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Alright, alright, hold your horses
>take alien with the body of a child
>sexualize her and turn her into a fully developed woman
fuck you blushmallet can't I just be a pedo in peace?
She’s still a shortstacc so you can still fuck her like a child
yawn
>not liking short but legal girls with big tits you can grope
What’s your problem hombre?
>sexualize her and turn her into a fully developed woman
Oh user... Her canon body is already
Can't argue with that logic. Dorito head is one of the few fappable characters in this shitshow.
please don't temp me like this
Lapidot is in your thread now.
This whole thread
Peridot believes in you, Yea Forums! You can do anything!
n-no more... please
Im still mad but this image dump is nice thank you
Peridot's physique is largely dependent on whomever's doing the storyboards for her episodes.
Sometimes, she's a small asexual goblin, while other times she's taller and surprisingly curvy.
Even the shittiest drawn version of her has a clear bust and tapered waist.
Face it, you're a normalfag.
>Peridot will never look at you like this
why even live
This is my favorite Peridot. She just looks so... smoochable. Just want to tongue-wrestle that guacamole gremlin.
Second one isn't official and last three were all Raven who's not on the show as off Are You My Dad? She got sick IIRC.
What are you hoping for with Peridot next season Yea Forums? Besides more of her, obviously.
I want to see her on a tux, I'm a huge dyke and it's my fetish
>needs porno tits and ass on every character he faps to
>calls people normalfags
Her wearing this
I thought all the smaller gem designs were because they were wide shots
They are, but you know how people react to stuff like that.
That image is scaled so that the head is the same size in every image to avoid distance or wide shots playing into it.
There's a time and a place for your autism and its called >>/trash/.
That said its good to see a thread about something besides Endgame on /mcu/ once in a while
Not being able to fap to both is normalfag tier. The more you explore and take an interest in rule34, the looser your standards are. I can appreciate all sorts of fanart tier proportions now because that variety is the spice of the character. If all porn was on model there would be no adventure.
Less of her. Much, much less.
Jascuck opinions are not important
Peridot thread, needs the theme
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Where is the Camp Pining Play PDF,Internet
Peridot is made for lewd weeb pose and having her innocence manipulated by Eartlings to do...things
I want to see her do SCIENCE!!!. It's actually really annoying that she didn't get to do much of substance once her redemption arc finished.
Back to the Barn established a clear dynamic between Peridot and Pearl, both being engineers and being pissy at each other. The set up for a scientific rivalry was right there, but never ended up happening. I need another nerd fight.
More of what? She has lost her shape and the personality quirks that people liked about her. She has become so much of a non-character that nobody can act as a foil to her anymore.
Peridot is an autist who doesn't know whether a toothbrush is a weapon
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Pucker up, clod~
>not topless
How do I bitch at zone for this?
Opal did but I won't ignore you because you're a tripping hazard.
>half snob
>half slob
Let her do something important for fuck´s sake. There´s like 10 moments in the previous seasons she could have come in handy and they did nothing.
tlh thread is that way
>next season
Isn't this garbage canceled as soon as the movie's released
Nope. We've got years left in this sum bitch
Nah, she's way better now. Compassionate, actually gets involved with CG stuff (when they actually write her stuff to do) and genuinely a likable character. Pre-redemption Peridot was just I AM YELLING: The Character and besides an interesting dynamic (which is not the same thing as being an interesting character) I really don't know why people say she had a better personality then. It'd be more fitting to say she was a walking cliche.
cry more, fag
Neat. I've done edits of her before, so here's some booty.
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>can't fap to everything
peripedos deserve death
Ass mad lapiss fag detected
seek help and try having less shit taste peripedo
That other user suck dicks but why not liking both ?
Pretty much this. Its like when people post a giant tittied woman and slap blonde hair on her then tell me they like Pacifica. No, you like giant busty blondes. Pacifica is a tiny small chested preteen. You don't like Pacifica at all.
>ywn lay ontop of Peridot until your man weight calms her down and she drifts peacefully off to sleep.
Don't forget Amethyst, and Yellow Pearl.
See, no one cares.
Yeah, but she's supposed to be a lip-let.
Good taste.
I want to see them fuse into lesbian Tony Stark
The only shit taste here is someone who likes water bitch instead of green cutie pie gem
The problem is that the children in GF are all voiced by and behave sometimes as adults.
