WHERE WERE YOU WHEN ANT MAN PUNCHED A FUCKING LEVIATHAN RIGHT IN ITS FUCKING FACE

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN ANT MAN PUNCHED A FUCKING LEVIATHAN RIGHT IN ITS FUCKING FACE

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I was masturbating in the theater

I WOULD HAVE SAW IF YOU FIXED THIS DAMN DOOR

Probably at work

I think at least 1 person out there in the world actually jizzed themselves when Cap lifted the hammer

yo I legit cummed on the person in front of me when cap said assemble

In the theater, cheering for that glorious bastard.

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I love how sincere this sequence is in a sea of shitty heartless war set-pieces

I was in the back row sipping a bourbon beer

Not gonna lie, that scene was probably the closest I've ever come to having an orgasm to not explicitly sexual material

Jacking it

>PUNCHES A LEVIATHAN
>SQUISHES CULL OBSIDIAN
ANTS

ANTS

ANTS

I haven't seen the movie and have no desire to, but I have to say those retarded slow-moving, no-turn, whales absolutely deserve to get wrecked by the human body when it's anywhere near their size.

He could probably just ape on it and slam up and down on it from the sides and kill it.

Honestly this

how could u see that tiny thing in the dark?

>I haven't seen the movie and have no desire to,

there's always gotta be one asshole in every thread

can somebody tell me who all the factions are that make up the avengers army

ravagers
sorcerers
asgardians
wakandans

did i leave anyone out?

on thanos' side, i saw
black order
outriders
chitauri
(big) chitauri
the paper people from guardians 1
leviathans

Did I miss the army of giant ants?
Think about how many ants the earth has. That would have won the day.
Where are the Wakandan Rhinos?
Where was the Flerken?
Lady Sif?

Avengers, Avengers, Avengers and Avengers.

Lion King army and students from Asian Hogwarts

we're officially in the best timeline

Why does Disney have such a hate boner for Thanos' helmet?

A few years ago, people thought Ant-Man was silly and had a stupid power. Well who's laughing now?

I've had it for 37 years I know where it is

>SAVES HULK, ROCKET AND RHODEY
>BRINGS HIS VAN TO THE BATTLE
BASED ANTS

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scott is such an unassuming sweetheart i forget he can become a billion feet tall

Ant-Man is one of the most genius MCU heroes for this reason
Strange is kind of like this. he sounds like a snarky douche, until he gets serious, and then he's a grand and helpful wizard

so is scott from FL in the MCU's world?

Hollywood hates helmets

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It costs four hundred thousand dollars to render this helmet...for twelve seconds.

Stannis did nothing wrong

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ANTS

God, my theater went absolutely apeshit this whole sequence

>Did I miss the army of giant ants?
They didn't exactly have a surplus of pym particles, you know?

give steve a weapon and he instantly knows how to use it and integrate it into his fighting style

fucking rad

...what is Spider-Man swinging on?

>set mjolnir on thanos' chest
what could he do?

Mines too. Holy shit. I'm about to watch it again just so I can enjoy it with everyone else.

Now imagine how this would look with Ike Perlmutter still in charge.

You left out Howard the Duck.

>Thanos gets hit hit a dozen times with the shield, hammer, and even lightning
>Can still dodge the last hit and retaliate after afterwards with no apparent damage
>Cap gets shoved against the ground once
>Can barely get up afterwards

isn't that guy a ravager? (i spotted him on my 2nd watch today)

In Ant-Man's right arm

When Thanos slams Cap, his body does a weird 180 degree turn on the floor.

The fact that Ant-Man was bigger in this film than Carol warms my heart.

what the fuck is Thanos sword made out of and how did it break caps shield.

Roll over, ask for some grunt to throw something explodey next to him, etc.

It's both a ravager and Howard. Pic related

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dude holy shit look at the pew pew cartoon characters, so kickass I clapped when I saw it and cried in the theater!!!!
This shit looks as bad as fucking Transformers

Space pirates
Heimdal's rescuees
Tibetan Hogwarts
M'baku's harem nation

And then actually relevant characters.

vibranium...volume 2

or space alloy, or vibranium and he swung it around so hard it can cut other vibranium

A very strong metal that can hit stronger than what Vibranium can effectively deflect.

Wanda broke it with her chaos magic anyway, so it wasn't some bullshit metal either.

Don't worry user, everyone here on this Indonesian microbrewing chatroom thinks you're cool.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING LOSER

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Chris Hemsworth have been vocal at how uncomfortable it is and it obscures the face, which is why most superheroes keeps removing them and the mask.

Ant-Man, and maybe some of the many ships from the Avenger's side.