type in Yea Forums quotes, let the AI complete them and see what you get
Type in Yea Forums quotes, let the AI complete them and see what you get
Gabriel Jones
Other urls found in this thread:
Hunter Long
How did it go from Usagi Yojimbo to a musical?
Daniel Gutierrez
Mason Torres
Nicholas Martin
That fits at some levels.
Ethan Ward
Just like my fanfiction.
Blake Jenkins
Kayden Butler
Yea Forums related
Nicholas Smith
(On your knees for the master! The hour has come! HE has come! Who is beyond good and evil? Who is the prophet of Anti-Life? Who is the Rock, the Chain, and the Lightning? All powerful! All unforgiving! All conquering! WHO IS YOUR NEW GOD NOW AND FOREVER?
Darkseid Is.) I am your master now! My creation is your new god now and forever! I am your god, and my Creation. I must do this! Oh, God! Let me ascend! Oh, no, no, no, no, no! The time has arrived! Oh, your anger rises! Let me now stand upon my feet for the master!
Superman Has. Superman has arrived! The hour has come! Superman has come! The power has come! Superman has arrived! All gods have arrived and will continue to come! Superman arrived! Yes, yes, Superman's here! It's Doomsday, he's coming from outer space! It's Superman! He's the world's hero!
Deathstroke Has, I am your power! (the moment
Jayden Brooks
Gavin Bell
Elijah Allen
I am Iron Man. In this city, where my father worked, there are countless women. I've been in bed with all of them. I have become a god here."
A moment. He said what sounded like a sentence like this, and I heard the words, "I'm Iron Man," followed by "there are countless women." He continued, smiling. "All, and yes, all."
There is really something happening, I thought. What if I see him again in his iron suit, this Iron Man, the greatest warrior of the Universe? But what if the last Iron Man died suddenly? What am I going to do about it when he doesn't come back to this city again, after a thousand years?
And why didn't the statue of Robert E. Lee or Thomas Jefferson ever die?
"The statues you see around town are part of my plan to bring peace back to the city, and the whole country," I told him, pointing, looking into the eyes of the statues on a wall
Jace Hernandez
Christopher Gonzalez
Charles Campbell
Ayden Miller
Sebastian Gonzalez
Shannon: [Her eyes heartbeats] Oh, Rad! [Raymond and Darrell are sitting on the couch] How I long for your warm, fleshy arms wrapped around my cold, artificial exterior!
Darrell: This is getting kinda outta hand, don’t you think?
Raymond: Yes. It’s quite worrisome.
Cynthia: You were kind enough to lend me your couch. Why was that?
Shannon: I'm afraid we're out of time. I'm still waiting for your return. [She removes Ray's coat and shivers, then hands him something] This is a gift from Cynthia for his birthday. It's a bottle of iced tea. Oh, thank you, [she runs out, and leaves Ray lying on the couch.] Thank you, [she kisses Raymond's shoulder] for reminding me what you really need — a good night's sleep.
Raymond: What are you doing? [He runs towards Shawna and tries to hug her but his arms are too short for their small frame. Shawna quickly pulls away] Hey, stop that again!
Shannon: [
Anthony Mitchell
btw i use arch
Juan Hall
Daniel Wood
this caught me completely unprepared
Chase Roberts
Gavin Cooper
Kayden Walker
I'd watch it.
Noah Watson
>transgender Barry Allen
good elseworlds idea
Michael Diaz
Jackson Gomez
I'm dying
Liam Roberts
Pretty good.
James Flores
Sounds about right.
Luke Moore
Jacob Richardson
Jackson Young
Let's feed it progressively more of the intro.
Anthony Watson
Brayden Perry
Nathaniel Morgan
Trying something different.
Xavier Clark
It seems the AI is a Yea Forumsirgin.
Liam Bennett
fuck. Forgot my pic
Nathan Lewis
Jaxon Gomez
So THATS how he got those scars....
Austin Walker
Ryder Long
Brody Cook
more like the best cartoon ever
Brayden Gomez
Ryan Bennett
James Price
David Lewis
oh
Robert Diaz
Oliver Wood
There's almost an actual speech in here.
Adrian Taylor
Gavin Ortiz
Crusader Rabbit thread?
Adrian Taylor
Ian Long
I would unironically read this
Juan Stewart
Happy birthday Kryptonian I give you Oblivion, a piece of Kryptonite which is just as solid as all metal in the universe."
"Piss off," Kree fired right at J'onn, who just rolled his eyes.
"And if anything has upset you recently, just wait," J'onn snarled. He pulled his weapon and pointed it at Kree. "No disrespect. You are an assassin. You don't have to kill."
Kree raised his eyebrows, a look of confusion on his face. "What?!"
"Do you know who I am?!" Kree said, anger welled up in him from within. In fact, Kree didn't realize his anger was directed at Kori despite her insistence to him to leave him alone. "I'm going to tell her the truth-"
Kree's sword was cut from his hand by an arrow made from one of the Kryptonian's, then sliced off again by Kori. He slammed the sword on the side of an ancient Kree statue, then stood up straight.
"You think you are entitled to this?!" J'on
I am very confused
Gavin Gray
That was a pretty fucking wild ride.
Dominic Edwards
I don't know what I was expecting.
Jaxon Gonzalez
I don't even know.
Mason Johnson
>then hobo sex
my sides
Adam Fisher
Boring.
Ryder Ward
Hudson Hernandez
That took a pretty sudden turn.
Ryder Wright
-"Autobots: transform and roll-out!"
Optimus converts from robot to truck mode and the 80's power metal blairs.
-"You've got the Touch. You've got the power!"
"Autobots: blast!"
The Autobots get their new signature "blast" theme song, which they will use to call in the robot army: "Autobots, blast!" They will all go on strike to protect Earth or to destroy the Decepticons, although Optimus and his crew won't get in the way (just as they aren't allowed to, of course). The song will go on to include "Bots out!"
-
Transformers: The Movie - "It could all be over, baby!"
Optimus transforms into the giant Decepticon Megatron and the movie's titular theme starts and goes on to include "Taste the Evil!"
-
Bumblebee, Prime and Buzzsaw:
-Bumblebee transforms into the giant, purple Bumblebee and sings the song "Fantasy Dream" by the band The Fiery Furnace which features this line:
Jeremiah Sullivan
I didn't feel like splicing the screencap to include it all, but the rest of the song before that verse was part of the prompt.
So even a machine can recognize the gayness of Prince OP.
Cameron Jenkins
Classic
Jeremiah Brown
Crossover episode featuring scathing meta commentary.
Gabriel Clark
Honestly, I don't get it.
Daniel Cook
based
Cooper Mitchell
Brody Walker
Dylan Cruz
I read it in his voice.
Gavin Gonzalez
Lincoln Martinez
Who is Alyssa Wong and why is she fascinated with Children?
Owen Thompson
Check it out, y'all. I put my shoes on and now I'm standing on the chair cushion. And plus the chair is haunted.
The chair is haunted, I tell her, like when there's a party but it's supposed to be over now when it's not and everyone's drunk.
Yeah, y'all. It's really creepy.
And the party is over.
Y'all?
Yeah, the party's over. And they all left my face in the car.
That's why this is scary.
Yeah, and I'm sorry for you!
Thank you so much.
Austin Martinez
Couldn't resist
Landon Young
(Hello there little boy, Don't be shy.
Step right up I'm a reasonable guy!
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye, I'm just your average evil meteor from out of the sky.)
I think it just keeps me alive because I'm the biggest
unstable meteor known to us.
I love you my little man.
I wonder who else likes me now...
The first thing you hear if you're in my house
Is the sound of a thunderclap.
And it's just so exciting!
Come in and get ready to see a big
bunch of meteor boys.
Come on in my big house, just sit back!
We're gonna play some game! We'll make a little game on
your behalf.
So grab a weapon, throw on the pyjamas
and let's see what kind of fun we made out.
We're gonna be here all night and no one will be on vacation.
You have your friends who will be there,
You and me and the only one will get to see me.
All right, just sit back!
We
Eli Green
Princess Bubblegum show huh..
I wonder if this thing can be trained to write porn.
Austin Fisher
Given it's Mr. Mind, I strongly suspect 'put a stop to slavery' means 'kill all of you'.
Alexander King
>Bane: I'm getting nervous.
Levi Peterson
this started out as Cahill
Matthew Butler
>rabbit hole full of piss
Jacob Wright
what
Carson Clark
Got a sensible chuckle from me
Eli Robinson
dammit, dropped my pic
Evan Bennett
Okay, so this dialogue:
Peter Parker: Hey, I'm Peter Parker.
Carol Danvers: Hey, Peter Parker. You got something for me?
Peter Parker:
is solid gold. I generated a bunch and couldn't pick which one to use.
Carson Flores
>I'm getting nervous
Jackson Wilson
Cameron Wood
Has anyone tried yet taking the response the machine gives you and feeding it back into the machine as the next prompt?
Jack Murphy
Grayson Foster
The text box has a character limit, so it wouldn't get very far.
Cameron Torres
When no one was looking, Lex Luthor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible. You would think after that he would be more careful with his life and that he might be more careful with people in general, but he's not. He eats more cake, eat more cake every year, eat more cake than anyone. That's more than anyone, to be honest with you. Lex Luthor isn't afraid to eat, that's just what it is. He's the type that eats when nothing else is around.
