RAPE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO WANT TO RAPE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD RAPE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE RAPE I FEEL FOR JOKER AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. RAPE. RAPE.
RAPE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO WANT TO RAPE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387...
Jordan Murphy
Isaiah Thomas
based
Cameron Sullivan
>MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX
You missed a golden opportunity to change that to
>MILLIONS OF WRIGGLING SPERM CELLS IN MY TWO TESTES THAT FILL MY SCROTUM
Jason Sanchez
>THE RAPE I FEEL FOR JOKER AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU.
Thanks for feeling it for me but I don't think the sentiment translates.
Tyler Williams
Gordon said it with the hot stinging of speeding semen slamming against my eyeball. Gordon said it with the feeling of a rose stem eviscerating my urethra as it slid in ever deeper. Gordon said it with the screeching, the wailing, and the begging for mercy of a child being violated in front of me. Gordon said it with the taste of red-yellow herpes-discharge. Gordon raped me in every way someone had ever been raped, and devised new ways, at his leisure, right there inside my mind.
Kevin Carter
My man
Henry Rogers
I know Harlan Ellison would disapprove, possibly get morally outraged, but that only makes it more fun.
John Ross
Rape? Me? Ahahaha! Sorry Jimbo, but it looks like the joke's on you! Whether it's you, Batman, the boy blunder, Killer Croc or Harley with a broomstick handle, my asshole's like any fine fast-food establishment - it's open for business 24/7, baby! And now here, broadcasting to all stations across the US of A, I'm saying it loud and clear - anyone and everyone has my consent to put whatever they like in my pale posterior! And it doesn't stop there, boys and girls - after all, telling jokes isn't all this mouth is good for! Whenever, wherever, and any which way you want to do it - the Joker's game!
So I'm very sorry, Commissioner, but you won't be raping me this or any other day! But if you're still looking to dip your stick into the Clown Prince of Crime, then by all means, go for it! After all... You have my consent!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Colton Hughes
>possibly get morally outraged
I doubt it would be a moral basis of outrage.
Carson Robinson
But Joker you didnt give concent to have your dick fucked
Liam Morris
...
Eli Richardson
Ok Joker if you insist.
Alexander Powell
This. If anything he'd be pissed he wasnt making money of of it somehow
Jayden Cruz
Jim we talked about this.
Take your meds and get back to work.
Evan Green
Would he actually want to make money off of prose that featured the line “Red-yellow herpes-discharge”
Michael Cruz
So do we fuck him to death or what
Joshua Brown
>>>/420chan/
Gavin Jackson
Batman, I'm sorry it had to come to this, but... but if you won't rape the Joker, then I'll have to rape your little side-piece Batgirl so hard she hates men and cuts you off. Maybe the blue balls will make you finally do it!
Nicholas Foster
Such bigotry and insolence confound the both of you. Have it not on yourselves that the two of you constantly belabor and bicker about such vaunted ideas that even a child would have fun with?
Heck, Comissioner, you seem to be the most unorthodox lately. Might I remind you that Joker crippled your daughter? Oh, too soon!?
And Joker, of all people, I will find a concoction that will surely expunge all of your precognitive functions where you will surely find it in your own words as "fornicate." (if you can surely comprehend that)
And once done, Gotham, one day, will know true fear! Well...once I get my throat checked, of course...
Jason Martinez
>Back on Yea Forums after months
>instantly find Gordon Thread
I fell like I have never left. I love you guys.
Jason Cooper
Well, surely this makes up for some unorthodox afternoon entertainment, right Teekl? A bunch of grown ups bickering and arguing on who gets raped and slept with and such.
Such a shame, really, that this is what the adult world's cracked up to be. Too bad that there are so few cases in which the Dork Knight would come up with creative ideas on how to solve crime.
Julian Parker
Ey, yo, I got a rock. Anybody need it?
For...uh...a chastity belt to break through?
Austin Young
Would that really be your style?
Would you really go this far just to make me fuck the joker?
And even if you raped catwoman or robin I would not even think about touching him.
John Collins
Kek
Christian Perez
Gentlemen, the truth is we all have tried to rape the batman in one nefarious way or another, but what is the one thing that stops us?
The fact one batman simply outweighs one of us. Together however i think we can tip the scales!
Whos in Gents?
Daniel Morris
This is why I left you, Mista J.
Daniel Gonzalez
>Outweights
Penguin is the fattest of them.
Scarecrow the thinnest if I remember correctly
Carson Richardson
When half of us want him by the throat.
And the other half want him for his rear.
I'm not in unless we all come to a stalemate, and I know just the way.
But I won't call what'll heads and tails be unless we can manage a few more rogues like us such as Red to begin with.
Andrew Hernandez
What about Bane and Croc?
Logan Perry
...I... I... Great Scott you cold-blooded bat-eared prude! Damn you Batman! I'll prove to you I'd go to any lengths to end the Joker!
Cameron Phillips
I already told 'ya that I had a rock to break a chastity belt.
But I don't know. I think I hear Bane's car pulling in.
James Hernandez
The only thing you'll hear is the snapping of your own back like a twig once I'm done with you, cocodrilo.
Nobody rapes the Batman or the Joker but me!
Angel Ortiz
My god next time have the decency to not ejaculate so fast.
Even the Joker was better at it.
Sebastian Butler
You boys and your fascination with hurting each other just for a couple of rounds at the bar. This was not the way mother nature intended it.
Grab your things, Harley. We're moving to Florida.
Andrew Gomez
Florida is the capital of rape you dumb ass whore.
Jordan Gomez
>Been binging on BTAS recently
>Hearing their voices in my head crystal clear as I read these posts
Good shit.
Josiah Reed
Just make sure you take a morning after pill, Batgirl. Then again, if I'm going to deprive Batman of sex, maybe that nice little ass being flabby from getting knocked up might do the trick. And don't call me daddy next time. My daughter is about your age and it makes me feel old.
