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Ah great. Another day in this shitty city. I wonder what could go wro- >She hears the echo of an explosion Christ I didn't even get to finish my sentence.
>She then heard the word 'Rich' and had every ounce of her attention redirected Well well well what do we have here? Time to work some of your magic JJ! Now how does one get free money from a teenager? Hmmmm....
huh i haven't saw bigmaw in a while.. Comics? i love comics! hey! i like your get up! Im sure the other heroes.. got that they don't need back up.. R-right?
Free money for everyone! Only one dollar bills, though. Oh, jeez, you're Pressure Girl. I'd ask for your autograph, but I got nothing to write it on. Are your horns real?
Power fluctuation detected Source identified Analyzing source ... Incomplete data for analysis Accessing historical records ... Analysis complete Initiating dialogue parameters ... Greetings Dynamo! I am Guardian Maximus. Since my arrival on this planet, I have taken it upon myself to act as Defender of the Earth in much the same manner that you have done in the past. After comparing our own individual capabilities, I believe a mutual alliance will be beneficial to the safety of both the city and the planet as a whole. With our systems working in tandem, nothing can stand in our way.
>Someone was trying to stop the cash flow! Whoa Whoa hey! Wait a damn second here! Dont give it to some Charity!...Actually. no wait...Y-Yeah, yeah! You should totally donate, donate to the JJ foundation. Its a great Charity that gives the money to the Gal who REALLY needs it!
Charities are just scams ran by satanists and communists, I've heard. If I give it out this way, everyone has an equal chance to get money regardless of their financial situation. It's also fun. Very, very fun.
>Cosmo floats down onto the sidewalk, giving a small wave to people nearby. I didn’t think cities this large were so rich that they could afford to leave money lying around on the streets.
NO DON'T DO IT MR. CROCODILE, GREEN PAPER ISN'T GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH!
Charles Hall
what's with this sassy lost child? >Vic consumes his daily dose of greens as his doctor ordered
Justin Murphy
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU WILL HAVE STOMACAAACHE.
Justin Bennett
Talk about money ill spent. Ba dum tiss. I think, I don't really have a punchline. I'm relatively sure destroying money is a federal offense. Better grab as much as you can, because soon it'll be all gone! Mostly because of the man eating it all.
>After being kicked out of the special needs home when he was able to walk temporarily yesterday from his increased powers of friendship, Spino rolls down the street looking for a location he can at least recharge his wheelchair before it runs out of charge
Ahch leesh Ah cahn slehh en muh cshar unna ah berrrh ah shormeng tonah...... buh Ah'm gehhen soh hungrah........ ("At least I can sleep in my Chair under a bridge or something tonight...... but I am getting so hungry......)
Needah csharrsh uh sumwhur farsh........ Ah wesh Ah nuh wherr muh freeshh wer..... ("Need to Charge up somewhere first...... I wish I knew where my friends were......")
>Gigaraffe was passing by, flipping through an English phrasebook app on his phone, when he accidentally bumped into Spino's chair Wah! Sumimas-- I mean 'excuse me, sir'! Ah, chotto... I know you, you're Kaiju-San's friend.
>as he ran into the young he looked down stunned and the words he said stuck out to him >"Kaiju-san"...... >"Does he mean Kenjakitty?" >"How does he know Kenjakitty? Is he a Magic Girl too?" >And then the words and feelings they carried hit him like a wave >"Friend"
>Then suddenly his body seems to snap more into place in the wheelchair Fren-..... Friend? You look familiar, I think I saw you last time when the apple girl took me to the hospital. I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry, I have to find somewhere to charge my wheelchair or else I'll be stuck by this time tomorrow without it!
I no longer have a home to stay out, so KenjuKitty says that I have to learn to survive on my own if I want to be hero. Sometimes I think I made the wrong choice signing that contract....... sometimes.......
>Cosmo spots the extremely crippled sack of a man How could someone like that survive? Was that the work of a villain? Though, he seems to be better on second inspection. Not by much.
huh, i never looked at it like that... well i don't think its breaking the law.. i don't think i ever learned how to count money how much did you give to the public?
See, I'm not sure if this is just defiance or you honestly didn't get what we meant by "protection money", but in all honestly it doesn't matter.
"Your store has already suffered a couple of raids by very angry burglars, a shame. And now it would seem that you're going to have an unfortunate, but most importantly easily-avoidable-if-you-purchase-our-services, accident on your way to work."
All that I know is that I'm buried under a pile of money and I've been doing this for two days with mild success. Overall, I'm a texbook phil. Phil anthro. Philosophist.
>Just then, from nearby he hear the rustling in a nearby alleyway
Hey, little leopard boy, do you hear that? >He turns his wheelchair in the direction of the sound, his concern shifting from the urgency of his wheelchairs power to someone in need.