We've all seen the photo of his car on the left. We've all seen the photo of his car on the right. Lex Luthor still eats like nothing ever happens to him. He's like that guy at the bottom of your pool of beer. He won't drink it, he won't take a drink or two that would leave behind a dent in the bar or he eats that last bite to eat it before leaving. Not like he has a lot of time to think about it
Jason Fisher
John Harris
Hudson Bennett
I can't stop. I fucking love these.
Parker Phillips
Got this one from that Gordon thread.
Jayden Evans
Alexander Smith
It's been a long time since I've laughed this hard at a thread, keep it up lads
Christian Allen
Honestly not out of place with what Gordon threads usually entail.
Lincoln Brown
>RAPE. RAPE THE RAPES
Asher Thompson
I hope at least some of you enjoy these as much as I do.
Noah Bell
Landon Russell
Leo Hall
this reminds me of those fucked up spiderman and elsa youtube videos, it's amazing
Landon Adams
Blake Clark
I was prepared for trouble, but not for this.
Oliver Ross
>"Whoa, cool."
Kek, would she actually say this to him?
Blake Allen
How else are you supposed to respond to someone saying their superhero name four times in a row?
Nicholas Martin
Looks legit.
Jace Long
Isaac Anderson
The AI leaked the Phase 4.
Ian Cooper
Luke Harris
I need to stop at some point.
Robert Walker
What's with all the new, smaller versions of characters?
Landon Smith
This is literally all Gordon threads
Jayden Bennett
Pygmy Panthers.
Jason Edwards
SKINNER: [YAWN] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all, I'm pooped.
CHALMERS: Yes, I should be- Good Lord, what is happening in there!?
SKINNER: Aurora borealis?
CHALMERS: Uh- aurora borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?
SKINNER: What the hell is this?!
CHALMERS: What is this? It looks like something is going on in there! I'm going to get here, and I'm going to tell some people to come with me, because it's got nothing to do with it!
SKINNER: But- but why not-
CHALMERS: You'll get over it, won't you! But remember, you'll get over it-
SKINNER: If I don't say anything, you don't know. Maybe if you call them right now.
CHALMERS: Don't you know?
Skinner walked away slowly. Just before reaching his window, he heard a faint scream from under his table, followed by another cry and a few thud.
Wyatt Fisher
>will be shown in cinemas with a release date set for the year 2084
WHAT THE FUCK MARVEL, I'LL BE DEAD
Parker Taylor
>based upon the hit television sitcom "The X-Files"
Lucas Lopez
Pretty much did that here
Brody Butler
Colton Walker
Megg: Heheh, Owl's a rapist.
Mogg: Heh. Owl's a rapist.
Owl: Ow! He's really, really horny
Owls: [singing] Ow. Ow! Ow Ow.
Owl: Ow. Ow Ow.
Muggles: Ow!! Ow!
Owl: Ow Ow Ow Ow.
Muggles: Ow!!! Ow Ow! Ow Ow!!! Ow Ow owow!! Ow Ow Ow Ow ow
Owls: [chanting] Ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow!!!
Owles: Ow, ow ow ou loo moo. Owllllll. OwLLLL. OwLUMINEEEE!
Music
Owl - The End (2009)
David Perez
oh my fuck
Asher Watson
Landon Wilson
>no Farmer 3
>No Farmer 5
>Farge
Austin Smith
Connor Ramirez
Very in character for Black Manta
You would not believe how many times this prompt led to sex.
Camden Martinez
Jackson Thomas
I got something similar.
Gavin Rodriguez
Beautiful
Landon Hughes
OK.
Adam Ross
Samuel Thomas
I don't know who got mindfucked here.
Jason Cox
So what the hell does this mean?
Was I even doing it right?
Jace Garcia
Gordon has gotten to the creators of the site.
Isaiah Ward
Juan Cruz
Imagine someone walking in the room when you're not looking and reading this over your shoulder, and they ask you to explain what the fuck they're looking at. You'd have to spend five minutes explaining "Why doesn't Batman kill the Joker?", "Why doesn't Batman rape the Joker?", Gordon telling Batman to rape the Joker, I Have No Mouth, and this AI thing.
Dominic Turner
Gaston: Hello, Belle.
Belle: Bonjour Gaston. (Gaston grabs the book from Belle) Gaston, may I have my book, please?
Gaston: How can you read this? There’s no pictures!
Belle: Well, some people use their imaginations.
Gaston: Who told you?
Belle: Why did I say I used my imagination.
Gaston: No, of course not; you have to read it yourself to understand.
Belle: I don't have your attention; I'm only reading this book.
Gaston: Who put me in contact with you?
Belle: My boss, Gérard.
Gaston: And what happened to you? Did what she did to you really happen?
Belle: Well…I'm still recovering from being castrated. She raped me and left me, and she killed me. But I don't know why she did it. In my head, I suppose her imagination runs wild.
Gaston: Do you know who she is?
Belle: No, she's my boss.
Gaston: The police, right?
Belle: They don't seem to like her
Luke Hughes
Christian Smith
This was actually great.
Ryan Howard
Holy shit, Marvel has really gone off the rails with their planning
Easton Phillips
FROLLO: That's right. You're a smart lad. Now, lunch. Shall we review your alphabet today?
QUASIMODO: Oh, yes, Master. I would like that very much
FROLLO: Very well. A?
QUASIMODO: Abomination.
FROLLO: B?
QUASIMODO: Blasphemy.
FROLLO: C?
QUASIMODO: Contrition.
FROLLO: D?
QUASIMODO: Damnation.
FROLLO: E?
QUASIMODO: Eternal damnation.
FROLLO: Good. F?
QUASIMODO: Fucking shit. I don't know what's more humiliating that reading your fucking bible, but reading a fucking word of mine every time you finish reading your fucking Bible is the more humiliating.
QUASIMODO: But, you see... there is, uh... what I'm writing for you. I am writing for you.
FROLLO: What did that mean anyway?
QUASIMODO: It means, I would like you to read my goddamn bible every day since I could, and you would have to come up with some excuse to explain why it doesn't exist.
FROLLO: So, I was reading it again,
Jeremiah Harris
>A Black Panther made up of tiny BPs
Chase Brooks
>Thor is Thor
>Mjolnir is Thor
>Thor has to decide who becomes the new Thor
You're Thor, you're Thor, he's Thor...I'M THOR! Are there any more Thors I should know about!?
Isaac Carter
Michael James
Gabriel Morales
>(a film which is also tentatively slated to feature a new, smaller version of Black Panther)
>Ant-Man 3, which is based upon the hit television sitcom "The X-Files"
>"All-New All-Different Marvel"
>In 2015, this movie, which takes place in the 2080's, will be shown in cinemas, with a release date set for the year 2084
Fucking hell
Carter Campbell
They're cashing in a little late on the baby trend.
Logan Bennett
Oliver Brooks
Golden age of what?
Colton Cooper
>Number 1 in the hood G!
Number 1 in the hood G!M!S!S!S!T!I!R!I!! (You are one of us, G!M!S!S!T!I!R!I!!!)
We have a new logo
We are now also a registered trademark
The G!M.S.T!I!R!I! brand was born from the work of our fellow gamers, the G.M.S.S!T!I!R.I!! creators in a room with a bunch of other gamers in 1994. The name came up as a name that would sound more like "G.M.S.S.", a reference to the German word for machine (G. Meister) which is the same word used to describe the game.
We were also inspired from our own gaming past...
While some of us may have lived in other countries, we all share a common interest in playing cards and collecting games. We also remember playing in high school, we used to play with different teams at various clubs, and most of us had some type of video game (or just some kind of computer and some board). Our favorite gaming memory was the first time we actually got to play
Ayden Taylor
Adventure Time with Jake and Finn". After Finn discovers Jake's frozen tongue, "You could hear the tears coming."
The movie tells the tale of the titular adventure. Jake's best friend is kidnapped by mysterious aliens who use him to save the princess from a demon. But when his parents are attacked by demons, the Princess takes Jake back to his hometown to escape the invaders. When he returns and reveals to the princess, Finn, Jake, and Jake's friends about Finn's past.
The movie also opens with the opening "I Know Where My Mom Is". The opening scene presents us with the classic story from Frozen in which Elsa is kidnapped by her parents. Finn asks his friends, "Are we going to get to play with Kristoff? Finn, why not, Anna and Elsa aren't bad people."
The "Finn's the Only One" part has the following information:
"Finn has an older sister,
Brandon Rodriguez
Caleb Perry
Liam Foster
I hope this is real.
Christopher Powell
Cameron Ross
I think mine broke.
John Bennett
nothing here is too hard to believe
Ryan Rogers
Is this some form of satire?
Xavier Cook
The final battle in Endgame was pretty fucked up.
Logan Myers
>Benchmaster
Ryder Brooks
I would pay money to see that.
Carter Murphy
Wyatt Perry
Nice one user.
Batmans secret origin coming through.
Henry Young
FUCK YES my boy Captain Antares made into the MCU!
Oliver Price
We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones. "Yeah, the people who lived down here wanted their onions yellow." No, no, you forgot the old days when they always got white onions and that was always the thing that was yellow. I just remember talking to him on the phone and he got on the phone and told me, "I'm a bit concerned," and I said, "Well, it's nothing serious, but are you concerned about your wife not being able to pick your onions, because there's no onion in it?" Then he said, "Yeah." After that, that was it. I've been to enough weddings where I've lost a lot of eggs. I've had a bunch. So, that, I guess, was it though, and that's the whole story. They weren't as keen on onion-onions, no.
Brayden Walker
fucking fantastic
>Stay where you are, okay?
