Animation Domination General #1: Wageslave Edition

>the documentary isn't about Homer's horrific murder of his family
Booo

how many times have they spent the college fund?
why isn't it in the bank?

>No funny names like Sal's Sliders
Soiled it. Soiled it. Soiled it

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Who's the narrator?

>let me just stop this documentary
please, listen to Marge.

It's going to be Bart, isnt it?

That's for ratings at the end

God, fuck Helen Lovejoy.

your mom's ass

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wow, they just did a 'get it?' joke.

Welcome to the party.

Take solace in sweet justice.

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moe's silhouette looks like a fucking puppet

>I had a dog
>IS CAT NOW!
first good joke of the episode

Fuck Milhouse too.

... is Gak back? Is that actually popular with kids again?

kek Based Milhouse

>slime is popular with kids
Pretty sure most kids would spend that money on Fortnite DLC.

its also a rehashed joke

Lisa just quoted Fresh Prince?

It's not Gak specifically, just random glittery slime. Kids like to make it too since it's so easy. Just takes glue, glitter, and rubbing alcohol I think.

>breaking bad parody
Jesus these writers are out of touch

as much as I like will forte, that's not the guy that runs King Toot's
what was rehashed about cat with dog head on cat head?

Cedric who? book 4 is where sirius dies. in a really contrived "Fuck you, reader" way that got me to stop reading the series

I have never heard of slime being popular with kids.

I thought Angelica Button was the Harry Potter of their world.

Not the first time.

They also have 'Star Wars' and 'Cosmic Wars'.

It was huge for a while. People made bank on YouTube filming themselves making it and playing with it.

They both are. Tween literature is a scam, remember?

Type in slime on Youtube it's huge with the kids you'll see.
Sirius dies in 5. Cedric dies at the end of 4 right before Harry and Volde fight for the second time technically.

Damn I can't even watch anymore. Had to switch to Sling from DirectTV Now. Lost all my local channels in the process. But fuck paying that ridiculous pay hike for less channels.

please don't say tween
oh so there were 7 of them? okay.
actually this is coming back to me now. goblet of fire, right.

What's the deal with that?

>you can't spell greed without sneed
Whoa they really went there?

Can we make this a potter thread? I can't ever watch the show cause im always reading this thread anyway

youtube.com/watch?v=MVowe9EwpDw

shouldn't krusty be buying a violin for his daughter

holy shit jackie mason sounds terrible. they should kill his character off alrea- oh right

you can't use an antenna?

I genuinely enjoyed that bit with lisa talking about her shame in needing a hopscotch tutor. this is adorable.
I was referencing that, you dopey cunt. are you not watching the show? THEY Didn't say 'is cat now'

Lets them mock Episode 1 years after 1999.

I don't know how. Are they cheap and easy to install and go to every tv in the house?

digital antennae are unreliable in the extreme

oh holy shit it was marge

>watching the simpsons in 2019

kek what a bitch

wahh i called it.

>Kangaroo meat
But thats a great protein

>timeses
Is this an old person thing?

it's also pretty expensive isnt it?

>Marge's voice
Just put Kavner out of her misery already

>Oh good, the cat's done
amusing
>Bart has to walk in with the cat, totally OOC, just so whiners don't complain
fucking dud of an episode.
>I have a secret too. (I'm losing my hair)
... okay, one more good one.
it's a little kid thing. that was a total Peter Griffin line

How is out of character for Bart to save his cat from being cooked alive? He's a prankster not a fucking psychopath.

Did we get any Lisa or Marge feet?

Who's ready for the actually good show to start airing?

Thats more of a Lisa thing.

Well, American Dad moved to TBS on Mondays, so you're gonna have to wait an awful while

What the fuck was that last line
what WAS that? that was like something out of season 16

Ohhhhh, it was Ken Burns.

Futurama hasn't been on FOX since 2003

Yeah

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I'm surprised it wasn't Maggie somehow.

your reading comprehension's pretty lousy, user. not watching the show I take it? then why are you here?
he didnt save the cat, he walked in holding the cat so pussies would know grandpa is just crazy
because it's not enough for snowball to just show up in future episodes. we have to protect feefees.

yknow guys i love bob's burgers, but the intro gags are really getting less funny.