HEHAH God I can't believe it. Money! I have so much Mon~ey~, I have so much Mon~ey~! >As she sang to herself she found her way to the alleyway where a Certain Hero was Oh shit Owlman! Fuck should I help? .... Hmmneehh, he seems to be doing fine so far.. >JJ stands there in clear view watching, pretty much forgetting that she had Money in her at and all over her person
Suddenly she got a call on what appears to be a flip phone. >... Oh okay.. I'll be on my way Oh.. 2 days? maybe if you have too much money you should still donate to a cause you like! like keeping poor people off the streets! I don't knowwhataphilosophistis OK i gotta jet, please try to not give your money to evil people! >Pressure girl floated away somewhere else >While she was floating to her destination she saw something amiss a group of people bullying someone and who is there hmm... >my job comes first! HAAAAA!!! >She sprung into action! she propelled herself toward where who was and flipped into action with a heel Drop to the nearest bald baddie PRESSURE HELL! >She dug the mans head into the ground, and finally stuck the landing What.. did i miss?
>Leopard ano... >Choosing to ignore the taxonomical error, Gigaraffe listened out Sounds like some kind of disturbance. I'd better go see if I can be of some help. Thank you for your assistance, Batabata-san
Man this is getting good. Wish I had some popcorn..
>Then someone was crushed! Oof damn! Impressive. Oh hey you're that Horny gal, heya...again..
HAH, what a loser. >JJ notices as the Dumbass villain is crying, the people who were causing all tyhe trouble in the first place were getting away} Ay! They're getting away!! >She gave chase
Adam Watson
>Confused by the situation, Spino sees the man crying out in pain and all those surrounding him and decides he won't this crying man be bully
KENJUKITTY! HENSHIN!
>he then flings himself like a cartwheel out of his chair as he starts to take on the Mahou form
>He scowls at the owl Alright you villainous wretch! What heinous acts have you done to accost this man! Back off, or in the name of the sun and all prettiness underneath it, I, MAHOU SPINO, will have to defeat you and your bullying!
>She moved her foot slightly to pose I think i got this landing thing nailed down >She saw someone else coming at her, she crouched inward and sprung up her leg going at a high angle, nailing the man in the chin, the rest of them men halted >then they ran off out of the alleyway HA! that was soo cool! im glad those yoga lessons payed off, i am flexible as can be! >she tapped her foot on the ground, then turned to who Yes it does, i saw you were in need of ass-- Oh.. spin-- >She herd the snap and coudn't plug her ears in fast enough, something about that noise grained on her something fierce Ghn! Ow-ow-ow I don't like that noise!
DON'T PLAY COY WITH ME, I SEE THE LITTLE DRAGON BOY YOU'RE BULLYING! ONE OF MY ONLY FRIENDS IS A DRAGON, I CAN'T LET PEOPLE LIKE HER DOWN!
>He then sprouts wings of sparkles and dives right at Who as he focused energy into his Knee I'LL MEND YOU OF YOUR WAYS!
[ MAJESTIC MAHOU TECHNIQUE: ELEGANT EAGLE'S LAST GOODBYE TO HIS UNLOVED DAUGHTER! ]
>His gaze was stopped momentarily as he saw the familiar pressure girl, but focused back on his target hoping to protect the man who was believing in him
>t-thats the point piss-point responce user I'm assuming your the poster, you're killing the thread with your autism,fucking kill yourself
Benjamin Robinson
>He then lands with grace and holds a stance, trying not to use too much Mahou as he tried to reassured the bullied reptilian civilian I hope you are safe little Dragon Bo- >He notices the person had fled
.....--anywho! Big mean birds preying on wyrms just because they crawl on their bellies are cruel and you should change your wicked ways of tormenting these people! I don't know what life experience drove you to such spandex laced skylarking, but whatever it is you can find a better path than taking it out on those weaker than you! I know the temptation to exhume your will on others once you have power or find weakness is overwhelming, but it is in the better nature of people to find more productive and conducive outlets to their aims!
>Who pulls himself gradually back to his full height. His midsection still singing songs of that last attack. It's fine, Pressure Girl. I'm okay. It's nothing I'm not used to. Its easy to mistake me for some kind of monster being born the way I was. I understand all too well. Back home Living Totems like myself are usually revered. Trained to be a servant and guardian of the people from youth. But I was different. The Owl, an Omen of Death, The Boogeyman personified, a "Big, Mean Bird"...
So, if you wish to assuage your fear of the unknown with violence, I suggest you don't pull your punch next time. Or you could speak with me... and learn just Who I am.
