a writer. It's as simple as that.

>...
Seriously. There are so many spacs where body language and facial expression could convey whatever trite bullshit the writers need t interject there. Sometimes silence is enough.

So... Why is she the worst again? Explain. No, sell me on it - that is if you even can, please & thank you.

Make a list of what makes Mabel a shit. Being told she's a shit isn't enough for me. Blow my mind, will ya?

I always saw the "psychic moves their hands when using their psychic powers" trope as just a way that the character is focusing their power. Its a lot easier to imagine lifting something when you're moving your hand in a lifting motion.

>[literally anything]
>"...Together"

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>pink wojak
Did bitcoin crash again?

>Well...that happened.

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>"this... is me."

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Thanks for posting these. I need to make a list like this.

are you an idiot? thunder is the sound lightning makes

>character starts rapping

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This one always puts me in a fit of laughter especially when it's in the dumbest place possible.

the only tolerant characters that rap that i dont cringe by are mordecai and rigby.

gravity falls did that

>cricket noises after a bad joke
>hayball passes through empty village

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It's the cause of the sound, but the flash arrives quicker than the rumble if you're further away. The farther the distance, the longer the delay between lightning and thunder. If you're right next to it, it's instantaneous and just about the loudest thing you've ever heard

>american education

>hayball
Negro what. Are you talking about a tumbleweed?

>someone is served gross looking food
>"this..."
>"is..."
>"THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!!!"

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Oh, so that's what it's called

>I GOT IT, I GOT IT
>I don't got it

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do you live in a desert or something? lightning makes a huge noise especially when it falls less than a km away.

>always all at the same time

>characters speak very fast and always end their lines with "haHA!"
I love that shit.

>It was just good business

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>ITS LIKE YOU PUNCHED MY BRAIN
Never heard it, sounds like writing off regular show. I like it.

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"Awkward" everygirl.

>Teenage Wasteland starts playing

Cringe tier taste
youtube.com/watch?v=n6ai7Rtn-NA

name a cartoon that does these

I’m not sure if this is something a person can be misinformed about. It almost makes this feel genuine.

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>it was alrigh, i guess
>yeah

>cringe tier taste
i said tolerant. i wasn't sucking jg's dick or anything

>you're beautiful

>t.newfag fresh off the Baseddit
adl.org/education/references/hate-symbols/pepe-the-frog

>Character bumps into crush, and becomes stupidly tongue tied, or babbles gibberish while cross-eyed.

This one is real though

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I mean, you can throw together something that looks like prime garbage but tastes good

Bruhh idk why these fuckers still do this ...

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>Here it is...
>Home...
>pan over character's childhood home with children playing and normal everyday life set to majestic music
I can't actually say off the top of my tongue where I've seen this before, but it's been done multiple times and it's shit every time.

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Im gonna take a crack at it and say this is the 4 horsemen of the apocolypse in word form.

>You never should've come here!

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Every cartoon since 2005.

>anime reference
>all characters have big-eyes and speak engrish
>don't make fun of other anime-cliches like everyone being in high-school and wearing uniforms or yandere/tsundere moe-shit or being a hikkikomori

Fucking TTGL

I think so, user, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?

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>protagonist is bully victim
>bully is same size as protag yet still takes his shit

or

>protag has evil twin
>evil twin kicks protag's ass despite being same size and strength

why are most cartoon mains such pussies

>mysterious badass character is revealed as a woman
>slow motion close up of her face while all the male characters gasp in suprise

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>Character speaks in slang
>Says "That was off the chain"
>Asks cool headed friend/teacher/Butler/robot for his thoughts
>"It was indeed 'off the hizzouse'"

>movie ends with a dance party

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This one is always good

to encourage children to eat exotic food duh

Great scene and he wasn't wrong

But this is based

I've only started rewatching him recently and it's been such a fun ride. Maybe it's because he has perfect voice for his humor.

>she was tired of being the damsel in distress
>after the reveal she goes back to her DiD role

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>perfectly good suit of armor and weapons
>never uses them again and wears some conventional outfit

you can say that again

>movie ends with a dance party
>the beat up villain is also shown dancing

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>What? I'm hungry
A legitimate response.

