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Best girl
>Not watching Cartoon Network's websites get hacked
i hate this
What
Children go in, pies come out.
>grandma
WAITTTT, IF THEY'RE ALL MOMS, WHERE ARE THE 'DADS'?
How tasty do you think free range children are?
>Though, it does beg the question, if they want intelligent human think-meat, why still cull the smart ones before they can be bred...
They need quantity over quality
We've finished Volume 1 in 3 episodes and we're almost into volume 2. How fast is this anime going?
BOSSU!?
there is a stream?
I already saw some links
Why don't they just focus on trying to murder them? Mom is planning on killing them anyone anyway. There's absolutely nothing morally wrong there.
Since there are Mothers, are there Fathers?
Spoil it for me, do "dad's" exists in this series?
>demonshits are posting in this very thread
FUCKING DEMONS!
>Tifari
>The One
CONFUSED_SCREAMING.JPG
Clearly they are in charge of the breeding facilities if ya know what I mean
Why not just lock them in a dungeon until it's harvest time and keep it a secret from everyone else? Seems like MOM is making this way harder than it needs to be.
Do they eat the whole body or just the brain? They could at least grant the kid one last wish. Yeesh. Demons have no class.
Friendly reminder that breasts exist.
Don't forget next time.
That is some heretical shit right there.
how is that even possible, the two adults already know who's trying to leave on episode 2
Do they spend a lot of time hiding?
I got your dad right here *grabs dick*
black to the future
That would require you to actually kill Mom, for you to convince everyone to run away afterwards, and for the Demons to not immediately swarm the place when Mom didn't answer.
Also, now you have to kill Krone too.
Probably kept at breeding camps, they probably are treated like IRL bulls
KILL THE DEMON
I think putting them in dungeons ruins the quality because the kids suffer/dont live well
yes
I want to FUCK mama so badly. God damn.
Mom doesn't know which children were out there yet.
Is Jet Lee eating children? Or is it Keanu Reeves?
I miss Maka
>caring what your food thinks
Didn't someone in HxH say that humans were the same as cattle?
its not like you give a cow a last wish
One adult can't admit they know they're trying to leave or they'd get busted, the other one...well....you'll see.
Demon Slayers would be nice to have in this show right now
She's still not positive who the bad children are.
...
I think it'd be kind of noticeable for the oldest kids that play with everyone daily to just disappear for several days.
I hate seeing children in danger, so this concept makes me uneasy by default.
>not the full nude one
I like this commercial despite not caring for Backstreet Boys
Okay there's 3 major problems with your idea. 1) it doesn't actually solve the problem of escaping the farm, they'd still have to do that after killing her. 2) killing mom is not easy, she is much, much tougher than she looks, and 3) she has regular check-ins with her superiors and if she misses one they send in a team to investigate
/our queen/
someone DONT post that Shindol comic
None that we know of.
You think 3 12 year olds can take down a grown woman smart enough to roll with demons? You either really doubt her or you're not confident you can fight off some twelve year olds.
what the fuck
Buttsare nice too
No stream
Just having fun sharing the links on the thread here
Sperm is harvested and females are inseminated like cows.
>mfw STILL no Dark Souls/Bloodborne style Soul Eater game or even a Soul Eater dating sim
A cow can't speak a human language to even convey it.
I can't tell if that's lazy or uncanny
Funny enough they show up tonight
Are the demons really in the wrong here? I mean they gotta eat.
Yes, that's exactly what they do. All they care about is how well they think. That's why they have those tests.
Indeed, we should post some
Man, I want to eat Pitou's ass so bad and fuck her doggy style.
Then they're not very good at animal husbandry... you need both parents to have the traits you desire in the offspring.
Its one of the reasons a lot of very specialized breeds are so inbred. Which probably explains the faces...
Well, the show just said this is some artisinal human.
Well, eating your seed-crop is never a good idea... but apparently they're in a food crisis, so they probably aren't terribly bright demons...
All I can figure so far is Aliens/demons/whatever the fuck they are arrived, humanity lost their spot at the top of the food chain, and only keep us around because child brains are delicious to them
Is THIS the direction this show is going into?
>Dragonball
>another 30 years
Dead God, no
I wouldn't have thought so, but seafood-flavored chips are pretty good.
Did the demons do nothing wrong?
I can see the bitch with glasses being a huge problem.
Yes, because kekkei genkai and capitalism.
Judging from the Mom's Keikaku skills, I'm guessing the new woman is bait
Shame I can't watch hxh anymore since it's blocked by an hour of narutoshit
Shit happens, basically. Let's just say Mama is very good at her job.