Mason Young
I'll be in the left wing of the Gotham City museum's feline anatomy exhibit at 1.00, so you better stay out. If you show up I'll definitely rape you, so...y'know...don't show up.
Levi Myers
Asher Bennett
Hey jim have you seen what batman and catwoman are doing at the museum?
I mean damn thats some shit you dont see in a vietnamese porno.
Anyway I bet the Joker would cryhimself to sleep if he knew.
Hunter Roberts
Ladies and gents there's enough of the Batman's Delicious rump to go around!
I implore you to listen to me so I can tell you about my perfect plan to rape the batman!
Nolan Ortiz
I don't want to do things YOUR WAY, I want to do things MY WAY! And I say that we have a verdict on what to decide!
Either way, only one person gets to walk in this room out with Batman and Jim on their conscience and it's sure as hell gonna be me!
Aiden Nelson
Sorry Bullock, I got distracted there for a moment. I could swear I've seen that birthmark on Batgirls thigh before... Anyway, good thought, but any idea of how we could lure him out there?
Bentley White
I sure AM glad I saw this post today.
Lincoln Rivera
Lincoln Anderson
>Everybody wants a piece of Batman's ass
I sleep
>Everyone wants the Batman for theirs and theirs only.
Real shit.
Gentlemen, I implore you that you all stop this meddling around and-
Carter Morris
STOP. All of you! I have evidence that testifies against Gordon and Barbara and, according to my research, they not might be what they think they are.
In fact, I don't think that they're even...
Brayden Walker
Too late he's already gone.
Had emptied his balls into the catslut and disappeared like always.
Anyway we thought we could maybe talk about your rape obsession a bit...are you sure you dont just have a clown fetish?
Juan Clark
No, of course not, why would I fuck Batgirl if all I wanted was to see Batman fuck the Joker in some sort of self-insert fantasy? It's not like I *knew* Batgirl had been with him before and it was almost like we were touching souls or anything. I don't know what you are implying Bullock.
Eli Foster
Also, Montoya's with me, Bullock. Not sexually, but more of a partnership between you and Gordon.
I suspect that that will be all for today, but nonetheless, there's one thing I have to give you regarding yourself and the Comissioner's case.
(*Gives Harvey a paper slip showing the "secret relationship" between Bullock and Gordon)
Brody Gutierrez
Looks like the gig is up, Gordon! But you know what they say...three is a crowd...
Wait till they get a load of me...
Ethan Brown
Jim please you are a good man and a good cop, I dont want you to end up as a madman running around the streets raping everyone close to batman just to get him to fuck the joker.
It's not ever gonna happen.
And even if, the joker will most likely consent.
You have serious sexual problem.
Oliver Evans
That's it, i've had it!
Commissioner, you are going to watch me fuck that pasty white fool and if you don't i'll shoot that batwhore of yours!
When i'm done you'll wish batman was the one raping him!
Robert Thompson
Enough of this insanity already. You wish to sexually force yourself into every Joker that ever was? Then, I've got what you need.
The Anti-Consent Equation, a mathematic formula so vile it is capable of raping every sentient race it comes across. How you use it, it bothers me not.
Of course, it comes with a price.
And that will be the price of your dubs.
Carson Martinez
Damn I forgot pic
Leo Flores
jesus Mr. Lodge, Archie knocking up your daughter's really unhinged you
Lucas King
You fool! Asking for dubs will get mods to zap this thread! That put that thing away, or we all die!
Daniel Lewis
Justin Peterson
>This fucking thread
Thomas Morgan
Oliver Rogers
>Quoting I have no mouth, and i must scream
Absolutely based OP
Aaron Roberts
Have any of you fine ladies and Gentleman seen Alice???
Brandon Moore
Too bad, Oswald. It looks like you missed.
Now, allow me.
Alexander Nelson
No but seriously why hasnt batman sexually molested him yet or even better crippled him?
I mean Batman is bother taller and heavier than him.
Christopher Jackson
You fool, Doom needs no trifling equation to rape the sentient beings of the universe. Doom rapes as he pleases, consent or no.
Blake Kelly
BATMAN HELP!!!
This ruffian is RAPING ME, BATMAN PLEASE!
Dominic Hill
Forgot pic
Carson Torres
You reap what you sow
Caleb Wilson
Gordon posting somehow stays fresh year after year
Dominic Watson
You might not be Felicia but I will catch you in my spectacular web.
Back off Doc or I'm telling Luke Cage about his money and where exactly you keep your wallet! And you know how well that hotrod penetrates all kinds of steel walls. And if my escapes with Sue aren't good today, I'm sending the Fantastic Four to rape you...without Reed.
Charles Jones
SPIDERMAN HELP!
THE CLOWNS RAPING ME, HELP ME SPIDERBOY!
Evan Morales
No can do, amigo. Besides, it's time to pay up.
You've got a lot to answer for when entering DC territory for the both of you.
But nonetheless, you will all be judged by the end, which brings us to one more question (no pun intended):
Question, how did you know about the affair between Bullock and Gordon. And Strange, what happened to him?
Michael Roberts
I learned about it when trailing Waller's activities. As you can see here, it's destined at this point in time that Joker will become the mayor of Gotham...once he manages to stop shooting the Penguin to death.
But what also perplexes me is who gave Gordon those crazy pills and why that the Gordon family isn't so much of a family to begin with?
Hudson Garcia
It doesn't matter which is the case being, as my entry into the building had already frozen Strange's body, so it's unfortunate for him and that we may not already now what is the case being for Gordon and Batgirl or Barbara, but it can help us deduce the identity of Batman... through her (though not in that sexual sort of juxtaposition). And we may reach to our own conclusion on how to handle the Batman on our own terms.
Connor Morgan
Then ask me this, good fellow:
Why is it that this unorthodox turn of events have lead us all here to only be revealed to the Commissioner's mad ramblings. I've heard better ideas come out of the Joker's sick, demented brain, and what that blumbering fool of prison guard did to not only me, but to US.