Family Guy isn't for another 30 minutes

>Into the Spider-Hearse
Haven't noticed that before, nice.

Wow the store on the right was for rent and empty. Were they too lazy to think up a pun?

The van changes every episode. So does the sore next door. Its like the couch gag on Simpsons.

>Haven't noticed that before, nice.
you haven't noticed something that just now aired for the first time before?

I think you're insane. My reading comprehension is fine, you're just pulling shit to complain about out of thin air. Get some rest dumbass.

Uh, it was a doll accessories store. I forget the pun
Or was this a scene after the intro? within the show itself, that store is always empty.

'Doll Things Considered'.

Been watching this for years and never paid that much attention to detail.

Colleen's voice sounds so familiar

>Exploring a hardware store
super fun. done it a million times.

>Into The Spider Hearse
Slott joke?

Sometimes its the best joke of the episode. That or the burger of the day.

That was it. good memory, boke.
How is that possible?
isnt that the gorilla woman on SNL?

The movie.
Now that I do notice.

>Bob's Burgers, we're a restaurant!
I'd buy so many burgers from a place where a cute teen girl answers the phone that way.

Dude, they're like less than $20 for a 30-mile radius indoor antenna. You literally just plug it into your TV's coax outlet, run a scan on your TV and voila, free channels. You need one for every room but they're worth it for free network channels. Thats what I'm using now. Watching Bob's Burgers in HD.

Shit up nigger.
Pic related is you

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Hearing Louise in Toy Story just sounds wrong.

>finally an episode not about the kids
>its a linda episode
>and it still involves the school

why the fuck does anyone like this show

Oh look, Toy Story 4. The movie no one asked for.

Asked 4.

Toy Story No One Asked 4.

Theres a joke somewhere in there.

Can you link me a good one to buy on Amazon?

This show is max confy. In having my first kid at 28 in about 2 weeks and love the low pressure life if bob

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>Dude, they're like less than $20 for a 30-mile radius indoor antenna.
That's... either not true, or 30 miles isn't very far. I think the latter. That's not far at all. Unless you live right next to your local station.. Either way the cheapest one I could find was 60 dollars.
>You literally just plug it into your TV's coax outlet, run a scan on your TV and voila, free channels.
they run like shit. If anything interrupts the signal even a little, it cuts out completely. Unlike the old days when you just got a little static
also... is it really the coax you plug it into? could have sworn you have to use the AV jacks

Mazel tov, user. still waiting on my first date but looking forward to having kids.

I'm loving how clearly corrupt this nice lady is, and how the lady Linda hates was just being sensible.

in real life though, do people really care about school shit? don't they usually feel they pay enough in taxes, and school faculty waste enough of it on basically not teaching shit, just playing videos all day and nonstop free time?

Thanks nig

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this lady is terrible at hiding her corruption

So are P.T.As really this powerful?

I think this might just be a trademark Bob's Burgers exaggeration, where some piddly little smalltime local thing has huge importance in this weird town

Did Hardee's just mock the "save an animal" commercial but with vegetables?

Seriously, I'm not a PETAfag but that pissed me off.

That sounds amazing. I miss Hardees.
save-the-animal shit needs mocking.

Linda does not know how to do spreadsheets..

oh yeah, I keep forgetting Jim Dauterive is producing this
it's the low-flows again. I'm okay with this. Some plots are okay to recycle twice when they havent been done before.

>it's a linda accidentally gets mixed up in a fraudulent business scheme episode
why are these so common?

Anywhere I can watch the new episodes?

This lady IS doing a lot of work for free..
maybe we shouldnt have PTAs at all. maybe they're stupid.

i really expected the parrot to fly out of the store as they entered

watchcartoononline is always good
that's cartoon singular

WE NOW RETURN TO...