>CN is so inept with modern technology, they let their site get hacked
Sounds about right
Now we just cut off our ears and say it was an accident
Guys I heard the sound of Canadian geese honking outside and now something sounded like it crashed into the side of my house but there's nothing there. What the absolute fuck is going on? I felt my wall vibrate with that thud.
>announcing the DBZ giveaway a day later it was up on the internet
I signed up for that shit yesterday and I doubt I will get anything, but then again, I've gotten 2 Toonami shirts for free already.
The daemons need to eat human brains to retain their own sapience.
Well, I didn't vote for her.
Dragon Dragon Rock the Dragon
>You'll have this in your head on your death bed of 89
No Tom, Fox Kids had DBZ first and I watched DBZ back there before Toonami got it
Those kids can't do this all on their own! Post demon hunters to save them!
There's no way they can keep it going that long
How could I ever forget?
You're half correct.
best send a child to save children
sounds like she's bad at her job if the kids aren't killed or sent to be food
In your dreams
kay
>nothing wrong
They exists and breath , thats whats wrong.
Awww, they took out Emi throwing the ball and Ray catching it.
The new Broly movie was actually amazing, so as long as we don't get another GT it should be fine.
They're just really, really clever. And there's three of them at once. Mama was exactly like Emma when she was younger, she's basically up against herself but with 2 other kids just as smart and resourceful, she's overmatched
Training arc!
Ah, here's the running and jumping. Now they need to start flying around and powering up.
The Gosenhark stalks you.
You won't survive the night.
Next time remember!
Does Carol the 1 year old come from the same breeder as Emma?
this is so insufferable
Is this show just going to be
>Make a plan
>Plan around that plan
>Plan around the plan that they might be planning around that plan
The entire time?
thank you
They won't know what hit em
You'd be lucky to have another GT you brainlet.
Reminder she ISNT fat.
Pretty sure BB is an adult woman and she'd have your nuts for saying that.
Those eyes... Why didn't we get Youjo Senki instead of this boring shit?
H A V E F A I T H
>push it to the limit
Fine I'll post another gk.
>that face
>this face
Honestly the black haired kid is the only one I can stand to side with. The other two are fucking annoying as shit.
>All those wipeouts
At least they're learning
>bigass field
>only counting to 10
the fuck
they keep doing that retarded try-hard creepy face on the black woman
>sheeeeiiiit
H-hayai!
SH-SHE'S FAST!
Is this a training montage?
She has some fat tiddies though
Funny how he's getting more and more roles in anime these days. Swear he was pretty much dormant throughout the 00s outside of some MGS stuff and the occasional TMNT cast reunions.
SHE'S FAST
Man, where were the roving gangs of horny cougars when I was a kid?
AUNT JEMINMA IS FUCKING PISSED
Yes Dutch, planing requires a lot of thinking and time
It's Krone time
Ok. So.... Krone's cute as FUCK.
[ S H E C O M E S ]
Tsubaki a cute.
>Be black
>Make this same face when curious shit is going on
THE FUCK!?
H-hayai!
>Anime suddenly becomes Predator but with a black woman
Why are black people so fast
Those white kids don’t stand a chance
If the demons were apes, they would have broken the first law.
Thank you, I sorely needed this.
that boy wailing was the best thing so far
>Falling for some pretty leave
These kids are dead
Is she a giganigga? She did just burst through that tree.
>she sees your dick.
>Bursts through a fucking tree to get a kid
Holy shit
>she broke the tree
Huh, this kinda reminds me of the Island part of the Hunter Exam.
>this jazz
Im digging this OST
RUN LIKE A BLACK MAN IS CHASING YOU!
>Just fucking burst through the tree
Those kids need the world's best? uncle.
Okay in actually raising them, I think a diet of pizza and ice cream while fun might not be so good, plus he's pretty irresponsible. They'd be spectacularly covered on the anti demon front though.
jesus christ this show is horrifying
>This girl is holding 2 children and out running a black man.
HUH!?
I can dig it.
>"WHAT'S GOOD NYYYYIIIIIAAAAAAGA?"
Shes the fucking Terminator
Why is that one kid the Adoring Fan from Oblivion?
She's also pretty high quality wife material.
You say that like you don't want to post Grey Knights.
This bitch is horrifying.
Well, they're not racist.
What's her power level?
Mangaka must have done some overseas schooling in california and worked in oakland part time.
holy fuck
AAHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK
No that's the maid from Black Lagoon.
She's just spilling shit
>I found you
Niggas so fast
This some shit right here
over 9000
Systematically destroyed by Aunt Jemima
It's Catcher Freeman!
