Post supervillains giving good speeches or monologues.
Post supervillains giving good speeches or monologues
Oh, I just noticed Gibbons gave him green infinity gauntlets
Very funny
Geez, I forgot how huge Mongul was.
Ok.
>That crouch to eye level
I never noticed that when I read it before, that's some great low key humiliation there
Can't find anything truly impressive from a dramatic angle, so have this joke
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Holy shit, Namor.
Bump
How come Dr. Sivana is always either relatable, funny or just plain fun?
the perfect mix of comic and realism
top level bantz right here
How did old comics color these panels?
That is some good shit. Over-the-top, but believably menacing.
I just know this is more or less the colour palette they used.
Hmm... When did comic books become so serious? Not joking here, it was all fairly lighthearted (Admittedly with some horrific implications) and I mean cape books not Sci-fi or Horror.
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Around the bronze age, when Gwen Stacy died. That's when comics started getting more serious overall, but still didn't take themselves too seriously.
Then Watchmen, Dark Knight, et al, came along. Good comics in their own rights, but they influenced everything else in a bad way. Now everyone wants their brightly-coloured superheroes to be super-duper serious dramas about the nature of humanity.
Mind you, comics can be that, but I find it contradictory to have most superhero comics try to be serious when it's kind of silly to see people dress in bright circus suits and fight equally brightly-dressed supervillains.
I think that's one of the reasons why the MCU is so successful. It tries to be just serious enough so you care, but it doesn't pretend it's a hardcore drama about the human condition.
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Animated example, hell even the Monarch has some decent ones.
>I just wanted to kick his ass! I wanted to build a machine to kick his ass! I wanted to build an EMPIRE to house the MACHINE that kicked his ass!
Is Blind Rage gonna come back for the next season?
You can tell Red Death is a man in love with his job.
We didn't see a body.
Billy Batts? Go and get your fucking shine box.
>american dream is dead because people shop at walmart
based and targetpilled
Sivana is Alpha Chad.
Reed and Doom aren't so different
>inb4 “Doesn’t the Joker kill him anyway??”
No, he doesn’t.
This will never not be good.
Do you think Namor became friends with the muties just because he feels gulty about how racist he used to be during WWII?
No
but you have to admit it would have been funny if he did
Well? How the fuck did he get out of that one?
>had more gay fun with him!
WHAT
>smells like death, blondes and victory
Every goddamn time
I miss Norman as avengers level threat
>Doom wank #43,587
Oh boy, what will they think of next?
Based Reed
There's the good stuff
Yeah, but here's the thing. The Joker isn't funny.
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I love this. Two slaves to their own natures, their hopes and fears, and both fashioning themselves cosmic powers.
I love Golden Age comics.
>the 6'1 Chad talking to the 5'9 manlet
This is the best xmen thing I've ever seen
This is really good.
The fact that Creed just got a Wile E Coyote scheme to work and then just uses the victory to mock Logan and fly off in a jetpack as an insult is the greatest victory of a villain over the hero I have ever seen in comics.
The size of this lad.
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>I told you once, Superman: if you would not be my knight,you would be my pawn.
>I am many things, Kal-El. You coudn't begin to imagine half of them. But for now, I shall take the role of executioner.
>Had I known one human's death would pain you so, I would have killed more. And kill more I shall. Carry that agony with you to oblivion, Superman.
It was a different time.
It's probably the best thing Jason Aaron ever gave the world t b h
Take that as you will
He gets his shit pushed in user. Hickman consistently sets Doom up to fail. Stop falling for Yea Forums memes
At that time Gay was synonymous of happy, then called Sodomites and was a crime punishable with prison
>galactus, there is no bargain to be made here. begone!
Wtf I love Namor now.
mutants are the biggest fucking racists in the marvel universe
I will never not adore this scene
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Lordy, that felt cathartic.
Not sure if this counts, since Skull deserves it
my favorite type of villain, the one who just loves ruining the heroes day
>Then.......by God, LET'S GO TAKE A DUMP IN HIS POOL!!!
Holy shit, Doom isn't fucking playing
>that garbage post
This one works exceptionally well, because he's not really monologing or giving a victory speech at this point.
He knows no one there is a threat to him. He's already won. He's simply mocking them.
Good advice from old Joseph Joestar.
Whoa. Was Mon-Mon always this big??
Darkseid is dummy THICC
That one is fucking brilliant.
The Devil mixes his lies with the truth.
"The sea will be your grave."
It's really good.... against just about anyone else. It's a good thing Celestials don't talk or it would have been a truly epic "Bitch, please".
It's amazing to me this speech isn't used more often by Carol-haters.
I guess it's a little too much even for us.
Classic.
It's probably more because he IS a mutant.
Was this a heartfelt warning?
And that's too bad.
And America's next president!
I'm not a Marvelfriend, so did Norman actually become president?
