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>inb4 500 replies

I can't fucking wait for this to finally be over

>mewni mating mannerisms

>you gotta bite'em guurrrl to get yo man, trust me I know this kinda stuff

I hate women and minorities

Same.

>some Janny actually got triggered I shat on this LOL ECSDEEfest of a cartoon

She likes her sex like she likes her meat: RAW

god dammit why isn't this me?
>sits in a corner and gnaws own wrist.

Where were you when Brolyfag was right?

Praying for starco, and now they have a child

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It's never been the same since the blackmail.

Star is going to be the best aunt anyone could ever hope for.

Solaria is here
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So what show are you shipping fags going to ruin next?

Reminder that Janna already had two of Marco's kids in Out of Business

>aunt
user, you've never heard of a surrogate pregnancy have you? Mariposa has Marco's skin and eyes yet Star's nose and face.

thanks for the spoilers disney

Proof faggot

>shipping
>ruin
Oxymoron user

You got to love AI

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Why the fuck do de-aged old women in this show still have old women hair? They did the same thing with Meteora. Do they thing the viewers are too fucking stupid to recognize them if the hair is different or are the artists too stupid to recognize them if their hair is different?

What a dumbass

why did this make me laugh so fucking hard
er, that one has a shaved head. what bugs me is how meteora apparently gets a big giant beaky nose at like age 10. poor thing.

I knew she was a Mewman Nationalist

>inb4 over 500 replies

>inb4 Jackiefags show up

>implying they weren't already here

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Gotta say the two JoJoposters last thread were quality shitposting

flashback episode I guess?

Women and minorities hate you back.

You ever date a girl who has giggly orgasms?

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>giggly orgasm
My dick can only take so much user

Yeah they're actually baby Marcos..
And now they're gone forever.
Just like Quest Buy..

The va is, like Eclipsa, is from Game of Thrones. Yara Greyjoy in the tv show. Someone is gonna need to dub over her dialogue with some of her lines from Game of Thrones.

youtu.be/6USONKkgDZY

youtu.be/1GuJS5OP5co

I wouldn't be surprised if Yara/Asha Greyjoy was a direct inspiration for Solaria

>Quest Buy
Why not Curse-it City? It'd be more accurate.

How long until the endgame?

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But thats his daughter user

I... what is this? How could I have never realized that was an option?

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I'm not sure I could date one who didn't

.. do you not?
it's literally a hit of opiates. I don't know how you can react any other way besides laughter

Even better

>flashback episode
God dammit, I really thought they were gonna copy endgame and bring Solaria back from the past.

Fuck off, you fuckers were annoying during Samurai Jack Season 5

It will never be over.

10 years from now, I'll fap to Between Friends just for you.

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Lol nope, chances are we might get Gurren Lagann'd

I still want someone to make a gay version of this.

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what's that supposed to be mean? I watched that anime years ago but can't remember any time travel

Certain parts or all of it?

>time travel
You fuckin asshole

Some parts of the Comic wouldn't work if they were boys so it'd have to be done mostly from scratch.

It would lose everything beautiful, romantic and pure about it and become about vile, aberrant, defiling acts of lust. There's a reason no one says 'He made love to me in the ass'.

>/svtfoe/ summarized in 1 single post

Jeez man. You're not supposed to just say it outright like that. You gotta finesse it a bit.

sorry I can't remember every minute of your precious anime

at least he said 'and'
women today be ackin like theys minorities. they're 52 goddamn percent of the population

>star ends next week
>one last episode left
>it's a 20 mins episode
They're gonna rush the ending isn't it?
is another "Samurai Jack" ending isn't it?

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Hey, if we get anything close to Gurrens final boss fight, we'll be witnessing the best ending in American cartoons.

Yeah, and we get to bitch about it for months in /trash/, it's going o be great!

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I still want someone to make this version

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I just want to see Marco get it on with BoyStar. 20 pages at best. All that other shit is meaningless to me.

Dammit, 5 off from glory, user....

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hawt
what did end up being?

I just want a comic in wich Marco is possesed by the ghost of Akabur and star his slave trainer journey

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how do I find a girl who looks at me like starfan looks at star? or like star did at oskar that one time and bit her wand?

nowhere because those characters are FICTIONAL

get a lot of money and/or power, the ammount you will need is proportionally inverse of how good you look

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Heart eyes, user. not dollar sign eyes

Lift more large objects, clean thyself, properly hydrate, and have one talent or skill you can show off to draw some interest. Isn't that the going theory?

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for your is power then. regular people dont get stalkers, you have to stand out and hope some crazy bitch sees you
thats for a regular girlfriend

I can lift larger objects than most anyone I know, even if that's my sole area of physical fitness, and I have tons of talents and skills. But I'm not one of those 'eliminate all trace of body odor' robots, and I feel like the starfans of the world aren't either.
I super stand out.. I'm tall and muscles and hair out to everywhere, like white reggie watts.

this to be honest.

>reggie watts
the hell is wrong with you? you have to look imposing not homeless

I would literaly become his/her patreon if it had the same quality as between friends

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I'll never forget the first time I read it. My dick hasn't been that hard since I was 14. It was amazing.

i'd like to see a homeless guy take care of his hair this well. it takes a lot of fine products and careful brushing and washing. i look like a goddamn norse god. I don't play bass but I probably should.

well, getting into a band is a great way to get a stalker. Go for it user, I wish you luck

soon

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I'm kind of surprised there hasn't been a template for the "Between Friends" cover for drawfags to make their own versions.

And there are so many possibilities...

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Either Star dies after beating Mina or we get an incredibly epic mecha battle or some combination of both.

Why is there not more art around Marco getting his shirt back from Janna?

>epic mecha battle
Star not gonna die and GF did the mecha thing and it sucked

Slow burn and exploration is underrated.

I'm surprised there isn't a template for that ben and gwen picture that got put into a bootleg sticker book. you know the one

*googles*
This can't be real

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I actually don't.

Link?

Please, tell me we will be having that long wished Solaria/Eclipsa flashback this week.

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Mother of God! What the fuck!?

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Because nobody wants to see Janna shirtless.

We better do.
They even hired a GOT actress who hasn't showed up yet in the credits.

It totally screams Solaria.