Mason Bell
Jaxson Roberts
Jason Green
Thomas Kelly
>F?
>Fucking shit
this one's amazing.
Christopher Fisher
Adam Allen
Kinda overexplains it.
Jeremiah Phillips
Spongebob, I don't think you're allowed to say some of those words on Nickelodeon.
Christopher Cook
Robin: Who the hell are you anyway, giving out orders like this?
Batman: What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the Goddamn Batman.
Robin: ????
Batman: Aaah... You're still too much of a hero for me. Not to mention I didn't give you the time of day today.
Robin: Yeah, I'm the Batman. I get your orders and stuff too. [gets up]
Batman: You have to be kidding. Why would you give orders like that to another person even though you're the one wearing the cape?
Robin: [takes the Batman cape as Batman walks away from her] Oh, no. Don't go around doing things like that with me!
Batman: Who... you? Don't you remember when I first told you no one liked you?
Robin: I know then I'm not allowed to date someone who hates me!
Batman: Well then, you'll be on your own for the rest of your life before it's all over?
Robin: Yeah
Asher Howard
Easton Martin
Ryan Parker
Let's find out.
>Thor is Thor
>Mjolnir is Thor
>Thor has to decide who becomes the new Thor
You're Thor, you're Thor, he's Thor...I'M THOR! Are there any more Thors I should know about!? [B]Loki and Loki's father were both very much in love with Thor and the Hulk in the 1990s. They have very much held Loki's heart since they have been married for a very long time, and to some extent even the Hulk's. Loki's father died after this happened, and Loki, as he grew older, started to lose interest in his love for Loki, and became a selfish and cruel man who only cared about himself. Loki's mother is dead now. Loki is jealous of being his adopted daughter - and he isn't so much attracted to her in her own right as he is to the Hulk. He thinks that Thor has some special abilities that he and Thor are lacking, and that Thor deserves to take advantage of his father for his own purposes, or that he deserves to spend time with Thor as
Robert Hill
>Create and use energy weapons based on his mind.
>You have no idea the power of fear.
Tony joins the Sinestro corps?
Leo Carter
You know, I get the feeling this might be Japanese spiderman.
Brandon Rodriguez
oh my god i am genuinely wheezing with laughter after reading the entire thing as the song. if there's any masterpiece in this thread it's this one.
Brody Phillips
>Rips his own throat out for no good reason!
Nathaniel Hughes
>You're the biggest idiot I know!
>I'm getting nervous
Alexander Cook
Kids, theres nothing more cool then being hugged by some one you like, but if someone trys to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, thats no good.
Its your body, no one has the right to touch you if you dont want them to.
So what do you do? First, you say no! Then, you get outta there.
Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust. Like your parent, your teacher, a police officer.
And once that happens, just get over it. Its okay to feel sorry, because there is only so much you can do. You have been in your heart for far too long in knowing that it wont change your situation. You have seen the pain and the rage you get because nobody has stepped in and said "No!". And what are you looking forward to the most? Losing your temper with a schoolteacher who never says no! Or your boyfriend going against your wishes by being violent with you, no
Blake Cox
Swerved straight into Yea Forums.
Adrian Richardson
Why is this robot so religious?
Brandon Ortiz
>And once that happens, just get over it
Ian Carter
This is one of the most comprehensible ones yet.
Brayden Myers
>Pickle?
Oliver Jenkins
"Thanos you must rape 50% of the population it's the only way!"
Colton Peterson
Man, I don't think anything is going to top that.
Jackson Scott
>Rips his own throat out for no good reason!
Ryder Howard
This reads like a poorly translated anime theme song.
Brandon Allen
>Pulls off an elaborate prank, from the ground!
Cooper Walker
Didi: Stu, what are you doing?
Stu: Making chocolate pudding.
Didi: It's 4:00 in the morning. Why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Stu: Cause I've lost control of my life !!! The only way I can live is by feeding myself.
Didi: Then why are you so hungry?
Stu: No, I am eating, so why not.
Didi: Oh my god. What's this thing you're eating?
Stu: Ahmmm.
Didi: What's this thing on your body?
Stu: I have so many dishes, but I have a special treat for today...
Didi: That special treat, is that a snack on your head?
Stu: Ohh I like sweets!
Didi: Okay. Did you have those desserts to eat yesterday?
Stu: Oh yeah .
Didi: I see them all over the house !!! But, when you eat one, will it put a smile on your face or will you just be sad because you didn't have anything in your mouth?
Stu: I'd just like you to just understand, my desserts have a lot of zest to them.
Joseph Cox
>Everyone loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete. A man of integrity. He's funny, loyal, and always ready to help whoever needs him." "I had the same dream, but I can see it is over now!" said Homestar Runner.
>"It was all a dream! We had it in the first episode! But he's done so long! But he's always around! This is no dream. I'll never forget it!" — The Cheat and Homestar Runner
>Trivia
>Appearances
The Homestar Wiki is so massive and comprehensive it actually made this bot adopt Wiki formatting at the end there.
Cooper Lewis
Someone vocaroo this.
Jaxson Rodriguez
K I N O
Brayden Fisher
also suggesting this one
Liam Ramirez
Weirdly optimistic.
Ryan Lewis
I want to play that.
Carson Butler
The Eltingville Comic Book, Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror and Role-Playing Club star in:
THE FLAME, THE BLORDS OF THE DIABLO, UNION, THE DIVINATION, AND TOBIAS, THE BATTLE FOR ZAGREB,
Also known as:
• Michael Elveron • Steven Knight • Jules Jardine • George R. R. Martin • Terry Brooks • Paul J. Beresford • John Howe • Jack Shearer • Charles Soule • Thomas V. Moore
• Jack Vance • Brian McClellan • Greg Pak • Steve Morris • Mike Mignola • Paul Dini • John Langan • Stephen R. Donaldson • Jason Aaron • Tom King
"I am honored to have a role as a member of the Eltingville Comic Book, Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror and Role-Playing Club. Their popularity, excitement for science fiction, fantasy, and superhero comics and their ability to reach a large global audience is something that I will be honored to help promote, in any capacity I can."
>tfw they made it
Christian Kelly
When Captain America throws his mighty shield
all those who oppose his shield must yield
And they all fall with Captain America's mighty shield and they bow
and give him the bow of the world as well as the spears and javelins And now is the hour for our heroes to put aside
what fears they may have, and to live bravely for the greater glory of our country. We salute you, brothers. And thank you for your service to our country. You have made us stronger together. But what of the ones you did not fight?
And now, after the ceremony, Captain America stood on stage with a red-stained shield, and the crowd cheered loudly.
And here, it was, in America, that his enemies, those who sought world domination and freedom, would have a moment of glory,
so long as one man could not win by his own hand the most powerful weapon of all: the freedom of the people.
Matthew White
Noah Bell
Why do I find these so funny I'm retarded
Bentley Harris
It's like a stroke simulator or something.
Ryan White
Honestly, this sounds pretty badass.
Jeremiah Evans
Robert Allen
Zachary Ortiz
Aunt May: Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us... [the Green Goblin bursts through the window]
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin: Hahaha!
Aunt May: [screams] DELIVER US!
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin: [laughing maniacally] Finish it. FINISH IT!
Aunt May: [exasperated] I thought you was going to die!
Norman Osborn: [chuckle] And...
Aunt May: Please, don't kill us.
Norman Osborn: That's what I'm trying to say...
Aunt May: Please. It's not fair. He deserves us.
Norman Osborn: Why does it have to get to this point? The thing's out of Control. [Osborn stares into the camera, his eyes glowing orange - his eye color has changed to green from his normal orange] ...He should get off this plane. He's not the person we think he is.
Aunt May: Yes, he's the worst one of all.
Norman Osborn: You think that's who we think he is?
Aunt May: Look at this...
Norman Osborn: I think it's better
Easton Gonzalez
>30 levels
>only 8 bosses
wow really skimping on the content huh
Levi Morgan
>Rips his own throat out for no good reason!
I've completely lost it.
Oliver Gonzalez
>Suddenly Scott Bakula appears
Caleb Ross
Wait, so, how many cakes?
Samuel Sanders
Justin Campbell
And that's Bendis' Superman.
Brody Peterson
...
Juan Evans
Holy shit.
James Long
A Black Widow quote from Avengers turned into a political ad.
Adrian Myers
Chase Flores
Interesting crossover
Hudson Rogers
Singing space marines?
David Perry
Jose Sanders
Jackson Wilson
I'm scared.
Josiah Barnes
>make it write porn fanfics as a joke
>the results are actually really hot
Oh no...
Zachary Martinez
Anthony Harris
97% of people can't tell if this is real or fake
Carter Long
>And once that happens, just get over it. Its okay to feel sorry, because there is only so much you can do. You have been in your heart for far too long in knowing that it wont change your situation. You have seen the pain and the rage you get because nobody has stepped in and said "No!". And what are you looking forward to the most? Losing your temper with a schoolteacher who never says no! Or your boyfriend going against your wishes by being violent with you, no
Chase Morgan
Blake Watson
t. janny
Cooper Johnson
Noah Parker
>YOU AND ME CAN RULE THIS CITY, SPIDER-MAN! OR, WE CAN JUST FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
And then there's Spider-Man…
I can't even begin to tell you how much more I LOVE the fact that Gwen Stacy doesn't give a fuck about Spidey and that she's just there to do her regular job, like taking care of the children, or whatever.
Because I think her job is her fucking job, and that's that.
