>Mogged, cucked and emasculated by chad Thor. >Belittled and disrespected by his entire team. >Constantly called fat. >Played and humilliated by Thanos. >Wasn't even going to pull the trigger until Chris Pratt asked for it. >Girlfriend dies. >Cocky charm replaced by douchey arrogance. >Too stupid to realize Missouri is on Earth. >Earned fandom's wrath by sperging at Thanos. >Gets dusted. >Called an idiot and cold-cocked by Rhodes. >Biggest contribution to the battle is struggling against three Sakaarans. >Kicked in the nuts and humilliated by Nebula and past Gamora. >Past Gamora specifically says she's disgusted to think she would ever fall for him. >Still getting mogged, cucked and emasculated by fat Thor as the movie draws to a close.
His regular amount of human suffering makes him more endearing instead of literally just Han Salo
William Bennett
Could the actors differing politic views have anything to do with?
Adrian Williams
>Too stupid to realize Missouri is on Earth.
It’s been awhile, but wasn’t Earth only ever referred to as “Terra” to in the GotG movies, or am I mistaken? Because that would atleast explain him being a dipshit in this one instance.
Nolan Bennett
He's a vain idiot who was perfectly fine with wiping out all life in the universe until he discovered he'd have to share the empty universe with his mother's murderer. MCU Starlord deserves to suffer.
David Gutierrez
sounds like they made the most reddit character more relatable to his reddit fans
Hunter Harris
Because in Real life he made Universal Studios Billions.
I think they took the joke character concept way too far. Instead of a heroic but with childish qualities, they went full goofy cartoon character with him.
Star Lord's a lovable fuckup, an idiot that during his own movies keeps failing until things work out. Not all characters need to be serious and super competent.
Josiah Kelly
Yikes.
Jeremiah Anderson
He's the image of every white christian American.
They're bound to lose.
Forever.
And ever.
And ever.
Logan Bailey
>people believing in imaginary things have imaginary enemies, battles and defeats checks out
Nathaniel Walker
Honestly might be a reason if not THE reason he's being so fucking cucked and thrown away despite his absolutely amazing debut in Gaurdians of the Galaxy 1. He wasn't even that destroyed by the end of Infinity War as everyone else was despite losing the love of his life. He just suffered an emotional outburst (much like Tony did in Civil War). Think about it, he's THE Star Lord. He's not getting replaced, no way in hell. But that doesn't mean he can't be disrespected and mad a complete joke of in the movies by Hollywood. You can take the greatest, most talented actor in the world and he's still be an absolute NOBODY if he only ever got shitty roles with directors who made sure his characters never saw any development or apotheosis. And that's what they're doing to Pratt. Fuck him, they say. We'll make all the money, but his career will be over by the time we're through with him. The Russo Bros. are by and large visionaries, but that doesn't mean they aren't liberal shit eaters.
>>Wasn't even going to pull the trigger until Chris Pratt asked for it. wait actually Jesus that's sad
Jordan Jones
pull what trigger? I'm not catching this reference.
Hunter Lopez
I assume OP meant in Infinity War when Thanos wants him to shoot Gamora
Daniel Hernandez
Hope he jups ship and plays KYLE RAYNER in GL COPS movie with Gunn
Logan Ramirez
Umm Fallen Kingdom made as much as Black Panther.
Bentley James
In IW the Russos were just gonna have him wimp out at shooting Gamora but Pratt insisted he actually attempt to take the shot and fail due to Thanos.
Aaron Watson
Yeah he's constantly called terran not earthling.
Chase Watson
This is one of my major complaint in this movies. He was humiliated in every corner except that fight between him and spiderman/ironman .
Quill qould have given a even fight against War machine and Nebula.
Leo Clark
That's the thing I miss most from 2008 Star Lord.
He was not just a tactical genius but one that didn't mind doing anything to do what's right, even mind-rape his teammates.
Anyway, MCU Star Lord is ok in my book, as some other user pointed out not every character needs to be super competent, I like that he's driven by his emotions, and that sometimes doesn't work (like in IW).
Nolan Hernandez
Maybe now that he's been cucked he'll turn in to cool war vet Star Lord and less of an idiot.
Honestly I didn't mind him getting suckerpunched. If anything needing to suckerpunch him with an ironman suit while he doesn't even know you're there shows War Machine and Nebula respect him enough to not bother trying to fight him.
