She seemed to have taken a liking to Peter...

>Uncomfortable around women
>Jacket says sailor with the picture of a heart

i think its cute, like having a cool older sister/cousin looking out for you

huh, is there a video version of this

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*mommy gf

This unironically. She sounded like she was ready to mount him.

This.

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>Spidey needing a mentor
This is retarded. Spidey is the weakest part of the MCU for me on how much they babified him

He's there so people who grew up watching him will grow up with him as well.
It's all part of the plan.

I just heard it as condescending, like every single one of her lines. Besides they’re planning on killing peter for Miles by the end of this so why push it?

Does getting grooming was part of the plan?

good lord why is this a thing?

Yeah despite the eight thousand times it happens in the comics, and the 14 million times in the comics Spidey geeks out over the avengers

Even as an adult, in civil war he's mentored by both steve and tony throughout his arc, and MCU pete isn't an adult yet

So by extension, all the people watching are also experiencing getting groomed by Carol? Aight

>In a later movie, peter has to come up with a fake name for a girlfriend he lied about having
>”Yeah, her name’s...C...carol...”
>Shield shenanigans, Carol gets a transcript of that conversation
>Calls peter up.
>”So... your girlfriend’s named Carol, huh?”
>Peter breaks into a cold sweat

Any othe female Avengers Spidey hooks up with in the comic? Hopefully Wanda
I love /ss/ version of Peter Parker.

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>You got something for me, Peter Parker?

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Mockingbird. + Jessica Jones had a crush on him in high school.

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Yea Forums doesn't read comics. The only Spider-man they like is Raimi.

>Jessica Jones had a crush on him in high school.
That explains why Luke Cage doesn't like him.

Technically nearly every ship with Peter is /ss/ right? Even Mantis?

Bendis had Peter pissing off Luke throughout the entire run. This was when Bendis could write a decent Avengers comic. And Wolverine is the best part about this page.

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>Calling her coma girl, right in her face
Holy shit this is bad

Peter has trouble filtering what he says.

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and he still has her in the putty of his hands. The Spider pimp knows how to break down his women's low-self esteem.

with an ass like that who wouldn't

This was a great little shot, her wanting to /ss/ so hard was cute and I like her dyke hair

So is Luke around Parkers age or is he a cradle snatcher?

She's aware that Peter is one of the only single men in all of the MCU who could actually survive having intercourse with her

Survive, yeah, but he’d probably get injured pretty badly.

Would Peter’s spider sense go off while having sex with Carol?

Mantis/Pete

Superior taste user.

Who cares about this plot device?

>ywn be Spidey-Twink with a full MCU harem at your ready at all times

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>I'm not the only one who shipped Carol with Peter after the interaction
God bless you, Yea Forums.

Wonder how Aunt May would see it

That's all well and good but WHERE ARE THE FICS

WOOOOOO MAMA

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Have you ever bothered looking?
>This is not where Carol thought her relationship with Peter Parker would end up three months after they met.
>She can’t particularly say that she minds.
>Really, she should've expected it. His wide-eyed awe from her just standing over him, offering to help out like any normal super-teammate, was more than a good omen.
>(Calling her strap-on harness “wicked” in an incredibly excited voice also earned him a spot on her shortlist.)

I'm moreso waiting for MCU based fics

This actually sounds cute, Peter having a crush on one of the marvel women makes perfect sense. He's a teen boy surrounded by attractive older women it would be weird for him to not crush on any of them.

Tracy did one with widow.

I think about the only love interest in the MCU he has around his age is Michelle. Even Liz is like two years older than him.

That is an MCU fic

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Good. We'll need more. I hope the future is bright in that regard.

Agreed, it would be a really fun character point for peter, as long as they don’t overplay it. Just a little joke about Peter’s crush every once in a while.
>Going through papers in his room with somebody else, looking for something.
>the other person finds a picture of Captain Marvel peter cut out of the newspaper
>”Hey, what’s this?”
>Peter wheels around, grabs it and crumples it into a ball.
>”Oh you know, nothing. It was for a... project. For school.”

>cool

yeah, like absolute zero.

So this is how the MCU dies... to thunderous applause.

I don't know if you're referring to the character or the person but she can be pretty cool.
youtube.com/watch?v=5-zQcJKVfy0

youtube.com/watch?v=nmKfGTaLX-k

youtube.com/watch?v=c8Mljz89-v4

podtail.com/podcast/the-nerdist/brie-larson/

Got something for me, Peter Parker?

link the vid

I'm not even a shotafag and this s seems inoffensively funny, I'd genuinely like to see this

Alright Yea Forums, today'a topic: Tom Holland: Gay or Nay?

This thread makes me glad I'm not the only horrible pervert that saw the movie and had the exact same thoughts.

God, I hope not but Marvel is desperate enough to try it

Real talk, are the Russos the best MCU directors when it comes to handing out hairstyles for the ladies? Widow looks better (in multiple different ways) than in any of her Whedon appearances, and now they've fixed Carol.

These

I still don’t understand how anyone can prefer short hair Carol to long hair.

I actually liked it a lot in Endgame.

Same here, i dislike how she looks in the comics but honestly Brie looks good with dyke hair

Why would she care about Nick Fury's plans for Spiderman. She has lots of other worlds to worry about. Did you know Earth isn't the only planet in the universe? And the other ones don't have the Avengers around. So she's very busy.

Logan in the background of the last panel. Eating Chinese food and not giving a crap about any of this bullshit.

Don't get in the way of our /ss/, user.

why is this board so full of cringe? i hate all of you

ya know, Carol mentoring Peter might help make her character better and provide some good interactions.