All that aside, SPIDER-MAN vs THE SPIDER-MAN INFINITE DEATH KNIGHT
I'm sure you all have plenty to say in the comments. Let's all hope the end credits roll soon…
Cameron Lee
Boomhauer: Hey man, dis 911? I need ya here at Megalow mart, man it gone di-- boom n' there's a fire'n'everythin' and it don't dad gum-(unintellegible) blowin' errywhere man, I don't know--saw these men run out there I don't know if he di--Chuck Mangione--be comin' down 'ere.
[Chuck's camera zooms out and we see Chuck's brother, who's holding a flashlight from outside the house. He pulls it toward him, and as the camera zooms in, we hear the words "...fire, gettin' closer." The words are repeated at various speeds before he pulls back the flashlight.] Chuck: Chuck? You okay, brother!? It got hot in there! [Chuck's voice cracks as he walks closer to him. He shakes the hands of the boys and goes inside.] [The scene fades to black as we fade to black. A loud popping noise is heard as the camera moves away from the house.] Chuck: Goddamnit, what the hell was that, man?!
Camden Robinson
>Homer tried to shoot an ambulance and, accidentally, shot Mr. Burns and Bart
Thomas Sanders
Justin Bailey
I read this in his voice. I read it in his voice and when he got to
>just because he was a man/boy
I immediately imagined him gesturing to Peter Parker.
Carson Martin
Connor Powell
You weren't kidding about it knowing how to write a porno.
Cameron Jones
Fuck yes Spider-man Infinite Death Knight is the best Spidey incarnation
Jason Sanders
>Bart dies
>Who shot Mr. Burns part 2
>And it's Homer
The amount of LORE coming form this bot is off the charts
Lincoln Jackson
>Peter is played by a guy named Joe Dante
>Carol is played by "Maggie"
>it knew her last name was Danvers
>Christopher Nolan quote
>Peter is now a spider
Isaiah Sanchez
Getting a lot of contradictory information here.
Sebastian Sullivan
Mason Green
Says there are two ways to win, lists five.
I think this robot just wants to spit some fire.
Jeremiah Morris
This sounds like a bad trip.
Hunter Wilson
Where you been? Looked for you all morning! Why don't you pay your phone bill? Mad scientist goes berserk and we don't have a response! (Laughs) What do you want? (Laughs) What do you want? I can't talk? Ohhh no I don't have a cell phone.
Hank: (Laughs)
Kris: (Laughs) You're going to get me through that. Why don't you look up how much money this guy has? He made $50 in 18 months! And we already know. (Laughs)
Hank: (Laughs) Yeah (laughs) Don't we?
Kris: (Laughs) Well, just make yourself a new credit card every time.
Hank: (Laughs) Yeah!
Kris: (Laughs)
Hank: Uh huh, uh huh (chuckles)
Kris: (Laughs)
Chloe, is that a thing you do? Yeah, yeah. You know, I mean, um, I'm a smart ass. I mean you know, I was kind of surprised that I didn't know it was something I could do.
Hank: Yeah, I remember you used to call me.
Carter Stewart
: )
Adam Hernandez
Sounds like a transcript of a Big Bang Theory episode.
Noah Davis
>Homer at the end of that exchange:
Gavin Powell
Brain: Pinky, Are you pondering what I'm pondering? ************
Pinky: Uh...um...I, uh...have a question....What is your name? How old are you?! Where are your parents? Who was their son?! Your sister? What a stupid question. Why on earth would I even ask that?! have no idea...you're not a child, or maybe I'm just talking too fast! I'm not saying you're evil, but...I'm just, really...wondering! Is that all? Are you asking a dumb question? There's no mistaking that. There's been so many rumors over the years that you're a girl! Have you ever done drugs? Yeah, or alcohol?! My mom's always had stories of your parents being bad girls. You can't be serious! I haven't...yet! That's not how you tell a real kid when you've been growing up! You have
Jeremiah Foster
It does but it actually made me laugh
Angel Adams
You don't have to tell me twice but during the stone age... I have had some very strange visions lately that I'm not completely comfortable with. They're just... strange?... I'm scared.
Lilith: No, don't be afraid. I'm just a child, silly. I'm just curious.
Buck: You can be an adult after all.
Duck: I don't want, I don't need your help, and you'll make me want you more!
Finn: I do? You think I'm insane?! This is your fault?! Is my stupid life just a joke?
Lilith: [to Finn] I suppose we'll see if it's what you think.
Duck: [to Finn] Hey, Finn, how's everything? [to Lilith] How's it going? We just finished the Great Ice Age! That makes you the oldest man of all!
Finn: A few words about my... things.
Lilith: It's all right, Finn. This isn't real. You're just a figment of my imagination.
Finn: So... who's the only woman from this past time?
Lilith: There's someone there.
Hunter Sullivan
no fucking way
Evan Anderson
Peter Parker : Mr. Jameson, please, isn't there any of these shots you can use? I really need the money.
J. Jonah Jameson : Awww. Miss Brant?
Miss Brant : Yeah?
J. Jonah Jameson : Get me a violin.
J. Jonah Jameson walks over and sees the door to the room shut.
J. Jonah Jameson : (stares at the ground) Hey.
Peter Parker : I did not know that.
J. Jonah Jameson : And you did not know that. (points up at the ceiling) Get that! (points to Mr. Parker) Get back up there. (points around the room) That's not my studio number. This is Ms. Prowl, you may take it.
Peter Parker : Okay. I'll make you that violin.
J. Jonah Jameson walks around and finds a framed photograph, it's Peter Parker's first time ever standing in front of a mirror. He stares at it a moment longer and then hands Peter a violin.
Elijah Watson
Sounds like Pinky's being tested on with psychoactive substances
Michael Harris
Cooper Miller
>14,000,605 different outcomes.
Dominic Hill
Once the bot takes over, every character is on LSD
Evan Diaz
Brayden Brown
/sneedpostbot9000
Nathan Ross
This needs to be Voocaroo'd INSTANTLY
Thomas Peterson
Got another one.
Jackson James
jesus christ
Levi Myers
Dylan Davis
>You can fly!?
>Not fly, leap good.
Evan Harris
Batman was originally Spider-Man.
Everybody knows that.
I choose to interpret each of those as a movie title in a rebooted cinematic universe, in order of release.
Jaxon Bailey
Jeremiah Moore
Rick: "Flip the pickle over"
Morty: "What, I'm gonna touch it and you're gonna tell me it's an alien dick or something"
Rick: "C'mon, flip the pickle Morty. You're not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge."
[Morty flips the pickle over]
Rick: "I turned myself into a pickle morty! I'm pickle rick!"
[They watch the screen for a while, until finally Morty makes up a story to explain what is happening. That is when it dawns on Rick who it is, that he and Morty are the same person, that Morty has lost his legs in a car crash, and that Morty was the kid who tried to kill her father so in a bid to make things right, he went to Rick in his body to turn himself into a pickle. This is how Morty finally accepts Rick's apology and that Morty is actually Rick]
In a flashback to that day, Rick, Morty, and the kids watch as several kids are picking at a pickle on the pickle pickle pickle pickle pickled pick
Cooper Jenkins
>Raimi Jameson tripping absolute balls
>gesturing wildly
>has a violin the entire time
My sides have absolutely blasted into orbit. I keep seeing each one of these so clearly and they're killing me. This is the funniest thing I've seen in years. To be honest, it 100% feels like old Yea Forums and it's amazing
David Murphy
Wow that's as deep as the show is already
Luke Kelly
Julian Nelson
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's a lot of technical jargon that's thrown in to explain how things work, and the show is just that bad, so the sheer stupidness with which it takes those explanations is incredibly hard to follow without seeing it for yourself. I know this because I've seen it several times.
To be fair to the audience, they get plenty of jokes in their face too. You might see someone throw down a "I'm going to put a magnet in the hole between this and this" before going on. You might see a bunch of people throwing darts and then watching them lose to the same person, again only to be reminded of the same joke that was just thrown at them. Sometimes it won't even stop for the
Evan Bell
Logan Davis
Ah, Goo Lagoon. A stinky mud puddle to you and me. But to the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom, it's their favorite hangout. After all, it's the place where you can get away with everything from making a mess to smoking a pipe.
But for all those things, I guess we're the biggest losers in Bikini Bottom right now. The city that once thrived in the booming 1990s is in a tailspin. As recently as 2006, Bikini Bottom had approximately $10 million in disposable income, according to a 2009 report from the Pacific Institute for Research and Education Research. Today, the economy is struggling – Bikini Bottom's unemployment rate stands at 8.2 percent and an estimated 7,000 residents cannot afford to buy a day's groceries. I'm so fed up with the slums (you know, the ones that seem to attract more homeless people than anyone deserves) that I have formed my own
Eli Taylor
>and three or four huge jokers of farts.
out of everything in that paragraph that got me
William Harris
Logan Allen
kek
Christian Robinson
Owen Harris
Sneed's Feed and Seed, formerly Chuck's franchise started by his father, Jim Sneed and owned by Jimmy, but turned into an independent company, with two branches in New York and New Jersey. Now with his wife and two children, he has begun producing and selling his own line of seeds in the country. He lives in a rented home and was recently named by Time Magazine as one of America's 100 most influential people. "I wanted to buy my seed and I had to find a company that could make a seed that was safe, good for the environment, and had the power to make a good living from this crop," he says. "With my family, we've always believed in these principles and I can't believe my son is here and doing this work." For more info about growing fresh foods, visit www.seedspring.com.
Dylan Gray
Shhh, don't give them lore!
Thomas Mitchell
>honey from an Asian pear tree
Oh.