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Get abs

Fuck me I hope not. The ending sucked massive dick.

it's "Real" but it's not an officially licensed product. fucking chinese and/or mexicans are pretty good at stealing and selling other people's shit, it's not that weird they'd use fanart too.
there really isn't any time...
I do! though I'm sure she's got lopsided and slightly droopy tits, I don't mind.

What if I have rock-hard chiseled abs, but they stick way out because my kidneys have fat around them

>never dated
>never been asked out
>never been desired in a romantic fashion by anyone that you're aware of.
>starco comics are everywhere and it's very cute.

Now i'm depressed and I wish I could have the courage to die. It's all too much.

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dying's easy. it takes courage to LIVE
and it'll take more courage to forgive those women when they grow up and realize "oh shit I never asked any guys on dates, now i'm all dried up and old"

Sounds like you need to cut your sugar intake

bollocks. I need my widespread glandular problems cured. Got a doc working on that.
never take heartburn pills, guys. just live with it.

Cut carbs and white sugar, force your body to use the visceral fat.

yeah starving is not my favorite thing, and ketosis is not known for improving someone's smell.
my brain needs a fuckton of sugar to operate.
also your use of 'white' sugar makes me think you don't know what things are. you know that's just sugar without the molasses, right?

remove your kidneys, you dot need 'em, you dont need a doctor either, all you need is your bare hands, a mirror and kitchen knife. trust me, I did it before, not on myself but still

what's this site? saw someone post it in a one piece thread on Yea Forums earlier and I can't find it.

talktotransformer.com/

Here you go. We had like 3 threads already. Keep up.

Baby Eclipsa is cute.
She looks like the mischievous type, did Solaria carry her even in battle?

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White sugar is in pretty much everything. I mean processed sugar, not just table sugar, but avoiding all sugar for a while wouldn't kill you. You want to make yourself desirable you need to put in the work.

>did Solaria carry her even in battle?
sounds very irresponsible..

well, thats one way to traumatize a Baby. no wonder Eclipsa is all okay in the coco

oh man they did some weird sbemails too

>I mean processed sugar, not just table sugar
again, literally identical. the 'process' in question is removing everything that isn't the molecule sucrose, which means the molasses.. which you can't really use and isn't good for anything.
the work I put into myself is in learning molecular chemistry. There's gotta be a nerdbird out there who appreciates that.

True That

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What did you expect from Miss "let's torture and kill them, they are happier this way"? Not even she denies her baby from a male parental figure because "men are useless" but also carries her during a war.

Eclipsa at least tries to keep her daughter far from danger and to make her nice and well-behaved... which is harder than with a full-mewman baby.

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I would like to see some fanart of an alternate scenario in which Meteora graphically burns alive

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Mina you idiot your shoe's missing

I love the shape of her mouth. I wish it was gnawing on me.

Here hoping she comes back one last time

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I mean we've got what, 3 episodes left?
other than maybe a background appearance I doubt we will see her again, sadly.

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just like her queen and all her friends

she will forever live in the harem

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what indication do we have that it's a girl? those are pretty big horns.

Fuck man.

Mina's situation is genuinely pretty depressing ain't it?

Star and Marco referred to her as a girl and she didn't deny it, which is probably about all the proof we're going to get.

no, not really

Solaria, now she was a queen.

It really is, and the biggest tragedy of all is the show trying to paint Eclipsa as having suffered more.

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Mina also willingly took part in the event that made an immortal warrior and actively knew she'd stay alive forever.

oh somehow I didn't hear that. okay.

She was a peasant girl and almost certainly lacked any form of education, I doubt she really had any idea of the implications of what she was getting into.

She was a peasant who probably lived in filth and ate dirt before that, and looking at her appearance next to Moon I get the vibe she's permanently stuck as a teenager too (maybe like 18 so she'll still be an adult). Who knows what kind of situations and raging hormones drove her to do what she did, not to even mention the implied centuries of PTSD that followed.

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yes, please

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So no resolution for her beyond, "haha! You're fucked, now go die."?

Boy that would be a weird picture out of context

Shit that's horrifying

That or she breaks down and cries and repents while hugging Eclipsa and Meteora because they're her last connection to Solaria.

Pick your poison.

She only appears for 10 seconds and I keep finding more and more fanart of her. How is this possible

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look at adventure time
there's a princess in that who has only two VERY brief appearances, in crowd scenes, drawn tiny, and in one of them she has a different color scheme
and she has PAGES UPON PAGES of fanart.

who is it?

Thank you very much

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jungle princess

>socks
but.. her tiny feets

Kek

shes a cute little girl that tries so hard everyday and is adorable.

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Only if there's a timeskip

if the threads still up in a couple of days ill try

Bless you user

Just an "im bored" reminder that there will be a series marathon of Star Vs starting a week from tonight at 3am EST. Tomorrow is the last normal stream of the series.

I still fapping with Misty from PKMN....20 years ago

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Based

are mako's knees up at her chin but her arms are coming out in front of them?

It’s be cute and nice

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>Imagine the stat of Starcofags
All of you are fools for watching a show that will only give you closure at the end.

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>Everything beautiful, romantic and pure about it
It's a fucking underage porn comic

Ransomgram monster spinoff where she just delivers stuff through out different dimensions

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Isn’t that the point?

Fuckin' Marco is either fresh from the barber and his dude has the meanest razor on earth.

OR

He went to a cyberpunk world with his buff bod and got a metal jaw.

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So? It's about innocent discovery of your body with your best friend who becomes your first love. It's not some tawdry smut, it's sweet and heartfelt.

he got dem double balls

Why, so Cotugno can turn her into a lesbian? Let her go, it's better this way.

Not if a show needlessly stretches itself out

>tfw no Blade Runner 2049 Officer Marco and STAR

ageofconsentfags are okay with underage-on-underage, user. didn't you consult your 2010s morality manual? "They're going to do it anyway, so just make sure they use condoms!" and they (bafflingly) did in that comic.

alas, Lucky Jackpot Forgetful Jones with Visible Adhesive on Eyebrow, cartoon styles are kinda hard to work with any part of hair that shows individual hairs... unless that's all you draw, just the wispy hairs, like marco's friend's moustache whose name escapes me. The one voiced by Matt Chapman

>tfw no Brittco comic

How would you describe your life pre Star Vs.?

How do you you will desbrice it afer the finale?

they should have given her a new character design by now t b h

>closure
>implying it won't be an open ending with no confirmed pairings

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Chalk the show up to another on the list that were ruined by the creator either giving up control over to other forces. Or by them just not giving a shit anymore.

