How hang the fuck on

I've only seen gifs of this bit, and I damn sure ain't gonna go see the film, but can someone tell me if this scene is what it looks like?

Peter Parker COWERING in a ditch while Danvers swoops in like a noble hero warrior and fires off a cocky one liner at him?

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>I damn sure ain't gonna go see the film
Why?

>giving money to Marvel/Disney

based russos putting an /ss/ moment in the movie

Then watch the camrip

Yes and I love how much it triggers you

This
If only she had a better haircut

What the other guy said: Money to Disney and Marvel.

Plus they assassinated Cap's character with the "Fuck y'all I'mma go get some 1940's pussy and then make a hot ass granddaughter for me to bang"

Plus they reverted Thor back to his fratboy "I don't wanna be a king, I wanna smash shit up" personality of Thor 1

Plus they reverted Gamora.

Plus they reverted (Maybe) Loki

I mean it seems like this film exists so that they could undo all the character growth we've seen over the entirety of the MCU so far.

Also the contrived plothole riddled story.

Like, everything I'm hearing about this film seems like they just wanted to dickslap the fans.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I ain't giving Disney/Marvel any money to find out

Fuck off Brie, you just jealous cause spider-man has more of an ass than you

He fell into the ditch, he wasn't cowering.

Thanos used mind gem to look into Peter's memories, then used reality gem to conjure an image of Uncle Ben telling him that he let him die.

>No Infinity Gauntlet Thanos is stronger than Infinity Gauntlet Thanos
lmao

Finally. Someone as pissed as me at all the nerfing, of almost everyone. Fisney so desperate for £¥€$ they straight up ended Cap's whole career.

At least they could have made him come back as old man cap.

Not paying Marvel either.

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he was cowering.

You mean it translates the spirit of the comics universe to film?

>Peter Parker COWERING in a ditch
Well he’s just crash landed there so that one is somewhat justified. The rest of your sentence though, yep that’s correct.

so your commenting on a movie you haven't even seen

You don't know what that word means

>exists so that they could undo all the character growth we've seen
Welcome to capes.

Your a wrong idiot

> Wanda goes to the back so Carol has all the limelight as the strongest.

>the Chad Empowered Womyn vs the Cucked and Pathetic WHITE MALE Virgin

You are so funny getting this worked up over a film you obviously really want to see

*you're

your a faggot

It's unironically the one good line she has in the movie. For just once she isn't stoically (read:boringly) arrogant and bland but gets to show some character with a cocky quip. If you don't want that Carol either then just admit you can't be satisfied either way.
If only it came through in more than just one line.

I wanted no Carol.

Assuming you're OP, why even hide behind Pete to get your point across. There's plenty to hate without getting her one good scene wrong. You'd know that if you'd watch the movie before discussing it.
If not OP then carry on.

>but can someone tell me if this scene is what it looks like?
Hawkeye picks up the gauntlet and runs it for 5-6 minutes alone. He passes it off to black panther who carries it for 2-3 minutes across open battlefield. When he almost goes down spiderman runs it a while until thanos opens fire with a full artillery battery on the field hence the cowering. Captain Marvel shows up, rips the spaceship apart, and with all 12 of the female superheros on the battlefield united, they turn around, go back into the battlefield and drop the gauntlet into Thanos' lap almost immediately. I know what they were going for but when you take a step back its pretty funny how poorly they executed it.

I'm not, I watched last night and this scene was just fine. I just think Carol hurt more than helped the movie, but hardly enough to ruin it or be upset over. Though it leaves me in doubt of the future if she is supposed to be the headliner.

Oh no whatever will the biggest movie of all time do without your $20

Literally 99% of the movie is fanservice. If you dislike Cap's arc, fine, but he clearly always missed his own time period and it's fully in-character for him to want to retire there (then).

Thor isn't a fratboy, he learned that he doesn't NEED to be king, that there are others better suited to the task. It wasn't him rejecting the throne so he could party, but because he knew others were worthier. It's absolutely character progression.

Gamorra is a full revert, sure.

I mean, your interpretation of the movie (which you probably haven't even seen), is just wrong.