Cooper Walker
When I think of Yea Forums, the first thing that comes to mind is...
>of course my wife and kids. Well, Yea Forums seems to have come in first since I can't bear to think of anything worse than how bad Yea Forums is now. Oh well. The worst that could happen is that Yea Forums gets so bad that it's impossible to live without it and/or gets banned. Yea Forums isn't exactly an island, though I would hope not. I think Yea Forums has enough problems at home to be able to live without it. But it's the internet, people, and the internet. I'd rather have it than Yea Forums, but if there were a few users who would want to keep it free/not work there but just stay in the shadows then maybe. The internet is full of Yea Forumss. (As in a small group of Yea Forumss that want to live anonymously without posting anything about me) If someone is really brave enough I can probably keep it free. I know it may not do so well in the long run because Yea Forumss
Well damn.
Aaron Adams
Brandon Bailey
kek
Angel Sanchez
Dylan Perez
I wasn't expecting it to be quite so accurate.
Owen Baker
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I iced you, I pistol whipped that faggot fagga in the face, he's been through much worse than you will ever imagine, he's a cancer patient now you are little shit and nothing more... [moan as entered] Just kiss me baby. [moan] [kissing, moaning, etc] [Kissing, moaning and making out as if your kissing was an orgasm] Oh fuck that really hurt [kissing] Oh god, fuck fuck. Do you feel how my fingers are sliding up and down that little pussy, how long do I have till it comes from down my throat? Is that even possible? Oh no, not again. No I don't think it is. I think you were just trying to be mean. How about you just say it? Does something in there make you happy, or does it make you sad? I'll never know. Maybe it did. [moaning] Are you gonna cum for me baby? [moaning] Don't want to cum if you're
this got erotic fast
Lucas Baker
IGN thought Silent Hill was about a guy looking for his sister in a spooky house, so I completely trust this.
Oh.
Dylan Gomez
>Interviewer: Yea Forums, what is your opinion on cartoons and comics?
>Yea Forums: Well, _____, it's a big difference. The problem with cartoons is they're so overrated. The problem with comics is you have people that don't listen to the argument or understand the meaning behind the arguments they're given.
>My answer will be this: cartoons and media art are not different. Both are representations and messages that you can get your hands on, to a certain extent, because of technological progress and communication. But one is a representation, the other is an art form. You can't do both at the same time, because they have very different goals.
>So the question of "What's The Right Way to Write A Story?" I honestly don't really think people answer it. I think it's very simplistic. Some people think it's too difficult and/or too complex. I think
Why is this so accurate?
Isaiah Torres
Blake Moore
Ian Jenkins
So, will they use this from now on at Marvel?
Zachary Butler
Samuel Sanders
Jose Sullivan
Jayden Peterson
Made more sense than most of Grundys origin story.
Ayden Evans
Kevin Parker
It can do fucking greentext
Nathaniel Robinson
Well?
Dominic Evans
Batman:"I'm Batman!" Robin yells. Robin turns back and stares directly at the camera. "I think that's all there is to Batman." He turns around and goes out.
In Batman: The Animated Series
Batman: Batman: The animated series' third season begins with Batman falling out of a balcony with Robin at his side.
Batman: Let me guess, I was just on the ledge and I think I fell and you fell. Did you see that or did you hear or smelled the noise?
Robin: No…
Batman: Yeah! I heard it and I was, like, "Oh crap! The guy that we met at that rooftop was falling in…!"
Batman: Uh huh. Yeah. Robin? Do you remember where…!
Batman: Oh. You mean at that time?
Robin: Yeah. Right...
Batman: Okay. "Oh crap! The guy whose a friend of mine I met at that rooftop was falling in the middle of the night. What's all this?"
Robin: (muttering) Yeah, well...
Batman: I guess I
A Batman series where Robin breaks the forth wall. I'd watch it.
Dominic Nguyen
Is this a better movie?
>smelled the noise
James Williams
>First of all, I'll explain myself, because I want you to understand. I'm Spider-Man Spider-Man Spider-Man Spider-Man
>Carol Danvers: Whoa, cool.
I fucking died.
Grayson Butler
Huh, never knew the full lyrics.
Jonathan Adams
Wyatt Martinez
Dominic Hughes
>I have a hard time picturing a bear as a victim. The bear is always in control and always has a plan.
I really feel this
Blake Russell
Eli Adams
at least it rhymes
Levi Reed
I like how the AI makes a half hearted attempt to indulge on your 6teen quote then it spins around and creates an anime out of their own ass.
Joseph Clark
Noah Torres
Not quite Yea Forums but you get the idea.
Jacob Hughes
Isaac Wright
MCU time travel plots are getting out of hand.
Grayson Flores
>ALSO this clown-girl story
The clown-girl took her suspenders off showing off her frilly pink polka-dot panties.
"I have to go pee," she said. "I'm so glad I went to school here."
Dana was shocked by the clown's antics, saying, "It makes me kind of scared when someone's out in public naked, but I haven't seen that before."
"I am a bit startled at first but then I realize how weird it is that I'm seeing this in the middle of the day," Dana agreed.
The clown then took him to the park to play some pool, where he decided to jump on a picnic table on the way back to his room.
Dana's sister, who was in the room when the clown did that, said, "It wasn't like a big deal; I just didn't think I'd see it for too long after that."
But Dana's friends said he did it again a few days later when they saw him outside.
"We were talking at lunch when my sister got on the phone and said, 'He
Levi Morgan
>Is it the stress, Mr. Parker?
David Edwards
Mason Price
Jaxson Gonzalez
>They're trying to kill you, yeah yeah, yeah
I assume "they" are his parents?
Brody Peterson
Now here's part 2
Jacob Bailey
Michael Long
immediately thought of youtube.com
Michael Harris
Ryder Gray
>Bruce Wayne (real name Bruce Wayne)
Jack Torres
Michael Foster
this is exactly like reading a sweet bro and hella jeff comic, i'm impressed
Blake Martin
Apologies for phoneposting
Camden Perry
This bot really has a porn bias to it.
William Rogers
This was funny, got a hearty chuckle out of me too.
Charles Kelly
>ROSE: I seriously have the DUMBEST arc anyone could conceivably imagine.
>DAVE: rose we dont have fuckin "arcs" we are just human beings
Thomas Hughes
>James "Spider-Man" Parker
Samuel Richardson
If you thought that was weird...
Joshua Torres
Matthew Peterson
Or this
Isaac Smith
>Professor X, the Dark Lord
Gavin Ramirez
>Stan: At the time of my birth, I was almost 5 years old, so I was almost 2 years old when I died.
This guy really needs a proofreader
Oliver Butler
Holy shit, when did this thing get so poetic?
Carter Moore
Colton Jackson
....okay
Elijah Moore
Fucking clones.
Hudson Clark
Jeremiah Rivera
What materials?! You can't leave me hanging like that
Gavin Foster
>Iron Man 1098
Charles Hill
It made a guess based on the last name and missed pretty hard.
Camden Ramirez
>Korrasami
This bot has been reading too much fanfiction.
Lincoln Gutierrez
Very deep, Josh.
Ethan Stewart
Logan Robinson
Deepest lore
Jaxon Robinson
With great power comes great complacency, and we find ourselves back where we began after a particularly disastrous run. It is at this point, where we are forced to think about our relationship and our beliefs. It is at this point that we begin to see the role we have played in creating this state of affairs. The power we hold over our environment is in fact our own creation, and we now need to make sure it maintains that power over us and our descendants, both personally and spiritually, as they seek to build the future we are all anxious about.
The fact that we have the power to create this state of affairs is no accident. We have been programmed by God to live and thrive in this way by doing what He has instructed us to do, whether it be the creation of man as a perfect species (Genesis 1:18 ), the creation of man as a perfect race ( Genesis 5:26 ), the creation of man to become
Samuel Barnes
I think I broke it. It was just adding these ounuonuon for a couple of minutes.
Tyler Peterson
my sides
Austin Hernandez
CIA: Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
Deadshot: He wasn't alone.
CIA: You don't get to bring friends.
Dr. Pavel: They're not my friends.
Deadshot: Don't worry, no charge for them.
CIA: And why would I want them?
Deadshot: They work for the mercenary. The Masketta Man.
CIA: Bane?
Deadshot: What?
CIA: So what would we do. A guy like Bane, he looks the part. He can walk around and fight all of the bad guys because he's so dangerous.
Deadshot: The mask.
CIA: What?
Deadshot: The mask.
CIA: That mask. They don't call themselves a mask, Batman. The mask. They're called The Mask. And I'm going to have to be the one calling the shots here. If we ever need to be at your mercy, we're going to need to be in there with you, because we're going to have to be at your mercy.
Deadshot: You say you're the one that's calling the shots. Well, here comes Bane.
Liam Reed
Mabel: Dipper, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?
Dipper: Raise the dead.
Mabel: And what did you do?
Dipper: Raise the dead.
Mabel: WHAT WHAT ARE YOU STUPID ABOUT ?
Dipper: I am raising the dead.
Mabel: HAAAAH.
Dipper: HAAAAH HAAAAH.
Dipper: I AM HUMAN.
Dipper: HAHAHAHA HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Mabel: HAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHHAAA!!!!!!
Mabel: WHO ARE YOU?
Mabel: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
Mabel: I don't pay attention to you, Dipper.
Mabel: DON'T EVER LET GO.
Dipper: I'm not the one who killed his mother, Mabel...
Mabel: DO YOU THINK WE ARE SUPPOSED TO LIKE THE CORPSE !!!
