You know what I love the most about Marvel Comics? How creative they are.
Last week I was reading the current Marvel event and I thought to myself: "Damn! Where do those Marvel writers even get those ideas? They are too creative! Make Mine Marvel, indeed!".
I mean, Daredevil taking over the role of Heimdall is pottery because of his blindness.
Nicholas Harris
If I throw a crowbar into a toilet of a train going at full speed, what's gonna happen?
Tyler Turner
When will the X-Men books be good again?
Henry Young
Dauterman is usually better than that
Camden Rodriguez
Classic Aaron attempting to turn the 616 Asgardians into MCU Asgardians because he is a fucking hack.
Mason Gray
I mean, at least from the Marvel page, I can deduce what the fuck is happening and what context there might possibly be. With the DC page, it's just a random splash panel that doesn't leave any hints as to what the fuck has happened before. Nice job proving once again that Marvel is more newfag friendly.
Justin Ward
Are Traps truly gay? And would I be gay to have sex with one?
Lucas Richardson
Modern Marvel is shit, but it's not like apotheosis was invented by the writer of that retarded Batman story.
>DC COPIED MARVEL "Alex, what is "things that have never happened"?"
Cameron Perry
>Namor Checkmate.
Xavier Martin
> Let's Be Friends Again >Chris Haley never made it in comics
It hurts bros.
Charles Baker
>Reminder that batman was useless and retarded throughout all of Johns run of Justice League besides that one moment he gave Power Ring a pep talk ftfy
Brayden Sanchez
T.casual
Matthew Jones
Even if the train is shit and has direct shitter connection to outside, the crowbar snaps and nothing happens. Otherwise you have a crowbar in the shitter.
>the actor is suppose to remind you of Namor! That's a pretty huge stretch and say what you will about Aquaman being lame but Namor is basically stuck on 'literal who' status and has been for the last few decades. Maybe the MCU can change that, here's hoping though I kinda doubt they'll do him at all.
Dominic Richardson
Heard the Rock met with Feige, maybe he could be Namor
Leo Russell
I'd ask who the Joker was, then when it tells me there are three I'd never ask a single follow up question.
Sebastian Morgan
Corporate loyalty is not a substitute for a personality.
Kevin Cooper
I think "Namor fans" might be the most cringeworthy Yea Forums-related thing I have ever seen.
They are all so desperate to make the character be seen as "BADASS ANTI-HERO", lmfao.
Colton Taylor
This
Hunter Nelson
Holy shit I didn't notice, this Jason Mamoa really has some weird eyebrows. He would do a better Namor imo
Ethan Jenkins
This can't be a coincidence
Luke Phillips
Yes, Warner casted Momoa because they wanted to steal the popularity of Namor.
Just look at the movie. Black Manta, Mera, Ocean Master, everything stolen from Namor comics.
Aiden Perry
>johns dislike batman as much as i do, that means johns is good
Kevin Morales
Whoa, holy shit, are you the world's greatest detective?
Gavin Robinson
> DC cuck thinks he can shit on Marvel after the Wonder Woman movie was set in WW2 'just because'
Ahahaha
Logan Williams
What a fucking casual. Wonder Woman was in WWI. They were 'first'
Chase Bailey
I pitched Marvel a Cosmic Daredevil series right after the Cosmic Ghost Rider meme took off but Marvel was all like "Uh, no. You've never written anything and how did you even get into my office?"
Ryan Martinez
>Are Traps truly gay? And would I be gay to have sex with one?
Why even worry about it?
Chase Campbell
As we all know, Captain America invented the "war movie" genre.
>WHAT IF BATMAN BUT EVIL How many does DC have? Mothman, Owlman, Batman Who Laughs, The other 5 from metal, Flashpoint Daddy Batman, Prometheus...
That's already 10, but I know there's some I'm forgetting.
Charles Sanchez
>Last time they updated was 5 years ago >The website is dead
Asher James
Flash Fact: f you take all the evil versions of Batman and multiply it by 10, the resulting number is almost as big as the number of "DOCTOR DOOM BECOMES OMNIPOTENT OMG" stories published by Marvel.
Thomas Hall
Cap fights the good fight, disappears for years and everyone shits all over him because they assume he did nothing during that time. >Cap did 9-11
Wondy fights through WW1 and then ignores the world for the next 90-something years. >Yaaaas queen
I'm actually really enjoying The Terrifics, hoping that group sticks around.
Isaiah Thompson
The mummy is also a mommy, Silencer. Girl with the axe is cancelled
Henry Wilson
Probably Knight
Dominic Moore
Manbat is more of a Lizard ripped anyways when you get into backstory. Dr. Kirk Langstrom is basically Dr. Conners but he was going deaf and thought fucking around with bat DNA would help his hearing
Ethan Harris
>Namor, no joke Fucking lmao
Wyatt Thompson
I blame his design. Spock in a speedo is one of the shittiest looking heroes owned by the big two
Nathan Jones
> popularity of Namor
Logan Lopez
>that plastic man What happened to his suit?
Kevin Green
Why do they have a hawk girl parody on the Avengers parody team?
Carter Lee
I think it’s supposed to be Angel or Phoenix
Logan Robinson
...is that doc Sampson?
Noah Cooper
No, Thor was wearing glasses for a secret identity back in Walt Simonson’s run.
Aiden Perez
Yeah for the most part.
Aiden Miller
Please tell me this is Bucky
Charles Adams
I'm a big DC fanboy but holy shit the "say batman's name really fast" is the fucking dumbest
William Long
I liked Sideways .... any chance we see any of them again?
Luke Stewart
I'd read that
Charles Russell
But y tho? They already had Darkest Knight which was kinda neat and unique
Thomas Ward
Matching the color scheme of the team
Liam Smith
Falcon
Xavier Reyes
Ok how about the chick crouching down In the front?
Robert Parker
Spider-Woman, I'd guess.
Brayden Ortiz
Ahhh thx. Wait doesn't Thor actually have a secret identity tho? Or used to? Guy who walks with a cane
Juan Foster
Sure I'll buy that
Jonathan Campbell
>user, it's red batman He doesn't really look or act much like Batman. Also both DC and Marvel have had other characters become gods already, so I'm really not seeing how this can be interpreted as Marvel ripping off DC. It's such a generic, ancient, and widely used concept that you might as well claim Marvel ripped off the idea of heroes and villains teaming up to fight a greater threat, or the idea of a character dying and being brought back to life.
Camden Cooper
Donald Blake, I guess Blake was out of commission at the time. He was Sigurd Jarlson at the time
Characters always get godhood or omnipotence every day, it's almost a game of musical chairs at this point. I think the only character to not get super god powers is Green Arrow.
Nolan Moore
I kinda like the Norse name better
Xavier Rogers
Cool, at first glance I cant tell if Behemoth is a clever or cringey
Gavin Stewart
Some of these are pretty cool. Also I apparently need to read the multiversity story