Hell I'll feel a hell lot worse for the Game of Thrones fans. And the Star Wars ones after they get those guys started over there.

a second form isn't good enough for you?

I'd read the shit out of that fanfiction. Marco goes into the Nerverzone comes out a fucking Shadowrunner?

Fuck yeaaaah.

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This gives me the big think.

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I guess it was an inevitability that they'd do something like this now that we have ALL FOUR CARD SUITS OMG but it's gonna be disappointing when/if the final challenge is all four of them and not, y'know, just Star, who a few thousand years ago was once the protagonist of this show. Like the show was never "Queens of Mewni" or "The Butterfly Kingdom" but now you really strongly get a sense that the crew wishes it was.

I just wanted to see Star get more moments, guys. I wanted her to be queeeeeen :(

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reminds me of Summer Camp Island. Oscar is clearly not the main character, it's The Hedgehog Show
which is fine.. she's great. but still, it's weird. For something with such a Peanuts feel, Charlie Brown would never get sidelined like that.

that shit good, nigga

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way to discreetly spoiler that shit you reatard

>Neverzone somehow becomes super technologically advanced overtime to the point of highly advanced cyberpunk cities, basically becoming Shadowrun.

I want to see it bad man.

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>star vs is two weeks from ending
>forever
I just don't know what else to watch after this ends. What else even is there?
It just seems like everything is over and there's nothing else to really look forward to.

>clean thyself, properly hydrate
>just bee yourself dude

NO COPE

BUT THE ROPE

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Well then you can look back. Slayer (anime) is pretty good from what I've seen.

Besides Google is your friend (except when it isn't). So just look up shows similar to it.

nothing I'm aware of. I think cartoons are over. certainly the 10s renaissance is over.
we have adventure train to look forward to, plus that new show about the poofy-haired brown thai girl

ah yes gamako/iramako. that was a nice ship. it actually still is.

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Was there any purpose to Jackie's existance other than to torture Starco fans and stretch out the whole "dawww skinny love" thing till the very fucking ending.

i luve her

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>that new show about the poofy-haired brown thai girl
This peaks my interests, and it's not just cause I'm from /fit/ and /k/. What's it about?

FOOT FAG NO!

It was fun investigating the whole pining-from-afar thing. It was neat. Something cartoons haven't really explored fully yet. Plus it showed what a great friend Star was, and how oblivious she was about her feelings, that she was happy to help him with that.

FOOTFAG YES!

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What an appropriate and exploitable meme
It looks like a lesser version of Magic Children Doing Things. She's in some kind of frog kingdom? She's got a cute little frog pal and she's all messy and has leaves in her hair and shit.. and I think she's just going around there having damp adventures.

>Plus it showed what a great friend Star was, and how oblivious she was about her feelings, that she was happy to help him with that.

Blowing up shit with green magic and visibly cringing doesn't seem to ring "happy" in my mind.

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But they're little...

Yeah eventually, but at first, she thought she was okay with it, and was helping. Remember?

But I did, and there just aren't.
Anime is ok, but for the most part it just all feels the same. Only one truly outstanding one comes out every 10 years or so.
I just feel like I've seen everything at this point and very little upcoming things interest me.
Maybe I need to find a new hobby.

wait till you hit 30 like me and realize all you have is a career and no one to share it with.

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Sure sure. But didn't last forever. Playing third wheel isn't exactly fun yeah know? Probably why Tom bailed out with his whole life reflection thingy.

My birthday was yesterday.

>show about the poofy-haired brown thai girl
Please do go on, googling that phrase does nothing and I have no idea what you're talking about.

Is it really that bad? I've enjoyed being left alone and I'm 28 now. I have my job, my hobbies, and my cat and that's enough for me.
I have a handful of good friends that I still regularly do things with, but I've lived alone for most of the past 10 years and it's quite easy.

Happy birthday user. Tell me how it feels when you're all dead inside. I still have a few years left.

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Yeah, that's not my point. The question was what was Jackie's purpose, and I said it was that. And it was actually pretty neat.
>anime all feels the same
I'll never understand when people say this. It's the most diverse thing imaginable.

youtube.com/watch?v=f3vnmV6pPKI

Hang in there dudes. I'm 21 but I'm sure you guys are cool too.

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I wasn't hugely shocked that college turned out to be a sham, but I was really surprised that focusing on my career ended up being a huge waste of time that destroyed me as a person and squandered my life. I'd much rather have been a NEET in my 20s instead of a successful, responsible 20something and now a burn-out loser in my 30s

Fair point. Jackie was more of force to push them rather than being a significant character in of herself.

I don't really eat much anymore and I smoke a bunch of weed because with clarity my thoughts turn to horrible realization. The kind of realization that just makes you stare at a wall for a while.

I wonder if there's anything I could have done differently. Was there some set of actions I could have taken to avoid having to run from my own sobriety. However the thoughts and reflections are purely academic because I feel like it's too late and I've finally had enough. I'm just very tired now.

I'm either clever enough to realize why I'm the way I am in which case my own horrible sloth and arrogance has killed me which means I don't deserve to share my life with another person because how could they ever be tricked into being with somebody so toxic. Or I'm too stupid to know what's wrong with me and therefore deserve no better because I lack the basic functioning parts to participate in something so intimate.

Personally I don't feel Jackie played any role in starco. she was just a part of marco's life. Part of what makes him a complete person, just like Tom's role as Star's ex
Tom's new role as Marco's friend was great
Tom's final role as Star's beard (as it were) was not so great, but he took it so WELL. he's a role model to all of us that life shits on.

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Society is just broken. it's probably only about 20% your fault, and there's probably only a little wrong with you. Most of it's what's wrong with women, and society at large.

>he's a role model to all of us that life shits on.
Truth be told, he got shat on by the universe and finally came to the conclusion he can tough it out. He's actually matured a lot more than some of the other characters so that's something.

Wait till you hit your 30s then it catches up to you. Im 36 with pretty much no dating and kissing. Got into a short lived relationship a bit and now another soon after. Plenty of hanging out, kissing,cuddling, groping, getting BJs, fingering her till she quivers. Youll realized you wasted so much time.

I'm angry that this isn't a thing.