I'm going to have nightmares about Krone chasing me. Thanks, DeMarco.
Uh oh, specs is gonna be a narc, isn't she.
It also requires money. Give me some.
BTFO
Canonically yes, see
>I fooooound you
Thinking about it, Krone was actually training them here
That's spookier than an alien who wants to hunt.
She's grade a mother material.
I don't want to spam.
Max CON best build.
Could I pay her enough to play up a facade of being a child?
Probably High to mid level in physical, but only mid to 'low' on int
I want to punch them all but especially glasses glare girl.
A tier. if she was smarter she'd be on the same tier as Mom and Norman and Ray
Which Catcher Freeman?
that's catch-a freeman
I can't find this in english at all
Fucking snitches
fuck you jeff
I fucking love this gay cowboy
GLASSES GIRL NO
OH SHIT ITS GLASSES GIRL
FUCKING QUIET ONES
That is a factor in the wife-grading process.
There's a goddamn Uncle Tom in the mix!
underrated
I wonder how many babies Krone eats daily.
11:00 Dragon Ball Super 108 (of 131)
>FRIEZA AND FROST! A MUTUAL MALEVOLENCE?
11:30 My Hero Academia 47 (of 64)
>ALL FOR ONE
12:00 The Promised Neverland 3 (of 13)
>181045
12:30 Sword Art Online: Alicization 12 (of --)
>RULE R AND MEDIATOR
1:00 JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 33 (of 39)
>JULY 15TH (THURS) PART 3
1:30 Black Clover 67 (of --)
>A FUN FESTIVAL DOUBLE DATE
2:00 Boruto 29 (of -)
>DECLARATION OF WAR
2:30 Naruto Shitpuden 247 (of 500)
>TARGET: NINE TAILS
3:00 Hunter X Hunter 140 (out of 148)
>JOINING THE FRAY X AND X OPEN HOSTILITIES
3:30 Attack On Titan 9 (of 24)
>WHEREABOUTS OF HIS LEFT ARM: THE STRUGGLE FOR TROST PART 5
Week 361 of Toonami
>Ratings for 4/21
11:00 DB:Super: 787,000
11:30 My Hero: 512,000
12:00 Promised Neverland: 424,000
12:30 Sword Art Online: 418,000
1:00 JoJo: 393,000
1:30 Black Clover: 377,000
2:00 Boruto: 332,000
2:30 Naruto: 300,000
3:00 Hunter: 297,000
3:30 AoT: 253,000
I wish she was but official documents say she's 14, and Midnight Bliss ages her up.
I think her being an adult who looks like a kid makes her cooler, but I'd still be wrong.
>Traitor in Dragon Ball Super
>Traitor in Promised Neverland
ARE THERE ANY OTHER TRAITORS I SHOULD BE AWARE OF!?!
I need that shot of Krone upside down.
>Excuse me, do you have any gluten-free children on the menu?
>uncle toms
Is it glases girl?
NO SNITCH NIGGAS
>female girl is the traitor
what did they mean by this?
I wanna make Krone a mommy the old fashioned way.
I think Krone and Mom are a lot more interesting than the kids.
Would someone really do that? Sell out their own kind to be raised and fed to unholy creatures?
why does it look retarded?
kek my thoughts exactly
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY IN MY HARVEST
>not stripping naked and covering yourself in mud
pitiful
TIME FOR SHIT
>female girl
as opposed to?
Time for....Sword Art Online....
Why didnt the redhead bring up the fact she mentioned the harvest
He would totally only be interested in the power the demons have to rule over the world and not because his newfound bond with his son has awakened paternal instincts!
>TPN into SAO
Why would that matter?
Fucking roasty bitches have no sense of loyalty. Kill them all.
I 100 percented that game back in the day. I miss it.
So if the episode title is the current date does that mean that number on their neck is their date of birth?
The traitor is why would I tell you
I love it when the block has a theme
>demarco says making promos costs too much time/money
>theyre literally 5 seconds long
come on
Time to watch Jojo Part 5
She couldn't understand Krone, she doesn't speak jive.
So please tell me this is the point where Emma abandons the idea of getting those other snot-nosed brats out and just focuses on saving her, Norman, and Ray?
As far as Emma knows, Isabella only knows that someone saw the demons. Krone likely tried to play a bluff.
>time for sword art
Did she really deserve the death she got?
girl (male)
time to go shit for 30 minutes
At least its a show closer to Jojo
She never abandons that idea, but she does eventually revise the plan after several bad things happen.
>female girl
???
It's me. I'm the traitor.