>Hearing his words, feeling remorse for betraying his friend Pressure girls trust, and misunderstanding the situation he can't help but feel guilt for his action
I-..... I'm sorry. I just came to the sound of someone crying and struggling. Its so hard to know deep down who is on what side of all conflicts going on in this city. I'm sorry if I imposed on you, harmed you, or or brought up bad memories. I too have a past rife with judgments on my appearances. Just not the visage you see now. But I meants not to kill or maim, only to protect who I thought was in trouble. Even moreso my Mahou attack should made you weigh 3 times your normal weight with your malefic aspects, but I guess as we can see you weren't wrong here. I'm........ I'm sorry. Forgive me for my rudeness. I'm Barnaby. But you can call me Mahou Spino! >He then feels a piercing gaze from somewhere
>A dreadfully distinct glow of red has suddently appeared in the outskirts of Yea Forumstropolis. For whatever reason, it seems to also emmit a sustained wind in all directions
>Jerry just got done returning to his apartment and putting up his groceries. >His scarf billows in the sustained wind as he walked down the street Hm? Windy t-today..
>The shine quickly lifts up 30 meters into the air, before it launches a streak of gray matter to the ground!
>It comes to a complete hault, however, when it reaches an undefined space. Like high velocity water impacting on a wall, the matter has no choice but to halt completely when it reaches a certain place
My God it's 1 am, I'll do a quick introduction and hop off to bed
>Guardian Maximus slowly approaches the splodge of grey matter >The Cobalt Colossus stops just shy of ten meters from the material, still towering over the strange substance Initiating observation mode No signs of external activity Anomaly and material show no matches to anything in internal database Continue monitoring Weapon systems on stand-by
Ofcourse, O-Old friend. I hope you're well Vic. >Jerry takes out one of what seems like 12 packets of Hot Chocolate, and hands one to vic S-Sorry that I can't brew it here.
Stand back citizens, Guardian Maximus has this incident under control Analyzing subject Unknown physiological attributes found Brainwave activity detected Cognitive Functions: Present Possible Threat? Unknown Initiating diplomatic measures ... Attention unknown individual! Identify yourself and your purpose for being here immediately. Escalation or conflict is not necessary
>The figure does not react, but it inmediatly pulls out a short ''tube'' out of its socket when it sees the child aproaching
>The figure simply stares blankly at the metal-made humanoid. It speaks out, in a very formal matter
''I stand on a journey, a crusade in which my only goal is to defeat my arc nemesis. After victory or defeat, I will alert you no more and begone to the place from which I came. Now let me be...''
I'll go to bed, it's 2 am and I got stuff to do tomorrow
>The figure does not react, but it immediatly pulls out a short looking object out of its socket when it sees the child aproaching
>The figure simply stares blankly at the metal-made humanoid. It speaks out, in a very formal matter
''I stand on a journey, a crusade in which my only goal is to defeat my arc nemesis. After victory or defeat, I will alert you no more and begone to the place from which I came. Now let me be...''
I'll go to bed, it's 2 am and I got stuff to do tomorrow
>Maximus stares at the figure, analyzing his response Possible Threat? Negative Very well stranger, we shall leave you be. If you ever require assistance, Maximus is willing to lend a hand Not to worry child. This man may seem strange, but he poses no threat to us. Leave him be.
Alright, M-Mister. Just be careful, okay? >Jerry smiles at the figure, and nods >He notices Zilly, and waves softly Good e-evening, Zilly. A-And Gigaraffe, Namaste!
>Jerry warmly waves at Gigaraffe, too. Be safe okay?
>Intercepting the call through his various radio communications, Maximus' attention turns to Zillette skipping away The city nuclear facility is no place for a child, let alone one of superhuman nature. Something is going on... >The Sapphire sentinel turns to Jerry Blue mage, I do not believe that child is acting on benevolent or innocent intentions. Her... caretaker... has instructed her to go to the Power Plant. We should follow her
>Within a scant second, Zilly's form begins to contort, growing as her skin darkens to an olive green. >Where a little girl stood only a few seconds earlier is now a gigantic beast, screeching its wrath and shoot and ball of blue flame into the polluted clouds about them >She towered above the nuclear plant now
STUPID ROBOT MAN! GO 'WAY! ZILLY GOTTA DO A FAVOR FOR NANNY!
>Jerry watches as Zilly acts out against the clouds ...Z-Zilly? >He pauses Saphire Sentinel, be careful, L-Let me.. let me... >Jerry stands, looking up as the air blows on his scarf and hat ... Zilly? I-It's okay.
Hit enter before the next sentence oof >"Zilly? I-It's okay." What's wrong? W-What does your nanny want you to do? M-Maybe I can help, just.. don't hurt anyone.