I avoided all the threads and spoilers as much as i could, but overall people seemed to like it.
Watched it a few hours ago and oh boy it was a jumbled fucking mess. They had to rush the movie so badly they made so much mess. Fucking Tesseract is under no protection whatsoever, Tony and Steve casually enter the base, Tony just comes up to the Tesseract, takes it and leaves it no problem. Frigga magically knows that Thor is from the future. Rocket is chased by the guards, but suddenly looses them on the way to Thor. Pierce with his man came for Tesseract, but once Tony falls on the ground literally every single person concentrates their attention on him and no one pays attention to the briefcase with the Infinity Fucking Stone flying over to the side. Despite no one knowing anything about timetravel, Stark suddenly invents it in 30 seconds or so, same with Banner. They casually send Scott back and forth 4 times without even once experimenting on something that is not alive. Present Nebula for some reason connected to Past Nebula. There was too much of this shit. Thanos blasts the shit out of the Avengers Base, not a single person dies, everyone is perfectly fine.
Also I feel like Girl Powah moments are becoming mandatory, like black characters in the movie.
Infinity War was much better movie, it had it's issues, but they can be overlooked, shit that happened in this movie can't.

>Frigga magically knows that Thor is from the future.
i mean yes, she literally says she was raised by witches so it is magic, you dumb retard

The idea of the next phase’s heroes running a sort of relay with the gauntlet is a good idea. They whiffed it with that ham-handed girl power thing. Even ardent feminists think it was irritating, which is hilarious. Only Disney’s legion of onions will think it’s acceptable.

The part where she forced him to suck on her breasts during the fight was weird in terms of timing, but tastefully done, so it gets a pass.

>I mean, your interpretation of the movie (which you probably haven't even seen), is just wrong.

Reading and seeing all the spoilers gave me a very negative view of it and sucked a lot of my interest out. Watching it was totally different, much of the things are done much better when actually implemented that some user's single sentence summary doesn't do justice to.

I still don't like Steve's ending though. It doesn't work without more explanation due to the time travel shenanigans in my opinion.

Good, then you don't have to keep asking people why they have no intention of giving Disney money, then. Move along.

Still *You're I'm afraid.

>Hi, Peter Parker. I heard you have something for me?
My immediate thought as well, bro.

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Peter, still a child, after snagging the gauntlet himself, doing his best to get it where it needed to go, webslinging and rocking, got cold cocked, and laid out as he crash landed into the ground. As he was coming to, not cowering, Carol showed up and took the gauntlet off his hands, which from a tactical standpoint, makes sense.

Context matters, and you should be ashamed of yourself for assuming what you described it what you were looking at, without taking a moment to consider what led to and followed that moment.

this is what happens when you only see spoilers without seeing the actual movie

If you don't watch the movie, you'll never know.
Your preconceptions are destryoing much enjoyment you could have participated in, if not for your childish, sour cynicism.

No interest

I just realized, now that Gamorra lost all her development, they can now pair her with Adam Warlock.
I wonder if people will get mad over Quill getting cucked

Quill is gonna be flicking Nebula's paper football if you catch my drift

I really hope that GotG will be about finding a way to somehow restore her memories.

Quill still has Rocket

As much as I liked Gamorra, it will be cooler if somehow they have the opportunity to get her back but Quill chooses to respect the alternate dimension Gamorra's individuality.

And the other Peter's entire role in the movie was to show up and get kicked in the dick twice.
The Russo's really fucking hate Peters.

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>thanos calls down heavy artillery on the battlefield
>everyone, even his own soldiers are getting fucked
>peter gets blown into a ditch, explosions going off literally everywhere
who wouldn't be cowering?

The scene using the male and female newbies would be lessential crinhe worthy

New avengers instead of shitty Aforce

a hero

Brian Boitano

you mean the ones that cowered and shielded themselves until Captain Marvel plowed through the ship?

>hey user, wanna /ss/?
jesus raimi

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The scene is annoying but he isn’t cowering he was just under a dogpile of baddies before charmless marvel showed up

And I love the only thing you seem to like is the arguement

you incels will get upset over anything now huh?

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>Like, everything I'm hearing about this film seems like they just wanted to dickslap the fans.
I was almost seriously considering your points til this sentence.

>like black characters in the movie.
Excuse us for existing.

>Peter, a literal child, just got shot down from the sky by a purple space monster's mothership while alien armies battle all around him
>Carol stands to gloat over him

Contrast with
>Wanda, an adult with vaguely defined, but vastly powerful, telekinetic/reality manipulating abilities has a panic attack while robots destroy things around her
>Clint calms her down, talks her up, and gives her encouragement