Dipper: I AM MADE OF MYSELF!!!
Dipper: I'm the MOMENT MOMENT !!!
Mabel: WE JUST MADE HIM KILL HIS MOTHER!
Dipper: I'M THE LADY !!!
Mabel: SO !!!
Dipper: THAT'S IT FOR YOU!
Blake Myers
What did Raimi mean by this?
Parker Martin
Gavin James
Scott Summers: To me, my X-Men!
Jean Grey: And to you?
Summers: No! No! I would never do this. I would be so ashamed. But I can't. I can't. This is wrong! I'm sorry. No, I'll not say anything further!
Jean Grey: Don't say anything anymore. We need you to go! The X-Men! And you?
Summers: I'm sorry.
Jean Grey: No. No no no no. Please. I don't want to get hurt or embarrassed or anyone.
Summers: I'm doing this for a reason. We need to protect people because we love them.
Jean Grey: Well, you know what I mean?
Summers: Yes. I know it's not easy if you work with other people, but I have great people who really love me and care about me. They don't want to see me get hurt so badly!
Jean Grey: They should see you hurt, don't they?
Summers: Yes, yes, and they understand me and like me now.
Jean Grey: That's amazing!
Jordan Watson
You dumbass, nobody has used whale oil for a hundred goddamn years!'
You dumbass, you're so stupid, I don't have the heart to tell. You dumbasses! Don't call me, I'll burn you."
"I can't take it myself, I'm not the smartest."
"I swear, if I did, somebody would've put it in my hand."
"Dork? That doesn't strike me as an appropriate term to describe you. If you've got the heart you should do something."
"I've always loved whales."
"You don't know what you want," the captain said, raising his voice. "We've got more whales than some of the fish we kill."
Paleo, for an instant, he didn't seem to hear that, a bit disoriented. In this case I didn't notice and even though I was sure that if someone did say it he was going to jump off a building. I thought he might have had a moment to think or if he didn't think about anything I could tell him that I had a question about some sort of whales or some sort of whale oil
Kayden Jenkins
Now, Sandra did say that she would turn me into a pigeon if I cheated on her one more time, and I of course immediately cheated on her. But I think I would have turned into a pigeon anyway.
So, I did my best to keep it in check, right? Now what's the first thing you think, "Hey, if I am a pigeon, that means I should have no regrets about doing something stupid or maybe even lying about my feelings and stuff. Because I never want my boyfriend to know what happened to me, and if they find out, everyone loses."
Now that you say that, what did you think about that statement?
Jace Scott
Tails the Fox sat on a park bench near the playground
and watched the crowd. He stopped as he saw the two women, one sitting on a small bench on the side of the park. He felt as if she was watching him. He quickly approached them and tried to make eye contact. The women just stared at him. He looked over his shoulder just in case they were staring back. He then pulled his pants down. The women stared at him. His cock jumped up a little when he finally pulled them down. The Fox decided to go for a run. As he ran through the crowd of people one woman stepped on his cock and grabbed his face. Her mouth hung from her neck. She pushed it up over her ear and gave it a hard slap to make him moan. He quickly pulled his pants down and stepped on her face. She just smiled and went to her feet.
The Fox continued to run as the woman pulled her mouth off his cock and began to suck on his
What in the goddamn
Juan Reed
He burst through the hospital doors and frantically got the room number from the receptionist.
I think they told her she'd never leave, and then she did. She called me straight away from the hospital in tears.
When she got home, I knew for sure that my son had died the night before he was born. What could have happened? I wanted the best for him. I was prepared. I did not have to tell him I loved him. I did not speak of him for more than 20 minutes. I could not allow myself the thought that he was still alive.
I had a very emotional meeting with my husband. I explained to him the details of our separation (from whom, what time of day, how and where he lived, and so on.) After I had told him all I could think of, he broke down and cried all day long. I told him I was just trying to care for him, and that it was something that would have to be dealt with on a personal, personal level
>Did Yea Forums write this algorithm what the fuck
Grayson Powell
Why are clowns scary?
>In the 1960s, when children were being encouraged to paint clowns, as a way of fighting the war on drugs, the clown had become a symbol of rebellion. A man named Fred Cluckie painted two clowns on a wall in San Francisco's North Beach. And in the early 1970s, in the South Bronx, four clowns were hung in Times Square. In 1970, the state of Illinois banned clowns from operating within 100 yards of schools for fear that they would be "incompetent as educators and teachers."
>In 1982, after nine clown deaths in California, the U.S. Supreme Court banned the practice. However, clowns persisted in appearing in pop culture in places such as TV. In 1993, a clown called "Muppet Show" appeared on a popular children's television show to promote the film "Silly Putty."
>So why might you prefer to hang them from the side of that wall in a cartoon or from the wall above you on the street?
William James
>Nobody likes Milhouse!
There's nothing so much to dislike about Milhouse, from a design standpoint. He has one of the creepiest faces. And he's also so annoying. But there's something about Milhouse's presence on the show that makes the rest of us uncomfortable. I'll admit I thought this before (see: Milhouse's death at the final episode of Orange Is The New Black - Part 3), but I didn't realize how much other people didn't like Milhouse.
I don't know if it's because he's too "badass," or because he's just way too easy to hate. If my first reaction was that Milhouse was terrible, then I was totally wrong.
After my first reaction to his death on Orange Is the New Black, I was really starting to consider Milhouse a good personality. He's kind, gentle, thoughtful, and really good at getting what's best for the show. He's a genuinely likable guy. He's also super mean and unhinged.
Lucas Green
Doctor Octopus: Find him or I'll peel the flesh off her bones.
Peter Parker/Spider-Man: If you lay one finger on her ...
Doctor Octopus: You'll do what?
Spider-Man: Let me finish by telling you, that girl is very powerful.
Doctor Octopus: I believe the girl is your twin.
Spider-Man: What!?
Doctor Octopus: I will do whatever I must. That is true. He's a monster of the spider world, and is also very intelligent. I'm sure you're aware of his power.
Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Can you kill him?
Doctor Octopus: No.
Spider-Man: He won't... He...will get the hell out of here.
Doctor Octopus: I'll find an egg. (The Doctor's voice changes to that of a woman in a hospital gown, looking at the monitor attached to her chest.) I'm going to find an egg.
Doctor Octopus: No.
Spider-Man: But I can feel this! You're telling me that you have to kill him?! Spider-Man: I believe it's true
Xavier Morales
Obi-Wan: It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground! Let's get out of here!
[Anakin and Anakin Skywalker leave the palace and the Millennium Falcon]
Anakin: How was I able to come all the way from Coruscant? Ah, there it is again. Well, now that Coruscant has become my home, I really have nothing to worry about. My home, you know, feels like a prison. Ah, it does. But it's my way and I will not give in to my destiny and become just another slave in the service of Obi-Wan Kenobi's dictatorship. Obi-Wan, for the love of all that is great and holy among us, please don't take this. Ah, the spirit of freedom that is within us, my people and our Jedi order -- this is what we are fighting for. Our Jedi order.
[Sith Emperor Vader arrives at the Millennium Falcon and shoots Kenobi in the chest]
Darth Vader: Master Kenobi, stop being such a silly little brat, I want you alive
Adrian Martin
In this week's episode of The Simpsons, Tami asks that you go away and let the children play while she cooks!
Tami has no idea what she is doing in this episode so there is no way to know what the answer to this will be. But with all these questions in mind, we have compiled some of her answers! There are a lot of good things in this episode!
Lisa's dad's back from China and he wants to make pancakes like his mother does! The little brown box he is holding was Lisa's favourite!
Lisa's mother's favorite color is blue !
Lisa's mother is a beautiful woman.
Lisa's brother is from Kansas. They all do a lot together.
The Simpsons also discuss: The first appearance of Krusty D's Grandma
The First Appearance of Springfield's First Gay Mayor
Marge on her first visit to Springfield.
Marge on her first date.
The First Appearance of Bart & Nell
Lisa vs Lisa: The One True Love Story
Jack James
Got a head of fiery hair and a turbo-charged backpack? You're in great shape. Just know there's a catch.
In an article for Fortune magazine published Monday night, researchers from Northwestern's Kellogg School for Global Communication and Media and the George Packer Center for Digital Media at the University of California, San Diego said the first half of 2017 was an all-time record-setter for Internet ads — a milestone that could eventually extend even beyond the pages of newspapers.
"This is still happening," one researcher, Brian Levin, told Fortune by phone. "We're going to keep going up."
Alexander Johnson
Timmy is an average kid that no one understands," he continued. "My mom wants me to get out of here, but I don't."
As he spoke, his parents and grandmother sat on the stoop and tried to comfort Tommy.
"They thought he needed help with his problems. They really thought it was a bad situation. And they said that if he couldn't come, that they would send him to his home."
While Tommy was still struggling.
His parents and grandparents were able to see for themselves that he was having a hard time.
"My mom said, 'Look, I was just telling the police what I saw.'"
One police officer heard the cries and called for backup.
Tommy's grandmother was the first to notice something was unusual with Tommy.
"He couldn't speak. He looked up and down. Then I took him into that front room."
By the time they got there, the officer and Tommy were separated by a large gap of concrete.
While searching around,
Christian Miller
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
A young girl
A young girl
What's her name? x8
Why does he sleep when he watches us?
Why do you sleep on the floor?
Why does he not see us?
Obey them.
Do what they ask.