Face it, Batman or Gordon are not just the problem here, but in fact, something much, much larger! And I suspect that Lock-Up may be getting something from someone and they we may have a rat among us.
Penguin squealed because he was too hesitant to kill. Considering the Iceberg lounge that he run, what's that got to lead us?
Christian Rogers
Look he..he forced me to do it.
The Comish has been quite strange lately, talking something about a council or something.
He once even showed up at my apartment and threatened to rape me with a bottle of whiskey.
Joseph Parker
No where but your own asses if you don't shut the f*ck up! It don't matter if it's your ass, Joker's ass, Gordon's ass, or Batman's ass.
Either way, your asses are all MINE!
Austin Flores
I RAPE THEREFORE I AM!!
Christopher Kelly
You know, this is why I never go to Gotham.
Austin Miller
And that's where you're all going to be in: A council of mooks thrown in Arkham Asylum.
Penguin was our main man for the job. As was hugo. But you nitwits took them down like the dogs you are.
As for you Gordon, we have a special cell for you for some...solitary confinement.
Take 'em away, boys. Joker, Batman, hell, the whole stinking lot.
Harley...Harley!!! HARLEY!!! Damn it, it looks like she left...and the detonators off, too.
Anyways, Eiling and Boomerang, call your men up and assess the situation. I'm placing you ALL UNDER ARREST.
Lincoln Gomez
You're missing out cus. Er, Batgirl, whats that leaking onto my back? Do you have mayo in your utility belt?
Levi Harris
She's right here amanda.
I just gave her a bit of the batdick you can have her now.
Connor Phillips
SUPERMAN
IT IS I
KRYPTOFUCK
THE MAN WITH THE KRYPTONITE DICK
METROPOLIS SHALL COWER IN FEAR
Aaron Jenkins
Waller, this was not what i agreed to!
I've been humiliated ,raped, shot at and it's not even midnight! You thought you could blackmail me by destroying my club with 20 years but i don't care what happens anymore!
Jim Gordon and Waller are conspiring something big! A council of fellow birds, or owls are involved.
Do your worst you fowl woman, i'll see you in the fiery pits!
Dylan Collins
Great Scott! Run Kara!
Anthony Cooper
DAMN IT, I HATE GOTHAM, RAPISTS EVERYWHERE
Daniel Jenkins
Oliver Walker
>the taste of red-yellow herpes-discharge
Liam Torres
Nothin' personal, big bird. Just strictly business.
Bang.
(*Shoots Penguin in the head)
Brandon Price
Could someone explain to me this Gordon rapes Joker thing? It seems to elude my consciousness.
Levi Sanders
Hello DC comrades!
Do you have any fine women to rape???
Nolan Powell
NOT WHILE I'M STILL STANDING. WHY DO YOU THINK I'M CALLED LOCK-UP?
Wyatt White
Why would you want women if you can have men faggot?
Jaxon Foster
Fancy seeing you here, Chameleon.
Ayden Parker
You kids these days...
Owen Sanchez
Were any of you saying something?
Isaiah Russell
All of you SHUT UP AND STAY OUT OF THIS. Especially you Bolton. We don't want anymore trouble as was the Penguin's case.
Now all of you comply or you'll be forced to be put out of commission.
We'll take Harley, Batman, but that's not all we'll take...
Joshua Sanders
You can't escape my crystalline cock Superman! Prepare for my powerful posterior penetration!
Ian Foster
BREAKING NEWS!
Jack Ryder here in Gotham city where crime is even more rampant than usual! Gotham city is on full lockdown as rapists from alternate universes close in!
Superman has been sighted on the scene of the crime as well as Supergirl and Batgirl.
UPDATE Full lock down for Gotham city as the government closes in. As most of the crimes are sexual in nature, feel free to lock your doors!
Where is Batman and how could he and the police force let this happen?
Oliver Kelly
MS. BRANT, GET IN HERE! LOOK WHO HAPPENS TO BE ON TV IN GOTHAM!
Adrian Perez
HULK NO LIKE TV-MAN! HULK NO LIKE BUTT-RAPING! HULK ANGRY! HULK SMASH!
(*Charges head first onto crowd and police)
Aaron Harris
Why did I even come into work today?
Wyatt Peterson
Looks like someone is in dire need for fisting session.
Gabriel Perez
Gordon, i give you 37 counts of rape!
Elijah Murphy
(*Observing from above with the Spectre and the Phantom Stranger)
This was all a twist of fate. They are all doomed to die by Gordon's rage...or rape.
But his power...it's unlike that of the Spectre out of control. No...he may even break the fabric of the universe.
Isaiah Sanders
Call Superman.
Michael Morales
Open wide.
Ryan Gray
EVERYONE GET THE FUCK DOWN, NOW! HE'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE!
Elijah Perry
No no, we will not stop the rape, for it cannot be stopped. Why, rape is at the very root of the psyche of anyone who has lived in Gotham; were we to try and stop it here, it would simply spread further.
I have another plan. We will not stop it. We will contain it. A wall will be built around Gotham, and guards will be posted to keep anyone from going in or out.
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you my plan for our salvation: Rape City.
Matthew Sanchez
How did they get away with this
Jason Bailey
FREEZE, GORDON!
(*Freezes Gordon before he explodes like Major Force (Captain Atom absorbed his energy so he'll probably have to be called in))
Wow, just saying that makes it feel weird for some reason.
Ryder Cox
HOW'S THIS FOR A ROCK, GORDON!?
Hunter Sanchez
You fools..
Jonathan Gray
Any back up news mr ryder?
Anthony Bailey
I asked a neural network why the fuck the Batman is taking this long to rape the joker, here's what they had to say.
Lucas Davis
Hah. So he does have it.
Henry Anderson
NONE SO FAR!!!
Daniel Evans
Where did he get that?
