If I get enough Good Boy Points, Death HAS to fuck me!

>If I get enough Good Boy Points, Death HAS to fuck me!
Thanos was an incel

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I guess. Kind of a weird relationship since she's nigh untouchable and Thanos's killing spree has some level of justification for his particular love interest. Incels in today's climate are more like those freaks that go on violent rampages in a sort of revenge fantasy from perceived slight from women overall. And is this the same Death that temporarily marries Deadpool?

I mean, if I slaughter an entire universe that was collectively trying to kill a woman I'd be fucking for the last 2 years, I damn well better get laid.

I'm really glad we'll never see this bullshit in theatres, ever.

Don't Elliot Rodger-types more lash out at society for no one liking them as opposed to doing crazy shit because they think it'll impress women?

Well, yeah, that was the point of Starlin Thanos. He’s a being whose understanding of the cosmos has transcended to the point of dangerous. He’s strong, sure, but what made him legitimately scary was how cosmically aware he was without the actual ability. The scene in Thanos Quest where he goes through all layers of reality, ripped and altered molecule by molecule, doesn’t bother him because he understands that he is a universal constant is probably the most bare example of this.

That’s where Lady Death comes in. Despite his knowledge, his understanding, his awareness of the cosmic balance, he is obsessed with her love. One of the most dangerous beings in the universe, who can pick apart everything like a clock, is fueled by the most irrational, most basic emotion possible: Love. It’s illogical, he knows it’ll never happen, yet he persists to the point where he’s willing to end life for it. That’s what made him such an interesting character.

Why's that?

Again not an incel since he didn't want sex from her also she dicked around with him so she's not entirely blameless. Like the time she told him to kill Adam Warlock and she would be his forever, he ended up Bros before hoing her.
They have an unhealthy on and off again relationship.

Only user in here who knows what he's talking about instead of memeing.

>M-Muh half the population

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He's a Disney shill

have sex

Wow, got me good there. Better tell your boss for that extra cash.

Did you confuse/fuse incel with white knight?

there's no real difference

Thanos, as written by Starlin, is the more interesting character and also the better father.

Anyone who spouts “The MCU version is better” or “He’s just Darkseid” never read any of Starlin’s Classic Thanos stories.

>or “He’s just Darkseid”
In what way is he like Darkseid?

People just meme that shit because it's all they ever hear. Behind his so called good intentions MCU Thanos is pretty sadistic and cruel. Like when he pretends to have died just to see Gamora upset, or when he dares Peter shoot Gamora in a moment where they are both seriously emotionally fucked up because Peter is about to kill her, or pretty much the way he tortures Nebula for no other reason than he just views her as a lower life form and most likely because he feels like it. Also in Endgame after the heroes put up a fight and make things difficult for him he even tells them he's going to enjoy destroying their planet

For MCU Thanos his mission is the only thing that matters and while Starlin has his version of Thanos be obsessed with Death he also has moments were he defies her or moments where he's not willing to risk Adam Warlock's trust to one of her whims. Also according to Starlin himself the person Thanos feels most loyalty towards is Gamora.

>“As things went along though, it turns out that Thanos would have been much more loyal to Gamora than just about anybody else in the universe. She was basically his daughter - some other writers have given Thanos kids down the line but in love with Death as he was, the last thing he would have done was to have got progeny anywhere along the line, naturally. But I think there would have been a part of him that would have been… tender to somebody.” — Jim Starlin, The Classic Marvel Figurine Collection: Gamora, Eaglemoss Publications Ltd., 2012.

Also reading his last Thanos stories, in particular the one Thanos fights Annihilus, all of his thoughts are mostly preoccupied about gettign Annihilus far away from Adam and Gamora so Thanos can go all out on Annihilus without worrying about their safety. Maybe Thanos really doesn't realize it but at this point I'm convinced he cares more abotu Adam and Gamora than anyone else, possibly even Mistress Death.

Death likes Mario better

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Comic thanos is superior to film thanos. He isnt an incel in every comic.

MAMA MIA

He really isn't an incel in any of the comics, he's more like a vocel (unless you count the shitty Aaron comics and Hickman's stuff in which he does have kids despite the fact that it would go against his ideals). He doesn't want to fuck Death, he just wants her to love him back.

I guess he's someone who is involuntarily without romance? or just a guy whose waifu won't love him back, or well sometimes she does and he's happy until he gets bored and goes and does something that pisses her off.

>Death is just a human woman wearing a black robe
What a boring design

He was born to the wrong universe.

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