Matthew Cruz
It's no use Mage, she is beyond reason now She must be stopped... no matter the cost Initiating combat mode Engaging thrusters MAXIMUS GO >The giant robot rockets into the air, straight towards the rampaging monster >Several missile hatches across Maximus' body open and volleys of rockets erupt from his blue chasis >Searing optic beams make contact with the Kaiju's scaly hide THERE'S NO MAN OR MONSTER WHO CAN STOP ME
N-No! No no NO! >Jerry pushes out his hands, lashing out chains one after the other, trying to grab onto all of the missiles and pulling them away and into the ground >Explosions clash beside Jerry
S-Stop! >His voice echoes S-She's just a child, Don't hurt her!
Colton Gonzalez
Nanny needs a favor from her Zilly. Nanny doesn't ask much of Zilly. This is the least Zilly can do for Nanny---
>>Zillette let out a loud screech as the missiles catch against the thick scales of her backside, falling onto arms and knees in frustration >>She can feel the laser blast building in her throat again Stupid robot man! Nanny just needs Zilly to do this favor...!
i don't want to sound as a mood killer but as anyone asked what is this favor
Gavin Thomas
Your "favour" is endangering the lives of everyone in this facility, everyone in this entire city! If this person is willing to throw away the lives of innocents, she is not someone to listen to. If you are willing to assist in that regardless, then you are no better She has her choice, she chose to put lives at risk willingly. She is a threat I must stop. And if you, Mage, decide to interfere like that again, then I will see you too as a threat to this city's safety.
>Jerry stares, mulling over this thought >But something in the back of his head felt... itchy >After sitting there, he places a hand out to his side, a swirl of darkened blue energy conjuring his staff
She doesn't know any better! >Jerry began, almost yelling The only o-one threatening anyone is you! She's.... j-just a child.
You're the only one endangering lives right now! And if willingly murdering children is your justice then I will definitely grind you into the dirt with my own!
MOERU... GA KUURU! BOKUWA HIRO OF HIROZU! GIGARAFFE, KENZAN!
>The last burst of chagrin that Zillette needs to power up her laser is found within the robotic hero stating anything but good of her nanny, her only caretaker in the world
It looks like everybody is a-ok with the goddamn nuclear power plants being destroyed. That's what I'm assuming the "favor" is.
Gabriel Torres
Theres like three whole people tryna stop and/or diffuse what's going on It's fiiiine
Dylan Powell
Friendly fire: Disabled >A devastating optic beam lands right before Jerry and Gigaraffe, knocking them back and kicking up a massive dust cloud from the shock of the blast As I live, there is no evil that must stand I failed one world, I will not fail another Justice is indiscriminate I am Guardian Maximus I am your hope I keep you safe I am in control I am your hope I keep you safe >The robotic guardian seems to go into a malfunctioning state as he spews forth looping, pre-programmed phrases >In this strange trance, he is seemingly oblivious to Zillette charging her beam right behind him
>Zillette's discarded, seemingly antiquated flip phone suddenly lights up a bright red--the words OASIS flash across the screen repeatedly >A chuckle emits from the static, a holographic screen forming above the phone itself: on its screen, a darked haired woman saturated in deep reds smoking a cigarette smiled back at all those at the power plant
Well, well. Look at all these powerful beings. It would simply make me shake in my boots if I were to be anywhere near them while eliciting their ire.
Thanks to good little girls, though, I most certainly am not.
>Meanwhile inside the power plant a humanoid robot is speaking to what it seems to be no one A conflict outside has been confirmed, the apparent "Kaiju" seems to threathen the safety of the city. >A voice of a woman inside his head, responds. It's fine, the heroes will take care of it. A dumb plan like this won't work. Not to mention, we already got what we wanted. Retreat. >The robot responds. Understood. >Before leaving, he hears Maximus' words That behemothic mecha... Elicits a peculiar response in my programming. ... It doesn't matter. >He leaves, not to be seen yet.
>Jerry is blasted back, as he lands on a knee sliding backward Hnnrk.... Zilly, s-stop! >Jerry disappears in a poof of blue smoke, reappearing in a similar smoke inbetween Zilly and Maximus >Extending his arms outwards he stands in the way Noone has to attack a-anyone. Zilly, it's okay...
Adrian Foster
I am in control I am your hope I keep yo- >The sudden transmission from Zillette's phone snaps Maximus out of his programming loop >He whips around and focuses on the flip phone Accessing device Triangulating signal Error Signal blocked ... Whoever you are, your skills in cyber-protection are admirable. Even my systems aren't able to penetrate your firewalls Make no mistake though, I will find you. Justice will be dealt and you and your plans will be stopped, whatever they may be. So says I, Guardian Maximus >Maximus' systems pick up another signal, from another robot nearby >By the time he spins around to confront the android however, it is already gone
Gentlemen, gentlemen, one and all. I think it's time we had a talk, adults to adults. Zilly, please, go ahead and close your ears for this--its too, let's say, mature for you.
