How have I never made this connection before

Anyone got any more ideas for Hank as Steven’s dad?

She's the only girl of roughly Steven's age in Beach City.

She's a somewhat repressed, hypercompetent polymath.

"...C-Connie... I can't have sex with you. Because I l-love you, and if I had sex with you you would die."
"...Steven... I - I love you to, and I think I understand, but - but - normally, people don't die when you have sex with them. I mean, my - my mother is still alive, and - "
"Connie. Stop."
>zipper sound
"EEEEYYAAAGGGGHHH!!"
"Dad calls it the 'Universe curse'."

>King of the Hill's Connie is unfappable.

Hahahaha. There is no such thing. There is no such thing!!