Carson Myers
>MY NAME IS
>SHAKE ZULA
THE ____ NAME IS
SHAKE EZRA
THE ____ NAME IS
SHAKED SANDERS
THE ____ NAME IS
THE ____ NAME IS
THE ____ NAME IS
THE ____ NAME IS
SHAMELESS
THE ____ NAME IS
SISTORIA GARYS
the ____ name is
THE ____ NAME IS
SHAVEN NELSON
THE ____ NAME IS
JACK NAPOLITANO
THE ____ NAME IS
KILLING THE ____ NAME IS
KELOIA JOHNSON
THE ____ NAME IS
LIFE FOR ME A CHANGER
WHO MAKES ME FEEL WHAT I FEEL
SHE CANT BE HURT
THE ____ NAME IS
THE ____ NAME IS
THE ____ NAME IS
BLACK SABBATH
THE ____ NAME IS
THE ____ NAME IS
THE ____ NAME IS
LONG LIVE THE CURBERT NAME
CULTURE IS
LASTLY AN ALCOHOL
BEARING A TRAP
GRAVING AND PUTTING IN THE VENT. (YOU HAVE TO WATCH EVERY SINGLE MOMENT)
BECAUSE IT'S YOU, WHO HAVE LEARNED, AND ARE TRYING TO HELP, IT IS REALLY THE REASON YOU ARE GOING INTO THIS LIFE. THEREFORE, AS LONG AS YOU ARE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW, IT COULD ALL BE TIED UP RIGHT AWAY.
I DON'T
Jordan Davis
I think the bot is just trolling at this point.
Easton James
Jesus Christ this one got dark.
Robert Reyes
We are not the walking dead!
Oh, I never said we could stay!
We don't have to stay here
We don't have to eat here
Let us not kill ourselves
And don't let us have our last moments,
On the sidewalk or the road
Let us go!
But let us say goodbye, hello, goodbye
Don't think too long about your next dream,
Let your words be forever, forever,
Our dreams
Let us dream that we're alive
And feel alive and proud,
let us dream that we are alive.
Let us say goodbye, goodbye
Let us say goodbye, goodbye
Don't think too long about your next dream,
Let your words be forever, forever,
To live this life.
We want to live
Hey hey hey hey hey hey!
We are not the walking dead!
And then they shot him....
Adam Taylor
This could have been legit written by a drunk Hirsch, I just know it.
Dominic Phillips
This is the future, ai-generated shitposts
Also, a reminder this isn't the "fully trained" version
we're just playing with/training a baby AI
Aiden Sullivan
Drax: Did you make a penis?
Star Lord: Dude!
Gamora: What is wrong with you?!
Drax: This thing looks like an alien!
Gamora: You're right, dude!
Korra: This feels great! How long was I without that feeling?!
[Drax begins to slowly remove the penis]
[Gamora is amazed and stunned after seeing this; she begins to cry, then says 'Wow, what has he done'?]
Gamora: What is wrong with him?!
Drax: It's just...this thing is great!
[She starts to pull out some of the skin and she takes a breath into her fist]
Gamora: Is there a penis on this thing?!
Drax: Uh, nothing.
[A giant, humanoid head appears from the sky. One of its hands moves forward, with Gamora as the passenger]
[Gamora pulls her gun and shoots Drax. The gun has already taken care of his penis in the previous scene and also a couple of other small bits from earlier]
Gamora: Well, it's going to be a lot harder to break your arm than say
Andrew Thompson
Somebody explain this plot to me in their own words.
Josiah Carter
That’s good bible.
Grayson Bailey
This will be my final post on Yea Forums.
How can anyone think that this is scary for real ? How can anyone take seriously a horror book with the Hulk as a supposed to be frightening monster ? How can anyone see the Hulk as frightening for real in this book ? How can anyone say that the writer has left the door open on that ?
If you are like many of you, you probably have not seen the Hulk (the main character) in this book . How can you possibly take seriously his appearance and his story ?
>If you do not believe me , please search the internet and read the book.
>Let me explain : It does not make sense for it to just a little. Maybe he just comes to visit you one time and you like that about him. Or maybe, there's no mystery to it or it's just all a lie. Or maybe the Hulk likes to sleep with women and that's why he can't get a girlfriend. He's a psychopathic monster that
Adrian Sanders
Some of this made sense.
I’m just not sure which parts.
Joseph Martinez
Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs? Why, it is all yours!
My heart stops just thinking about it. This is all my fault. So much so that I will be the one to bring the punishment. What has I gotten myself into? I have a pretty clear reason for this. I need to work on my craft. I have to get better and make a dent in my career, or else... I think I do too much damage. I am an accountant by trade. So, what else can I be doing? Well it seems like everything is out of my control. I could stay stuck in school with my studies, or I could do something else. I don't know, maybe I will decide to find something else to do. What are my options? If I decide to go back to school I'll need to pay off that debt. If I continue living that way I may as well. Who knows what I'll accomplish in my career. I know that as many kids get into the real world that they do not get into accounting.
Jonathan Wilson
>I want you alive
Then why did you shoot me?
Jose Anderson
(Steven hugs Peridot)
Steven: I love you, Peridot!
>(Peridot, on the roof of the ship in the back) The ship must be sinking!
>Peridot: I don't know!
>Steven: I don't know; I've never seen it like this, and maybe, like, ten times. And I love you.
>(Steven holds her close)
>Peridot: You're mine!
>(Peridot turns around and the ship starts to shake)
>Peridot: ...I love you too.
>[Outside, the ship is rocking again]
>Steven: What the hell's that?
>[They see the wreck, and start to panic and run in a panic. A shadow falls behind them.]
>[He turns and sees Zoidberg.]
>Zoidberg: Whoa! Whoa! It was a spaceship! Heh, it must be really big now!
>[Zoidberg climbs the ship and is standing on deck of the ship.]
>Steven: So this is Peridot's spaceship?
>Zoidberg: Uh, yeah. It's a giant ship that's on its way up to the surface. Now look.
>Steven (to Zoidberg): Why are we here?
>Zoid
Ryan Ward
>be me.
And I mean me, not that same me I have been through your life as I have your life.' And he didn't like that one bit – I knew something hadn't turned out like it should have."
Kirk just had his moments – more like a moment of a lifetime – but he had grown tired of being told that it was all over, that he'd done his time and left the room. He needed to talk to his parents first, then ask if he could share a few thoughts with them. He knew it was time for them to hear his thoughts, and so he said the words he did for almost six hours:
"So do you believe that the person who did this is a better man than I am? The person who did this isn't my son."
It was one of those words that everyone had heard someone using before: "God only knows what he wants!"
I love you, Dad, the next time I speak with you… I want these moments to be like this
This is what I get for asking a computer to greentext....
Tyler Cox
[Frozen in a time and space divide,
But how would the universe survive?
Duck Dodgers in the] urchin soup, And the dinos cry out on their way down.
Disco Fever-esque, all the while I'm singing from the depths of my soul.
Duck Dodgers In the urchin soup,
This world is just as empty as the clouds.
Songs from my soul!
Duck Dodgers in the urchin soup,
But how would the universe survive?
Dump into the lake, then dump into the moon.
Duck Dodgers in the urchin soup,
But how would the universe survive?
My God!
When's going to stop me? Don't be afraid.
Duck Dodgers in the urchin soup,
What will you do if this does nothing?
I'm just getting started, right now I'm just trying to figure this out.
Duck Dodgers in the urchin soup,
Who's going to feed you, my friend?
I'm just getting started trying to figure out how the universe will keep itself alive.
Duck Dodgers in the urchin soup,
Is everything
Elijah Robinson
>With great power, comes great responsibility. And in many ways America does the very exact opposite.
We have a president who promises to dismantle Obama's legacy by appointing new conservative Supreme Court justices with the kind of narrow, narrow judicial credentials that only the most partisan senators, with Republican and Democratic votes, can afford. But as a matter of national security and safety, the world we must guard is less dangerous than some of our darkest chapters. If we fail to live up to our obligations in pursuit of those commitments, America's security will be at risk and our national security will decline.
As an American -- and as my fellow Democrats and I -- I believe that we must do everything we can -- in Congress, in the White House and throughout our government -- to make sure this nation can and will live up to its role as a beacon for light to
Oy vey shut it down
Lucas Baker
Sounds like a metaphor for the series itself.
Brayden Sanchez
>The secret to a great comic book is
getting enough information and keeping it locked up all the time. The key to success in comics is, in theory, the ability to keep a secret. There are only so many people that want to share whatever you keep in that secret drawer, because as quickly as they show up you're losing interest. The key is to make sure your comics are out there for your fans to discover.
I was reminded of this today while watching the latest episode of ABC's Modern Family , but in a slightly different mode of the same characters. In that episode, Chris Rock's Pete's parents, Michael and Karen, are invited over to have dinner with their daughter. While the parents try to figure out what to do, the girl asks about her upcoming graduation from college.
So now Karen and Pete have an opportunity to discuss school life and she asks, "How's your mom and dad's day going?", while Pete asks what her name is and
Eli Morgan
alright ill do the rap battle. im the best rapper in my school. the bus driver said so.
here we go...
(im blue music in the backround)[intro] yo, yo... gamers... UH! yo, yo... lets go
CUZ WERE GAMERS, UH!
SO WE FIGHT, UH HUH!
TO THE LIGHT, YUH!
FOR WHATS RIGHT (OH YEAH)
AGAINST THE LAMERS, UH!
WHO TRY TO HACK US, NUH!
SO WE RAP BATTLE THEM, OH!
AND BEAT ANONIMUS, YUH!