>I'm either clever enough to realize why I'm the way I am in which case my own horrible sloth and arrogance has killed me which means I don't deserve to share my life with another person because how could they ever be tricked into being with somebody so toxic. Or I'm too stupid to know what's wrong with me and therefore deserve no better because I lack the basic functioning parts to participate in something so intimate.

I fucking feel you dude. I just turned 21 two days ago and realized, I have no fucking idea what I am. I like to pretend I'm the protagonist of my own life as some machismo intelligent smooth talking stud, but in reality I'm a nobody who is just blundering through life letting it take me where ever. And if I can't take my own life by the horns, why should I bother trying to get involved in another?

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>Most of it's what's wrong with women, and society at large.
Not the other user, but should I even look for a women? I want someone to be intimate with me, but also someone who understands me and accepts me for my flaws.

That's what I meant.

You have to look. True, the chances are unfortunately fantastic you'll never find her, but the only thing that could truly drive me to kill myself out of grief would be the knowledge that that happened -and I never looked-

Now the thing is, the way nature works, she's supposed to be the one looking... and women in general -aren't-. they're wrongly taught that that's our job. Our job is to look awesome, and be looked for, sought after, and then found.
But whatever, we're all improvising at this game. The important thing is you know exactly what you're looking for AND it's sane and correct, so you know you'll be happy if you get it, and recognize it when you see it. That's more than my dad ever got. I've never seen a life more full of pain and unfulfillment, but at least he had some good kids.

Remember when Marco said that Star could rule Mewni her own way and it was this really sweet moment. Nah it's the Eclipsa show now faggot.

He's still an eternal cuck for putting a curse on Starco, knowing it meant they were supposed to be in love with each other, and watched himself get cucked for a whole year.

You know who's the real cuck? You.

You genuinely believed that a literal cardboard cutout marysue had any relevancy in the show. You wouldn't have been cucked out of so many fantasies, if at least, they didn't make Jackie a dyke. But they did.

And so you get NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY SIR!

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let's face it
star's way is to abdicate
and in real life, most of the time, if you're handed a lot of power you didn't earn, the best thing to do is find someone more qualified and give it to them
in this case it's not as if eclipsa was known for much besides powerful magic, but... the kingdom was rightfully hers according to its own rules, and she'd shown no signs of wanting to grab power for herself, so that's decent. You can't work on monster-mewman relations if you ignore the rightful owners among your OWN people

Hey maybe she’ll get it back or get to form a new kingdom.

Here's the thing
when you get right down to it, mewmans are the dirty immigrants. The primitive shitty people who moved in and fucked things up for the locals who built the place, taking their jerbs and homes. the show is actually taking a sensible viewpoint about that.

But she's bi more than likely. She never once said she gave up on guys.

Eclipsa didn't earn it either. She left and if anything Star's been portrayed as more qualified anyway.

Nope. She's dating girls. Boys are fucking awkward and dumb, avarage at best. And they leave you for magical bug princess pussi.

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Church

>They're gonna rush the ending isn't it?
What the fuck does this mean? We say it all the fucking time.
But can you actually explain and demonstrate how is a show exactly "rushed"? In comparison to what and how?

How was Samurai Jack rushed Genndy waited however many fucking years to develop it? Is 'rushed' basically just mean 'I don't like it'? SJ had a fitting ending for itself, which is ultimately melancholy related. Well hey he got her together with a girl for real before the curtains closed.

Get fit

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Oh and be handsome or at least moderatly attractive, that’s important too. That usually comes with being fit.

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Holy shit. You can *see* the moment she remembers she's married and feels guilty.

.... thot.

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>you can just pat me on the head
>because I love you Star

I still can't get over this. It's so adorable.

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So Marco's sister being taken to the other dimension had no real plot relevance and the only reason for it was to show what his sister would look like as a teenager for drawfags to get up on, right?

Like how Star kissed Marco while dating Tom?

Marco's parents have the least creative cum and eggs on earth.

All the kids no matter what all just have the same face.

Yeah, pretty much.

Maybe also the crew trying to get across in canon "NO, Marco's sibling and Meteora are like sisters, not a couple!" if you really push it.

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Yeah but did she though?

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They're fucking married.

Bruh.

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I feel like we're really sprinting towards the end here so in my mind it's just an episode that would have made more sense if the show had another season left and the pacing is kind of fucky?

We're about to have a flashback episode as an exposition dump.

>Socks are on
Based

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She looked at him and held his arms. Yeah she did.

Well it’s kinda weird to try and get lesbo with the girl who acted as your step sister for practically all your life.

I’m pretty sure the crew went all in for this four of a kind ending. Though the description for cleaved revolves around Star so I dunno.

Well, before that episode it was assumed his sibling would really be "Marco Jr." and the fandom seemed to assume that he would naturally hook up with Meteora. Shipping two babies feels kinda weird to me but it was a thing. Even when it was revealed that Marco Jr. was Mariposa people still assumed they'd be lesbians. Everybody just had their hearts set on shipping these babies no matter what.

At first I was going to say maybe it was just a coincidence that the show made them "sisters" while the fans predicted "couple," but the episode would have been finished after Conquer aired, so there was time for fans to come up with the idea of shipping them and the crew to possibly notice/indirectly respond to that.

She left because she was chased out
>nobody's allowed to just make friends anymore
did this show teach you nothing?

People keep saying that, but.. I just don't like it. Just like the classroom is the worst environment for learning, pews and a lecture hall are the worst way for me to absorb the word of god. Besides, afterwards, you just go home, so it's not like we socialize. I haven't gone to church in like 20 years, I just listen to the recordings of sermons from shalom seattle and that does the job.

pic unrelated?

shipping babies is super cute, cmon. Remember Sleeping Beauty?

anyway people still ship the shit out of them because of that episode, so.. mission failed.

This is the starting point. Do some thinking about the type of thing you would like to do: ask yourself "what would I do, if money wasn't an obstacle?" and perhaps keep a journal. Try making a plan for the next year and see if you can stick to it. Make it not too hard. you might need to get off Yea Forums.

Get help bro. Not neccessarily saying AA or anything like that, but find a community (other than Yea Forums)

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Pen got a cake.
hnnnnggg

I don't even know what's wrong with someone if they smoke weed all the time but barely eat

I suspected it was underpinning a lot here but I honestly did not expect to hit such a strong undercurrent of just howling broken loneliness.

