Sonic let off an EMP powerful enough to knock out electronics on the entire Pacific Northwest

Sonic let off an EMP powerful enough to knock out electronics on the entire Pacific Northwest.

According to GoNorthwest, the area has a population of around 15 million. Bump Reveal estimates that 3,978,497 babies are born every year in the United States.

Using statistics from Bliss it is estimated that about 1 in 7 babies in the UK require a neonatal unit upon their birth. Assuming this statistic translates to the United States, this would mean that 568,365 need this treatment in the US yearly.

The United States has approximately 327.2m people living there, meaning that the Pacific Northwest holds approximately 4.5% of the US population, translating to 25,576 babies needing neonatal treatment in the area yearly.

Using Bliss's statistics again, it can be seen that the average stay in the neonatal clinic for a baby is one week. Considering there are 52 weeks in a year, this means that 1/52 of this figure are in the clinics at any one time.

This translates to 491 babies in the area where Sonic the Hedgehog immediately cuts complete power and life support to. Sonic is literally a mass baby murderer.

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Those teeth look horrible.

>Sonic let off an EMP powerful enough to knock out electronics on the entire Pacific Northwest.

It was all those chili dogs

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>mass baby murder

And yet all I can think about is how his normal video game face would've looked a lot better then this one in the film.

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SEGA should sue Paramount for breach of contract.

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Please tell me this is fake.

Your argument falls apart when in reality a lot of critical life support systems have built in countermeasures to address power outages, not just from electromagnetic pulses.

is this what old out of touch jews make?

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I'm sorry, user.
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OR it could be Dr Eggman causing the EMP and THEN have it blamed on Sonic?

A baby can be called a kid and Sonic wouldn't do that on purpose. So that means "nothing personal kid", holds true.

What a time to be alive.

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Jim Carrey seems suited for the role of Dr. Robotnik, but he really should have put on some more weight for the role.

>he hasn't seen the showdown between sonic and eggman
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Babies don't usually die from a lack of electricity.

This gotta be one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen

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Yeah, Robotnik actually seems pretty fun.

No it was definitely Sonic. You can see it happen in the trailer

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I can't fucking believe how much better this looks, and it was totally doable. Why?

Would normalfags watch this abomination?

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No, they will be too busy watching anything else, but the film is so cheap it will make money anyway.

That's what you losers said about Shazam and look what happened

This and Detective Pikachu has me scratching my head. These kinds of films are usually what pissed off normalfags but I guess they like how ugly it is.

Being the worst performing live action capeshit in a while? Yes.

I didn't even hear the movie existed until last week. What happened?

Are you guys going to watch the movie.

Will Dr. Eggman's villainous scheme to destroy the world involve giving everyone vaccines?