>>After the oversized beast does it, Marie smiles and nods indulgently--almost as if she cares, almost as if she minds what the little girl hears.
Now, first things first: I can assure you, your nuclear power planet will not be destroyed. The girl achieved her favor and it was not to destroy your fine establishment.
She did serve as an excellent distraction, though, didn't she just?
It's so easy to slip in and take something while everyone is busy with something as massively distracting as, say, a giant monster rampaging around the nuclear power plant. You all went to it like flies to honey.
Giving anyone with superior technology and abilities to, say, steal a powerful Sapphire. You may thank Madam Teng for this--I never would've thought to look into dragon stones before she showed up with her ruby. It will be a DELIGHTFUL power source for my little project.
Oh and....tell the Owl man I said hello.
Catch me if you can. That phone self-destructs by external command, by the way, so I'd suggest getting rid of it in....oh, say, the next minute or so?
>Jerry looks up at Zilly, lost in concern for her As long as no one else gets hurt, I-I don't care. >He smiles and mouths 'It's okay'
>Jerry looks to who, and walks over, encasing the soon to potentially destructing phone in a small sphere of Azure energy, floating it over into Jerry's hands >A Arcane Construct, if the phone were to explode, it's somewhat contained.
It'll be okay.. I-I don't know who stole what. But... We'll make e-everyone is safe. A-Always.
I suppose this not being a burner was too much to hope for after all. Still... >Scratcha Scrape-a Scratchascratch A minute should be plenty of time to >Who extracts the small metallic SIM card from the antiquated phone's innards and discards the device There may yet be a trail to follow...
Landon Gonzalez
>overwhelmed with frustration, confusion, and silence, Zilly's poor ability to control her power overwhelms her >Slowly losing conscious, hundreds of feet in the air, she plummets down >And still she won't take her hands off her ears
>Rocketing upwards, Guardian Maximus matches Zillette's speed and catches her in his hand >He slowly descends before placing her on the ground There may still be something left worth saving in you...
I'm sorry Is no one going to bring up the fact this Robot almost killed a child and did nothing to try and find another solution to the issue? Pretty crappy defender of the earth if his first answer to everything is to kill it
Thomas Brown
Guardian Maximus always supports healthy sleeping habits
>Jerry looks over at Maximus >The phone fizzles out in the Constructed orb and falls to the ground Thank you for catching her. B-But put her down.
Christian Johnson
>a child A giant lizard you mean.
Owen Scott
[Spoiler]I'm out too. Sleep well, fren[/Spoiler]
Christian Moore
>The giant places Zillette on the ground and takes a few steps back from her and the other heroes I am not your enemy mage I am this planet's defender I am your hope ... I won't forget this Jerry And I have a feeling you won't either >With that, Guardian Maximus' thrusters fire off and he rockets up into the sky and out of sight
>Jerry looks down at Zilly, and crouches down, checking on her until she's okay It's okay, S-Sentinel. You were just trying to help. ... >Jerry just stays there, after a nod and a smile.
Bentley Jackson
Bump
Justin Smith
Hey did miss something?
i was occupied telling people not to eat green paper, mom always tells me that green paper is bad for your health!
Isaac Brooks
>After she was done with the who exchange, she floated away toward the railroad district, this wasn't her jurisdiction to patrol at all. >She stopped in the air to make sure this was indeed the place.. It was. >she hovered inside
>Seeing the new person who went so far as to reveal his identity to him, Spino felt invigorated to do right by him for how he had wronged him. He saw the focus he had on the phone and his drive. It reminded him that while he is loosely attempting to do right, there are those like this one who were already set on their path of heroism and he had much room to grow Joh-Johnathan was it? I'm sorry for the trouble earlier, but if there is anything I can do, please, let me pay you back in whatever way I can. I don't really understand whats going on with Zilla's Mother, but I do want to help both you and her with whatever is going on. I never had a mother........
Zilly! Are you alright? >Concerned with the intent to help a friend, he clenched his fist and sought to resuscitate her, however he has long since lost track of how much Mahou he has
[ MAJESTIC MAHOU TECHNIQUE: TENDER TREMOR OF CATASTROPHIC CALMNESS! ]
>A pulsation emitted from his fist towards her, removing any and all bad thoughts, physical strain, and returning her body to a completely refreshed state of normalcy. If can't even help my friend......... then what was the contract for......... what would Kenjukitty say?........
>After ending her call, as she looked down on one of her many keyboards, a small crimson cat was sitting in a strange manner with a mirthful grin as it was extremely static, moving in a calm and controlled manner as its eyes met with her >It then spoke in a playful kid-like voice
Hi here. I see you have some powerful gems there. They are pretty aren't they? Do you have more? I like pretty things that shine like the sun.