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I guess it's not shipping babies itself that feels weird, like when you see the characters older as in Sleeping Beauty so you know what their personalities are (and I guess now that they did Gone Baby Gone), but it felt weird to me months ago when neither one really had any personality and Mariposa hadn't been born.

But yeah, people will ship anything no matter what the show says.

Got a higher res pic where we can actually see the writing?

Classic case of depression and motivationlessness. You keep thinking that weed is your safe haven. You keep thinking you can get away with not eating much or not eating anything at all, or not sleeping for 2-3 days straight. You keep thinking you 'deserve' weed because you feel like shit. It's just for easing the pain, right? Fuck no. It's true, you can't develop a physical addiction, but you can a psychological one. You have to stop relying on it and making excuses to get more. And overindulgence of sticky icky leads to pretty much every other problem you have.

You know this is pretty fucking rich coming from me, I'm lighting a fucking zoot right as I'm typing this. But I'm in the same boat as you. I know what I must do, I just never follow through with it. But it's only hard once. And believe me you'll relish the moment so much more if you take long enough breaks. Oh not to mention shit like:
> I lack the basic functioning parts to participate in something so intimate.
..this, will be GONE from your mind. Just take a break (like a month if you can do it).

Star will wind up like endgame Thor if she keeps eating like that.

This is how I've been living. Honestly, it isn't that hard to do. Still don't have a GF, and while having a QT Blonde cunt to snuggle with would be nice, she'd just get in the way of my dream, unless her own ambitions are similar enough to mine in that being together furthers both of our goals. But that's just a pipe dream.

fuck off with your blogs and fuck off back to /r9k/

time for the best and objective tier list in the thread

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>toffee
>the best
Next.

I can't say I agree with every placement here, but I also don't see anything fucking retarded, so nice job.

go back to sucking Meteora's babydick

get that disgusting shirt sniffer down there

Yeah but I thought it made you sleepy and hungry. Weed without food or sleep makes so little sense. It's not even a pleasure center stimulator, just a relaxant.
I don't even do weed because i'm naturally super relaxed, what I need is some kind of safe stimulant that makes it possible to engage in shit without becoming exhausted, but the comedown on everything from caffeine to adderall (in this case I'm going on hearsay) is just unacceptable.

>Ludo
>Moon
>Star is loved

absolutely based 10/10

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switch starfan and ludo, switch star and moon, plunge adult meteora down, and bring oskar up a tad, and I'm totally with you. I used to semi-like glossaryck but I just can't get used to keith david's (excellent) voice. it doesn't suit the characterization, and young peter boyle dindu nuffin

What has Meteora to do with user liking or not Toffee? Usualy that choice is more related to Comet or Ludo.

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Nothing on its own, but since he's the guy who put Meteora under "love" in his own chart I just had to be an asshole about it.

In "love"? Adorable

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shit taste

o no my eyes are bleeding

Get a fat wallet.
Women already have access to block head chads by the dozen but rich and average looks will bring them to you.

Then pay for whores. You sound too lazy to actually get /fit/ with a workable diet.

I love Star, her quirkiness is endearing

we're posting tiers again? rate&hate

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Wait shes a goblin?

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another spoiler from upcoming episodes
youtu.be/QvckBeHyA50

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>implying it won't be an open ending with no confirmed pairings

I hope to the fucking devil it's not. On a personal level i'd be mad as fuck but Yea Forums in general would erupt into a chaotic shitstorm tornado.

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Either way there will be salt

Everything but BEST is damn solid.

I hate to say it but that actually looks kinda cool, and crazy magic dimension stuff is the kind of thing I was hoping for around the series finale or close to it

The thots and money to blow on shit I like such as travel has dulled the pain. Probably helps I never wanted kids.

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Thanks user! don't think I've seen this one...

>pre
Yea Forums denizen
>post
/sveg/ and /svq/ denizen.
Star is love. Star is life.

Based and Redpilled. Jackie fags BTFO not once, but twice in series. Three times off you count the fact that most of them jumped ship to bummerville out of spite

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>naked apron
NICE!

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If there's closure there will be hype comparable to the ending of the first iteration of Gogo Bomango where the giant brown muscle made out with the shota in the rain. Then the heavy implications they fucked and cleaned up before Didi came home and saw them sleeping on the couch with satisfied smiles on their faces.

We did it Starco bros, we have a canon Starco baby

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I can't believe it's been nearly 4 years now. It just feels like yesterday.

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As you can see; she clearly has Star's nose and adventurous personality when she gets older in Gone Baby Gone plus Star's hair length and shape. Also she has Marco's trademark mole, eye color and hair color. Mariposa is clearly their child with Marco's mom being the surrogate. PROVE ME WRONG

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She even gets her stocky build from not only Rafael but also River.

Here.

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Whiners gonne whine

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PLUS Mariposa is Spanish for Butterfly. MEANING SHE IS LITERALLY BUTTERFLY DIAZ!

if she's going to marry Meteora she will be called Butterfly Butterfly

Btw: FUCK OFF REDDIT, I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS SHIT FOR 6 MONTHS
reddit.com/r/StarVStheForcesofEvil/comments/bjnjl5/theory_crack_theory_mariposa_is_a_starco_child/

Glossaryck's master plan:

>Make Meteora trust and love him through lessons and emotional manipulation.

>Get rid of the MHC as they've proven to be incompetent (state in the Book)

>Have Meteora and Mariposa grow up together until their bond turns into love.

>Meteora and Mariposa get married, uniting both Butterfly families.

>Girls slone cannot make babies, so Meteora asks Glossaryck (who she trusts the most) to aid.

>Glossaryck creates competent life through Meteora/Mariposa. One is the heir and the others the new MHC.

He is one big evil genius.

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It's scary how much sense this makes.

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SEE! SHE LOOKS LIKE STAR AND MARCO COMBINED!

Or Glossaryk could just be making shit up as he goes.

Wait does the episode air this morning or tomorrow?

The fuck if i know

I think ithey air at like 7am but are available online at 3am
(I'm a yuropoor and just know that a mega is usually ready when I wake up in my timezone at 10am)

>Or the writers could just be making shit up as they go.
Fixed that for you, buddy
No need to thank me, guy
All in a day's work, friend

Whats the difference?

very cute art

Ponyhead's boyfriend deserves better than that

Tomorrow.

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Saw the thumbnail and thought that was Yumi from PuffyAmiYumi for a sec

I liked that show. I miss the rock/punk style in cartoons.