Asher Brooks
Starlord is a complete non sympathetic retard and the reason why I don't like the GotG movies. Watching a dumb shit saying retarded stuff and constantly name dropping 80 movies isn't funny, a shame because I enjoy the rest of the cast, Bautista saves a huge part of them.
Jordan Foster
>i hate characters that say dumb things >drax saves the movies
On the other hand, it was also his idea for Starlord to be responsible for fucking up the gauntlet grab.
Samuel Perez
I feel he would have scanned the area before entering
Elijah Stewart
Drax isn't annoyingly retarded.
Wyatt Thompson
No, it wasn't.
Ian Walker
>Quill qould have given a even fight against War machine and Nebula. In the first GOTG he gets meme'd on by Gamora with the the interference of Rocket and Groot being the only thing to give him an advantage. Maybe he'd have a gadget to deal with Rhodey, but Nebula would have shit on him.
Luke Moore
>Too stupid to realize Missouri is on Earth
It really bothers me how this line from Infinity War went over people’s head.
Look at his facial expression when he says the line. He’s straight up trying to call Tony and Stranges bluff. He doesn’t look at them like their idiots. He has a completely serious demenor.
If Tony and Strange were not from Earth, as Star-Lord assumes, they would have been complacent with the statement and give themselves away as fakes.
Tony proved they are from Earth by calling out how stupid Star-Lord sounds.
Daniel Gray
thats his thing. Everyone underestimates him . I was expecting the gravity device to pull them both when Rhodey called him Idiot.
Noah Gomez
The Quill bullying works for me. He's one of my favorite characters because of how overly humanized and flawed he is. He's not the typical hero nor is he totally self sacrificing or righteous. He gets pushed down a lot so when he actually does get back up its all the more satisfying. pls get up soon
Samuel Miller
was really hoping for this fight. they would underestimate him leading to their asses getting kicked, at least in the beginning.
When the kids started eating bowels of shit i was done
Daniel Lewis
Lol ok. Well i feel nebula has a scanner blocker
Joshua Parker
Besides where was the ronan's army when they picked up orb.
Noah Peterson
He literally says nothing that isn't fucking retarded, besides offhand space lore that the directors assign to him so he's not completely useless in his sheer mental retardation.
Also, he was nerfed as a motherfucker by the MCU. He's supposed to be some big badass, a master in combat, Drax the fucking Destroyer; but all he does is blunder around in his plot armor and do half-witted disservices to his cohorts.
I'm gonna guess you only like him because you watched WWE as a child and find some reprieve in the fact that something not terrible from your childhood wormed it's way out from the burning wreckage of your terrible life to greet you.
I thought for sure that was gonna be the twist/wrench in the plan and not the double Nebula thing.
Nolan Lee
That was him seeing his powers, not being brainwashed. If you were right, he was being brainwashed and mental shocks take him out of the brainwashing, then the shock of hearing his dad's intent was to wipe out all life would have ended the brainwashing. If he isn't shocked by that then my point still stands, he is a selfish, airheasshole.
>Let's kill all the mothers in the universe >okay >I killed your mom >that's going too far, dude
Adrian Ortiz
You're either retarded or severely autistic to have come to this conclusion, user.
Thomas Garcia
Everyone says he's lame but I always thought he was cool. What's wrong with a little dadrock and wanting to be a rebel without a cause?
Joseph Moore
After watching endgame I still feel like Star-Lord should have survived Wouldn't it have been hilarious to see him go super serious while Thor gets lazy and fat?
Carter Edwards
Pratt should just join the Redpilled Squad. >Mel >Vince Vaughn >RDJ Could make for some great kinos.
Caleb Gutierrez
He should have survived and faced the consequences for his actions. But they need tony stark to be alone in space.
Austin Rogers
>RDJ I thought he was another champagne socialist luvvie.
Zachary Howard
For some reason I interpreted RDJ as Return of De Jedi
Isaiah Stewart
>of De Bobo of de bebe.
Aiden Davis
Starlord says to Ayesha that he knows his mother's from Earth, pay attention
Jack White
Wasn't alone Also that scene was for CM only
Lincoln Garcia
Nope. He's talked how prison really influenced his politics, he's been friends with Gibson for a while and he used one his first speeches Post Iron Man to tell Hollywood to stop treating Mel like dirt.
Evan Miller
Still angry about your girlfriend dying I see, Starlord.
