Dumbing of Age

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Would you pay Mary in pretzels or exposure?

I'd expose my pretzel to her.
Bitch better not abort my babies tho.

Preferably I'd like Mary to expose herself to me.

Artistically, pay actual cash. I've done art pieces for free, yeah it's nice it's up where people can see. But I think everyone severely underestimate the time and work that goes into art.

I think her pretzel may be bigger than yours

O-oh jeez

So, since Ruth is making amends with people. Is she going to apologize to Mary?

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You know she isn't

what if freshman 15 from pretsel

37 pretzels?
in a row?

Never back down from a challenge, user.

Mary is the good kind of crazy.

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>Sarah! I didn't know you liked carving jack o'lanterns!
>I...don't? Someone just...dropped it in my hands.
>That's weird, let me throw it away for you!

>Sarah! I didn't know you liked multiple bags of fun-sized candy!
>I...don't? Someone just left this...piled up in front of my door.
>That's weird, let me throw it away for you!

>Sarah! I didn't know you liked dressing up for Halloween.
>I...don't? Joyce...replaced all my clothes with Halloween costumes.
>That doesn't seem like her at all, let me just get that off of you!
>No! Um...because I'll be naked otherwise.
>I know...

ENF, ey?

>Sarah! I didn't know you liked having perfectly healthy organs inside your body that would fetch a high price on the black market.

Easiest ten dollars I ever made.

Only for a little bit, once naked Agatha will take Sarah to her room and dress Sarah in her clothes.

Hmm, possible commission idea?

>How can it be a sex thing if we're not having sex? Here, I'll get naked too so you won't feel awkward.

Why is her jacker so small?

because she has nobody to jack her

Also, her jacket is pretty small too.

They're called cropped or midriff jackets.

Sarah is the kind of person that likes to pretend to be really cool and detached, but is incredibly self concious and cares immensly about other people's opinions.
You know, the kind of person that only likes to dislike things, because showing dislike is showing you don't care for something. People like that can't bear it when someone dislikes something they love or merely like, because it has an enormous influence on their own self image.

Hey, try not to eat any pretzels on your way through the parking lot!

Is that just only a fashion thing or is there some practical thinking behind it too?
It's such a weird piece of clothing to me. It barely protects your core and only gives warmth to your extremities.
Fair enough, but kind of the opposite of what a piece of clothing usually does.

Wait. The comic has been running for the better part of a decade and they haven’t even reached the end of October? This is some Namek 5 minutes shit here.

Willis has stated that the comic will never go past the first year of college, but at this rate I don't think it'll get past december.

Does DoA take place in the same universe as Dragon Ball?

Depends on how they're constructed. Joyce's seems to be strictly a fashion piece, but longer ones can function as light jackets.

>end of October?
Nope, still early October. The joke is Sarah getting an early start on Halloween

That's because he dropped out after one year.

>tfw you've started and completed college in the time between the Toe Dad saga and one year ago but Dumbing of Age's story still hasn't even made it to Halloween yet despite publishing a new strip five times per week.

What is going on in his brain with this pacing?

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