Why are UK voices more cute?

Highland Scots>Irish>Southern English>Welsh>Lowland Scots>American>Northern English

How does it feel making the second most wrong claim in history?

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The standard TV American accent is really flat and monotone.

>hating on northern English
youtube.com/watch?v=AVyZXAmIFE8

Looks like this guy thinks all northerners sound like scousers.

my man

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>Appalachian
youtu.be/03iwAY4KlIU

Do you kiss Hilda’s mother with that mouth!?

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Please tell me there’s more

Sorry, that one's a mystery.

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That’s how it works though, people like the exotic. That’s why Bongs can go to the US and get laid easily and Burgers can come to the UK and get laid easily.

[citation needed]

Can't wait for season 2.

Can only cite personal experience, sorry.

That sure is something.

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>LICHRALLY

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>Burgers can come to the UK and get laid easily.
This is false.

Consider this : Hilda would be 1000x cuter if all the characters swapped gender

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I'd be inclined to agree with you if it didn't mean that cute little David would be gone.

That pretty much applies to every piece of media.I can't think of a single male character I wouldn't be attracted to if he gets gender-swapped... ironically I hate it when they get 'replaced' with a female character but that's a different story all together.

So you can't identify with male characters or am I missing the Mark?

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Hard to tell with that artstyle if she'd be pretty IRL, but Hilda definitely is cute and smart and kind and I hope good luck follows her, becuse she seems like a great person.

Midwestern American is the default now. I say this as someone who was taught British English. Gnats, biscuits and lifts and all.

Meant to say, I can't think of a single male character I like that I wouldn't be attracted to if he gets gender-swapped. It's the fact that male characters are more often better written than females that just changing gender is enough. Hell even with paper thin characters like Bowser get a huge following when you make him a princess cause the idea of Bowser's personality with Peach's design is hot.

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Fascinating. Thanks for sharing this.

Wait, no. Now I'm reading everything in that accent.

Absolute quality!
Make sense, though. Can she really afford the move she made on a graphic designer's salary? Being the new one in town has a certain allure, so why not make a few old men happy while making some extra money?

More than what could be said about her old book design.

>The virtues and depth of male characters with the automatic appeal and charm of female characters

Makes sense

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>new town slut

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This scenario reminds me of that Aunt Cass commission thing Polyle did for his 10 Hour series. Especially that "oh hey, I guess I could fit your big dick in me", after the guy flashes a huge wad of cash at her.
Some one pay him for a Johanna version, please.

Based youtu.be/lBvLSyLNOHE

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Has that ever been anyone’s aspirations, being the town bicycle? I know a lot a people want to be pimps and get paid for other people’s sex work but it would be so refreshing in media to see a person enjoy being a whore and make a business out of it.

Flip some burgers for a week and pay him yourself.

A lich rally? How unholy

>aspirations
Who's even talking about those, bitch? Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
But I do greatly agree, and enjoy, with that last part in your post. Sluts and whores are great!

Yes.

Outside of porn I can't really think of any examples.
I think 'hooker who enjoys their work and thinks of it as a useful service' is a subtype that gets a little play, especially in westerns. But not much, and that isn't quite what you're talking about.

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>Flip some burgers
>not user turning tricks for commission money
Where's your sense of the poetic?

So are they Finnish, or Swedish, or what?

My headcanon is that they live in Shetland.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shetland

Requesting an actual full-image drawing of that MILF Magazine cover with Johanna in the last panel.

If only it was so easy. But when I invite people to my sex basement they run away.

But what are they, though?

Europeans.

I'm in love with this depiction and style. Who's the artist?

I don't get it. It's not like she's sporting excessively ludicrous amounts of hair anywhere. And it's obvious that she went through with it, since the magazine came out. And if you want to go an extra step, there's no darker implications, since she's alive, and Hilda is shocked that her alive and well mother is on a magazine cover. Is forced shaving that artist's fetish, or what?

pixiv.net/member.php?id=14930
Reverse image search points here.

Fucking pixiv artists. Just put the thing there. I don't care about your "art dump" posts.

The implication is that she's wearing something much more revealing than she normally would. Hilda is shocked that her alive and well mother has been photographed for a softcore porn mag.

Nice to see this thread evolve to a Hilda thread.

in other news, my Hilda figurine arrived!

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Their arms can move actually.

What would happen if Joanna dies? Does Trollberg still have old-timey Dickensean orphanages?

