Why didn't thanos make an infinity shoe instead of an infinity gauntlet? it's way harder to take someone's shoes

why didn't thanos make an infinity shoe instead of an infinity gauntlet? it's way harder to take someone's shoes.

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How do you snap a toe?

>it's way harder to take someone's shoes

War Machine would have them on eBay in like five minutes.

Imagine the smell.

Why not make two shoes so you can use the ability of all the stones without overtaxing yourself? Plus you could click your heels together instead of trying to figure out how to snap with your toes

Only because he can't use them himself

obviously he has to do it wizard of Oz style

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Because it would have been silly. A gauntlet is cooler.

How about an infinity cock ring?

leave thanos to me

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Two words: Tap dancing

Then wouldn't he have to have two slick kicks with 3 stones a piece?

why doesn't your grandmother have wheels then she'd be a bicycle

>Looks like the only way to get it off is to get HIM off

>Directed by Quinten Tarantino

No user, because then it would've been the Infinity Sandals and a girl would have to use them.

>We could have had Thanos tap dancing half the life in the universe into non existence.

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>avengers endgame could have been a big dance off with Tony showing his moves

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Why did it need o be snapped anyways? It's an all powerful gauntlet, why couldn't Thanos just think instead of snapping?

mental channeling

Speaking of shoes which girl in the MCU has the prettiest feet. (No, not Brie Larson)

Theatrics.

>Brie Larson
Only point-beggars and virtue signallers think that.

As far as MCU is concerned, the answer is Scarlet Witch.

>Gamora's delicious green feet

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>mfw imagining the battle on titan except with thanos tap and river dancing

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He needs some kind of trigger to activate the gauntlet. Otherwise, everything he thought about something the gauntlet would make it happen

>He needs some kind of trigger to activate the gauntlet.
Literally anything can be a trigger user

>Faps life into dust.
Nice

>all these people who can't snap their toes
Actually not that hard.

They literally nerfed the gauntlet so you needed to make a fist-snap to activate it.
I guess a bunch of scenes wouldn't work if the gauntlet work like in the comics

>endgame truly ends in a dance off bro

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WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE

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>all the other kids

only one could defeat him then

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Why didn't Thanos just put all five stones up his ass? That way he could fart instead of snap. Also only Ant-Man would be able to retrieve the stones.

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Instead of snapping he does a stomp.

Have manlets gone too far?