Ayden Gray
That'd be nice.
Alexander Harris
>Cocky charm replaced by douchey arrogance. Those were always 2 facets of the same thing. Plenty of douchey moments in GotG but he's among a bunch of assholes so it sticks out less. >Too stupid to realize Missouri is on Earth. I've seen people argue that was a ruse from him to test if Tony was actually from Earth. It's a stretch but I like it. >Past Gamora specifically says she's disgusted to think she would ever fall for him. Which is completely in line with Gamora's characterization in the beginning of GotG1.
Levi Jackson
Can you at least keep your paranoia straight, Yea Forums? I thought you said Gunn was the "liberal nut", but he's the guy who's helped Pratt's career most short of maybe Amy Poehler, someone who's famously liberal, feminist, and has talked shit about (christian) religion numerous times.
>He was not just a tactical genius On the other hand he's the guy who comes up with the plan to take the gauntlet off Thanos in IW, the same plan he fucks up.
I don't have the number issues at hand (pretty early in the volume) but in the 2008 GotG book we discover that he had Mantis mind rape the rest of the team to join the Guardians.
That creates some conflict but at the end of the day they all agree to work together for the greater good.
Literally has no powers. I mean, the mere existence of Carol makes the GotG redundant.
Caleb Walker
Can't say I care for that shit at all m8. Only comparable thing I can think of is Raven mindraping the Titans in the original comics and I always hated how they were all pretty K with that.
Grayson Evans
Considering it's from a tie-in comic it's B-canon at best, you can ignore it.
Landon Collins
It would have been nice, but I'm glad the Russo's went with Rocket and Nebula.
Michael Brooks
>The Quill bullying works for me It was ok until Thor arrived. The constant "Oh I'm so going to steal your ship and shit on your authority" became obnoxious.
Aiden Cooper
Only, she started as a murderous bitch, so she has a lot of stuff to make up for, you can't give her a happy ending. Starlord doesn't have much to make up for, besides being a loser.
Noah Phillips
This. Unless Thor and Quill can become bros I absolutely do not want Thor in Vol 3. Guardians are Quill’s movies and having Thor there will overshadow them, it absolutely would not work. The Guardians showing up for assistance in Thor 4 however, that’s some good shit
Connor Taylor
You honestly think they're going to stop shitting on Quill? Ever? Thor is here to stay, might as well call them Thor and his tagg alongs from this point forward.
Jackson Miller
Did Captain America return mjolnir from the reality that Thor stole it from?
Ryder Nelson
I just find it amazing that after spending several films giving Loki grief for trying to usurp positions of authority, Thor blithely attempts to do the same with Quill's crew sans even an iota of self-awareness.
Seems to have done so. If he didn't that reality is gonna have some problems.
Dominic Bailey
You guys are dumb about the Missouri line. Quill thinks state identity is more important than being from the planet
Nolan Hernandez
Awww, RDJ likes Mel. That earned him one golden user point!
Easton Murphy
I hope you guys don't actually think it's going to be a long unfunny running gag after Guardians 2 got lambasted for them
Jacob Allen
What would happen if the Dark Elves won? I can't remember their intent and I refuse to rewatch Dark World.
Brody Peterson
Well it is Missouri, and I can totally see someone from Missouri thinking that. Fucking retards.
Angel Turner
I'm pretty sure that's why he brought it at the end. Also, Old Cap doesn't seem to have it
Easton Watson
who even fucking knows man, no one wants to remember that movie. Bad shit I guess, really bad shit. Probably a few planets including earth suffering for a while.
Joshua Peterson
>You honestly think they're going to stop shitting on Quill? Ever? Thor is here to stay Then I won't watch the next movie.
Jordan Williams
Dude was what, 7 when he left Earth? Did you know the ins and outs of all the states by 2nd grade? Enough to remember them well into adulthood in space?
Nah, probably not.
Zachary Cooper
My big issue with Thor joining them is his being OP compared to the Guardians is going to lead to a lot of "for some reason Goku is late to the fight so that the rest of the characters can get some action" moments, basically like what happened with him in IW.
yeah but I'm pretty sure I knew I was on fucking earth.
Dylan Nguyen
this would assassinate both guardian's and Thor's character at the same time so hope its not the case
Zachary Fisher
>Sodomposting I can't believe I am alive to see this on Yea Forums. God bless you, user, and may your buggerings be long and pleasent, and always with those fair girls and boys who catch your eye, oh Libertine brother!
