Yea Forumsnfession thread

so you only liked iw?

Pretty much and even at that Thanos was really all I liked he was the first character I actually cared for and related to

At the ending all the marvel fans in my theater where crying and outraged meanwhile i just smiled seeing him win

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I don't read comic books. I'm here exclusively for Cartoons. I'm sorry.

that ending scene was absolute capekino. im with you on that. the only mcu movies i like are the avengers movies.

im the opposite, i like comics and dont watch cartoons. get out youre ruining the board.

Yeah your constant MCU/twitterthreads are really quality.

i really enjoyed it when 80% of this board was she ra and carmen san diego. i also love seeing yet another steven universe thread im just joshing lad, youre alright

Chaotic

I hate Iron-Man

I really liked Ego in the MCU and found Zemo to be really boring

I had a dream where She-Hulk was my girlfriend and she would never be home because of her lawyer career. It made me sad, OP.

....
I THOUGHT BvS WAS GOOD
I THINK ERIC BANA IS BEST BANNER/HULK
I THINK MORRISON IS A HACK
I THINK THE KILLING JOKE IS THE GREATEST STORY EVER WRITTEN
I LIKE SUPERMAN X WONDER WOMAN
I HATE THE LOUD HOUSE
I THINK THE PROUD FAMILY IS THE GREATEST ANIMATED SITCOM OF ALL TIME
I THINK JAY GARRICK IS BEST FLASH

I think Bucky is best Captain America

Even with all the pedophile threads seeming to have died down in this board, I still rarely post here since I’ve come to hate this place and Yea Forums as a whole.

I’m in the process of posting and browsing this website less and less each day, and I predict I will shave away the habit of coming here by the middle-to-end of this month.

Brave and the Bold>BTAS

I love the movie Watchmen but haven't read the book

See you next month user ;)

Am i a pedophile if i have a cursh on a fictional character thats 14 and im 19, but the crush started back when i was 14?

I enjoy Mark Millars work....really.

>am I a pedophile
>fictional character
No.

I only read some cape comics for the sole purpose of shitting on them with a friend.

now you will see as i do

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>Superman x Wonder Woman
Based

I like the X-men movies

Yes, you’re a pedophile, and anyone who says otherwise outs himself as one.

I fapped to my own art last night
It was weird

>I THOUGHT BvS WAS GOOD
me too, kid

I can't stop masturbating to Hayley Atwell.

When I was in sixth grade, I plagiarized the first episode of The Powerpuff Girls for a writing assignment.

I got away with it because Cartoon Network wasn't part of the standard cable package where I lived at that time, so no one else had seen it.

That's normal

oh thank god. I'll keep it up then.

I draw loli.

I claim to have seen every Marvel movie, despite the fact that I have not seen a single Captain America movie.

This but Black Panther

I used to work at Disney parks down in orlando and got let go during my probation. Now I have to spend the rest of my days regretting my existence.

These threads are basically just unpopular opinion threads so let's go

>Kingdom Come is an inoffensive comic that is not worth defending or trashing
>Identity Crisis is flawed, sure but the anons on here who call it the worst event have obviously never read any event comic
>King started out okay, and retroactively pretending to hate his run on Vision won't change that
>ghost rider exists only to job
>shadman can draw fine, though he has gotten super lazy lately
>resident evil 3 is terrible. Not Yea Forums, but it had to be said

Every time I see this image I think he's holding his arms straight out.

I paraphrase opinions and arguments I see on Tumblr to bait right wing trolls into exposing any flaws in the argument as a way to stress test it before using it in-person

But that's actually genius

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I lost my virginity to someone cosplaying as my waifu.Didn't know they were a guy till half way through.

Fuck off, Luanfan

I refused to watch the first avenger movies because I'm an x-fag

t. Thanos

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I started visiting this site after I had finished reading Area’s Between Friends comic and I wanted to know more about the series it was based on. Around the same time season 4 of SVTFOE was about to start and I decided to stick around. In truth, I couldn’t give less of a fuck about cartoons or comics, I am just waiting for the next batch of SVTFOE rule 34 material. Also the cuckposting is pretty fun to watch.

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I always imagined Joker having a 8 inch, thick Penis

Pic related was my last fap. Spoilers for I Hate Fairyland for those who care.

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cute loli or [/spoiler] lewd [/spoiler] loli?

I plagiarized a KND episode myself. The one with the monster sandwhich

I think way too much about Darkseid corrupting Kamala Khan into a sex slave.

I hate most modern cartoons and I get legitimately upset when people shill for garbage on here. I’m dismayed at how far standards have fallen that the average viewer is now a sheep that will blindly consume the worst quality shows like dyke she ra or defend post season 3 star vs.