>My face after finishing chapter 51
Kill them all Faputa. Kill them all.
based
They are probably doing it to not get eaten
Its how many dicks they sucked
yep as usual my stomach is destroyed and i need 30 minutes for break
Would marrying a demon be like bestiality for the demon?
Ah, the Infinity Tags
Hope these demons are ready for a crazy party!
did Kite?
THERE'S A TRAITOR IN /TNG/! HOW ELSE WOULD DEMARCO KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE WORST POSSIBLE BLOCKS?!
I'm sold.
She's a 10/10.
Yeah.
If GR was there the show would have ended episode 1.
>SAO
I think it'd be beastiality for both parties involved.
>vanilla is reality
What did whomstever made that image mean by this?
Time for everyone's favorite
>the redemption project
That's the most cucked shit I've ever heard
Time for Shit Art Online...
nigga if i could pop out fetuses that fast i'd let everyone have a bite
Why would a demon marry food. Its like marrying a pie
This is ultimately a game of 9001D chess between Norman and Ray. At this stage in the game, they are still using pieces like wonder girl and mega milf to achieve survival to the end game. Anyone else's plots don't matter
Perfection is subjective, but she is in the same category as Sailor Jupiter and Yozakura
anything worth holding in a bathroom break for in this episode
Post characters you want to see sword fight Kirito
The Toonami General pastebin needs some drinking rules for Promised Neverland. What are your suggestions?
>Someone makes a super creepy face
>Mama mind fucks the kids somehow
>Emma gets emotional about leaving other people behind
>Ray/Norman demonstrate their 200IQ
Shit character
FUCK LIGHTS
TIME FOR MEMES!
if humans can have weird fetishes what makes you assume literal demons out of hell wouldn't
>calls it /TNG/
BEHOLD A TRAITOR!!!!!
Could just become a rock too
>wanted to be reborn as a loli
well she has good taste
woah!
>buying another hardrive for your porn
My nigga.
But do you have a doujin which possesses all such tags?
Fucklight time
>Happy Sex
>True Love
>Vanilla
Why is almost every toonami girl garbage?
ADMIN GANG
What's wrong with marrying a pie?
>Emma ever leaving ANYONE for dead
hahahahahahahaa
SAO was created by Satan to torment us. Prove me wrong.
I may have been too generous with my ranking.
Would you let her be your Admin?
> trying to corrupt an AI society
> send in a video game addict to fuck it up for them
I feel like this would be a good story if it wasnt for nips shit taste in MC's
I BET IT'S THE ROBIN POSTER! I NEVER TRUST HIM/HER/IT!
SAO doesn't make my heart resonate with warmth
A couple weeks ago it was rape and stranger danger.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
there's an American pie joke in here somewhere but i'm too lazy
REMINDER THAT INTEGRITY KNIGHTS AND QUINELLA ARE LITERALLY JANNIES.
Cake is better
this is dumb as fuck, but I like that they're pointing out memory storage issues in SAO.
Alright folks, Deep Space Radio here and we're ready to go!
We've got some interesting bits for you tonight. First we're going to start off with this:
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There's a new trailer out for Godzilla King of the Monsters and now there's tracks from the OST online, and this is fucking boss right here. It's Blue Oyster Cult's Godzilla theme in movie soundtrack form, with chanting that reminds me of sumo wrestling somehow. Appropriate, given the central conflict between Godzilla and King Ghidorah going for the goddamn championship belt, man. I cannot tell you folks how fucking hyped I am for this movie and music like this gets me pumped. I can guarantee you another Godzilla music playlist when the movie drops. I hope you guys are looking forward to that as much as I am.
Okay, so who is voicing Merriam Webster here?
>Exposition right out the gate
This is gonna be a long half hour.
>between norman and ray
Like, they're against eachother?
Of course. You can rationalize anything to survive. I would probably do the same in her position, if I survived that long.
I've heard living a sedimentary lifestyle is bad for you.
But, that could just be igneous.
>Vidya NPC literally takes over another NPC without human interaction
Are any of the retards in the real world not taking notice of this?
I see you, Faggity Man!
>female girl
>I can't wait to login to my favorite MMORPG to sit in a digital library to chat with some random person about a quest
>endlessly wiping other NPC memories to contain your own infinitely expanding memories
sounds like my porn collection
this smol girl is pretty cute.
I'd put her in my router and let her into a Roomba every so often depending on how well she keeps the Chinese out of my SSH server.
I doubt Kirito has a way to overpower this motherfucker.
Now this I can get behind
and incredibly brainwashed
meant for
The stakes keep growing. New pieces become available. It unfolds better than Deathnote, IMO.
So this is just Agent Smith plot from the Matrix?
SYSTEM CALL!