Dylan Martinez
If missouri is on earth, then if you are from missouri you are from earth, just like how if you are from missouri you are from the united states and if you are from the united states you are from earth in the context of inter planetary hijinks.
It's not globalism it's just fucking common sense.
Julian Ramirez
It would have been nice to have all the main leads interacting as Quill never interacts with Cap once, and likely isn't going to.
But I know why they did it, it's so he didn't completely move on from Gamora in the 5 year gap so he can be all angsty when he meets her again.
Logan Morris
They've already assasinated the guardians and thor, so what do they have to loose at this point? The normies will eat the shit up anyway.
Oliver Cox
Rent free.
Jose Garcia
I dunno. When I'm listening to music and dancing like no one's watching, I kinda assume that no one's watching. He's a goofy dude, that's part of his charm.
David Adams
>buggering >libgertines Using the correct terminology, hm? I like you user. Though the movie is so, so much tamer than the book.
I haven't watched the movie yet. I'm about 120 pages into the book, and reading the puke-fucking part. I fucking love it so far.
Daniel Allen
>Which is completely in line with Gamora's characterization in the beginning of GotG1 People forget that Gamora once held a knife to Quill's throat and told him she won't fall for his pelvic sorcery.
Adrian Powell
He's still one of my favorite characters. Along with Thor, who also had it rough. It's their struggles that make them so fun to watch.
Kevin Wood
Yeah. It took her knowing him a month before she was buddy buddy and begging Yondu not to kill him.
It won't take much to get her to fall for him agian.
Julian Morgan
You guys do realise that Thor is just messing with Quill at the end right? His whole reason for leaving with the Guardians is to get away from the leadship role he's always assumed to had.
Thor only made a point of it becasue of how visibly upset it was making Star Lord. I honestly beleive GotG 3 will be a redemption/growth movie primiary for him, with the rest of the cast supporting it.
Eli Butler
As a de Sade connoisseur, who literally read everything of his I could find, I say Juliette is his top one. It's so utterly divine that I left a hundred pages of it unread on purpose and have left them unread for years, just so I can have them if I need to read something perfect.
Christopher Evans
>The one other guy on this site who actually likes depraved literature but isn't a /d/egenerate. Would it be appropriate for me to ask you for your discord ID?
Asher Stewart
>Which is completely in line with Gamora's characterization in the beginning of GotG1.
It's in-character, but it serves to further humilliate him. She could just hold a knife to his throat as mentioned, or simply leave.
Instead she immediately goes for a low hit, he whines about, then Nebula shows up and basically says they only hook up for lack of options.
Kevin Gomez
I do not have discord, user. But honestly, it's not just depravity. Sade's pen is superb, only Goethe and Homer write so well.
Sebastian Richardson
As somebody who has read Goethe in German before, I must say that I much prefer De Sade in English. Hell if he's that good in English, how lovely must he be in French. Ahhh, I must see next semester if my college has French courses.
Lincoln Torres
Sounds like banter to me. Besides GotG is full of moments like that where Quill's attempts at being a cool action hero are undermined by other Guardians shit talking him.
Cameron Robinson
>you will never play vidya with star lord why fucking live
Isaiah Hill
Stark feels more fun to play with, imo.
Alexander Bailey
but he's a dirty yankee
Andrew Hernandez
Because of they'd made him the way he was in GoTG, people would realize his personality is the same as all the other characters.
Mason Campbell
>Not the Asguardians of the Galaxy
Joshua Morales
This
Quill’s a goof, but he’s street-smart, it comes through in moments like that
John Sullivan
Carol is the new gold standard for this Goku allegory. Stuck up bitch not taking earth problems seriously.
Austin Sanchez
>favorite character gets no special moments in both avengers movie >people only see him as a joke and hate him now I'd be fine if it was carol, but not quill.
Jason Gutierrez
He was 8 and kids at thatcage know they live on planet Earth, hell you learn about the solar system when you're that age. Not to mention Peter was into space stuff.
Also in GotG he tells Gamora he's from Earth, they just made him retarded in IW for a dumb joke.
Anthony Gonzalez
It'd be nice if GotG 3 starts with war vet and the gang split up. Thanos fucked up the galaxy and so did the return, there are too many mouths now, and space is on fire. One last mission though requires Pete to get the gang back together.