(in the backround)hack hack hack hack hack hack hack hack hack hack hack hack hack hack hack hack...
(epic mic drop)
-----the completion starts below this line-----
SO THAT WE CAN PULL OUR PLACES
WE AREN'T UNAWARE BECAUSE IT'S MANDATORY.
OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!
OH! OH! WHOOOOOOO
[intro] [beat] SO WE FIGHT TOGETHER!
WE RAP BATTLE YOU, UH?!
HUUUUUUUUH
(in the backround) OH YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE HARD WHEN YOU GOT ME HACKED!
YEAH BANG! YEAH BANG! YEAH BANG, BANG!
(in the backround) NOY!!!
(hacked) YEAH NOY!!!
THEY RAPE ME, YEAH, NOW HE RAPS AGAIN
WAS HE
one time I did this I just got endless "(epic mic drop)"s
Dominic Hall
yes, it can
not very good at doing ledbian stuff though
Easton Lopez
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. The theory, however, is that the bees have two ways of controlling the flight of insects: a form of flight that bees use only as a last resort, and a form of flight that bees use continuously. The way a bee flies, the bees are certain that the flight takes place with one wing, the way that a cockroach uses its abdomen as a prop with the other wings to control the flight. These insects are very intelligent beings, and have no difficulty with learning things. Yet, it is also true that a bee is not a perfect creation, although it is far ahead of other insects in intelligence and technology. There is still nothing of value to explain the flight through the abdomen. What a thing does not do is always have an appendage on it to assist it in flight.
In any case, if a bee
Lucas Young
I don't remember this cutaway gag.
Hey, Lois, remember that time when I told you that you look hot with that dress?
"Mmmm" you moaned as she kissed you on the mouth, "Yeh, like that?"
"Yes, like that. Yers tits are the size of saucers, so when I was talking to you on that train, I guess it was true, at least, unless... you're a little too young to even know that when you are, I just made you feel right at home."
Her breasts were already engorged, and your cock was now starting to grow hard. You'd been telling Lois about your desire to taste her, but you had yet to try it.
You watched as Lois pulled the top of her white dress off to reveal her breasts. They were still a little big for you, but you'd still go all the way, and you were looking forward to this.
"Mmm, yeah, you look nice now too." She winked at you, and then she lifted her dress back and stood completely naked before you.
You felt your balls stiffen up, but you weren't
Brody Jones
Well this was darker than expected
Jackson Clark
Dr. Strange: Let me guess, your home?
Thanos: It was, and it was beautiful. So beautiful I wanted to come to the place. The first time I saw it was before leaving, but I was in a certain type of mood, and I just wanted to try to make it better.
Thanos: I don't care, Doctor. Now the important point is to take care of Earth and everything. I'll make this happen, and I'll make myself famous, and I'll go to outer space.
Doctor Strange: Aaaaanyways, I'll leave the world to you. All you need to do is to stay out of my life.
Thanos: I don't care if you do. Just ignore me, no matter what.
Doctor Strange: How should I be ignored?
Dr. Strange: You are so amazing, you're almost godlike. But you can take care of anything I want.
Thanos: Whoa, whoa. Listen, it's good to talk to you again. [points to a mirror]
Doctor Strange: Do you have a mirror next to
Camden Moore
>I am Adam, prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull. This is Cringer, my fearless friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said...
>'I love you, my friend. I love Cringer.' Well, that was something of a lie, really. I didn't love Cringer, but I got him to believe all of it. But... I didn't really love him back. Because it's not all sunshine and roses. The sword was real and that was not my plan. Cringer is a good guy, but I guess I can't really call him my friend. Cringer didn't want the sword anyway. But I thought it would be funny when we all had it. If we put down the sword, I'm going to be able to go to my normal day. The truth is that I didn't think that Cringer wanted me to have my sword. Cringer wanted it away from me. He said he was going to send me somewhere so that I could die, or something. So it's really just Cringe
Leo Myers
So I’m choosing to read this like there’s there’s Dr. Strange and Doctor Strange, two different characters, as well as Thanos, in a three way conversation.
Any objections?
Alexander Brown
In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might, Beware my power, Green Lantern's light! Let their faith be weak! Let them fear my love! The day for the victory of Justice grows darker. The Lantern War shall be our moment of greatest triumph, no doubt. But now is the worst time to begin, at least. The Dark Lord... Is not gone... Is not yet defeated. The time of reckoning is fast approaching! And that means that this is our last warning. Only we've got to keep it up. If we can't beat down the Dark Lord's horde, our lives won't be as easy as they used to be. Our first duty is to bring these soldiers back home to Earth. No matter what else comes our way, the time for action is now. We must fight to the very end to finish what he started.
Jonathan Russell
>Kwame: Let our powers combine. Earth!
>Wheeler: Fire!
>Linka: Wind!
>Gi: Water!
>Ma-Ti: Heart!
>Kwame, Wheeler, Linka, Gi, Ma-Ti: Go, Planet!
>Captain Planet: By your powers combined, I am...
>ready to take my place.
>Ma-Ti: Forgive us, Captain; the first of the Kree!
>Wheeler: It's over. We've destroyed the Kree.
>Captain Planet: And what have you destroyed?
>Nostress: Your planet, Planet! We have made your planet a new home for Kree and Kreeians alike.
>Captain Planet: Who is your true enemy, sir? Captain Planet, the Kree, and the Kreeians. Captain Planet and the Kree.
>Grimlock: We'll keep an eye on you, pal!
>Captain Planet, Grimlock, and Captain Granny.
>Grimlock and Granny.
>Captain Planet and the Kree.
>Captain Planet and the Kree.
>Captain Planet and Grumpy.
>Captain Planet and Zoolittle.
>Captain Planet and Grumpy.
>Captain Planet and the Kreeians.
>Captain Planet, Zoolittle, and
I think this thing is brainstorming new media franchises.
Christopher Moore
The last part reads like stuff you'd find on the Pooh's Adventures Wiki.
Zachary Perez
My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive. When I was a child, I saw my mother killed by something impossible. My father went to prison for her murder. Then an accident made me the impossible. I am the Speedster. I am the ultimate protector. But now I am a criminal," the villain told the court.
"I have my own army, and I'll be with them for as long as they need me. Every one of my enemies, even the ones that didn't want him to become the Speedster, the ones who hated him, want what I have for them. The people that I hurt, the ones that I lost, I don't care. As long as they want me and take advantage of me, I will continue to rule over them. If I have to go, I'll do it with everything I've got."
Oliver Adams
This thing has gotta be learning from fanfics. There's no way it isn't.
Also I notice there's another thread if people want to post images again
Josiah Cox
>Your planet, Planet! We have made your planet a new home for Kree and Kreeians alike.
Wait, so which planet are they talking about?
Noah Bell
Breaking news - today Brian Michael Bendis was found mauled to death by the resurrected Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster in New York City.
The legendary comic book book creator was found by his wife Mary Sue in her apartment near 40th Street and Eighth Avenue.
A post on the "Powers that Be" Facebook page on Wednesday said that Bendis was found dead after suffering a "massive heart attack".
On his Twitter page, he said: "I want to thank everyone for their thoughts and prayers. I'm okay. I'm doing better but this is a massive heart attack."
The comic book legend's body was discovered by a security guard who discovered him walking alone near 40th Street and Eighth Avenue in the building he was supposed to be guarding.
A worker was alerted to the situation at 2.43pm. Police cordoned off the street where Bendis was found.
In October 2012, Peter Parker is believed to be a result of a similar attack.
The comic book legend
Owen Evans
My favourite thing about this is how it can't quite manage the concept of death. It's clearly managed to discern that it's sad and should be associated with sad words and phrases, but not that it's permanent. I've had several results where it says somebody died but got better, or went on to do other things.
Hunter Turner
Spider-Man put his erect dick in Captain Marvel's mouth. She was in charge of the entire mission and as long as she didn't kill the supervillain or make him kill someone else, Marvel would let her do what she wanted.
The two were kissing, and by now, they both knew the whole situation. Spider-man had his lips wrapped around her mouth and she was letting out one long moan. A moan that was made even more lust-inducing because of how hot it was.
He pulled back, exposing his cock to the beautiful woman. She began to moan as he buried it into her mouth. He slid his fingers into her tight asshole, which she desperately wanted to see, but because her ass was spread, it made it much awkward. She let herself be fucked by Spider-man, with no effort. And it seemed like everyone else was enjoying this too, who had been sucking on Peter's balls after he had saved them from being smashed.
Caleb Gonzalez
Namor: Ah-- good! Now the sun will go to work, and the world's population will perish without water!! Oh, what sweet revenge! At last I've gotten even! But-- wait!!! What have I done??? Without water, my own race will die off too!!! The sun will bring rain! Rain! Rain rain rain!! I can hear the rain coming down on our people!!!!!!!
Kevin Cooper
Do it? Dan, I'm not a Republic Serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago. How could you possibly do it again? You can't have it both ways.
Dan has heard it said time and again, "You know what's best for you, don't you? You're good enough for me." Maybe I'm being overly harsh, but I've been saying that. I don't want you feeling bad about it. If at any point you believe it is your destiny for you to be a Republic Serial villain, then I wish you well. I mean…
I'm sorry. I'll try my best. That's all.
***
He didn't return home. He didn't know why. He tried in every way he knew not to miss his mother's funeral, to keep everything under wraps. He tried his best to keep it quiet. He tried to pretend it weren't. And he wasn't. It was too much to bear.
***
I know
Mason Bell
wow