>Character bumps into crush, and becomes stupidly tongue tied, or babbles gibberish while cross-eyed.
This one brings truth.

>"Oh are you trying to do 'thing'? How cute! (does thing better or instantly)."
This one does not bring truth.

You never been near lightning storms?
youtube.com/watch?v=4N5BUqlc5bo

youtube.com/watch?v=GdbkRoCTIjk

Megamind and Despicable Me.

>she sold out the universe

did you actually watch the show

>when its actually bad for business

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I miss originality. For all the shitting on for lolsorandum humor invader Zim has some genuinely funny pacing and "dialogue"
youtu.be/SCh0BXdVtmE

youtu.be/hN-7z4lEEAc

I HATE NIGGGGEERRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS

>episode takes place in japan
>style of the show changes to make the nips look like manga characters

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They don't even need to be muscular fists-only types IMO. Sokka is great in Avatar partly because he's just a dude with a boomerang in a world of bullshit elemental magic.

No cartoon or anime will ever do this one as painfully as Zelda Wind Waker.

>characters who are dead or even revealed to have never existed are dancing too

(anime ja nai)
HONTOU NO KOTO SAAAA

>HOW DARE YOU!?

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>non parody one liners

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God fucking damn Adventure Time was great sometimes

>asian character
>knows martial art

>villain fights hero but doesn't think much of him
>hero manages to score a decent strike
>"AAARGHH, MY FACE"
>the now scarred villain makes destroying the hero his main goal

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Forcing Candy onto her brother who didn't have any feelings for her, then getting mad when her awkward brother tried to improve his social skills on other girls. They treat this like he committed adultery despite the fact they never had a relationship and are 12 years old. Mabel is never told forcing her friend on her unwilling brother was wrong.

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We'll never recover from Roadside Attraction, will we?

You know what villain origin story I hate?
"you accidentally made my life miserable and I hate you with all my might!"

Like Dave from Penguins of Madagascar movie.

>Greetings [plural of show name here]

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This one is great tho

>Female Character has cool design with mask/armor/cloak, all fanart of her as-is
>Big reveal
>Everyone wants to bang her
>All fanart of her after is just in a bikini omitting original cool design
Every time

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>the monster wasn't trying to eat us, it's a mom defending it's babies!

This was groan-worthy in The Tick's 2nd season.

>bully takes a book out of a nerd's hand
>how can you like this, there aren't any pictures!

>character starts raping

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Ugh, so overdone.

>This ain't my first kid rodeo

Hey! My feet don’t hurt! :D

I wouldn't say anything because I don't want flies in my mouth retard

>It's quiet.. too quiet.
>I have a feeling that I'm being watched.
If it's really tense why are they saying anything at all?

>The bully was just lonely
>The bully secretly was bullied too
>They were a good person all a-along and wanted to be my friend
Keep telling yourself this animators, you dweebs.

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>B..but if you're here, and I'm here, the who's X?

>character hyped themselves up as a badass
>monster appears
>3 second pause
>they scream like a girl and run away

>If it cartoon everyone have the same body-type
>if it is a live adaptation "teenagers" are played by 30-45 y.o. actors.
>adults are fucking ancient.

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The lines have nothing to do with bullying. But in the end yeah bullies makes good fodder for school shooters.

was it over used or did they just use it one time and you pieced out?

>"yah think?!"

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I'll let you in on a little secret, We all do know martial arts.

>hayball

>she wears an armor.
>after that she never uses it again.
If your going to pull that woman shit at least let her keep her suit.

>It's a SS13 round with an invisible Wizard casting fist

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man, hate it when that happens. I always have to clean up afterwards

bird's really have a "fuck me" look to them, don't they?

Such a lame version of AM's speech

>kids standing around to see something happen
>”Woah!”
>”Cool!”
>”Wicked!”

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>Becoming TV stars? Come on, who would ever watch a show about [insert show's premise]?
>Everyone looks at the audience with a puzzled look

Name some cartoons that don't use overused lines.

>...No offence.

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>it's a puking episode

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>characters parents look like sibling.

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>characters parents are siblings

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not a cartoon but this was great in inland empire

I like that pic

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