Jordan Price
Dude you are amazingly asshurt about this
Anthony Smith
It doesn't, because while “Terra” is the most common term for the planet in space, Quill calls it “Earth” on multiple occasions in GotG 1 and 2.
Leo Turner
what if he tried this and stark/strange just happened not to be american
>"missouri? the fuck is that?" >boom >boom boom boom >everybody's dead
Aiden Cruz
>marvel >somehow not connected to america or NYC ever
Parker Turner
Then they sound awfully American for not being from there
Gavin Robinson
I mean, Rocket sounds like a guy from Brooklyn, but he's not even from Earth or human for that matter.
You can't really judge accents in Marvel.
Benjamin Cook
How do you know Rocket wasn't a street smart trash panda before being nabbed and experimented on
Aaron Gomez
Because he doesn't even seem to know what a Racoon IS.
Mason Walker
Judging from how the complaints feel like a lot of projecting, i doubt it.
Wyatt Martinez
The more you see people like this the more clearly you understand that they're pretentious autists who develop this weird superiority complex to cope with not having any options
Aiden Taylor
I'm sure he's seen one after he spent five years on Earth and is constantly being called a racoon
Justin Harris
how can you tell they're pretentious
Jackson Bennett
The only thing about Endgame that upsets me is that we never got to see him interact with other raccoons and have another existential crisis
Michael Ortiz
I can read their posts.
Gavin Edwards
The MCU future is (((female)))
Adam Sanchez
>sees them rummaging through trash >sees one get hit by a car
Parker Ross
Speaking of raccoons, since Thanos snapped half of all life out of existence, including animals, what happened with all the species who presumably panic bred and recovered over 5 years? Now there's too many of them?
Joseph Cruz
*tips*
Eli Barnes
I posted this 2 hours and a half ago, I expected more then just one reply.
Thanks for disappointing me yet again Yea Forums, I offer you shock kino and I don’t even get a nibble.
Cooper Martinez
Pretty sure Thanos had a smidge of respect for Quill because he had enough guts to kill his love. I bet he'd let him fuck her on different circumstances
Aaron Allen
He outright said that he liked Quill in IW
Dominic Howard
I have precisely zero interest in whatever sick shit you're putting out there.
Cooper Brooks
>HERE'S CAROL ISN'T SHE AMAAAAAAAAAAAAZING >Oh yeah here's Quill watch him get kicked in the dick lmao
Sometimes I really hate these movies
Landon Parker
Either >they didn't think of this at all and only brought back human like creatures >tony snapped only the villains away >animals didn't get snapped, but we saw some birds come back >animals went extinct because they're population went down I'm guessing scavenger animals survived because of all the free dead stuff
Xavier Lee
All I know is this underdog story better pay off.
Cameron Edwards
Thanos likes anyone with the will to make sacrifices. Quill and Wanda both get thumbs up from him.
Elijah Cruz
Wish Pete and Rocket both survived so they could bond.
Jose Harris
Starlords existence is pain and mockery, it’s been that way since he premiered
Jacob Carter
Rocket's character didn't even grow or develop. The only thing that changed was him becoming more fluffy
I expected him to be back in a bad place in Endgame considering his entire family got dusted and he watched Groot die a second time. Would have been nice to see him have to pull himself together for Thor's sake but nah he was just business as usual. I get that the movie was supposed to be all about the OG crew but it just ended up feeling like they dropped the ball everywhere else.
Joshua Diaz
So, he's the actual hawkeye of the mcu?
Elijah Barnes
not to say they didn't drop the ball with the OG crew
Christian Wilson
it probably had more to do with the Gunn firing and vol 3 delay
Jacob Price
He was far from business as usual. Look at how he latched on to thor and acted more like a parent than a happy go lucky bro/thief. He was also more serious.
Isaiah Phillips
That didn't happen until long after both Avengers movies were filmed
William Russell
this
Jeremiah Baker
Rocket evolved a bit. The fact that he didn't shut down and go his own way after losing everyone and stayed on the Avengers for five years is significant, and is fairly different from how he would have acted in Guardians 1 or 2. He grieved and coped with his loss far better than I was expecting him to - he's matured a lot.