>she starts mentoring him and is pretty rough and a bitch
>at first he just takes it
>but Peter has been through a lot, he's got more of a spine
>at some point he calls her out on her bitchiness. "what is your problem, lady?"
>she gets mad and flies off, probably murders some bad guys
>probably some more scenes of her thinking about what he said
>later, they meet again. Peter apologizes. "I was out of line, I know you're trying to push me to be my best, etc"
>she says, "no, I'm the one who was out of line."
>she explains why she's so bitchy: she struggles 24/7 to keep herself in check.
>after what the Kree did to her, she has a lot of anger
>and she spends almost all her time alone. keeping a couple of dozen planets safe doesn't leave you time to make friends
>she has nothing left on Earth. her bff is dead, she doesn't even remember her family
>she sees Peter as someone genuinely good and noble, like Cap
>Carol says, "you're a good person, Peter. You're kind, gentle, merciful to your enemies, optimistic......being around you makes everyone want to be a better person."
>she goes on, "unlike me. I'll never have the goodness of spirit you have. I'll never inspire people to want to be their best selves. I scare people."
>Peter: "come on, you're not that bad. you've saved so many people here on Earth and I can't imagine all the good you've done in space."
>Carol looks sad. "You don't understand, kid. You're young. The things I've done......the mistakes I've made....maybe I've just seen too much."
>Carol: "I can't inspire you, but I can train you. I can give you the skills you need to stay alive and push you to be tough enough to use them. Because one thing I've learned: noble intentions aren't enough. raw power isn't enough. If you're tough, smart, strong, disciplined, and experienced....usually it will be enough. but not always."

>no, I'm the one who was out of line and explaining her bitchiness
never happening

it needs to if she's going to get more likeable

It's a comic book reference.
When Carol was Ms. Marvel she had flirty banter with Spider-Man. They tried to recreate it here but due to the age difference it comes across as weird

soundgasm.net/u/belle_in_the_woods/F4M-Captain-Marvel-and-Spider-Man-Team-Up-to-Fuck

The way she talked to Peter makes my wee-wee feel funny.

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Imagine all the Marvel women cornering Parker in the locker room while wearing their hero suits haha

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Carol would just watch. Peter doesn't turn her on, but the other women do.

fuck my pussy spiderboy

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Wouldn't it be funny if they stole his hub for his nanosuit and bullied him as he tried to find it haha

This was a great little shot, her wanting to /ss/ so hard was cute and I like her dyke hair

I like your fanfic user. If they actually put this in the MCU though everyone would read it as romantic for better or worse. I like the general gist of it though. Brie's acting is fine when she's just Carol the human woman palling around with her castmates but is less impressive when she's supposed to be Carol the hero, she really improves by having another actor to play off of. Carol could be a more interesting character (with a better actress performance) if she was interacting more with someone like Peter. Really digging this idea.

she did seem very flirtatious and sexual to young Peter Parker
almost a borderline pedo

there is nothing wrong with carol having sex with peter

god i want to fuck captain marvel so hard with that lesbian attitude and those mommy tendencies

Did she think he was a girl hence why she hit on him?

Is the character 18 now? And Tom Holland is 22 I wouldn't fault Brie Larson for genuinely finding him attractive. Maybe that scene came off as flirtatious because she thought he was cute.

>it comes across as weird
Says you.

This missed the opportunity for her to say
>Carol: "I want to turn you into the best version of yourself."

I'm not opposed to it, I tend to date younger men myself but in the context of the MCU I think people wouldn't want these characters romantically involved. But a mentor-mentee dynamic is more palatable and is still interesting and a benefit to their character arcs. The fans can run with it and make fan art and fanfic. Win win.

wow, captain marvel in the comics really is a better character. what went wrong?

This is the perfect antidote to all the Starker shipping. I'm okay with it.

She's practically a different character every five minutes in the comics.

At least one of her characterizations was that she was a bigger drunk than Tony.

when she was talking to peter my /ss/ censors were going off like fucking crazy

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Peter turns everyone on, even Cap wants that spidey ass.

>drunk
>hot
>blonde
>assertive
muh dick

It could be the MCU version of the infamous Folgers Coffee incest commercial where the intended character relationship is undermined by the actors' smoldering sexual tension.

Man is it weird I think she's kinda hot in a cute dykey way with her short hair? I hate it in the comics but it kind of works for her in the movie it's making me insecure and uncomfortable.

someone tell me what /ss/ means

Straight shota, AKA attractive older woman with younger male character. Shota is supposed to refer to characters younger than Peter who is teenaged but people call it /ss/ anyway.

oh duh that make sense. peter is a bit too old for that yeah but the actor does kind of give me that vibe

>on my planet it means SchutzStaffel

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No she looks good with it. Brie Larson is a plain Jane against women like ScarJo and has a stronger jawline, the short hair makes her look distinctive and it balances her features well. The longer hair was a weird length, too flat at the crown and too voluminous around her jaw. The short hair is a big improvement.

Honestly i think it looks better than her other hairstyle

>mommy mentor
I can dig that.

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I hope Peter is not too old for her. Clearly she likes them young.

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it's a massive improvement.

That damn kid's facial expression is fucking hilarious holy shit. He's definitely happy to be there.

>He's definitely happy to be there.
I'd be happy too

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Why are there so many pictures of her with kids? Was it a special press event?

Do they all have goofy smug expressions?

Her Captain Marvel movie haircut is unflattering and unsuited to her character. Her promo tour and red carpet looks are better. I think that the dyke haircut was both more attractive and more similar to the comics people know

Pairing any female character with a young boy always massively improves the former.

>Was it a special press event?
yes, 'special' for pedos

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>gotcha user
Yea Forums what to do?