Michael Peterson
(*Shoots Gordon behind the back with a poisoning bullet)
What the hell are you idiots standing here for? Do something!!!
Hudson Price
¡Detrás de tí, imbécil!
Isaiah Parker
NOT SO FAST!
Joshua Phillips
Thank you for asking loyal viewer
BREAKING NEWS
Jim Gordon, Local Commissioner has acquired a mysterious golden gauntlet with 6 unusual stones in retaliation for Hugo Stranges announcement for a rape city!
More and more villains continue to roam the streets as they begun to flood the streets in a never ending spree of rapes and brutalities.
UPDATE
BATMAN HAS ATTACKED JIM GORDON IN A ACT OF VIGILANTISM. Batman is now a wanted man in Rape city!
Who will save us?
Caleb Lewis
No, el super beasto! no!
Gavin Wright
Is this a rapefic?
Sauce pls?
Gavin Roberts
*looks down*
You're a big guy
Daniel Nelson
The rape meme is honestly not all that funny.
It's just another example of memes constantly changing until you're too far gone for new viewers and the ones who do know it are tired of it. It's a vicious transition.
Noah Butler
You made a mistake showing your face again. It's time I remind you why my nickname is "Schutzstaffel Slammed by Super Soviet Schlong" Stalin.
Christopher Bailey
this is quite the first impression for me
Samuel Garcia
Bentley Johnson
Ahh my old fiend.
I had plenty of time to think when I was dancing with the angels in heaven..I came to the conclussion that america must be raped for what it had done to both of us.
What do you say?
Ready for one more ride to anal town?
Henry Bennett
What even is this thread?
Caleb Lopez
Perfection
Camden Taylor
Jack!
Lois lane here from the daily planet.
Apparently superman has been violated by a krytonite monster and Hitler is ploting against the USA with his new ally.
We are indeed in need of a miracle!
Christopher Lee
Did somebody say Miracle?
Ryder Long
I'll stop you to save all the realms from you Gordon! Your evil and lust know no bounds
James Morales
Nyet. I've made more powerful allies than your limp Luger can ever hope to compete with while I roamed the underworld. I've made a pact far more profound than Molotov-Ribbentrop with the ruler there. So yes, America shall be raped. And so shall you.
Zhukov! Open the portal!
David Cruz
I'm going to run to Burger King do you guys want anything ?
Alexander Morgan
It saddens me, Kal-El, to see you side with one of history's greatest enemies.
Why align yourself with the same man you fought under the guise of Vandal Savage.
And Lex, I see that you have the Anti-Life Equation.
Give it to me.
Jacob Sullivan
Forgot the image.
And Raiden, why are you here of all places? Didn't Shao Kahn already kill your pet friends in Armageddon?
Lincoln Bailey
when the fuck did posting on Yea Forums become fun ?
Gabriel Gray
Yeah, how about a burger deluxe...
IN A FLASH?
Lucas Nguyen
Should've ordered from Wendy's
James Roberts
Have it your way.
My puppet trump has fucked america more than you could do anyway.
Angel Miller
Can I get like 2 whoppers dude!
Thx bro. The batbank got it right?
Nathaniel Martin
No honestly anybody got a sauce for that one?
Christopher Peterson
The timelines are shifting. The past, present and future are colliding with each other as Gordon's Infinity Gauntlet is damaging the fabric of creation. I was sent here to gather allies against Shinnok's latest scheme. I'm surprised he hasn't allied with you Darkseid.
Gabriel Collins
BREAKING NEWS!
I'm currently hiding in the gotham city mall. I try to keep calm live on the air but FUCK IT.
A guy claiming to be a god is out there shooting thunder bolts, Hitler and Stalin are back and at war. Flash was here before he went to get a burger king and World wide terror Darkseid is here terrorising the few non rapists.
The sky's turned fucking red, Jim still has the 'Gauntlet' as i'm told and batman is AWOL somewhere he in rape city.
HELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELP
Nathaniel Wilson
Looks like the only way to stop this madness is to rape the joker afterall..
Ian Ramirez
Give me that!
(*Takes microphone and camera away from Jack Ryder)
This is April O'Neil reporting. Currently, I don't know where I am, but this place looks dingy. I'm gaining a sense just by looking at the crowd and it seems that between a bunch of giant angry looking dudes, Batman of all people is raping the Joker or something. Why?
Jack, give me your keys. It looks like you're too much of a wimp to even go out and show people the real news! But I guess you can't expect a woman to do a man's job...
Alexander Fisher
Look at all these bruisers. It's time for a recruitment drive. The Black Dragon is just not gonna rule the black markets by the time I get the creme de la crop. Harkness? That you Digga?
Dominic Edwards
Nah the skies always red from pollution
Gotham's the China of city polution
Austin Nguyen
(*Speaking from the Microphone):
ATTENTION, GOTHAM: SCARECROW HERE. TIME HAS BEEN LONG OVERDUE FOR GOTHAM, OR SHOULD I DARESAY, RAPE CITY, TO EMBRACE IT'S TRUE CHAOS.
NOW, GOTHAM AND RAPE CITY ALIKE WILL KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF FEAR
(*Drops fear vial from railing, encasing the vicinity and its inhabitants in true fear, but not for long)
WHAT'S THAT?
(*Darkseid shoots his Omega Beams from his eyes towards the blimp, causing it to crash down)
NO! NO! NO!!! FUCK!
Caleb Flores
EVERYONE GET INSIDE NOW! WE'RE GOING UNDERGROUND!
(*Amanda and company head down into the sewers to escape Scarecrow's fear gas).
Henry Parker
No time
(Runs at Mach 100 speed to catch everybody out of the zone before Scarecrow's fear gas catches them)
Quicksilver: Not if I can help it
(*Catches everybody as well, including Joker, Gordon, and Batman)
youtube.com
(*but a portal from Thanos' way opens up for some reason)
Jace Flores
Breaking news or whatever!
