Or I pour this glass of acid on the puppy below. Don't test me.
ITT: WE MAKE A STORY FROM REACTION IMAGES YOU GOT!
Matthew Sanchez
Alexander Wilson
Jason Gonzalez
Ryan Peterson
Believe in a higher power! Break your addiction!
Zachary Lee
This is a story in itself, really. A brave man sacrifices his own life in order to save that of a dog's.
Ryan Edwards
We are Christians, we always save the daaaAAAAAY
Julian Diaz
That's not a puppy...
Carter Thompson
In Christ we are redeemed
Robert Parker
Jeremiah James
Carson Evans
He just poured the acid on me. I need some water to put it out. Anyone help
Elijah Powell
>He just keeps burning
Isaac Thompson
LET HIM BURN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Joseph Robinson
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
Joshua Reyes
>$$nnniiffff ahhhhhh
The smell of popping flesh releasing the buried farts hidden within the wilting intestines of this sacarine creature with pleaseth me well
Adrian Ortiz
Never
Gavin Hernandez
GIVE ME THE ACID AND NO ONE GETS HURT! THIS I COMMAND
Evan Jenkins
Brayden Gomez
H-hes gonna spill it again!
Jayden Russell
Just give him what he wants!
Kayden Ward
SPILL IT AND YOU WILL FACE MY WRATH!
Landon Cooper
Xavier Roberts
I have opened the canister of acid...and...oh God...the smell...God save us...
Asher Moore
Austin Richardson
Dylan Barnes
Austin Bailey
That's kinda hot!
Luke Thompson
Liam Flores
Camden Baker
>I-i-Im gonna d-do it... someone stop me!
Mason Ross
Brayden Reed
Jason Reed
David Wood
He...he just poured it on my face, anons!!!
Am...I...gonna be okay?
Levi Lee
I’M GONNA GO BANANAS
James Cox
>a...final solution perhaps?
Jonathan Ramirez
No.
Jonathan Bell
YOU ALL MUST CEASE IMMEDIATELY!!!!
Blake Carter
I agree.
Joshua Bailey
Oliver Campbell
Meanwhile, at the tech support branch of THE LEGION OF DOOM!!!
Christian Campbell
Angel Russell
Ian Gray
Anybody seen the lubricant for my suit lyin about? This thing is getting coarser than a coffin from my favorite movie, The Mummy (1999)
Evan Hill
What the fuck am I doing here. Turn on the damn lesbian porn already!
Connor Kelly
William Murphy
FUCK SOMEBODY STOP HIM AAAAAA
Jackson King
Don't worry, I'll save you niggas
Alexander Perry
SERPENTOR WILL NOW SEND HIS FORCES TO ANNIHILATE YOU ACID SPILLING FUCKS
Andrew Smith
Jonathan Nelson
Elijah Moore
It was the only way to stop them.....
Dominic Gomez
Benjamin Williams
Based.
Isaac Smith
Jose Scott
OH SHI-
Easton Wood
Let it burn
Samuel Watson
What the fuck is going on?
Thomas Nelson
Gordon hired me to go after you
Gabriel Johnson
Sorry Spidey, my test results say that liquid was my old cum jar.
Hope you didn't pick it u-
Carson Martin
I dare you motherfucker!
Hudson Martin
Jayden Martin
YOU DARE ME!!
Jose Clark
Look at all this crap you made happen Parker
Asher Price
I wonder who came in the jar. Who could it have POSSIBLY been?
Brayden Rogers
It was me! The Phantom!
Camden Young
Cooper Clark
The fish were never in the jar when I closed it!
Hudson Moore
Christopher Bailey
Hey what smells like anger and piss?
Samuel Hughes
You!
Nathaniel Gray
You don't want to know
Zachary Nguyen
The time for talk has passed!!!
Ethan Torres
Brody Campbell
Indeed.