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Those two played mother and son in a movie they won Oscars for, called "Room"

The movie she won her Oscar for was about a woman and her child locked in a room for like 12 years. It's basically a two hander

It's true, Spidey gas a nice ass

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She looks like my math teacher from 9th grade I had a crush on.

Well shit I read the book and liked it a lot maybe I should give the movie a shot see what all the hubbub over Larson is about.

>Survive, yeah, but he’d probably get injured pretty badly.
Man, this is getting better and better.

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Okay link me fics I have a boner.

>"Peter Parker is now a cute lesbian."
>Jessica Drew's origin story

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>Parker's Harem Force

BITCHES LOVE SPIDERMAN

$100M scene

It's been quite an experience to see how Yea Forums shifted from agreeing she was a vomit-inducing troll to 50/50 spread between vomit-inducing troll and hot ever since her fucking a teen technically became a possibility

archiveofourown org/works/18604522

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I was thinking about that but it must have been expensive to shoot that right?

I never thought she looked bad but the tank top at the start of EG helped a lot.

it's the hair

they are fucking women you idiot
more like $10M scene, unironically

I didn't watch Captain Marvel, but was she like an angry Mongoose in that film as well?

Brie's gets $5M/movie alone
Goop probably got at least that too

This. She did nothing for me before, but after the haircut she made my pp hard.

Tank top AND leather pants + boots

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Was just her uniform pants.

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Now could Peter handle being push to his limits by Carol?

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Was talking about the scene with Thor at the beginning of Endgame.

If they become a couple I'll go ti every marvel movie and

Good job user, I look forward to more.

>You're not going to get a rise out of me Parker
Did they base her whole MCU character on this line?

There is no video. Its from the gonewildaudio subreddit probably

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with an ass like that so do men

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holland is a fucking liplet manlet

I need more of this...

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Well, Carol is like 30 years older than peter so

He's just biting his lips cause he's nervous two women might attack him

>>Is the character 18 now?
He'd be like 17 now
>>I'm not opposed to it, I tend to date younger men
....how can you? I'm 27 and I can barely stand men my age, let alone one younger than me. they're usually bad at sex too,

damn, I shoulda thought of that

>I tend to date younger men
>....how can you?
I want to know too, I'm a guy, but I know what I was like as a teenager. It wasn't pretty.

Their whole repartee for that brief moment gave me instant flashbacks and immediately almost felt bummed out about the age difference before the whole A Force analog scene kicked in.

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I demand more Holland & Larson

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Peter could actually be a redeeming element to CM's characterization in the MCU. Make him team up with her. While she tries to replace Tony and be a mentor to him, she is actually the one learning that heroism isn't always fighting against big cosmic world ending evil overlords but can also mean protecting your neighboorhood from smaller threats. Also make her an awkward person instead of this smugg arrogant femme because she doesn't fully understand the new world she is in right now and can't blend in, even less than Captain America. She was in space as some kind of spacecop with no real freetime and shit and can't actually handle human interactions at all. So her stiff characterization (in the two movies she was in) is actually because she actually forgot how to human.
Make her as awkward and clumsy as possible in anything else but fighting.

how many movies are left on hollands contract?

interesting idea.

I don't think physically clumsy is the way to go, but socially clumsy makes sense to me. Maybe have her open up to Peter a little, showing him that her stiffness and attitude is because she's afraid in social situations.

That's what I actually meant.
And like in most other MCU movies it could be played as a joke when she doesn't understand any references or acts awkwardly and maybe she tries to make some dumb joke or punchline ala Spiderman but Spidey and even the villain(s) are dead silent and she is like "Wait....really? I thought that was clever" with a very disappointed and kinda sad expression on her face.
I know sound stupid but I'm not some under- or overpaid (whichever it is) hollywood scriptwriter.

Dating 3-4 youngers isn't a huge maturity gap, they've consistently been better partners to me than older men. I might not be very mature myself so it works out. They tend to not be as bossy which I appreciate. I'm sure there are older men who would be fine partners but at this point I'm not very optimistic if the gap is more than a few years.

Tom Holland is cute, of course Brie is making eyes at him.

Imagine this, but with MCU spiderman and captain marvel.
Would there be riots or indifference or maybe even support? (From normies of course)

hmm
how old are you?

I understand where you're coming from I guess!
>Tom Holland
>cute
i dont think so tim

Men without kids would probably think it was hot and secretly support it. Childless women would be indifferent or weirded out but not terribly so. Boys would love it. Girls wouldn't care.

Parents are the ones that would be upset. Throw in some token MRAs to bitch about double standards as well as token think-of-the-kids feminists.

I'm 26, so it's not a cougar-cub thing really. I've just come to associate older guys with them being bossy and it doesn't work my personality.

Not to everyone's tastes but I think Holland is handsome and his Peter has a cute personality too. Maybe this makes me a terrible person but the proposed Peter/Carol tutelage sounds entertaining. Carol is a bore on her own, she needs to be part of a team. She might be more enjoyable to watch with Thor too, seems like they would get along.

>Maybe this makes me a terrible person but the proposed Peter/Carol tutelage sounds entertaining
oh, no, I'd absolutely love it too, its actually my favorite ship atm i think.
Peter+Wanda was also something I liked, but they've not interacted at all although they shouldn't be too far apart in age
I haven't seen Captain Marvel yet but her interactions with the cast in endgame were mostly lacking imo
>I've just come to associate older guys with them being bossy and it doesn't work my personality.
no I perfectly understand that, younger and older seem to treat me exactly the same, but I can see where you're coming from. i'm bisexual, but I prefer other women, so my tolerance for men being asses is really low lo. But I like twinky looking men, and by 25 guys are pretty masculine generally lol

I think the general conclusion everyone's reached here is Carol really needs somebody to play off in order to be at the very least identifiable

So the same as every other character in every other film.