Day 1 in Rape City and these skies are BEAUTIFUL! I've gotten a new look my fellow viewers.
The world is ending and i don't care anymore! I found this lovely lady who keeps going on about a MR J and she doesn't seem to be screaming like everyone else. I like that!
So now viewers, we are going to film the first live porno on national television! Hope you enjoy
Ian Morales
(*Meanwhile, in a Metropolis apartment)
Hmm...Did I hear something?
Scott, I'm so glad to see you in the nick of time. Come. Sit down. We have much to discuss
David Harris
What. The. Fuck?
PARKER! PARKER! Where is that blumbering fool
(*Walks outside his office)
MS. BRANT! ROBBIE! GET IN HERE!
Nolan James
Kevin Gutierrez
Keep fucking space faster !
I can already hear the Overgordon!
Connor Nelson
In these dark times, there's only one hero that can save Rape City.
It's prime-time dangalang time, baby.
John Turner
one day, one of you guys will make an official comic of the brutal raping of the Joker by Gordon.
Logan Cook
GET OUT OF HERE! I'M GOING TO BLOW MY LOAD ALL OVER THIS FEAR GAS, GEEZ.
Dylan Cox
Surprised that this hasn't happened yet.
Whats the closest thing we got to Joker abuse treatment?
Noah Kelly
Kuwabara: What even is this place, Kurama!? It looks nothin' like Demon World...
Hiei: Well, it might be another trick sought out by Sensui, so we'll have to make do with what we can to get out of here.
Kurama: Both of you wait. Let me see if I can get ourselves out of this
Xavier Martinez
Rape sounds a little intense, can I start off with some classic wife beatin first?
Adrian Jones
>Crisis of Infinite Rapes
Chase Carter
NO WEEBS ALLOWED
(*Thanos erases any at all present anime characters into the mix and redoes the scene Monty Python style)
Jaxon Cruz
source?
Isaac Ward
The fear gas is gonna pass right back into your ass, Alberto. Twink name for some tough talk, let's go baby, you gonna take this DICK.
Charles Butler
Members of GOTHAM city!
This is batman! I've found a way to stop this but it's not pretty.
Jim Gordon is the one orchestrating the rapes by merging and manipulating realities on a cosmic scale with the 'infinity fist'. If we rape him, the rapes, as well as rape city will be undone.
Who will rape Commissioner Jim Gordon to save this and all realities?
Colton Kelly
The character well all loved and laughed along with her stupid antics will be the one who bridges the gap of spousal abuse. Go get em Harley
Jacob Rogers
Nah, fuhgetaboutit. Besides, I'm not gay. Go mess with Goku or something, I don't care.
Hunter Mitchell
>Asks someone to rape Joker for him
>Already reported to have raped Joker beforehand
Blimy crook you are, ain't ya?
Lucas Reyes
I think its up too you Batman, aren't you suppose to be what the people need, and sometimes its the bad guy. I suggest you use the Bat-condom
Leo Anderson
I forget, have we had a Gordon saga that parodied Green Eggs and Ham? I feel like we had a nod to the famous "Would not, can not" line, but it's been a while since I checked in these threads.
Gavin Thomas
This is the moment I've been training my whole life for. Leave to me Bats.
Parker Sanchez
*HUFF *PUFF* DID YOU KNOW DESPITE *PUFF PUFF* BEING ONLY 1% OF THE POPULATION, THE GCPD *HUFF HUFF* IS ACCOUNTABLE FOR OVER 85% OF ALL THE RAPES IN GOTHAM!!!!
James Rogers
Adrian Moore
I guess you could say we're all being raped by a society.
David Evans
That..that was consensual and he never called me back either.
Tyler Rogers
Well it's time you gave back!
Noah Thomas
GET OVER HERE!
Jayden Cook
Yes you definitely need to pay him back for what he has done to you, the fate of the universe depends on it.
For once you should listen to a jew.
Lincoln Roberts
Darkseid: So now, you understand the truth about Barda; about why she left as soon as you came (no pun intended)
Mr. Miracle: You...you bastard! How many lives have you taken!?
Darkseid: (*smirks) Enough...
Luke Wood
Yet, you do realize that many of the Big-2's Superheroes are all of Jewish origin, right?
Superman? Gladiator.
Batman? The Shadow.
Me? Well, my father's kemetic. But don't FUCKING think for once that you can walk over us like we're rattled bones and powder.
Mason Cooper
This is why I left, Ivan. Too many of us gooks would only spoil the fun. But then again, I'm Italian so who the fuck knows.
Zachary Howard
I'm taking this bank vault with me.
Anthony Evans
In times like this origins does not matter.
All what matters is that the Joker gets raped.
And we shall never tire and never slacken in this conquest.
He shall be put in the endless voids of our nazi masturbation machines and be punished by ilse koch personally.
Eli Watson
There's two of me? I don't even know whats going on anymore...
Someone rape Jim and the Joker so we can be done with it. I never thought i'd live to see Gotham turned into rape city and swarming with villains like this...
I'm going to the batcave to fuck alfred, wake me up when this nightmare ends...
Adam Nguyen
Except for the part where Napoleon didn't tell you to pack some fucking winter clothes and you dropped out of art school because everyone hated your paintings. Don't think that the Joker can be raped by you if you can't even get past Stalin without killing yourself.
Here's an invisible gun. Maybe you can use that to shoot down the rest of these criminals, particularly Waller.
Brody Wood
I am taking you back to the best age of Ghost Rider
Leo Taylor
Man, this stuff’s embarrassing. You guys are gonna make all this commotion about rape? Come on.
Charles Sanchez
It's all about alfred or the joker but you never ask if I want to get fucked up the ass.
Fuck you batman.
Jace Morales
Try shooting an inferior race, you goofball. I bet you can't even aim unless it's up close and personal
Samuel Morales
>All what matters is that the Joker gets raped
pls mr j let it be me
Jason Roberts
You dont understand it.
Batman has to rape the joker and ONLY he can put an end to this.