I strongly dislike drawings/pictures with captions on it that aren't from the original artist, it always comes across as distracting and massively autistic to me. I do like Peridot though.
Lolicon =/= Shortstack
Literally the only reason people make that claim is because Peridot is short. Other than that, she's very clearly an adult like the rest of the gems. She has a womanly form and the personality of an adult, albeit an immature one with Aspergers. This isn't even like that anime cliche of the immortal who's really a 12-year-old, because Peridot is explicitly not a child. I've known plenty of girls IRL who are quite short but are very clearly distinguishable from children. That's kind of insulting of people to keep making the loli claim, as it's insinuating that being short means the only reason men are attracted to you is because they're secretly pedos.
But they don't look like adults. So don't pretend that giant busty woman you like is that character, because its not. You just slapped a few features from that character on a body type you liked. Its silly. Its fine to admit you like a loli if you really do like her personality that much. Its 2d, it doesn't matter.
Looks like Peridot is really enjoying that paste she's eating haha
peridot has the proportions of a child, dresses like a child, behaves like a child, sounds like a child, and is treated like a child by the other characters
Yeah, that's strange to me that her background as an engineer never comes up. There are numerous instances where it seems like her technical/scientific knowledge would be of great use to the front-line CG's (a la, Q to James Bond). Her building that mecha and the cluster drill thingy in season 2 made me think she was going to keep making cool gadgetry/tech for the CG's to use, or giving them the straight dope on how certain arcane pieces of HW technology work.
Having defined hips and curves isn't really something children do. And adults are more than capable of being childish and doing stupid shit, as I can attest to from working in academia. Peridot is like an autistic adult who doesn't get along with "normies."
In SU, where DSLs dominate, it's refreshing for there to be some thin lips.
Lapis is inferior to the spicy gremlin. All she does is run from her problems and complicate the lives of others, while Peridot risked her life to help save the Earth from the Cluster.
>not "You're a KIKE" to Steven
so unrealistic
You don't get the reference
Cute
There were those attack drones in S4 but that's about it. I dunno, I guess they figured Peridot making stuff to get them out of jams would've been OP but I agree they should've used her for lore dumps and such instead of relying on Pearl.
m8, reverse-search didnt help me this time, do you have artist name?
Sadly I don’t, sorry dude
>her face when she realizes she's actually pretty attractive
Discount supervillian aka scribbles as he is known here.
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It just seems silly to have a tech nerd on the team, yet never have them do tech stuff.
I wish she had built herself new limb enhancers. Yes, her ultimate arc was about developing as her own person free of Homeworld's impossible standards, but if anything, a new set of enhancers she built herself and controlled with her magnet powers would've been some nice symbolism. Also, the limb enhancers are cool, dammit.
Oh, and the hypothetical new enhancers wouldn't make her taller. Peri would still be a shorty.
It's still Homeworld tech at the end of the day. She wouldn't have wanted to use any kind of enhancers because that implies she needs them and she doesn't.
ty for caring, lads
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Yeah, but it'd be Peridot forging her own thing that's unique to her instead of just coldly, indifferently following orders at the behest of HW. It's the difference between being Peridot and Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG
The idea is that she would want them, not need them.
... Well, actually yes, she does need them, because she's otherwise borderline useless in combat.
True enough I suppose.
Not necessarily. She has ferrokinesis now and seems pretty proficient with it.
The obvious route was for her to be a support team member as the crew's designated hacker/engineer. It's strange that she usually just accompanies the others in direct combat when she's very clearly not cut out for that because she's small and weak. She could at least slap together some weaponry and armor from scrap metal to give her an edge (like when she had the enhancers and they could do combat shit).
>tfw no lighthearted montage sequence of Peridot testing some bazookas, lasers, and rocketboots she made with PCP pipe, old computer circuitry, and whatever else trash is lying around only for them to keep comically blowing up in her face
>tfw no scene later in the episode where the gems are incapacitated by a gem monster and Peridot successfully uses all the inventions shown thus far to explode it
what the fuck are Rebecca and her friends doing during the show's production that they don't see glaringly obvious directions like this?
It's not really an action show. This was obvious when Ian left and went to make OK KO.
