Hey guys im here too lol

hey guys im here too lol

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Where did he get the new armor for the final battle?
Why did no one mention the part where everyone mocks Cap's American Dream costume?

I liked that he wore the Iron Patriot armor in the end.

Oh right we forgot about you.

it's so nice of him to give it to Osborne/Hammer afterwards

Oh hi Cyborg!

>they used all of their warmachine budget on iw and had none left for endgame

Honestly? Fuck niggers.

>grow up reading War Machine instead of Iron Man
>IM is a nobody in the MCU
It hurts.

So did he fuck nebula?

I just wanted him to get some more action after all the cool, but admittedly short, stuff he did in IW. Rhodey deserved more, god fucking dammit.

hes too old

Does his dick even work anymore?

His cock doesn’t work

i dont even remember this
also war machines based anyone who hates him is a pleb

Today's medicine already has inflatable dick implants that give men artificial erections. Tony probably gave him a cybornetic dick that's better than the original, although he can't feel it.

Everyone in this room has superpowers.

>Yeah Nebula I totally relate to becoming more machine than person or whatever

Bitch you were crippled for like 2 days before Tony gave you a brace so good you wouldn't even remember you had no feeling.

*teleports away before her psychopath dad hacks into her head wifi*

Afterwards he couldn’t even notice her arm wasn’t burned anymore. What a dick.

did we see him fight, like... at all? he wore 2 different armours in the movie and can't remember him doing jack shit. which is a shame because he was pretty cool at the start of the wakanda battle in infinity war

>hey guys everyone is an idiot except for the people with robotics on them

WM gesturing to choke baby Thanos to death

Redeemed his whole character desu

Totally. Black man would rather consider infanticide over a tougher road ahead? That's relatable science fantasy

I'm glad you got to do something, I really am.

Right before going to the cinema I was talking to my cousin about an Onion article where Don Cheadle commits genocide in Africa, so I stayed with that image in my mind the entire movie which made me enjoy Warmachine way more

I like to think Nebula would hook him up with some space cybernetics to give him feeling in his dick again.
Then help him try them out.

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>Highest military rank
>Character been around just as long as Tony Stark
>Even as a cripple he's still a badass
Don't disrespect James Rhodes

He didn't, he wore a bulker War Machine. I assume that is part of the surviving Iron Legion

Now that Shuri is back he should just get some of them sweet Wakandan spine fixes, unless she only saves those up for random colonizers who catch her fancy.

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>Where did he get the new armor for the final battle?
he activated caterpillar mode for his suit when he was trapped under the building so i figure it metamorphosed

No, but Tony did while they were alone in space.

He shouldn't have dissed mi nigga Scott