I only have one testicle and you have a burnt cock so we both couldnt do the job properly.
Alexander Walker
All's fun and games but now...
Now is the winter of our discontent
(*Turns Gotham along with Icicle and Sub-Zero into a freezing winter wasteland with his remote-controlled weather ray ).
Eli Rivera
Waller did you loose weight?
Thats rather unpleasant.
Kevin Martin
But unlike you, I managed to have kids before I was burned.
Why talk about rape when you can't even have the balls, or for this sake, the ball to do it for the Joker (except now that he's under lockdown by...Lock-Up).
Jose Bell
Paheal
Joseph Butler
Except weights are not enough to tip the scales.
Now, before we all freeze to death, let's call for heads and tails, Luthor and...well...whoever else is left in this freezing winter.
Oh wait, nevermind. I got word from Freeze that it didn't work, so he's gonna go up and check.
Isaiah Carter
You ignorant fool still can't see the full picture, you need to rise above and find the one batman who rapes.
It does not matter how many childreen you put in this world,it is a lost world if the joker cant get raped.
David Collins
>actual honest to god asterix roleplaying in this thread
THE COUNCIL OF GORDONS IS DISPLEASED
James Carter
Cold: HAH! Don't think that you can freeze all of Gotham just by doing this, Mr. Freeze!
Freeze: Screw you! I already have Batman and the rest on my tail. What makes you think you can win against me.
Cold: Because it didn't take a century to make my freeze ray!
Brody Cruz
For your sake, I hope it is a lost world for you.
(*Force throws Hitler up into the sky towards the freeze ray Mr. Freeze built while fighting against Captain Cold, colliding with the two and exploding onto collision)
Well, I guess that's one way to freeze some Jews (like Juice).
Easton Gonzalez
>FOR YOU
nice
James Parker
Wow...this is really fucking boring.
Between losing my titty monsters to Ed Boon's burqa designs, I've nowhere else to go.
But at least Raiden will occupy the time, now will you, old chum?
But no, seriously, where the fuck is everybody? Am I all alone in this dimly litted, red sky world?
Colton Davis
Hitler died in 1934, Cap America went back in time and took his place, that why he looked so old in Endgame. Guess the weight of mass genocide weighed heavy over the years.
Hail Hydra!
Jose Murphy
We need to rape him so quickly that he won't have time to give consent
Logan Johnson
You can try as much as you want my fate in the my universe was already sealed when batman refused to rape the joker.
If you really cared for your children or your people at all you would force the batman's dick onto the joker.
Henry Walker
Lex, we need to talk.
Elijah Collins
Ok
what did we go so far this is the most inconsistend and perhaps most retarded gordon saga yet.
Dylan Harris
Juan Sanchez
(*Meanwhile, while Flash is on his way from Burger King)
I'm trying to help out with the time stream. But no one else is helping out.
Jack Thompson
I thought so too, but like Cap says, 'If this doesn't work, I don't know what I'll do" or something like that, Well it didn't work so he killed Hitler instead. Leave it up to Cap to get the job done!
Kevin Powell
It doesn't matter, we'll just do what the author always does when he writes a comic into a corner and retcon the whole thing.
Xavier Scott
Excelsior! Time Travel always works
Julian Gomez
bruh moment
Isaac Roberts
As always.
My favourite still is the one were gordon actually raped him on the roofs.
It was a beautiful summer indeed.
Austin Howard
I'm proud to say that i've been a part of this legendary thread
Justin Barnes
OH SHIT IT'S THE BDSM MAN
Lucas Diaz
Alright good night guys
this shit is getting outta hand
Oliver Williams
Let's all take a moment to remember Charlie, who successfully raped Joker with one of his own bombs.
Jaxon Johnson
Joker started it
Ayden Diaz
You best start believing in porno movies
YOU'RE IN ONE
Landon Jones
Everyone, hang on! I have a feasible, excellent solution that will work no matter what.
Let's just kill the fucking Joker and tell Batman someone else did it.
James Smith
NO OPTIMUS PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME!
Matthew Nguyen
Good plan, we can even have some GCPD officer do it
Just say he went for his gun or something, what's bats gonna do
Nathan Perry
GiVe Me YoUr AnUs!
Colton Howard
DARKSIED WHY ARE YOU HERE!? No matter your too late to stop the council from using all this rape to unlock the anti-life equation and ressurect the Gordon Above All
Christian Anderson
Huh.
Do any of you guys remember being in a universe a few... iterations(?) ago where some random schmuck shot Superman with a kryptonite bullet and caused full scale universal collapse that went on for days as we pinged across multiple newly created universes that died in rapid succession?
Kayden Johnson
GET BACK HERE SHOCKER
SHOOOOOOCKEEEEEEER
YOU CAN’T ESCAPE ME
I’LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAAAAAAAAAAARTH
AND I’LL RAPE YOU LONG AND HAAAAAAAAARD
Joseph Turner
Doubt Napier gives a damn about it.
Adam Ramirez
And one moving violation.
Lucas Martin
Billy: So Grim? I got a question for ya
Grim: Yes Billy?
Billy: So These guys are talking about raping this and raping that... are these guys a bunch of Faggamolo Fagolomingadingdong…. Fagg-
Grim: Yes Billy, they're all a bunch of Faggots.
Caleb Allen
Hush Static, hush. You dont want that twink brown ass fucked now, do you?
Ayden Wood
Can we join?
Ian Jones
Time to sacrifice this thread to the Highest Rapist methinks. But first, I'll need to rape the power out of the next dubs.
Eli Miller
No Gordon, your madness ends here. We're going to page 15... and you're coming with me.
Tyler Roberts
I banish this thread and Gordon, to the
Brayden Butler
YOU FOOL! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
Julian Anderson
Who here wants to help me rape Emiko Queen?
Logan Hill
We havin a booty rapin party?