Gavin Lewis
Yeah, he was so into the mission because he desperately wanted his family back. Old Rocket would have been more concerned about stealing Asgardian loot
Jayden Martinez
Also the ending scene where didn't bicker with them
Elijah Murphy
It's also worth noting that during the "everybody knows who the captain is" banter between Quill and Thor, Rocket is directly in the middle between the pair, smirking and silently looking back and forth between the two. Rocket's totally going to be the one in charge, he just knows better than to bicker and try to humiliate Quill.
Could he? Does he have a better sense of tactical knowledge than Quill? I don't understand how he could lead
Ayden Wilson
Well, he has got five more years of experience
David Rodriguez
He's had five years of experience over him while Quill was still dust on Titan.
Gabriel Baker
This. They overdid it.
Also this.
Mason Howard
Rocket's got five years of experience from working for the Avengers, and he's carried out multiple plans before for the Guardians. He's the ship's best pilot and makes all their gadgets as well. It wouldn't be too far-fetched to see him take the reigns.
Robert Hernandez
so?
Hunter Bell
Five years of reporting directly to Black Widow and Captain America would probably give anyone better leadership skills
John Mitchell
I thought Quill was a better pilot
Alexander Nelson
Be nice if Rocket just let him be Captain as a token of friendship and respect. I just want them to bro it up goddamnit. Antagonistic towards each other for two movies, split up in another, and Quills dead in the next. Just let them be buds for fuck sake.
They are all too tsundere for each other to be like that
Hunter Turner
Yeah but I like Thor, I'm okay with Carol fucking off so cool characters get more shine.
Dominic Cruz
Rocket's going to be the one to guide Quill through his Gamora-fueled depression, get pumped for dad advice Rocket
Juan Myers
CYBERNETICS SON
Jacob Wright
>Rocket is genuinely nice to Quill >Quill sees it as patronizing and starts shit with him calling it
Xavier Jenkins
is Groot still going to be a teen?
Carter Turner
>Rocket does the "come here" trick again >hugs Quill instead
Lincoln Price
That'll probably depend on how many pounds he sheds between now and Vol 3
Dylan Moore
Wish we could have got a moment like that at the end of Endgame >Hey dickbag >Hey assface >Miss me? >You know, for some reason, I kinda did >[PRESS F TO HUG QUILL]
Daniel Edwards
>I have precisely zero interest in whatever sick shit you're putting out there. Lurk moar reddit nigger
Jaxson Wilson
NO, FUCK YOU
Kayden Nguyen
His entire character is "annoyingly retarded and wants to kill Thanos". Now Thanos is dead and Drax didn't even get screentime or a single hit in. Drax got it worse than Quill
Carter Scott
On the Missouri thing, I like to believe that he was testing them to make sure they were actually from Earth. No excuse for the rest of them though.
Zachary Nguyen
I feel like they had that at one point and cut it. It felt weird not really seeing the Guardians reunite properly, I guess they didn't want to undercut the drama with Tony at all.
Jason Young
That's my issue with this scene really, it underlines the fact that people speaking English in space can't even tell that they're from Earth. I'm generally okay with the old "everyone speaks English for audience convenience" thing but scenes like this just scratch at my disbelief.
Yondu absolutely sounds like he's from the Southern US and he's definitely an alium.
Levi Thompson
>yfw Drax is replaced with Cosmo or Howard the Duck
>act like an obnoxious manchild >get treated like an obnoxious manchild
pretty simple, OP
Camden Martinez
most of the other avengers act the same way he does
Ryan Lopez
back to Yea Forums faggot
Jose Russell
Are you fucking kidding me? Weren't you telling the other guy to lurk more?
Brayden Brown
>he's THE Star Lord >implying anyone gives a shit about the character
William Scott
Quill sucks, someone told me his actor is antisementic so I don't like him anymore
Carter Nguyen
>gets rejected by 2014 Gamora >decides to date Nebula instead >2014 Gamora starts to have feelings for him
There's your Guardians 3.
Austin Adams
Yeah, and I heard from somebody on social media that James Woods is a demonic Nazi cyborg that eats babies and rapes women so now I hate him
Christian Evans
Did I miss a scene where Gamora somehow stole a ship or something? She's just gone after Thanos and his army get dusted, was she dusted too?
Gabriel Morales
Come on Yea Forums. >During his time in Maui, he worked for Christian missionary organization Jews for Jesus.