Bob's plot must've been written in like 5 minutes. The old man just gets 3 birds after we've seen one interaction with him?

I wish there was more of Meg in a leotard.

WE NOW RETURN TO

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that's your problem with it? they explained how he got them

>Vimeo

w-what

Are those real people?

OH SHIT COREY IS BACK AND HE'S BASED AND REDPILLED

i don't know who any of those faggots are lol

>it's a Corey episode
Based

wow i sure love sucking dick

They do nothing other then organize events but the kids and teachers could do it themselves. It's always been a social club for parents.

They've gone off the fucking deep end

What is with these last two seasons and making fun of Youtubers?

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I have no idea if this is a good joke or not

also why do people think it's bad for us to own the media and banking? we're doing a good job with it, mostly.

I fucking love Corey! Why didn't they make more fictional ones like him instead of just listing off real youtbers?

>that Pewdster diss
Oh no no no no

What kind of dated,out of touch shit shall we be witness to on this night?

>halo game
The fuck? Who cares about halo anymore?

what's a meme?

>Like Comiccon without the moose knuckle

kek.

my tv broke, what's going on with Family Guy

old media is scared of the shitty new media

>youtubers doing redpilled nazi shit
Relevant as fuck

tons of people right now. they just remastered everything up to Reach I think. I think 5 might have some players too.

G O R E

Peter goes to Vidcon

Definitely don't claim peterpumpkineater69 on all relevant social media

>those are real people
>I don't recognize a single person
>I'm an out of touch old man

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Family guy writers are unironic boomers/GenXers that only cars about the 70s and 80s

TV is dying because of youtubers

>HEY LOUIS REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN I ATE MEG'S ASS

I'm glad they're acknowledging that most of the "popular" youtubers that youtube pushes are backed by mega corporations.

Seth must have been dying inside while voicing this. He hates computer and internet stuff apparently.

They're fucking liveposting on it right now. They posted Peter in the hospital bed a couple minutes ago.

tv was already dying, youtube just picked up the pace
then, once it started making money, they fucked it up just as badly as tv

Most sane people don't know who any of them are either.

What the hell did Triscuits ever do to you, seth?

triscuits are fucking awful, though the texture is.. intriguing?
I didnt notice that. or do you mean because of the triscuit sponsorships? sponsorships are kinda given out at random, it's hardly the same thing as acknowledging youtube's corporate shenanigoats

he likes star trek though

>Seth must have been dying inside while voicing this. He hates computer and internet stuff apparently.
He also hates all liberal SJWs and millennials.

They are nasty shit.

There's like 2 flavors I like but I can't stand plain.

and this episode does too, what's your point?
uhh but he is those

Hey, Psyduck is listening to Whitney Houston, not The Turtles.

Wait a fucking minute. Didn't they have a Triscuit sponsorship at some point? They made a whole animated segment about it. Triscuit must've fucking burned them and pulled their sponsor. You know the FG crew can hold a grudge.

Corey mentions his sponsor company who isn't evil and controlling the government.
But not that.
Disney has a youtube content network and a few youtubers are under their control.

KEK

okay that was good

Psyduck has gold arms, not yellow, fuck this movie.

>internet video stars are so filthy!
... wow, they couldn't have gotten that more wrong. Do they think it's still the golden age of AVGN?

Is that Dennis Leary?

That's a big car

>camera on tripod
>still shaking

I missed that line
disney needs to be dismantled at this point. basic trustbusting.

4 You

L.A. Beast?

triscuit rosemary and olive oil and roasted tomato hummus is godly.
FUCKING GOD TIER!
I shit you not.

They actually have the Stories from the episode on the actual Stories on Instagram. Pretty impressive effort.

Hummers are not cars they're vehicular abominations.

arae there people who don't wash the tip of their middle finger regardless? hell that's ALL i wash

>meg becomes boogie2988

>meg is wearing a Bears jersey
Wouldn't it make sense to wear a Patriots jersey?

That wasn't a space balls reference was it?

Everyone has eaten raw bacon before, r-right?