Elijah Wright
I wasn't planning on having a council unlock the equation
(*Grabs Batman and slams him into a wall)
Only I would.
Now...I will crush you like I did Mr. Miracle's spirit after I've shown him the tape between Barda and Joker (technically based on the story between Barda and Superman but who cares).
Tell me the code now before I destroy you with my omega beams and neither of us would want that, now would we?
Christian Jackson
CHICKEN
Samuel James
YES. AT LONG LAST, IT BEGINS. HE CUMES.
Mason Brooks
No...you mustn't. If Darkseid wins, the Monitor will
(*Gets erased by the Omega beams by Darkseid, along with the rest of the rogues present except for Waller, Joker, and a few others who've survived).
Dylan Anderson
(Forgot the image)
Luis Torres
AGH!!?!
Zachary Nelson
>them trips
Well fuck. So since I'm one of ya champions do I get to live?
Ethan Jones
(*Meanwhile, in Space)
Our predicament grows dire. If Comissioner Gordon is not stop, we'll have to call upon powers of our own in order to stop this madness. But...not without the help of a few friends from other worlds.
Fate, Spectre, Constantine, Klarion, Etrigan, the Lantern Corps, and many others, I suspect that you are all familiar with our Marvel friends, like say, Galactus? The Beyonder?
Sebastian Adams
(Forgot the image again)
Fate has brought you here as one would say, though I suspect that you may have powers that will defeat Gordon as I might add. Though shall we daresay that they might surpass us?
Chase Garcia
Nay. It matters little to one whose power alone is that of the cosmic. Even with someone with such a title as the Booty Warrior cannot even match that of the Infinity Gauntlet or Eternity's or even the so-called Spectre while out of control.
Cooper Sullivan
YOUR ESSENCE WILL RETURN TO THE WHOLE. AS SHALL ALL WE RAPISTS. AND EVENTUALLY, THE OMNIVERSE ITSELF SHALL RETURN TO ITS PUREST FORM. TO RAPE.
LOOK, EVEN NOW, IT HAPPENS TO US.
Evan Evans
Not when I have the power of my own universe at my side.
David Reyes
(Wrong Image)
James Peterson
Dad? It's me. Your son. We need to have a talk. Sit down.
Andrew Foster
Jacob Rogers
Wait so you sayin I can't hang around and get me no more man's but on my own? I don't like sharin.
Betcha ya wrong. I can take your booty to prove it if ya want.
Mason Ortiz
Father. Put Batman down. This isn't going to work things out. Highfather sent me here because, well...Well there's a problem.
Elijah Long
No, but you can prove first to see if you a worthier herald than my Silver Surfer.
Andrew Richardson
...maybe this has gotten out of hand.
Brandon Moore
Bentley King
ENOUGH TALK CHILDREN. HE CALLS TO US ALL, AND WE MUST GO. JOIN US, AND IT SHALL BE SWIFT.
Blake Brown
..Nah. Time to go in, balls deep.
Jaxson Torres
So I gotta take the shiny man's booty? Alright, he looks like he gots some nice cheeks.
Nicholas Price
Now hold on now I just found me some more booty! You gonna make me leave without the booty?
Henry Price
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH GORDON! YOUR REIGN OF RAPE ENDS NOW.
Josiah Bailey
Actually, I'm pretty sure this isn't some dimensional nonsense, but Hardac making assloads of replicants, like it did last time.
...you really don't forget when some giant computer slips you a mickey and makes a full body mold with all the working parts.
Anthony Sanchez
(Black Racer was posted by accident; completely different story; Black Racer finds out about Barry Allen and goes after him)
DAMN IT, GALACTUS! Are you INSANE!? You would trade my power cosmic over to the powers of a lowly nimrod? I won't stand idly by for this!!!
Take this
(*Shoots Booty Warrior with a Cosmic beam)
Alexander Russell
Wow, so I'm not the only one
Gavin Myers
THE BELLS AND WHISTLES TOLL FOR THEE. YOUR TIME IS NIGH!
Wyatt Campbell
And manages to capture your well-sculptured ass.
James Thomas
(Posted on auto by accident)
Kevin Howard
Dude, just SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU JAMAICAN SLIME. NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU. YOUR POWERS ARE WORTH SHIT TO THE LIKES OF HOSS DELGADO.
Brandon Howard
(*dodges beam*)
Okay I see you choosin the hard way. But I done learned some tricks in prison.
(*teleports dick behind surfer*)
Hunter Martin
Easton Perry
NODROGYLNOSDOGONEPARYLNOSDOGONEPARYLNOSDOGON
David Diaz
AH! FUCK! GALACTUS! HE'S GOT ME BY THE ASSHOLE! HELP ME!!! HELP ME, PLEASE!!!
Logan Thompson
Dad, it's me. Come talk to me. Don't you remember your son?
Wyatt Thompson
YOU SHALL SUBMIT YOU CONFUSING BLIGHT ON THIS, AND EVERY, WORLD!!!
Ryan Parker
I don't need help, Orion. What I need is a ship, some crew members, and a teleporter to pass us by in Marvel territory.
Oh, hi Clark and J'onn. Fancy seeing you here.
Come on, team. We've got a league to assemble.
Logan Garcia
This is the best thread Yea Forums has had all year and will have all year. Don't let anyone try and tell you differently
Owen Reed
ALRIGHT, GET OVER HERE YOU!
(*Grabs Grim by the fucking throat and beats the shit out of him)
Noah Cook
YOU GON MAKE ME RUIN THAT BUTT. IMMA WARRIOR!
GODDAMN IT GORDON I JUST GOT ME SOME GOOD BOOTY! STOP ABSORBING ME FOR A FEW MINUTES!
Luis Green
I was such a fool. The Highest Rapist is no person. It is not any being or force. It is Rape itself. Rape as the purest, most true thing that there is. I could barely hope to touch it, let alone channel it into me. For it has always been here, in everyone, in everything. I just drew its gaze.