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No, I think there are some characters that can stand on their own

i thought she said
>hey lil peter my bed right now

/ss/ when?

Well, having weird sex tastes seems to being a thing with both Caps, one fucks his (future) niece and the other likes /ss/

How the fuck i'm supposed to not fap to this...

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It means no worries for the rest of your days

shes only 12 years older if my math is correct

wait i forgot shes been active since the 90s fuck youre right shes like 60, so way more then 30 years older

Either way, that's way into cougar territory

You know, I'm one of those people who always bitches about papa Stark, but I'd be unironically on board with this. One of the biggest reasons why the Peter-Tony relationship rubbed me the wrong way was because of how one-sided it was. It wasn't really about them being both independent characters with agency learning from each other (like Peter B. and Miles in Spider-Verse, for example), it was pretty much entirely just about Peter being growing in reaction to Tony and then he was reduced to a mere emotional device of his in Infinity War and Endgame. Peter didn't really make Tony grow as a person, Tony did that all on his own. Peter was just there as another prop to add to his mountain of guilt. Charlie Spencer with lines of dialogue.

Meanwhile Peter-Carol could have Peter gradually coming to accept Carol as a mentor figure, after some initial reluctance due to not wanting to open up again after losing Stark and finding her more difficult to work with, instead of just groweling at her feet like with Tony and be more assertive, due to being more experienced, while with Carol you've got all that in your post. It would be less of a maternal and more of a fratelnal relationship, if that makes sense. It would be fun to see their personalities play off each other and in general, relationships with a stronger sense of conflict are plain more interesting.

>she shatters Peter's pelvis while "celebrating"

>older sister
EXACTLY like that

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>Ms.Danvers, you have to understand. He's a child
>Hot

>Husbando defense force

>Slow strokes peter while making him maintain eye contact

Asian Parker?

woah, her tatters are looking pretty big here. I wonder if she could pull off the black leotard

I'm gonna need some sauce here

anyone got a screenshot?

You're a fucking moron man.

i got zero results on E-hentai, so to phrase my question in a better way, link?

user, it's right on the page

The first panel tells you everything.

You couldn't just google the title?

As a fellow twink connoisseur I must agree, the wall comes for us all.

I'm not sure I like Wanda and Peter. If you want something closer in age maybe Peter and Shuri? I try to imagine him with any of the other female characters and honestly I'm still liking Carol/Peter most.

Pretty much. That's the problem with her being so powerful is that who is she supposed to work with? A fish out of water scenario where she ends up involved in something where her powers are a poor fit for the task might be a good excuse to pair her with another hero.

>ALL WHITE CIS MEN PLEASE LEAVE THE THEATER.

she's so powerful and sexy

also wtf bros the lesbians on twitter told me she was one of them what happened

>Pretty much. That's the problem with her being so powerful is that who is she supposed to work with? A fish out of water scenario where she ends up involved in something where her powers are a poor fit for the task might be a good excuse to pair her with another hero.
Well, given that Mysterio is the Far From Home villain and, as far as we know, for the most of the movie there isn't even a clear antagonist, period, Carol would be a pretty solid fit for the movie. Besides, you don't need her to be an active participant in the action for her to fill the mentor role. Hell, Tony already could have resolved the conflict in Homecoming in five seconds, if he really wanted, but they wrote around that.

>also wtf bros the lesbians on twitter told me she was one of them what happened
gonna need proof on that, cause i've never heard that rumor before
brie is really attractive aside from her feet though
>peter and shuri
hmm
maybe? I can imagine Holland and Wright getting on really well, but i'm not actually sure how Peter and Shuri would play out.

I forget, how old is Wanda supposed to be? Olsen is over 30, but iirc the twins were supposed to be teenagers in AoU

>a fellow twink lover
based user

>Brie is a year younger than Olsen irl
I know "acting" is called that for a reason, but through those lens, it's funny considering that the role of Carol is of a weathered veteran while Wanda is lumped in with Shuri and Peter.

cismen are historically the most thinskinned faggots in human history willing to genocide millions just to secure a safe space for their circlejerk. and 54% of them aren't even cis, they just pretend to be out of shame

they're both barely 30 and yet they look really old to me, what the fuck
>but through those lens, it's funny considering that the role of Carol is of a weathered veteran while Wanda is lumped in with Shuri and Peter.
its pretty funny considering the disparate ages of all the characters, yet irl petty much all the actors are within 10 years of each other in age
Paltrow, Downey Jr, Holland and Boseman being the exceptions
kek
this is pretty much unironically fact which is pretty sad

>ara ara peter-kun

>"H-Hi, I'm Peter Parker"
>"Hey, Peter Parker. Pull down your pants."
What the fuck, Raimi

>Carol's Ms Marvel will never hold you in her strong arms
FUCK!

He has seem better real life soap opera in the X-Men

>Peter got to use the instakill mode.
I expect Yea Forums will get a lot of mileage out of that, along with Hail Hydra.

When will they fug?

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>thinskinned sjw fag

>She seemed to have taken a liking to Peter.
Holy fuck they shared two lines together, people like you are such faggots.

He's just a boy Raimi! This time you've gone too far [/spoiler]from home

This was inevitable when they cast a young, hot and horny Aunt May who dances at a strip club for extra money.

>15 year old peter parker in the middle of a group of grown women

what did they mean by this?

Bitches love Spider-Man. It is known.

He was in the movie for like a minute. The only person he had more lines with was Tony, assuming we don't count his suit's AI.
I do totally ship him with the AI, though. Not even a little bit ashamed of it.

>"Hey, Peter Parker..."
>Leans forward, strokes his hair and sniffs her finger afterwards.
>"Did you know I'm not allowed within 500ft of a school?"
Wow, THIS is Marvel's new premier superhero?