>SAO will never make you feel as comfy as .hack.
>Gotta yell system call for magic fighting
How fucking autistic
What's the main story again?
They didn't even bother adding the second opening, even the localization doesn't give a shit anymore
I'm a computer programmer and this techno jibberish is just making me irrationally angry
SYSTEM CALL!
>leg lock
>happy sex
>vanilla
>true love
Sign my ass up.
Starting off with Goji. You never fail to impress.
do they do it for free?
how are all my negrolls doing tonite?
Yo, Angelo!
without the system commands, you will feel the full strength of a young teenage body!
Why are either of them wearing clothes?
Admin feet
>pong pong pong
I mean, it's not actual magic, so...
He could always send them to Nero and Kyrie's orphanage. The kid's need a proper and sincere mother figure anyway.
That's Quenella get naked in this episode?
GENTLEMEN WEVE REACHED PEAK COMFY FETISH!
SYSTEM CALL
GENERATE QT GF
I wish we got Fate Stay Night instead of this.
This story could be so much better, if it wasn't for kitty toes it could be watchible
I don't get how people like this show. It's so generic and cheesy.
>system call
>system call
>system call
>Happy sex
>True love
>Not Brown and Impregnate
You were so close brah
>200 year old loli
they are trying to create AIs capable of disobeying orders so they can put them in killer robots
I miss Dot Hack: Legends of the Twilight Bracelet. That was an MMO show I could get into.
>Storm is raping my tv signal
Atleast I don't have to sit through this?
They are in a computer. The word choice itself makes sense.
But that's about all I'll be saying to your statement there.
Why should anyone care what two NPCs do?
>These fucking sound effects for the clashes
Jesus christ it's like two kids hitting each other with whiff bats
so uh....how the fuck has this been going on for 200 years when they made the program like 6 months ago
No, I want all of you faggots away from my secret club.
I wish we had picked up Grimgar.
... This seems like a retarded plan.
You know how they say to enjoy retarded shit you turn off your brain? Well for this you have to have never had your brain turned on ever again.
Is every episode of this shit just a huge info dump?
My man.
>A spider named Charlotte
Hyperbolic Time Matrix
Gee whiz it's almost like simulated environments run at at an accelerated rate.
SPIDER! KILL IT.
>Choose an almost developed 16 year old body instead of a fully developed 21 year old
What's her endgame?
What are time multipliers ?
Its been a while since iv touched it. do you think it still holds up
SPODER
JONATHON
Do those glasses help at all?
To bad all the other shows and games in the serious besides SIGN are shit.
The syntax kind of reminds me of Python, SQL, or AppleScript
So this whole problem can be fixed with just a bugfix update? On Monday?
Time inside is faster than in the real world, they've said this a couple of times already
framejacking.
>Spider named Charlotte
God I hate this show
I wish Fate had a good anime
Do we ever find out what happened to that other Death Gun guy that attacked Kirito?
they are just to complete her smart loli aesthetic
C'mon they didn't even give the spider a clever name
I hated this cover when I first heard it, but grew to like it upon subsequent listens.
Next up, some heartwarming little diddy by this fellow on youtube, channel by the name of PPF. It's a cover of the Flower Garden track from the SNES Yoshi's Island game.
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And boy howdy is it perfectly done. That is to say, it's an almost exact replication of the song using real instruments. Even if you don't care much for the song (it's short and it's meant to be background music for a game, so I can understand even if I don't agree), I hope you can appreciate just how spot-on it is. But really, it's a very cute little song. Just imagine the little Yoshi sprite doing its little idle march-in-place to this, with the squiggly crayon art that game had. Fond childhood memories. That game had a great soundtrack - the ending theme was the first time I can recall a game legit pushing me to tears, happy or otherwise. It was just so beautiful after all the work put toward getting there. But I digress. Back to the music.
Does Charlotte get to be on the wall?
ABSOLUTE JUSTICE
I disagree. Only thing I've disliked is the movie. The series have all be nice.
>leg lock
that can work multiple ways, I think I prefer this one
Based
THAT'S your reason for that?!
Time moves faster. Kirito's been there for 2 years.
They make her look pretty cute. I don't know how it helps her sight though.
Ya know, I have loved MMOs ever since I was a kid and I want to get into this show but there is something stopping me from.. taking it seriously.
And I think using little girls for more RAM Power and that little memory card becoming fully sentient and aware of the situation and starting a fight like that and chain saying "System Call" kinda put me out of it.
No, every episode after this is just generic tower battles.
She's an AI NPC she doesn't fucking need glasses, Kiritoe is the only real person there so nobody in the game needs them
>DATABASE
That sounds like a bad idea
>When the NPC hitbox is too small to right click and attack
remind me again what the fuck the point of this program is?