It's like when you're watching an anime and a character pops up with a Kansai accent.
It's the same but different. It's cute.

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Danish is cuter
youtu.be/nGUEFTM_J6k

Let her out!

It's too late user. She already did!

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I like book Hilda’s design but would prefer a figure of Netflix Hilda instead. Either way good for you.

Thanks. Now I'm just waiting for the second one I ordered by accident and the three books that weren't even shipped.

Hilda would just live out in the wilds, she’s got Woodman and the elves for support and the rest she would have to figure out... would make a great season if the motherless aspect was only temporary.

Can I just say how fucking big she is? In the pictures, I assumed it was going to be 3-4 inches. They're fucking 8 inches tall!

>second most wrong claim
whats the first?

When I typed that, I came back from a She-Ra thread where some guy said that Bow was a loser. That is the most wrong claim.

>hilda figure was on sale on amazon over easter
>didn't buy one

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Now post her cunny!

nobrow.net/shop/hilda-toy/
It's free
Pic related

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Can't be having that, user. This is a good Christian Tahitian Beekeeping forum, after all.

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Because they imitate speech impediments and therefore pathetic.

Did people genuinely get them for free? I was in that thread and couldn't place an order and I tried everything.

It's weird. I had to go to another item and then click on the shopping cart icon for the Hilda doll on the "you might like..." Section and then go to my shopping cart. I never got my books however.

HILDA, WATCH OUT! THANOS IS COMING FOR YOU!

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I legitimately laughed out loud. My sides

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Boy, you wouldn't know

What's the problem? She can hear you just fine. It's not like she's got Airpods on.

Reminder that the two best girls in the show aren't even Brits

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so what you're saying is that you two are just dog-ugly?

I was contradicting him, you dumb mong

So you're stupid ugly?

But Victoria is British.

Far from the best girl

POSH british accents are cute. Everything else is even worse than American ghetto ebonics.

>POSH
>cute

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It must be so lame not to be able to appreciate the clumsy charm of cockney attempting to sound polite.

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I'll give you Twintails, but Hilda's accent is quite inarguably British.

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Holy. I think I have a milf fetish now.

ew

>posh
The most punchable of voices

Where do you get their official names?

Twintails isn't her official name

the guy that thought the new MLP wasn't going to get a lot of porn

anyone have the pic?

OI YOU GOTTA LOICENSE FOR THAT DEERPUP ROIT M8?

>That pic
God fucking damnit

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There's probably going to be, GUND who also makes Ghibli's plushes bought all the merch rights (which does mean the comic toys are probably going to run out soon) and it seems like even though they've specialized in soft toys forever they're interested in experimenting in other kinds of merch for Hilda from the way they worded their announcement.
Interested to see what kind of promotional push S2 gets, especially if the show manages to win its 4 Emmy noms

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How tall it is? mah man

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Follow the replies.

8 inches

>tfw one year until season 2

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Hey April is almost over, meaning we're more than 1/4 of a year to next Hilda season

kek

They were already recording voices early December which means the season was already mostly or completely written before that, normal production time for an episode of animation is 9 months (which is staggered, with each episode being made concurrently on a timetable generally about a week apart from each other). If it comes out any later than the first couple months of next year it means either they're working with small crew, have a small budget, or are really upping their ambition. And there's no reason for the first two to be true when they have that Netflix cash and are sweeping awards.
Just saying, I don't think it's too far away, and it could maybe even be moved up if they decide to inject more cash into it to keep the momentum going. Definitely not going to take until next fall just to match the season the first one came out in

>Netflix
>Cash
I think I hear the Oxymoron fairy!

It’s investment cash user, it’s not real money in the bank but they have a fuckton of borrowed money and are willing to burn tons of it to keep their most popular shows rolling off the line fast enough for people not to forget about them among the tons of other options on streaming. And Hilda is their most successful children’s series in critical terms, and it seems to be doing pretty good with viewers too

Can you please post a pic of the back of the box?
From the website it seems like there is a brief comic there but the picture is too small to read.

I'll post it tomorrow. I'm hitting the sack

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Thanks man

that's assuming an early 2020 release tho

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pls be right based user

>librarian irl
>also some dork who pretends she has powers

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>Tfw the next book is the last one

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What? Really?

Hilda is taking a bath :)

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There are quite a few girl British characters around these days but not many guy ones right?

Nice.

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Twig!

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the "cartoon british" accent requires less emotions so shit actors can use it to hide their natural lack of range.