MEANWHILE, IN THE VICINITY OF A BRIGHTSIDE THAT IS CONSPICIOUSLY NOT COVERED IN MONEY AND A SHOPPING CART THAT IS CONSPICIOUSLY FILLED WITH LARGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY...
>the Scientist began to speak It's so gooood to see you again abstract, look how you've grown! our little project turned into a masterpiece, look at you saving the people of this city,if we just had a bit more time studying you this would've been better that what you are n-- >The man was interrupted with a swift punch to the face Buhal! ugh!
>Paper speaks up It is paramount that you listen to us, Abby. We all have become defective,We've failed in keeping you a secret, the more we spent time within the city, interacting with people, the less effective we became for them. We were suppose to be brainwashed by the worm, but we.. Didn't and we escaped taking Dr. expunged with us. The only way for us to be fully set free is to fully erase our existence from the base. And that's why we have the Doctor with us, he was the few to know where it is located. Though we are only field agents, we all know the inner workings of the foundation and they'll stop at nothing for our silence. and to recapture you. They know who we live with, who we hang around with they'll be soon at our doorstep wanting our heads I am sorry if this is sudden,Abby. we can't hold our punches for any much longer.
MISTER ROBOT NOOO! >pinketty now cowering in fear on that size of that lad gets enough courage to speak w-who are you? and h-how did you get so strong?
You know, it really ruins the immersion when inbetween plot-related posts you have dumb shit like , so could you guys keep quiet for a while until 's finished? I'd really appreciate that.
Cooper Fisher
[BOOOO]
Blake Thompson
>literal autistic screeching Shouldn't you be getting spoonfed by your caretaker right now instead of shitposting on the internet, tard?
Isaac Evans
>Pressure girl starts to mumble to herself I don't wanna go back,I don't wanna go back,I don't wanna go back
>Pressure girl started to loose her focus, her friends in front of her started to fade, she looked down at her hands, her past coming back from the back of her mind She could feel the pokes on her skin, she could feel eyes all around her, she could feel the restraints on her weighing her down >the scientist spoke up You know even if we somehow not capture you, we still have a plan B.. I'm high up in the hierarchy of the foundation but "special projects" like you are abstract. >Pressure girl briefly snapping out of it, she looked toward the scientist >Dr.Expungedspat out a tooth Our special project.. our plan B is someone like you.. When you escaped we experimented.. Major.. experimented...on your cells or whatever we could extract from you.. That's all i know so far.
Pressure girl slowly lost her focus until Paper touched her shoulder, with her mask off Abby, it's okay, We're all going to be here for you, Me, D you? we're all family right? We stick with each other to the very end. You made friends with a bunch of people over the years. That woman that sells the records, Stix, That blue man jerry, that naked man, who, A bunch of people and who knows.. They'll help you out too. Even that rambler guy you sleep with >Pressure girl's focus soon came back to her. She welcomed the respite if it was only for a moment. She took a deep sigh, and laughed I-- I dont sleep with him i sleep in the van with him >D turned to the scientist and hoisted him off the ground Enough ogling them, Tell us where the location is! Or-- >The scientist frighten, wiggled around OK! i'll tell you, consider it a thanks.. Yes a thanks for letting me see my project again! I-It's somewhere in Little Sad Town! >With an Oof the man was let go, D walked over to one of the pillars Keep talking.
I'm just glad I made other people happy. This must be what it's like to be a superhero. Also I'm, like, probably gonna have a lot of tax write offs due to this. Or an investigation.
Sad little town, You know how we have places all around the world,Luckily for you, The brain we house is somewhat close to us, You know the front, It's a medical center, hospital there, you know since we want to kill you two that you wont get far, as soon as they see you it's shoot on sight,or worse, they'll just maybe, if they show sympathy they'll just use the worm to just eat your brain from the inside out and use you as a doll
Looc/Downside Uppercut user here, sorry I couldn't reply I had to do homework and now it's too late to draw, hopefully I'll have time for this tomorrow
Michael Robinson
Lovely.
A rat.
Get out, swindler, I know your games. Go play your games with your spineless man.
You got all that kai? >paper nodded with a thumbs up Now all that's left is with him, i got his key card. >Paper turned to D Just kill him where he stands, he serves no use to us now >pressure girl interjected I'd like to not see blood and.. uhh well someone dead today, i have an idea
Thank you, Barnaby. I never knew my mother either. Guess we aren't so different after all? Your help is appreciated, and if I'm in need, it's good to know I've another place to look. The same goes for you, if I can be of help. For now, however... >Who looks over the SIM card once more briefly I need to find a babysitter.
Samuel Campbell
>Pressure girl's voice became coarse, her eyes shined in red in the shadow You wanted to know where i sent that house? She raised her hand toward the scientist You'll finally know where. >. . . Woosh! >Like the wind, the doctor was gone >Pressure girl exhaled once more, placing her hands to her side >Paper spoke up Well.. We should all be going, and get ready for the days to come. I will go and feed my lizard and prepare him for the day. D where are you to go?
