Whenever someone tells me they’re going to do something that I don’t think they’ll actually do, I tend to say “No you won’t...” the same way Dr. S does.
Yea Forums quotes you use in real life
Michael Bailey
Lincoln Robinson
It’s amazing how much a single webtoon has completely ruined my ability to speak.
Jaxson Roberts
Grayson Davis
They're second only to Shakespeare in making up words, I swear.
Brody Cook
"Smaller... bite-sized!" from Ratatouille, in relation to anything small. It's become a running gag in our family.
Kronk's "Oh... riiiight" also gets a lot of play.
David Allen
Not sure if gmod animations count, but there’s several I use that are common in these but aren’t actually heard much in TF2 itself.
>Sniper: Aww, that’s apples, mate!
>Spy: Ooooo!*snort*
>Heavy: Moist and delicious
>Heavy: HOHOHO OH THAT SLAPS ME ON THE KNEE
Charles Wright
Whenever we hear a boston accent me and my sister tend to either say "YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR RAY" or "WHOA WHOA WHOA WHAT'S YER HURRY THROW SOME UMS ERS N' ARS in there.
Ethan Howard
>Can you feel it now, Mr. Krabs?
Whenever I'm out drinking with friends.
Alexander Russell
youtube.com
At just about any time that feels appropriate.
Charles Williams
>CAREFUL SPONGEBOB, CAREFUL!
>fine, fine, everything’s fine
>ANTS
>occasionally use jorb instead of job
>not Yea Forums, but pretty sure I got “Oh no. An accident,” from Dunkey and now it’s a family in-joke
Aaron Martin
Whenever I return from being AFK from a discord voice chat or similar I always say "I'm back!" Like pic related.
Jayden Murphy
Dead, not big surprise is a fairly common one for me. Also Nope.avi
William Kelly
What does the S stand for?
Cooper Butler
Spiral graph you Sneed loving feeb
Aaron Kelly
>GREAT JAERB
Kayden Lee
Ever since I saw this Swooce became part of my vocabulary, and I cannot stop using it place of literally any other actual word that fits in its place.
Connor Fisher
I can't for the life of me remember where that second quote is from, but I use that too. Adventure Time Me-Mow episode when Jake's poisoned?
Benjamin Johnson
Dunkey's got some infectious phrases
>GEDOUTTAHEEE
>Is this... Shadow Moses!?
Jace Perez
I often quite Brian from Family Guy saying "It's a Christmas miracle." Usually when it isn't Christmas.
Lucas Jenkins
Drop that sack in my mouth
Ethan Butler
I think it’s the first Tree Trunks episode.
Joseph Gomez
youtube.com
Saying this to each other became a common joke among my friends right after we do stupid shit
Nicholas Jones
That's not a Brian quote. Seth likes to quote/parody old wholesome tropes.
David Moore
It means "Hope"
Ryder Flores
Based
Caleb Young
>playing halo ce against my friend
>beat him by one kill
>"I want you to remember, [friend] in all your years to come, in your most private moments, I want you to remember my hand at your throat, I want you to remember the one man who beat you"
Asher Phillips
Liam King
I often say "WHEN HE SAYS JUMP, YOU SAY WHAT SHARK" instead of the normal way of saying it and if someone says How long has X been around for I tend to usually say When Marky-Mark had a funky bunch. I really like The Venture Bros
Jaxon Williams
I did a schtick on CS:GO for a while where I played as Cousin Kyle
>Wow you guys, I've nevah rescued a hohstage befoh, dis is so exciting!
>Can you guys not shoot so close to me, I might get stahtled and lose contwol of my bowels.
>Oh jeezus! Be cahful with dose smoke grenades, I have very bad asthma!
Thomas Sanchez
Sasuke it stands for Sasuke
Levi Butler
"I'M NOT A INVALID! I WAS DESIGNED TO STICK IN THIS WALL! I LIKE BEING STUCK IN THIS STUPID WALL!"
usually after anybody states the obvious that I need to get out more
Kayden Wood
I think I've played on a server with you.
Christopher Sanders
adultswim.com
At 2:45
"How much in the world is it?"
My go-to phrase when asking how much something is, I like the way he says it..
Charles Johnson
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, LEONAAAAAAAAAAARD
Landon Clark
Formerly Spirograph.
Christopher Ross
kek
Logan Thompson
>"Where's this conversation going?"
>"Every where."
Not a fan of the show, but that line made me laugh.