I haven’t found any source so user’s probably talking out of his ass however I would understand ending the series on a high note... even if I’m personally fine with running a franchise into the ground so long as we get even a smidge of good content out of it.

Battle Twig!

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Sleeping Twig!

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Fancy Twig!

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Crossdressing Twig!

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Twig! (unamused)

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Damn, I want it to be summer already.

Twilda!

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Hilda, with special guest Shou Tucker

That or Dutch

Polytwig!

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O.O Twig!

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is there a twink twig?
twing?

Here you go boyo.

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Remember to play with your Hilda every day for at least one hour!
And don't forget to give her a goodnight kiss on her forehead too!

BY THE GODS

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Better late than never

I just did this "free order" thing you did. This isn't a scam or anything? How long did it take for yours to arrive? Did you get a tracking number or anything?

I thought you guys would have known it.

bookdepository.com/Hilda-Mountain-King-6-Luke-Pearson/9781911171171

>Also
Maybe I'm wrong, so please tell me it's a hoax.

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Man, that looks really neat, could you please scan it?

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FUKEN CURSED

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>Their new secret weapon to lay waste to the trolls, and Hilda along with them!
They gonna use the Oxygen Destroyer or something?

I can’t believe Hilda fucking died at Winterfell.

Yep it's legit. I got a tracking number and apparently, the company owns the rights to make these things.

I... I don't know how. I'll find out how.

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Don't you have a scan? Everybody has a scan, for god sake. You could download a scan app for your phone or something.

I never thought about scanning and my scanning printer is "offline" despite being on. I'll try later, but now I have to leave.

Don't worry about that, fella, take your time, I just want a clean scan of that picture for my hilda comics collection.

Well it's too bad it might be ending soon but it's good to end on a high note and let other stories get their chance to shine in the empty space it creates.

Your nig?

Ye

So wait, dude with new figure, did you get yours from the free listing on the publisher's website? You didn't specify exactly.
If you did and they're ACTUALLY sending stuff out (and still haven't fixed the listings) it could be that it's not an error per say and it could be due to the new licensing deal detailed here
And that the publisher lost the rights to Hilda and are legally obligated to stop selling their stock (and possibly destroy it), and that this is a way of clearing out the inventory. Doesn't explain why they aren't charging shipping, but it's food for thought

I did order it from the Nobrow website. If what you're saying is true, holy shit! Although if what you're saying is true, then either they're backed up with orders or they're just really shitty at sending them out because I ordered other Hilda stuff.

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hmmm...

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I've dug around more and actually something strange is clearly going on with the whole site, very few of their recent books are in stock and when you dig enough to find older stuff by other authors that you can actually add to your cart THOSE things are free too. So it's a bug and I'm guessing the reason the figures are shipping separate/at all is because they are dispatched from a different warehouse that hasn't caught wind of the problem.
You think they would have just shut down the whole store while they figure it out given it's been like this for at least 10 days, I find it very hard to believe no one's noticed. The publishers' Twitter has still been updated regularly since Yea Forums noticed the issue so it's not as if the company collapsed or their social media team disappeared off the face of the earth.
Curious, very curious, I'll say that much. Anyway, everyone who hasn't should definitely order a figure at the very least since they're confirmed to be shipping, you have nothing to lose and I doubt they'll make more comic-based merch like that ever again, it's bound to be a pretty rare thing

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Very suspicious indeed. I want to ask what's going on, but that'll probably halt ongoing orders. I doubt they're going bankrupt since they still make public appearances in book fairs and such.

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>on her forehead
I uh, missed.

She got whacked 'cause she was weak.

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Alright can someone enlighten me on this? Why is Hilda being mentioned in the context of GoT?

Her VA is an actor in game of thrones

This God fucking damnit, that's a good picture.

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Cease this immediately!

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Maybe just a big lantern or something that could resemble sun light, cause the light is troll weakness.

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And now Yea Forums's Johanna is moonlighting as a prostitute. Nasty. I'm glad I waifu Hilda instead.

Weird. Amazon has that same description except for that last bit about it being a conclusion.
I half recall reading somewhere that Luke said he'd move on to other stuff for a while after the upcoming book.
But then again there's this interview where he mentions wanting to elaborate on Hilda's family background in a story so let's hope for the best:
wepresent.wetransfer.com/story/hilda-luke-pearson/

Maybe he's gonna elaborate Hilda's family background in the series.

