>“This, is Steve Rogers. The First Avenger, seen to be the embodiment of America. He believed that this country was pure and any crime can be undone with the use of Truth, Justice and the American way, and EVERYBODY believed him because he’s been saving them since World War 2. Until another Avenger came around. Tony Stark, he disproved that Black and White mindset once the Colorado incident occurred. Making Steve Rogers and everyone else who supported him, look like a *SMACK* bitch.”
>“Of course, Tony Stark then thought, all of us super powered people should sign the Registration Act, and there was no way bad things could ever come out of it. Everybody believed that because he saved them countless times as well. He was also, WRONG! Making him and everyone who supported him *SMACK* look like a bitch again!”
>“And then, best of all, Ms. Carol Danvers joins the team, and blows everyone’s brains with her mindset on keeping an Inhuman who can predict the future and prevent atrocities from happening, of course she also thought it was a good idea to keep around a skrull masquerading as her late predecessor and lover, Mar-Vell and those futures were disproved. Making her, yet another stupid *SMACK* BITCH! Are you seeing a pattern?”
“This, is Steve Rogers. The First Avenger, seen to be the embodiment of America...
>Scott not liking Captain Marvel
Obvious fake and Skrull
Did you draw this?
Where is Scott when the world needs him the most?
Plowing Brown Pussy
He's more of a father figure to her.
Father? More like daddy
I like this thread
Carol was a manipulative bitch to him in Civil War and AVX
She also didn't really give a shit that Medusa and Black Bolt killed him
I would pay money to read a It's always sunny style comic book starting DC or Marvel heroes/villians
Very good, user. We need more Sunny crossovers.
Tony = Dennis
Hulk = Charlie
Widow = Dee
Steve = Mac
???? = Frank
If we’re using the MCU, Fat Thor
Scott, why does your workout bike have a dildo sticking out of the seat?
Superior Foes is probably the closest we'll get
HALT MUTANT!
>Scott not liking manipulative bitches
Cyclops was unironically right and did absolutely NOTHING wrong
dreams don't die
Daddy kink. Problem solved
Don't believe Scott. He is a liar sometimes
Dee is obviously beetle by default
Mac probably overdrive
Dennis boomerang
Charlie could probably make a better speed demon.
Run!
What could Carol have done to Black Bolt?
How many of these kids are dead now? From what I can tell it seems like the mid-2000s was an absolute mutant teen carnage fest.
>new muties die
>Stark has the Sentinels look the Muties straight in the eye as they bury their "future generations"
Chad Stark strikes again.
How does he get away with it?
Money
Tony Stark is a fascist psychopath.
whyd he do it?
seriously asking
BASEDclops
Does Marvel remember the Mutant Registration Act is still a thing? Are non-x-gene mutants subject to it?
Money & Charm.
>being a fascist psychopath
>bad
Pick one Yea Forumsmblr.
Serious answer is that during Civil War he put a bunch of Sentinels to guard the muties so that they wouldn't chimp out. Headcanon answer (which is kinda supported) is that he doesn't like muties. The madman actually created a Concentration Camp!
>why should all mutants
The sad thing is that was never the case. Inhumans are mutants and basically get away with ALL the shit.
Nah, fuck Muties. The panel's from a Kang Panther comic, so it's not Chad Stark talking. All Muties should hang from the elm tree.
thanks for the serious answer
>some of my best friends are mutants
>Tony blatantly lying
Come on, now. I'll shit on Tony any day of the week, but if you're going to pin Superior Tony's actions on him, you might as well put examples from other universes in there, too.
>I'm the most intelligent
No, fuck you. You aren't even the most educated.
No problem user.
That's what makes it funnier. The guy has virtually 0 Mutie acquaintances, let alone "friends". "Best Friends" is so blantantly fake, that it makes the whole page hilarious.
>look 'ere boy, I've got a bunch of negroes in the stables and they're good working stock, I ain't got a problem with those colored fellas cause they know their place
>but you seem to be gettin' uppity, and my hand's starting to twitch, ya understand?
