Wonder Twins #4 Storytime

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Did dial h ever come out?

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This issue just got entertaining.

Yeah, two issues already got released
It's pretty good.

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Dial H came out two weeks ago

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>Computer, play Kenny G

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This issue is falling flat all over the place, but this beat is perfection.

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Monkeys; conversation starters, and a way to get laid

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wow zan is an idiot

ok after seeing this hes actually the smart one

And that's it for this month.
See y'all next time.

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ABORT ABORT

These two chucklefucks think pretty highly of themselves.

>doesn't get hung up about the pussy because he knows he'll get some next week
That's surprisingly chad-like

You think some weird shit Polly

>Pyg murdering someone in the background

Classic Pyg.

>Crane just fucking sprays his gas into stranger's faces like those perfume salesmen

>Garlic Dungeon
Got me with the lame name again, Russell

Wait, this isn't going to be fetish porn?!

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Is The Scrambler just a cook that was conned into The League?

Nah, he's a body hopper.

God do they have to use the worst Killer Moth? I guess it’s because he looks like Skrillex hence the DJ gag

This was so stupid, why i am laughing?

but why a sunny-side up egg then?

why do I feel like Red Flag is actually a grown dude not in high school who just trolls open events to find chicks

>date called RED FLAG
jej

He scrambles your brains

goddamn it I'm slow

>Dr Pig stabbing someone
kek it's the little details.

This is actually a really good moral

i want a fuzzy fluffer

Knowing that you can just return to your home planet and engage in Thunder Lust gets rid of a lot of the teenage desperation for sex.

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THUNDERLUST

m.youtube.com/watch?v=T-97Qxf3M18
Same energy?

I guess the Human Flame is alive again since Flashpoint.

>The internet is alive and is taking all the thing we put in there.
Why is that the most terrifying idea I ever heard?

I lake the Cerberus mascot.

Holy cheese is that a tie in???

Yeah, it's not as good as it could be, but it'll do.

In different context it definitely could have been

>"Oh well, our dates didn't work out."
>"Yeah.....Hey! Wanna head home and fuck?"
>Form of a giant octopus
>Shape of an ice dildo

Kite Man!

>she was about to cure ball cancer but toxic white men ruined it lol!

Why does everybody rave about this writer? Everything he does is just unfunny snark...

Is Pyg just stabbing a dude at a mixer?

>villain named Pearl Harbor
that's real good and I want to know more about her

Shut up

Bet it was a date that will live in..

Goddamit he already used it for the title

Hell yeah!

Russel is pretty good at Supervillain names.

That's the Porky Pig & Lex Luthor plot.

>two WHITE construction workers catcalling a BLACK superscientist teenager

I swear to fucking God, these writers literally don't live in the same world as the rest of us.

Go dilate.

You'd think because that was on her mind it would dedicated her to curing ball cancer even more. Then maybe finding out if it worked via rigorous testing.

THE TWINS ARE ONLY FOR EACH OTHER.

>We’re as angry as you are!

name of the teacher...for research purposes.

pretty sure she's literally only appeared in that one page

pity. reminded me of a 10 hour set by polyle

kek

I haven’t bought new comics in years. I mostly read old issues on marvel unlimited.

Does every comic looks like this today? The digital inking and uninspired colors look cheap as fuck

I didn't find this one as funny as the others, but it was still alright. I didn't think things with the Maths would escalate so quickly.

Most of them are worse. For capes, anyway.

Zan reminds me of Doug Funnie but likable

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BASED ZAN!

Wow Zan that's actually a super mature attitude.

Yes they should be more brown to be believable

This is actually one of the better looking recent comics I've seen.

you need to read more comics, my dude

Well, she is kissing her brother on the cover.

It's issue 4 out of 6, it's wasn't gonna be a slow burn

Really, only one comment on Lex News, I think this is my most favorite Luthor, he almost sounds smart,,,
A MCU joke,,,

The virgin Red Flag/ the Chad Zan

>Has a monkey
Yup, Zan is a Chad!

If only he knew his character role.

the "I get to fuck my sister at the end of this book" role?

So is this a movie or a play?

pretty clearly a play is taking place within the movie.

>I was working on a technology to convert the cloud's energy signature into matter particles.
>...Allowed Lex to intercept and read anything stored on the cloud without having to break into any computer systems.

Am I misreading this or does this gibberish? Does Russell think the "cloud" is an actual, like, cloud of data vapour or something floating in the atmosphere, instead of a metaphor for data dispersed across different servers?

this is a light-hearted book about two aliens who can turn into animals and water, who get taken over by overpowering lust whenever there's a thunderstorm.

I wouldn't worry too much about super science gobbledygook

Why is Prometheus there?

Damn Zan, you became a chad in one page.

>convert the cloud's energy signature into matter particles
He created a system that would allow Lex to literally download a car.

Or... dare I say... a BEAR

But could he download more RAM?

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I need to get a monkey.

Wait, if she is rigth and testicular cancer is produced by cells with too mant chromosomes then woudln't it be so frequent on the balls because that's where most of the genetic material is?
Or am i retarded?

Oh no, those construction workers who build and maintain our civilization were so crude. Now let's all praise the rich, well dressed black girl who has never done any physical labor. Look how smart she is. She is surely oppressed in this scenario. Am I right, my fellow comic book readers?

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??

Are you confused about something?

You just described soft sci fi/fantasy science.

A movie with bad special effects

Not as funny as the other issues. The movie parts were hilarious though, with Russell making fun of MCU.

Do construction workers even actually catcall IRL? I don't think i have ever seen or heard any do that outside of fiction, ever, but then again, i ain't a Burger.

does this take place in a different universe?

>Do construction workers even actually catcall IRL?
Yeah.

All the fucking time. That, and if there is a very pretty girl around, everyone just stops working and stares. Half my life has been doing construction and this is pretty light compared to most sites I've worked.

bump

I assume that's why they got banished.

Nobody likes you /pol/. Literally everyone would rejoice if they found out that your board and everyone who actively uses it spontaneously dropped dead today.