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rock/punk is a dead genre

I really hope we get to see past Star receiving the Beach Day picture on-screen. I really, really hate that they did that off-screen.

Did you just go to church and sleep as a kid?

>Marco has an harem which changes every season

>River has two wives

>Globgor has only been out for three episodes and already has two ladies in his harem and the approval of almost all women in Mewni.

...

>Tom is forever alone.

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I wonder if we’ll see her older brother as well

B-but muh Jantom

Giggly orgasm.

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I doubt that, they need to hurry up with their shitty plot
Wish we've had more flashbacks during the show, fuck this

You're going to pick up a girl, not get anything out of it. You just need to pretend to be super into it as an act, but don't overdo it. I stringly recommend an enthusiastic evangelical denomination. Something that practices biblical literalism would be ideal (heavy focus on book of Genesis over the Gospels for example). Reason being, any girl you meet there will be more likely to have undergone a lifetime of conditioning towards traditional values, and a good husband is high on the list of priorities.

The fuck are you on about, you schizo fuck?

PV
youtu.be/QvckBeHyA50

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Thanks. I really needed that on my mind.

Mummy Solaria action soon.

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It doesn’t die, it just evolves.

So I guess the plan involves Star jumping through dimensions and time-space.

Maybe Solaria's scene is not a flashback.

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is she trying to just undo the past?

YESSSSSS. Starco's going to be erased from history at the last minute. Nefcy's going to blueball all of you fucks.

starco is canon endgame
cope motherfucker

You still don't get it do you? The temptation to subvert expectations is too strong.

I don’t think they care too deeply about the butterfly effect.

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But if that happens, Festivia will never be crowned nor will she have children with noblemen.

Unless the Book of Spells goes to the past too and past Eclipsa decides to adopt Festivia as her non-magical second daughter, so there's a chance Star will be born again.

Show then re-starts from Season 1 with Star being a normal mewman teenager who wants to be sent to Earth in search of adventure. She meets Marco again blah blah blah

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>Starco fags suffering till the very end
Just get it over with.

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Hmmmmm, Star eating has the potential to be the next Rock driving

>>Sees a clip of Star falling through the magic dimension with no context
>>?????
>>Starco will be erased, end of show
Denial will always be a bitch, right?

Then Star would be an asshole for not giving Meteora and Mariposa the chance to grow up together as promised.

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Heh

what's the point though, they all are happy in the present
I have absolutely no idea what Star will do in the multiverse episode
but whatever it is I'm sure it will be DISAPPOINTING

When are you going to sing the follow up to Cuck Oddity?
youtube.com/watch?v=HyMm4rJemtI

Maybe the Solarian Warrior spell can only be broken by the one who casted it in the first place and that's why she goes back in time to search for Solaria.

The plot-twist could be that Solaria never died in the ambush but traveled to the future with Star to save her daughter.

Out of all the aggresive parts of her chapter, the words she have to describe her daughter are pure and heartwarming.
If she backs off the order of kiling Eclipsa, Mina has no reason to continue... unless that makes her loose it and has to be put out of her misery by her own creator

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Cry more starcofag. Your salt will be delicious when you get denied next week. How will it feel, knowing your hopes will be eternally dashed? No fifth season, no follow-up movie, not even a fucking comic book.

Don't be cruel, everything will turn out ok for Starco.

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that sounds horrible, I hope this show won't end with the biggest monster hater ever having to convert

Now you've just skipped steps to the secret phase: "Delirium"

>no follow-up movie, not even a fucking comic book
Knowing the evil Jew that is Ak- Disney, they'll attempt it.

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>Do some thinking about the type of thing you would like to do: ask yourself "what would I do, if money wasn't an obstacle?" and perhaps keep a journal. Try making a plan for the next year and see if you can stick to it.
Shit man you psychic? I sort of figured I should start keeping a journal to keep track, and what's not a better time than when I can start buying my own drinks?

That aside, yeah. I think I should do that. Make a plan for next year and improving myself sounds good. I'll hold myself to it. Though truth be told, I dunno what the future holds. But ya know what? I think it'll be alright.

That sounds so fucking awful it's definitely going to happen

into what?

Why does she have Star's nose? Is Angie a cuck?

I don't think converted is the word .

She hates monsters but loves Eclipsa way more.

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Well the quads don’t lie

>er, that one has a shaved head
He's talking about how baby Eclipsa has the exact same hair as full grown Eclipsa. It's dumb

Her hair is longer though.

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but she can't love eclipsa and hate the rest of her family

starco has been building up since season 1, we better get it in the end

babies never have long flowing hair, also Eclipsa had that granny hair style for most of her life, even in her teens

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>ending is a cliffhanger, with Marco and Star turn smiling at each other and hold hands before it cuts off

Hopefully not, but there's a chance.

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Id literally have to find nefcy and set her on fire for that.

She’ll definetly do it just to spite you. No amount of wood knocking will save us.

The ending won't be ambiguous about Starco. Nefcy and co know that unless they show a complete Starco epilogue and life with the two of them dying as a married couple, Manna automatically wins post-game.

So yeah, except a full epilogue with Star and Marco holding hands on their death bed.

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>Aku-sney

...

>it’s mickey mouse but he’s Aku
I need to make that a draw request.

How long will Cleaved be? Standard show time or extended?

Askin cause I’m trying to figure how compressed everything will be.

I want to know but I’m too afraid to ask.

>The important thing is you know exactly what you're looking for AND it's sane and correct, so you know you'll be happy if you get it, and recognize it when you see it.

How will I know it’s sane and correct? Gut feeling or will I just know?

This show is gonna have an Adventure Time style ending isn’t it? Or at least partially it is ain’t it?

Tom got excited by the idea of a baked Mewman, and was aroused by watching Star eat the head from that cake.

How many Mewmans has he eaten in the past?

More than he’d like to admit.

Angie is the surrogate aka the woman who carries the child.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surrogacy

you fools. you have yet to know the REAL endgame.

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So much cope from Jackiefags

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Was Jackie even relevant past season 2?

Nope

Wrong. I don't have a horse in this race.

I'd respect her a lot more if she realized Eclipsa grew up to be shit and killed her and her family. Love can really only stretch so far.

Only twelve more hours left until Starco dies a painful death

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12 more hours for the cope to begin from anti-Starco fags

i just want a decent ending

Eclipsa killed her?

