Questionable Yea Forumsntent Thread

Why did he cram 4 people in one booth? I get that he wanted to separate the couple but that's so awkward, you can tell they're struggling to sit comfortably.

>intensify joke
Stale. Even for you, Jeph.

That's just because all of them minus the robot take it in the ass.

Wait which one of them used to want to get into that emo looking dudes pants who’s dating a tranny now? I think she had a dead dad that suicided cause she was a shit daughter and did it faster when she time travelled to stop it.

You're thinking of John Connor who sent the T-9000 back in time to kill himself before he made the world gay with his webcomic.

Remove the narration text and the strip works better. And though I doubt it's intentional, Marten's conflicted facial expression is gold.

If Jeph and Phil Fish walked into a bar and nobody knew who either were, who gets punched in the face first?

Trick Question. Phil Fish gets punched in the face hours before they make it to the bar.

Phil. He's known for being an outspoken douche while Jeph is mostly just passive-aggressive. Hell, I'd probably have a beer with Jeph on one of his good days.

I'd have a beer with him just because it'd be hilarious watching the facade of SJW melt away and the bitter, pissed off
face of a 40-year-old man writing tumblr comics for angsty fags come out as he puts away more and more drink.

What happened to fat nerd and paki boyfriend?

Shut up I don't drink anymore. I don't know what you're on about, I lovte my job.

That gay.

How much of a beta you have to be for every single girl friend of yours (including your ex) decide to go lesbian while you have to settle yourself with fucking trannies?

les claypool levels of beta

Why doesn't Stabby McHand just rename it to Everyone Is Gay: The Webcomic?

Ok, so the one with the tan is marten’s boss. The one that she’s kissing is his ex girlfriend. She wasn’t trying to get in his pants. He had sex with her and then she turned gay.

Dude, he makes over $100k doing this comic.

How is the most insecure girl in the comic okay with marrying a girl who will fuck anyone without a penis

obscure reference bro

So? he's also famously a massive, whinging, herniating pussy who seems desperately unhappy, probably from the pressure
all the so-called "fans" of this shit put on him for more "representation". Well congrats, you've a spectrum of infinite colour
representing every permutation of human imaginable but still somehow can't seem to write anything beyond angsty bait
for frustrated morons. The only character to undergo any kind of "arc" is Faye, and he finished that up by making her magically
gay, showing his piss-weak understanding of what a complex relationship is between characters. In 4 years he'll have been doing
this for twenty years and I bet he'll look back at it all and think
Why
Why did I do this

All my money and shitty bandcamp music and Alice Grove

All for nothing

That's already the alt text title for Dinosaur Comics for some reason.

The weird thing is this might have been me if it hadn't been for the being asexual and the vow of celibacy (as it turns out, SUPER easy to keep when you're asexual). Most of the chicks I hung out with in high school (including one everyone thought I was dating despite both of us denying it) turned out bisexual or lesbian and ended up in lesbian relationships last I heard and I had a mtf best friend that had a long standing crush on me.

And I have like 0 gaydar (as did most everyone that thought I was dating that one chick) so all this is entirely incidental.

maybe your hobbyset attracts gays and nerds

>as soon as i realized she violently molests people in public as much as I do, i knew!
who the fuck does this

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When
is
SOMEBODY
going
to
fuck
BRUN?!?

Never because Clinton is the only possible candidate, which would be too hetero for Jeph's "fans" and thus a big no-no revenue-wise

It’s not too straight if it’s a threesome with two guys. Jeph can call Elliot/Brun/Clinton “polyamorous” and score some points for having an actual three-way relationship.

Which reminds me. I haven’t been following the comic that long: was Tai ever openly practicing polyamory, and did that ever have any impact on any plots, or was it always just a vague part of her backstory that she slept around a lot?