ITT: Aborted comic movies

The late '90s Venom movie with Dolph Lundgren. Would've actually gotten Eddie's physique right.

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With Spawn-tier CGI

Undoubtedly would've been a very fun B-movie!

These two make me sad. Remember the Aunt May movie?

Those Sony hacks were a treasure trove of hilarious shit. Like when Amy Pascal asked Josh Trank if he'd be game for a Venom movie and he said to fuck off unless he had it in writing that Avi Arad wouldn't be allowed near it.

>Monster never ever...
>Like when Amy Pascal asked Josh Trank if he'd be game for a Venom movie and he said to fuck off unless he had it in writing that Avi Arad wouldn't be allowed near it.
Wonder if Hardy will end up convincing him of directing Venom 2.

I’ll always be upset at no Hellboy 3.

Didn't At the Mountains of Madness have a leaked script that was bad?

Amy Pascal typing like a lunatic was about the funniest thing in the world to freshman highshcooler me. She types like a drugged up homeless person.

Spidey thought

Hey Amy - just a couple of rando thoughts from 35,000 LAX-JFK:

- A rising trend we see with Millennials are the really extreme forms of experiential exercise like Tough Mudder (a sort of filthy triathalon), the Color Run and even things like Hot Power Yoga, veganism etc. Millennials will often post “N.B.D.” on their social media after doing it , as in No Big Deal, also known as the “humble brag”…..wondering if Spidey could get into that in some way….he’s super athletic, bendy, strong, intense….and it’s all NBD to him, of course.

- EDM (electronic dance music) is the defining music for Millennials. Wondering if there’s an EDM angle somewhere with Spidey? His movements are beautiful, would be awesome with a killer DJ behind it

- Snapchat just launched a “story” functionality, which is sort of “day in the life of me” told in a series of snapchats that expire after 24 hours. It has a very VIP quality about it, since invitation only. Getting invited into Spidey’s Snapchat circle would be huge, and very buzzworthy and cool.

>freshman highshcooler me.

That wasn't even that long ago, why are you talking about it like it was a decade ago?

It was five years ago dude.

>The idiots that fucked up Spider-Man 3 and 4 tried to bring back our lord and savior Raimi

Fuck was that satisfying

>Multiple Oscar winning Director since 2007
>Executives cancel his Hobbit film
>Executives cancel his Hellboy 3 film
>Executives cancel his Kojima collaborated Silent Hill game
>Executives cancel hus JL film
Can someone please explain to me what the fuck are these suits fucking issue with the man?

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ASM 1 and 2 were so fucking awful that I felt like the praise for them was someone fucking with me.

ASM1 gets way too much of a pass for how soulless and stupid it is.
>Uncle Ben died over a fucking chocolate milk, and dove to grab the gun in the first place instead of it being a moment of random cruelty by the burglar

The one that always stings is how he got buttfucked out of Pacific Rim 2. The first one was such a glorious love letter to mech and monster movies/shows, and the second one is MCU With Robots and feels completed detached from 1.

Noah Hawley (Fargo, Legion) wrote a screenplay for a Doctor Doom solo movie that he would also direct.

>Hawley said his “Doctor Doom” movie will feel more like a “geopolitical thriller” than a traditional superhero movie. The script would be set in Doom’s country of Latveria, which is preparing to open its doors to the world for the first time. According to Hawley, the film would center around a female journalist who is assigned to interview Doom during this key transitional period for his country. The driving force behind Doom’s decision would be one of the film’s central mysteries.

He turned in the finished script last month, but with the Fox buyout the project is in limbo.

>Peter carries around a camera with his fucking name on it as Spider-Man
>Random scenes of Peter skateboarding, and even him skateboarding in the school like a douche
>All of those “GEE I WONDER IF HE IS SPIDER-MAN” moments throughout the movie
>That scene of Peter acting like a little shitter to George Stacey in his own home, then Gwen apologizes for her fucking dad
>Lizard’s plan is to turn people into Lizards, but we get no fucking cool scenes of it
>Peter’s ok with breaking his promise to Gwen’s dead dad because he doesn’t give a shit about promises, which makes you wonder why he gives a shit about his promise to Ben

I'm going to blame every major fault of this movie, if it ever comes out, on Disney intentionally trying to trash Fox's last X-men product

His films usually review well and he has a cult fanbase, but they often don't do very well at the box office.

Just recently, Crimson Peak did quite poorly and The Shape of Water underperformed pretty badly until it won an Oscar and got a second theatrical run.

Good, that sounds fucking stupid.

Even still it'd be a better Doom than what we've gotten in every single FF movie yet.

Corman’s Doom was unironically a good rendition.

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Don't forget that they tried to get him back for "Spider-Man vs. The Amazing Spider-Man".