The wedding Millenials/Xoomers have waited the last twenty years for is coming up!
STORYTIME THREAD: X-MEN GOLD #30
Kevin Myers
Chase Ramirez
Jack Lee
Andrew Parker
Jonathan Barnes
Evan Cox
This doesn't look like a proper jewish wedding.
Jackson Cooper
Wait till you see the Rabbi.
Camden Price
Isaac Miller
Cameron Jenkins
Connor Butler
>Your best friend is marrying your brother tomorrow
And all you could do is climb up the two-storey house roof. I mean, you are cross time-dimentional teleporter Illyana, you two could be drinking this bottle ontop of anyplace in time and space.
Julian Hill
Jace King
Gabriel Sanders
>You are my best friend, but Piotr should have been marrying meeee~
>In Limbo incest is a socially acceptable thing!
Aaron Martin
Ayden Ortiz
If there is a more handsome shot of Wolverine I haven't seen it.
Adrian Wilson
Joshua Long
Oh, gosh.
Hope it won't end up the Bruce&Selina way.
Ethan Morris
Alexander Gomez
Anthony Myers
Adrian Reed
Ayden Smith
Adam Martinez
Guggenheim was really sorry for all of this.
Jonathan Cooper
Tyler Williams
Mr and Mrs X wasn't bad at least.
Jackson Baker
And they lived happily ever after and had many Russian Jewish Mutant Babies together.
THE END
Gabriel Rivera
Either Callisto or Quill better show up and stop that travesty.
Carter Ramirez
hwat
Luis Watson
Are jewish brides even allowed to phase through their grooms?
Christopher Sanchez
Okay fine they didn't.
You read this expecting the wedding of an incredibly shitty and tired superhero pair and by God you are gonna get it.
Zachary Morris
James Myers
Jackson Cox
Damn. Petey better off brooding in the night and fighting criminals after such a move.
Ian Stewart
AAaaaand the Jewish fucking cunt-princess showed up.
Grayson Edwards
Brandon Thomas
Gabriel Bailey
Nolan Walker
Is there a THREE Jeans over there? I wonder how everyone on the wedding hasn't turned gay yet.
Hunter Harris
Matthew Bennett
Uh-oh, Gambit is planning a threesome tonight.
Jace Flores
Yeah had felling that this would happen. Also, does anyone really know what to do with with Pete? Guy has been getting the short end of the stick ever since he got be from the grave. Dude was much better dead at this point. IDK, I saw people liking him with Domino, but honestly I don't know why people even like that out of no where pair. So out of place with me. But yeah, where can this old Russian go?
Carter Turner
Carter Howard
Ryder Sanders
I blame Jeans for that.
Henry Carter
Stealing this wedding, with no survivors
Ethan Brown
>Gambit
>Thief
>Got an awesome wedding complete with reception, gifts and shit that he didn't have to pay for
Really makes you think.
Lincoln Cruz
And thus ended the greatest 90 ship and quite possibly the first comic related internet ship that got its own fanfics, art and crap like that.
And they lived happily ever after if you ignore any old stories where mutants got wiped out and Remy was the third summer brother who was working with sinister or someshit.
Thomas Kelly
Is he jewish?
Well, after having a jewish wedding he obviously is now, but I mean is he, by blood?
Ryan Nguyen
Tune in next time for mr and Mrs X!
Oliver Gomez
Mr & mrs X story feels like it could fit any couple. It could be Petey and Kat, but at the same time Wolvie could came along and propose to Storm
And nothing would have change
Michael Cruz
>progressive chick rabbi wedding
Well, if it wasn't doomed to double failure before...
Juan Baker
...
Brayden Roberts
Oy vey!
Samuel Morales
He's doomed to a role of awkward sister's brother. He can't even have casual human gf
Jacob Powell
>In an interview published around the same time as the issue, X-Men Gold writer Marc Guggenheim implied that the twist was not his idea. On the latest episode of the This Week In Marvel podcast, Marvel editor-in-chief CB Cebulski credited Venom writer Donny Cates with conceiving the wedding issue’s last-minute changeup.
Robert Perez
Connor Ross
Her Jew senses alerted her to a nickel that was buried under the ground.
Josiah Watson
Cameron Moore
>X-MEN
>MEN
That's problematic. Marvel should retitle this "X-PERSONS" and retroactively change the name in all of media and destroy all the copies that use the deadname.
Carson Peterson
Juan Price
Luke Lopez
I feel like this makes the reason kitty and Peter didn't married completely stupid. Rogue and Gambit has been off and on even more times and with even more ridiculous reasons.
Luke Hughes
Kitty Pryde is the worst and I don’t see how people can even waifu her at this point.
Connor Ortiz
Hey, is this the same cliff where "Xorn" took his special class that time?
Luke Miller
Remember when Rogue left Gambit to die in Antartica because she found out he did a job for Sinister before joining the X-men?
Hunter Wilson
Why are there 3 jeans? Or is one of them Rachel?
Blake Jenkins
That's fucking gay. The ending is crap, and written so poorly for Gambit and Rogue's wedding, like a bad episode of a tv show.
Hudson Young
>OG Milfu Jean
>Jailbait Time Machine Jean
>Rachel aka Claremont approved Jean
Tyler Cruz
Oh, shit! They pulled an old switcheroo!
God. Capeshit has been fan fiction for 30 years now, but this has to be one of the most egregious examples of something that belongs on a fanfic site.
Thomas Thompson
has Beast possessed weird monkey handfeets ever since his last makeup?
Luis Gutierrez
>a female butch rabbie marrying a southern christian girl and sorta french, possibly catholic, cajun
yeah sure i buy it
Josiah Bailey
>the reconned gay guy being obnoxiosuly and sterotipically gay
Elijah Morris
That "job" involved him assembling Sabertooth and the Maraduers to massacre the Morlocks.
Zachary Walker
Gambit was suppose to be Sinister's biological son during Carey run on X-Men and X-Men Legacy.
Eli Hall
MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!!
Austin Peterson
gamora wondering why the fuck she's even here
Carson Phillips
Inhibitor thingie?
Matthew Ortiz
Kitty looks so cute here, love this art.
Mason Gomez
Kurt is too fucking precious. Why must he constantly suffer?
Noah Wright
fucking bitch
Dominic Anderson
Is there anything Cates can't ruin?