People who buy funko pops should be classified as mentally retarded

Because of all the pedophile threads seeming to have died down in this board, I rarely post here since I’ve come to hate this place and Yea Forums as a whole.

>hates the loud house
>likes memeing joke
EVEN LENI IS JUDGING YOUR SHIT TASTE user

DC will never be taken seriously by the general audience thanks to the dc fanboys

Shadmans become a fucking cuck. I want him to do something really edgy again like porn of tony starks daughter from endgame, something shocking again because he really needs to step up his game.

GODDAMNIT GERTRUDE DIES
Based

I’ve been masturbating to cartoon milfs more recently instead of cartoon teen characters as I enter my mid twenties

he doesn't need to step anything up, hes more popular now doing less and making more money. Him not caring about drawing porn at the same time he makes more for drawing less is a win win for him

Everytime I see the general car insurance commercials now I think of General Ross doing shitty ads after not having a high paying job anymore

T. Doomentio

>he doesn't need to step anything up, hes more popular now doing less and making more money. Him not caring about drawing porn at the same time he makes more for drawing less is a win win for him
While I get it I also feel like he sold out. He should have some integrity for his craft, I’m sick of his dumb SFW comics now. Where’s the anal piercings, where’s the zombie raping goth girls, where’s the loli presidential candidates. Shadman turned his back on the world to cater to normal fags and zoomer babies.

>Doomentio
Sorry, but who or what is this? I don’t get it. If you’re trying to call me a doomer you wouldn’t be far off.

>I think Steven Universe shows more sincerity than any other cartoon that was on during its run
>I just can’t get into Batman or his rogues. They’re just boring
>I think Gravity Falls is so overrated. I just can’t get why people love it
>Kim Possible’s ending was awful, turning the hero into a damsel in distress just for some self insert guy fantasy is pathetic
>I cried during Endgame scene with Thor’s mom.
>I genuinely hope Snyder and Aaron do a Justice League/Avengers crossover. I don’t care most of Yea Forums thinks they suck. I just want to see the two teams together.
>I only read superhero comics. It’s just who I am.
>I only watch Arrowverse crossover events and google what happened to the characters off screen to catch up
>I honestly don’t see the issue with the MCU threads. I don’t know why everyone else does
>I love American Dad, I just like the surreal type of humor they do now. Reminds me of ATHF in a way
>I’m weirdly attracted to Daffy Duck.
>I consider IASIP honorary Yea Forums
>I first masturbated to She Hulk
>I genuinely love Johns GL.

>think Steven Universe shows more sincerity than any other cartoon that was on during its run
Jasper is one of the best villains of this decade. Phasma in Star Wars should’ve been the cinema equivalent of her and not just a cheap gag
>>I just can’t get into Batman or his rogues. They’re just boring
I don’t understand this one bit, Batman’s rogues are his most interesting aspect
>>I think Gravity Falls is so overrated. I just can’t get why people love it
It’s highly overrated, looking back it’s not nearly as good looking at the entire series in full
>>I cried during Endgame scene with Thor’s mom.
Don’t worry, I cried at Tony’s funeral
>>I’m weirdly attracted to Daffy Duck.
>>I first masturbated to She Hulk
BAsed

>Shera a Star post S3 3 are bad
>Because I said so

Rule 34 with the girls tits not exposed trigger me. For instance, I saw mrptoratoprty made a really well drawn image of aunt cass getting dicked but I can’t even fap to it because her shirts on, yeah I’m pissed off.

>because theyre both objectively pure shit
FTFY lad

And I went through all the trouble of using a spoiler. I hope you stub your toe today you miserable jerk.

I thought Spider-Man 3 and The Incredible Hulk were good movies
The only Indie comics I read are IDW's Transformers and Omnibuses of Dark Horse's Star Wars
I like A-Force Vol. 2
I thought Into the Spider-Verse was mediocre
I don't even really watch cartoons
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Nebula so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go watch Avengers Endgame I get a massive erection at the movie theatre. I've seen literally every rule 34 post and porn parody there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Nebula. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Nebula's tight smurfette pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/cyborg babies. Fuck, my mom caught me with the toaser. I'd painted it blue so it would look like her. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my GOTG and GOTG Vol. 2 4k Blurays. I might never get to see Nebula again.

What about IASIP makes it Yea Forums?

>I thought Into the Spider-Verse was mediocre
THANK YOU

Hey based bro, what’s the best nebula rule 34 you got, can you link it?

sinners

It's a copypasta but I do have this

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I never was an X-fag and the only X-men characters I really like are Deadpool, the blob, and mojo because I loved his toybiz figure I got on clearance at my LCS when I was a kid

Comic fans make me embarrassed of enjoying comic books.

Got any cartoon ones, I prefer my waifus 2 dimensional if you don’t mind. Also based taste, nebula my favorite MCU girl after mantis.