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>Howdedoo Petie-boy
>Is that a web-sack in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Were they ribbing on Raimi's organic webshooters?

The part where Carol pegged him was a bold choice , what was even bolder was when she leashed him in public

>Peter in a full-body gimp suit with a leash being held by Carol during Tony's funeral scene
It was in poor taste, but I guess it made sense for the characters.

The ways of the Kree are different from those of Earth.

Technically he has a problem containing himself if his answer is a joke.
Hid thought process in the first one would be nil

Why did they bring Pete back at all when they just have him get fucked to death by Carol in the mid credits sequence.

I really want a clear pic of her costume in this. I dug this Mar-Vell esque color scheme but she still needs SASH

The post credits scene where Carol was forcing Peter to call her Mommy while choking him in front of Aunt May seemed strange at the time but makes sense looking back

If you had stayed until the end of the credits, you would know that Peter wasn't actually dead. There's a whole post-credits stinger where he's crying naked in Carol's bed when she returns with a giant black dildo.

this was SO fucking sexual

people cheered to Carols haircut in my theater. I think both are just as good

I'll admit it was kind of weird when people cheered to Carol doing pic related to Peter while trying to stick a finger up his ass after the battle.

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>her BFF Nick Fury
Actually surprised that there was no interaction shown between her and Nick Fury in Endgame. A few lines of dialogue during the final battle or after Tony's funeral would have sufficed.

I think it was bold for them to finish the Thanos plot in the first five minutes and have the rest of the runtime be Carol pegging Peter. I don't think I've seen any other film take such bold artistic choices

>Hey kid. Ever heard of a Kree body slave?

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She has the sash now. I saw it in the hologram briefing scene for sure. The final battle however was so drab and frantic I was barely able to focus on anything.

I enjoyed the subplot where May had to learn accept Carol’s place in Peter’s life, and by extension, his ass.

>Movie called A-Force
>is to rescue Peter from incel Dr Doom
>steal him and make him their bitch

underrated

They've already revealed that Civil War 2 is going to be about the Avengers fighting Carol and the A-Force to save Peter's bussy from fracturing.

doesn't matter, he can human flags and other acrobatic shit, even without his fame, he can make girls wet in an instant and make even the rippest bodybuilders look weak.

still not America's Ass

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does Peter have a problem with premature ejaculation?

good post

only when carol sticks a finger up his ass and blasts his prostate with cosmic energy

I guess that explains the leaked Far From Home scene I saw:
>Pete comes home and turns on the lights in his room
>Carol is sitting on his bed, she has a giant black briefcase handcuffed to her wrist.
>She holds it up for Pete to see, and he starts openly weeping
>She leans forward and grabs him by the face, pulling him close and whispers “Don’t even think about running. I fly faster than you swing.

It’s bold story telling, I’ll Give them that.

but how does this affect billycarol threads

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ya, I've been thinking about picking up Reed's Ms Marvel run, it's something I really enjoy. I think I'm going to finally pull the trigger now

Basically every shipper ever, everywhere.

> When Peter and Carol were friends
God, it's about ages!

Personally I perfer Mantis x Peter

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get away from my wife Peter!

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I want to draw something. Any suggestions ?

Obviously Carol having Peter on a leash and petting him

caarol resting her boobs on peter's head while telling him about the week she's had,

I wanna pom Pom's pom poms

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Back off my mommy girlfriend

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wow, she's so hot

she is

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THIS

This would be so hot with an age gap

>spidey harems
Fuck off self inserters

Yeah. You're only allowed to do that if you're fuckin gay.

>i bet in the next movie, captain marvel will fly back to earth to see peter to seduce and fuck him and after they're done she will tell him to keep it a secret

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>HOLY FUCK

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...

It's because they didn't want to cast a Spidey taller than Tony Stark. RDJ himself is 5' 9". It becomes very obvious if you pay attention to his shoes.

POST MORE SPIDER MAN STRAIGHT SHOTA!

Any other threads that have this same topic?

Before you say "she's old enough to be his mother" I'll remind you that that argument doesn't work here

This user is right you know

Nobody's arguing that because everybody knows that argument will fall on deaf ears here

>RDJ himself is 5' 9"
He's even shorter, he's like tom cruise's height.

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>Carol bottoming
>not railing Spider-Boy with her strap so hard he's permanently gaped
It's just not realistic.

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>>That picture
I just see the text "Pathetic" beneath it.

Sounds like your bias is affecting your perception

Spoiler Alert: Avengers fail and Peter remains a fucktoy and becomes their sperm bank

>>It's because they didn't want to cast a Spidey taller than Tony Stark
I know that but I still dont like it
its not like they couldnt just have RDJ stand on a box or something like usual

>Hey Peter Parker
>that's the third time you came too soon
>we're going to keep going until you get it right

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great pic, saved.

drunk confession. I was always a bit of a Carol fan, loved her in EMH and Busiek and Reed run. But what totally make me a Carol Corp was Yea Forumso bitching about her. It made me look closer at her character and understand her more than ever before. I love her so much more now

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>that fetish of a super girl saving you and fucking you because who can stop her

Didn't Uma Thurman have a movie about that?

yes

Ah, the classic Kree pick up line

How'd you get a hold of the leaks?

Captain Mommy

The is absolutely hotter with that short haircut. No question.

>tfw Carol will never save your life, then demand 'payment' from you in the form of you eating her out

/carolcorps/ I am feeling really down, please send Carol to help me

Carol no! He's just a child!

Thanks a lot guys, now I really want Captain Marvel to fuck Spider-Man

should have hela and ancient one for full mommy lineup

I actually thought it was a real comic issue for a few seconds.