Bentley Flores
Gavin Perez
Let the nukes fly
Gabriel Thompson
You'll never save all the puppies Yea Forums.
James Butler
Alright you clod, better put the money in the bag before i put your blood in the floor!
Sebastian Ward
>Wanting to save puppies
Carson Kelly
Fuck off Jians
William Garcia
Drop it! Dead or alive you are coming with me!
Landon Rivera
Hurry up get on with it!
Austin Howard
YES GET ON WITH IT
Ayden Perez
Levi Phillips
Oh shit it's the fuzz! Put on your cool face!
Chase Brown
You wouldn't fire on a person of color, would you, officer?
Anthony Cruz
Bentley Cook
I never freeze
Nolan Perez
N-no. I'm tired of being BULLIED
Kevin James
Adam Ross
OHFUCK
John Richardson
James Torres
What now?
Christian Diaz
This isn’t my jurisdiction so I can’t kick everyone’s asses until I get authorization from POTUS, but I’m here for a different mission.
I talked to my old war buddy Gordon, and he talked me into a new solution for the Cobra problem. All I want is someone to help me talk Duke into doing something to Cobra Commander. You all know what.
Gabriel Adams
Keep shooting!
Gavin Perez
Step aside, cheese bags
David Rodriguez
You haven’t met me
Parker Moore
Your mom after I finish fer
Ethan Powell
this does not look good
Ethan Martinez
This is PupOTUs. You're good to go, son.
Send these dolts to dust
Kayden Rodriguez
WHO U CALLIN CHEESE BAG?!?!?!
Christopher Ramirez
DID YOU SAIH COOL FACE?!
Nicholas Watson
I'm already cumming officer
Jonathan Nelson
Asher Evans
CHRIST FUCKENDOIITKID!!! IM READY TO DIE
Julian Fisher
Oh God it's getting wet and steamy in this laundry room
David Sanders
N-no!
Dominic Johnson
Goddammit Joey. They always said you would go down swinging.
Carson Johnson
FUCK, I DIDNTDO NUFFIN OFFICER
Charles Cooper
YEA OFFICUH SHE DUN DO NU'IN
EXCEPT HAVE SOME SWEET CARRAIGE JUICE
>SLUP SLURP SLOP GLUB GLUT GRULRP
BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPP
>Dam girl this some good shit girl
Nothin like that 13 year old sweetness
Asher Richardson
Geez, I didn’t think I’d have to mollest my way out of this one today
HAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT
But seriously I’m being fondled against my will please help me
Austin Gonzalez
["Sugar We're Going Down" plays in distance]
Jacob Ramirez
Yummy yummy sweet cummy
Girl's undercarriage smellin shiny
Forever and ever we'll sniff and plunge
Our fastidious shafts will eternally lunge
Balls deep into that innocent tushy always dancin,
Oh shit what up Chris Hansen!
Mason Gonzalez
Jonathan Richardson
>Girl's undercarriage smellin shiny
I AM AWAITED IN VAHALA LADS
ILL SHALL BE GIVEN GOTH LOLIS ETERNAL, WITH THEIR PANTIES ALL SHINEY AND CHROME
Nathan Perez
Why am I harder than a Chemical Engineering midterm right now?
I swear, I wish to take no unholy vow!
I just want the sweet to wrap and pull,
tighter and tighter while she remains a fighter!
45 or 15 they always scratch and bite,
They don't know I can do this all night!
It's their fear and refusal to serve that gets me going,
As long as they keep screaming and crying I'll just keep plowing.
You think I'm talking about rape but your filthy minds are way off,
I'm actually plowing my fields before the cows and mules start to cough.
And of course these cows and mules are my wife and daughters,
Because it's not rape it they are your dumpsters!
Dylan Morris
can I get a recap please?
what's the story so far?
Hunter Cruz
HAIL FOREVER UNCIRCUMCISED LORD OF HOSTS!
Charles Davis
>Because it's not rape it they are your dumpsters!