Wanda and Pietro back then qualified as among his best friends.
which is... quite sad
Who else even qualifies over his entire existence?
Wovlerine is everyone's friend I guess, and maybe him and Xavier hit off behind the scenes of their Illuminati parties?
Wanda and Pietro aren't mutant.
Not teamed up with Medusa at every opportunity?
Being Tony is unironically suffering.
>no friends bar a negro that gets uppity every 20 issues
>get cucked all the time
>Big Brains look down on you
>most other supers hate you
>still acting like a kid who LARPs as a Knight and waits for his princess
>relapses every other story arc
>hates himself for not being UberChad ThunderCock
He's a sad character, tbqhwy. At least Daredevil has actual friends and tons of hoties wanting to fuck him, plus most people like him and respect him. Stark's sort of the everyone's punching bag until he goes nuts every 10 years and builds an all-new WMD.
back then they were, as far as everybody did know
Which sucks, because Carol and the X-Men have such a long history. She was even a Starjammer for a while.
>context? but including that would undermine my position
The Scarlet Witch and Beast are Tony's friends.
Scarlet Witch isn't a mutant and Beast lost his m-card during IvX.
>Scarlet Witch isn't a mutant
At the time, everybody thought she was, and that's what matters in context.
They're ostensibly there to keep people from attacking the schools. Yes. Really.
Is Tony retarded? That’s like sending KKK members to protect minorities from other KKK members
He just hates Muties user.
Think it was pushed on him by the Government. And they aren't exactly the autonomous robots who keep turning on humanity, but the optics are horrible.
Fuck. Now I know where the Death Battle quote comes from.
It even makes his big moment in Endgame even wierder. Thanos played God, but Stark is literally one.
Bunp
Here's a (You), OP. You gave me a hearty chuckle.
But he isn't?
>but Stark is literally one.
Then he's a pretty shit "God." Since he does stupid shit all the time, like giving terrorists an invite to his house.
Context?
It's from a What If? with Legion IIRC. I can't remember the specifics, and Stark's only there for that one panel.
Scott you lucky dog
Yes. They're all flatscans.
>Producing arms for your nation's and others defence, providing security and empoyment as well as advancing metallurgical, manufacturing and material science is wrong.
>Convincing a villain to stop is wrong.
>Resisting unjust laws is wrong.
>Protecting your property is wrong.
>Taking a vacation is wrong.
>Protecting your personal information is wrong.
>Accidents are always your fault.
>Twisting contracts that are horseshit are wrong.
>Developing new information technology is wrong.
>This is actually wrong, yeah.
>Persuing a galactic level belligerent who was planning to attack you is wrong.
>Giving mentally ill people a chance and an opportunity is wrong.
>Containing a walking disaster zone is wrong and it's his fault that the Hulk, proven to be a sentient creature, takes his anger out on innocent people.
>This is actually wrong.
>Not as fucked up but still questionable.
>Absolutely wrong.
>Peter Parker has no agency of his own and Stark is responsible for what violent criminals decide to do.
>The government does the same thing, so tit for tat.
>Yeah this is incredibly fucked up.
>Wasn't he brainwashed or evil or something at the time due to reasons? Also moving to San Francisco is just fucked up, ignore the rest of it.
>Defending the very fabric of reality is wrong.
>Literally nothing wrong with it, big honking space guns are neccesary in a world as insane as marvels.
>Free S and M play is wrong.
Way to ruin the thread retard
Oh yeah because this thread was going so well.
It was until you had to get really autistic about it
What's more autistic; a tongue in cheek response or sperging out about a post?
You
She could have enlisted Dazzler to BTFO him again.
Why do people read these things?
>but Stark is literally one.
No? He did exactly what Thanos did.
Power absorption is gay, so I'm happy with the artistic choices.
If Stark is A God then Reed Richards is THE God.
>a literal cuck
>God
Lmao
Is Namor THE God if he cucked Reed?
Well, Namor at least has longevity on his side