Put your tin foil hats on folks it's a head canon/ fan theory thread. Post em
Put your tin foil hats on folks it's a head canon/ fan theory thread. Post em
>Man of Steel 2013
Kryptonian society is established without any of its members having any free will. Jor-El gives his son free will through the Codex, allowing him to choose to be good or bad. Every other Kryptonian is a simulation in a body, even Zod.
>Batman v Superman 2016
A period of a global division is experienced amongst all humanity, peaked in Batman and Superman, who almost kill one another.
In the middle of the film, we see the story jump to a Knightmare timeline where Batman's deepest fears are realized as he sees a fallen earth commanded by a malevolent Superman who kills him.
Suddenly, he is partially awoken from his Knightmare as the scarlet speedster tears through time and attempts to warn Bruce of the true evil of Superman.
This probably gives Bruce further motivation to kill Superman, which we know he chooses not to later on.
Superman then dies at the hands of Luthor's Doomsday, following Luthor's extensive knowledge of 100,000 different alien worlds in the Kryptonian Ship's library.
The film ends with dirt on Superman's coffin rising, supposedly teasing his return.
>Justice League 2017
The film starts with an invasion led by alien warmonger Uxas of Apokolips seeking to convert the unsuspecting Earth under his control.
However, his assault is fended off by an alliance of Amazons, Earth armies, Atlanteans before the submergence, Greek Deities, and Green Lanterns.
Following Superman's death, his aged uncle Steppenwolf seeks to end his extensive enslavement under his nephew's thumb now Darkseid to join the array of the New Gods in his home, he finally returns to Earth and reclaims his conquest by retaking his three change engines called Mother Boxes.
With said Mother Boxes, Steppenwolf would utilize the fear, alienation, doubt, and dissolution the world is experiencing to power his Parademon troops and convert the Earth with his change engines with no protectors to stave off his conquest.
However, the newly formed League utilizes one Mother Box with the help of Cyborg to resurrect Superman.
Cyborg fails to do so, but only continues the plan after sensing a foreign material in Superman's body: The Codex.
His interface with the ship and the Motherbox paints Superman as a coming threat but continues to resurrect Superman.
The end of the film shows Steppenwolf escape to his home in Apokolips through a boom tube, briefly showing the League a vision of Darkseid.
The world is saved.
After Credits scene depicts two Green Lanterns appearing to Bruce at his lake-house as they traced the Motherbox to his property, warning him of a coming war.
>Justice League: Apokolips 2020
Batman senses the threat unending and not fully finished, and through the introduction of a few Green Lanterns, convinces the rest of the League to take the fight to Apokolips.
Superman feels a call to duty but remains hesitant to leave Lois as she has become pregnant with his coming child, but is convinced by Bruce to go.
Lois stays with Alfred in Bruce's penthouse as further measure of safety.
Wonder Woman feels to call to action, and knowing about Bruce's dark dream, joins in but with lacking conviction.
Flash and Cyborg remain hesitant and fearful but embark as a duo after Cyborg's previous visions with the Motherbox depicts a coming conflict.
Aquaman first attempts to refuse as his kingship to Atlantis leaves little choice for flexibility, but is again convinced to join by Mera leaving Atlantis in the hands of his mother and trusted advisors.
The league then uses Bruce's argument Flying Fox to leave the Earth as Cyborg opens a portal to New Genesis, where an alliance between the New Gods and the Green Lanterns await for a coming war.
By the closing of the film, Darkseid's forces eventually overtake the League and the Lanterns as well as the Gods, destroying their chance to return to Earth.
Darkseid then uses the Codex within Superman's DNA and engineers it as a weapon to manipulate Free Will to his beck and call, turning Superman and the universe upon itself.
And with Superman trapped here without a yellow sun, Darkseid embarks to Earth with his armies to conquer the world without any of its metahuman deterrents.
Batman's tactical plans fail and turn the League against him, fully cementing his isolation when Darkseid levels the entire Earth killing billions and transforming it into New Apokolips.
The League then return to a fallen world after a long period of time, eventually disbanding one by one.
Once a bastion of goodness, Superman's second homeworld lays dead along with his mother, wife, and unborn child, and under the intoxicating influence of Anti-Life, he wrestles away Earth from Apokolips, killing Darkseid and establishing his Knightmare Timeline.
Batman has transcended humanity and become a cosmic entity.
This basically soft canon already.
Justice League: The Final War 2022
Metropolis is gone. Gotham is gone. Themyscira and Atlantis have died..
Superman Is.
Following Superman's overthrow of Apokolips of Earth and subsequent rise,
Batman attempts to launch an assault upon the Kryptonian by locating the last remaining piece of Kryptonite once used to kill Doomsday.
Before he embarks upon this plan, he sends Flash and Cyborg, the two remaining Leaguers willing to cooperate, back into time as he remembers to warn him about Superman's evil side and the coming war.