Women are cattle made to be used, its only natural
Owen Morales
Spiderman threatens to pour acid on a puppy, bystanders protest without doing anything, a fish burns to death as the acid hits him, more bickering ensues, cops and robbers appear upon the scene in a tense stand off, while an inbred man boasts about raping his wide and daughters drowning out the suicide of a teenage boy in the neighborhood.
Owen Garcia
Doesn't that justify, that as the child you are, that any leading make figure in your family has the right to treat you as a cumdumpster?
Brody Martin
ID BE GLAD TO YOU NON-INCEST LOVING FAGGOT!!!
WHO WOULDN'T BE SPITROASTED BY THEIR MALE FAMILY MEMBERS!!
HAVING THEIR EJACULATE COVER YOUR CORPOREAL FIRM SHOULD BE SEEN AS A SIGN OF VIRILITY ABD RESPECT!!!!
Kevin Robinson
Indeed it does Cookie Monster
LOOKS LIKE SHOTAS BACK ON THE MENU TONIGHT, LADS
Anthony Bennett
What the fuck is this thread honestly?
Asher Parker
Based
Jaxson Roberts
I would like to aquire some of this "shota".
Is it a Japanese delicacy of some sort, and does one still pour the various acid on the dog to get things cooking or is this a more progressive meal?
Nolan Bennett
Jaxon Perry
You gonna leave us hanging like that nigga?
Cameron Gomez
>UNCIRCUMCISED
Yeah uh, about that part...
Alexander Reed
Officer Stevens! They got Jenny! Officer down! WE NEED BACKU-
Benjamin Ross
I’ll be glad to show you, how old are you user?
James Wood
SUCK CUSTARD COPPER
Anthony Smith
10, but i'm 11 next week.
Kayden White
Oh Lordy, fresh meat
You’re a screamer, aren you?
Cooper Ramirez
Alright, this is OC but what ever
Jacob Robinson
Oh boy, an officer unconscious, and a female one too. Not just that, AN ANIME GIRL POLICE OFFICER
Carl, help me drag her to my place. Also, don’t tell anyone how I live okay?
Ryder Jenkins
The other guy is always the one who screams
Daniel Mitchell
O-only when I watch scary movies...
Connor Scott
Caleb Richardson
Yeah, screaming as I plant a fat seed into your anus, silly little kid
Blake Myers
I SAID DONT JUDGE ME
Leo Phillips
I'll get the tentacles
Lincoln Jenkins
Connor Brown
SHES ONLY 12, THATS A GUARANTEE
semi off topic but imaging one of the chitauri breaking into this guys pawn shop and discovering his CP collection
Easton Martinez
Hands off our shota you homos!
Jose Kelly
Alright, but you have to give us one of your own in exchange. A soul for a soul. I call dibs on the goth one, she would look good in slutty SS gear
Colton Jenkins
Jose Diaz
Dear waifu,
I am inlove with you...
I hope one day we can run away to weeb land and see all those happy japs
- choochoo
Andrew Brown
Who is your waifu user?
Jordan Martin
My waifu is the next reply image
Gabriel Phillips
Oh, tsk sorry man
Eli Gonzalez
Condaleza Rice in 15 years
I want her to play my shlong better than that flute she cucked Jack Donhagy in 30 Rock
Thomas Torres
lol
Lucas Evans
She kinda hot ... how much ?
Adam Parker
You get this one, no take backsie-
>wow! I guess there really WERE take backsies huh? Get it?
Leo Turner
Good, I’m sure I’ll have lots of fun with my red pilled goth sweetheart for years to cum
David Bennett
>She kinda hot ... how much ?
How much ya got hombre?
Samuel Bell
Based and Red Skull pilled
Ryan Nguyen
Thank you my aryan friend
Wyatt Murphy
I’ll give $87 my good sir ...
Mason Reed
You tryna low ball me here princess? I don’t like to be fucked with ya feel me Holmes?