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Given the show's success I could see him essentially sidelining or finishing up altogether the books for now in favor of shifting his main focus to the series, given that with a team of writers and animators he can tell a lot more story and reach a much broader audience within the time it takes for him to write and draw a book by himself.
He wasn't showrunner for the first season (probably because it would be too much to do concurrently with his comics work) but I'd bet he could get that position if he wanted and then all the plots and decision making would be in his control.
I know I'd be torn about it if I were in his position, I'm sure that the books standing on their own in their own medium is important to him but there's a lot of other opportunities for stories in animation that would take a lot longer to tell in comic form

Latino people speaking british english is way better.

Examples?

Yorkshire accent>All

bullshit, knowing both, the Brit sound better

No please, this shit again, no.

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What happened? Am I missing something

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Based on the posts he quoted I hope we keep missing it. But I have a sinking feeling we won't.

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>Hilda gifting herself to Woodsman
>Woodsman DGAF
kek, that got me
Thank you based user

Ladies and gentlemen, I can now state that I own 2 of the little gremlins.

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Should've just left one in the box I feel, but hey, if you have some creative photo opportunities in mind if might b cool

I just took them out of the box to take the picture. It was a hassle to get a picture of the comic because the file size was too big. And that they would've fallen off my stool.

Yeah, I too fucking enjoy what its like to not understand English when its spoken to you

Weren't fanfics forbbiden here?

Indeed

Looks like they are.

The lead Vittra reminds me of the TF2 Scout for whatever reason. Maybe it's the accent and attitude

Where's Frida-poster?

It works, didn't need to be anywhere near that resolution though
thanks Fernando

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twing
sounds good

>there are 4 books, and season 1 covered 1-3, yes?
Correct as far as publication goes, but 5 is definitely already written and the drawings are probably complete or near it as well (it's slated to come out this year and books being complete for a year or more before publication is actually extremely common). So that's two more books to adapt and a large chunk of S1 (probably a little more than half) was original material anyway.

But I don't think that's the reason why S2 would take additional time (especially with the voice record meaning writing has already taken place), holding up a show intentionally for the sake of more material to adapt in TV animation is quite impractical because if there's a gap in production it often means your lose at least part of your crew of artists to other projects, as they need to get paid and there's no contract mandating they come back like actors. And then you're faced with having to hire new people who may or may not be as talented or as good a fit for the program as the people they're replacing.
That being said, this is a script-driven show (compared to the many board-driven ones around today) and writers are less likely to leave or are otherwise more able to work on more than one project at a time compared to storyboard artists because they get paid more money and in a more sporadic manner. There's often gaps in their schedules between scripts and thus more openings, while being a board artist is more like a regular day job.

like back in 2010 when the show was new?

>Potato Swedish

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Yep.

Pearson has some moomin fanart in her DA account. He might be a fan of the show/comic.

That would be about the least shocking thing in the world

Anyone here is impressed with the fact that the show dialogue is a 1:1 adaptation from the comics? I mean, I find really interesting that the dialogues in the book could work in an animated show.

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Yeah, it’s commendable, Luke being involved directly in the show probably has something to do with that but they hired pro writers so I’m sure they would have changed it if they thought it wouldn’t work, evidentially they determined it would work fine and it did

Is that show any good?

Yes, if you like comfy European adventures. It’s not written down for kids and embraces horror elements when appropriate. If you have Netflix worth checking out at least

Or if you mean Moomin, the old anime is pretty cool. Haven’t watched the CGI one

The CGI is kinda neat too.

Is this accurate? youtube.com/watch?v=1QckQiqsChE

>Lily Orchard
Yeah... I'm not touching that with a 10 foot pole.

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What's wrong with him?

Bit of a douche.
I also think her first impressions are as funny as cerebral palsy

>her
Good one.

Sure. Whatever.

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i want to FUCK the mara.

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Friendly reminder that the creator of Moomins, Tove Jansson herself, has said that moomins are/under the height of a phone book.

Johanna pleases young men for money.
Also someone should draw twintails ohohoho-ing.

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>twintails ohohoho-ing.
???

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Pompous anime laugh favored by haughty rich girls.

>Johanna pleases young men for money.
please, she does it for free because she is sexually frustrated

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Classic ojousama laugh. An explosion of haughty condescension, only the very smuggest girls gain this power. The sinister chuckle version is 'fufufu'.

But would a discount witch that can't even take care of her own face be capable of it? How unseemly! Oh, ho, ho, ho!