Xavier Taylor
>antisementic >Chris Pratt he worked for an organization literally called "Jews for Jesus" before becoming an actor
Jordan Diaz
>gets rejected by 2014 Gamora >decides to date Rocket instead >Thor starts to have feelings for him
There's your Guardians 3.
Henry White
It's entirely possible for him to be a cyborg even if you're just being sarcastic. There are people out there who get implants and shit and frankly I'm disgusted by it. Medicine technology has gone too far.
Wyatt Rogers
It's going to be a harem anime?
Grayson Reyes
I like Quill, he deserves a happy ending.
Grayson Cox
Jews hate Jews for Jesus >Jews for Jesus is a non-profit Messianic Jewish organization that seeks to proselytize Jews towards the belief that Jesus is the promised Messiah of the Jewish people. >Jews for Jesus is not considered a sect of Judaism by any mainstream Jewish authorities.
Benjamin Campbell
If Pratt's doing any DC role, I want his as Booster Gold.
Logan Davis
I actually hope so. Nebula actually grew on me, despite finding her uninteresting in the first movie. She's had a hard life and deserves love. Gamora at least probably has more options than a vaguely psyscopathic (even when 'redeemed') bald cyborg.
>The climax of the film is Thor and Quill spitroasting Rocket, high fiving >Ends on the same close up of Rocket from Guardians 2, but now covered in semen
Logan Williams
Possibly but I doubt Jews for Jesus hate Jews.
Jackson Sullivan
I think you guys are seeing stuff that's not there. Go to Yea Forums if you want to complain about Jews in Hollywood discriminating against white actors.
I would be more fine with him being chronically late rather than the alternative and probably the more likely scenarion, which is probably the shit powerlevel fluctuation we saw in endgame. I can see him being chronically late, or going off the books or whatever for a myriad of both selfish and selfless reasons leading to a character moment for both everyone else on the ship and him. If he was always fucking off before every fight, I can see that becoming a problem with the rest of the crew. Basically a reduz of guardians 1 for his character because's he's so new to space gang. I would be fine with that. Maybe he has hero syndrome and puts all the pressure on himself or something. I just don't like most of the options because they regress his character, whereas this one has to do more with the situation than anything else.
Xavier Kelly
It's quite an accomplishment when even the photoshop looks uncomfortable.
Elijah Young
Nebula deserves a hug
Dominic Mitchell
>Liking something that isn't the norm >Pretentious
>Abducted by aliens as a child >No contact with Earth media in the mean time, except his Walkman >Thinks Footloose is the greatest movie ever You would expect his favorite movie to be Star Wars or something else a kid in the late 80s would like. Also, how does he know/remember who Jackson Pollock is?
Nicholas King
spider-man already referenced Star Wars, they needed Quill to reference something else
>I just find it amazing that after spending several films giving Loki grief for trying to usurp positions of authority, Thor blithely attempts to do the same with Quill's crew sans even an iota of self-awareness. At this point you should accept that they don't give jackshit about the character.
Henry White
It is because Russos and Gunns are natural enemies!
Julian Hughes
Loki or Thor
Easton White
No that I remember or can find on google.
Kevin Parker
You know what doesn't regress his character or his powerlevel, and allows him to go HAM? Keeping him separate from the cosmic equivalent of street levelers.
Kayden Wilson
>You would expect his favorite movie to be Star Wars or something else a kid in the late 80s would like. You mean like the early 1980s movie Footloose? The kid liked music, he liked the muh freedom through dance message, and more importantly it worked as a more interesting way to humanize him (his liking music and dancing is used to separate him culturally from aliens in gotg1) than being the 9000th character to make Star Wars or Ghostbusters references in a movie. At least it's relatively unique for a "hey audience, he's like you, he likes movies" quirk. Besides budget Han Solo referencing Star Wars would be lame.
The Pollock line is dumb for a host of reasons.
Gotg came out 2 years before CW
Henry Martinez
>Gotg came out 2 years before CW And when did they mention footlose? Not in Gotg
Anthony Wilson
That's the original teaser version, which is somewhat different from the final film. For one it acts like they're already a team when they're arrested, and it plays his Starlord code name as something other than a joke that nobody takes seriously.
Matthew Parker
To be fair, it IS Missouri.
Matthew Adams
Nobody famous is from or lived in Missouri
Nolan James
The worst thing is that Peter is going to eventually lose 2014 Gamora to a chad.