>Orchestral Godzilla theme featuring fucking System of a Down
Good lord, it's beautiful... How could something this good ever be topped?
>jumping spider
Spooders > snekniggers
How hard is it to make homicidal AI? I feel like this should be easy.
AAAAAHHHH STOP TALKING
Create AI supersoldiers
the devs stopped caring they haven't updated the game in years
Begone foul NTR demon, how dare deface Yotsuba like that
Possibly!
Remember when Cartoon Network somehow had the license to the first Dot Hack series and would air it at like 1 in the morning on Saturdays years ago?
will the stakes get high in the current season?
Remove goblins
Just tab target
nice job of whoever made this to remove most impact frames
Reminder that the Dark Territory basically means nothing in the long-term, because an american PMC and an army of gook MMO raiders are the real bad guys after Quinella
Somebody add Charlotte to the rip list
>muscular women
I didn't know you were a homo, user.
System call!
Enlarge glasses!
>Slaying a dragon you can't control so it doesn't get involved
Isn't that the secret backstory of The Hobbit?
>North, South, East and West
Let's get ready and gooooooooooo!
>Storm is raping my
Enjoy it.
Give Kittytoe a new harem
ah a man of taste in more ways then one
>Being surprised that an NPC doesn't care
Teh fuck you say?
Am i getting to old for this shit or is it just that boring?
Between SAO and Promised Neverland we've got an hour of talking every night. And this is coming from someone who loves Promised neverland.
So if I'm understanding this, parallel to this gay little medieval human society, the demon realm has been functioning in a similar way with AI souls and all that shit
System Call!
Body Modification!
Enlarge Butt
So, DJ user, since you're also a Godzilla fan, what's your favorite film? Who is your favorite kaiju?
its both
Thats bullshit, this story cant be that shitty. Refuse to accept it
its talking just like neverland and titan
>Administrator isn't powerful enough to stop the Dark Territory
Isn't Administrator practically god by this point?
Why have I never been attracted to Storm? Is there something wrong with me?
That boring
OMG WHO THEY STILL TALKING WHO FUCKING CARES!
The better gifs I found couldn't be posted due to the files being "too big"
Ah that's actually a good idea. They might have a bit of extra work, but at least the kids will have a less "smoke and mirrors" thing involving demons and their living situation.
I like my spider ladies to only one pair of eyes.
You heard me.
my weeb eyes cant fucking read this
>the hero wants to commit virtual genocide
>One wish in a MMORPG
ONLINE GF
Instead of Kirito, we throw Haseo in the fucklight Underworld? How batshit does this get?
Wait I'm confused, if the Administrator has access to like full admin power, can't she just set the orcs to just like 1 HP?
tomboy and muscular women are redundant
Both, old man.
Only 10 shall live.
Unironically this. People will pretend .Hack is good now just because SAO is meme-tier bad are hypocrites.
At least PN isnt supposed to be an action show
>ayy yo let me go all old testament on everyone's asses and you can pick out the new Adam's and Eve's
What did they mean by this?
good joke
>should be able to set aside 10
Why the limit? Can't she choose not to delete as many as she wants?
She makes it sound like she has no choice.
Promised Neverland at-least has mind games and the trio are good protags.
im glad we didnt get neverland AND one of those hour of SAO things
TPN's talking is at least interesting and I give a fuck about who's saying.
SAO can't even do half of that.
.hack//Sign was a really odd show with gorgeous music and nothing happening 90% of the time.
.hack//Legends of Twilight manages to have better animation (not a high bar to pass) and a story that moves better, but is far less interesting and meaningful to the world they live in. Also it does the weird sexual tension between siblings thing that a lot of people can't stand.
Damn, that is almost perfect pitched for the MIDI original. Fine work.
Her permissions are highest within the simulation, but the simulation was designed to have the dark territory overwhelm the human realm. She has no control over the simulation's core design.
GIVE HER THE D
>MOOOM I can't come down to eat dinner I have to stay logged into my MMORPG to listen to an NPC talk about a quest for 30 minutes
If SAO is so bent on spelling out a convoluted backstory that they are filling the whole episode with a brick of exposition dialog, maybe they should have just had a narrator to begin with. It's times like this that I'm glad that .hack was mostly content to let the characters wander around not knowing anything at all.
It's been almost 20 minutes and no fighting has happened, just sitting in one spot talking.
oh no dont't
THEY'VE BEEN SITTING IN CHAIRS AND TALKING FOR LIKE..8 UNINTERUPTED MINUTES.