I was wondering why the magic shell hardened, but the ice cream thing explained it.

haha that's a really solid satellite radio gag from.... 2007?

Now I wish they included his instagram in the show more often. But, I think it's good that they don't overdo it too.

>Meg weight gain
The time has come and so have I

Didn't family guy like KISS

>peter is actually the ice cream imposter peter
Classic gag

but flyovers are big fat slobs,its 2019 user

>> Game Boy Beep

Oh Sam.....

All Internet celebrities get outed as terrible people eventually.

people dont like the patriots cuz they win superbowl

>shitting on hummers
What year is it? Do they even make those anymore

Not everyone, but I'm sure you aren't alone. I wouldn't, because the very idea is disgusting, but somewhere there is someone other than you that enjoys it.

this is pretty neat episode so fart. The show is pretty unstable when it comes to quality.

I can’t believe dogbaby is a canon gay couple

And she she's had white fluids on her mouth multiple times. They know what they're doing.

So we're doing the million followers thing? Didn't South Park do this already?

no I mean the shit is censored to fuck and back. nobody goes on the internet and says a bunch of swears now. the sponsors won't allow it.

Peter does, I don't the rest of the family cares

So how are they going to lazily restore the status quo this week?

This episode... isn't entirely awful. What happened?

I think they make H2s still but they're a rare sight these days.

It took them 20 years to do a diabetes episode?

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user you do realize that will kill you, right? there's no cure for trichinosis

don't rich assholes still buy hummers?

I would rather watch Dr. Pepper than Dr. Who now.

Isn't type 2 diabetes permanent?

Its the right thing to do.

Even some of the most family friendly, corporate backed youtubers still swear a lot and keep their sponsors. They just have to censor it. They're not as polished as TV personalities yet.

Seth doesn't give a shit as long as his pet projects get support he and the staff will pump out episodes like this.

they have been since season 5 or so

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you ever have an image you save three years ago and suddenly it's relevant again so you dig through 10 folders to find it?
yup

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Didn't they also get a bunch of American Dad's writers too?

no. you just have to stop being fat

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

>implying Family Guy cares about consistency and reality

fucking cutie.

Well I mean you're not really wrong.

>weight gain
>suggestive fluids
>ass
>feeding
Damn they are hitting all the fetishes tonight. This may be the lewdest Meg episode to date.

Your aim is a little off.

Yes, but it's a cartoon so it'll be like Peter's smoking damage.
There are people who aren't even fat and get it.

>how should we end the scene

that is one accurate mccartney drawing

>meg's feet

A content network is there to fight Youtube/Google for you and prevent them from demonetizing you.
Like user mentioned companies backed by Disney, Viacom, and such can play hard ball and pull their ads and support. So you have youtubers with big followings and sponsors able to curse and say stupid shit without fear while smaller content makers have to walk on egg shells, get demonetized, and all around fucked over by Google.

This is so fucking hot lads

>Those dead ass feet

Ugh.

waht the FUCK

do you guys have any cool screencaps of this episode haha

>those feet
And there goes a boner

Shining out of nowhere.

What was the reference?

MY NAME CLEVELAND BROWN, AND I AM FUCKING DEAD

What the fuck just happened? Was that a fucking Shining reference?

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What is it like to drive a Hummer?

>There are people who aren't even fat and get it.
sort of.

Just like his show!

>He really was the Hulk

heh

Yes、 you dumb zoomer.
Pic related is you

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>this concludes the B story

>Turns out ol Mark really was the Hulk
Heh.

I assume. I don't watch movies like that.

holy shit season 1 friends
and acknowledgement of how they havent showed up since then
the captioning said "Girls farting musically" that wasnt fucking musical

Yup

Wow, they're sneaking in some good morals at the very tail end.

its like having dominion over the entire highway

A weight gain fetish user had died from cumming too hard

I'd rather lose my feet than go blind desu.

>they havent showed up since then

They still appear once or twice a season.