What the fuck was up with Thanos' power level? We go from him struggling to fight the Avengers without the Guantlet in IF to him deflecting shitloads of attacks with his dual sword?
You could argue that IW Thanos, while more powerful with the stones, was less experience with them due to only having them for maybe a few days. EG Thanos was basically his default gear when going into battle. Not to mention EG Thanos was full on murder mode. IW Thanos probably wanted the heroes to have a fair and square chance against the snap. And maybe he was careful not to use too much of the stones's power since two snap busted the gauntlet. He wouldn't want to break it before the snap.
>animals went extinct nah, Cap was telling Black Widow he saw whale pods on the way up when she got off the conference call
Carter Phillips
He was just screwing around in IW and letting everyone have their fun. As you see towards the end, nobody really stood a chance once he starts using the stones. He was just having long drawn out fights rather than instantly ending them because he chose to.
In EG, he's stoneless but he's also pissed off and not screwing around anymore.
Josiah Brooks
Imagine being one of the people coming back from being snapped and find out your loved one committed suicide after losing you
You think DAT's byad, remembeah da time I sang La Cucaracha for Paul McCahtney?
Samuel Ramirez
Right after coming back he's gonna kill himself after seeing his workload, cursing the hulk for not adding in "also the streets aren't full of garbage"
Anthony Long
Those would just be a waste on Pratt, he's better off as Booster Gold.
Gavin Clark
Nah, Booster needs to be someone like Ryan Reynolds. Maybe not him, but someone like him.
Aiden Rodriguez
Imagine your wife leaves you because the one she loved got de-snaped
Jayden Bennett
I fucking love that Wanda stomped him right after he said this, and he had to cheat like a bitch.
Joseph Butler
why did they include the women scene after Captain Marvel finds Parker with the gauntlet? Literally the most forced moment in the entire series, even worse then the whole MJ "THe WaSHiNgtON MonUmEnt WaS BuiLt bY slAvEs" thing
Jacob Hall
I fucking love Liz Olsen
Kayden Campbell
Its not women empowerment scene. Its Bitches love spiderman scene.
I wish Thanos' death could've been more violent like his 2018's decapitation. Lines like this one made it feel like they were fighting the wrong guy. Maybe time stone and send Wanda/Hawkeye/Star-Lord etc. back to take a swing at Thanos during his breakfast.
Elijah Ross
Nebula is the one who couldn't keep her damn mouth shut
Carter Hughes
>Cap ended up stabbing Jane Foster to put the Aether back in her
Angel Campbell
>Goes to Vormir >Red Skull approaches him >"Wait you're here? Why the fuck didn't anyone ever mention that? Whatever take the stone back I gotta go suck on some English tiddies"
Owen Bennett
>Jane Foster >appearing outside of Thor 1&2 Fake and gay
Ayden Rogers
he is based because of all that
Adam Thomas
>cheat she used superpowers on him that would not let him even move, while he has ZERO superpowers she's the cheating whore Thanos stomped everyone but CM in fair fight (if you can call soloing them fair)
Aaron Rivera
Imagine getting de-snapped into the same bed as your wife and her new lover
Thanos dying the same way he killed the universe is more ironic (the actual definition) for him.
David Perez
Also they needed to shut all the "Thanos was a nice guy and was right" idiots up by showing that he's only nice when he's winning and his plan was working and he went total psycho when he found out the universe wasn't grateful and his work was about to be undone.
Wyatt Butler
That's actually the REAL triumph of the Avengers. They didn't just kill Thanos, they then killed the idea of him subsequently.
We got to see Thanos at his absolute worst and vicious.
>UHG, I HATE CHARACTERS WHO REFERENCE THE 80S >BUT I LOVE CHARACTERS WHO STATE THE OBVIOUS IN FUNNY VOICES! Like what you like, but if you don’t think Drax is a retard, you are wrong.
Jackson Parker
In fairness, that was Thanos without the burden of murdering his own daughter. He was never the same after that.
Benjamin Edwards
I'm not saying Thanos was ever a "nice guy", I'm just saying he got a real kick in his soul losing Gamora.
Without that safety valve of becoming a death-seeker, Thanos is even more dangerous.
Sebastian Adams
I.e. Hunter x hunter fans
Asher Peterson
Reading is a useful skill most individuals get to learn nowadays.
Camden Taylor
Daily reminder that he once saved the galaxy with a dance-off