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It's nice art. Shame it can't be posted due to the rest.

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LITERALLY BASED

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booru WHERE?

She's got the smugness to pull it off

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Enjoy prison.

What's with the spoilers?

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I think it's to fuck with the jannies.

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>Uncropped borders

Necrobumper

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Who gives a shit if someone wants to save the thread?
If it dies, it dies. If it someone bumps it, it's bumped till no one thoroughly gives a shit.

Ignore the necrobumper fags, they're obviously horrendous newfags who think an imageboard works like a traditional forum.

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>save the thread

Well the fun is over I guess. Hopefully some people were able to nab some for free.

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Listen newfag, on an imageboard threads stay as long as they're bumped, or the mods decide it's time for them to die. Unless you're a mod, you just ignore threads you don't like, or make new ones. Pointing out someone bumped a thread is just likely to make them last even longer, because people will continue to bump them just to call you a faggot.

>as opposed to you saving the thread with dumb posts

Nearly every character but most especially Hilda and David sound too nasal to be cute. It's like they've permanently got a cold or something

If mine hasn’t shipped yet but I got it while it was free so I still have to pay for it?

I ordered one yesterday and I bookmarked the confirmation page, yesterday it had a full receipt and said the order was processing every time I checked it but now the page is blank. So I think every order from the last week or so that didn't ship yet has been manually purged from the system and we're not going to get it. The site never asked for a credit card number so no, there's no way for them to make us pay for it

At least she died killing an undead giant

>old people mad

It is cold way oop north.

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Literally, who?

Cute kid. That best not be you, user.

bella ramsey, i.e. hilda

she had another non-hilda encounter with a giant

fuck off tory

25 quid for that?
Have they gone barmy?

You know what else. They're not very well made. The one's that I have have scuff marks on the hair and there's traces of super glue leaking out.

>tears
user... my dick

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Johanna dressed like in pic related, when?

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>Hilda: Befriends a Giant
>Lyanna: Kills a Giant

>that plastic see-through purse with the condoms
Yes, please.

Not here.

>ywn pound Johanna and have to put your hand over her mouth since Hilda is sleeping Soundly down the hall because you read her a bedtime story

I'd kill to read ancient books with her

>Not helping her to leave that life and having her fall for you, then helping to raise Hilda in a loving home.

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I'd never make Hilda give up her life of adventure. Oh, you meant Johanna. Nah she can keep working nights.

>Oh, you meant Johanna. Nah she can keep working nights.
You cruel bastard gotta admit though, she looks good

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I like how mentioning Hilda is off limits, but Johanna is fair game. Are they just throwing us a bone or something?

>Are they just throwing us a bone or something?
>this is what pedos actually believe

>Mentioning a child is off limits
imagine that

Hey did you know, Yea Forums's mascot is called Pedobear.

I'm saying this because similar images got deleted.

>Necroposter mad
And I hope you stay mad

That ain't superglue, m8

dumb-ass pedos

>Pedobear
>Yea Forums
go away Yea Forums

Fun fact, nearly all trannies are pedos.

Our favorite borrowed Japanese bear is more an overall Yea Forums mascot than a Yea Forums mascot. Yea Forums's board-tan is Yea Forumsnrad. Not that he's depicted as above that, anyway.

He'd get along with Hilda though, since he's a detective and she likes mystery and adventure.

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>Get called out on shit
>Can't argue facts, so calls them old

Could you faggot please stop asperging about irrevelant bulshit? this is a HILDA thread, for god's sake.

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>old people real mad now

Dude. Hilda threads don't have a good track record of staying on topic. The topic of the thread bounces around like marbles in a bounce house.

She went out swingin

We can always dream user. Now let's spin the wheel of arbitrariness for what the new topic is.

Well I would never shut her mouth when she O’s. Hilda’s gotta know who her new daddy is.

I don't even watch GoT to be honest, I just wanted to fit in with that fan art and a quote from Chrono Trigger. But that art looks really cool, so I'm glad for the excuse to post it.

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>repeating the same thing again
This is your last (You), it's ironically getting old now

>for money
All those years in the woods have snowballed her urges

............i want an hilda/hat kid crossover. i need it.
or like, a skin for bow kid to play multi as hilda.

Hat Kid gets a Hilda skin, Bow and gets a Frida skin

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>that swimsuit

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Her voice is cute. It's neat watching without subs to see how many specific words and phrases I can pick out