>Meg got everyone in school fat too
I wish this been more the focus. Sorta hope we see a fat connie

>iphone

It kinda is a permanent thing.

aaaaand theres the status quo

Nigga I don't watch rewatch movies. I watch them once and never watch them again.

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different people are different

Why the fuck can't he make someone love me or bring back the dead?

wow, that aladdin trailer looked awful
think we can get a promise the graphics will be redone, like Sonic?

They forgot Connie exists. I think she was last seen being implied to have been raped by Quagmire a decade ago.

Movie comes out this month so not likely

Its the rules.

Or he just chooses not to. "He doesn't like doing it" implies he tried it at least once.

What an interesting episode

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>Star Trek mobile game ad on Fox
They want The Orville audience so bad.

They pretty much just said what it was a reference to.

You're just that completely unlovable. Nothing in the universe will make it happen.

Not him but many people confuse reducing your A1C with "curing" T2D. It's like wearing glasses vs. laser eye surgery, except obviously it's not an on/off thing.

Y’all I watched some Orville because/co/ said it was good.
It was ok.

RATE THE EPISODES

RATE THE EPISODES

RATE THE EPISODES

AND LOCAL NEWS TOO

ROADHOUSE

rate the shows

every disease is permanent until it's cured.
pancreatic function can resume once you get your body chemistry in order

Family Guy's getting really weird and I like it desu.

Sam Elliot was the best part of that one.

I recall her in an episode where they try to make Chris popular

HES
A
SENPAI
ILY
GUYYYYYY

I tried it. It's just another one of those game of war clones

I was promised disney MAGIC

ROADHOUSE/10

I'll agree with the no bring back the dead but why the fuck can't he give me instant love? Can he give me the power to mind control people? Can he give me the power to induce chemical reactions in the brain? If he can, I want my love without doing a bunch jumping through a bunch of hoops.

Not sure on the first but I think it's implied he "Can" bring someone back to life but the results aren't good

It's way better than ST:D, which is all that people really cared about.

ROADHOUSE.
They were all shit this week.

They were all good.

News is...I dunno. Probably more people getting shot in Baltimore.

You sound evil.

.........

Although I want a woman to do that to me.

a total of six homicides that included two babies shot in a quintuple shooting

Disney M.A.G.I.C
Magic
Actually for
Gargantuan
Income from
Customers

Nah last time they brought the critic back it was bad.

Hummer jokes in 2019? Man, if it wasn't already clear that Family Guy is phoning it in.

Hell, this bit from 2006 is waaay more timely.
youtube.com/watch?v=VvVThrMhnuE

Don't you mean "it stunk"

Will they ever reference Sneakers O' Toole ever again?

I feel like some writers lurk these threads

Here we go. Brian is a scumbag again

Not true but I might as well be, do you even believe in love at first sight?

Well it would be nice but I can probably do without it. But I want a real specific love but he wants to be a cunt ass will smith genie. Did the OG genie have that rule?

I am not evil, I am just craved for a very specific amount of attention of a specific person.

They already did. You must have missed it.

Yes, the old genie had the same rules.

And I dunno if you're evil, but you have very...specific desires.

>tfw fatfag
Can't wait until mp4 goes up

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>group gaining
Jesus user please there's only so much I can take

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Well the genie is a faggot. I guess I either wish for mind control, a power to induce a chemical reaction in the brain, power over pheromones, or memories rewriting powers, surely the love I seek can be acquired with one of these!

Yeah...good luck with that bro.

>That's... either not true, or 30 miles isn't very far.
The problem is it's 30 miles... for the largest stations assuming you have line of sight. Antennas work pretty well, although I make my own.

So how good was the fat Meg content in this episode? I'm a fatfag who wasn't able to catch it live.

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You obviously have no standards and shit taste to want fatfag shit and with meg so I'm sure you'll love it.

It's up on KimCartoon if you wanna see it

>open shirt Gene
muh dick

Why is Family Guy the only good animated show on Fox these days?

t. Seth

I did when I was younger, didn't realize it was unhealthy. I would drink the raw bacon juice too.

At least Toy Story 4 has a chance of being good, unlike your posts.