Its a wasted potential of what would be a good story
>Only desired one thing for the last 200 years
It's sex, isn't it?
He'd get mad
Think back to episode 1 of this season if you really give that much of a shit, the two guys in charge of the players that attacked Kirito's group. One's ex-Laughing Coffin, the other's the most crazy bastard in the franchise, and they'll lead an American PMC unit to raid the Ocean Turtle to try to steal the Cardinal System. And they'll plug Underworld into the internet and have koreans and chinese raid it like it's just another MMO.
She wants the D
>now get to suckin'
A hug
I'm gonna go with boring for 200 alex.
I DONT LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING!
>So this is a hug
BAD TOUCH
>the trio are good protags.
/tg/ stop
it literally is
Did she just say that she's going to genocide everyone?
hello, police?
Kittytoe is the One and must select the new inhabitants of Zion
Feels more like Ragnarok, though that was two games ago.
Not always, user. There are such things as tomboys who don't work out.
Fucking cringe
SAO is trash
>Honestly, how dense are you!?
Yeah, that was pretty weird. I think there was also something like Zodiac Knights or something.
Not quite. She's basically raid boss strength, not invincible deity strength. The Dark Territory can win with a zerg rush if it's just her and the integrity knights.
SYSTEM CALL
DICKING OVERDRIVE
Add another one to the harem
Can I fuck the little admin girl?
>200 year old loli just wants a hug
I...I didn't ask for these feels
Not necessarily.
huh
>she just wanted a hug
KIRITO'D
You know that's not a bad idea actually. A lot better than just deleting their universe.
They gonna apologize to her voice too?
No, just another reminder. Such as the show thinking episode long exposition at tables is a goof idea.
yes
yes she did
Take a drink
kill it
Just another tuesday
no but its just as lewd
I wasn't the only one having dirty thoughts,.... right?
>posting my favorite senran
You devil of semitic descent. Hikage is the only good snek.
I gave that bitch a hug. Bitches love hugs.
library loli had a hard life
>This is actual dialogue
>Someone thinks this is how a person would actually speak in this context
Wait until he glopps inside you.
at least he didn't hold her hand
Her sister is hotter
I zoned out when she spoke. What's happening?
But doesn't she literally have console commands?
He did in the Jap version, Demarco censored it too.
Sounds pretty goof to me.
Add her to the Harem chain.
>The girl NPC is actually a 40 year old fat guy pretending to be an NPC
Inappropriate physical intimacy with a loli
You're clearly gay.
That happens sometimes. I'll dislike or not care about a song at first, but as I hear it more often, or in a better setting to hear it properly, it grows on me. Also that is a badass movie poster.
Hard to pick a movie, but I'm inclined to say Destroy All Monsters or the original Mechagodzilla. Vs Mechagodzilla 2 might be my other favorite. Mecha-G 1 is my favorite kaiju though, he's just such an asshole. Gigan's a close second on that same track.
I wasn't really sold on this one at first but now that I've listened to it again, I think it's worth sharing.
youtube.com
This is Put Me To Work by Big Data, who you might remember from Dangerous. It's a new single by them that popped up on my recc list and I gave it a shot. It's a solid groove and I dig it. Kind of sounds like it might make good workout music if you're into that kind of thing. The chorus really hooks you, and I like the tone of it. I know I trend more toward the fast-paced satanic metal techno stuff sometimes but I like this, it's nice.
Sounds easy enough
Johnny Black-sama?
>Spend 200 years coming up with a plan that involved deleting everything
>Don't realize YOU are part of everything
IS EVERYONE IN THIS SHOW A RETARD?
And this matters why?
It dindu nuffin.
Well, it's a good thing he's currently kidnapped by the shady government.
I can't take the stakes seriously. It's just a bunch of data.
She's the one who going to kill everyone right?
I dont care about spoilers.
>it's only been 15 minutes
You guys doing the gillie wetfoot?
>I'm going to help this girl I've never met before kill everyone but 10 people
I've been tuning in and out of this but what
Genociding a video game world, you say?
because that'll be the second half of the season after the mid-year break
You know after they went full SJW over the "rape" scene I'm barley supporting this block now.
Take that back you cur.
Neo has to pick 16 females and 7 males to rebuild Zion after the Machines destroy it.
they are gonna fuck shit up before the apocalypse comes and fucks everyone's shit up. If they succeed in fucking shit up, only 10 get to survive. If not, only the strong will survive
>40 year old fat guy's soul reincarnated as little girl fucklight
Is this basically "Console Commands: The TV Show"?
So this is a hug...Not bad.
>Lazor Wulf
Does anyone actually watch this shit?