This always gets me. I still paraphrase it to my friends every now and then
That was such an awful, awful story in an already-feeble run.
Only in Earth-X.
In this one he lost his mind and deployed the Sentry and then he was arrested.
>OnlyIhavethebrainstoruleLylat.jpg
Jesus Christ, Raimi
Spider-Man dropping some red pills
They were talking about the nature of humanity way before that -- Warlock, Captain Marvel, Defenders, and Howard the Duck, to name a few , but most things Marvel had a dose of it by the 70s. Stuff like DKR, Watchmen, Miller's Daredevil, Killing Joke, Swamp Thing, upped the ante, but most writers and artists weren't up to it, aping the form but little of the substance, all sound and fury, signifying nothing.
I've always thought this was an edit.
lmao
>red pills
Heh, Magneto has a gambling problem.
it isn't.
you know Doom is fed up when he drops the flowery speech and starts straight up insulting you
>you know Doom is fed up
Or written by Bendis
It occurs to me this also happened in the first few issues of New Avengers except they were nude.
Hmmmm.
is that green thanos
Wasn't this after Galactus just blasted him?
>magneto working with red skull
hmmmm
true
No, pleb, that is Yellow Darkseid.
Can't believe they kept that scene in the show.
pretty sure that annual pre dates infinity gauntlet
that comic is from 85, infinity gauntlet is from 91
I really hope Doom Patrol season 2 gets into this stuff with Mr Nobody
I love how consistent Sivana is in running out of his house with a gun in his hand ready to shoot the police
Only Jeffery Combs could play Red
If a Penguin appearence doesn't have him throwing around flowery insults then there is something missing
What a moron.
Doom and Mags despise Red Skull.
This is shit writing.
It's the same comic that has The Incestuous Hillbilly Hulk (whose pants are for some reason in Skull's trophy room). It's to be expected, really.
Found the picture - they're hanging next to Punisher's shirt. Banner's still alive, so it makes you wonder how the hell Skull got his pants.
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Max Bullseye was great just because he was so fucking out there. He was past crazy to just complete mind screw.
Who's his wife?
Skull only appears in one issue, so Millar didn't bother to flesh that detail out. Given that it's Skull, though, she's probably either a complete psychopath or a rape victim, like Sin's mom.
If you want to read that one, here's the link. For the full thing, just set it to page one.
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I've already read it, just asking
>Oh, I just noticed Gibbons gave him green infinity gauntlets
I just noticed that everything you know about comics comes from youtube
There's another one where he pretends to be German by acting drunk. The Germans pretend to be convinced and then try to kick his ass for being a retard.
Mags is a Jew that suffered from Red Skull’s Nazi regime and Doom is a gypsy.
Where is this from?
>tells batman he's not worthy of an introduction
>immediately introduces himself as the new manager
>reprint never ever ever
Fuck. The same goes for all the other Marvel/DC stories.
user.
This was the last time Marvel was good. Post-Civil War-Thunderbolts through Dark Avengers was fucking magical.
The stupid, rushed ending to Siege was a tragedy
I don't know about you but i personally liked Old Man Logan.
Man I always forget his name, I just call him car dealership darkseid when that happens.
Yeah, g beat the shit out of ds only to reveal that apokolips does not have the energies that g can feed on and ds still fought him just because.
Lex Luthor had hair?
>107488537
You just knew?
Formal introduction, dingus.
Oh yes. In fact, Earth-2 Lex Luthor still had hair when he died. And in 'Man of steel' Lex starts out with thinning red hair.
Well its arguable who's the real supervillain here, but damn this conversation and the monologues of dr.Manhattan are too good
Humanity is its own supervillain. If the politicians hadn't been such assholes, Ozymandias could have stuck to being a billionaire.
>Humanity is its own supervillain
this
this is honestly really shitty dialogue
Go to bed Carol.
>Yea Forums is pretending bendis can write dialogue now
ok
Gee, you think?
Based Creed
The other guy is tony, yeah?
This thread needs more Stormin' Norman
Yes.
"I also had sex with her and got her pregnant."
This reminds me I liked 1600 Marvel Norman giving tainted blankets to the Indians.
"That wasn't as much fun"
*autistic screeching*
>Norman killed her
>not Spider-Man killed her by improperly rescuing her
>Focus on her ass while Doom calls her a fat cow
lmao wow
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I get that Doom is a pompous prick but I never took him as the type to just randomly start calling a woman cow and whore. Seems sort of beneath him.
Bendis.
*5000 anal vorings later*
Eternals walk away from being bored.
HAH, I WON FAGGOTS!
Doom flies back to Earth smelling like Cosmic Prostate, Cum and Poop.
I HAVE DEFEATED THE ETERNALS.
Ya smell like a Miami Night Club pal.
I think you probably meant the Celestials.
I am pretty sure he was wielding the Infinity Gems in that one.