Explain everything that's wrong with this picture in your own words.
Vader's New
Brandon Carter
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Matthew Nguyen
This is a deranged fangirl's fantasy, right?
Thomas Richardson
Yep
Dylan Gutierrez
It's a dream sequence by the girl, who he murders without a second thought. /thread
Elijah Nguyen
why should I? make it worth my while and pay me
Luis Jackson
Doesn't really count cuz Vader just murders her ass like what he usually does.
Ryder Powell
You get paid with knowledge of knowing that having a Nurse for Vader is a bad idea.
And some other pseudo-philosophical stuff and jargon that Yea Forums likes to bring up in these threads.
Austin Brooks
You posted it out of context in an attempt to anger other anons. That's everything that's wrong with it.
Kevin Ramirez
Parker Campbell
Vader has no dick
Jacob Campbell
Don't penises have bones?
Colton Kelly
EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH IT!!!!!
Seriously I felt vomiting from reading this and it's one of those things that make me cringe every time I read a star wars comic now.... so FUCK!!!
Justin Russell
I know user, I am literally shaking right now.
Gabriel Jackson
Vader lost his genitals in Mustafar. The emperor had no reason to give him a cyborg cock
Ethan Barnes
This is true, but he must have waste remove somehow or a way to live without eating. Maybe his cock burns 24/7 so he's pissed off all the time and channeling all that rage into the dark side of the force?
Nathaniel Adams
You got the page?
Noah Sanders
Not to say that I wanted this comic to be longer, let alone exist, but I think this whole thing desperately needed more time to play out in a more nuanced way. As a quick one-shot it was just horrendous and just screamed bad writing. Also I think the artist, who's art's perfectly fine and all, should've tweaked the style to be more Star Wars appropriate, or at least a little less cutesy and more gritty.
Jack White
Tumblr and fangirls were absolutely livid at this.
How dare you portray their self-insert fanfics in a bad light!
Jaxson Harris
Probably has a colonoscopy bag and a catheter built into the suit.
Dylan Stewart
wanna bet they gonna make a comic "fixing" the problem?
Dylan Morales
even I'm not dumb enough to bet against that idea.
And I'm very dumb
William Davis
Thomas Reyes
Isaac Foster
I'm pretty sure those two panels are in the wrong order.
Jeremiah Martinez
Tyler Lopez
Angel Lee
Someone post the canon page. Do it.
Nathaniel Bennett
>welp, was nice talking to you, good bye
John Reyes
Bentley Ross
At least she got penetrated by Vader
Matthew Long
godamn. thats a clean cut
Joseph Nguyen
carlos I swear to God
Joseph Gutierrez
But this girl sounds reasonable. The girl Vader actually killed was some borderline yandere Harley Quinn crazy girl.
Blake Parker
the idea behind this comic actually sounds really interesting, would love to read it
Angel Watson
There was a storytime in the other thread.
It's short but sweet. It got a chuckle out of me.
Matthew Hughes
Oh forgot to link to it. Here, this post is where user started storytiming it.
Liam Allen
>This is true
It actually isn't. His groin was the only part of him that wasn't burned. The man wears a codpiece for a reason. He's still got his junk.
Brayden Davis
>tumblr
Joshua Clark
Darth ''no fat chicks'' Vader
Nolan Sanchez
It's just the Jumpsuit that makes her look fat.
Tyler Barnes
Mason Williams
>the creepy stalker is killed in the end
I seriously don't see the issue
Nathaniel Cruz
Noah Perez
Not in humans, no.
Samuel Baker
At least his Schwartz didn't get twisted.
Jacob Martin
she was a wymyn.