Cyborg and Flash construct a cosmic treadmill to send the Flash back into time and stop Bruce from sending the League to space.
Meanwhile, Superman imprisons and executes Bruce, blaming him for taking his world away
Flash appears to Bruce in 2016 before he fought Superman, then steps off of the treadmill and tries again successfully before dying last.
With the message now in the past, Bruce reunites the League with evidence of the fallen timeline, bringing together the original six (Batman,
Superman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg, and Flash), along with the newly arrived Green Lantern(s) and fight back Darkseid.
With knowledge of Lois's importance as the Key to the mixing of the Codex with Human DNA, he keeps her away while developing a gun that can kill Darkseid from the Knightmare timeline.
Darkseid and his forces arrive, but now the League has the home-field advantage, and with the UNITED SEVEN, along with the armies of Mankind, Atlantis, Themyscira, and the coming Green Lantern Corps, Darkseid's forces are pushed back.
Despite the wide victory, the Leauge is heavily damaged and Superman significantly weakened.
Darkseid then personally attempts to take Lois's child, then newborn during the global battle as the Key to unlocking the Anti-Life secret.
But before he kills the child, Batman steps between Lois (the world) and Darkseid with his Anti-God gun, killing Darkseid.
Before Darkseid dies from the shot, he launches his tracker Omega Beams to killing Batman.
Superman and the League mourn Bruce's death as he holds his charred body before the world in the last moment of victory.
The world rejoices as Darkseid and his demons have died, gaining many more heroes in lieu of Batman's death.
Superman and Lois Lane then name their child, their newborn son, Bruce Jonathan Kent, in honor of the man who truly saved the world.
Unicron is Galactus as seen by Cybertronians.
The Soul Stone is the physical translation of the respective souls of the people sacrificed to it
First one is Gamora, seen when Thanos visits her in the Soul Realm, she's the only one there.
Second one is Black Widow.
So in theory, Tony Stark should have seen her soul alone in the realm and told her they just won the battle, and then phased back into reality to die.
Shrek isn’t his real name. He made it up.
do you have any evidence to back that up?
I like the concept that the first Transformers Bay movie and Friday the 13th take place in the same universe
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None of the Justice Society wear underpants.
It's not a requirement or a tradition, just a coincidence if you believe in them.
>Fisk is the rhino
Bugs Bunny is actually a reverse trap.
In the girst movie he pauses a second after being asked his name
>girst movie
What the fuck is a reversed trap
Basically, MCU Steve was worthy of the hammer the entire time. He just didn't pick it up during AOU because he values Thor more.
Trap
Part
Parted legs
Parted genitals = spread vagina
Spread vagina = woman
Woman = namow
Namow= Namor!
Namor is a Reverse Trap!!!
He wasn't worthy because he knew about the winter soldier killed Stark's parents and never told him, and he actually liked war because it gave him the only purpose he ever wanted.
After he amended his wats, the hammer obeyed his command 100%
A girl, you fucking cretin.
Which leads nicely into my theory, The hammer makes Thor weaker, Thor brought it back with him as an emotional crutch more than anything else. What makes me curious is if he brought it back because he was so out of shape and its basically a weapon that swings itself or if he brought it back for Steve to use because he at this point is the better vessel for Thor's powers.
I'm not sure if this should even be head canon because a huge chunk of ragnarok was dedicated to thor moving past his need for the hammer and going from helpless baby against hela to holding his own to an extent.
>you're not Thor: god of hammers
Nah, Thor's hammer is easy.
Ragnarok was all about self-affirmation. He didn't need the hammer, he just needed to believe in himself.
Which he did! For about ten minutes. And then Thanos happened. And then Thor got arrogant and vengeful, and he let his pride get in the way of killing Thanos, letting half the universe die in the process.
Getting the hammer back in Endgame was just Thor re-affirming to himself that he is still, in fact, the god of thunder, despite all the mistakes he'd made. Taking it back home with him, it was just a reminder of that, and a memento of all he'd lost up to that point. I really don't think he had Steve or Battle-readiness on his mind at that point
The reason why Bendis is so influential on the industry and always a good position is because he has the dirties on almost all of the high-ups on both Marvel and Dc
The Ocean Spire episode was foreshadowing a darker end to SU. Where Steven was meant to be sacrificed to restore Home World but Greg takes his place.
But then Dove became a sponsor and replaced the "Destroy Moloch" message with a body-positive nice-ism that says love yourself and keep your fingers out of any Globalist Corporate Machinations.
Robinson is ghostwriting Doomsday Clock
Wasn't that what Whatever Happened To The Caped Crusader established?
>head canon
People think the Hulk's primary superpower is his anger-based strength, but that's only a distillation of his actual abilities.
In truth, he's a shapeshifter whose mass is tied to his emotional stability. That's the real reason his more primal incarnations have greater base strength than the more intelligent ones. It's just one big emotional stat dump.
