>be Stark
>try to destroy the Phoenix
>fuck up because you’re a dumb cunt and just splinter it
>think to yourself “how can I possibly turn this into a win instead of a colossal failure”
>idea.jpg
>”haha creating more Muties was my plan all along, haha, all according to keikaku haha”
Jesus Christ, does he have no dignity?
Be Stark
William Young
Tyler Green
At least Stark doesn't act like a beta with every woman he's ever been with.
You just know both Jean and Emma were pegging him.
Xavier James
heteros are disgusting
Ethan Cooper
Scott? Probably, yeah. It’s honestly why I think he and Jean never worked out. She got hitched to the Leader and thought she was gonna get plowed by the Alpha Male. But the guy’s such an insecure faglord, that only Emma manages to make him happy. A plastic whore with bleached hair. You just know she pegs him while he gets off to humiliation talk. Jeannie was a classic gal who couldn’t put up with that shit. It’s why I didn’t mind the Morrison stuff. Scott always was a butch boy when it came to relationships and people in general.
Parker Smith
But that's what makes him such a perfect leader.
Jackson Rogers
...How so?
Jaxon Hall
Reminder Iron Man was created because Stan Lee wanted to create the most unlikable hero possible and get people to be interested in him. Says a lot about the miserable state of our society. The fact that you as the OP are still talking about him as if he is interesting to discuss makes you pathetic.
Camden Thomas
>is supposed to be the “big bad capitalist” that all the kids should hate in the 60s
>gets the most female fan mail out of any comic
Chicks dig the power.
Easton Bailey
I’m a girl and I hate Iron Man. He is obnoxious as fuck. I also hate his pathetic fanboys who self-insert as him.
Jace Jones
>I’m a gril
Lucas Perry
>I’m a girl
The gaping wound between your legs doesn’t make you a girl, boy. Now go dilate, otherwise it’ll be a bitch to get the hairs and puss out.
Oliver Smith
And it's fucking great. Sometimes characters spiral out of control and that's possibly the highest praise you can give a writer to create something that outlives them and becomes iconic even if not in the way it started.
Nathaniel Roberts
Iron Man is for basic bitches. Deal. With. It.
Ayden Rogers
>pretending (you) don’t want a genius, billionaire playboy control freak to wreck your boipucci
Why would you come on The internet and lie, user?
Mason Gray
>Complains about basic bitches
>Posts a no name
Kevin Butler
Are you that crazy Moon Knight fangirl? Get help, ripping people’s faces off isn’t sexy or empowering.
Brody Fisher
Tony is corny as fuck. It’s not attractive, just laughable.
Still better than Iron Man.
Nope.
Jonathan Gray
My theory is that most of the actual fantasy (at least with the Robert Downey Jr. version) isn't actually the part where you have fun being rich and fucking super models and flying in a suit of armor, but the part where you can get a pass on being an asshole with no social skills. Same for Gregory House.
Henry Long
>Still better than Iron Man
Whatever gets you to sleep at night, "gril."
Sebastian Cook
Oh and Rick Sanchez too.
Luis Wright
>being rich and fucking super models and flying in a suit of armor,
>Being an asshole
>pick one
I'm going to have to go with choice no 1.
Nolan Harris
Lol okay apparently I’m a man now. Whatever you say. Tony fanboys are so funny.
Kevin Thompson
>I also hate his pathetic fanboys who self-insert as him.
What can I say, I love AIDS tested blood!
William Ross
I literally criticized Endgame Tony on Twitter and his legion of fanboys attacked me. It was actually so funny.
Jonathan Howard
Your first mistake was going on twitter.
Nathan Robinson
>He doesn't agree with me. He must be a fanboy.
Stark is one of the more fucked up characters Marble has every made but that doesn't give your trans ass a pass on trying to act like a "gril"
Blake Lee
>being rich and fucking super models and flying in a suit of armor,
>Being an asshole
>pick one
That's the genius of Iron Man. You can have both.
Parker Evans
True I’ll admit that mistake.
Most of them had male self-pics.
Jordan Wright
>I literally criticized Endgame Tony on Twitter
Yeah, it's a public forum. Should the main character of the movie franchise that just put out what will become the highest grossing movie EVER, not have fanboys?
Cooper Green
Why does he look like John Oates here?
Julian Jones
Don’t forget the lotion the next time you fantasize about being Tony.
Juan Parker
My role model for life is Tony Stark, a futurist.
I NEVER forget the lotion.
Bentley Williams
Can I be modern Tony? I don't want a perm.
Cooper Richardson
Except that if Stark hadn't splintered the Phoenix, it would have taken over Hope (who was explicitly NOT READY), and Hope would have either gone Dark Phoenix or she would have been Snikt'd by Sniktbub before it was too late.
X-Fans like you like to conveniently ignore anything that undermines the "Cyclops was right" narrative. If the Avengers hadn't intervened, the mutants wouldn't have returned.
Jaxon Foster
He is not an xfan. He is a Tony hater larping as a Tony fan. He has done this a million times and it gets tiring.
Jace Gonzalez
>You just know she pegs him while he gets off to humiliation talk
Is there no middle ground? Can a couple not peg in a fair and even manner? What's the issue with Scott taking a plastic dick then rolling over and giving jean/emma a high five?
Connor Hughes
you know the drill bitch, post feet pics or gtfo
Thomas Evans
Stark and House got a pass because they are two fucking Genius. Even Mozart was a piece of shit.
Connor Richardson
So her getting the power a week later was enough prep time to control it?
Asher Hall
This post is 99% bait and I'm not surprised Yea Forums fell for it but there's definitely a smidgen of truth with the self inserting shit. If it wasn't true then we wouldn't have faggots like Starkfag projecting his racist ideology and shitty personality onto Tony and all the anons obsessed with the idea of him being a dicklet.
Ryan Nguyen
He's not the polar opposite of the friendly neighborhood Spider-man, yet many of the personality and roles between the two are diametrically opposed. It's striking to see the character gone through the transformation to become so much of a hero in the mainstream.
Part of his appeal is kind of is the redemption from early failings or misdeeds.
Being in a world of heroes while motivated by human needs, how would one justify not doing as much as possible to stop terrible things. Aren't you responsible for what happens due to your inaction when you have all the capital and know how at your disposal?
During the early 2000's Civil War event he was still used as pretty much the antagonist doing shady if not straight "Lawful Evil" kind of activities.
Don't know, some writers took him to fantastic places and he really is my favorite for those moments.
Not because he's a hero, but because he's human that takes three steps forward and does take a few steps back when he needs to (though some of those steps back rather horrendous in comically sci-fi fashion)
Landon Powell
Well then you will love deadpool and his fans.