I have the mentality of a ten year old when I watch superhero movies and am only entertained by action and cool fight scenes. I feel bad since I enjoy even the most objectively terrible superhero movies just because they look cool.

I used to be that way but now I’m overly cyncial about every movie I watche and even the children’s cartoons I rip apart with the ferocity of RLM

Hellboy 2019 was fucking awesome

I don’t understand why empire strikes back gets so much praise. OG Star Wars and ROTS are the best ones IMO

youtu.be/-CNlNYIRw4g

Are you me?

The fact that the spot hasn’t had a properly released official action figure pisses me off. I want a legend of him goddamnit.

I don't care about Star Wars. I think they're ok movies. I hate how black and white everyone is about them. Every Star Wars movie is either the greatest piece of art to bless mankind or the worst thing ever created. Guys. Chill. Most Star Wars movies are mediocre at worst.

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Your a little out of date there, son.

It's Pope Hulk now.

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While I agree to an extent the sequels anger me to an almost murderous extent. Rian Johnson should be crucified and burned at the stake and forced to watch delgo on repeat while being locked in a room for 15 years like in Oldboy for making TLJ.

The Last Jedi is an ok movie. If Star Wars wasnt a big thing it had to live up to before it and it was completely independent, it would recceive 5 out of 10 reviews before being forgotten about quickly after release. Even if it's a bad movie in your opinion, which I respect, getting so mad about it and acting like everyone involved with it deserves capital punishment is silly.

I love livewire, I think she’s one of the hottest cape characters and think she’s criminally underrated.

rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Nebula/1

Congratulations Pope is it time for a crusade?

>The Last Jedi is an ok movie. If Star Wars wasnt a big thing it had to live up to before it and it was completely independent, it would recceive 5 out of 10 reviews before being forgotten about quickly after release.
This is objectively wrong and you shouldn’t be allowed to pass on your genes for holding this terrible terrible opinion

I fapped to Comic Hulk multiple times, Ruffalo Hulk just made it worse

the faping?

I'm a massive Star Wars fan and I thought it was ok.

Just feels like a cartoon. And I think it gets talked about here more than on Yea Forums

>I'm a massive Star Wars fan and I thought it was ok.
No you aren’t, you aren’t a real fan if you like seeing the franchise get raped like it was in that cinematic travesty

Of course

I have spent well over $3000 on comics within the last two years, and many of them I don't even get around to read because I have other distractions at home and it's often impractical to bring a large book to read at work or out at a restaurant (unlike a phone where all my pirated comics are).

I've read almost every Legends novel. I've got over 300 pieces of memorabilia including a film cell from the original cut of ESB.

>I THINK JAY GARRICK IS THE BEST FLASH
absolutely based

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>you aren't a real fan if
wow, what a privilege it is to be on the same thread as someone who is a REAL Star Wars fan! I sure am honored to be in your presence! Would you like to show us your medals and trophies you earned for being a real Star Wars fan?

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I have trouble deciding which fanbase is the worst. Sonic fags or Star Wars fags.

I'm tired of capes. Tired of all heroes in all forms of entertainment. Dont care about delusional people trying to save the world. Saving it from what? from itself? whatever will happen will happen. I just want to read about a self serving guy like Conan. He's out there fighting monsters and warriors only for loot, for whores and wine. No martyr bullshit, no revenge or justice, only a big dude that enjoys life.

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Same here, EG Hulk is daddy AF

youtube.com/watch?v=OMDDb_XxwjA

I purposely read wiki pages for spoilers.

SU's charm comes from its sincerity tbqh. Well, that and the gems but that's neither here nor there.

Jasperdemption season 6 baybee

I just can't get into Marvel comics no matter how hard i try.

Shouldn't Snyderfags be blamed for that???

>Rots
Patrician choice

>Patrician choice
Thanks my prequel nigga

That’s nothing, I’m more or less a casual comic fag but back in high school I would act like an elitist douche about the MCU even after reason wiki articles for the comic characters

My nigga

>I've read almost every Legends novel. I've got over 300 pieces of memorabilia including a film cell from the original cut of ESB.
If you defend TLJ the extent of your Star Wars merch is a porg plushie and a holdo funko pop

>"you're opinion is different than mine and you like something I don't like so your a big stinky poo poo head"

Your opinion is inferior and therefore you are inferior as well

oh gee, I'm sorry, I'll back off. I truly apologize, I didn't realize I was dealing with someone who had a SUPERIOR OPINION

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I'm utterly repulsed by rule 34. It causes me genuine physical pain
I only ever fantasize about kissing/touching/holding girls I like. I couldn't picture them naked if I tried
I write shipping fanfiction to satisfy my desire for a girlfriend
I hate almost everything Pixar has made
I think MoS and BvS are great movies
I've spent around 400 dollars on girlfriend audios. The last one I did unasked the voice actress to pretend to be Pidge Holt from Voltron Legendary Defender
I wrote a 12k word essay on why Big Hero 6 is my favorite film

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>I'm utterly repulsed by rule 34. It causes me genuine physical pain
>I only ever fantasize about kissing/touching/holding girls I like. I couldn't picture them naked if I tried
Lel what a cuckold

>hating super
What a faggot

>proud family is greatest animated sitcom of all time
Fucking nice

I wish Dick Dastardly from Wacky Races would win.