I'm not even demanding more action than there already is, I just want Peridot to DO something. She barely has any purpose beyond making high-pitched mouth noises and it's very strange. They shouldn't have added her to the main cast if they weren't going to fucking do anything.
Hey I'm right there with you, I love Peridot.
lol
ok i don't get why people like peridot so much
is it cuz awkard cringe? she's some sort of autistic stand in?
pearl and garnet and amethyst are easily recognizeable female tropes
Her spastic nature is endearing rather than annoying which is so often the case with Scrappy Doo/Zim-esque characters. She loves her new home, was willing to fight the Diamonds (despite being little more than an engineer) and took the fighter directly to Homeworld not soon after reforming. Her, along with Amethyst and Steven, are arguably the strongest core group next to the obvious of the main CG's.
>just gonna squeeeeeeze between ya there
feelsgoodman
>"whoops! looks like I'm a little stuck, hahahaha!"
It looks so weird seeing women wear tuxes. I don't have a problem with women wearing business suits, but for some reason tuxes is where I draw the line.
so a cute neurotic and dorky angry starfire?
she's actually affectionate, and her awkwardness is truly with good intent
Sort of a mix between Raven and Starfire, I'd say. She's manic at times but never neurotically so unless she's pushed to it.
>ywn smooch Peridot every day
Tiddydot is best Peridot, this is undisputed fact
Tiddy gems are always great!
Only a madman would dispute such fact.
Here ya go.
Also good.
>all this art of no limb-enhancer Peri
disgusting
Lel
But she's looking at me like that right now.
if you put it that way...
That is a smile worth protecting.
Detective Peridot
Okay, but have you considered: Lapis
Steven and Peridot is best and purest ship, you can't prove me wrong.
True, I can't prove you wrong, but I can't NOT prove you right.
Okay, but have you considered: Steven and Lapis
The only thing Lapis should be shipped with is the cold fires of hell.
hnnng
Worst gem can fuck off forever
God, the things I'd do with her. You can't even imagine.
Flub your words as you try to ask her out?
Where's the hi-res version of this image
m-more?
Why do you think every guy is a bitch? Is it because you're a bitch and you need to project?
...bitch?
You'd be surprised how many anons here have shit taste
no u
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
When flubbing your words in front of an alien who didn't even know what rain was, what makes you think you can't save it?
>wanting to be a pedo
What are you, gay?
Peridot is an adult Gem who is hundreds if not thousands of year old. Also, in the next season of THL, Lori turns 18and moves with Bobby
I want to show her what that does
Source? Saucenao gives me nothing and Google Images only links me to Russian shitposting forums
Nah. Like sexual things man, you wouldn't believe...
>Just deleted my peridot waifu folder to save HDD space
>see this thread
Well I guess I'm remaking it now.
Hold hands?
>tfw I didn't save the reader/Peridot cuddling fanfic pastebin
Anons in this thread forgetting to post best Peridot episode
More like hold feet
>that voice
I'm amazed that there's a voice more grating and annoying than Peridot's actual voice actress' voice.
Yeah she kinda missed the mark
Peridot was super cute in this dress and not enough people drew fan art
The only fan art of peridot in that dress needs to be peridot getting that dress ripped off
Also, I want to cum in those armpits
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You're being picky here.Consider that you have to find a voice actress that is willing to do lewd noise and being in Peridot vocal range,i'm saying it's not that bad for an impersonation.Oolay doesnt sound like Judy Hopps/Ginnifer Goodwin at all however (see:Mrsafetylion videos)
>pregnant peridot
My dick thanks you right now
>it's a Peridot get radicalized by chanboards episode
God I want Amethyst to dom me.
I'm just a fag and would also like to see it.
She's cute, damnit.
Small and cute.
>dyke
We all gotta fuck -something- , champ.
>this whole thread
For the love of fuck... have sex!
Steven has the most irritating VA and you know it, listening to him talk is the equivalent of nails grating on a chalkboard.
Yeah, like a dick perhaps
Can i fuck you,you know, because you should go fuck yourself
i need more peridot in my life.
>the body of a child
>peridot gets popular
>actually looked at and asked out now
wew lad
Imagine trying to tell Peridot not to wear this in public and she is completely oblivious as to why and is combative
>"With my newly acquired feline powers, I will unstoppable! You wish to dethrone me?! NEVER!"
I should've had BM color the other 2 versions of this, but long hair is best hair.