Sebastian Brooks
Aryans go home.
Don't make me embarrass you like Jesse Owens.
Henry Jones
Ian, it’s my white privledge to titty fuck your creations too
Julian Reed
Hol up, you calling princess bruh ? You either take this $87 or leave it bro...
Michael Cox
>a-at least WE can run fast!
Back to your ugly wife, Ian.
Thomas Brown
I DEMAND NOTHING LESS THAN 200$ AT LEAST, YOU DONT LIKE THE PRICE YOU CAN SCRAM YOU POOR FAG PUSSY MOTHER FUCKER PUTA
Carson Foster
This ass is for WHITE boys only!
Eli Jones
>Back to your ugly wife, Ian.
It’s a personal fantasy of mine to imagine myself as an SS officer in Nazi germany and snuggling out/hiding Jewish teen girls in exchange for sexual favors
I don’t know why but I find them hot to a weird degree
Hudson Gonzalez
If I slapped it would my hand get caught in her ass fat?
Gabriel Walker
Come home white man.
Nolan Fisher
That’s so fucking sexy
Levi Phillips
John Lee
She was born with roses in her eyes
Hunter Long
the only reason he beat the record was because of the wind try again faggot
Logan Brooks
Who the hell are you talking to buddie ? Cuz your aint talking to me like that bruh, i got them shooter in the west to the motherfucking east, this fine ass rat you got here is not worth 200 FUCKING DOLLARS, SO STOP PULLING MY MOTHER FUCKING LEG FAGGOT before i will pull yours... now ima ask you again $87 Sound GOOD Nigger ?
Matthew Butler
SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAIN TOPS
SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAIN TOPS
Jordan Sullivan
SHEEEIT DA WIN BE KEEPIN A BRUDA DOWN NOMSAYIN WE WUZ FASTES N SHEIT
Levi Hill
What’s going on in this thread, oh
Blake Powell
>when the white privalege so strong it manipulates air currents to dab on minorities
Ayden Lee
Lel, get dabbed on minorities
Brandon Walker
Whoops wrong picture
Eli Roberts
brb off to dab
Wyatt Martinez
Hey that sounds swell, can I join you
Bentley Hernandez
Are we finally rising up?
Cooper Williams
GAMERS AND BETAS ITS TIME TO
MAKE VERONICA PAY
Brayden Martinez
VERONICA GIVE ME MILKIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Michael Ross
COMEDY MILKIES ARE THE RIGHT TO ALL SENTIENT BEINGS
Nicholas Barnes
I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT AGAIN YOU FUCKING WHORE, SPRAYING WATER IN MY FACE IS NOT MILKIES!
YOU MESSED WITH ME. AND YOU MESSED WITH GAMERS. FOR THAT, YOU DIE!
Oliver Anderson
Stop masturbating to children’s cartoons
Ethan Ortiz
HOW MUCH LONGER are you clowns going to keep bickering about whatever the hell has gotten into your thick noggins? It's almost 4 AM for crying out loud, some people actually have some RESPONSIBILITIES here.
Christ, I knew I should have taken that shitty apartment down the street. Mansion roomies, what the fuck was I thinking?
Ryder Lee
You've got now power anymore old man. Charles dabbed all over you with COWBOY MODE. You're nothing.
Sebastian Fisher
Lydia, I want to fuck you in your girly girly dress so goddamn badly, I will gladly quiet down if you get those goth tits out and go to town with me
Ryder Turner
John Young
Looks like he went out with a whimper.
Adrian Hernandez
I laughed heartily at that humorous connection
Alexander Nguyen
I deduct that this thread is on a higher form of autistic fuckery. And I love it.
Caleb Butler
It's time to gush for me, my wittle angel.
Jason Baker
Aaron Bell
YIKES!
Elijah Moore
Jose Brooks
Good idea my chocolate savior!