If Bruce Banner had his faculties together, his capabilities would rival Mystique's modern thresholds.
Meika responds to Krom, the dumbest Ringmaster.
People keep repeating this bs. Whedon said it's because he was sparing Thor's feelings.
MCU Peter Quill and the Guardians of the Galaxy represent the stages of grief.
Anger - Drax
Denial - Rocket
Bargaining - Quill
Depression - Nebula
Acceptance - Gamora
And then Happiness - Groot
Bendis made iceman gay after getting butthurt seeing his waifu kissing him.
Ok, here's mine:
>MCU: Odin and the Infinity Stones
We know Odin had a "fake" Infinity Gauntlet, the Space Stone, and an Agamotto relic in the Vault, meaning a possible connection to the Time Stone. He probably knew where the Space Stone was, too. We also know he and Hela led a space conquest campaign, but he suddenly and inexplicably changed his mind and went from Conqueror King to Protector King. Hela rebelled against him for it and had to be hidden in another dimension. So:
I think back then, he tried to collect the Stones out of power hunger. Had the Dwarves make him the gauntlet, got the Space and Time Stones, possibly the Reality Stone. Let's say he also got the Power and Mind Stones, although there's no evidence for it.
Then he went to get the Soul Stone, and found out he had to sacrifice his beloved daughter, Hela. He couldn't bring himself to do it, which changed his perspective on the pain they'd caused; he decided to stop the conquest and protect the realms.
We know Hela reacted by doing something beyond the pale, forcing him to lock her up, but what was it? Just to tie this to the known history of the Stones, let's say Hela went to Morag (which Starlord shows with his holograms had once a thriving civilization but is now devastated) and killed everyone. Odin had to stop her before she destroyed more civilizations, so he used the power of the stones he had to do it, and once defeated, he sealed her away. Then he hid the Power Stone in Morag, which is now flooded most of the time (either because of what Hela did, their battle, or done intentionally by Odin with the Stones); gave the Time Stone to Agamotto, put the Reality Stone back, etc. He did keep the Tesseract but later left it on Earth; then he put fake Stones on the Gauntlet, maybe as a reminder to himself, as misdirection to other Stone seekers, or as deterrence against Asgard's enemies. The rest is history.
So yeah that's my shitty fanfic.
Tallest Miyuki is Dib's Mom.
Chemical X is Aku
I kinda like that ed edd n eddy purgatory theory, shame that the school seasons kinda ruined it
PPG is a sequel to the end of Samurai Jack after Jack kills AKU.
I'm really liking the idea Professor Utonium is on the level of top monks and actually accomplished the process of turning the black mass good, that little girls and everything good sealed it better than what happened to the lich
Logan has pulled the mutant race card to get out of at least one dui
Galactus is Unicron as seen by Humans
who carse what whedon says
Daffy Duck is actually a martian disguised as a duck, who was sent by the martian queen to spy on Earth and see if they'd be able to invade. But upon landing, he forgot he was a martian and thought he was actually a duck.
Namor is a predatory dyke.
>They were all dead and the show takes place in purgatory
Every show ever.
I imagine Batman is actually Bat Mite pretending to be a human superhero all the time
would their lips freeze together?
>>They were all dead and the show takes place in purgatory
>Every show ever.
why is this such a widespread thing on the internet now?
Every MvC game takes place in the same universe. The Grandmaster and Ingrid have been pitting champions against each other through different cosmic scenarios in the name of friendly competition.
Not bad at all user! I like it
Mickey Mouse is just a paid actor in universe, his first break through was with Steamboat Willie
the only actual personality he has is House of Mouse
every character from Disney shows/movies, paid actors
>sometimes of supernatural origin
That's neat. That flashback with the confrontation between Hela and the valkyries did look like it took place on Morag. Speaking of which, what's Valkyrie's name? Who goes around calling themselves SWAT or United States Marine Corp? What a fucking edgelord. Even Master Chief (who is pretty cool guy eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything) has a personal name besides his rank and profession.
This video sums it up pretty well.
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If Jor-el didn't had free will, how was he able to give it to Kal-el? How did he even knew what free will was to begin with?
>Whedon
Who listens to that faggot? Faggot's, that's who.
This is the true form of Galactus.
Thanos waited to steal the Infinity Stones until Odin, Ego, and the Ancient One were dead and couldn't challenge him.
Big Hero 6 takes place in the same universe as The Man in the High Castle. However, in the 50 years following the events of the TV show, the Japanese Government has either been repelled by American rebels, or has cooled down after a half century of relative peace. This is why San Fransokyo has Japanese architecture and mostly Japanese people.
Johnny Bravo actually got a crazy amount of pussy, the show only showed the rejections because they were funnier.
It is actually very hard for Logan to get drunk, and his drunkenness does not last very long, both because of his healing factor. Thats why when he drinks he has to drink alot very quickly and keep drinking in order to stay drunk.
based body horror Hulk