Stevens getting some Dottie ass tonight
>coax cable
This image offends me.
I need the OP image but not for ants
As a girl?
user NO
MY WEAKNESS
>double nigger
well, she's not wrong, but it would've been better if she said "double nigger faggot"
What exactly is your weakness user?
I can see Peridot doing that to enjoy the feeling of fabric on her skin.
Other characters in felicia cosplay.
She ain't the only shorty in the show.
No but she’s the best
It ain't a contest, make love not war.
My man.
>666
Satan has spoken.
You should give Peridot eyelashes. All the pics here would look nice with eyelashes.
>Gems with Eyelashes
I REQUIRE MORE EDITS OF THIS NATURE!
ESPECIALLY THE PORNOGRAPHIC ONES!
where are the new eyelash edits
Pre-redemption Peridot was smart, had a monotone voice and a "seriously?" character that she'd break every now and then in a comical manner. Now she has the same unappealing character all the time. A tiny goblin who scuttles around, finds stupid junk amazing, "invents" nonsense, and is satisfied with herself.
I'm gonna use my cock to assert dominance throughout the gem empire then they will crown me their king.
This actually looks really good on them.
>a "seriously?" character that she'd break every now and then in a comical manner.
She was played as a comical Team Rocket type antagonist every episode after Jailbreak, and before that she was seen maybe a total of 2 minutes
I want to jerk off to her...
Jeez why is blushmallet so bad at fingers?
Some artist just suck at drawing digits. It's like Rob Liefeld and feet.
i liked her old outfit better.
I did, then everything I thought I liked about her got replaced with edgy teen angst. Meanwhile Peridot became more and more sweet, cute, and likeable.
It still stings, but shit is what it is. Peri became perfi.
i still wish Jasper had gotten the chance to be an unrepentant asskicker instead of being a permajobber. redemption is for pussies.
Thank you Yea Forums.
Peridot reminds me of my former supervisor.
>clodfling
Peridots struggle to interact with others in a positive way even though she really wanted to made her so relatable and endearing. I hope she Paris up with Amythest or Lapis or someone just so we can see her in a romantic context. Tfw you'll never hug her and listen to her theories about camp pining hearts.
This. She wasn't any better after she got her limb enhancers and before the barn, she was just more developed and less obnoxious.
Here's one that was done for
I was taking requests a few hours ago.
You got some more Peridots you want eyelashes on?
I dunno ,this one maybe
>107470696
Fuck,i mean this
Sure. There you go. Sorry, didn't know you can't post the picture in multiple threads without waiting.
At least they try. Some people would avoid drawing them all together.
If I said that, I'd just put the wrong people on my tail.
Like half her pics purposefully obscure the hands. She doesn't try nearly that hard
>Half this thread is nothing but Blushmallet art
Bueno
Did that experience leave you Jade d?
Thank you, Perodot! Your support is appreciated
Blushmallet is trash
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does anyone dare post the Peridonk?
She absolutely is. Even when she was good she was lazy as fuck and her anatomy sucked, she's only gotten worse as time has gone on. The only defense her fans have is it makes their pee pee hard and they can jerk off to it, which they consider an excuse for their poor taste.
>only defense her fans have is it makes their pee pee hard
have... have you not seen the porn artists online that get popular?
that's literally the only defence for any of them, if they made anything but porn they would still be literally whos.
porn is the quickest way to gain a following, and also the best way to lock yourself out of higher tier work
I know that reference.
I want peridot to eat my ass
Oh yes, OH YES! That's just the beginning though, the shallow pool on the shore of the ocean that is my depravity.
No, I mean the only rhetoric they can ever muster is "I can jerk off to it so who cares if it's bad?" It'd be one thing if she was filling a niche fetish where her audience were starved for content, there's tons of bad or mediocre artists who make a living that way; but there's no shortage of better porn of either of those characters out there. And still they post her everywhere. Volume's a part of it, but again, no shortage of better quality stuff out there. So why does she keep getting so much money for such shoddy work?
Go for it.
I'm you but bigger
Nice
All these peripervs
You boys want me to dump some Peridot lewd fics?
You know what you came here for, user.
yes.
Enjoy, let me know what you think
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>Girls wearing guys clothes
Why is this cute?
>normal food
That's not how you win over Steven, you clod.
the specter of victory