I think I've summed up this thread pretty nicely.

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Should've put long-haired Carol as the first pic and her scene with Peter as the 3rd one.

And I will make him a MAN.

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MOAR /SS/ this thread has gone three days strong

>"AND I'M GONNA TEACH HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE!"

But that's wrong.

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Tuesday thread is Soon
Good

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So you're implying /ss/ makes everything better?

Could the way Danvers said Hi Peter Parker, got something for me? be any more sexual?

Hold on, where does Peer go when it pans back over the group? He disappears behind Pepper and then he's gone.

so he's gay, right?

she's never staying on Earth except for the big team-up movies

>Spider-Man no way fag's Captain Marvel
based..?

I know it sounds crazy but I did a lot of research to come to this conclusion.

Iwillmakeamanoutofyou mp3

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>peter just reveals his secret identity to all the heroes
oh ok

wrong spider-person

I did a lot of research. Had to use a lot of toilet paper and lotion, but I think the contributions it made to the scientific community was invaluable

>not pelvic destruction

oh

why the fuck does peter look so small here

To put snu snu in your mind

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Brie Larson is such a charisma vacuum that after her back and forth with Peter she's staring a fucking hole in him like she doesn't know how to interact with the scene so she laser focuses on him before turning to look at green screen nonsense. What fuckery.

ok

post hog

Same here and I got disappointed we don't get art like that anymore.

The casting couch but its female heroes recruiting young male sidekicks

please

>they get reverse spit-roasted

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>Marvel and She-Hulk rubbing your legs on the couch asking questions that seemingly have nothing to do with being a side kick
>asking you to smile when looking at the camera that is set up for some reason

Are we getting too in for an MCU She-Hulk to work now?

After Endgame its going to be Marvel trying everyone they can in hopes of keeping the magic alive, even characters that shouldn't be touched like Wolverine.

>not titled "Bitches Love Spider-Man"
Dun goofed, bruh.

He is still on Pepper's right after the initial pan, then crouches down on the far lower left, but the video "quality" is too dark to see him very well.

ara ara Peter-kun

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>brie is really attractive aside from her feet though

They're actually beautiful but I'll never unsee the fucking nightmare fungus. A shame because her soles are goddess tier.

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Why the fuck was Ned the same age as when they left, did he get snapped too? If so why was he so happy to see Peter?

I guess this means MJ got snapped too but Liz didn't so they don't have to use her anymore

Didn't Liz move away anyway?

I’m sure there was time in between the Thanos battle and the return to school scene when Ned could’ve learned that half the fucking universe was decimated

>they
I think you meant that RDJ didn't want that

>
That's why she needs someone like Peter to ease her into earth society

You could read 150+ issues of ASM and see him dis them over and over too. He flat out turned them down in the second annual.

Requesting Shuri and Valkyrie leaning in and kissing Spidey's ne k or whispering in his ear while they play with his cock

Maybe add a jealous Liz or MJ in the back since he seemes ti be attracting a type in the MCU

Replace Peter with Billy and the Captain with Power Girl.

...now there's a sequel.

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always like Sejic's Wondy

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>Stark is gone Peter. That cute auntie of yours isn't here to protect you either. It's just you and me now. You're caught in my web.

>Brie will never be your mommy

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There has to be some way to generate recursive /ss/.

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i was rock hard for the rest of the battle thanks to this

So it's both selfcest and /ss/?

>no couch meme with peter on the couch and all the MCU girls standing behind him
Disappointed

>super strength
>assertive personality
>clearly into /ss/
>parker has super endurance
literally made for each other

>prematurely ejaculates webbing on her.

Of course she was staring at him Tom Holland is a qt

Casting was a mess but the right styling makes a hell of a difference. Brie looks so good with the short hair.

The delivery of was completely sexual, the /ss/ activated Brie for me

I'd want this, but I have no editing skills

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Was the scene with Coral pushing Peter up against a wall and shoving her hands down his pants really necessary?

cute feet

its character building

It was integral because it led to the scene where Carol flies to Aunt May and tells her "I'm Peter's mommy now"

I didn't know Raimi was a pedo?

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V-Force

The Vulvengers

With Wanda and Carol in that line-up, what the hell can anyone else do?

>with Tom Holland as Spider-Man
What did they means by this?

Bitches love Spider-Man.

They might need a more subtle solution that requires Wasp's touch. Or a tech solution that requires Shuri.
Maybe even Mantis's unique skills, though that's probably a stretch.
The remaining four are completely redundant.
Unless the objective is boners, in which case Nebula is the only one there who needs to show up.

Speaking of that, no Pepper Potts? I guess even this fantasy cast thinks getting Gweneth Paltrow back again as an action star is unrealistic.

What are some movies to watch if you want to fuck Brie Larson

Scott Pilgrim

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Just Peck

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I need an adult

YOU JUST KNOW

>that filename

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>check out the shota's twitter
>he's an anti-bully ranger
that's fucking adorable

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bump

They're going to give MCU Peter the Venom Blast. Screencap this.

Same energy

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Spider-Man and his Amazing Harem

MOMMY
but seriously, her abrasiveness would work well if she had a more vulnerable companion to pull out some compassion out of her. Gimme that Carol/Peter team up.

Yeah, I prefer how she looked in the 2018 section of Endgame.

So what you're saying is she has split personality disorder.

it's our problem free
philosophy

Holy shit

>Tony dies
>Carol swoops in on that new prospect immediately
We need to ban her from schools

Why does Carol love little boys so much?