Hudson Reyes
I'm mad
Kayden Collins
HNNNNNNG
Kayden Garcia
Interdimentional Pig Demon Clowns gushing estrogen while birthing a new follower from milk cake = hot
Luis Harris
But it smells so sweet and tastes so fresh, I want to rub my sweaty and hairy balls all over her sweet prepubescent aura . . . right . . .
Adam Ward
William Ortiz
Zachary Long
Zachary Lee
What's going on in this thre-
Ayden Taylor
Aw shit, this is too much crap ta handle, c'mon, we're gonna escape in tha car!...Wait...
OH NO
I FILLED IT WITH DIESEL
Ian White
I shouldn't have applied for a jannie
Gabriel Jones
WHAT THE F-
Jace Gutierrez
Mamma mia
Hunter Thompson
Here we go again~
Aaron Perez
Lucas Sullivan
Hey now, now that's no way to talk to those kids, man.
Zachary Cruz
>Thissa here how you deal with uppity negros round dis hood, y'dig?
Benjamin Torres
get the fuck off my board
Jack Green
Kayden Lopez
I'm afraid I can't do that laddie.
John Turner
Oh no /pol/'s here!
Better run before I get deported!
Aaron Williams
!
Juan Ward
Hm, seems you check out sir.
Mason Thomas
Can you guys be quiet I’m busy here
Charles Harris
Based and Ponkpilled
Michael Hall
I don’t know who she is but I want to fill her with my cream
Carson Baker
Nicholas Butler
Congratulations!
Christopher Adams
NOOIIOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIOOOOO
IM NOT A BRONY IM NOT A GODDAMN BRONY
Lucas Hughes
IT'S TOO LATE
ONE OF US ONE OF US
Thomas White
I never asked for this hell guys
Cameron Hernandez
So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide.
Evan Wilson
*steals your soul*
Luis Roberts
Isaac Gomez
What's it say in the bottom left?
Robert Sanders
Hudson Fisher
Don’t be so smug blue haired girl, don’t want to be humbled again like last time right?
Jackson Lopez
>this whole thread
Joshua Martin
Shoo. All of you away!
Austin Ward
Angel Torres
You’re acting awfully smug for a magical girl about to get raped
Asher Flores
Parker Rivera
Kayden Jones
Luke Butler
Matthew Foster
Why emotion is this image trying to convey
Jordan Miller
Tyler King
I’m steven
Hudson Bell
Wyatt Price
Jayden Scott
Watch and learn, ladies and gentlefish of the sea, I will teach you all how to say the N-Word! diyayayayayayaya!
Mason Fisher
Spongebob me boy, it's not worth it!
Nathan Gonzalez
.....nautical?
Sebastian Edwards
W-What?
Henry Diaz
*INHALE*
Ryder Smith
THOSE DANG NEMATODEESSSSSSSSSSSS!
Joshua Hernandez
Wyatt Lopez
Imagine letting a goth girl sit her fat ass on your lap, ha ha isn’t that a funny thought you guys?
Christopher Flores
>fart noise
Brody Martinez
Sorry to interrupt the chaos, but I'm heading to the store.
You guys want anything?
Gabriel Brooks
what does she smell like
Jayden Martin
A goth sex slave would be nice, you would do quite nicely susie
Caleb Moore
sSLAVES!!!!!
Caleb Wood
Self loathing and bubblegum
Henry Green
Built the pyramids
Ayden Price
Chase Davis
Wake up already!
Michael Gutierrez
New thread anyone?
Colton Bell
UNIRONICALLY MY TYPE
Adrian Richardson
No, don't leave me. I started this thread with the vain hope of getting validation from people like you posting in humor and shared knowledge of Yea Forums material. Please stay. My heart and soul feel like mucked dust waiting for my wageslave job with no ideal in school or romance. Its all my fault. Just...j-just don't leave me....please....
Michael Ward
B-But the image limit...
Liam Russell
I'll see you all on the other side.