Once you've seen this, this body will dissolve into IT. Gordon will be no more, and Rape shall swallow all. Don't resist. Join me in the truth.
Hudson Gonzalez
Somebody needs to make a voiced version of this with the images shown. The same way people parodied the Dark Knight with the n word..
FETCH ME THEIR SOULS
Parker White
I-I was only t-trying to stop him you fat oaf. He-hehe.... *Passes out*
Jaxon Lewis
THAT ALL YOU GOT YOU FUCKING...YOU FUCKING...N-
NIGGER!?!?
Owen Wood
Hmm...I sense something. What is that?
Juan Myers
Joseph Garcia
Nolan Brown
Oh so you wanna play that card now huh? Alright you made me do this. Now imma take ya booty....IN 3D!
Brody Sanchez
Alright, gentlemen. Before Fate and Gordon show up to intervene, shall we begin?
Joseph Roberts
Connor Wilson
EAT THIS, YOU FUCKING NIGGER
Ryder Cruz
Anthony Roberts
Caleb Price
Ian Wilson
Prepare for trouble and make it quintuple...
Isaiah James
Why don't you rape the whole world in a bottle.
Jordan Williams
It's too late. Gordon is no more. And all things in the omniverse scream as one as he ceases. The Final Rape has begun.
Brandon Rodriguez
To protect the universe from maladaptation,
To unite all the cosmos within our contraption,
Luis Williams
EAT...MY....NUT!
(*blows a hentai tier load up surfer's colon as the blast takes half his body*)
Andrew Morris
To denounce the reality of life and death,
To extend our reach from when life draws its last breath,
Oliver Wood
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
Tyler Powell
KLARION!
ETRIGAN!
Fate blasts at the speed of light!
Aiden Scott
Surrender now, or face Wotan's might!
Henry Gonzalez
hey guys I'm back from the burger ki - what the fuck is going on here ?
Bentley Nelson
Ummmm... OK well, dub Trips have spoken? Go ahead and rape the world Gordon as Mayor I will allow it.
Lucas Turner
FUCK, THAT LIGHT!
Jackson Taylor
FETCH ME YOUR SOUL, BARRY ALLEN
Luke Bailey
insolent h-humans you debate overrrr what to do with the j-j-joker when all you need to doooooo is turn him into a beautiful c-c-ybernetic being that constantly rApes itself
Jayden Russell
Superman: Seriously, Batman (seeing the light glowing from across the cosmos beyond from Fate to Gordon to the Anti-Monitor to the Booty Warrior's powers), what the fuck do we do?
Batman: …
Martian Manhunter: We pray.
Jeremiah Roberts
Dohoho... I’m impressed Gordon, your the first person since my father to rape me proper , but sadly for you I think I’ve had my fun, it’s your turn now
Luis Johnson
Party's over, kid. You've had your fun while you could. Now leave it to us to solve this multiverse problem from raping itself over and over.
Leo Nguyen
Maybe... everyone! Openly accept any sexual advances coming from anyone or anything, no matter how disgusting or strange. The only way to defeat rape itself if consent.
Sebastian Turner
Even Holzhauer?
Hunter Ramirez
Back off, dude. Barry's mine.
Juan Edwards
I am the rape duck and I came to fuck
Jason Barnes
Do... do you even have a penis?
Jace Howard
Omega beams... Please tell me what effect such a paltry attack could do to one of the infinite Gordons, for I am no mere Gordon simply Trying to get Batman to rape the Joker I am the Gordon who became Batman and raped the Joker and now I shall rape you Darkseid, your prolapse will become legendary even on your fourth world
Sebastian Harris
April O'Neil In Gotham? Gonna get my self a world class tittyfuck, sewer stench be damned
Hunter Diaz
Follow this link to continue for more image posts:
Owen Brown
OH GOD! IT FEELS LIK-GLUCKGH!!!! *Symbiote tentacle dick forces all the way through Shocker's body out of his mouth*
Henry Reed
I love you guys.
Aaron Baker
This has been a pretty fun thread for Yea Forums
James Martin
It ain't over yet! Follow the link for more:
Easton Flores
Jayden Sullivan
This is like Lets Make A Yea Forumsmic, I love it
Xavier Gomez
>moving violation
YOU WENT OVER THE LINE MAN! GIVE ME YOUR INTERNET PERMIT NOW! YOU ARE OFF THE WEB FOR GOOD NOW!
Logan Robinson
DUB TRIPS???
Matthew Barnes
Heavily underrated post
Nathan Howard
I love Gordonposting so much.
Jose Robinson
>heads or tails
This works too well and I hate it.
Jeremiah Hall
I understood this reference
Brayden Murphy
RAPEVENGERS: Endgame
Christopher Evans
STOP
Wyatt Evans
Why.
Aaron Gutierrez
Welp, the digits have spoken. So how do we get about doing that?
Michael Perry
Rape never dies!
Noah Ward
Follow this thread:
Last one was archived.
Juan Rodriguez
There were elements of this present in those threads, yes. Like the council of Jim Gordons, the Over Gordon, and banishing the Joker to the rapeverse.
I'm still disappointed the seventh thread was allowed to die before OP finished and we haven't seen nor heard from him since.
Zachary Powell
He was going through stuff, I have autistic optimism he'll be back for a new thread sometime.
Michael Morales
I know he was going through stuff, I'm disappointed that other anons didn't step up to keep the thread going for as long as possible.
I can only be awake for so long.
Zachary Stewart
Maybe you guys can answer for me, whose idea was it to base an entire planets capitalist process on one heterosexual anus avoid anal penetration by incarcerated niggers?
Like, whose idea was it to power the whole world by an individual heterosexual male moving away from rape?
Was it the Angels was it God? I don't get it. Explain this to me.
Camden Adams
What the fuck
Joshua White
Well I for one had work to attend.
Ironically I work with schizos.
Nathaniel Rogers
I didn't have work but I was planning for a wedding and vacation afterwards.