What is it that makes canada so important?

What is it that makes canada so important?

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America needs a hat

They're the only first world country with huge amounts of immigrants that don't have gigantic problems with it. Don't know how they pull it off.

>They're the only first world country with huge amounts of immigrants that don't have gigantic problems with it.
You don't live in Canada, do you?
It's getting so bad even the english are threatening to leave this country.
Quebec and Ontario both elected right wing parties, and /notre gars/ from Beauce Mad Max Bernier is set to fuck with the fed in the upcoming election.

>It's getting so bad even the english are threatening to leave this country.

Where can they go?

>that don’t have huge problems
Lmaoooooo yeah ok

What huge problems?

back to england where they belong

canada died with harper
but at least they have the maritimes
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>don't have gigantic problems with it.

Never been to Vancouver, I see.

That happened less than 3 years after the end of the US Civil War. The country had other shit to worry about beside starting a brand new war with a national that, arguably, beat them in 1814

Well, part of the secret is that Cuckland doesn't actually spend money on a military and stupidly spills all its funds into welfare instead. Those chickens will come home to roost eventually.

I left Canada and returned to Russia (saint petersburg) a month ago.

damn you got me.

>The country had other shit to worry about beside starting a brand new war with a national that, arguably, beat them in 1814
Those 3 years after the civil war saw some of the greatest expansions in American history. Expanding *was* the other shit to worry about.

The real question you should be asking is why the US didn't feel the need to expand into Canada, when the Alaska purchase was very clearly a play for northward growth.

We tried once....

When Canada was still Britain.

Being a confederacy means Canada is not Britain anymore. And that 50 years change saw rapid militaristic development in the US.

It was just easier to kill Injuns and occasionally a Mormon.

You're still missing the bigger picture. Both intent and means to do so have been available since Canada's inception.

I'm going to try and spell out the question for you:
Why does America *allow* Canada to exist?

People already told you. You've just decided those aren't satisfactory answers.

They aren't satisfactory answers. And you're foolish for thinking they are.

We are america's partner.

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Holy shit thats some rhythm nation rip off. Im glad uncle joey broke her heart so we got to listen to her angry alt rock music.

You can keep her. She's a cunt.

You're right, it's a conspiracy by the lizard people, or the jews, or whatever particular brand of crazy you use to make yourself feel special.

>user believes in Canada
Yeah sure. Where's Atlantis by the way?

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to the states

It's a conspiracy by someone. I just don't know who.
The most obvious conclusion is that Canada is essentially a puppet government of the US, which would be the most sensible explanation for why the world's largest singular uncontested source of resources also has virtually no military.

Canada doesn't make sense, user.

What shape is the Earth?

Round. Most of Canada's borders match the earth's curvature very nicely. Unlike every other fucking nation on this planet.

Is that part of the conspiracy too?

In the sense that "Canada's borders don't actually matter"? Yeah, it's part of it.

So out of curiosity, which branch of American government would be in control of Canada, as you can't exactly hold open deliberation and votes on this sort of thing. Executive?

People don't get to vote on conspiracies, user.
There's no straight answer as to who all is colluding on it. But it's large enough that every world government likes pretending Canada has any real kind of autonomy. Which, frankly speaking, has literally never been true in their entire history even before declaring confederacy.

Yeah, but I mean, someone has to be actually making the decisions, not just pulling them out of a hat. And it's the US government according to you, and they're elected officials with specific roles and duties, even in regards to classified subjects. Don't just "It's a mystery" on me, this is your conclusion on how the world works based on nothing but your own intuition, and I'm not even asking for evidence, just for you to make sense rather than hiding behind vaugeries.

didnt USA guvernemnt consider them a real security threat during Cold war because Trudo was too friendly to Soviet union nad their sidekicks, did they?

I consider your spelling and grammar a real security threat, user.

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>Harper
Fuck off, Trudeau is the worst but Harper fuckery was the prologue of all the shit which was going to come.

The real truth behind the mystery of Canada is We've been in cahoots with England this whole time, its all just a waiting game til the time is ripe and America is weakened so we can strike and bring you unruly colonies back in line. Thus would begin the second coming of the glorious British Empire.

Adding a cartoon image doesnt make it a Yea Forums thread.While it didnt degenerated into a /pol/ dick measuring contest,there's little discussion about cartoons and comics on this thread. Therefore stealth /pol/ thread. Reported

Rule Britannia, brother.

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>someone has to be actually making the decisions, not just pulling them out of a hat
It's either the trilateral commission or the corporations that own all American politics in the first place. Most likely the military industrial complex.