>Carol gets access to the time machine
>forces all male avengers into shotas
SHE'S A MENACE

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Cute stunt double

>Kidnaps Steave so he never becomes Captain America
>Kidnaps Tony and never tells him about his parents dying
>Kidnaps Banner so Hulk never exists
>Kidnaps Bucky because he was in the area
>Kidnaps Peter twice
>Somehow managed to kidnap Thor on Asgard
>Blows the fuck up Yondu's ship and kidnaps Quill

>uses the infinity stones to make boys unable to grow up
The monster

>"But what about my mom!"
>Aww, you can call me mommy."
>"... Mommy?"
>*Incoherent shivering*

Does she keep them shota but give them industrial-sized hardware?

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>industrial-sized hardware
HOT

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>BEGONE!
>You don't belong in those boy holes, THOT!

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he said there are plans for 3 solo movies before homecoming came out, so at least one more after FFH. feige said he wants to treat it as a harry potter kind of thing with peter getting older as the movies go, so maybe more than 3

>feige said he wants to treat it as a harry potter kind of thing with peter getting older as the movies go

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I hope the movie that tackles puberty has lots of Captain Marvel involved

I'd tap the shit outta dat Z

she really isn't that great of a GWA chick

pedophilia, user

So, high school Peter, then college Peter, then trying to figure out his life Peter, then (we can only hope), tech company Peter?

The scene where Mommy Danvers takes Peter to the Wasp’s house for a “play date” was a bit gratuitous.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=5ayZ5CWv1Ng

Not as bad is the scene where Carol picks Peter up and forcibly rims him. That was too much Raimi.

>Ara ara, Peter Parker Penis, you have something...for me? Like a Penis?

We need to ban her from schools

>get invited to see a prescreening of far from home
>first 10 minutes is Aunt May upset that Peter brought home someone as old as Captain Marvel
>next half hour is just her depressingly watching TV as you hear Carol amazon press Peter into submission
Weird choice, no idea how they are getting a PG-13 on this movie

Delete this right the fuck now

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oh god please

>Peter seems to bump into Carol randomly it odd places
>Peter swears she said she was in space doing space stuff yet he keeps bumping into her at home
>Peter and Aunt May get a new neighbour
>It's Carol
>Carol says it's a gift from Fury since she's been gone so long that she doesn't have a house but Fury hasn't heard of this
>Peter has the constant feeling he's being watched, especially in the bathroom
>There's no windows in the bathroom

Like I said it was a weird movie, it ended with May getting a tape called "Spideys Casting Couch audition"

>Russos confirmed all the dusted aged ahead 5 years after the snap
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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You take a trip, and come back to find your little girl is now a teenager. Her face is just recognizable, but you didn't watch her grow up. You have a sizable gap in your Westermark imprint, and now when she hugs you there's these new perky breasts squeezing into your shoulder.
How do you react to something like that?

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>May might have been your legal guardian...
>But she's not your MOMMY!

What did Carol mean by this? Also, how does know about Aunt May?

God bless belle
I’m so glad she’s back

>MCU introduces first openly /ss/ characters
>MCU mommy /ss/ army protecting spider-man

FUCKING BASED

>Peter is 20 and still in high school

That’s fucking stupid

She means she didn't read Trouble.

If only all of us could be so lucky.

>Captain Marvel backlash didn't go away because the final movie and Brie were still mediocre.
>Marvel course corrects with Mommy Danvers and some /SS/

Thank you based Russo's.

In all fairness he was 16 when he was snapped. That's a good amount of high school he missed out on.
It is how it is. Not sure why they confirmed that but whatever.

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>that voice she wanted that spider cock

I for one don't think we should molest Peter Parker

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The hunger in her eyes when she looked down at Peter was intense.

>keep her away from stark

>"The other Peter said he was going to be showing me the ropes. Can you give me any Spider-Man tips?"
>"Yeah, I got plenty. Disinfect the mask. You're gonna want to use baby powder in the suit, heavy on the joints. And here's Matt Murdock's business card in case Captain Marvel is bothering you"

It's nice Disney allowed Sony to reference these characters...But was it really necessary?

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>t.nigger

back to the gulag, cap-killer.

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It also has Joe and Mary with a heart and an anchor you wishful gayfag.

call me george cause I've got jungle fever

Absolutely based

I'm gonna be honest, the part where she tells him "If you're serious about saving the white race you need to breed at least ten times with me. So hurry and knock me up, I'll give you your first Aryan baby to make your uncle jew-raping proud" was very much over the top, but I appreciate Raimi sticking to his guns like a true artist.

Did the camera really need to zoom in that close during the breeding scene?
Why did it keep flashing pictures of Captain America and crying Black Panther?

It's called MOVIE MAGIC, user.

Whatever subtle message Raimi is getting at, he's expressing it perfectly.

i was rock hard for the rest of the movie thanks to this

Interactions with Peter Parker could actually redeem her

yeah sure "interactions"

She's gonna "interact" with Peter until he's preggers with her Kree baby.

>Ms.Danvers, you have to understand. He's a child
>Hot

hol up

>implying she won't get pregnant and taunt peter about the human-kree abomination she's carrying inside her womb
>she won't press peter's trembling hands against her stomach to feel the baby's kicks
>she won't force peter to take birthing classes with her

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Don't fucking care. I'll literally never pay for an MCU movie ever again so why give a shit if you only watch the movies at home when you're bored? After Endgame, they can fuck up the franchise the way they already started in Phase 2

Carol is for preserving the aryan master race

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Keep her away from Parker

same, but if they bring Daredevil to the big screen and its rated R.... I might come back

>Captain Marvel II
>The film is about Aunt May and Happy hiring Wolverine to protect her nephew's purity from Carol Danvers

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"All the adamantium bones in the world won't stop me from getting to dat boi pussy, Logan!"

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Logan and Bucky look like they're having the time of their lives listening to this.

