So she has been a superhero for at least a few years, and all she has to her name is rescuing a few people one time at best.
How is it nobody has out it together how useless these Supes are written? I get it Vaught America just cares about profits from merchandising, but how has it none of them have looked into how physically incapable of help most of them are, even the good ones.
Ennis REALLY should have thrown the badguys a bone and shown them actually doing some shit from time to time, just to make them a more credible threat.
>violence drawn by someone who has never been in a fight, ever pass
Jeremiah Wright
you're describing at least 90% of all comics
David Foster
I don't get why anyone would read all 70+ issues of this shit. For all it actually has to say it really wouldn't suffer from being 1/5 as long. "Hahaha superheroes are silly corporate-fuelled fantasies who are also RAPISTS and PEDOPHILES and EAT BABIES as well, now watch as my team of TACTICOOL SUPER-PUNISHERS effortlessly kick their asses into a bloody pool of over-the-top gore for the hundredth time! Fuck him the ass terror!"
Easton Price
have you actually read all of it?
Joseph Richardson
I read enough of it to realize it was going to be run-of-the-mill Ennis edge, then spoiled the rest of the plot to confirm the suspicion. Go ahead and tell me I quit before it got good or whatever, I'm not going to regret that choice.
Luis Torres
It's just that I thought the same thing before I read it, and now that I've read all of it it's one of my favorites. But if you already don't like Ennis then this probably isn't going to change your mind.
Liam Price
Aye I could see that but damn what the fuck
James Nguyen
I really think the preacher is supposed to be Ennis.
Nolan Butler
So I missed the last thread but did they ever say what Auntie Sis's powers are? And Ladyfold just doles out super chunks of menstruation?
See I find it odd she blinded her parents after birth but apparently controlled her powers after that, with both her foster parents and during the throes of passion with Hughie.
Carter Sullivan
They really took a belt to getting her to control it I guess.
Jacob Wright
I remember reading the entire series. The only part I liked was the X-men parody, specifically because it felt more like a parody and less of the typical hatewank the series revels in
Aaron Parker
What issue are we on? I wanna continue reading it.
Gabriel Walker
The next issue would be 48
Dylan Sanchez
God I hope they condense lots of this series for the Amazon show. 3 seasons tops.
I know having them all wear leather trenchcoats in 2019 would be silly, but it's just not the same god damnit
Asher Turner
Hoping we get them all together in trenchcoat at least once throughout the series the seven look pretty damn accurate so why not.
Michael Cooper
MM, Frenchie and Female look very accurate and Butcher and Hughie fit their characters well even if they aren't super similar to their counterparts, I never got the complaints desu
Lucas Walker
They can get pretty big (ones in whales get up to 100') but I dunno about leaping out of the toilet like a striking cobra...if, you know, cobras lurked in toilets.
Asher Smith
I'm thinking Brit comics reference. There was a comic called The Dandy, another called The Beezer (the barman's name), and another called The Topper (the drug boss was referred to as "Mr. Topper" by one of the mooks). There's probably more but my knowledge of Brit Comics is essentially nonexistent -- I've read some of The Beano storytimed on Yea Forums, and I'd heard the name The Dandy, and read a tiny amount of Dan Dare.
Carter Wood
Oh, and some Dredd.
Nicholas Martinez
I've got to admit that's quite a large flaw with this series. Like what the hell are Vaught even doing with the super kids when they've got them under their care? Clearly not training them and making sure they can help in even a basic way.
Christian Davis
Ah that makes sense.
Colton Peterson
The wee lad imagining things. Facin' his fears. Ain't no proper worm.
Connor Cruz
Paw is such a lad.
Anyway, the Scotch lingo is really killing me. The fuck is "ken"?
Aaron Stewart
>hit in the trunk lmao fuck off
Bentley Bailey
It's "know". I still dk what jings is supposed to mean.