I guess I should have put a comma before that "and."

I meant if Solaria somehow made it to the present day, it'd be cool if she just killed Eclipsa, Meteora, and Globgor.

Same

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Was she ever relevant to begin with?

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Fair point. Her existance is more of a cut out and force that affects Marco & Star, rather than of being any character relevance.

Standard 22 minutes.

Fanfics aren't canon, user.

I find it funny no one is rooting or expecting the return of Tomar or Kellco, let alone Markapoo or .. Janstar.
What do these ships (especially Kellco) has over Starco?

>Starco has died
>Starco has risen
>Starco will come again
Hello again friends. We were blessed with some truly great clips last week. Have you said your prayers for Starco today? I know I have.

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Fucking goblins...

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They're all shit and sunk!

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Nothing. Platonic or not Star and Marco’s relationship has gotten the most development within the show, but people are still coming around to fact that all the other ships were always a means to an end. Just look at how awfully convenient Tomstar ended before the final episodes

spoilers won't stop coming
instagram.com/p/BxVQfCMBTaL

Nothing. Given the shit the two have been through it would be VERY OOC to not have Starco.

Plus they have a child together

hell yes more ponyhead

Starco is surely done for this time!

its canon and they have a daughter

BASED RICH PIGEON

You are the kind of psycho who would kill his own kids if they brought home a boyfriend/girlfriend you don't approve on.

Good to know you'll die alone.

Eclipsa and her husband are loved by their people, who chose them to rule democraticaly.
Meanwhile Solaria is remembered as the one responsible for the darkest age of Mewni, as Moon stated. Nothing to respect there.

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god I hope she dies.

I really hope the side plot has Marco persuading Hekapoo or Moon to stop Mina, but I know it’s gonna be Marco suddenly showing up outta nowhere with Tom to help

Just imagine smashing that lil' monster puss. A human, even of average or below average size probably just slays her, pounded into ahegao after the first dozen thrusts.

she's a slut

I wonder why Mina doesn't just flatten them instantly?

only glossaryck would be genius enough to scheme like that but dumb enough to forget girls fall in love with boys

Mina is just Kale

no! i paid good attention. though I did get sleepy, including sleepyboners
you are bad

Looks like Mina is gone? Maybe she stole Eclipsas wand or Meteora and ran away

How would you guys feel if Star vs ended the same way that cowboy bebop episode Toys in the Attic did?
>last scrap of evil magic rolls into a ball not unlike the ones Glossaryck was making
>oozes around trying to escape
>"mmmm, more pudding" nom "I can't eat anymooore"

And secretly depressed

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Except this is Disney we’re talking about. Besides most people aren’t that sociopathic.

>How will I know it’s sane and correct?
I just told you it is. What you described is right.

All goblins must die, along with all Mer.

Her horn ripped off and shoved down her throat. Gotta go MK with this.

wtf disney stop
twitter.com/DisneyXD/status/1127282676367536135

Tha fuck? Why is Janna there?!

>Marco persuading Moon
Having two of the most influential people in Star's life talking to each other is something a good writer would do, which means it's never gonna happen.

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Why wouldn't she be? She is literally a paid bearer of bad news. I'd think what she needs is a bottle of wine and a deep, hard dicking after work.

But she isn’t a goblin she a cowgirl

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"Did'ja like books? HERE'S SOM'MORE FOR YA"

She got teleported to monster temple with Meteora and Glossaryk. Marco teleported to Mewni Castle ruins. Star to DoopDoop. Tom is MIA.

>wanting to fuck goblins

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hey it's Crescenta's fishy girlfriend! nice

>Tom is MIA.
Nah, hes in here

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That's why he is emotionaly manipulating her since childhood.
The first guy he has identified as the enemy is a male septarian. And she had a thing for septarians as Heinous.

It's all part of his evil plan to make Meteora a lesbian.

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$20 says Moon knows that Mariposa is her granddaughter and actually arranged for Angie to be the surrogate

Glad to see a character introduced in the final season to only see him die a couple episodes later.

OH good. He's where he belongs then.

good, he had it coming

NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK?

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You have mental problems if you really think he is going to die.
Globgor is going to make it because "magic" and Mewmans will love him even more than before.

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good

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I swear to God this is real

He’s definitely gonna live. I just find it amusing how he took Marco’s role of hopeless fuck who needs saving for finales. The Globclipsa and Starco parallels are real.

Left as quickly as he came.

Do goblins normally have horns.

Yes

If you care about this show you are the most normal bitch ever and need to be banned from this board as you don't care for animation

107513272
>HURR DURR TALKING ABOUT CARTOONS ON Yea Forums IS FORBIDDEN
please neck yourself for being a faggot

The Star Vs fandom of love, peace and tolerance

107513272
A cartoon is a cartoon regardless. If you can’t handle that, you’re a bitch

Not when it comes to the idiocy of 107513272

>107513321
That doesn’t even make sense. Go be autistic somewhere else until you know how to properly troll.

it's not like it matters, all characters basically die on may 19th anyway because we will never see them again

>When even kids can see he is going to survive from a mile and this is going to make him even more beloved among the fandom, but Yea Forums posters are actualy falling for it.

Shit, his fanarts have peaked.

The IQ of the average poster here is really low.

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>Doesn't make sense
Yeah it does. You come from the Voltron and Steven Universe fandoms and try to send death threats to people based on your ships. That's all this fandom is, and you might as well be following BTS or something. You need to learn to be a decent human

Basic bitch shows are shit like Family Guy. You’ll only find weirdos here.

Don't give him a (You) you faggot.

See what I mean? You don’t understand how to troll. I don’t go to Tumblr and I was never part of the shipping wars. I don’t even know what Voltron is.

Now go back to your corner until you learned your lesson on how to be a proper troll

>why don't you like my precious husbando?
fuck off back to tumblr

Don't waste your (You)s you stupid faggot.

It's getting there.

Ya know people don’t post here seriously right?

bullshit look at hitler nigga got a mt.dew named after him if that don't show what love it then i don't even know anymore

I will never get my fathers bonding episode.

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I don’t care. I want to feel good reminding this dude why he’s retarded and needs to learn proper trolling technique.

107513360
>You need to learn to be a decent human
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

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Then do it by not giving him a (You) you stupid fuck.

You can’t stop me.

...

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No but i can constantly nag you about it

Broly wants cute and perfect Starco.