As much shit as Bendis wrote, his group discussion moments like this is where he shines.

>That fanfic of Power Girl having a futa dick and fucking you after saving you from a fire
>Even gets you a job at the Daily Planet so you're nearby when she's horny
>Even let's you stay at her place

Watch out for Danvers. What? You thought she only preyed on boys? No, that woman is an equal opportunity predator. So long as they're young, soft, and nubile, they're not safe from her. None of them are.

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link?

oh god oh fuck my son told me he was at school when he looked out the window and saw a blonde woman in alien flight gear take a child with her and look directly into his eyes with a smirk on her face saying "you're next"
what does this mean oh fuck oh god what do I do

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>That Carol and Mantis looking at each other
I could almost see them fighting over who gets peter first

literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=1575050&page=submissions

It only has two chapters and hasn't been updated in 5 years

;_;

t.raimi

t.snyder

This is a VERY important topic

Not today Satan.

BLSSSS
>forced you to massage their wombs while they laugh in ecstasy

ugh no, avengers short red hair widow is infinitely preferable to tomato soup winter soldier hair widow

I’m not planning to watch this movie in theaters. Was there a scene in the movie or is just post movie fanfic?

Why should we care enough to answer?

Watch the movie and find out

You're asking if Carol locks Peter in a mating press during the final battle and extracts a load of his spider-sperm?
Yes, of course

>Was there a scene in the movie
Yes.
Three hours worth of scenes actually.

Brie has ugly feet tho

I thought everyone knew this since Carol likes to flirt with Kamala.

Who cares about Brie? We're talking about Captain Marvel

>gonna need proof on that, cause i've never heard that rumor before
people are insisting that carol is gay for her friend maria and that monica is their adopted daughter

i don't see it myself, but there you go

Carol forcing Peter to give her a foot massage
Poor Peter having to deal with her cosmic foot fungus!

This, it's like complaining that Tony Stark is a manlet, when he's clearly not in the movies.

Not a footfag but her feet are fine right now. Nowhere near as horrible as that infamous fungus pic. Seriously, she was at the fucking Golden Globes, why the hell did she ever think that was ok?

>hasn't been updated in 5 years
Fucking tragic

FUNGUS PICS???

>why the hell did she ever think that was ok?
I'm guessing that she thought "footfags are a tiny population of perverted scum, no one gives a fuck what they think"

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>tfw you will never share a nice home with Power Girldick

>You thought Mantis was going to lay eggs on you, just wait till you see what I've got in mind for you, Parker
That scene was a bit out of place, but I think it really fleshed out their characters.

>he doesnt know

It ain't even about being a degenerate footfag chief, it's just basic fucking hygiene. The fact it took Brie's own blockbuster film just for people to actually notice that pic from long ago is astonishing, people should have given her shit for it back then. That shit's nasty. It's a damn shame, especially when I think she's kinda cute aside from that pic. Her dyke cut actually helped.

Sit back and let it happen to your son. Just hope she has the courtesy to return him in one piece

>All the other couples see Peter’s a young boy but say nothing out of fear of Carol

Colored women were made for white cock

All the better when she forces Peter to suck on them in order to "help his training"

That post credits scene where Pregnant Carol forced Aunt May to let her move in into Peter’s bedroom was surprisingly kino

Dammit, now Shazam will have to compete with his sequel and have Power Girl imposing the /ss/ onto little Billy. Just have Mister Mind be the evil schemer forcing those lewd thoughts into her mind. And then she likes it.

"Ma'am, t-this isn't how Tony trained me."

"Well, Tony isn't here now, is he, Peter. You missed a toe."

yeah, I was pleasantly surprised as well.

If the superhero movie genre just becomes the ultimate /ss/ race, we live in the best timeline.

>carol breastfeeds the infant human-kree monstrosity
>then peter

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Good stuff.

How about starting simple first with Mary then moving up to Power Girl

SOURCE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

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my god, Endgame has let loose a ton of fetishes, half the Endgame threads are fetish threads I love it

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Oh Shit!

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>But Shazam flopped so hard we didn't get a single BillyCarol thread out of it
GODDAMMIT

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>prematurely ejaculates webbing on her.
>Hey Peter Parker
>that's the third time you came too soon
>we're going to keep going until you get it right

i was rock hard for the rest of the dilm thanks to this

please keep this going when the thread dies

We will... Whatever it takes

WE MUST SHARE OUR TEACHINGS WITH THE OTHER MCU THREADS AND ENLIGHTEN THEM ON /ss/

Sorry homo, she's Kree now. Also Rodey is still giving her dat BBC. Dream on incel. Also note Brie's hate of white men. hahahahahahaha

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

Whatever it takes.

Next thread needs more dominant pregnant Carol.

Whatever it takes.

Rhodey is too old for Carol.

Next you'll say Peter's too young!

LOVE IS LOVE, DAWG! AGE IS JUST A NUMBER!

>t.r kelly

Carol is for: ____

REMINDER MCU PETER IS 21 NOW

CAROL IS FOR CUTE LITTLE BOYS

/ss/

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being the best mcu hero and also /ss/

Legally. But mentally and physically he's still just a kid.

So best of both worlds.

Carol vs Black Cat for /ss/piderman

Legally and physically. The Russos confirmed the dusted aged 5 years like everyone else. Mentally he's probably still the same though.

>there are 5 year olds with the mind of babies

Is that just so they can deal with actor ages? Holland is only early 20s, that's not even too old to be playing a teenager!

Just shitting all over the place and throwing deadly tantrums.

>fetus gets snapped
>five years later woman suddenly has five year old in womb

P-please not again Mommy Carol...my wee wee hurts...

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Oh, she'll make them win, alright.

Win loads.