>Vic snaps back into consciousness while holding his kindly obtained hot chocomix he was hoping to share with his friend Jerry. "Hey! where did you go wizardman?" >Vic then takes out the local newspaper he was standing on offscreen "Man someone should give these reporters a raise alot has happened!"
Just take me home, i need to prepare >Paper picked a peice of paper from her cape and made an airplane, D and Paper got onto it >D turned to her Abby, if anything happens, make sure you dial any of our number. If you see anything Foundation related. if Kai has paper soldiers and cranes around the districts, but they don't cover the entirety of the city. Just be mindful of your surroundings >Pressure girl nodded slowly. and they left. the wind taking them to wherever. >Pressure girl stood there, looking off into the distance of the city.
>With the thwack she feels like she's kicked into wet cement that is near drying as a muffled voice murmurs: Kick a cat for becoming curious about clandestine crystal, well aren't you coarse?~
>Then like a strain puddy-like movement the indented cat face congealed in a spiral to appear anew to talk to the woman
I was just curious is all~...... I wondered if you might have had some more. I only get stronger as Barnaby does, and he is so poor at making friends, much less that he never trains, not this time around~........
>He then instinctively starts nuzzling the tip of the boot not still inside what used to be his face as he continued to prattle I don't have a single ounce of care or concern for him, but he and I orbit the same anchor. Whatever it was, Barnaby doesn't remember. He never remembers. But I don't need to remember to know anything, I know e͈̜͙͙̜̦xa̢͕̬͈̭̭̻c͙̳̪̝t̛̟̼̱̬̞̠̼l̳̭̻̻̦̱y̢̖̺̠͖͈̞ ̨̥͙̺̼̮̣W͙̻͇̼̫H͟A͢T͎̥̜̫̼͈̳͞ ̺̼͖̗̬͚I̱̤͝ a̟m̸, but I fear without getting Barnaby stronger certain things are ....... deferred.
By the rules of the contract he is a Magic Girl, and I figured some magic gems would be the perfect thing to help a Magic Girl get stronger. Or maybe a solar stone..... but alas, I feel unwelcome. And just on time too! I think I'll take my leave, but I must say, I love what you have inside there >He looks right into her eyes Its truly beautiful, you should share it with the world! I really resonate with it! >He then apparates away but taking her boot as he dissipates out of view
>Spino then nodded as he finished up the technique to help ease the recovery of Zillette and turned back to Who Yes I agree. Perhaps I could even go so far as to say today I made a friend in y-ARHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Then apparating on his head, Kenjukitty appears with a very suspicious boot chiming in Ah ah ah Barnaby~...... Times up. And you didn't charge your wheelchair did you? What a shame. If only you trained more you might have had time to both play around and get your necessities done. Looks like its Ratbites for you again tonight!
>The boot then falls in front of Who as the Kitten eyes him and the boot back and forth in a playful rhythm like it was prey he killed from the hunt and was presenting to his master.
Man why the hell did I bother chasing those criminals? I can't do shit! Ah well least I still have my mon-Oh jesus fuck what the shit is that!? Looks kinda...familiar? .... >.... >She goes and grabs a nearby stick, giving it a tiny poke Weird...
By the skies! Barnaby, what's happened to you?! I-- >Who watched suspiciously as the red cat delivered the mysterious boot. Something deep down told him there was something more to this cat than he lead on. Something nefarious behind its kind eyes. I'm calling an ambulance this instant.
>While her health is replenished, Zilly feels weak in the knees for reasons she just can't understand---maybe its the same thing that makes her stomach feel weird about everything that took place at the power plant >She lets out a small gasp, hobbling over to the boneless man and his cat >....and their new boot. Nanny's...boot? What's Nanny's custom boot doing here...?
KEHNJAKETTEH! >He cried out as he was reduced back to a puddle of flesh Wah happahn? Wah dah ya hab ah booet? ("What happened!? Why do you have a boot?") >He then realized that he was now immobile with only a little charge left on his wheelchair which was all the way down the alleyway now Ah nah! Ah cahnt taag anaha nahht weth tha rashhh! Ah Gaha fah pawa fah mah chaar! ("Oh no! I can't take another night with the rats!" I gotta find power for my chair)
>He looked up in pain at Who Thesssh es whu I releeh ahm....... ("This is who I really am.....")
An ambulance will be here shortly, Barnaby. I'll be sure you get the help that you need... Whatever it is. That's a promise.
Goodness. Seems everyone has been having a rough day. > Who kneels down amongst the disabled characters Hello there, little one. My name's "Who". You look like you could use some help too.