Funny thing is he probably could win every single race if he weren't so busy trying to fuck over other people.

i prefer the justice league but the term Avenger sounds cooler than Justice league member

Didn't he actually win a few times???

but spiderverse had a black kid in it, it has to be fucking kino and the best capemovie ever made, what the fuck is wrong with you, you bigot

>Batman Returns and the Incredibles
>That low

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>I HATE THE LOUD HOUSE
>I THINK THE PROUD FAMILY IS THE GREATEST ANIMATED SITCOM OF ALL TIME

No confession needed there, that's just good taste

>GOTG 2
>that fucking high
Jesus christ

I've never read a single super hero comic in my life.

i cant stand spiderman and i couldnt give less of shit about mcu spiderman. i also want the mcu to end where it is now. i dont care about watching 20 more movies. its over. unless they do the F4 and galactus and silver surfer and all that then ill be all over it

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I respect the man who can be an honest hypocrite when it comes to his ideals.

I don't seed my torrents.

this shit is starting to rustle my jimmies
>i wanna read superhero comics but dont know where to start!
oh cool here is a good rec list
>but i dont know their continuity, i dont wanna read it from their first issue/appearance
oh you dont have to, as long as you know who the character is youll be fine, here is a list of story arcs
>seems confusing to me, why cant superheroes be like manga where it starts at volume 1
oh then pick up a number 1 of that character thats been rebooted/restarted or the first issue of a story, theyre usually 6-12 issues, you can get a trade paperback and all the arc is contained in one book, you dont need to read other issues to understand this book
>ugh it just seems so confusing
well if you want to start from scratch you can pick up either any DC rebirth volume 1 trades or DC new 52 volume 1s and youll be good.
>but i dont know the characters continuity
oh youll be fine, you literally do not need to know anything before reading number 1 issues or volume 1s,
>why arent capecomics like manga where it starts from number 1????????

christ you dont need to read action comics 1 to understand action 1000 other than superman is a guy from krypton

I still haven't seen Endgame.

Tony stark does black widow dies cap fucks off back in time to suck Peggy’s milkers for 60 years peter gets to titfuck aunt May when he comes back from the snap

Me neither

I have not regularly read any comics since the middle of Fear Itself (apart from the occasional storytime) and i still come here to shitpost and trigger people.

Same

I want to read moon knight but don’t know where to start

I want to kiss Eridan Ampora

Are you trolling

>i wwant to snog the hottest an most avvailable troll
ftfy a admirable cause

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I PISS ON COMICBOOKS

No the blame belongs to likely the Green Lantern movie.
In the late 00s early 10s it was the one bad sticking out in what the people had gotten to a new standard of passable superhero movies.

Made people loose faith in DC movies before it even started.
Then all that followed like TDKRises and MoS were put through tough review because many came in expecting to criticize it.

I hate all of these but you saved yourself with the last one. Jay Garrick is cool. You are allowed to live.

Oh boy my favorite superhero story, A History Of Violence.

Your list is shit, needs more things like falling down or taxi driver

I've never seen any of the Back to the future movies
I know they're good, I know they defined a generation, I even have the free time on weekends to watch them and friends who would do so with me. The films are right up my alley, too

it's just that I have no desire to watch them. IDK why, I've torrented them before but never actually watched them.

People keep telling me to watch them, but I probably never will

>I write shipping fanfiction to satisfy my desire for a girlfriend
Bro, shipping is nice but it ain't a constructive solution. I've been in your place before. Social anxiety sucks but you're never going to get anywhere without "risking it". Get out there, go to a bar or a club. Be forward. If you want, hit the gym, diet, etc. but that's not strictly required. You can do it!

Same boat with certain movies, user.
I've literally owned a copy of Pulp Fiction for over 10 years and still haven't seen it.

Back to the future is overrated shit. You have a time car and go no where cool without. The 50s suck and going to the near future without any robots or aliens or anything really cool just is boring.

Pulp fictions kino though so you should watch that ASAP. Best bit is the Bruce Willis parts but I don’t want to spoil anything.

I still haven't seen any MCU movies since age of ultron.

I don't like Calvin and Hobbes.

Its not fair i got older and she didnt

who?