She isn't though. She's half of the system's administrator program. So even if everything is deleted she still exists in a file somewhere ready to be loaded back up once they boot up a new simulation. It won't be "her" so to speak but another iteration of her.
She's not real, dood, even in-universe.
youre just not intelligent enough
Giving her kid the I am Jazz treatment takes away any attraction I have towards her.
Loli's plan is to delete everything because shit's fucked, if Kirito helps he can pick 10 people to spare
>Delete entire world
>save 10 souls
Is she planning to make another world for them or are they just going to sit in literal limbo forever?
Someone explain this plan to me I feel retarded.
At least some things are if you die in the game you die for real. Most characters aren't real.
>All she wanted was a hug
Aw.
>King playing snake eater after spider posting
Based
>dude 13 minutes of exposition and a 2 minute hug lol
she knew it'd kill her, that's literally what she just told Kirito
>She gives Kirito a useful monologue
>Probably won't be relevant for the rest of the series
I hope there's a doujin of those two with that specific scene.
When does Yugioh get raped?
She'll back them up into datacubes for Kirito to do whatever the fuck with in the real world.
black people
I thought booksmart already happened
That actually is pretty decent workout music. I'll put this on my playlist.
>Mecha-G 1 is my favorite kaiju though, he's just such an asshole. Gigan's a close second on that same track.
You have exquisite taste.
Booksmart really does not look very funny. Like...if it IS funny the trailers aren't doing a very good job of it.
>Mechagodzilla 1
Patrician choice. Terror of Mechagodzilla is in my top 5 for kaiju movies.
SHIIIINEEEEEEEEEEE
I laughed too hard at this
Gotta keep those mouth breathing lolicons satisfied user.
Yes, people on this board actually defend it.
>booksmart
how do they manage to keep coming up with new movies that are fucking annoying and braindead
>waifubait Loli
>wants to experience a hug/love by literally anyone
>YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHO IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME
God I hate this stupid fucking self-insert pandering show. Fucking SLABLANDS has better writing
SLABLANDS FOR GOD’S SAKE!
It's weird enough for NPCs to leave their shops at all, let along letting them play Mario Maker.
She's basically just going to hard reset the world to before the girl became an admin
I'll watch it when it's done airing. I'm fucking tired of keeping up with these [as] shows. Do they all have to air at midnight or later on a Sunday? Then they go and wonder why nobody watches their garbage even when it's decent.
16 + 7 = 10
copied and put in a folder outside the deleted world, or something like that.
she's kind of the big good, but then she gets to party hard to a crisp
>Have to click through 30 minutes worth of dialogue boxes to hug a NPC
She doesn't have the authority to make another world. You people need to get this through your heads: she's just an admin WITHIN the simulation, she doesn't have permissions to do things outside the simulation. Creating a new simulation falls outside the scope of her role.
I curse all who enjoy this drivel.
I actually caught a couple episodes. It's not awful. I'll probably forget about it in 2 months.
Nah, we don't watch that shit. We watch Rick and Morty and Eric Andre.
Strictly speaking, so are you.
Not soon enough, not nearly enough
Library loli's final solution
Superbad but with girls is what I feel
sucks to be that user who hoped that the unicorn smoking ad meant they were phasing out the HOOOOOOOONK
new
Wow Kirito, can you let me talk to Yugio for a second instead of speaking for me you ugly cunt.
So what you're saying is the entire first half of Alicization means fuck all
>More like all of SAO means fuck all
when is that evil lady going to get naked
Technically her whole team is a bunch of sneks if you consider their guardian animals. She just the only who embraces snek life
It's not just pretty goof, it's max goof
10 is a practical amount that Kirito might be able to steal. Her idea is to kill everyone peacefully by instantly erasing their minds, rather than leave them to suffer what Rath will put them through. I don't think she has a way to do a batch lookup of the IDs of the dark territory either. So if Kirito tells her the names of ten people, she can easily look them up by name and exclude them from the command, but she can't write a command that would list the IDs of only the people in the dark territory and only target them.
high school girls are fucking lame though
>Yugioh is literally just waiting to get cucked
He deserved so much better.
Reminder that Kirito is the only character to survive in this group because he has main character powers
Zoids
HE'S THE ONLY PERSON IN THE GROUP WHO GIVES A SHIT
What I mean is, why limit Kirito to 10? Why can't he just hand her a list of whatever size of people to save?
Each person is stored in their own specially made datacube. The idea is that if it's just 10 datacubes, Kirito might be able to protect them from Rath, even if just by stealing them. If it's hundreds of datacubes, he has no chance of protecting them from Rath.
I didn't need to be reminded of this