>OH SHIT THIS THING TALKS!?! >JJ quickly tosses away the stick acting as if nothing happened Heeeyy guys! Didn,t, D-Didn't see you there! Hehe-...is that a Boot?
>Zilly surveys the strange new man with apprehension. Strangers are no oddity to her--she talked to any and all of them. >But this one seemed to have some sort of mission against her Nanny... >....still, he seemed nice enough.
H....Hello, Mister Who. Zilly is....well, Zilly. Been havin' a rough day, I guess....
My Grandfather used to say "We don't develop courage from being happy every day." and you seem awful brave to be out here all by yourself. Oh hello. "JJ" was it?
"The drizzle doesn't solve unscheduled robberies."
Josiah Flores
>Zilly squinted at the owl man >She wasn't sure what a grandfather was (maybe, perhaps, a Very Large Dad?) but she did know that her rough day was a favor day. Zilly wasn't supposed to talk about the favors that her nanny had her do, big or small. >Nanny had told her this, over and over; when it came to favors, there were no exceptions. If she broke the exceptions, Nanny had said, then 'they' (who they actually were, Zilly had no idea) would come and take Zilly away and put a stop to Nanny's hard, good work.
Zilly....Zilly just is getting tired, that's all. Maybe Zilly should go and take a nap.
>Pressure girl was slowly hovering around the districts and saw who and zilly. it was good to see who on patrol once in a while, she never sees him that much. >she started to float down
>Jerry wanders around, after making sure Zilly and the plant workers were okay >Seeing Pressure Girl float by he waves lightly towards her Safe P-Patroling out there
The question gets a response, but can it be truly trusted? Is it truth, or for real? Is it even really a response, or the mad blabbering of a plagued mind, purely coinciding with circumstances? WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN? WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>She spotted the blue wizard, she made a line for him Hey! Jerry hows it .. Been? I took out two baddies today with who and a few.. other things! hows your day been so far?
>He smiles at her T-That's nice, Pressure Girl. Nothing really. Saw Zilly and Who e-earlier, got lost in the w-woods... >He rubs his neck saying that last part N-Nothing,.. Really.
How are y-you? It's good to see you.
Tyler Walker
"Oh, do take as many of these babies as you like, I've got a surplus! Be gentle though, I do have a bit of a hemorrhoidal condition~"
>Jerry blows a slight sigh of relief, before warmly looking at Pressure Girl I'm g-glad you're doing alright, Pressure Girl. S-So! How are you otherwise? E-Everything okay?
Tyler Morgan
Soul Soulless
Evan Johnson
>A muffled AHHHHHHHH can be heard as the ambulance drives away along with the cries:
Buh ah dun haff insaranss er monah! ("But I don't have insurance or money!") >In the passenger seat a voice calls out Nyeeheheh~, no chair, no power, and now a mountain of debt. You sure are in for it now aren't you Barnaby? At least you'll have somewhere to sleep for tonight! But just tonight. >Then as the EMT's cover his mouth with the anesthetic, believing that he is horribly maimed and needs immediate surgery, he gives out one last NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Christ I shouldn't have laughed at this as hard as I did
c-cute
Jayden Carter
we're good, all is well! Oh look at that.. oh.. i guess mahou is gone..
Ryan Jenkins
I can't believe Spineless is fucking dead
Camden Lewis
A sad day for mahou shoujo
Sebastian Adams
W-Well, as long as everythings okay. Just let me know if you e-ever need anything. >Jerry places a hand on Pressure Girls shoulder, in a really gentle way. Stay safe.
Ayden Taylor
Content bump
Jerry reminds me a lot of Snufkin so here's a Snufkin Jerry
Looks like another adventure ended too soon as I'm in the hospital now and have no idea where my wheelchair is! However despite all the craziness I seemed to make a new ally and friend in Johnathan, the Owl Man "Who"! And KenjuKitty apparently was skulking around a shoe store or something before he showed up, but now we are both stayin the night in this expensive room while I try and recover! Kenjukitty is already trying to scheme up his next ploy to help me get stronger!
Nyahahah! Thats right, as a Magic Girl you get strong with bonds, friendship and love, so what greater way to get you stronger than to get you a lover to defend! It'll be the perfect way to get you stronger when you see her in danger! We have got to get you a lovely lady Barnaby!
Wa-WHAT! K-Kenjukitty you can't be serious! I've never even had a conversation with a woman before, much less even ever held a hand or flirted! What do you mean!!!!
Nyehehe~...... you worry about that when its in your lap Barnaby, its all for the sake of getting stronger, I'm sure you'll figure it out!
WOAH! Wait! Kenjukitty! >Sounds of apparating
NEXT TIME: "CAN A BONELESS BLUNDER BLUBBER HIS WAY TO A LOVER?"