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>Show ruins Jackie instead of letting her leave on a high note
>Turned into a Lesbian but doesn't go after Star for at least an entertaining narrative
>Instead she just gets hooked up with some literally who brown muslim for woke points

Season four was a mistake

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Tom was abandoned in the Magic realm by the others. Marco, Star, and Janna literally do not give a shit about Tom.

Fair enough

So is Tom gonna even reappear in the next couple of episodes?

He never said he loved him, just that the plot twist is predictable as hell.

And even if he dies, he'll be a hero to both Mewmans and Monsters. So he always wins.

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>not even Janna gives a fuck about Tom
And now s(he) becomes a likable character

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I actually hope he never reappears. It would be the series itself cucking him on a meta level.

>show hates him so much that just as Jantom starts to form it cucks him out of existance
Perfect

no, no you shove through the bottom part of her and THEN it ends up going out of her mouth or her eye.

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If it means no more awkward group hugs so be it

Janna never gave a shit about Tom in the show. It was always just shipperfag delusion or Tomfag delusional hope for him to stop being such a cuck.

I want Solaria to realize she is an absolutely terrible person.

We know it's not gonna happen. But still... the thought of that occurring brings a gigantic grin to my face.

Then why was Janna flirting with him? End point is that Tom is a cuck regardless.

nigga what the fuck

Janna's a whore

One hell of a chastity belt I tell you what.

Somebody genderswap Globgor.

why? monsters are horrible and are happier dead

And Tom is a cuck

genderswaps are cancelled because they're transphobic

Here you go, user.

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fuck

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Nah, thats where star went. I guess Doop Doop is the ultimate cuck.

Janna has never flirted with Tom outside your delusions

lol, saved

Globgloria is hot
that Eclipsus looks awful though
now I wonder what a Shastacandra would look like

Oh look an assblasted Jackiefag

i miss her...

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The choker and the eyes comment are nothing I guess? Look I think Jantom is super weak but it’s there. If they wanted this they should’ve done this way earlier.

My point is that Tom is a cuck regardless.

>you are bad
Listen guy, take my advice or don't. What you do is ultimately your decision and has no bearing on me.

>We do stuff at home...
Unh, muh dick

Dude I think that’s a different user.

Marco got scared from watching a shark movie the other night. Star is wearing shark panties. It's the equivalent of someone seeing Freddie Kruger when they see a striped red sweatshirt.

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Maybe, my point is still valid though

Like this.

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damn

Are you a different user or are you purposely being retarded?

DAS A HUGE BITCH!

FREAK

How the hell can you be so delusional as to connect some random choker to Janna or the eye comment being anything beyond Janna being weird and not be a shipperfag?

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Because that’s flirting and how shit starts off? Look dude, you’re getting bent out of shape over a theory. End point is Tom is cuck alright?

I prefer this version of male Eclipsa

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Well he looks more dominant and mysterious in this than he does the others.

I didn't know tickles is his fetish

thanks

he looks like a gamer, not sure why I think that

Literally fucking this. I didn't fap to between friends because I'm not a degenerate but by god did I appreciate the artist actually taking the time to set up the mood

>mfw 500 replies

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>Mewmans would harass and imprison such a man of eloquent and refined tastes

Disgraceful

Jesus fuck why does every starvs thread devolve into this shit

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Well we made it.

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>So wait, the show did something just to entertain the audience?

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how dare we didn't make 5 threads at the same time instead

Lol

Well when a girl does it to you....

All of Heekapoo's friends and lovers are on Eclipsa's side. This should be a warning for her to fucking stop.

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Now if only the next thread fucking titles the damn thing properly

Well even she thinks the Mina is retarded.

If you think that's fucking flirty I also suppose you think that Janna slapping Marco's butt was rape.

>Thinking Jackie had anything to ruin in the first place
If anything the episode gave her some personality, and also ended her character arc. So, it was a net positive

Nigga I need a source

Tf

>Muslim
>named Chloe
Yeah, not likely.

One, chill. Two, by legal definition it was sexual assault if it was unwanted.

People got emotional baggage man.

>I need a source

c-can you read?

Sauce?

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Source of this?

Ms.user, I don't feel so good...

Heka a shit

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Heekapoo is a popular character and a woman so she'll turn face first. Mina will get talk-no-jutsu at the end. I don't know about the other members, maybe they lose their magics or become Heekapoo's assistants

I suspect after that shit that Mina pulls she'll turn first followed by Omnitraxus and finally (yet reluctantly) Rhombulus.

Eclipsa made clear talk-no-jutsu is not going to work because the curse makes them unstable to the point they destroy themselves.

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where the hell is Rafael

noice

are we gonna make a talkback?
is there gonna be a stream? has there been lately? I wanna watch with you guys.

Me too, user

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yes,yes,yes, go for it.

>Honeymoon in Hekapoo's realm!!!
>Star I'm just gonna level with you. My stamina went downhill the entire time I was there. And my pee splatters everywhere.. being in your 30s kinda sucks.

good immidge to use?

>Heekapoo's realm
It's orgy time!

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Know what?

>"I am NOT bringing them with us, Star."
>"But how are they supposed to learn?"
>"Learn what?"
>"You know... how man and woman stuff goes... You don't want your sister to end up... 'funny' do you?"

Honestly it sounds like you have it good. You only really need 1 close confident friend and enough overall friends to have regular social experiences. Depending on how much time you spend with them this doesn't need to be very many friends at all. I'd make sure to have at least one physical/outdoors hobby, ideally one that has goals you can aspire to. Then you're pretty well set

That just means you're 21

People don't really finish growing up until about age 25 so you're supposed to feel kind of confused before that

Look up "Disney's Amphibia." A girl who is described as winds up in a land populated frog people. Little is known about the girl or setting, but if you liked Gravity Falls, the creator of Amphibia worked on it and liked Pacifica's character and character development.

It's hilarious that the people who say perverted, bizarre things like this are the ones who call OTHERS perverts.
You really think a system could exist that was THAT dangerously flawed. where you aren't fully matured until your body has started decaying.

There's honestly more to life than women, man. You don't have to be a MGTOW type to realize this. Just take care of yourself, find cool stuff to do, enjoy small things, be glad you're alive

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The fuck is this post

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HOLY SHIT FUCK OFF THERE ARE WHOLE BOARDS DEDICATED TO THIS SHIT FUCK OFF